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(前情提要)

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- 賽絲是我的朋友
- 我們正努力解開她的謀殺案

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對,為了你們的線上電台

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班葛蘭羅伊?

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班死了,我是葛蘭史塔賓,班的特技替身

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能讓我參演你們的電影嗎?

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你沒了特技替身,我沒了演戲替身

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我們可以互補

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天啊,他們中槍了

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是葛蘭,他還活著

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史塔賓情況穩定,但沒有意識

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子彈打中他腦袋裡的鋼板
彈向葛里芬納奇

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我接受你的瘋狂,一生一世

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妳給我一個娃娃的手鐲?

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我在向你求婚,奧利佛,我想跟你結婚

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我們這週末要結婚了

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賽絲全都想通了
也許這就是她想告訴我的事

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我想說一件有關你們朋友賽絲的事

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她在火腿無線電上

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問過你們線上電台劇情漏洞的事

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賽絲是因為妳才會知道
她筆記裡那些有關西塔的事

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她說過電影《朗康克瑪計畫》
有個特技演員

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她說:「他會害死我」

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什麼是《朗康克瑪計畫》?

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有了,《朗康克瑪計畫》

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特技演員是誰?是我們能問話的人嗎?

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不算是

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對影視圈的人來說

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和你共事的人就是一切...

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(16號攝影棚)

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...直到該邁向下一個節目
然後自然地疏於聯絡

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(兩年前)

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帕塔基在此

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打屁王,最近好嗎?

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你說吧,我正要離開片場

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《朗康克瑪計畫》,我當然能找一組人...

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但有時候,你會遇見你不想放手的人

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有時候,他們可能會以
出乎意料的方式改變你的人生

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老天

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剛才那一翻真不得了

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我都在冬季的進階筋斗特訓班教這個

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你做過特技嗎?

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(史塔賓)

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他在這裡

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不好意思,你們不能進去

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{\an8}我們是家屬,必須進去

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{\an8}沒錯,我們是史塔賓家的人

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{\an8}我是奧利佛,這個姑娘是梅寶
妳見過查爾斯堂哥了

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{\an8}很搞興認識妮

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現在就有口音了

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{\an8}時有時無啦

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好啦,我們是來調查謀殺案的
我們必須見葛蘭

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葛蘭目前很虛弱

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你們不能找他問話

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不用擔心,親愛的,這些問題很溫和

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像是「聽說賽絲跟她的徒弟有過節

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那是你,葛蘭史塔賓嗎?」

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當然還有「《朗康克瑪計畫》

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到底出過什麼包?」

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還有「你謀殺了我們的朋友嗎?」

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你們不能進去,就是這樣

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而且啤酒是怎樣?

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{\an8}(比利時拉格啤酒)

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{\an8}- 我們只是想...
- 別說了

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...誘使他恢復意識

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你們認為啤酒的味道會讓他醒來?

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為什麼?因為他是愛爾蘭人?

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你們也帶了醃牛肉嗎?

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{\an8}才沒有

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{\an8}我們還帶了嗅鹽,妳別想說我們沒品味

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根本不知道它有沒有用

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有用

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{\an8}我們也帶了通靈板
說不定他能用念力控制它

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{\an8}(通靈板)

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{\an8}所以呢?

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護士說如果葛蘭醒來,她會打給我們

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現在該怎麼辦?

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我要怎麼處理這些啤酒?

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賽絲在她遇害那晚給我的,但我不會喝

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因為啤酒是粗人的酒

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奧利佛,我會帶走粗人的啤酒
因為我是個好朋友

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我一直在想

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你再過幾天就要結婚了

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我帶你出去
請你喝不是啤酒的東西慶祝怎麼樣?

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查爾斯,你要幫我辦告別單身派對嗎?

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我不管別人怎麼說,你不是冰山王子

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你是好人

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大夥,是腦震盪的酒保

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是承諾要解開賽絲的謀殺案的三個混蛋啊

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我們還在努力

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還順便害人陷入昏迷

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你也是特技圈的人

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我們聽說賽絲在《朗康克瑪計畫》的徒弟

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讓她很頭大

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而葛蘭史塔賓在演職人員名單上

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不對,葛蘭是去接替賽絲的徒弟的

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那傢伙犯了大錯,賽絲必須把他開除

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所以說,賽絲結束了她徒弟的事業

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然後葛蘭取代了他

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那是殺死他們兩個人的動機

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所以葛蘭根本不是槍手
而是另一個受害者

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這個徒弟是誰?

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《朗康克瑪計畫》怎麼了?

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我不認識那個人

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知道事發經過的人
就只有賽絲、葛蘭和導演

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我們只要找到那部電影的導演,也就是...

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朗霍華

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這一季終於有名人了

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《破案三人行》

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(紐約警局)

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(第四季,第九集)
(克星大逃亡)

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{\an8}(兩年前)
(《朗康克瑪計畫》片場)

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{\an8}你第一個專業浴火特技

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{\an8}好,我知道我們講過一百萬次了

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{\an8}再講第一百萬零一次,準備好了嗎?

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{\an8}第一步
從冷凍箱裡拿出防火護襠,把它穿上

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{\an8}第二步,在脆弱部位抹上這玩意

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{\an8}手腕、脖子、腳踝

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{\an8}因為那些部位沒有

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{\an8}這件保護

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{\an8}阻燃背心,又稱作第三步

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{\an8}對,它有點破爛,有點老派

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{\an8}但它是我老爸送的
這些年來都讓我平安無事

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{\an8}你拿去,試穿看看

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{\an8}抹上防火膏,然後我們會在你身上點火

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{\an8}真為你感到興奮

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{\an8}法蘭克,好了嗎?

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{\an8}(特技復仇?)
(特技圈?)

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{\an8}(賽絲的徒弟)

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{\an8}經過這麼久,我們終於找到正確方向了

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{\an8}唯一的問題是
我們要怎麼聯絡上朗霍華?

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我一直等著要跟你們說這件事
以造成最大的衝擊

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其實我跟朗朗是很要好的朋友

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是真的,因為他叫他朗朗

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你要知道,在我最愛的中式餐廳
我們的大頭照

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是掛在一起的

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在不同牆面和高度也是掛在一起啦

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我的臉被盆栽遮住了
但我的龐畢度髮型很亮眼

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太好了,你們的照片認識對方,真有幫助

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你們跟我這麼熟,卻認為

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我的故事到此就結束,真令人痛心

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當年是1988年

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我吃了十顆水餃

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但誰進門了?好萊塢大導演,朗霍華

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後來我們共享一道
不在菜單上的湯,而它辣到

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讓我們汗流浹背

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我們一直聊到深夜,打著赤膊

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不知道,也許我們還在桌上跳舞

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我不確定,那天晚上的結局有點模糊了

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不像朗朗的胸膛,那個我記得很清楚

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- 你看到朗霍華的乳頭?
- 天啊

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就像灌木叢裡的兩隻小紅雀

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好,姑且說那個故事是真的

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你何不打給你的好朋友,打聽一些資訊?

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那個年代還沒有手機,梅寶

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我只有他車用傳真機的號碼

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但只要去那間餐廳盯梢,就會找到他

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這樣吧,我要打給湯姆漢克斯
問他的電話號碼

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他是我個人的好朋友之一

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因為有一次我看了《北極特快車》

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那...但說到湯姆漢克斯,我們應該邀請他

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邀請他做什麼?

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我的告別單身派對

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我從去醫院就一直跟你在一起

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- 我哪有時間規劃?
- 抱歉,對,好

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但邀請函得盡快送出去,查爾斯

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對,查爾斯,你大概有50個小時

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代表你得用電子邀請函

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電子邀請函不怎麼優雅
但情況如此,也沒辦法了

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好,那就簡單點

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我的告別單身派對只要三個元素

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威士忌、大牌名人

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還有某個人做出下流的事

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讓我們這輩子都得保守祕密

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我給你一個縮寫,比較好記

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威、大、下、祕,「WANS」

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威士忌、大牌名人、下流祕密

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瞭解,「來、人、救、命」

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看來現在是我退場的好時機

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我要去找真正能幫我們找到朗霍華的人

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{\an8}請進

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梅寶,妳這樣真漂亮

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我們有安排今天要見面嗎?

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史凱勒,妳好

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我們有安排今天要跟梅寶見面嗎?

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也許吧,我不記得

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- 如果妳忘了也沒關係
- 我沒忘,我...

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妳很安全,別擔心

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不要,拜託妳別再請心理健康假了

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好,很好,再見

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我再也受不了了

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抱歉,今天沒有安排什麼事

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我...我只是想問妳有關...

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有關電影的事?

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我跟妳說,這部電影爛上癮了

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我討厭那些戲服,它們超難看

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伊娃朗格利亞一直沒空

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就為了參加某場TED演講
或億萬富翁的生日

199
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,805
兄弟姊妹榨乾我所有的精力

200
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,311
但她們一直要求加拍梅寶的戲,蠻有趣的

201
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,856
跟妳色情的無性戀有關

202
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,441
對,都是這些毛衣

203
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,736
馬修交出的草稿一次比一次爛

204
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,864
我都記不得我當初愛上的劇本了

205
00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,076
不知道跟我今天早上的
兩次咖啡灌腸有沒有關係

206
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,535
但我開始認為

207
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:04,580
兄弟姊妹其實不是長得一模一樣

208
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:25,935
我只是...我來是因為我想找到朗霍華

209
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,396
妳知道他在哪裡嗎?

210
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,272
我當然知道那個混蛋在哪裡

211
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,941
- 等等,妳知道?
- 對,梅寶

212
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:36,153
在這裡,沒追蹤朗霍華的人都是無名小卒

213
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,156
他現在剛好在紐約拍電影

214
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,451
沒人知道劇情或演員陣容

215
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,121
但我聽說它非常自傳式

216
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,832
非常個人、規模非常小

217
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,292
預算是兩億元

218
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,798
等等,我問妳一個問題

219
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,844
妳平常講話會說「兄弟」嗎?

220
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,972
兄弟?不會,我跟70歲的人一起混耶

221
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,557
對,我也是這麼想

222
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,311
這些草稿真的是爛到有剩

223
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,564
跟妳說,我有個點子

224
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:16,944
我給妳朗霍華的地址
而妳要幫我做一件事

225
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,321
那就是看看這幾場戲

226
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,576
但妳得確保
這聽起來像真正的梅寶,怎麼樣?

227
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:29,582
如果...這個線索有幫助
也許我回來時能幫妳

228
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,666
太好了

229
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,002
- 給妳
- 謝謝

230
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,671
- 再見
- 再見

231
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:42,094
進場的人都要先簽
《克星大逃亡》的保密協議

232
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,930
好,讓我負責說話

233
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:49,643
只要我報上名字
朗霍華就會馬上拉開那些紅龍

234
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,104
應該由我來,警衛都愛《偵探布拉奏斯》

235
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,856
我就像他們的黛安娜王妃

236
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,817
應該由我來,主因是我不是你們

237
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,277
等等,你們有識別證嗎?

238
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,737
有,我有識別證

239
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,242
來自《偵探布拉奏斯》電視劇
你爸大概看過

240
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,328
艾美獎音效獎提名

241
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:12,416
抱歉,我們只是...
我們得跟霍華先生談談一場調查的事

242
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,628
我們是線上電台
《大樓謀殺疑雲》的製作人

243
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,672
上西城最多人聽的謀殺類線上電台

244
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,216
還有連鎖熟食店贊助

245
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,259
好,你們不能進來

246
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:26,055
麻煩你跟朗朗說,奧利帕南來了

247
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,058
不對,跟他說「菜單外的湯」

248
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,354
好辣

249
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,523
好辣

250
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,359
好辣

251
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,528
他會知道意思的

252
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,030
聽著,我認真跟你們說

253
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,991
我不太看電視,恭喜你們的線上電台

254
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,201
那真是不得了

255
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,621
你跟朗霍華有圈內笑話真的很猛

256
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,457
但我讓你們進來的話,我會失業

257
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,085
然後我就沒錢跟表親去迪士尼樂園

258
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,087
我們已經計劃好幾年了

259
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,966
所以,以防我老闆在聽,給我滾

260
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,050
好

261
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,388
好迷人的拒絕方式

262
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,639
背景演員們

263
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,058
是

264
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,519
你們十分鐘前就該到了,快點

265
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,022
時間,背景

266
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,774
跟表親們玩得開心點

267
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,276
- 去拿識別證啦
- 好

268
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,319
謝謝你

269
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,284
我不用演什麼戲吧?

270
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,829
妳會緊張?妳的嗜好是追查殺人犯耶

271
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,664
對,那還比較不可怕

272
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,165
好消息是

273
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,959
我們一踏進佈景

274
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,879
朗朗就會認出我,然後把我們拉走

275
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,423
別擔心,背景演員不太需要做什麼

276
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,591
自然點就好

277
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,718
我以前沒想過這件事

278
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,305
但看來我該把緊急聯絡人改成羅芮塔了

279
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,056
嶄新的生活

280
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,933
我起雞皮疙瘩了

281
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,018
好,聽著

282
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,897
我要所有人排成一列
做出你最棒的嚇壞的反應

283
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,481
前十強留下,其他人回家

284
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,276
你說背景演員不太需要做什麼的

285
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,528
親愛的,現在需要了,做好準備

286
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,696
好,開始吧

287
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,197
好,在這裡排隊

288
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,243
我不知道該誇張還是內斂

289
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,954
還是只用牙齒來傳達難以言喻的恐懼

290
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,665
別用這個

291
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,750
你先,你

292
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,712
你入選了

293
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,298
我該怎麼做?

294
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,050
我覺得我們要誇張一點

295
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,176
我本來就想要誇張

296
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,056
- 妳被淘汰了
- 該死

297
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,724
最終答案是內斂,我要內斂

298
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,060
內斂才成熟,內斂才適合銀幕

299
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,145
你真的讓我們迫不及待

300
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,521
你

301
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,862
我以為我們要內斂

302
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,947
我這樣算內斂了

303
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,573
你入選了

304
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,658
謝謝你

305
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,578
天啊,布拉奏斯?

306
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,872
見到影迷真好

307
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,415
朗應該會想打聲招呼吧

308
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,667
你現在演背景了?

309
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,585
真叫人難過

310
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:02,753
你可以參與電影

311
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,838
你寶刀未老,你入選了

312
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,923
這邊請

313
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,050
不,我覺得我做不到

314
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,551
妳

315
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,015
很好,妳入選了,去穿戲服和化妝吧

316
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,283
妳...

317
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,494
妳是天使嗎?

318
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,497
放輕鬆

319
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,581
你現在在醫院

320
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,583
你的頭部中槍

321
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,460
不對

322
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:44,962
是我的心

323
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,966
你有些朋友不久前來過

324
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,260
兩個同婚的老先生和他們的看護

325
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:56,223
他們想問你
關於《朗康克瑪計畫》特技演員的事

326
00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,144
好,糟了,我得馬上跟他們談談

327
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,021
- 我會跟他們說你醒了
- 馬上

328
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:03,939
另外

329
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,984
我有這個榮幸

330
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,404
請妳當葛蘭史塔賓太太嗎?

331
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,408
還有,我是葛蘭史塔賓

332
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,203
我去找你的醫生

333
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,288
- 好
- 好

334
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,502
可以給我沒老鼠的病房嗎?

335
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,926
{\an8}(兩年前)
(《朗康克瑪計畫》片場)

336
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,011
好了

337
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,889
別忘了在他們點火前,深吸一口氣

338
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,725
你絕對不想把火焰吸進肺裡

339
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,644
導演一喊「卡」,你就停下動作、倒地

340
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,104
讓他們幫你滅火

341
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:47,733
接著你要乖乖等30秒,再去做別的事

342
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,234
以免你又冒出火花

343
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,319
準備好了嗎?

344
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,112
對,你當然準備好了

345
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,531
讓我老爸感到驕傲吧

346
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,746
這麼做都是為了賽絲

347
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,375
這下朗朗怎麼認得出我?

348
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,336
在中式餐廳那天晚上

349
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,090
我的造型顯然不是真人版藍色小精靈

350
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,259
為什麼我們得穿緊身衣
梅寶就只要化妝?

351
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,387
因為你們是一群克星人

352
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,597
而我只是個女孩

353
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,932
對,克星人

354
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,767
抱歉,但這是什麼電影?

355
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,228
我們在見證朗霍華事業的終結嗎?

356
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,522
不,和朗一起喝湯讓我瞭解到

357
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,649
你必須相信他

358
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,733
我跟他說過

359
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,986
「朗朗,你就是《美麗境界》」
他高興死了

360
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,156
他直接拿出信用卡,付了整碗湯的錢

361
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,658
天啊,大夥

362
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,660
我得離開這裡,到醫院去

363
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,537
葛蘭史塔賓醒了

364
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,997
我也要看看他們能不能切除

365
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,917
部分大腦,讓我忘了你們穿緊身衣的畫面

366
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,753
怎麼了?

367
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,214
是啊

368
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,134
對了,我一直在想你的告別單身派對

369
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,426
我有好主意了

370
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,804
終於,好,說來聽聽

371
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,515
希望緊身衣和蛋蛋啟發了你

372
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,350
好,你記得我們去過的

373
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,434
- 熱狗餐廳嗎?
- 記得

374
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,354
餐廳外面有個以假亂真的電話亭

375
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,356
但它其實是地下酒吧的入口

376
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,358
我們可以去那種地方

377
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,235
跟我的好友一起吃熱狗

378
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,655
我好像吃了發瘋藥一樣

379
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,491
你還記得「威、大、下、祕」嗎?

380
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,326
威士忌、大牌名人

381
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,494
- 下流祕密
- 下流祕密

382
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,412
- 你記得?
- 記得

383
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,331
我還以為你的計畫缺少我簡單的要素

384
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,250
只是因為你健忘

385
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,837
沒想到罪魁禍首是刻意疏忽

386
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,922
好,當我沒說

387
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,507
你也不能戴著這個

388
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,676
背景,快到佈景裡

389
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,933
妳回來了,甜心

390
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,730
什麼?是你

391
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,274
你在...

392
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,817
你...不要

393
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,822
不,不要,不,住手

394
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,828
好,大家進來

395
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,663
來吧

396
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,336
朗朗,你在嗎?

397
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,129
{\an8}(導演監看區)
(非請勿入)

398
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,422
是我

399
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,343
你不能跟朗說話

400
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,261
大家聽好

401
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,972
我一下指令,你們就抬頭看怪物

402
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,142
你們要看起來很害怕,然後往那邊跑掉

403
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,227
好嗎?

404
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,478
太好了

405
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,105
我們有個大膽的演法

406
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,190
跟著我做

407
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,317
背景注意

408
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,110
{\an8}開始

409
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,403
{\an8}(朗霍華)

410
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,448
快跑,克星的同胞

411
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,368
我會幫你們爭取時間

412
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,662
別讓我白白送死

413
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,539
- 怪物,不
- 他在發什麼神經?

414
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,209
查爾斯,出點力,好嗎?

415
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,461
難道我的告別單身派對會重演嗎?

416
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,465
你的告別單身派對?

417
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,801
你說得對,我應該出點力

418
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,846
在戈瓦納斯運河上
來場夕陽雪茄巡航之旅如何?

419
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:09,643
還是去享受美食和SPA,做足部魚療

420
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,313
之後再吃無菜單的魚料理

421
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:17,526
等等,有專業冰飲滑道師倒酒的冰飲滑道

422
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,945
這對你來說夠好了嗎?

423
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,574
等等,還是會員限定的
空中脫衣舞俱樂部和一頭大象

424
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,410
但不是隨便的大象

425
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,161
是大牌的名象

426
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,538
巴巴、呆寶

427
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,958
或是坐在動物園管理員頭上
那隻爆紅的大象

428
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,459
其實沒什麼差別

429
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,005
因為沒有人會參加

430
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,007
因為你

431
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,718
令人難以忍受

432
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,928
卡?

433
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,014
誰僱用這些白癡的?

434
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,474
趕他們出去,為我的封殺名單拍照存證

435
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,976
導演叫你們回家

436
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,894
現在就走

437
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,980
抱歉,布拉奏斯

438
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:02,362
請你們站成一列,朗霍華想打個招呼

439
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,324
感謝各位今天的演出,再開始拍攝

440
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,908
(史塔賓)

441
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,457
他在哪裡?

442
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,043
真的很遺憾

443
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,128
他死了

444
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,880
我的葛蘭

445
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,923
- 怎麼回事?
- 我不知道

446
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,301
他當時似乎沒事,還讓我發笑

447
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,137
我打給他的親友,說他醒了,然後去巡房

448
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,306
等我回來,他...

449
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,725
最新消息
「粗脖子先生」尼奇卡齊米利歐

450
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,936
即布魯克林的乾洗大王,據報失蹤了

451
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,230
{\an8}雖然他和犯罪家族卡布托有關聯

452
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,359
{\an8}但有關當局表示這次沒有謀殺跡象

453
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,196
妳還打給誰,說葛蘭醒了?

454
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,157
只有妳跟他的緊急聯絡人

455
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,867
賽絲帕塔基?

456
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,077
妳打給賽絲?

457
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,745
是男人接電話的嗎?

458
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,083
我做錯事了嗎?

459
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,342
{\an8}- 錄影中
- 開始

460
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,927
{\an8}(兩年前)
(《朗康克瑪計畫》片場)

461
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,186
給我出來,告密的

462
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,982
趴在地板上

463
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,032
這是為了唐安東尼奧

464
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,338
好,卡

465
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,423
滅火

466
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,591
好耶

467
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,093
- 好耶,我就說吧
- 安全了

468
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,177
好耶

469
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,596
我就說吧,我就說我們辦得到

470
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,685
我的老天爺

471
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,065
糟了

472
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,243
- 你需要幫忙嗎?
- 不用

473
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,578
我不需要你幫忙

474
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,662
我可以...如果...

475
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,831
不了,我已經要求太多了

476
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,667
我不想令人難以忍受

477
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,307
你是我的緊急聯絡人

478
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,020
- 什麼?
- 我填表格的時候

479
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,104
都寫你的名字

480
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,981
我知道你以前會寫我

481
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,483
但現在是羅芮塔了

482
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,153
我一直很清楚,梅寶總有一天

483
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,529
會展翅高飛

484
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,782
但你和我,我以為我們會

485
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,576
一起變...得更老

486
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,204
然後一起死掉

487
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,916
別誤會我的意思

488
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,418
我喜歡羅芮塔,我真心喜歡她

489
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:06,254
但這下我成了尷尬的傢伙

490
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,924
你們約會時的電燈泡

491
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,386
說著:「我們把一份甜點分成三份吧」

492
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:20,060
我本來並不打算幫你辦告別單身派對

493
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,480
我只想慶祝我們的友誼

494
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,994
我餓了,你想去吃點東西嗎?

495
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,455
我們可以去那間中餐廳

496
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,209
- 可以幫我嗎?
- 可以啊

497
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,461
(紅龍宮)
(四川、廣東、淮陽料理)

498
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,429
你知道我們會是一輩子的朋友

499
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,182
天啊,我沒事啦

500
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,934
你不用說話安慰我

501
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,853
尤其是我們對到眼的時候

502
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:06,022
如果我們用菜單擋著呢?

503
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,317
大概可以吧,好

504
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:14,030
我第一次結婚時,沒有辦告別單身派對

505
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,074
我也沒有伴郎

506
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:20,787
如果這次也沒有告別單身派對也無妨

507
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,665
但我很想請你當伴郎

508
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,876
麵好像不錯

509
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,170
如果這會讓你好過點

510
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,215
你可以當我的急救警報裝置聯絡人
以免我摔倒

511
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,927
我們也可以一起做大腸鏡檢查

512
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,762
好

513
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,140
還是吃水餃好了

514
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,558
你們想喝什麼嗎?

515
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,394
- 兩杯蘇格蘭威士忌
- 好的

516
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,194
你要去哪裡?

517
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,865
威、大、下、祕?

518
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,158
來了

519
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,995
威士忌

520
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:06,166
還有我們的下流祕密

521
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,603
非常好

522
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,690
我知道這不是你夢想中的告別單身派對

523
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:33,068
不過這樣也不差

524
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,903
查爾斯,這樣很完美

525
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,200
但還是少了大牌名人,我說說罷了

526
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:44,954
你?

527
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,041
好吧,查爾斯

528
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,293
讓我躲在菜單後面

529
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,879
直到這尷尬的片刻過去吧

530
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,969
妳好,我沒訂位,但有一人桌嗎?

531
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,888
開什麼玩笑

532
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,518
大牌名人

533
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,561
你辦到了

534
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,480
我的天啊

535
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,233
是你,奧利

536
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,859
- 我是朗朗
- 朗朗

537
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:22,951
我喜歡你在《重返梅伯里》裡
跑去釣魚洞的時候

538
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:27,372
別再提起釣魚洞了

539
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,290
好,放下吧,來

540
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,334
- 忘掉吧
- 別提了

541
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,592
梅寶,謝天謝地

542
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:41,469
貝芙說妳同意幫忙看新草稿

543
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:44,681
媽的,聽著,馬修
我現在沒心情弄這個

544
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,057
拜託,一下就好了

545
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,184
妳覺得梅寶會說

546
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,478
「我叫摩拉,梅寶摩拉」

547
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,398
還是「我是他媽的梅寶摩拉」?

548
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,482
我覺得是後者

549
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,317
我不會說那些話

550
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,402
天啊

551
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,571
糟透了,我糟透了

552
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,074
拜託,貝芙威脅要開除我,我非寫好不可

553
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,868
我什麼都肯做,我卡關了

554
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,619
我就是...我捕捉不到妳的聲音

555
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,664
我覺得沒必要捕捉我的聲音

556
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,167
又有一個人死了

557
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,502
要是我早點破案

558
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:17,464
或是早點查出特技演員的線索

559
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,673
他現在還會活著

560
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,091
但他不在了

561
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,801
天啊

562
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,889
好不得了的梅寶對白

563
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,433
妳介意我...我要...

564
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,732
於是漢克斯靠過來,對我說

565
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:38,735
「我不太喜歡田園沙拉醬」

566
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,279
真好笑

567
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,989
朗,說到趣聞

568
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:46,451
我們聽說《朗康克瑪計畫》
當時鬧得天翻地覆

569
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,661
再給我一杯威士忌,才能聊那件事

570
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,456
我們根本沒拍完

571
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,166
但我記得所有的事

572
00:29:57,837 --> 00:30:03,176
有大特技的日子,片場的氣氛總是很緊繃

573
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:06,137
有火的時候,更是如此

574
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,473
預備,開始

575
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,016
但當時一切順利

576
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,310
廂型車嘎然停下

577
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:16,022
特技演員被拉下車,摔在地上

578
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,273
他被淋上汽油

579
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608
然後點火

580
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:19,943
一切都很到位

581
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:20,944
好極了

582
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,111
所以我大喊「卡」

583
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,613
好,卡

584
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,697
滅火

585
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:26,449
他們幫他滅火

586
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,952
好,用穩定器吧

587
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:33,206
只是那傢伙沒等著確保火完全熄滅

588
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,875
接著我只知道他走向我...

589
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:36,876
幹得好

590
00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:38,795
...說他有東西想拿給我看

591
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,507
突然間,他又燒起來了

592
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,470
老天爺

593
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,639
把我的眉毛燒掉了

594
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:55,645
好,我知道我常說「他媽的」

595
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:59,065
但沒他媽的那麼常說啦

596
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,988
也許你是對的

597
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,198
我應該對自己更有信心

598
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,741
你就是這樣做到的

599
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,118
- 你要喝啤酒嗎?
- 好啊

600
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,912
你終於有劇本要拍成電影了

601
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,414
沒錯,我做到了

602
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:18,918
什麼?

603
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,882
- 朗?朗,朗朗
- 朗朗

604
00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:27,051
我們得找到那個特技演員

605
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,512
如果你們找到他,幫我把鞋子拿回來

606
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,764
他從我的拖車偷走鞋子

607
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,433
害我得再買一雙

608
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,809
我要穿它才能工作

609
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,395
它的鞋跟有額外的緩衝效果

610
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,982
跟暖氣機上的鞋印一樣

611
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,066
就是他

612
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,402
你記得他的名字嗎?

613
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,070
我永遠忘不了他

614
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,280
雷克斯貝利

615
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:50,325
我有他的照片,可能有幫助

616
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:54,203
我都會保留我封殺對象的照片

617
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,791
好,就是他

618
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,881
他有點像...

619
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:06,925
對,但想像有鬍子的樣子

620
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,218
再加上眼鏡

621
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,679
還有深色的蘑菇頭

622
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,393
我的天啊

623
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,193
剛才那一翻真不得了

624
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,320
你做過特技嗎?

625
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,238
我想成為編劇

626
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,950
但我不會拒絕能進片場的機會

627
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,202
你第一個專業浴火特技

628
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:35,828
準備好了嗎?

629
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:36,955
滅火

630
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,832
好,用穩定器吧,我知道我說過...

631
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:41,000
霍華先生?

632
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,961
- 霍華先生
- 幹得好

633
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,379
你能看看我的劇本嗎?

634
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,674
你什麼時候長鬍子了,姑娘?

635
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,135
什麼?是你

636
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,429
什麼?

637
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:55,264
不要

638
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,782
(《大樓謀殺疑雲:電影版》)
(編劇:賽絲帕塔基)

639
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馬修?

640
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,671
為什麼這個劇本寫著編劇是賽絲帕塔基?

641
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:32,844
(老查爾斯)
(賽絲的徒弟是馬修皮坡普!)

642
00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:25,354
{\an8}字幕翻譯:宋梅君