1 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,675 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,352 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 3 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,230 I love a good fire. Mmm. 4 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:01,495 Let's get this place set. 5 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,718 Ooh, this can go right here. 6 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:10,287 Well, y'all gonna have to go, 7 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,984 just for the weekend, though. 8 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,162 Cheers to us. 9 00:01:17,424 --> 00:01:20,035 - [DOOR CREAKING] - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 10 00:01:23,778 --> 00:01:24,779 Hello? 11 00:01:28,348 --> 00:01:29,306 Hello? 12 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:33,788 Hello? Shawn? 13 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,314 Yo, stop playing. 14 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:43,146 [IN DEEP VOICE] I got a gun! [SOFTLY] God damn it. 15 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:46,061 [DEEP VOICE] Hey, yo... That's too DMX. What are you doing? 16 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,325 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Baby, is that you? 17 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,067 [SCREAMS] 18 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,505 - Damn, Morgan! - Nigga! 19 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,810 See, I knew I shouldn't have got you 20 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,334 the Muay Thai class for Christmas. 21 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,249 You "strong" strong. You strong with a C. 22 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,946 But why the hell didn't you say something? 23 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,382 Damn, you almost made me spill my wine. 24 00:02:02,382 --> 00:02:03,905 So, you almost break your man nose, 25 00:02:03,905 --> 00:02:05,690 but, "Oh, no, my wine?" 26 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,605 Baby, we are all alone in a cabin in the woods. 27 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:11,391 Until the others get here, you got to announce yourself. 28 00:02:11,391 --> 00:02:13,654 - You asking for too much. - Am I? 29 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,527 I'll touch your penis later. 30 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,313 - Deal. - [SCOFFS] So predictable. 31 00:02:20,313 --> 00:02:21,532 Okay, okay, but you gotta check out this room. 32 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,490 - This shit is wild. - How wild? 33 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:25,710 - Come on. - Oh, you like it sick. Okay. 34 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,928 SHAWN: Follow me. 35 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:28,452 Follow the leader, huh? 36 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,583 - MORGAN: Yeah. - [SHAWN CHUCKLES] 37 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,634 [MIMICKING FOOTSTEPS] 38 00:02:37,634 --> 00:02:39,463 Stop playing. 39 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,291 Is it Blade's house? Where's Wesley? 40 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,336 I want to talk to Wesley. 41 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:45,077 If it is, you know what they pay you for. Wait, hold up. 42 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,949 I know I left this door open. 43 00:02:47,949 --> 00:02:49,646 - Uh-uh. I'mma go get my sage. - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 44 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:51,649 Come on, come on, come on, now. We good. 45 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:52,954 Listen, I won't play. 46 00:02:52,954 --> 00:02:55,086 I watched a whole entire Datelineepisode 47 00:02:55,086 --> 00:02:56,697 with this psycho brother and sister 48 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:58,525 who kept their incest-bred kids 49 00:02:58,525 --> 00:03:00,397 hidden under the stairs of their Airbnb. 50 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,659 Also, that wasn't Dateline, 51 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,790 that was just the plot from the movie 52 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:04,575 People Under the Stairs. 53 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:05,663 You might be right. 54 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,491 [GRUNTS] Oh. 55 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,797 [SUCKS TEETH] Kinda fucked myself up, but here you go. 56 00:03:09,797 --> 00:03:12,583 - You okay? - Enter my port of doom. 57 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,324 - Wow. - Come on, come, come. 58 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,542 Did you know this house was gonna have 59 00:03:15,542 --> 00:03:16,674 this cool ass game room? 60 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,371 No, I did not. 61 00:03:18,371 --> 00:03:20,199 But that's not why I brought you in here. 62 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,374 You gotta check this out. 63 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,336 - The Blackening. Seriously? - Yup. 64 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:28,816 Whoa! 65 00:03:28,816 --> 00:03:30,731 What in the Jim Crow fuck, right? 66 00:03:30,731 --> 00:03:32,994 Uh-uh. This is hella disturbing. 67 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:34,605 Why the hell is this in this house? 68 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:37,172 This was not in any of the reviews, but guess what? 69 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:38,435 It's about to be. 70 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,828 I don't know but as soon as I get a signal, 71 00:03:40,828 --> 00:03:43,527 I'm fittin' to cancel their asses immediately. 72 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,355 Yo, AirDrop me all of that. 73 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,879 I got you. Say, "Cheese," motherfucker. 74 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:50,534 - Baby, this is wild. - Yeah. 75 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,796 How do you even play this game? 76 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,972 - Like, what are the rules? - You tryna play? 77 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:57,367 I mean, I'm a little curious. Aren't you? 78 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,847 I can't even get you to play Spades but you all over Sambo. 79 00:03:59,847 --> 00:04:02,807 Oh. At least Sambo don't renege. 80 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,462 Nigga, if you say you don't have hearts, guess what? 81 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,767 You shouldn't have hearts. 82 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,291 THE GAME: Pick a card. 83 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,467 [DISTANT SCREAM] 84 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:12,686 At least we know it's working. 85 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,862 - [SIGHS] - Shit probably runs on racism. 86 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:16,646 [LAUGHS DRYLY] Now, that is one battery 87 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:19,040 - that ain't dying no time soon. - That's a sober comment 88 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,781 - right there, baby. - Pick a card! 89 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,914 Okay, nigga, calm down. I just did. 90 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,351 Yeah, and you better watch how you talking to my lady, okay? 91 00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:26,700 - Okay. - What you got? 92 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,442 "You are a Black character in a horror movie. 93 00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:31,705 "Prove that you can stay alive. 94 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,534 "Name one Black character that survived a horror movie. 95 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:38,233 "You must answer correctly, or you die." What the hell? 96 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:40,801 So this is just an aggressively-themed trivia game. 97 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,934 Hold up, were there even niggas in horror movies 98 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:45,589 - when this game was created? - Baby, you're thinking too much about this, 99 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:46,894 all right? I know the answer. 100 00:04:46,894 --> 00:04:49,767 It is Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps, Scream 2. 101 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,334 Boom, Sambo. 102 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,074 [IMITATES BUZZER] Them niggas was the first to die. 103 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,424 What are you talking about? 104 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,773 I honestly think that the studio didn't have 105 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,383 the budget to keep 'em the whole movie. 106 00:04:57,383 --> 00:04:59,603 - Mmm-hmm. - That's why they had to die first. [LAUGHS] 107 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,698 All right, let's see what we got here. 108 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,441 - We got game pieces. - Mmm-hmm. 109 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,442 MORGAN: Wait a minute. 110 00:05:14,487 --> 00:05:15,923 Don't this look like my earring? 111 00:05:16,663 --> 00:05:17,882 Let me see. 112 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,710 Yeah, like, it's the same but different. 113 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,407 - [TIMER DINGS] - Your time has run out. 114 00:05:21,407 --> 00:05:22,974 You did not answer correctly. 115 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,758 But hold up. How the hell does a game know 116 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,107 if we answer correctly or not? 117 00:05:26,107 --> 00:05:28,849 It don't. Watch this. You watching us, Sambo? 118 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:32,984 Well, yes, I am. It's time to die. 119 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,202 [GAME LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 120 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,510 MORGAN: Fuck! 121 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:40,557 [GAME CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 122 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,820 I can't see. Where are you? 123 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,648 Baby? Baby? Keep talking. 124 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,390 Morgan, baby, follow my voice. Follow my voice. I'm over here. 125 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,175 Okay, you got me. You got me. Come on, come on, come on. 126 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:52,786 Okay, okay. You got me. You got me. 127 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:53,961 [MORGAN WHIMPERS] 128 00:05:53,961 --> 00:05:55,180 I'm so scared. 129 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,574 [SHAWN SHUSHING] 130 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,358 Listen. 131 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:01,534 Is that... 132 00:06:01,534 --> 00:06:03,101 Is that breathing? 133 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,233 Wait. Let me get my phone. Let me get my phone. 134 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,411 Okay. Got it. 135 00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:12,893 - Okay. - Okay. 136 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,721 Okay. 137 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,636 Hello? 138 00:06:16,636 --> 00:06:17,811 - [WHOOSHES] - [SHAWN GRUNTS] 139 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,465 [GASPS] Shawn? 140 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,773 Shawn? 141 00:06:25,253 --> 00:06:27,168 [GASPS, SCREAMS] 142 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,129 Run, nigga. 143 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:35,220 [MORGAN CRYING] 144 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,398 MAN: Hey! 145 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:42,357 Peekaboo, I see you. [GRUNTS] 146 00:06:42,357 --> 00:06:44,447 - [THE GAME LAUGHING] - [MAN GRUNTS] 147 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,065 [MORGAN CRYING] 148 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:58,417 THE GAME: Time to die! Time to die! Time to die! 149 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,637 Time to die! 150 00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:02,595 [SCREAMING] 151 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:05,293 [CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 152 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:09,950 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 153 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,428 MORGAN: [ON VOICEMAIL] Hey, guys! 154 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:39,125 Listen, I cannot wait to see you guys. 155 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,259 Oh, remember, when you turn on Valley Lane, 156 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,522 it's gonna feel like you've gone too far 157 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:44,697 because you in the woods. 158 00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:46,569 But just keep coming. 159 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,005 Shawn almost got us lost earlier. 160 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,267 SHAWN: [ON VOICEMAIL] Man, no I didn't, Morgan. 161 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,921 - Don't tell 'em that. - MORGAN: Anyway, 162 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,880 I got the games ready. Time to get it cracking! 163 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,099 - Oh, shit. - God damn. 164 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,883 This whole reunion about to crack, 165 00:08:56,883 --> 00:08:58,842 and you know Morgan ain't playing 166 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,278 when it comes to the party planning. 167 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,889 Okay, because we about to turn it all the way up. 168 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:06,240 - I got some shrooms, molly. - Oh, that sounds good. 169 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,851 Ooh, and I got some nice herb in the back. 170 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,462 I don't even care. We got the whole crew back, okay? 171 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:14,640 Got all eight of us. We did that, y'all. 172 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,338 Pause, pause, pause. Eight? What do you mean eight? 173 00:09:17,338 --> 00:09:20,341 I know seven. Who all gon' be there? 174 00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:22,343 ALLISON: Bitch, you didn't tell him that Nnamdi was coming? 175 00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:23,867 LISA: I was going to. 176 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,651 - ALLISON: Really? - LISA: Hell no! 177 00:09:25,651 --> 00:09:27,305 ALLISON: I knew it. By the way, 178 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:30,003 - I like this haircut on you. - LISA: Thanks, girl. 179 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,527 Hello, bitches. I see y'all exchanging looks. 180 00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:33,703 What are y'all shady asses hiding? 181 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:34,965 - Nothing. - Nothing. 182 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,575 Matter of fact, y'all are hiding someone. 183 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:39,404 Again, answer my question, who all gon' be there? 184 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,841 Who cares who's going? 185 00:09:41,841 --> 00:09:43,887 It's been 10 years since we all hung out. 186 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,715 We came to have fun. 187 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,151 Yes, please. 188 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:51,546 We need some reckless, unadulterated fun. 189 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:53,113 We all desperately need it, 190 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:54,767 - especially you, Dewayne. - Especially you. 191 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:56,247 Okay, you ain't gotta say it like that. 192 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,379 [LAUGHS DRYLY] But, yes, you are right. 193 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:01,426 I do need fun, and I am very excited to see everybody. 194 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,601 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 195 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,169 As long as Nnamdi's not there. 196 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,213 He not gonna be there, right? 197 00:10:06,213 --> 00:10:07,780 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 198 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,378 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 199 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,046 [CHUCKLES] 200 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,917 Yes, it's that good shit. 201 00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,484 [GASPS] No, they don't. 202 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,313 Rap Snack? [LAUGHS] 203 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:05,490 Okay, Chainsaw Massacreman, I see you. 204 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,752 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 205 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,413 Hey. Stranger danger. 206 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,067 - Sorry. - Shanika? 207 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,156 Carlton? 208 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,072 - Clifton. - Clifton. Yes! 209 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,943 Oh, my God, what you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 210 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,684 Oh, come on. Aren't you here for the reunion? 211 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:27,599 Yeah, yes, the reunion. 212 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,340 - Yes, I am. - [DOORBELL CHIMES] 213 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,736 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 214 00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:35,955 Wow. 215 00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:38,479 Anyhoo, I was actually on my way to the soiree, 216 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:40,307 but I forgot my phone charger, 217 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:42,309 and then my phone died. 218 00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:44,355 It's not the end of the world. It's okay. It's fine, right? 219 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,487 But then my Hyundai died up the road. 220 00:11:46,487 --> 00:11:48,751 - Your what? - Hyundai died up the road. 221 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,579 And I get here, they don't even have my charger. 222 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,756 They have iPhone, I have Android. 223 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,628 - Damn. I'm sorry, that does suck. - It does. 224 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,804 - Not the car, the Android. - You're funny. 225 00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:01,415 We all know Androids have the superior operating systems. 226 00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:03,504 Wrong! 227 00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:05,855 That's wrong. But it's okay. 228 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:09,032 I'm gonna help yo ass get gas despite your opinions. 229 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,424 Come on. Let's go. 230 00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:11,948 And why do you got so much damn toilet paper? 231 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,601 You have so many Rap Snacks. That's a lot of salt. 232 00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:14,907 Okay, is it just me 233 00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:17,605 or is this giving Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 234 00:12:17,605 --> 00:12:19,216 ALLISON: I don't know, I never seen that film. 235 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,652 White people scare me. 236 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,915 - But your daddy is White. - Exactly. 237 00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:24,612 And, girl, that's why every single time he gets mad, 238 00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:27,833 I'm like, "Oh, Lord, here it comes: murder-suicide." 239 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,095 [DEWAYNE AND LISA LAUGHING] 240 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,488 ALLISON: You know I'm serious. 241 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,403 [DEWAYNE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 242 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,057 ALLISON: [LAUGHING] Oh, God! 243 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:38,061 No! 244 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,760 Oh, my God, really, bitch? A cabin in the woods? 245 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,240 It's technically a house. 246 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,068 - [DEWAYNE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] - I think it's cute. 247 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,504 But she got money. 248 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,593 We could have went to, like, a five-star resort. 249 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,116 [MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 250 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:52,771 MAN 1: You're wasting your time. 251 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,381 MAN 2: Just answer the question 252 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,688 - so I can find out... - What seems to be the problem? 253 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,778 I'm trying to explain to him that I'm staying here for the week, 254 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,953 I just didn't have the code, but... 255 00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:02,563 - Who are you? - Are you a cop? 256 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:05,218 I'm a park ranger, and your friend here is trespassing. 257 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,785 No, he's not. 258 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,004 LISA: See? Right here. 259 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,484 All of our names are listed. 260 00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:11,964 We have the home for the weekend. 261 00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:14,401 - Told you. - And here is my license. 262 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:20,190 Excuse me. 263 00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:23,410 Normally, the Conners only rent to... 264 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,455 White people? 265 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,893 - Families. - White families. 266 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:28,894 Mmm. 267 00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:31,984 You all have a wonderful stay. 268 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,816 "You have a wonderful time." He sounds like my dad. 269 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,775 Ew. I didn't know park rangers have guns. That is unsettling. 270 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,908 Well, that was completely unnecessary. 271 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:46,303 Don't even trip. Can't let the ignorance of his prejudice disrupt our inner peace. 272 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,653 - What? - Okay, Gandhi. 273 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:52,483 So when did you get all namaste, King? 274 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,267 Is this the same King we went to college with? 275 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,052 Of course it is. 276 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,054 What is this sensitive energy? 277 00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,577 [KING SIGHS] 278 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,536 Where are Shawn and Morgan at? 279 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,190 They texted me. They probably just went out. 280 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,278 They'll be back soon. 281 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,454 Anyway, happy Juneteenth, niggas! 282 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:09,587 - Happy Juneteenth! - Happy Juneteenth! 283 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,458 Happy Juneteenth, Ranger White! 284 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,634 - Aye! - [LAUGHING] 285 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,549 - Whose car is this? - NNAMDI: Hey, yo! 286 00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:17,812 It's... I'm gonna go get my bag. 287 00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:20,250 ALLISON: Brother Nnamdi. 288 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,425 NNAMDI: Sister Allison Tubman. 289 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,469 ALLISON: Good to see you. 290 00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:23,906 Sister. 291 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,820 - What's up? - Hey. 292 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,085 [LAUGHS DRYLY] 'Sup. 293 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,173 I gotta go get my bag. 294 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,351 So, what's up, y'all ready to party? 295 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,395 Yup. 296 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,492 Sorry. 297 00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:47,668 I should have told you that Nnamdi and I are friends again. 298 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,757 Yeah, you should have. 299 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:52,499 But honestly, at this point, it is what it is. 300 00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,806 But friends. I'm confused, when did that happen? 301 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,503 Because last time I checked, 302 00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:58,897 that was the nigga that cheated on you again, and again. 303 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:02,379 I'm over that. College was a long time ago. 304 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,554 People can grow, Dewayne. 305 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,208 Are you saying I haven't grown? 306 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,993 Look, Nnamdi and I are just friends, so you can relax. 307 00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:10,126 Can we please enjoy this? 308 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,519 It'll be like the old days. 309 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:15,522 Party, play some of Morgan's games, 310 00:15:15,522 --> 00:15:17,394 party some more. 311 00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:21,311 - Fine. - Close your eyes. 312 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,835 - Do you trust me? - [INHALES] With my life. 313 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,358 Take a deep breath. 314 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,534 Now, inhale through your mouth. 315 00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:29,014 [INHALES] 316 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,407 - Swallow. - Mmm. What is this? 317 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,452 Molly. Now, stop being sad and pressed. 318 00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:33,627 Time to party, bitch. 319 00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:35,151 - Molly? - Yup. 320 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,935 - You know that's my drug of choice. - Let's do it! 321 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,075 ALLISON: Hello? 322 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,426 Yo! 323 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:53,430 Oh, my gosh. This is so cute! 324 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,476 I bet you Morgan did this. You know she loves decorating. 325 00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:58,304 I bet you they already took the best rooms, too. 326 00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,566 Oh, my gosh. 327 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,741 Shit, look, Allison. 328 00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:03,527 Even got a picture of you on the wall, too. 329 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,486 [KING CHUCKLES] 330 00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:07,792 Fuck you, Nnamdi. That's your ex-girlfriend. 331 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:08,836 You know, the one with the teeth? 332 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:11,143 - Okay. - Uh-oh. 333 00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:13,363 You know what time it is when these cards come out? 334 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,321 You taking all the Spade fades. 335 00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:16,627 You still like losing? 336 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,845 If this is how you wanna start the weekend, 337 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,064 that's fine with me, gentlemen. 338 00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:20,805 Because me and Lisa about to come back 339 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,676 and issue that smackdown. 340 00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:25,592 Let me go drop my bags, and I will be right back. 341 00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:28,291 This is nice. I bet you this is all repurposed wood, too. 342 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,301 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 343 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,828 [FLOOR CREAKS] 344 00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:58,712 [DOORKNOB CLICKS] 345 00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:00,279 [DOORKNOB CLICKING] 346 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,416 Hmm. This must be where they keep their personal items. 347 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,375 - It's locked. - Or maybe it's the master bedroom. 348 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,941 And Morgan and Shawn, 349 00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:12,421 the couple of the friend group, took it. 350 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:16,078 Okay. Speaking of couples, 351 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,254 a little birdy told me that another couple 352 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,343 may be in our friend group. 353 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,649 I'm not saying, I'm just saying. 354 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,434 You're not saying, but you're just saying what, Allison? 355 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,783 I'm just saying, Nnamdi, 356 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,568 do not break her heart again, and I mean that. 357 00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,397 I got you. 358 00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:33,443 And remember, you gonna have to deal with Dewayne, too. 359 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,101 KING: Mix it up, baby. 360 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,537 Oh, yeah. 361 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,152 Mmm-hmm. 362 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,980 This ain't the Blackest shit ever? 363 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,548 You know what else is real Black? Diabetes. 364 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,158 Ain't nobody drinking that. 365 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,681 - We're good. - You know what? 366 00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:56,292 I'mma pray that you get all that hate out your heart. 367 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,597 And why would you do that? 368 00:17:57,597 --> 00:18:00,296 That's what keeps me nice and young. [LAUGHS] 369 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,080 Stop playing, you gonna make me drop these. 370 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,737 Okay. 371 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,739 [CREAKING] 372 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,047 [CREAKING] 373 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,975 - My brotha. - Hey. Let's go. 374 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,500 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 375 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,286 The fuck, brother. Call it King's Kool-No. 376 00:18:34,286 --> 00:18:36,810 - Is it that bad? - Yes, bro. You tripping. 377 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,247 Sugar fuck around and give you a cramp. 378 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,511 God damn! Shit! 379 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,775 [BOTH LAUGHING] 380 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,734 Damn. But shit, bro, how you been? 381 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,736 I've been good, you know. 382 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:51,608 I feel like everything's starting to fall into place. 383 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,914 - Okay. - Got steady clients at the gym. 384 00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:55,873 I'm seeing this girl now. 385 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,831 Oh, shit. Only one? 386 00:18:57,831 --> 00:19:00,573 Yes, bro. Only one. I'm a new man. 387 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,619 Wow. You know what I call that? 388 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,447 - Mmm. Growth. - Delusion. 389 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,536 - What? - You been saying that same thing 390 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,102 like, every two years since we met. 391 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:10,104 You do some fuck shit, you feel bad, 392 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,846 you reflect, become a new man. 393 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:14,544 But then the new nigga do some fuck shit, 394 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,415 and the whole cycle just start over again. 395 00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:17,764 Come on, bruh. 396 00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:19,070 - This time is different. - This time is different. 397 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,550 [LAUGHING] 398 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:23,857 Nigga, you say the same thing every time. 399 00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:25,119 You ain't changed. 400 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,687 Man, fuck all that bull. What about you? 401 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,735 What, you still a slave to the White man? 402 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,433 Y'all gonna stop calling my wife the White man, all right? 403 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,914 - Her name is Jenny. - Okay. 404 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:40,222 And she ain't "White" White. She ethnic White. 405 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,049 - She Armenian. - Come on, man. 406 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,790 That bitch is dog-kisses on-the-mouth, 407 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:48,578 pumpkin-spice-latte, Sweet-Caroline, Bye-Bye-ByeWhite. 408 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,015 So, you just gon' call my wife a bitch? 409 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,844 Just, come on, bruh. Nah, I meant bitch in the colloquial sense. 410 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,280 You know, like, 411 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,587 "Hey, bitch. 412 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,415 "You gon' finish that quesadilla?" 413 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:01,982 Yeah, no, that was a bad example. 414 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,726 All right, look, bruh, I didn't mean... 415 00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:07,858 I'm fucking with you. 416 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,947 [LAUGHS] 417 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,341 - Fuck outta here, bro. - I'm fucking with you. 418 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,429 I'm a changed man. 419 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,039 [LAUGHS] 420 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,997 Shit, look at me. 421 00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:19,130 So, you telling me she wrung every bit of the thug out of you, bro? 422 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,436 There's not even a little bit left? 423 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,176 Like, you really ain't packing right now? 424 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,831 [SIGHS] Nah, man. 425 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:26,529 Man, you really in the "Sunken Place." 426 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:31,316 Balls deep, my brother. Balls deep. 427 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,276 [ANIMAL HOWLING IN DISTANCE] 428 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,285 - LISA: You got a heart? - ALLISON: Nope. 429 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,895 LISA: You got that last club, don't you? 430 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,898 - ALLISON: Yup, and it's low. - LISA: Got you. 431 00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:53,686 Oh, yeah, she love the club. Let me see. 432 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,080 Yo, I hate these dudes. I hate 'em. 433 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,604 Not a good time. [EXCLAIMS] 434 00:20:58,604 --> 00:21:01,607 I knew it, and that might be board. 435 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,225 Five. 436 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,101 That may be the dagger. 437 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,972 Shit. All I got is a... 438 00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:21,714 - Dang, bitch! - [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 439 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,195 That's my partner, okay? 440 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,546 That is what we do on Juneteenth, motherfuckers. 441 00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:29,722 - Y'all cheated, man. - So now we cheated? 442 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,420 Congratulations. Chivalry's not dead. 443 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,986 Oh, oh. Take your L and go. 444 00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:34,945 Nnam, that's something a loser would say, Nnamdi. 445 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,250 Don't be a sore loser. 446 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,471 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 447 00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:40,777 Hey, Dewayne, you wanna run one? 448 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:41,865 Come on, Dewayne. 449 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,867 Come on, bro, let's run one. 450 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,000 Dewayne, did you just shift in your seat at me, you little moody ass? 451 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,655 - What is wrong with Dewayne? - He always does this. 452 00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:52,266 First, he gets all introspective and shit, 453 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,572 and then 20 minutes later... 454 00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:55,574 [DANCE RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 455 00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:59,665 I fucking love this song. Are y'all hot? 456 00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:02,538 - Kinda hot. - KING: Oh, he needs some water. 457 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,801 Yup, that molly finally got his ass. 458 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,848 Oh, my God, he is wilding. 459 00:22:08,848 --> 00:22:10,197 Oh, I feel like the music is 460 00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,242 - kissing me on my neck. - [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 461 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,983 KING: Nobody kissing your neck. 462 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,811 ALLISON: Yes, Dewayne. Come on! 463 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,729 You better rip those pants off, Dewayne. 464 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,777 Come on, who needs clothes, boo? Yes! 465 00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:27,040 No. No. 466 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,607 You got it going, Dewayne. 467 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,784 [KING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 468 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,873 [MUSIC AND PARTYING CONTINUE IN OTHER ROOM] 469 00:22:40,314 --> 00:22:42,621 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 470 00:22:57,244 --> 00:22:58,463 [CREAKING] 471 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,249 LISA: Nnamdi, is that you? 472 00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:14,610 [DOOR CLOSING] 473 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,050 [CREAKING] 474 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,147 Shit! You scared me. 475 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,978 [ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING] 476 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,117 Hey, what's the problem? 477 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,642 I feel bad. 478 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:47,730 Dewayne still doesn't know 479 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,514 - we got back together. - Dewayne? 480 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:52,735 [SCOFFS, CLEARS THROAT] 481 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,825 Maybe if you tell him, 482 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,436 you might realize that you outgrew your friend. 483 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,786 Boy. 484 00:24:00,786 --> 00:24:02,962 You really thought you just said something. 485 00:24:02,962 --> 00:24:05,225 "You realize you've outgrown your friend." 486 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,708 You don't know shit about my friendship. 487 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:11,667 - [SIGHS] - Okay. 488 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,410 - [SIGHING] Oh, my God. - Are you okay? 489 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,716 My molly just hit. 490 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:24,114 Look, I'm sorry I lashed out. 491 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,551 I was projecting a bit, but you were overstepping. 492 00:24:29,423 --> 00:24:30,468 Now... 493 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,167 - take your pants off. - [PANTS UNZIP] 494 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,177 [WASHING MACHINE CHIMES, WHIRRING] 495 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,272 [SOFT METALLIC CLINKING] 496 00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:54,579 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 497 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,498 [DOOR LOCK CLICKS, CREAKING] 498 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,128 [LOCK CLICKS] 499 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:36,882 Boo, motherfucker! 500 00:25:36,882 --> 00:25:38,492 - [EXCLAIMS] - [LAUGHING] 501 00:25:38,492 --> 00:25:40,277 Bitch, you play too much. I almost hit you. 502 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,279 - Nigga, is you high? - A little bit. 503 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,628 - You on molly? - Yeah. 504 00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:44,977 Gimme some. Where you got some at? 505 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,457 - Oh, my God. Go in the house. - Okay. Get me... 506 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,546 - Get me some molly. - Ow. You so late, move. 507 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,592 Hold on! 'Bout to fuck up my Moscato. 508 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,419 - This is peach lavender. - Go through the front door. 509 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:54,378 - I love you. - Love you. 510 00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:55,814 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 511 00:25:55,814 --> 00:25:58,861 Happy Juneteenth, niggas! Shanika in the hizzouse. 512 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:00,602 Hey. 513 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,516 - What's up, Ally? - ALLISON: Girlfriend, hi! 514 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:03,866 Yes, how are ya? 515 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:05,389 It's so good to see you, boo. Put that on ice. 516 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,217 - What's up, Shanika? Where you been? - What up, nigga? 517 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:10,524 I got lost, and then my car couldn't make it up that fucking hill. 518 00:26:10,524 --> 00:26:13,179 - Y'all, I ran into, um... - Clifton. 519 00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:17,227 I have not seen you since we were at the... 520 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,795 - SHANIKA: At the one... - I don't know that nigga. 521 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,274 - At the... - School. 522 00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:22,711 - School! - School! 523 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:23,799 That's what it was. 524 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,061 - All right. - Yes. 525 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,193 - Well, welcome. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 526 00:26:27,193 --> 00:26:30,588 I mean, I'm surprised I was invited, too. 527 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,025 Anyway, do you guys have an Android charger? 528 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,897 I told you, we don't support that. 529 00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:37,595 All right, well, you can't win 'em all. 530 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:40,250 - Thanks for having me. - Y'all, where's Lisa? 531 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,339 I know y'all motherfuckers didn't start numbing reality without me, 532 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:43,732 'cause if you did... 533 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:45,037 [SQUEALING] What up, Lis? 534 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:49,346 You smell like dick. What the fuck you been doing? 535 00:26:51,391 --> 00:26:53,698 Oh. That's who you been doing. 536 00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:55,744 I accidentally smelled some of the dick. 537 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,571 [SHANIKA LAUGHING] 538 00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:00,531 Oh, wow. 539 00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,794 So, Lisa the new girl you was telling me about? 540 00:27:02,794 --> 00:27:03,839 [DEWAYNE CLEARS THROAT] 541 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,545 Oh, so suddenly it's quiet and all eyes are on me. 542 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,373 Is that my reputation? 543 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:18,592 Something happens and y'all just waiting on me to be combative? 544 00:27:18,592 --> 00:27:20,420 [EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS] 545 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,988 Guys, I'm not even mad, I promise. 546 00:27:22,988 --> 00:27:25,251 Lis, I'm tryna be as fucked up as he is. 547 00:27:25,251 --> 00:27:26,688 ALLISON: Let's get this party started. 548 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,080 Yep. We should all take shots, right? 549 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,647 Yes. Please. 550 00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,431 Get back to handing out these ass-whoopings in Spades. 551 00:27:31,431 --> 00:27:33,259 ALLISON: Who are you talking to? 552 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:35,566 Oh, puh-lease. 'Cause you know good and well 553 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,655 we've been whooping your ass all night, right, Lisa? 554 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,483 Y'all got lucky. Don't let it go to your heads. 555 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:40,658 [ALLISON LAUGHS] 556 00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:42,616 - Hey, Dewayne. - Hey. 557 00:27:42,616 --> 00:27:45,881 Oh, my God. Gal, it's so nice to see you again. 558 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,231 - It's Clifton. - Oh... Yes. 559 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,972 Oh, my God, I'm so... I knew that. 560 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:51,800 I'm so sorry. I've taken a lot of drugs. 561 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,236 Do you know where I can put my bag? 562 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:54,324 Mmm-mmm. 563 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,022 Where's Morgan and Shawn? 564 00:27:57,022 --> 00:27:59,242 I got a text last night saying that they made it here. 565 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,200 They texted us earlier, actually, 566 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,986 and told us that they were gonna come back later on this evening. 567 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:06,640 - Hey, thank you. - You're welcome. 568 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,164 - Here, Clifton. - Thank you, baby. 569 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,731 - No, hold it, nigga. - [SIPPING] 570 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:12,734 - I have a toast. - Yes! 571 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,649 On this Juneteenth Day, I would like to celebrate freedom. 572 00:28:15,649 --> 00:28:16,825 - Freedom. - Freedom. 573 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,740 Freedom from caring about people 574 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,437 more than they care about themselves. 575 00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:23,527 A friend of mine once told me, "People can grow." 576 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,050 At the time, I didn't know what she meant, 577 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:27,966 but now I know that she meant, "Grow apart." 578 00:28:27,966 --> 00:28:30,534 Uh-huh. And then they die. 579 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,231 - And that's called fate. - Dewayne. 580 00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:35,539 Mmm. Cheers to having standards and self-respect. 581 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,976 [CHUCKLES] To friendship for life. 582 00:28:37,976 --> 00:28:39,499 - For life. - For life. 583 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:41,284 Lovely. That sounds awesome. 584 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,242 [INHALES SHARPLY, EXCLAIMS] 585 00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:45,767 Oh, my God, holy shit, King. That tastes like pure sugar. 586 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:50,119 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 587 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,643 - You drink it, it make you go, "Ayyy." - NNAMDI: Bruh. 588 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:54,384 I love you, but you gonna have to give it up. 589 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,777 Okay, you know what? Keep drinking that shit 590 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,952 and watch yourself get some cramps. 591 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,431 Shut up. 592 00:28:58,431 --> 00:28:59,998 Let's get into these Spades. That's why we came here, 593 00:28:59,998 --> 00:29:01,739 - right? - ALLISON: Let's do it. 594 00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:03,262 So, look, it's gonna be Allison and Lisa, and me and Nnamdi. 595 00:29:03,262 --> 00:29:04,568 Uh, can I play? 596 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,743 I don't know, can you? 597 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:07,701 Well, can you teach me? 598 00:29:07,701 --> 00:29:08,964 Look, come on, bruh, ain't nobody ever teach you how to play Spades? 599 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,661 I've played before, I just... 600 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:13,142 - I forgot some of the... - King? 601 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:15,405 Look, man, we ain't got time to be teaching you how to play. 602 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:17,363 You can sit on the sideline, you can watch. 603 00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:20,410 If you learn, cool, if not... 604 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,934 Yeah, sure, of course. I'll watch. 605 00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:25,719 You know what? You can learn, 606 00:29:25,719 --> 00:29:27,765 but it's just that you gonna have to be on a team in order to learn. 607 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:30,768 And this weekend, it is women against boys. 608 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:31,987 So, I mean if you're learning, 609 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,423 you got to learn from your gender folk. 610 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,816 That ain't gonna happen. 611 00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:39,995 Yeah, learn from the losers 'cause we finna getting that ass, right? 612 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,127 Okay! Bussin', baby. 613 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,651 [ALL GROAN] 614 00:29:48,742 --> 00:29:50,179 ALLISON: Where are you going? 615 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,658 I'm gonna look for the fuse box. 616 00:29:53,486 --> 00:29:55,880 - What the hell was that? - What was what? 617 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,626 - I see nothing. - DEWAYNE: Was it a raccoon? 618 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,541 No, it was bigger than a raccoon. 619 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,412 - DEWAYNE: Was it a bear? - KING: All right, we gotta find the lights. 620 00:30:06,412 --> 00:30:08,458 ALLISON: Yeah, I'm with King. I'm not gonna... 621 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,894 DEWAYNE: Like a bear-sized raccoon? 622 00:30:09,894 --> 00:30:11,243 ALLISON: Shut up. Come on. 623 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,854 DEWAYNE: I don't know this house like that. 624 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:20,035 It's locked. 625 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:22,211 This one, too. Why are all the doors locked? 626 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,908 Let's try this one. 627 00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:25,692 Uh, that one's locked, too, bruh. 628 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,696 - Well. - Wait, wait. 629 00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:31,437 Who put that sign on the door? 630 00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,004 That was not there earlier, you guys. 631 00:30:36,529 --> 00:30:37,966 "Game room." 632 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,750 Probably Morgan and Shawn. 633 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,012 Probably just came back earlier 634 00:30:41,012 --> 00:30:42,927 and are trying to scare the shit out of us. 635 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:44,886 - DEWAYNE: Well, it's not funny. - They think it's a prank or something. 636 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,149 - Morgan! - Yo, Shawn, stop playing. 637 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,498 KING: It's locked, bruh. It's lock... 638 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,239 No, it ain't. 639 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:53,459 Come on. 640 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:01,554 What's this? 641 00:31:02,642 --> 00:31:03,687 Oh, hell no. 642 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:10,085 So, the lights just come on when they want to? 643 00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,608 That works. 644 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,523 Game room? 645 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:17,701 Yeah, this is some Morgan next-level party-planning shit, right? 646 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,486 They got all the games, too. 647 00:31:22,227 --> 00:31:24,969 [SQUEALS IN EXCITEMENT] Etch A Sketch. I used to love this. 648 00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:25,970 Oh, hey. 649 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,582 I love Ouija boards. 650 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:32,150 One time I tried to summon Gary Coleman and he was not happy. 651 00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:39,244 Hey, look at this. It's us from college. 652 00:31:39,244 --> 00:31:40,593 Oh, let me see me. 653 00:31:40,593 --> 00:31:42,769 Um, I found Morgan's earring earlier. 654 00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:45,076 What? These are her great grandmother's. 655 00:31:45,076 --> 00:31:46,512 She never takes these off. 656 00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:47,905 Okay, then she's definitely here then. 657 00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:50,081 See, y'all? Morgan just fucking with us. 658 00:31:50,081 --> 00:31:52,257 - NNAMDI: Yeah. - ALLISON: "The Blackening"? 659 00:31:52,257 --> 00:31:54,825 Yo, what is this? Jim Crow Monopoly? 660 00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:57,784 Whoa. 661 00:31:57,784 --> 00:31:59,090 - DEWAYNE: Uh-uh. This game got bad vibes. - [ALL MUTTERING DISMISSIVELY] 662 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,831 No. No, thank you. 663 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,659 Yeah, Morgan would not plan some stupid shit like this, bruh. 664 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,965 Nah, she wouldn't. 665 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:11,842 King, 666 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,193 I think this must be yours. 667 00:32:15,193 --> 00:32:18,022 - It's a crown. That makes sense. - Huh. 668 00:32:18,022 --> 00:32:21,417 - A purse. That's fitting. - Nnamdi. 669 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,246 - A pyramid? Why's that fitting? - Because, nigga, you're literally from Africa. 670 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:27,945 Shanika. 671 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:29,991 Why I gotta get a bottle? 672 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,731 Because you're literally a drunk. 673 00:32:31,731 --> 00:32:33,733 So, wait, they made one of these specifically for each of us? 674 00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:35,170 Yeah, I guess. 675 00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:36,823 [CHUCKLES] 676 00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:40,392 No, no, no, what are you doing? 677 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,090 We literally came all this way to party 678 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,309 and play games, so that's what I'm doing. 679 00:32:44,309 --> 00:32:48,400 Oh, come on, this is clearly Morgan's work. 680 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,315 I am not even tripping. Let's just play. 681 00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:51,664 NNAMDI: Yeah, I'm with Allison. 682 00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:52,752 Everybody falling for this fake creepiness, 683 00:32:52,752 --> 00:32:53,927 but I'mma beat her at her own game. 684 00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:55,842 Yeah, Morgan, I see you. Game on, bitch. 685 00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:58,193 I guess. 686 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,368 KING: All right, let's get it. 687 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:00,891 Yeah, let's get it. 688 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,548 So, I guess the question is how do we play? 689 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:07,376 Ask the little racist nigga here. 690 00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:10,161 THE GAME: Pick a card and save Morgan. 691 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:14,035 The hell? What it mean "save Morgan"? 692 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,820 [DOOR SLAMS] 693 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:17,951 [LOCK CLICKS] 694 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,263 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 695 00:33:25,263 --> 00:33:27,048 - Shit. It's locked. - That's not funny, King. 696 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:30,355 See, that makes me nervous, and I throw up when I'm nervous. 697 00:33:30,355 --> 00:33:32,183 - Move, King. - [STAMMERS] Maybe it's a push. 698 00:33:32,183 --> 00:33:33,706 SHANIKA: Talking about it's locked. 699 00:33:33,706 --> 00:33:35,708 Your ass couldn't open it, that's why. 700 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,101 If you just, um... 701 00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:39,190 Did you try pushing it? I think you should push. 702 00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:40,322 You just jerk it off. There you go. 703 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:41,453 Nigga, kill yourself. 704 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:45,240 - Y'all, it's locked. - See? See, I told you. 705 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,242 - This is why I don't go to fucking cabins... - I'm about to snap. 706 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:50,071 Everyone, calm down so we can figure out what's going on. 707 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,333 [TV CRACKLING] 708 00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:56,033 [LIVELY OLD-TIMEY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 709 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:02,344 Wait, what the... 710 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,784 - LISA: Oh, God, no. - KING: Is that Morgan? 711 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:11,483 - Oh, no, Morgan. - Oh, my God. 712 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,268 Y'all, we gotta get the fuck up outta here. 713 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:14,921 ALLISON: Oh, my God, Morgan! 714 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:18,055 Allison, you're gonna have to shut the hell up! 715 00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:19,403 ALLISON: I'm sorry. 716 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:22,146 Please... 717 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:27,325 THE GAME: Lisa, Nnamdi, Allison, Dewayne, 718 00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:29,849 Shanika, King, Clifton. 719 00:34:29,849 --> 00:34:31,286 SHANIKA: It said our names, y'all. 720 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,809 This shit is "personal" personal. 721 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,157 How the fuck is it doing this? 722 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:35,986 The rules are simple. Answer correctly 723 00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:38,467 before the second hand completes one revolution, 724 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:39,729 you move a space. 725 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,686 If you answer 10 questions correctly, 726 00:34:41,686 --> 00:34:43,776 she lives and you're all free to go. 727 00:34:43,776 --> 00:34:45,909 Get one wrong, she dies. 728 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,389 [MORGAN WHIMPERING] 729 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:50,392 Oh, my God, guys, look. There is someone with her. 730 00:34:53,264 --> 00:34:56,833 Refuse to play, and you die, just like Shawn did. 731 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,226 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 732 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,053 DEWAYNE: No! Shawn. 733 00:35:00,053 --> 00:35:02,143 - Oh, my God. - Fuck. 734 00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:04,580 - Fuck. - KING: Now, what? 735 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,191 Well, guys, I'm scared, too, 736 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:11,195 uh, but the voice made it very clear. 737 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:14,372 We have an opportunity to save Morgan, 738 00:35:14,372 --> 00:35:16,983 so why don't we just play the game? 739 00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,507 THE GAME: So, shall we begin? 740 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,206 [LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 741 00:35:23,381 --> 00:35:24,817 I think we have to play the game. 742 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,869 [CHIMES] Pick a card. 743 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:35,176 [TIMER TICKING] 744 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:40,703 Okay. "Question one. Who's Sojourner Truth? 745 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,488 "A: An abolitionist, and women's rights activist. 746 00:35:43,488 --> 00:35:45,142 "B: An entrepreneur. 747 00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:48,014 "Or C: Harriet Tubman. Right answer or death." 748 00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:49,581 What the fuck? Are you serious? 749 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,496 So, he just gon' force us to do a Black history test? 750 00:35:51,496 --> 00:35:53,194 I don't understand. Why make us play this game? 751 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,760 If you just gonna kill us, just kill us. 752 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,327 Shut the fuck up, Dewayne. 753 00:35:56,327 --> 00:35:58,068 Look, just answer the question. It's A, of course. 754 00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,722 [CHIMES] Good for you. You have a point. 755 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,725 What you doing? Move all our pieces. 756 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,987 My bad. 757 00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:10,428 [CHIMES] Pick a card. 758 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:18,044 "How many seasons did dark Aunt Viv play Aunt Viv 759 00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:20,221 "in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air before being replaced 760 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,918 "by light-skinned Aunt Viv? 761 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,398 "Right answer or death." 762 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,835 Okay, so, Tyra Banks came in the college years, 763 00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,619 - and then Ashley started singing. - I know the answer. 764 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,230 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 765 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,144 KING: Little Nicky came in season 4, 766 00:36:31,144 --> 00:36:32,407 and that was light-skin Aunt Viv, 767 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,017 so it had to be before that. 768 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,671 - It's three. - Are you sure? 769 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:38,282 Yes, nigga. I'm sure. It's three. 770 00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:40,023 - [CHIMES] That is correct. - Whoo! 771 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,503 Gosh, team, we're on a roll. 772 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,549 We're doing it, really, we're moving and grooving. 773 00:36:44,549 --> 00:36:46,116 - Okay. - Let's go. 774 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:48,423 "What does the NAACP stand for? 775 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:51,730 "A. Negroes At Applebee's Cooking Pasta." 776 00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:53,645 Oh, my God, this is so offensive. 777 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:56,082 Uh, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. 778 00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:58,955 - Fuck you. - Correct. Pick another card. 779 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,916 [SIGHS] 780 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:05,309 All right. "Every Black person should be 781 00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:07,050 "familiar with the Black national anthem, 782 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,530 "Lift Every Voice and Sing. 783 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,706 "While every Black person knows the first verse, 784 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,185 "sing the second verse, or else." 785 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,321 I only know the first verse, bruh. 786 00:37:17,321 --> 00:37:19,367 Yeah, same. Honestly, I just be making up words. 787 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,064 Nigga, I know the Pledge of Allegiance. 788 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,587 That song has like 14 verses. 789 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,678 Somebody better fucking sing something. 790 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:30,160 ♪ Stony the road we trod 791 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,119 ♪ Bitter the chastening rod 792 00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:34,730 ♪ Felt in the days 793 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:39,256 ♪ When hope unborn had died 794 00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:42,477 ♪ Yet with a steady beat 795 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,567 ♪ Have not our weary feet 796 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,699 ♪ Come to the place 797 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:53,052 ♪ For which Our fathers sighed? ♪ 798 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:55,707 - Is that right? - [TIMER TICKING] 799 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,709 - [CHIMES] Correct. - Whoo! Yes! 800 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,363 - Yo! - Yes! 801 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:02,932 CLIFTON: I'm in love. I'm in love. Al, that was gorgeous. 802 00:38:06,805 --> 00:38:09,460 Swag, the gas mask, and a motherfucking pacemaker. 803 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,680 - That's 15 Black inventions, right? Let's go. - [ALLISON CHEERS] 804 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,421 - [CHIMES] Correct. - [CHEERING] 805 00:38:14,247 --> 00:38:15,684 - Okay. - Pick a card. 806 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,425 Whoo! Come on. 807 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:21,603 "In Nas' One Mic, subtract the number of blunts, 808 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,345 "pages and pens that Nas needs from the number of shots..." 809 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,303 - It's Nas. - Nas. 810 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:29,785 "Nas needs from the number of shots that hit the crew." 811 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,264 Why y'all looking at me? 812 00:38:31,264 --> 00:38:32,527 You finna die if y'all expect me to answer that. 813 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,572 Wait, wait, wait, no, I know this one. 814 00:38:34,572 --> 00:38:37,314 All right, so, you need one blunt, 815 00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:39,795 one page, one pen, 816 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:41,666 - right, which is three. - Yeah. 817 00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:45,453 And two twin Glocks, which is 16, which is 32. 818 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:48,978 Jesus was 33, six hit the crew, but 27 went into you. 819 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:51,807 27 minus 3 is 24. It's 24. 820 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,069 - Are you sure? - Positive! 821 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,287 [CHIMES] That is correct. 822 00:38:54,287 --> 00:38:57,552 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 823 00:38:57,552 --> 00:39:00,816 And I like your math. Pick another card. 824 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,687 "Name five Black actors that have appeared 825 00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:04,167 "on the hit TV show Friends." 826 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,908 This is a trick question, right? 827 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:08,301 I should know this, but I was more a Beckerkind of guy. 828 00:39:10,129 --> 00:39:12,871 Why y'all looking at me? I ain't never seen the show. 829 00:39:15,961 --> 00:39:18,137 But I do know Aisha Tyler was on it once, 830 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:20,488 playing the love interest of Joey and Ross. So, that's one. 831 00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,577 I never watched the show either, but I do know 832 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,056 Gabrielle Union was on the show. 833 00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:26,407 She was also a love interest for Joey and Ross. 834 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,843 SHANIKA: Wait, is that the show about all 835 00:39:27,843 --> 00:39:29,497 - the White people in New York? - Yeah, on the couch. 836 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,063 Yeah, I didn't watch that shit either. 837 00:39:31,063 --> 00:39:32,674 But I do know that Craig Robinson was on it, 838 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,284 but I don't know who he played, though. 839 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:36,591 And Mr. Moseby. He played Chandler's boss. Phill Lewis. 840 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,984 - Shit, yeah, that's four. - So all y'all watched that show? 841 00:39:38,984 --> 00:39:41,683 - We need one more. - Your time is almost up. 842 00:39:44,642 --> 00:39:48,080 Um, um, um, dark-skinned Aunt Viv also played one of Chandler's bosses. 843 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,342 You know, they were very "plug and play" 844 00:39:49,342 --> 00:39:50,605 with the Black people on that show. 845 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:51,736 So, y'all did watch that show? 846 00:39:51,736 --> 00:39:52,824 Okay, but what was her name again? 847 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,217 - Um... - Queen Janet Hubert. 848 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:55,348 - Yes! - Yes! 849 00:39:55,348 --> 00:39:56,828 Come on now, you're my girl. 850 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,526 - [CHIMES] Wrong. - [EXCLAIMS] 851 00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:00,484 The correct answer was, "I don't know. 852 00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:01,703 I don't watch that show. 853 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,139 "I watchLiving Single." 854 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:05,010 Aw, you can't do that. That ain't what you asked. 855 00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:06,185 SHANIKA: Damn! 856 00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:07,839 [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 857 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,758 MORGAN: [ON TV] Help! Help me, please! 858 00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:15,847 SHANIKA: Is that thing attached to her head? 859 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,241 - No, Morgan. - KING: Oh, shit, he about to scalp her. 860 00:40:19,372 --> 00:40:20,983 [RIPPING] 861 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:23,115 - [SCREAMING] - Shit! 862 00:40:23,115 --> 00:40:25,117 Ooh, bitch, that's some good-ass wig glue. 863 00:40:25,117 --> 00:40:26,510 Now, get the fuck up out of there! 864 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,425 [ALL CHEERING] 865 00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:33,648 Come on, bitch, you gotta fight for your fucking' life! 866 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,388 ALLISON: Morgan, get the hell out of there! 867 00:40:35,388 --> 00:40:37,216 [ALL YELLING] 868 00:40:37,216 --> 00:40:39,262 We gotta get the fuck outta here. We gotta go. 869 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:40,568 Nnamdi, come help me with the door. 870 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,439 I got you. Let's break this thing down. 871 00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,180 What the... Oh, shit. It's open. 872 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,922 It's open? Let's get out of here, guys. Come on, let's go. 873 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,097 KING: Move, Clifton. Let's go. 874 00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:50,055 None of us motherfucking dying today. 875 00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:51,492 DEWAYNE: Move, bitch. Get out of my way. 876 00:40:53,058 --> 00:40:54,451 Come on. Check the doors. 877 00:40:56,409 --> 00:40:58,586 Fuck! It's locked. Somebody break the window. 878 00:40:58,586 --> 00:40:59,587 Yeah, break it. 879 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,154 Y'all, move. Duck! 880 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,200 [CLIFTON SCREAMS] 881 00:41:05,331 --> 00:41:06,768 Fuck! 882 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,204 DEWAYNE: What type of glass is that? 883 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,468 [PANTING] 884 00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:13,992 - This place is like a prison. - Oh, my God. 885 00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:16,342 Guys. 886 00:41:19,084 --> 00:41:20,303 Look at our cars. 887 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,877 [LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 888 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:35,100 LISA: Morgan. 889 00:41:41,585 --> 00:41:42,978 [BANGING ON DOOR] 890 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:44,936 MORGAN: Come on! Open the door! 891 00:41:47,852 --> 00:41:49,245 [BANGING] 892 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,768 She's in the basement! 893 00:41:50,768 --> 00:41:53,466 - DEWAYNE: Come on. Move! - LISA: Morgan, we're coming! 894 00:41:53,466 --> 00:41:54,859 NNAMDI: Morgan, hold on, we got it. 895 00:41:54,859 --> 00:41:56,992 KING: Morgan, hold tight. We gonna get you out. 896 00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:58,167 - KING: Let me try it. - NNAMDI: On three. All right, come on. 897 00:41:58,167 --> 00:41:59,298 Ready? Pull. 898 00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,605 Morgan, he's behind you. 899 00:42:01,605 --> 00:42:04,390 - Oh, my God, he's behind you. - He's behind her! 900 00:42:04,390 --> 00:42:06,088 He's right behind you. Hey, Morgan, he's right behind you. 901 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:07,568 [SCREAMS] No, please! 902 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:08,830 He's walking up the stairs. 903 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,832 Oh, my God, he's walking up the stairs. 904 00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:12,181 Hurry up, he's walking up the stairs! 905 00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:13,617 He's coming up the stairs. Watch out! 906 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:16,228 - Oh, my God, I'mma throw up. - I'm gonna throw up. 907 00:42:16,228 --> 00:42:17,708 Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. 908 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,188 - Somebody, do something. - Somebody better... 909 00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:21,320 Do something! 910 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,280 NNAMDI: King, where you going? Come on, man, I need help. 911 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,328 Morgan, we got you. 912 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:32,201 - You got a gun? - Bruh, I knew you had a gun. 913 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:33,376 Wow, that's profiling. 914 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,638 How come you didn't use it before? 915 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:37,249 On what? The TV, nigga? Move out the way. 916 00:42:37,249 --> 00:42:39,469 Morgan, stand back. I'mma shoot the lock off. 917 00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:50,132 - Y'all be shooting in here. - Morgan. 918 00:42:54,179 --> 00:42:55,311 - Y'all see something? - No. 919 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:56,660 You wanna borrow my glasses? 920 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,575 Morgan! 921 00:42:58,575 --> 00:42:59,924 Hold tight, yo. I'm coming to get you. 922 00:43:04,363 --> 00:43:06,235 Morgan, we right here. We gon' get you out. 923 00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:24,688 Morgan! 924 00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,474 Maybe try her last name. 925 00:43:29,475 --> 00:43:30,520 - Morgan! - Morgan. 926 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,524 [ALL SCREAMING] 927 00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,933 SHANIKA: Get your... Hey, get your... 928 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:52,977 Fuck! 929 00:43:53,978 --> 00:43:55,197 Will somebody fucking help me? 930 00:43:55,197 --> 00:43:56,677 Okay! 931 00:43:58,287 --> 00:44:00,724 - Oh, shit! Oh, God! - Did I get him? 932 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,334 You're like King Arthur. 933 00:44:02,334 --> 00:44:04,206 This motherfucker shot me in my shoulder. 934 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,555 Take this shit out of me. 935 00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:10,038 - Lisa, get a knife. - [SCREAMS] 936 00:44:10,038 --> 00:44:12,954 - Okay. This is too big. - Allison, you pull it out. 937 00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,564 I'm not pulling that shit out. You pull it out. 938 00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:16,740 LISA: Wait. Okay. 939 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,786 I got a good one! Here you go. 940 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,439 - Stab him! - Who, me? 941 00:44:20,439 --> 00:44:21,702 Yes, you, bitch. Gimme that. 942 00:44:23,529 --> 00:44:25,618 [MAN CRYING OUT IN PAIN] 943 00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:29,274 [ALL BREATHING HEAVILY] 944 00:44:29,274 --> 00:44:30,580 [SCREAMS] 945 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,582 Put it back in. Put it back in! 946 00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:36,760 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 947 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,631 - Are you guys okay? - I stabbed him. 948 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:39,763 It's over. 949 00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:41,112 Everybody, get down! 950 00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,419 [ALL SCREAMING] 951 00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:48,990 Stay down! 952 00:44:53,995 --> 00:44:55,300 [GUN CLICKS] 953 00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:58,434 He's gone, y'all! 954 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:00,653 DEWAYNE: Okay, let's go. 955 00:45:00,653 --> 00:45:01,829 LISA: Get back to the game room. 956 00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:03,613 ALLISON: Yes, oh, my God, let's go! 957 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:06,311 Oh, wait, Nnamdi! We need to bring King. 958 00:45:06,311 --> 00:45:08,618 - NNAMDI: Come on. - Oh, shit. 959 00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:11,664 - SHANIKA: Go. - CLIFTON: I'm fine. 960 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,364 [KING GROANING] 961 00:45:17,801 --> 00:45:19,281 [SCREAMS] 962 00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:20,499 Okay. Fuck, fuck. 963 00:45:21,979 --> 00:45:23,372 Allison, get this shit outta my back. 964 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,590 - ALLISON: I don't know how. - KING: Allison! 965 00:45:24,590 --> 00:45:26,331 - What? - Get this shit out! 966 00:45:26,331 --> 00:45:27,724 Take the shit out of his back! 967 00:45:27,724 --> 00:45:29,030 Okay! 968 00:45:30,596 --> 00:45:32,860 I'm gonna do it on three. One, two... 969 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,037 [SCREAMS] 970 00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:37,821 - Oh, shit! - KING: Shit! 971 00:45:40,084 --> 00:45:41,999 What happened to you, Allison? 972 00:45:41,999 --> 00:45:44,393 - [DOOR BANGS SHUT] - [LOCK CLICKS] 973 00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:46,656 Bad news. They... He locked us in again. 974 00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:47,918 - What? - He locked us in again. 975 00:45:47,918 --> 00:45:49,790 - What the fuck? - Oh, God. King! King. 976 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,792 Oh, my God, we lost him! 977 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:54,664 Nigga, fuck. Shit, I'm resting my eyes. 978 00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,405 God damn! Keep talking. 979 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:58,494 Okay, great. Guys, guys, we need a plan. 980 00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:00,148 If the killer comes back in here, we're next. 981 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,584 Girl, how the fuck did this happen? 982 00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:03,586 I was trying to help King. 983 00:46:03,586 --> 00:46:05,066 Hey, babe, she's gonna need something to wrap that. 984 00:46:08,025 --> 00:46:09,200 Damn. 985 00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:12,073 Painkillers. Anybody got any painkillers? 986 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:13,639 Shit. 987 00:46:13,639 --> 00:46:14,989 DEWAYNE: Listen, think. 988 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:16,860 Are there any White people who wanna kill us? 989 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,383 I mean, potentially all of 'em. 990 00:46:18,383 --> 00:46:20,168 I mean, a white guy said he wanted to kill me yesterday. 991 00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,691 - What? Who? - I don't know. 992 00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:23,258 He was just some stranger on Twitter. 993 00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,476 He was mad at me because I said 994 00:46:24,476 --> 00:46:26,174 that the O'Reilly Auto Parts theme song 995 00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:28,959 was more culturally relevant than the Star-Spangled Banner. 996 00:46:28,959 --> 00:46:30,482 I mean, you're not wrong. 997 00:46:30,482 --> 00:46:34,486 ♪ O, O, O, O'Reilly's 998 00:46:34,486 --> 00:46:35,836 ALL: ♪ Auto parts ♪ 999 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,489 Ow! Ooh, that's a good song. 1000 00:46:37,489 --> 00:46:39,317 THE GAME: Pick a card. 1001 00:46:39,317 --> 00:46:41,319 - We're not picking any more cards, bruh. - Are you sure? 1002 00:46:41,319 --> 00:46:44,627 The outcome of this situation depends on your participation. 1003 00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:45,715 Wait, what are you doing? 1004 00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,282 Well, we gotta finish the game. 1005 00:46:47,282 --> 00:46:49,806 - No, we don't. - I would suggest you pick a card. 1006 00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:51,764 DEWAYNE: You heard what he said. Girl, pick a card. 1007 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,768 "In your predicament, 1008 00:46:55,768 --> 00:46:57,640 "the Black character is always the first to die. 1009 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,557 "I will spare your lives if you sacrifice the person 1010 00:47:01,557 --> 00:47:02,993 "you deem the Blackest to me." 1011 00:47:02,993 --> 00:47:03,994 The Blackest? 1012 00:47:05,387 --> 00:47:07,041 "Choose someone to sacrifice. 1013 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:09,347 "You don't play my game, you all die. You have two minutes." 1014 00:47:09,347 --> 00:47:11,784 No, we're not playing the fucking game. We're done. 1015 00:47:11,784 --> 00:47:14,222 You have 2 minutes to decide. 1016 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,354 [TIMER TICKING] 1017 00:47:16,354 --> 00:47:17,878 It don't even make sense, "the Blackest." 1018 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,270 That is so subjective. 1019 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,750 Well, shit, Shanika. She say "Nigga" the most. 1020 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,752 - Nigga! - See? 1021 00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:24,797 Well, someone has to get picked or we all end up like Morgan and Shawn. 1022 00:47:24,797 --> 00:47:27,104 All right, look, nobody should judge anybody in here, bruh. 1023 00:47:27,104 --> 00:47:28,366 I know you ain't over here trying to argue about 1024 00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:30,542 who should be the Blackest here, Nnamdi. 1025 00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:34,198 - What, why? - Because you are a literal African, Nnamdi. 1026 00:47:34,198 --> 00:47:36,418 You are, like, still in its original packaging Black. 1027 00:47:36,418 --> 00:47:39,334 I'm sorry, boo, but on paper, you the Blackest. 1028 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,075 First of all, I'm from Oakland, all right, 1029 00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:42,250 and my daddy's from South Africa. 1030 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,426 So, Townbiz, Raider Nation, Go A's, 1031 00:47:44,426 --> 00:47:46,515 Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale Stationoff top, bruh. 1032 00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:47,646 Mmm. That just makes you Blacker. 1033 00:47:47,646 --> 00:47:49,257 ALLISON: Mmm-hmm. 1034 00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:50,780 But if anybody is the Blackest here, 1035 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,217 it's African diaspora, Angela Rye head ass over here. 1036 00:47:53,217 --> 00:47:55,741 - Wow, Nnamdi, really? - Yeah! 1037 00:47:55,741 --> 00:47:57,656 Okay. So, that's what we doing? 1038 00:47:57,656 --> 00:47:59,920 Because every single time one of y'all make a joke, 1039 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,618 it's always, "Oh, Allison, you White this. Allison, you White that." 1040 00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:05,577 But now, when it is the most convenient for you, 1041 00:48:05,577 --> 00:48:06,839 you wanna use my Blackness? 1042 00:48:06,839 --> 00:48:09,016 - Absolutely. - Absolutely not, nigga. 1043 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,496 Because guess what? If we playing this game, 1044 00:48:11,496 --> 00:48:15,109 my daddy is White with "wha", so it's surely not me. 1045 00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:17,589 - King? - King? 1046 00:48:17,589 --> 00:48:19,591 - Yeah, King. - 'Cause you the one with the gun and you gangsta. 1047 00:48:19,591 --> 00:48:21,942 I'm a ex-gangsta, all right? I changed my life. 1048 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,291 And I'm married to a White woman, so... 1049 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,510 - That does not help. - You right. I'mma shut up. 1050 00:48:25,510 --> 00:48:26,685 90 seconds. 1051 00:48:26,685 --> 00:48:28,383 Oh, my God, this is not working. 1052 00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:30,167 I'mma need so much therapy if we get through this. 1053 00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:31,690 What about Dewayne? 1054 00:48:31,690 --> 00:48:33,954 Girl, shut your ass up. Did you not hear what I said? 1055 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,912 Therapy. Black people don't do therapy. 1056 00:48:35,912 --> 00:48:37,783 Well, actually, Black people are slowly but surely 1057 00:48:37,783 --> 00:48:39,698 adopting healthier mental health lifestyles. 1058 00:48:39,698 --> 00:48:41,135 Hey, big fucking deal. 1059 00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:42,614 No, deadass, big fucking deal. 1060 00:48:42,614 --> 00:48:44,007 We've come a long way. It's a beautiful thing. 1061 00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:45,748 - Yeah. - We have. 1062 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,968 But that's not the point. The point is y'all can't pick me. 1063 00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:49,099 - I'm gay. - [ALL GROAN] 1064 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:50,796 Nigga, you always using that shit. 1065 00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:52,929 No, no. And just like my homophobic family member says, 1066 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:56,063 "Gayness is just whiteness wrapped up in a bunch of dicks," and today, I agree. 1067 00:48:56,063 --> 00:48:57,151 "Bunch of dicks"? 1068 00:48:57,151 --> 00:48:58,500 70 seconds left. 1069 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,589 - Look, we gotta pick somebody. - We can't. 1070 00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:02,156 You know what? What about Clifton? 1071 00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:03,809 SHANIKA: Yeah, why we can't pick his little weak-ass? 1072 00:49:03,809 --> 00:49:05,681 You over there quiet in the corner, 1073 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:08,075 but you did not get invited to this event, but yet you showed up. 1074 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,424 That is some Black shit, nigga. 1075 00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:10,860 Blackity Black, bro. 1076 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:14,081 Guys, I was invited by Morgan. 1077 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,213 - How? - 60 seconds. 1078 00:49:16,213 --> 00:49:17,736 Morgan sent me an e-vite. 1079 00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:21,653 Guys, I can prove I'm not the Blackest. 1080 00:49:21,653 --> 00:49:23,046 - Prove it. - [SWALLOWS] 1081 00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:25,396 - I've never seen Friday. - What the fuck? 1082 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:28,356 I thought Black Twitter was a type of seasoning. 1083 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:32,186 Um, I like Jimmy Fallon without The Roots. 1084 00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:34,144 - That's wrong. - Um... 1085 00:49:34,144 --> 00:49:37,278 Beyonce's Super Bowl performance made me unsafe. 1086 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:38,453 Same. 1087 00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:41,673 - I voted for Trump. - [GASPING] 1088 00:49:41,673 --> 00:49:42,935 - What? - What? 1089 00:49:44,850 --> 00:49:46,330 - Twice. - [SCREAMING] 1090 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:50,030 DEWAYNE: Stop. Stop. Stop. 1091 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,944 Get your hands... Stop! 1092 00:49:51,944 --> 00:49:54,164 We have a minute left. Somebody trying to kill us, 1093 00:49:54,164 --> 00:49:56,340 and arguing is only gonna make it easier. 1094 00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:59,082 We need a plan. 1095 00:50:00,562 --> 00:50:03,956 Our ancestors did not die for us to abandon each other, 1096 00:50:03,956 --> 00:50:07,830 our morals and our Blackness at the moment's notice in the face of adversity. 1097 00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:15,446 Boy, I know you did not just go into some complete, dramatic-ass monologue 1098 00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,709 when you knew we only had one minute left. 1099 00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:19,146 Time is almost out. 1100 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,496 Girl, you talking just as long as me. Shit. 1101 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,063 20 seconds. 1102 00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:26,631 Look, y'all, we just need to pick somebody, all right. 1103 00:50:26,631 --> 00:50:29,330 And I'm sorry, Clifton, for that dumb-ass shit that you just said, I pick you, bruh. 1104 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:31,897 - No. - I pick your MAGA ass, too. 1105 00:50:31,897 --> 00:50:34,291 - [GROANS] No. - Allison? 1106 00:50:35,205 --> 00:50:36,946 I vote for Clifton. 1107 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,774 - King? - This nigga. 1108 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,341 Bae. 1109 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:44,084 Bae. 1110 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:46,782 I mean, I guess I don't have a choice. I pick Clifton. 1111 00:50:47,565 --> 00:50:48,610 Dewayne? 1112 00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:50,002 5 seconds. 1113 00:50:51,569 --> 00:50:52,875 I'm so sorry, Clifton. 1114 00:50:54,006 --> 00:50:55,791 - I pick you. - [TIMER DINGS] 1115 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,749 - Your time is up. - Wow. 1116 00:50:59,403 --> 00:51:01,666 You know, I really thought we connected. 1117 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,451 You know, if you guys had any more sense, 1118 00:51:03,451 --> 00:51:05,975 you'd know that this is what the game wanted us to do. 1119 00:51:05,975 --> 00:51:08,412 To turn on each other. To act like animals. 1120 00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:11,023 You gave it what it wanted. 1121 00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,203 - All right. - Nigga! 1122 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,433 All lives matter. 1123 00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:33,568 [DOOR LOCK CLICKS] 1124 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:50,585 [WHIMPERS] 1125 00:51:55,807 --> 00:51:57,548 - [DOOR SHUTS, LOCK CLICKS] - Oh! 1126 00:51:59,463 --> 00:52:01,378 - That didn't feel right. - I'll go get him. 1127 00:52:07,471 --> 00:52:08,429 It's locked again. 1128 00:52:09,995 --> 00:52:11,519 [LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 1129 00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:23,270 Do you like Hunger Games? 1130 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:26,969 I love the books but you probably don't even read. 1131 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:30,886 Uh, maybe we can talk this out, you know. Um... 1132 00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:31,930 Dang it. 1133 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,021 [ROD CLATTERS] 1134 00:52:36,021 --> 00:52:37,153 [ARROW WHOOSHING] 1135 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,328 [DISTANT SCREAM] 1136 00:52:47,772 --> 00:52:48,773 Fuck. 1137 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,081 [LAUGHS MENACINGLY] 1138 00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:53,125 Oh, my God. 1139 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:55,780 Oh, no. 1140 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,140 Well, I mean, he did vote for Trump. 1141 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:12,797 - Twice. - LISA: Oh, my God, is it over? 1142 00:53:12,797 --> 00:53:15,496 THE GAME: You did not follow the rules. Clifton did not vote. 1143 00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,237 Space revoked. Pick a card. 1144 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:19,282 - SHANIKA: What? - Oh, my God, this game is impossible to win. 1145 00:53:19,282 --> 00:53:21,241 - No. Hell, no! - You have time 1146 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,546 - to save yourself. - I'm not playing this fucking game anymore, man. 1147 00:53:22,546 --> 00:53:23,634 You have to save yourself. Save yourself... 1148 00:53:28,857 --> 00:53:30,815 So, you don't want to play? 1149 00:53:30,815 --> 00:53:32,861 We refuse. No more fucking games. 1150 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:36,430 That would mean you automatically move into sudden death. 1151 00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:37,909 - Sudden death? - What? 1152 00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:40,999 The rules are simple. Survive. 1153 00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:42,958 The door to the game room is open. 1154 00:53:43,785 --> 00:53:45,047 [DOOR UNLOCKS] 1155 00:53:45,047 --> 00:53:46,788 You'll have 3 minutes of safety 1156 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:49,443 before I open the rest of the doors in the house. 1157 00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:53,882 Now, are your chances better outside or in? 1158 00:53:53,882 --> 00:53:57,625 You must choose or face the consequences. 1159 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,714 Ugh. I hate this bitch's voice! 1160 00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:00,845 3 minutes. 1161 00:54:00,845 --> 00:54:03,065 - [LAUGHS] - [STATIC] 1162 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,459 - So, what do we do? - What do you mean, "What do we do," girl? 1163 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:07,635 I'm not gonna stay in this fucking mouse trap. 1164 00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,332 We got to get the hell up out of here. 1165 00:54:09,332 --> 00:54:10,768 Why? So he can just attack us outside? 1166 00:54:10,768 --> 00:54:14,163 Look, Clifton was right. This game has rules, 1167 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:17,122 and whatever the hell they are, they have stuck by them, okay? 1168 00:54:17,122 --> 00:54:20,648 So, if we really do have 3 minutes y'all, we should just run. 1169 00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:22,389 I agree. We got more room to run outside. 1170 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,260 We stay here, we just sitting ducks. 1171 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,958 I don't know about you but I have no interest in getting hunt down 1172 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,656 in the woods by that psycho! 1173 00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:30,745 Look, I'm with Allison. We need to take our fucking chances. 1174 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,529 Let's go, baby, listen. We can cut across the woods 1175 00:54:32,529 --> 00:54:33,791 and make it to the other side of the road. 1176 00:54:33,791 --> 00:54:35,402 If we all make it, then we'll all be safe. 1177 00:54:35,402 --> 00:54:37,229 What movies have you seen? 'Cause that's fucking stupid. 1178 00:54:37,229 --> 00:54:38,448 Bruh, I haven't watched any movies. 1179 00:54:38,448 --> 00:54:39,580 I'm just trying to save my girl! 1180 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:40,929 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 1181 00:54:42,147 --> 00:54:43,323 Boo, I love you. Why you yelling at me? 1182 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,933 Listen, arguing is not gon' help us. 1183 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,804 Everybody, let's go at least get some fucking weapons. 1184 00:54:46,804 --> 00:54:48,937 - ALLISON: All right. - Are you kidding me? 1185 00:54:48,937 --> 00:54:50,242 Are you fucking kidding me? 1186 00:54:50,242 --> 00:54:51,635 Somebody gon' help me the fuck up? 1187 00:54:51,635 --> 00:54:52,767 Shit, my bad, bruh. 1188 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,685 SHANIKA: Y'all better come in this kitchen and find something. Shit. 1189 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,034 Hey, find some weapons. 1190 00:54:59,991 --> 00:55:01,079 Look for something sharp. 1191 00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:06,694 - Here. Use these. - Thanks. 1192 00:55:06,694 --> 00:55:09,305 Wait. Chili powder? Girl, what I'm finna do, cook? 1193 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:10,915 Sorry, girl, we ran out of knives. 1194 00:55:10,915 --> 00:55:13,570 Really? A candlestick? You think you in Clue? 1195 00:55:13,570 --> 00:55:15,616 Don't start with me. I could fuck somebody up with this. 1196 00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:17,269 What are you gonna do? Tenderize his ass? 1197 00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:19,141 At least it's metal, Colonel Mustard. That looks plastic. 1198 00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,969 At least this just has a little weight to it. It has some girth. 1199 00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:22,318 Shanika, I need some of them painkillers. 1200 00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:27,149 I got you now. Here you go. 1201 00:55:30,761 --> 00:55:32,328 - This is Adderall. - What? 1202 00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:33,677 This is Adderall. 1203 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,597 - Is this what you gave her? - Yes. 1204 00:55:40,597 --> 00:55:41,642 I need something else. 1205 00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:45,385 Here, you can take this. Vicodin. 1206 00:55:46,516 --> 00:55:47,909 - I'm going. - Whoa, what? 1207 00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,345 No, you supposed to be dead, bruh. 1208 00:55:49,345 --> 00:55:50,825 This ain't that movie. 1209 00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:52,174 Look, man, let's go before this Vicodin wear off. 1210 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,959 Wait, are you crazy? Look at yourself. 1211 00:55:54,959 --> 00:55:56,396 - I got shot once. - Twice! 1212 00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:58,267 In the same spot. One hole. 1213 00:55:59,703 --> 00:56:01,662 It hurt like hell, but I can run. My legs work. 1214 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,228 All right. You can come with us, 1215 00:56:03,228 --> 00:56:04,882 but if you start lagging, we ain't carrying your ass. 1216 00:56:04,882 --> 00:56:06,188 - Fine. - Shit, look y'all. 1217 00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:07,711 It's real dark out there and I'm still high. 1218 00:56:07,711 --> 00:56:09,800 - I can't go out there. - Me, too, I'm staying. 1219 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,323 - Lisa! - Baby, then I'm staying with you. 1220 00:56:11,323 --> 00:56:13,108 No, it's okay. I understand if you have to leave. 1221 00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:14,805 - Yeah, go. - Baby, I don't wanna stay... 1222 00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,720 I wanna stay with you. I wanna show you that I'm committed. 1223 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,896 - Look, we a "us" now. - This Larenz Tate chasing the train ass nigga. 1224 00:56:18,896 --> 00:56:20,594 Not now, Nnamdi. 1225 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:22,596 - I'm boots for Nina ass, nigga. - [BOTH CHUCKLES] 1226 00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:24,293 Okay, we all know what this means. 1227 00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:26,556 - Don't you dare, Allison. - I'mma say it. 1228 00:56:26,556 --> 00:56:27,775 Don't say this dumb shit. 1229 00:56:27,775 --> 00:56:30,212 - We... [GAGS] - Allison. 1230 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:32,344 - We... [GAGS] - Oh, my God. 1231 00:56:33,345 --> 00:56:34,390 We have to split up. 1232 00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:36,871 - Oh, my God! - Why? 1233 00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:38,873 He's not gon' be in two places at once. 1234 00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:40,483 Oh, see, Allison. I knew you was gonna say that shit 1235 00:56:40,483 --> 00:56:42,137 but I figured that was just your White side talking. 1236 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:44,313 This is not my White half talking, Nnamdi. 1237 00:56:44,313 --> 00:56:47,708 This is me talking as a whole-ass Black person, 1238 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,405 who just so happens to be biracial. 1239 00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:51,233 My "Blackness" should not be in question 1240 00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:53,801 just because I am simply suggesting 1241 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,325 that separating might actually help us stay alive. 1242 00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,979 Allison, yes, you do have a point. 1243 00:56:57,979 --> 00:57:00,024 But do you really think your Black side did them air quotes? 1244 00:57:00,024 --> 00:57:01,461 That feels exclusively Caucasian. 1245 00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:02,636 MAN: 20 seconds left! 1246 00:57:04,638 --> 00:57:05,726 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1247 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,292 - Stay alive. - Mmm-hmm. 1248 00:57:07,292 --> 00:57:10,034 Shanika, run them pills, girl. They good. 1249 00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:13,298 I don't know how much time we have, 1250 00:57:13,298 --> 00:57:14,604 but if the door does open, 1251 00:57:14,604 --> 00:57:16,693 this is the one closest to the woods. 1252 00:57:16,693 --> 00:57:19,087 I didn't know that a psycho killer in blackface 1253 00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:20,567 was gonna be the person that was here 1254 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:23,134 when I asked who all was gonna be here? 1255 00:57:23,134 --> 00:57:26,224 This feels like the end of Set it Off. 1256 00:57:26,224 --> 00:57:28,400 [CRYING] I hate this, it feels so sad. 1257 00:57:29,053 --> 00:57:30,272 You are my sister. 1258 00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:32,840 My strength. 1259 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,581 - And my pride. - And my pride. 1260 00:57:37,975 --> 00:57:40,195 [ALL CRYING] 1261 00:57:46,462 --> 00:57:47,507 It'll be all right. 1262 00:57:49,334 --> 00:57:50,510 [LOCK CLICKS] 1263 00:57:58,735 --> 00:57:59,910 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1264 00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:03,218 Okay, we good. 1265 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,046 Bye, y'all. 1266 00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:27,677 Hey, yo. We should hide. 1267 00:58:28,852 --> 00:58:29,897 Wait. 1268 00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:34,641 No, no, no. I don't wanna go in the basement. 1269 00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:36,599 I don't wanna see Morgan like that. 1270 00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:37,687 Hey, baby, I'm with Dewayne. I don't wanna see her like that, either. 1271 00:58:37,687 --> 00:58:39,515 LISA: I'm going to find Morgan. 1272 00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:54,704 DEWAYNE: Yo! When did we become the kind of people 1273 00:58:54,704 --> 00:58:56,576 that walk into dark-ass basements? 1274 00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,881 LISA: Nice of you to join me. 1275 00:59:02,407 --> 00:59:05,759 DEWAYNE: Is that a well? What kind of house is this? 1276 00:59:05,759 --> 00:59:08,283 NNAMDI: Shit. I'm impressed. Motherfucker's crazy. 1277 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,640 Wait, wait, wait. 1278 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,337 What? The road is that way. 1279 00:59:19,337 --> 00:59:22,079 No, no, no. The road is this way. The lake is that way. 1280 00:59:22,079 --> 00:59:23,211 What? 1281 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:28,912 What the fuck is you doing? 1282 00:59:28,912 --> 00:59:32,524 Okay, hold up, I feel weird as shit! 1283 00:59:32,524 --> 00:59:34,526 Okay, I think I need to stop. 1284 00:59:34,526 --> 00:59:38,095 Guys, just go. I'm just gonna sit here with my feelings. 1285 00:59:38,095 --> 00:59:40,141 Your feelings? What? 1286 00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:43,318 Allison, that Adderall got you bugging the fuck out. 1287 00:59:43,318 --> 00:59:45,276 Come on, Allison. We not finna leave you here. 1288 00:59:45,276 --> 00:59:47,365 No, just go. 1289 00:59:47,365 --> 00:59:49,150 Look, I need you to breathe with me, all right? 1290 00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:52,066 Inhale, exhale. 1291 00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,896 There's a crazy motherfucker out here 1292 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:57,201 hunting us like we animals. 1293 00:59:57,201 --> 00:59:58,855 This ain't the time to be sitting down. 1294 00:59:58,855 --> 01:00:00,465 I need you to be strong. 1295 01:00:00,465 --> 01:00:02,337 You got Rosa Parks on your shirt, right? 1296 01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:04,078 Would she be sitting down right now? 1297 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:07,037 I mean, that's exactly what she did. 1298 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,431 Man, nigga, shut up! Look at me. 1299 01:00:09,431 --> 01:00:12,477 If you wanna be somebody and if you wanna go somewhere, 1300 01:00:12,477 --> 01:00:14,566 then you better wake up and... 1301 01:00:14,566 --> 01:00:16,525 - Pay attention. - That's right, bitch. 1302 01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:18,048 Now, come on with your injured ass. 1303 01:00:27,231 --> 01:00:29,320 [DEWAYNE GROANING IN DISGUST] Oh, my God. 1304 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,409 Please tell me that's some of King's Kool-Ayyy. 1305 01:00:31,409 --> 01:00:32,976 We both know what that is, man. 1306 01:00:34,238 --> 01:00:35,370 Okay. 1307 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:38,112 - Go. Shit. - Look, you go. 1308 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,896 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1309 01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:51,865 DEWAYNE: Okay, but where's Morgan? 1310 01:00:53,518 --> 01:00:54,824 Let's see if we can figure out 1311 01:00:54,824 --> 01:00:56,696 how this fucker operates before he gets back. 1312 01:01:07,837 --> 01:01:08,795 [DISTANT SPLASH] 1313 01:01:10,622 --> 01:01:11,711 [COMPUTER CHIRPS] 1314 01:01:14,757 --> 01:01:17,891 DEWAYNE: Oh, my God. There are cameras all over this house. 1315 01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:20,415 He's been watching our every move this entire time. 1316 01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:24,854 Y'all, look. 1317 01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:29,380 I thought we were above the Mason-Dixon. 1318 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,861 - [DOOR CLOSES UPSTAIRS] - What was that? 1319 01:01:31,861 --> 01:01:34,342 Fucking 'course, he'd go after the darkest people first. 1320 01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:35,735 [FOOTSTEPS THUMPING] 1321 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,432 - We gotta go back upstairs. - Really? 1322 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,216 Okay. 1323 01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,701 Fuck! No. We went the wrong way. 1324 01:01:45,701 --> 01:01:48,704 See? Allison, I told you. Allison? 1325 01:01:48,704 --> 01:01:51,054 Allison! Fuck, where is she? 1326 01:01:51,054 --> 01:01:53,187 Her ass probably high. 1327 01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,841 I don't blame her. I wanna do the same thing. 1328 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:57,800 No, King, you gotta stay with me, okay? 1329 01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,802 Look, I can see houses in the distance. 1330 01:01:59,802 --> 01:02:02,587 Okay, I'mma swim across. They won't suspect it. 1331 01:02:02,587 --> 01:02:04,502 They probably assume we can't swim anyway. 1332 01:02:04,502 --> 01:02:06,374 They be assuming right, 'cause I can't. 1333 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,768 - Wow! Way to be a fucking stereotype. - You know what? You go ahead 1334 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:11,683 and hop your little privileged ass in that dark, mysterious water, 1335 01:02:11,683 --> 01:02:12,946 I'mma climb up this tree. 1336 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,295 You give me a signal when you get across. 1337 01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,992 Is that something you can even do? 1338 01:02:15,992 --> 01:02:17,951 I ran from cops, I dodged bullets, 1339 01:02:17,951 --> 01:02:20,127 I jumped gates. This is easy, all right? 1340 01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:22,433 Oh, shit. 1341 01:02:22,433 --> 01:02:23,913 This is really embarrassing. 1342 01:02:23,913 --> 01:02:26,002 - Get up and help me, God damn it! - Nigga, come on. 1343 01:02:26,002 --> 01:02:27,830 [GROANS] Don't put your finger in my asshole. 1344 01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:35,969 - Wasn't this door open? - It don't even matter, yo. We gon' go straight through. 1345 01:02:37,535 --> 01:02:38,536 Ready? 1346 01:02:42,366 --> 01:02:44,499 Nigga, move, I'll go first. Okay. 1347 01:02:45,108 --> 01:02:46,066 Here we go. 1348 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:48,982 Okay, I see why you didn't wanna go first. 1349 01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:50,766 Oh, my God, are you guys fucking line dancing? 1350 01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:52,376 Wait, hold on. 1351 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:54,422 One, two... 1352 01:02:55,118 --> 01:02:56,467 [SCREAMING] 1353 01:02:57,947 --> 01:02:59,253 I heard screaming. Is everything okay? 1354 01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,082 Ranger White? Is that you? 1355 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,824 - In the flesh. - Oh, shit. Is this good or bad? 1356 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,826 Wait. How do we know we can trust him? 1357 01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,351 No offense. 1358 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:12,919 - I'm one of the good ones. - That does not help. They all say that. 1359 01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:14,834 That actually makes you seem more suspicious. 1360 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:17,184 You can trust me. Seriously. 1361 01:03:17,184 --> 01:03:18,838 If I got an invite to the cookout, 1362 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,317 I'd be honored, but I wouldn't go. 1363 01:03:20,317 --> 01:03:22,058 - And why the fuck not? - Because I know my presence 1364 01:03:22,058 --> 01:03:23,755 in an all-Black space would be a disturbance 1365 01:03:23,755 --> 01:03:25,061 and undo it being an all-Black space. 1366 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,890 That's a pretty good answer. 1367 01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:29,109 - I'm sold. - Mmm-hmm. Works for me. 1368 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,676 Look, we're gonna lower our hands. 1369 01:03:31,676 --> 01:03:33,287 - Lower away. - Okay, great. 1370 01:03:33,287 --> 01:03:35,071 Look, I've never been so happy to see a White savior. 1371 01:03:35,071 --> 01:03:36,594 Somebody's trying to kill us. Please help us. Please. 1372 01:03:36,594 --> 01:03:38,292 Whoa. Slow down. 1373 01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:39,771 A masked killer is after us and two of our friends are dead. 1374 01:03:39,771 --> 01:03:40,903 - What do you mean dead? - Dead. 1375 01:03:40,903 --> 01:03:42,426 Dead, meet your maker dead, dead. 1376 01:03:42,426 --> 01:03:43,688 - Where are the rest of your friends? - We split up. 1377 01:03:43,688 --> 01:03:45,168 You split up? But you all are Black. 1378 01:03:45,168 --> 01:03:47,388 - Whoa. Do not get comfortable. - I know you didn't. 1379 01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:49,259 - Bold move, bro. - Sorry. 1380 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:50,695 Don't you need to call for help or something? 1381 01:03:50,695 --> 01:03:52,741 Okay, try to calm down. I'll get some help. 1382 01:03:52,741 --> 01:03:55,309 - This is White to base. - [STATIC] 1383 01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:57,615 White to base. This is White. 1384 01:03:58,834 --> 01:03:59,879 White. 1385 01:04:00,705 --> 01:04:01,750 White. 1386 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:04,535 [STATIC] 1387 01:04:04,535 --> 01:04:06,886 That's weird. Runs on a satellite system, should always work. 1388 01:04:06,886 --> 01:04:08,148 The signal is actively being blocked. 1389 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,323 That's why we couldn't call out. 1390 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:10,585 You gotta believe us. 1391 01:04:11,847 --> 01:04:12,979 Come with me. 1392 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:21,988 All right, get in quick. 1393 01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:22,989 - Okay. - Okay. 1394 01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:34,000 I'll be right back. 1395 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,523 Lock the doors, get down, and don't worry. 1396 01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,177 Dude, where are you... Can we just go? 1397 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:40,136 - Where are you going? - Where is he going? 1398 01:04:40,136 --> 01:04:42,530 Why White people always gotta go where they shouldn't go? 1399 01:04:49,232 --> 01:04:50,494 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1400 01:04:52,670 --> 01:04:53,802 [ARROWS WHOOSH] 1401 01:04:55,238 --> 01:04:56,239 What? 1402 01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:00,113 Nigga, are you shooting arrows at me? 1403 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:03,159 No! Hey! 1404 01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:05,640 Hey! Stop it! Stop! 1405 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,401 King! Stop! 1406 01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:29,011 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 1407 01:05:29,011 --> 01:05:31,579 Let's see what you got without that bitch-ass crossbow. 1408 01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:33,189 What's up? What's up? 1409 01:05:35,104 --> 01:05:36,149 Come on. 1410 01:05:37,541 --> 01:05:39,456 Fuck! I'm gonna beat your little ass now. 1411 01:05:39,456 --> 01:05:42,024 - [GRUNTS] - Aw, hell, you can't even fight? 1412 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:44,461 - What? - What's good? 1413 01:05:44,461 --> 01:05:45,680 MAN: [SINGING] 1414 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:54,254 Get your bitch ass up. This one's for Morgan. 1415 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:57,387 - [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] - Oh! Cramp! Shit. 1416 01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:58,649 [CRIES OUT] 1417 01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,872 Don't hurt my... Nigga, you can't fucking... 1418 01:06:07,484 --> 01:06:09,008 KING: Time out. Time out. 1419 01:06:10,487 --> 01:06:11,532 Oh, fuck! 1420 01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:14,665 [MAN GRUNTS] 1421 01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:19,018 SHANIKA: Hey! Stop it! 1422 01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:22,064 First off, you're gonna watch me kill your friend. 1423 01:06:26,329 --> 01:06:28,375 - No, no, no... - ALLISON: Hey! 1424 01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:31,073 Asshole. 1425 01:06:33,336 --> 01:06:34,903 MAN: Well, come and have a go. 1426 01:06:34,903 --> 01:06:36,035 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 1427 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,953 All right, bitch. Let's do this. 1428 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,697 [ALLISON GRUNTS] 1429 01:06:46,697 --> 01:06:48,221 - [MAN GROANS] - Hell, yeah. 1430 01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:56,968 - [SCREAMING] - [GROANS] 1431 01:06:58,535 --> 01:07:01,060 Beat his motherfucking ass! Hell, yeah! 1432 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,061 [GRUNTING] 1433 01:07:04,237 --> 01:07:06,282 Goddamn, beat your ass now. 1434 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,464 Oh, shit. 1435 01:07:19,513 --> 01:07:20,514 Nigga. 1436 01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:31,090 You sure he's not gonna come back to life? 1437 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:33,614 - No, girl, he's dead. - Hell yeah, you beat that nigga ass. 1438 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:40,316 [SHANIKA GASPS] 1439 01:07:40,316 --> 01:07:43,276 That's the one-eyed nigga I saw at the store. 1440 01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:44,581 Hell yeah, run his pockets. 1441 01:07:45,234 --> 01:07:46,192 What the hell? 1442 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,849 Wait a minute. He's got asthma. 1443 01:07:51,849 --> 01:07:53,895 That's why he was breathing like that. 1444 01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:56,811 Camden Conner. 555 Valley Lane. 1445 01:07:56,811 --> 01:07:58,856 That's our address. 1446 01:07:58,856 --> 01:08:00,858 Hey, I feel a bit woozy here. 1447 01:08:00,858 --> 01:08:02,208 See, this why I don't come to the woods 1448 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:04,123 because of crazy White motherfuckers like this. 1449 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,908 And they always got some dirty-ass shoes on. 1450 01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:09,824 Wait, the nigga that was chasing us in the house 1451 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,130 had a different pair of boots on. 1452 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,349 Remember? I stabbed him in the foot. 1453 01:08:13,349 --> 01:08:15,569 So, unless this motherfucker got costume changes... 1454 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:19,181 That means that there's more than one of them. 1455 01:08:19,181 --> 01:08:21,444 - We gotta warn the others. - Okay. 1456 01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:23,446 - KING: Oh, fuck. - King! 1457 01:08:23,446 --> 01:08:26,928 NNAMDI: Okay, look, y'all, we... 1458 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,365 we might actually make it out of this, okay? 1459 01:08:29,365 --> 01:08:33,021 If he comes back. Why the fuck is he looking for the killer? Can we just go? 1460 01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:34,544 LISA: Oh, my God. 1461 01:08:36,066 --> 01:08:38,374 Maybe to convince us that the killer isn't him? 1462 01:08:38,374 --> 01:08:40,507 - NNAMDI: What the fuck? - We gotta go. 1463 01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:41,856 [CAR LOCK SLIDING] 1464 01:08:47,121 --> 01:08:50,343 Stop. Stop pressing the button. 1465 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:51,822 Both of y'all, stop fucking with the door! 1466 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:56,000 - LISA: Shit. - DEWAYNE: Ah, shit! 1467 01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:00,875 Unlock the door. I don't think I stopped him. 1468 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:03,790 He's coming. Unlock the door and let me in. Quick. 1469 01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:07,228 I know how that looks, 1470 01:09:07,228 --> 01:09:10,101 but I found that mask in the woods close to here. 1471 01:09:10,101 --> 01:09:11,798 It's why I came to check on you. 1472 01:09:11,798 --> 01:09:14,454 Let me help you. You have to trust me. 1473 01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:17,761 - No, we don't. - Let me in! 1474 01:09:17,761 --> 01:09:19,807 Let me in! 1475 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:21,503 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [SCREAMS] 1476 01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:30,992 Come on, man. We're sitting ducks out here, y'all. 1477 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,862 Maybe we should have trusted him. 1478 01:09:32,862 --> 01:09:35,301 Okay, he's gonna reload at some point. Should we go back in there? 1479 01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:36,736 No. We go back in there for what? 1480 01:09:36,736 --> 01:09:38,042 What other choice do we have? 1481 01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:39,870 I don't know. I don't know. I don't... Fuck! 1482 01:09:41,176 --> 01:09:43,222 Okay, now! 1483 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,700 DEWAYNE: Go, go, go! 1484 01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:45,701 Come on, come on, come on. 1485 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:49,183 Oh, shit. He's shooting! 1486 01:09:49,183 --> 01:09:50,533 Stay right there. Stay right there. 1487 01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:51,926 Oh. 1488 01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:56,146 Just go. Save yourself. 1489 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:58,324 DEWAYNE: Go. 1490 01:09:58,324 --> 01:09:59,977 - We can't... - Let's go. 1491 01:10:01,718 --> 01:10:04,417 I was joking. Shit! 1492 01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:26,047 We just left him. What if he's just somewhere bleeding? 1493 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:28,571 No, baby, he told us, he told us to leave him. 1494 01:10:28,571 --> 01:10:29,920 He didn't mean it. 1495 01:10:33,097 --> 01:10:34,751 Okay, Lis, look. 1496 01:10:34,751 --> 01:10:36,405 All of us ain't gonna make it through the night. 1497 01:10:36,405 --> 01:10:37,580 We know that, right? 1498 01:10:40,235 --> 01:10:42,193 - I'm just saying. - I'm gonna go get my friend. 1499 01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:43,586 [SHUSHING] 1500 01:10:49,592 --> 01:10:51,507 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1501 01:10:55,206 --> 01:10:56,251 [CREAKING] 1502 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,892 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1503 01:11:36,378 --> 01:11:37,597 [R&B SONG PLAYING] 1504 01:11:50,087 --> 01:11:51,350 Who's playing music? 1505 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:56,180 Wait. [SHUSHES] 1506 01:12:01,925 --> 01:12:03,840 You shady motherfuckers left me to die! 1507 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,842 And I just saved y'all asses. But fuck me, though, right? 1508 01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,017 You told us to leave you. 1509 01:12:07,017 --> 01:12:09,106 Nigga, you know I didn't mean that shit. 1510 01:12:09,106 --> 01:12:11,065 - Told you. - Told you, my ass. 1511 01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:12,806 - You didn't have to follow him. - [CLATTERING] 1512 01:12:13,328 --> 01:12:14,807 [GLASS BREAKING] 1513 01:12:14,807 --> 01:12:16,723 Move! Let me get up there. 1514 01:12:18,289 --> 01:12:19,943 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1515 01:12:22,598 --> 01:12:24,948 How long do y'all think we should wait in here? 1516 01:12:24,948 --> 01:12:26,559 I don't know. Probably till morning? 1517 01:12:26,559 --> 01:12:28,212 The fucker a vampire or something? 1518 01:12:28,212 --> 01:12:29,605 - Why the fuck is morning more better? - I don't know. 1519 01:12:29,605 --> 01:12:30,998 'Cause it's bright out and less scary. 1520 01:12:32,347 --> 01:12:34,436 NNAMDI: That makes sense. 1521 01:12:34,436 --> 01:12:37,178 I'm sorry we left you, but it's not every day 1522 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,833 I'm faced with fucking life or death decisions. 1523 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,530 It's good to know when it comes to me, the decision is death. 1524 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:44,533 What is your problem? 1525 01:12:44,533 --> 01:12:46,927 You've been pressed this entire trip. 1526 01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:49,320 If you have something to say, say it. No time like the present. 1527 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,453 I disagree. There is a better time than the present, 1528 01:12:51,453 --> 01:12:53,716 - and it is not right now. - Every time this nigga broke your heart, 1529 01:12:53,716 --> 01:12:55,239 I was the one there to mend it. 1530 01:12:55,239 --> 01:12:57,807 I never asked you to do that. You chose to do that. 1531 01:13:01,593 --> 01:13:03,422 - [SIGNAL BLOCKER BEEPS] - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1532 01:13:03,422 --> 01:13:04,727 Fuck. What the fuck. 1533 01:13:06,990 --> 01:13:10,429 Oh, my God. Keke Palmer retweeted my tweet. 1534 01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:11,691 [CHUCKLES MENACINGLY] 1535 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:12,953 Okay, okay, okay. 1536 01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:14,911 [SHUSHING] 1537 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:24,443 [GULPS] 1538 01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,361 [GULPS] 1539 01:13:30,361 --> 01:13:32,712 - Keep that shit together? - I'm trying. 1540 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,280 Oh, shit. 1541 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,500 [WHIMPERING] 1542 01:13:43,287 --> 01:13:45,072 - Peekaboo. - [RETCHES] 1543 01:13:48,727 --> 01:13:50,425 [SCREAMS] 1544 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,399 - [GRUNTS] - [EXCLAIMS] 1545 01:14:22,501 --> 01:14:23,502 Shit. 1546 01:14:30,247 --> 01:14:32,989 I'm going to jail. 1547 01:14:32,989 --> 01:14:35,644 Oh, shit, are you okay? He kicked the shit outta you. 1548 01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:37,211 [WHEEZING] How'd you know how to do that? 1549 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:40,562 Yeah, bro, that seems like an exclusively White weapon. 1550 01:14:40,562 --> 01:14:43,304 You know what, that's another thing. Y'all are always underestimating me. 1551 01:14:43,304 --> 01:14:44,697 Maybe that's why you left me at the car. 1552 01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:45,872 This is exactly why I didn't tell you 1553 01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:47,264 me and Nnamdi were back together. 1554 01:14:47,264 --> 01:14:48,918 I just didn't need this negativity. 1555 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,745 Oh, no, no, no... You didn't tell me about Nnamdi 1556 01:14:50,745 --> 01:14:52,530 - because you are ashamed. - Ashamed? 1557 01:14:54,227 --> 01:14:55,795 DEWAYNE: Be real. You have always used my friendship 1558 01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:58,014 as some fucked up replacement as a rebound guy 1559 01:14:58,014 --> 01:15:00,234 whenever y'all broke up because it was safe. 1560 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,495 You knew I would be there. 1561 01:15:01,495 --> 01:15:03,063 I feel like I wasted my fucking time. 1562 01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,977 'Cause look at you now, you got your man, your house, 1563 01:15:04,977 --> 01:15:07,023 and I'm pushed to the curb, again. 1564 01:15:07,023 --> 01:15:08,634 You have never treated me like a best friend. 1565 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,723 You've treated me like a gay side chick. 1566 01:15:10,723 --> 01:15:14,074 You leaving me and picking him proves exactly that. 1567 01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:17,904 - [ARROW WHOOSHES] - [GROANS] 1568 01:15:23,779 --> 01:15:25,825 - That's a good shot. - That was the last one. 1569 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:29,262 Oh, you're gonna pay for that, bitch. 1570 01:15:29,262 --> 01:15:31,657 - Ooh. - I got you, bitch. Hey! 1571 01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,355 You got the right one today, bitch. 1572 01:15:34,355 --> 01:15:36,400 That's for Morgan and Shawn! 1573 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,793 - This is for King. - His ass. 1574 01:15:37,793 --> 01:15:39,055 - That's what you fucking get. - LISA: Carlton. 1575 01:15:39,055 --> 01:15:41,101 - It's Clifton. - Why the fuck Black women 1576 01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:43,756 gotta save everyone all the God damn time? 1577 01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:45,366 - Get him, girl. - I'm tired. 1578 01:15:45,366 --> 01:15:48,195 I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. 1579 01:15:50,066 --> 01:15:51,720 See, that's why I married a White woman. 1580 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,243 Bitch, and suck my dick! 1581 01:15:53,243 --> 01:15:55,550 You're acting just... I don't think you need to... 1582 01:15:56,899 --> 01:15:58,814 - He good. - Girl, he dead. It's fine. 1583 01:15:58,814 --> 01:15:59,902 Lisa. 1584 01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:19,705 Earlier, did you have something to say 1585 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,271 about my choice in weapons? 1586 01:16:22,185 --> 01:16:24,318 Oh, no. No, no, no. Nnamdi? 1587 01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:26,668 No. No. Hell... Absolutely not. 1588 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,148 Look. 1589 01:16:30,803 --> 01:16:31,804 [CLATTERS] 1590 01:16:33,675 --> 01:16:35,677 Maybe I was a little worked up 1591 01:16:35,677 --> 01:16:38,506 after I realized what my part was 1592 01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:40,334 in what was wrong with us. 1593 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:42,815 I'm sorry I didn't tell you me and Nnamdi were back together. 1594 01:16:43,859 --> 01:16:46,253 - I love you, okay? - I love you, too. 1595 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:53,434 You got guts all over your face, so. 1596 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:59,092 Um, look, I'm sorry for pressuring you to commit 1597 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,702 before you were ready. 1598 01:17:00,702 --> 01:17:02,225 I was worried that if you kept me waiting for so long 1599 01:17:02,225 --> 01:17:03,705 that I was gonna... 1600 01:17:03,705 --> 01:17:05,881 I'm gonna mess up. I love you, all right? 1601 01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:10,407 [GIGGLES] 1602 01:17:12,975 --> 01:17:15,456 Dewayne, I apologize to you, too. 1603 01:17:15,456 --> 01:17:18,111 Yeah, I wasn't a good dude in college. Sorry. 1604 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:19,982 Are y'all for real? Y'all doing this right now? 1605 01:17:19,982 --> 01:17:21,680 Y'all ain't worked out y'all shit yet? 1606 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,333 Didn't you see how long he was talking? 1607 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:24,944 - Why you have to interrupt my apology? - Nigga, it's given 1608 01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:26,467 that there's another motherfucking killer in the woods 1609 01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,382 that we killed. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. 1610 01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:30,079 - Okay, I did not know that. - SHANIKA: Yeah, so, now let's find out 1611 01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,777 who this motherfucker is. 1612 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:34,780 Oh, I can't. Dewayne, look in his pockets. 1613 01:17:36,607 --> 01:17:38,697 Mmm. Player, you got it. This is on you. 1614 01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:40,786 - You two gonna figure it out! - Okay, I'mma do it. Fuck! 1615 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:55,626 Clive Connor. 1616 01:18:04,374 --> 01:18:06,593 This look like the other nigga we saw in the woods. 1617 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,946 Who the fuck are they? 1618 01:18:10,946 --> 01:18:13,732 We found this shit on the other one. Read it. 1619 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,211 Shit. 1620 01:18:15,821 --> 01:18:16,778 They're twins. 1621 01:18:19,563 --> 01:18:22,870 We also found this on him. 1622 01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:25,395 - DEWAYNE: I don't get it. - LISA: Someone must have been paying them. 1623 01:18:25,395 --> 01:18:26,832 DEWAYNE: Yeah, that seems about right. 1624 01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:31,619 They've got all our initials on here, too. 1625 01:18:31,619 --> 01:18:35,231 So, somebody paid these evil racist twins to kill us all. Is that it? 1626 01:18:35,231 --> 01:18:36,450 And this is all we worth? 1627 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:39,279 It's like $1,000. This is offensive. 1628 01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:40,759 Oh, my God. 1629 01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:42,369 We need to get the fuck outta here. 1630 01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:43,892 No, I'm still not going out there. 1631 01:18:43,892 --> 01:18:45,633 Okay, you know what? Why don't we just stay here 1632 01:18:45,633 --> 01:18:46,939 because they've got to come back 1633 01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:48,592 for Ranger White at some point? 1634 01:18:48,592 --> 01:18:50,769 I still need to know what happened to Morgan and Shawn. 1635 01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:53,771 Yeah. Which means that they might still be downstairs. 1636 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,078 Right. He had a whole command center down there, y'all, 1637 01:18:56,078 --> 01:18:58,080 like TVs and everything. We can use that to call for help. 1638 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,734 Y'all are acting real White right now. 1639 01:18:59,734 --> 01:19:01,562 I think we've already proven ourselves. 1640 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,564 If there's someone else down there, we'll handle it. 1641 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:07,133 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stay up here and just keep watch 1642 01:19:08,655 --> 01:19:11,877 with my eyes. Wait. 1643 01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:15,141 I'm sorry. 1644 01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:17,316 When you go down there, take this. 1645 01:19:17,316 --> 01:19:19,493 - Just in case. - Okay, thank you. 1646 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:21,146 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1647 01:19:21,146 --> 01:19:23,889 - Nigga, it's the Adderall. - I'm on Adderall? 1648 01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:25,194 No, baby, you're not on nothing. 1649 01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:26,543 - Okay. - [SHUSHING] 1650 01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:38,425 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1651 01:19:41,253 --> 01:19:43,430 Stop yelling. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. 1652 01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:57,009 I've been thinking, they keep locking the doors on us. 1653 01:19:57,009 --> 01:19:58,706 While we got them unlocked, 1654 01:19:58,706 --> 01:20:00,316 maybe we should prop them open, so they don't keep locking 'em. 1655 01:20:00,316 --> 01:20:02,449 Right. Great idea. Right. 1656 01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,538 I'm just gonna... We just have to... 1657 01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:07,106 - I'm gonna need this one. - Ouch. 1658 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:08,847 Hey, Lisa, he's got a note. 1659 01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:16,071 It says, "You're getting warmer." 1660 01:20:16,071 --> 01:20:17,986 Poor Clifton. 1661 01:20:17,986 --> 01:20:21,423 "Fatal accident claims life of local nurse Lateesha Paine, age 29." 1662 01:20:21,423 --> 01:20:22,948 - What? -"Arrested on the scene, 1663 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:25,776 "Clifton Franklin James 1664 01:20:25,776 --> 01:20:28,170 "was driving under the influence of alcohol and struck Ms. Paine. 1665 01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:30,390 "Mr. James is to be arraigned on manslaughter " 1666 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:31,870 [LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 1667 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:48,756 What the hell did he have to do with this? 1668 01:20:53,804 --> 01:20:55,197 [GASPS] 1669 01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:58,809 - What the fuck? - What the fuck? 1670 01:20:58,809 --> 01:21:00,899 - [INHALES] - [EXCLAIMING] 1671 01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:08,689 No, no, no. 1672 01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:12,519 I got this whole basement riddled with plastic explosives. 1673 01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:16,088 Now, one of you guys move and poof! 1674 01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:18,829 So, if you don't mind, I think I'll give us some privacy. 1675 01:21:21,136 --> 01:21:23,660 Wait! No! Fuck. 1676 01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:27,360 King. Shit. King! They locked them in. 1677 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,796 So, drop your weapons. 1678 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:31,930 Now! 1679 01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:38,327 And big guy, do you mind kicking that over to me? 1680 01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:39,894 The crossbow? Slowly. 1681 01:21:42,244 --> 01:21:43,463 I really appreciate it. 1682 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:46,378 Okay. 1683 01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,075 This is heavy. 1684 01:21:50,731 --> 01:21:51,993 Okay. 1685 01:21:51,993 --> 01:21:54,778 Wait, Clifton, you did all of this, why? 1686 01:21:54,778 --> 01:21:57,259 I would love to answer that question, truly. 1687 01:21:57,259 --> 01:21:58,957 But in order to do that, 1688 01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:00,349 you're gonna have to play my game. 1689 01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:01,829 Hell no. 1690 01:22:01,829 --> 01:22:03,657 No, you don't wanna play? You don't wanna play? 1691 01:22:03,657 --> 01:22:05,398 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Come on. 1692 01:22:05,398 --> 01:22:06,965 Question one. 1693 01:22:08,270 --> 01:22:09,663 Why am I doing this? 1694 01:22:13,188 --> 01:22:14,494 Now, listen, 1695 01:22:14,494 --> 01:22:16,409 you should be familiar with the rules by now. 1696 01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:19,673 It's been a long night. Right answers only. 1697 01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:21,109 But we don't know. 1698 01:22:21,109 --> 01:22:22,718 [IMITATES BUZZER] Wrong answer. 1699 01:22:23,503 --> 01:22:24,634 Shit! 1700 01:22:26,941 --> 01:22:30,771 So, hey, Dewayne, the next one won't miss. 1701 01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:32,686 Gonna ask you just one more time. 1702 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:37,821 Question one, why am I doing this? 1703 01:22:37,821 --> 01:22:40,780 The article about the girl you killed? 1704 01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:44,218 Ding, ding, ding, ding. Good job, Lis. 1705 01:22:44,218 --> 01:22:46,395 Good job. All right. 1706 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:49,745 Per the article, that happened 10 years ago tonight. 1707 01:22:49,745 --> 01:22:51,530 Question two, 1708 01:22:51,530 --> 01:22:55,664 what else happened 10 years ago tonight? 1709 01:22:55,664 --> 01:22:57,885 It was, uh... 1710 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,714 The what? Come on. 1711 01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:03,891 The party. It was the party. It was the Juneteenth party. 1712 01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:05,675 Ding, fucking, ding. 1713 01:23:05,675 --> 01:23:08,374 - I remember you got really drunk. - Okay. 1714 01:23:08,374 --> 01:23:09,852 Lisa and I kept trying to give your ass shots 1715 01:23:09,852 --> 01:23:11,507 but all you wanted to do was fucking play Spades. 1716 01:23:11,507 --> 01:23:12,986 The pot was up to $1,000 that night 1717 01:23:12,986 --> 01:23:14,945 and everybody was acting fucking crazy. 1718 01:23:14,945 --> 01:23:17,512 Yeah, motherfuckers were fucking tripping. 1719 01:23:17,512 --> 01:23:20,821 You know, I was just so excited 1720 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:23,258 to be around people that looked like me. 1721 01:23:23,258 --> 01:23:24,868 And I'll be the first to admit, 1722 01:23:24,868 --> 01:23:28,524 I was never the best dancer, Dewayne, 1723 01:23:28,524 --> 01:23:30,483 or the funniest, Shanika, 1724 01:23:30,483 --> 01:23:33,268 or the best cheater, Nnamdi... Relax. 1725 01:23:34,313 --> 01:23:35,444 Or whatever you do, Lisa. 1726 01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,968 - I'm an attorney. - Congrats. 1727 01:23:37,968 --> 01:23:42,843 But you know, one thing I love more than all that is games. 1728 01:23:42,843 --> 01:23:45,367 Monopoly, chess, checkers, Connect Four, 1729 01:23:45,367 --> 01:23:48,544 whatever you wanna play me in, I'm a monster at it, you know. 1730 01:23:48,544 --> 01:23:51,025 But the one game I could never, 1731 01:23:51,025 --> 01:23:54,463 ever really get a handle on was Spades. 1732 01:23:55,812 --> 01:24:00,120 Because nobody plays Spades in Vermont! 1733 01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:04,691 So, that night I made one honest mistake. 1734 01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:09,304 I thought I was out of clubs. 1735 01:24:09,304 --> 01:24:11,785 Oh, shit. Shit. I remember that. 1736 01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:13,003 You fucked around and you reneged. 1737 01:24:13,003 --> 01:24:14,440 And it could have happened to anybody. 1738 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,832 Not to niggas who know how to play. 1739 01:24:15,832 --> 01:24:17,704 It was an honest mistake! 1740 01:24:21,838 --> 01:24:23,188 - What you doing? - Yes! 1741 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:28,671 Motherfucker. 1742 01:24:28,671 --> 01:24:31,021 Clifton! I thought he was dead. 1743 01:24:31,021 --> 01:24:32,718 I guess he's better at games than we thought. 1744 01:24:32,718 --> 01:24:34,024 It was a simple mistake. 1745 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:38,551 A mistake that you all couldn't let go. 1746 01:24:38,551 --> 01:24:43,816 You turned it into some ultimatum about how Black I was. 1747 01:24:43,816 --> 01:24:47,386 And you laughed at me, and you attacked me 1748 01:24:47,386 --> 01:24:48,691 about my Blackness. 1749 01:24:50,476 --> 01:24:51,955 And then you ruined my life. 1750 01:24:51,955 --> 01:24:54,306 Everyone gets shit over Spades, 1751 01:24:54,306 --> 01:24:56,307 it's not like someone revoked your Black card. 1752 01:24:56,307 --> 01:24:59,572 No, Lisa, you're incorrect. That's exactly what you said. 1753 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,617 Your exact words. I remember. 1754 01:25:01,617 --> 01:25:04,751 You said, "Yeah, nigga, your Black card's revoked." That's what you said. 1755 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:07,405 You know, that tracks. 1756 01:25:07,405 --> 01:25:11,149 You know, I was really honored to be your friend, you know. 1757 01:25:12,193 --> 01:25:13,586 Until you said what you said. 1758 01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,546 And then I became embarrassed, rejected. 1759 01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:19,331 And you know what I did? 1760 01:25:21,245 --> 01:25:24,901 I drank for the first time ever that night, 1761 01:25:24,901 --> 01:25:28,035 and I drove away to escape the ridicule. 1762 01:25:28,035 --> 01:25:32,082 And I didn't see this woman in front of me 1763 01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:37,784 until her body hit my car. 1764 01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:40,830 If he controlling the locks, who was controlling them when he was with us? 1765 01:25:45,095 --> 01:25:47,663 I served 4 years in jail. 1766 01:25:47,663 --> 01:25:49,230 4 years for manslaughter? 1767 01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:51,798 That's like, grad school, man. 1768 01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:56,150 You know, I got a little jealous 1769 01:25:57,412 --> 01:25:58,805 of seeing the lives you were living, 1770 01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:00,414 the amazing lives you were living, 1771 01:26:00,414 --> 01:26:02,678 because my life got taken away. 1772 01:26:02,678 --> 01:26:05,812 Because I wasn't Black enough for you. 1773 01:26:05,812 --> 01:26:09,598 I honestly thought that those redneck twins 1774 01:26:09,598 --> 01:26:14,037 would have gotten the job done, but they didn't. 1775 01:26:14,037 --> 01:26:16,910 I guess cheap labor is cheap for a reason. 1776 01:26:16,910 --> 01:26:18,912 Anyway, I'm gonna kill you guys now, 1777 01:26:18,912 --> 01:26:20,827 and I'm gonna dispose your bodies the same way 1778 01:26:20,827 --> 01:26:24,439 I did Morgan and Shawn's, in the well. 1779 01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:27,660 - Nigga! - Nigga! 1780 01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:28,834 Nigga indeed. 1781 01:26:33,492 --> 01:26:34,709 - Got it. - Yeah. 1782 01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:36,712 Oh, fuck. 1783 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:38,627 Okay. 1784 01:26:40,847 --> 01:26:44,372 - I don't know which one... I don't know which one. - Try that one. 1785 01:26:44,372 --> 01:26:47,157 How about once and for all we find out 1786 01:26:47,157 --> 01:26:50,291 which one of you is the Blackest? 1787 01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:54,468 I'm gonna call this round, Black Sophie's Choice. 1788 01:26:54,468 --> 01:26:57,429 And remember, you brought this on yourselves. 1789 01:26:57,429 --> 01:27:01,259 You know, for a moment, I actually thought 1790 01:27:02,084 --> 01:27:06,133 maybe you changed, maybe, 1791 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:09,528 until you sent me out to die. 1792 01:27:11,834 --> 01:27:14,575 And why? Because I wasn't Black enough? 1793 01:27:14,575 --> 01:27:16,186 It was mainly just the Trump thing. 1794 01:27:16,186 --> 01:27:17,318 Shut up! 1795 01:27:17,318 --> 01:27:21,843 Lisa, pick! Who is the Blackest? 1796 01:27:21,843 --> 01:27:25,413 And remember, the one you choose is gonna die. 1797 01:27:25,413 --> 01:27:27,154 We're not playing your game, you just gonna kill us anyway. 1798 01:27:27,154 --> 01:27:29,199 - So, just do it. - NNAMDI: Fuck your game, bruh. 1799 01:27:29,199 --> 01:27:30,636 I actually think we should keep playing. 1800 01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,072 You know what, I'm with Shanika and Nnamdi. 1801 01:27:32,072 --> 01:27:33,334 At this point, you've been fucking with us 1802 01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:35,205 - this entire night. - That's right. 1803 01:27:35,205 --> 01:27:38,731 So, your non-Black, coon, MAGA ass can kiss 1804 01:27:38,731 --> 01:27:40,167 my Black ass. As a matter of fact... [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1805 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:42,300 - DEWAYNE: Do you trust me? - LISA: With my life. 1806 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,258 DEWAYNE: Okay, then play the game. 1807 01:27:44,258 --> 01:27:45,912 SHANIKA: ...your little ass crossbow. 1808 01:27:45,912 --> 01:27:47,827 I should flick your little ass across this goddamn basement. 1809 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:49,437 Okay, I'll play your game. 1810 01:27:49,437 --> 01:27:51,091 Wait, what? Baby, what? 1811 01:27:51,091 --> 01:27:52,352 Lis, how the fuck you just gon' change your mind like that? 1812 01:27:52,352 --> 01:27:53,572 I'll play your game. 1813 01:27:53,572 --> 01:27:58,271 Yes! Finally, we have a competitor. 1814 01:27:58,271 --> 01:28:00,405 Now, go ahead, choose. 1815 01:28:00,405 --> 01:28:02,145 Which one's the Blackest? 1816 01:28:02,145 --> 01:28:04,495 - I choose myself. - Wait, baby, what? 1817 01:28:04,495 --> 01:28:07,368 What? No, that's not what I... What I said. 1818 01:28:07,368 --> 01:28:09,805 I said choose one of them, one of them. 1819 01:28:09,805 --> 01:28:12,373 Choose one of them! Go! Now! 1820 01:28:12,373 --> 01:28:14,723 Those are the fucking rules, Lisa! Pick! 1821 01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:16,725 DEWAYNE: Psst. Nnamdi. 1822 01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:18,945 - NNAMDI: You talking to me? - DEWAYNE: Yes. 1823 01:28:18,945 --> 01:28:20,642 NNAMDI: Yo, this is trippy. I didn't think 1824 01:28:20,642 --> 01:28:22,122 this mind talking worked for the guys, but go ahead. 1825 01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:24,385 DEWAYNE: I need you to hit him low. 1826 01:28:24,385 --> 01:28:26,039 NNAMDI: Wait a minute. What? 1827 01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:29,216 DEWAYNE: I said hit him low and I'm gonna hit him high. 1828 01:28:29,216 --> 01:28:31,697 Choose one of them! Choose one of 'em! 1829 01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:33,699 Choose one of 'em, Lisa! 1830 01:28:33,699 --> 01:28:36,310 - NNAMDI: He's crazy. Are you sure? - DEWAYNE: Yes, nigga. I'm sure. 1831 01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:37,703 LISA: You heard me, I choose myself. 1832 01:28:37,703 --> 01:28:39,357 - NNAMDI: Okay. - I refuse to play your game. 1833 01:28:42,925 --> 01:28:45,145 DEWAYNE: Wait, did you hear all of that? 1834 01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:46,842 CLIFTON: Yes, motherfucker, I did. 1835 01:28:46,842 --> 01:28:48,235 DEWAYNE: Oh... 1836 01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,106 CLIFTON: You done fucked up now! 1837 01:28:50,846 --> 01:28:52,935 [GULPS] 1838 01:28:52,935 --> 01:28:57,723 You guys just gave away the only thing you had going for you. 1839 01:28:59,507 --> 01:29:01,074 And that was the element of surprise. 1840 01:29:02,336 --> 01:29:04,947 It's fine, Dewayne. It's okay. 1841 01:29:04,947 --> 01:29:09,212 Because luckily, I still have mine. 1842 01:29:11,650 --> 01:29:13,216 No, no, no! 1843 01:29:13,216 --> 01:29:15,001 - Shit! - Oh, my God! 1844 01:29:15,001 --> 01:29:16,742 No, no, let him bleed. 1845 01:29:16,742 --> 01:29:20,006 Let him go! Let him go! 1846 01:29:20,006 --> 01:29:22,704 - Let him bleed. Okay? - Fuck you. 1847 01:29:22,704 --> 01:29:28,493 Lisa, I don't think you've fully grasped the gravity of this situation. 1848 01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:32,497 So, I'm going to repeat myself one last time. 1849 01:29:34,324 --> 01:29:36,762 Which one of your friends is the Blackest? 1850 01:29:40,635 --> 01:29:43,072 I, I... 1851 01:29:43,899 --> 01:29:44,944 You can try two at a time. 1852 01:29:46,859 --> 01:29:48,208 What was that? Hey. 1853 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:50,819 I got... Stay right there. Stay right there! 1854 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:53,909 Oh! No! Oh, my... 1855 01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:56,651 Okay. Time out. 1856 01:29:56,651 --> 01:30:00,002 - What the fuck? - Watch my ear! Let go! 1857 01:30:00,002 --> 01:30:01,177 Shoot him! 1858 01:30:02,003 --> 01:30:03,310 - Shoot who? - Him! 1859 01:30:03,310 --> 01:30:05,225 - Shoot him! - Who's him? 1860 01:30:05,225 --> 01:30:07,096 - Shoot him, Shanika! - Nigga, it's dark! 1861 01:30:07,096 --> 01:30:08,794 - The one on the left. - The one on the right! 1862 01:30:08,794 --> 01:30:10,056 Wait, who's on the right and who's on the left? 1863 01:30:10,056 --> 01:30:11,579 - To the left! - CLIFTON: Your right. 1864 01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,146 - SHANIKA: My right? - DEWAYNE: Your left! 1865 01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:14,800 Dewayne, I don't wanna shoot you. Say something gay. 1866 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,889 Bitch, that is offensive. How fucking dare you? 1867 01:30:16,889 --> 01:30:17,977 Got it! 1868 01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:21,546 You're gay? 1869 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:23,155 - Wait, wait, wait. - What, what? 1870 01:30:23,155 --> 01:30:24,462 KING: I don't know. I can't see anything. 1871 01:30:31,643 --> 01:30:32,687 [EXCLAIMS] 1872 01:30:32,687 --> 01:30:34,689 Yes, motherfucker! Yes. 1873 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:38,911 [CLIFTON SCREAMING] 1874 01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:41,479 [DISTANT SPLASH] 1875 01:30:50,139 --> 01:30:51,880 - Okay, come on, - we fucking did it. - Let's get it! 1876 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,142 [BOTH GROAN IN PAIN] 1877 01:30:53,142 --> 01:30:55,449 - Fuck, wait a minute! Damn! - Fuck. 1878 01:31:00,236 --> 01:31:02,195 [DISTANT SPLASH] 1879 01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:04,370 Ain't that some poetic fucking justice. 1880 01:31:05,241 --> 01:31:08,027 I guess he's not doing too well. 1881 01:31:08,027 --> 01:31:09,593 - Dewayne. - You see what I did there? 1882 01:31:09,593 --> 01:31:10,682 Somebody's dead, nigga. 1883 01:31:10,682 --> 01:31:13,598 - That's a good kick, bruh. - Thanks. 1884 01:31:13,598 --> 01:31:14,599 Told you we'd handle it. 1885 01:31:16,296 --> 01:31:18,516 - There is an arrow, it's okay. - I'm sorry. 1886 01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:27,089 [CLIFTON LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 1887 01:31:37,491 --> 01:31:40,320 We did it. We survived. 1888 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:43,062 - So, what do we do now? - Call the cops? 1889 01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:46,848 [ALL LAUGHING] 1890 01:31:49,982 --> 01:31:50,939 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 1891 01:31:54,029 --> 01:31:55,074 Hey, but for real, though. 1892 01:32:04,170 --> 01:32:05,563 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 1893 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,355 We can always call and act like White women. 1894 01:32:15,355 --> 01:32:17,444 - LISA: Mmm. - [KING GIGGLING] 1895 01:32:17,444 --> 01:32:19,446 When they get here expecting Hannah, Kailey and Kimberley 1896 01:32:19,446 --> 01:32:22,492 and see our Black asses and it's bang, bang, then what? 1897 01:32:22,928 --> 01:32:24,364 You right. 1898 01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:26,801 Any other ideas on how to get help 1899 01:32:26,801 --> 01:32:28,934 without getting shot in the process? 1900 01:32:28,934 --> 01:32:31,937 I got it. I'm a genius. [CHUCKLES] 1901 01:32:41,773 --> 01:32:45,253 So, why did we decide to do this? 1902 01:32:45,253 --> 01:32:48,431 Oh, because firemen won't shoot you. You see? 1903 01:32:48,431 --> 01:32:49,955 It's called beating the system. 1904 01:32:49,955 --> 01:32:51,565 I know I'm high as fuck, 1905 01:32:51,565 --> 01:32:53,132 but, nigga, did you change your clothes? 1906 01:32:53,132 --> 01:32:55,655 Yes, I did! The news might come. We might be on TV. 1907 01:32:55,655 --> 01:32:56,918 - As a highlighter? - [FIRETRUCK SIREN APPROACHING] 1908 01:32:56,918 --> 01:32:58,485 Oh, shit. 1909 01:32:58,485 --> 01:33:00,922 SHANIKA: Dewayne, you was right. Here they come now. 1910 01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:03,446 [ALL GROAN]