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‪我相信这个世界上只有你一个人

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‪是我注定共度余生的对象

3
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‪你愿意嫁给我吗?

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‪我愿意

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‪-是这根手指
‪-对啊

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‪是粉色的

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‪没想到你竟然会向我求婚

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‪我好开心

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‪-太不可思议了
‪-真匪夷所思

10
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‪对啊 哪有人一个月内求婚两次的?

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‪就我一个人

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‪我还以为你会拒绝呢

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‪我想过拒绝的 我应该先说“不愿意”
‪接着说:“开玩笑的”

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‪我相信这是正确的决定

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‪即便很可怕 懂吗?

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‪相信直觉 相信生命

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‪但你最好别再搞砸了

18
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‪我会努力不去搞砸

19
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‪你还没见过我的狗呢

20
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‪也没见过我的猫 你对狗猫过敏

21
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‪-怎么办?
‪-我去打抗过敏针吧

22
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‪看看有没有效

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‪我还得知会家人呢

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‪糟糕 他们一定会问:
‪“等等 你不是被他甩了吗?”

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‪我家人肯定也会很意外

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‪我妈肯定会说:
‪“你终于告别剩女的行列了”

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‪我爸可能也会这么想
‪只是他不会说出口

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‪希望你爸是这么想的吧

29
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‪-你很害怕我爸
‪-对啊

30
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‪很高兴你答应了

31
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‪-我一定很喜欢你了
‪-我知道

32
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‪你是什么时候意识到...我很惊讶

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‪你问我什么时候意识到
‪要向你求婚吗?

34
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‪你是想问这个问题吗?

35
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‪从墨西哥回来见到你以后

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‪我就决定了

37
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‪我早就知道你是那个对的人
‪想起来觉得自己很蠢、很傻

38
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‪但是怎么说呢?

39
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‪这种事可以用
‪“一旦遇见 就是一眼万年”来形容吧

40
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‪对啊 我们在爱巢里交谈期间

41
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‪我也有这种感觉

42
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‪想到就觉得很不可思议
‪你差点就崩溃了

43
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‪对啊 我当时好崩溃

44
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‪但是 兜兜转转

45
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‪我们还是在这艘船上定终身了

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‪对啊

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{\an8}‪我和扎克订婚了 我的人生好奇特

48
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‪我感到既开心又惊讶

49
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‪这种感情就像...

50
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‪说起来我也觉得肉麻
‪从第一次约会开始

51
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‪我就知道他就是那个对的人

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‪我内心深处知道就是他了

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‪虽然我们一路走来磕磕碰碰

54
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‪期间他还跟别人订婚了

55
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‪但我还是觉得他是对的人

56
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‪这句话换成别人说 我会觉得蠢
‪但如今我懂了

57
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‪一旦遇见 就是一眼万年

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‪片名:爱情盲选

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{\an8}‪(距离婚期剩下12天)

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{\an8}‪(蒂芬妮和布雷特)

61
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‪女士 这是你点的菜

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‪谢谢 没事儿

63
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‪-掉了?
‪-天啊

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‪好了 准备开动

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‪无可挑剔

66
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‪亲爱的 为你我在所不惜

67
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‪天啊 你的嘴真甜

68
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‪这就是我爱吃红肉的原因

69
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‪鸡胸肉、白胸肉就还好
‪对不起 我是指白肉

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‪有什么好笑的?

71
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‪-没什么 继续说
‪-怎么了?有什么好笑的?

72
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‪你在笑 有什么好笑的?

73
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‪我也爱吃红肉

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‪好吧

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{\an8}‪(切尔西的狗 洛奇)

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{\an8}‪(夸米 32岁 业务开发经理)

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{\an8}‪嗨 亲爱的

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{\an8}‪亲爱的 你听起来好像工作忙透了

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‪对不起 我迟到了

80
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‪不要紧的 我跟洛奇在一起
‪就像往常一样

81
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‪-慢慢来
‪-谢了 亲爱的 一会儿见

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‪好的 一会儿见

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{\an8}‪我从没认真介绍他们给很多人认识

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{\an8}‪-真的吗?
‪-是的

85
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{\an8}‪你的前男友不多吗?未婚夫不多吗?

86
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{\an8}‪未婚夫不多 认真来说 没有一个

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{\an8}‪是啊

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{\an8}‪-很高兴成为你第一个未婚夫
‪-好的

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‪希望也是最后一个

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‪我爸对整件事有一定的理解了

91
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‪我妈则完全不知道

92
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‪那我们要向她解释整个过程吗?

93
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‪我还没跟她说过我订婚了

94
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‪是时候宣布消息了

95
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‪-但我很紧张
‪-你紧张吗?

96
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‪希望他们见到我后 能够了然于胸

97
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‪认为我就是你要找的人

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‪没错

99
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‪天啊 我好紧张

100
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{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-嗨

101
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{\an8}‪天啊 我好想好想你

102
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‪-你好
‪-嗨 保罗

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‪-你叫保罗吗?保罗
‪-幸会

104
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‪又一个保罗?天啊

105
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‪-嗨 老爸
‪-嗨

106
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‪-天啊
‪-怎么回事?你长高了?

107
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‪-我叫帕特丽莎
‪-帕特丽莎 幸会 我叫保罗

108
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‪这就容易了

109
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‪-我们家里都有一个保罗
‪-坐吧

110
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‪这是保罗买来送你的

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‪谢谢

112
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‪不客气

113
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‪天啊 够了

114
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‪真贴心 谢谢你

115
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‪天啊

116
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‪我还没跟你们说过什么
‪重点是 我们已经订婚了

117
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‪蜜卡!

118
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‪-我爸脸上写满:“搞什么鬼?”
‪-感觉上他不太同意

119
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‪恭喜你们

120
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‪感觉怪怪的
‪我知道当初参加实验前

121
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‪我一度跟你们说

122
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‪我不可能通过这项实验
‪找到想要订婚的对象

123
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‪结果这一切很自然地发生了

124
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‪你们可能不太清楚实验的流程

125
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‪总之我们现阶段同住在一栋联排屋里

126
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‪直到婚礼结束为止

127
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‪好吧

128
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‪说到婚礼 你们到时会不会出席?

129
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‪-什么时候?
‪-几个星期后

130
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‪几个星期后?

131
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‪-是的
‪-那是怎么样的婚礼?

132
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‪跟一般婚礼一样

133
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‪但我希望走华丽复古风
‪集可爱和永恒于一身

134
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‪保罗会配合我的要求

135
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‪-是的 我不难搞
‪-布置他都不理 只负责出席

136
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‪她的品味很好
‪我很放心她策划婚礼和挑选装饰

137
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‪我也打算邀请
‪我们家有意想出席这场婚礼的亲戚

138
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‪到时我的朋友们也会到场

139
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‪这些宾客都认识的
‪像是瑞秋和谢尔比

140
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‪婚后你们打算住在哪里?

141
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‪我目前全时间远程工作
‪我们希望能够住在西雅图

142
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‪婚后可能会搬到他家住

143
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‪他的住所很有趣 我需要重新布置

144
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‪开玩笑的

145
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‪我跟保罗说了 有孩子后
‪我们就要搬到小区居住

146
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‪这样我的家人也能搬过来住

147
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‪没错 她的确说过

148
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‪我在爱巢里也说过这事没得商量
‪到时我家人也会搬来一起住

149
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‪希望如此吧 总要有人帮忙带孩子

150
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‪你们打算生几个孩子?

151
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‪理想的情况是两个

152
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‪我还没准备好要孩子 但是...

153
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‪我希望先把婚姻经营得妥妥当当

154
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‪才来考虑生小孩

155
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‪但很高兴在孩子方面
‪我们的想法都一致

156
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‪他建议 如果生了个儿子
‪就给他取名叫保罗

157
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‪我听了说 中间名叫保罗就可以了
‪其余一概免谈

158
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‪我知道听起来很扯
‪但一切都发生得很快

159
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‪这是摆在眼前的事 但也是事实

160
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‪我们的感情是真的 我们在交往中
‪你们对他还满意吗?

161
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,603
‪-说真话
‪-对我满意还是不满意?

162
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‪他叫保罗 从一开始就对胃了

163
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,940
‪你一出生就对胃了

164
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‪我认为保罗不错
‪很可能是因为他也叫保罗吧

165
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‪我跟他不熟

166
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{\an8}‪他搞不好是个连环杀手也说不定

167
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:19,785
{\an8}‪但我对他的第一印象是我信得过他
‪懂我的意思吗?

168
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‪整个过程怪怪的

169
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,958
‪但我们愿意接纳他们的感情
‪毕竟我们很了解女儿

170
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,793
‪蜜卡做的决定通常不会错

171
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‪我最担心的是蜜卡会受到伤害

172
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‪我没想到这点 但确实有必要担心

173
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‪能够得到你们的同意很重要

174
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‪-真的
‪-你们同意我们结婚吗?

175
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‪瞧他的表情 保罗很开心

176
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‪谢谢你们

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‪现阶段 我和杰奎的感情十分不明朗

178
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,625
‪那晚 她说我需要“硬起来”

179
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{\an8}‪听她说我不是男人 说我还长不大
‪我的感受是...

180
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‪我很难过 因为我很爱很爱这个女孩

181
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‪于是我走了 我住在自己公寓几天

182
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‪我意识到再待下去 我就会爆发了

183
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‪最后我没有爆发 我需要时间静一静

184
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‪事情发展到这个地步
‪我不知道我们处在什么阶段

185
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{\an8}‪(杰奎琳娜 26岁 牙医助理)

186
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‪-你在收拾行李吗?
‪-是的

187
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‪为什么?

188
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‪-我不想再跟你闹下去了
‪-闹什么?

189
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,337
‪你那晚不想坐下好好说话
‪还一走了之

190
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,631
‪那你要我怎么做?

191
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,968
‪把情绪吞下去
‪睡在一个说我“不够男人”的人身边?

192
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,513
‪我从没说过你“不够男人”
‪我只是说你需要积极点

193
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,390
‪老兄 我们都不做爱

194
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,267
‪我们都没做爱

195
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,061
‪那是我的错吗?

196
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:13,107
‪我只是要你做点什么
‪想办法让我进入状况什么的

197
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‪我一直都对你无怨无悔地付出

198
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,572
‪马歇尔 你搞得我偏头痛快发作了
‪我都被你烦死了

199
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:24,326
‪你只在乎你自己的感受和想法
‪我表现得积极主动时...

200
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,746
‪-你都不积极主动
‪-你就把我置于门外

201
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,081
‪-你从来没有主动过
‪-我不是那种人

202
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791
‪那就到此为止吧

203
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,711
‪如果你无法接纳我 我也无话可说了

204
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,920
‪我想对你说的是...

205
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,548
‪我没要你时时刻刻都表现得积极主动

206
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,425
‪那你到底想说什么?

207
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,886
‪-你对谁拍掌?
‪-对你啊

208
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,179
‪不准对我拍掌

209
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,349
‪-你最好改掉这个习惯
‪-我这不就积极了吗?

210
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,185
‪我在试探你 这算不算积极?

211
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,609
{\an8}‪我跟他说 我希望他表现得积极点

212
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,985
{\an8}‪主动点

213
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:01,947
‪搞点气氛 别像个老爷爷似的

214
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,284
‪结果他听了说:“你说的话

215
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,913
‪已经深深印烙在我脑海中
‪这个坎儿我过不去”

216
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:13,542
‪我并没有用恶意的语气重伤他

217
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,337
‪也没有诋毁他的意思 绝对没有

218
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,423
‪老兄 你到底想怎样?

219
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:23,010
‪我想要跟你好好说话
‪我想要把我的心里话说清楚

220
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,430
‪那就请你把你的心里话
‪清清楚楚地说出来

221
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,767
‪我经常吻你、疼爱你

222
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,937
‪这些事我都常做 你为我做过什么?

223
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,939
‪所以我才想不通

224
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:39,151
‪你从来没有主动撩我
‪也没做过让我觉得自己被重视的事

225
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,403
‪杰奎 你要让我有被重视的感觉

226
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,324
‪我让你觉得不被重视?
‪那你为什么还跟我在一起?

227
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,368
‪我把你看作项目 我看出你有潜质

228
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,287
‪我以为你总有一天会理解我的苦心

229
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,497
‪我在等待那一刻的到来

230
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,792
‪-真是难以置信 我是一个项目?
‪-我把你视为一个项目

231
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,709
‪好吧

232
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,753
‪你从没认真谈过恋爱

233
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,798
‪你也说你有时候“情绪无能”

234
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:05,052
‪我以前谈过恋爱
‪我经历过亲密关系 我将你视为...

235
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,097
‪你还是人吗?你当我是木偶吗?
‪当我是傀儡吗?

236
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,391
‪-不是
‪-我去把其他东西收拾好

237
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,644
‪原来我是个他妈的项目

238
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:24,613
‪我气在心头上
‪所以才说了“项目”这个词

239
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,116
‪但我确实从你身上看到无限的潜能

240
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,035
‪我知道我可以成为
‪那个帮助你发挥潜能的人

241
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,913
‪我并不是把你视为项目

242
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,958
‪而是把你视为一个
‪我可以提升和激励的对象

243
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,669
‪我从一开始就跟你说过了

244
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,423
‪这才是真正的婚姻生活

245
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,134
‪这才是一段稳定的感情该有的样貌

246
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,014
‪面对难以沟通的事
‪即便不愿意面对 还是得说清楚

247
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:57,146
‪你很清楚我对你的感情
‪我对你毫无保留

248
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,150
‪我很爱很爱你

249
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,961
‪对不起

250
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,142
‪我不是有意要伤害你的

251
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,500
‪这是我喜欢散步的地方

252
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,169
{\an8}‪我会在这一区边散步边理清思绪

253
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,091
‪这些树都好美 风景也...

254
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,594
‪这一区风景很好 感觉很高级

255
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,638
‪非常适合你吧?

256
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,225
‪-天啊
‪-跟你闹着玩的 亲爱的

257
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,813
{\an8}‪距离婚期不到两个星期
‪我们还有很多问题待解决

258
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,066
‪我有点紧张

259
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,651
‪焦虑

260
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,154
‪不到两星期就要结婚了
‪我们该怎么办?

261
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,158
‪蛋糕怎么办?我还得去挑婚纱呢

262
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,536
‪这些事我不知道怎么策划

263
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:41,250
‪确保所有宾客都能出席

264
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,294
‪这事让我感到很疲倦

265
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,297
‪好吧 一个一个来

266
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,174
‪-好的 对不起
‪-先说蛋糕

267
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,428
‪你不会感到害怕吗?

268
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,013
‪说真的 不会

269
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,597
‪为什么你不会感到害怕?

270
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,724
‪因为是你啊

271
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,147
‪我可以预见有你的未来

272
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:08,277
‪所以我不会感到压力 也毫无疑虑

273
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,321
‪我不觉得我在急着结婚
‪也没感到压力

274
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,159
‪我相信我们所做的决定都不会有问题

275
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,119
‪可以告诉你一件有趣的事吗?

276
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:22,041
‪我姑姑最近跟我说:“你知道吗?

277
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,128
‪你的爷爷奶奶

278
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,339
‪当初认识六个星期后就结婚了

279
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,009
‪婚后还一起生活了六十多年”

280
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,844
‪-天啊
‪-我爷爷...

281
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,972
‪他的皮肤状态非常好

282
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,891
‪就跟你一样

283
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,311
‪天啊 无缝衔接

284
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,522
‪-你的皮肤状态确实很好
‪-真的吗?

285
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,066
‪瞧我 我就像...

286
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,943
‪-我很努力地保养
‪-这边都脱皮了

287
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,488
‪天啊 好开心

288
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,616
‪我对这段感情毫无疑虑 我爱你

289
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,951
‪我也爱你 蒂芬妮

290
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578
‪天啊

291
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,662
‪布雷特

292
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:06,001
‪-你在哭吗?
‪-对啊 这是幸福的眼泪

293
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,212
‪天啊

294
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:12,925
‪真的

295
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,552
‪我们可以的

296
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,319
{\an8}‪(距离婚期剩下11天)

297
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,162
{\an8}‪这些行李箱重达2000公斤左右

298
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,082
‪-不要紧的
‪-当成运动还不错吧

299
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,416
‪好了

300
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,961
‪到了

301
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,590
{\an8}‪过去一个月就像把一年的日子

302
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,301
{\an8}‪浓缩成一个月一样

303
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,512
‪我又回来了 也见到了美乐

304
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,306
‪见面后 一触即发
‪以前有过的感情都在

305
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,724
‪甚至比以前更深切了

306
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,601
‪我们订婚了

307
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:09,064
‪如今我们同居了 与此同时

308
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,276
‪我刚刚搬来西雅图

309
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,654
‪在这里开创法律事务所
‪我在设法平衡工作和生活

310
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,449
‪两星期后就要举行婚礼了
‪压力挺大的

311
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,788
‪-等等 别把行李箱放在床上
‪-天啊 你在折磨我

312
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,751
{\an8}‪行李箱很脏 这是基本守则

313
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,504
‪行李箱不能放在床上

314
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,090
‪-鞋子也不能放在床上
‪-行李箱

315
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,759
‪-上面一点灰尘也没有
‪-胡扯

316
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:42,097
‪结婚是人生大事
‪我在短时间内就决定好了

317
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,142
‪我意识到这点

318
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:51,899
‪其实 做任何决定前
‪我都会用很长时间去考虑

319
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:56,028
‪这种习惯有时候会成为我的阻碍

320
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,072
‪于是我们决定结婚

321
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,200
‪我们决定婚礼照常进行

322
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,161
‪这是因为...

323
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,207
‪我们有信心

324
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,710
‪-我有起床气
‪-是吗?

325
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,298
‪我好像还没跟你说过我设闹钟的习惯

326
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,841
‪天啊

327
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,719
‪可不是吗?

328
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,765
‪如今我们同住一个屋檐下
‪明天我们会有更多领悟

329
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,518
‪到时我们会一起起床
‪懂我的意思吗?

330
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,939
‪-没错
‪-一切都发生得太快了

331
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,733
‪我总觉得我还没消化好

332
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,487
‪我竟然跟一个
‪刚跟别人订过婚的对象订婚了

333
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,156
‪-感觉怪怪的
‪-不要紧的

334
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,910
‪我哭了又哭 不知道眼泪还剩不剩

335
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,704
‪因为你我哭了好久好久

336
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,920
‪对我来说绝对是一项挑战
‪对抗自己的尊严

337
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,091
‪经历这些事都不容易啊

338
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:08,475
‪我心里有一部分不想再见到你了
‪因为很痛苦

339
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,644
‪我理解的

340
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,815
‪但我太爱你了 我对你非常宽容

341
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,985
‪我在试着放下过去
‪我理解自己的决定

342
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:23,573
‪但那种当备胎的感觉还是很难排遣

343
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,995
‪想到我就觉得恶心想吐

344
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,912
‪是啊

345
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,665
‪但你绝对不是备胎

346
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:36,003
‪-我觉得这点还不够清楚
‪-是吗?你认为还不够清楚吗?

347
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,547
‪不够 在第三方看来...

348
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,258
‪-我只想知道你的想法
‪-我知道我比她好就对了

349
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,802
‪-不是的
‪-不是比她好 只是...

350
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,847
‪-有人在抬高自己
‪-你明明就懂我的意思

351
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,015
‪-我懂的
‪-好吧

352
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,685
‪但我想说的是

353
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,855
‪你应该很清楚

354
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,192
‪我完全没有想跟她在一起的意思

355
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,611
‪你当初非娶她不可啊

356
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:02,821
‪那是我见到她以前

357
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,328
‪我当时对你是真心的

358
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,330
‪我当时真的很爱你

359
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,624
‪为什么要说“当时”?

360
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,754
‪因为我是指那个时候
‪现在我当然还爱着你

361
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,716
‪我的意思是

362
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,845
‪我当初跟你有很深厚的感情

363
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,057
‪跟她也有很深厚的感情 我爱过她

364
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,558
‪我爱错了人

365
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,101
‪我没有那个意思...

366
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:36,271
‪我想告诉你 你才是那个正确的选择

367
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,649
‪我知道 但我还是排遣不了
‪我是备胎的感受

368
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,361
‪我懂 但你不是备胎

369
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,738
‪不是 因为我对她完全没有...

370
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:48,033
‪如果我还想跟她在一起
‪那你就是备胎

371
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,535
‪如果我内心有某个部分
‪还想跟她在一起

372
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,537
‪那你就是备胎

373
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,915
‪那我就是退而求其次

374
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,376
‪但我没有那个意思
‪我完全不想跟她在一起

375
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,215
‪你是我的未婚妻 我要娶的人是你

376
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,275
{\an8}‪你要去洗澡了

377
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,444
{\an8}‪是啊

378
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,822
‪要把你洗得干干净净

379
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,492
‪亲爱的 你给狗洗澡过吗?

380
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,661
‪完全没有 不曾

381
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,871
‪你给宝宝洗澡过吗?

382
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:35,831
‪-宝宝?
‪-是的

383
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,165
‪-洗过
‪-那就好

384
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,502
{\an8}‪我好喜欢洛奇 洛奇是一只很乖的狗

385
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,963
{\an8}‪你很喜欢夸米吧?

386
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,633
{\an8}‪它看你的眼神就像看自己爸爸一样

387
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,926
‪我在给它喷水

388
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,887
{\an8}‪-它当然会看我
‪-“救救我”

389
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,851
‪这话什么意思?你明知道它很喜欢你

390
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,604
‪洛奇就像她的孩子一样
‪洛奇就像我已经有的孩子

391
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,734
‪懂我的意思吗?
‪我从来没有过牵绊

392
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,278
‪乖狗狗

393
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029
‪抓住尾巴

394
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,491
‪多挤点沐浴露 要洗屁股了

395
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,910
‪这个步骤交给我

396
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,747
‪我们还在适应中

397
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,503
‪说到孩子和给孩子洗澡

398
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:28,216
‪我从小到大都希望生很多小孩
‪我以前想要六个小孩

399
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,053
‪夸米 我一直很想当妈妈

400
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,807
‪有时候我会想

401
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,728
‪以后我会怎么过?懂吗?

402
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:43,231
‪我理解

403
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:46,276
‪我从没想象过...

404
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,947
‪等年纪大了才当妈妈

405
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,033
‪年纪大当妈妈可不容易

406
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,951
‪你说三年后生小孩 对吗?

407
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,164
‪实话实说 我不...

408
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:04,044
‪我认为我们应该过一阵子二人世界

409
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:11,510
‪说真的 我一直很向往

410
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:17,349
‪以后跟另一半一起到处旅行

411
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:21,686
‪这是个不容忽视的问题
‪毕竟我们要照顾洛奇 对吧?

412
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,272
‪所以不能说走就走

413
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:28,693
‪而且你也得留在西雅图工作

414
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:32,948
‪你的时间不如我这般有弹性

415
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,536
‪我们却已经在考虑...

416
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:44,543
‪要不要在三四年后生小孩了
‪懂我的意思吗?

417
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,753
‪还在还小的时候
‪可以把他们放在前背包里

418
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,257
‪他们动也动不了 他们还是宝宝

419
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,426
‪什么?难道去卡沃
‪还要带着新生宝宝一起晒太阳吗?

420
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,303
‪真的吗?

421
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,973
‪带着小孩到处旅行的大人大有人在

422
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:58,890
‪好吧

423
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,560
‪我们还可以雇用保姆一起旅行

424
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,564
‪-亲爱的 别限制自己
‪-瞧你说得很容易似的

425
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,982
‪相信我吧 我懂

426
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,609
‪-你也知道我的想法了
‪-我不介意让孩子在家学习

427
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,111
‪好吧

428
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:12,988
‪我是认真的

429
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,324
‪我只是要确保我们有时间独处

430
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,952
‪毕竟孩子出生以后

431
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:20,954
‪一切都会改变

432
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,749
‪你到底想不想安定下来?

433
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,297
‪想啊 何乐不为?

434
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,553
‪我也说不上来 我只想知道...

435
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:42,225
‪你给我的感觉就像放弃了以前的自己

436
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,727
‪或是对放弃以往的生活

437
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,479
‪而感到难过

438
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,814
‪我很开...

439
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:52,277
‪我很乐意为了我们而放弃以往的生活

440
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,945
‪很乐意做什么?

441
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,864
‪搬来西雅图

442
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,741
‪然后牺牲你想要的生活吗?

443
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:03,079
‪别扯到那边去
‪我并没有牺牲我想要的生活

444
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,583
‪但我的确是在妥协

445
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,085
‪欢迎加入婚姻生活

446
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,464
‪我理解 亲爱的 只是...

447
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,469
‪说真的 我要妥协的部分

448
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,678
‪其实挺多的

449
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,224
‪我没说这是不对的

450
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,685
‪我只是希望
‪你能顾虑一下我现在的感受

451
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,228
‪我只有这个要求 可以吗?

452
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,897
‪可以

453
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,152
‪好吧

454
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,595
{\an8}‪-你们好
‪-嗨

455
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,849
{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-你们好

456
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,477
{\an8}‪-你好吗?我叫保罗
‪-老兄 你好吗?

457
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,187
{\an8}‪不错

458
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,855
{\an8}‪今天是好闺蜜的生日

459
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:15,819
{\an8}‪我决定带保罗过来
‪介绍他给我所有朋友认识

460
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,946
‪-见过保罗吗?他就是保罗
‪-我叫保罗

461
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:21,616
‪对了 我好像忘了介绍
‪他是我的未婚夫

462
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,368
‪保罗好帅

463
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:28,081
‪只要我好好介绍他
‪那我的朋友们就会喜欢他

464
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,583
‪-干杯
‪-好的 干杯

465
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,544
‪为你们干杯 好吗?

466
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,672
‪-不是 应该为你干杯 生日快乐!
‪-生日快乐!

467
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:36,923
‪也谢谢你们

468
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:45,557
{\an8}‪-你穿得真好看
‪-等等 说真的...

469
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,474
{\an8}‪什么?

470
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,518
{\an8}‪你每晚都能睡在她身边吗?

471
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:51,938
‪想到就觉得很不可思议 我也很开心

472
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:55,900
‪她是个美女 这点无庸置疑
‪你见到她以前

473
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,780
‪只听过她的声音
‪那她哪一点吸引了你?

474
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,699
‪我们从头到尾都有说有笑

475
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,909
‪有时候还会斗嘴 有一次我问她

476
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,579
‪“你觉得人生的意义是什么?”
‪从那以后

477
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,332
‪我就认为那是很明显的预兆

478
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:15,545
‪我是个非常讲究逻辑的人
‪面对她 我只凭直觉

479
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:20,717
‪直觉让我知道我对她的感情
‪当然这一切都值了

480
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,970
‪我不是有意为难你
‪你对这段感情有多认真?

481
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,891
‪我想知道你对她有多认真

482
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,311
‪你问我对她有多认真?我认为...

483
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,735
‪我先说一句 我很少随便找个人约会

484
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,989
‪自然也不会随便找个人订婚

485
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,491
‪没错 可以理解

486
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,367
‪-是吗?
‪-是的

487
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:51,539
‪我认为那是一个预兆
‪我对这段感情非常认真

488
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,374
‪她总能把我批得体无完肤

489
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:58,630
‪我和米凯拉交往的对象
‪都要通过她的考验

490
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:03,259
‪谢尔比曾经单手斩断我以前的感情

491
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:06,429
‪-有几段是我斩断的 不骗你
‪-单手斩断

492
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:09,933
‪因为他们都不是好人 他们都是渣男

493
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:15,396
‪说真的 跟蜜卡约会要有一套功夫

494
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,483
‪-我知道啊
‪-你确定吗?

495
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,860
‪你懂的话可能就不会站在这里了

496
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,112
‪有些话我不得不说

497
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:27,492
‪我知道她是大美女
‪只是对于没见过她的人

498
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,245
‪对于不知道她的长相
‪只听过她说话的人

499
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,539
‪你可能会在脑海中编织某种想象

500
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,207
‪-这是一定的
‪-没错

501
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:39,212
‪你的想象
‪跟她本人的性格和长相接近吗?

502
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,798
‪说来也有趣 可以说像 也可以说不像

503
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:47,554
‪很难解释
‪毕竟整个实验是少有的复杂

504
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,471
‪他是科学家

505
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:51,224
‪-所以他说话总是很冗长...
‪-是的 不好意思

506
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,227
‪说话字字珠玑 对吗?

507
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:57,021
‪感觉怪怪的
‪我不知道该怎么形容我的感受

508
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,607
‪我们都不适应

509
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,527
‪我被吐槽了
‪欢迎来到保罗的吐槽大会

510
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:06,239
‪谢尔比给人的第一印象
‪就是她会突然发飙

511
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,365
‪没错

512
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:08,700
‪她说得对

513
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,328
‪总之我就是会说些刁难人的话

514
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,122
‪加把劲

515
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,875
‪我不是开玩笑的

516
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,964
‪别对我说那种话 我会生气的

517
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,884
‪她很容易生气的

518
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,553
‪不关我的事

519
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,305
‪别这样嘛

520
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,724
‪我也说不上来 我确实不在乎

521
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,313
‪-你应该在乎的
‪-我只在乎你

522
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,821
‪这种态度很糟糕

523
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,491
‪如果你不在乎她说的话
‪那可是很大的问题

524
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,870
‪不是 我当然在乎
‪只是我不会把她的话放在心上

525
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,039
‪你不会把她的话放在心上?

526
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,082
‪我倒认为你应该在意她怎么看你

527
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,335
‪是啊 没错 这是一定的

528
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:07,926
‪总之...

529
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,057
‪我们要喝小杯酒 酒保呢?

530
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:17,560
‪你们慢慢喝吧 我去上一趟厕所

531
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,230
‪蜜卡

532
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,775
‪-怎么了?
‪-你爱他吗?

533
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,110
‪我当然爱他

534
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:31,699
‪怎么说呢?
‪我想这就是找到另一半后的感觉吧?

535
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:34,619
‪这话从我嘴里说出来
‪连我都觉得匪夷所思

536
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,496
‪-我连说...
‪-的确匪夷所思

537
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,248
‪可不是吗?我听了有点想吐

538
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,627
‪可不是吗?
‪有时我也没想到我会说出这种话

539
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,421
‪瞧谢尔比的表情
‪一副“从没听你说过这种话”的表情

540
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,799
‪对啊 我从没听你说过这种话

541
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,676
‪不是的 我很喜欢他

542
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,761
‪可不是吗?他很棒吧?

543
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,474
‪-你不置可否吗?
‪-对啊 她的确不置可否

544
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,892
‪我完全不同意

545
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,522
‪你不同意?完全不同意?

546
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,856
‪完全不同意

547
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,566
‪-你不同意?
‪-不同意

548
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,776
‪你不喜欢他?

549
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,611
‪他特好

550
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:12,865
‪他目前是史上最出色的人

551
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,158
‪你对保罗有什么看法?

552
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,125
‪你就是见不得别人好

553
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,335
‪我不是见不得别人好

554
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:29,882
‪我非常保护蜜卡
‪毕竟她是我最要好的闺蜜

555
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:34,053
‪如果不是我在乎她 就不会处处挑剔

556
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,390
‪感情事我经历过太多了

557
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,351
‪我需要他拿出更多诚意

558
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:42,145
‪我需要更多诚意

559
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,150
‪-你不支持我们在一起?
‪-不支持

560
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:48,985
‪这是真心话吗?

561
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:55,408
‪我只是觉得这不是你值得拥有的感情

562
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:02,707
‪你值得拥有最美好的一切

563
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:06,002
‪你是蜜卡 你值得拥有最好的一切

564
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,883
‪你值得拥于此生最美好的婚礼

565
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,802
‪你值得拥有这一切
‪但这段感情不值得你拥有

566
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,270
‪这段感情不值得

567
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,125
{\an8}‪(距离婚期剩下十天)

568
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,511
{\an8}‪感谢你配合我的生日派对
‪穿上粉色上衣

569
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,430
{\an8}‪-不客气
‪-你真贴心

570
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,350
‪很高兴派对如你所愿般进行了

571
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,894
‪你也如我所愿般出现在我的人生中

572
00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,272
{\an8}‪-最近好吗?
‪-你们好

573
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,735
‪-最近好吗?
‪-天啊

574
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,028
‪美女 秀出来

575
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:17,824
‪最近好吗?我好想你

576
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,326
‪今天是切尔西的生日
‪我们决定聚一聚

577
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,411
‪今天是我的生日!

578
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:23,996
‪很高兴见到大家

579
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,040
‪我们在爱巢期间都相处得很愉快

580
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,543
{\an8}‪今天到场的来宾
‪有很多是我很想见到的人

581
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,712
{\an8}‪了解大家的近况 今晚不醉不归

582
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,089
‪有些话不得不说

583
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,216
‪-说什么?
‪-我很喜欢保罗的衣着风格

584
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,886
‪-这是最近才打造出来的衣着风格
‪-你喜欢的不是保罗的衣着风格

585
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,222
‪-而是我为保罗打造的衣着风格
‪-我懂了

586
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,890
‪保罗是从不讲究衣着风格的

587
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,518
‪你看起来就像个硅谷富豪

588
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,395
‪-你是我的了
‪-懂我的意思吗?

589
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,233
{\an8}‪(乔什 30岁 项目经理)

590
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,401
‪瞧这家伙

591
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,070
‪-等等
‪-等等

592
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,156
‪这是谁啊?

593
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,073
‪乔什·德迈斯!

594
00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:00,616
‪什么?

595
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,618
‪他回来了 最近好吗?

596
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,245
‪我回来了 想念我吗?

597
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:08,916
‪乔什·德迈斯的出现令大伙儿很惊讶

598
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,044
{\an8}‪感觉就像来个剧情大反转

599
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:15,464
{\an8}‪嗨 各位

600
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,508
{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-嗨 你和扎克在一起了!

601
00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:22,138
‪天啊 最近好吗?

602
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,015
‪太不可思议了

603
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,725
‪真稀罕!

604
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,769
‪什么?

605
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,231
‪搞什么 亲爱的?

606
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,483
‪我真为你感到开心

607
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,694
‪-说真的 很不可思议
‪-可不是吗?

608
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,237
‪我不知道自己怎么了

609
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,033
‪看到美乐和扎克同时出现
‪我感到很惊讶

610
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,952
‪-瞧你容光焕发的样子
‪-我真为你感到开心

611
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,245
‪-谢谢
‪-我也是

612
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,915
‪扎克竟然能够跑去追求她

613
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:53,211
‪并成功挽回她 简直是奇迹啊

614
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,213
‪为扎克和美乐干杯

615
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,215
‪祝你们幸福美满

616
00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,508
‪这段删掉

617
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,947
‪天啊 杰奎呢?

618
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,952
‪他单独赴会

619
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,329
‪-小马
‪-最近好吗?

620
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,497
‪小马

621
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,499
‪-今天是你的生日 对吧?
‪-对 没错

622
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,209
‪-生日快乐
‪-谢谢

623
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,836
‪很好 嗨 最近好吗?

624
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,672
‪最近好吗?

625
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,839
‪-美乐?
‪-没错

626
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,549
‪你好吗?

627
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,260
‪-很开心终于见到你了
‪-我也是

628
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,221
‪-你们相处得还好吗?
‪-很好 我们订婚了

629
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,640
‪-我的妈啊 可喜可贺
‪-真的 谢谢

630
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,557
‪原来如此

631
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,811
‪-这是不是回到爱巢里了?
‪-可不是吗?

632
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,438
‪我看到绰号“小坏蛋”的布雷特了

633
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,692
‪-夸米 他是不是小坏蛋?
‪-没错

634
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,694
‪你就爱耍坏

635
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,239
‪你们怎么了?

636
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,491
‪我们起了口角

637
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,080
‪-她在路上了 我们谈妥了
‪-那就好

638
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,542
‪我不知道我们的感情
‪现在处在什么状况

639
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,630
‪-有起有落吧
‪-是的

640
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,465
‪-这是正常的
‪-是啊

641
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,301
‪我们会好起来的

642
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:28,139
‪我懂 我只是希望
‪你可以好好感受一下开心的氛围

643
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,808
‪-振作起来
‪-好的 没问题

644
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,853
‪感受一下大家的爱
‪我们都很支持你们

645
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,564
‪-这家伙有病吗?
‪-我也不清楚

646
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,774
‪这就是我们在爱巢期间
‪天天要面对的情景

647
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,860
‪我刚刚想问:“你是谁啊?”

648
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,153
‪赶紧再把他送回家

649
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,070
‪再把他送回家?

650
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,991
‪你和切尔西相处得还好吗?

651
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,160
‪-很好
‪-你们呢?

652
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,369
‪很好 我很喜欢切尔西

653
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:56,500
‪我相信没有第二个人在身心上
‪能像切尔西这般适合我

654
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,544
‪-我相信是这样的
‪-是啊

655
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,049
‪我最大的烦恼是要改变
‪目前的生活方式

656
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,593
‪-我们的生活方式差异很大
‪-怎么说?

657
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,555
‪她早上7点去上班 晚上7点才到家

658
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:13,351
‪她几乎天天都要上班
‪她家里也有一只狗

659
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,645
‪住在西雅图
‪这些都是我要考量的重点

660
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,399
‪我不介意改变生活方式

661
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:26,197
‪我不介意家里有只狗
‪不介意在家等老婆或未婚妻回来

662
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,824
‪不介意在家准备晚餐

663
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:33,454
‪只是我觉得自己总是妥协的那一方

664
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,750
‪-好的 我理解
‪-知道吗?

665
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,544
‪我不想妥协太多

666
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:46,926
‪但同时也要确保
‪我为维持这段感情所付出的精力

667
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,511
‪不会影响我的身心健康

668
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:52,556
‪而是为让我
‪在接下来10、15和20年内幸福快乐

669
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,518
‪-你要很确定自己想要什么
‪-是的

670
00:39:55,518 --> 00:40:00,398
‪就算事与愿违 你们也能好聚好散

671
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:07,196
‪有时你们在一起的生活
‪不是你们未来想要的人生

672
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,240
‪-也不符合你们对自己未来的想象
‪-是的

673
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,915
‪说真的 在墨西哥期间
‪他们相处得很不愉快

674
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,586
‪扎克很快就想起了你

675
00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,425
‪伊琳娜也很快就对他失去兴趣

676
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:32,388
‪她还对保罗放电
‪我听到很难入耳的事

677
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:36,934
‪从墨西哥回来后 我还找她摊牌了

678
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,981
‪我跟她面对面说清楚
‪我说:“第一 免谈”

679
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:47,736
‪你是她唯一的朋友
‪她完全不跟其他女嘉宾来往

680
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:49,822
‪她很清楚你是她的救命稻草

681
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,700
‪她竟然对你做出这种事
‪也说明了她的为人

682
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,285
‪人都会从学习中成长

683
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,912
‪我希望她也能从学习中成长
‪但她也太可恶了

684
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,622
‪我真替你感到不值

685
00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,957
‪是啊 谢谢

686
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,711
‪跟她摊牌时 我原本打算劈头就开骂

687
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:07,923
‪我想说:“你搞什么鬼?
‪为什么要对保罗毛手毛脚?”

688
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:12,011
‪更重要的是 我跟她说:
‪“事情发展到某个阶段

689
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:16,724
‪你要懂得看情况下定论
‪如果同时有15、30人都对你不满

690
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,017
‪那你就要觉悟了

691
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,810
‪可能有问题的人是你 不是别人”

692
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,645
‪嗨

693
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,646
‪说曹操 曹操到

694
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,027
‪总之...

695
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:32,531
‪你满嘴都是三文鱼味儿 美乐

696
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,910
‪-你好
‪-她喜欢三文鱼味儿

697
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,829
‪-可不是吗?
‪-我去给你们添酒

698
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,332
‪他非常贴心

699
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,542
‪我觉得他是个很真实的人

700
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:44,460
‪没错

701
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,464
‪如果你想跟他结婚
‪我相信你们一定能走下去的

702
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:49,673
‪是啊

703
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:55,095
‪前几个晚上 杰奎跟我说
‪她要我拿出更好的表现

704
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,932
‪她要我表现得更积极主动

705
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:02,353
‪她的意思是
‪她希望我在床上表现得更积极主动

706
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,233
‪例如不断拍打她什么的

707
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,443
‪-但不是真要动手打她 只是她要...
‪-更激烈点

708
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,737
‪但我不是那种人
‪我永远不可能成为那种人

709
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,156
‪她像要的是“有毒的爱情”

710
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,826
‪我遇过这种女人 所以一看就看穿

711
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:22,331
‪我是她们人生中
‪第一个把她们当成人看的男人

712
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,127
‪没想到事情会发展得这么糟糕

713
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,380
‪简直是自我毁灭

714
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,968
‪不容易啊 因为我是真心爱她的

715
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,638
‪从一开始 我们就是好朋友

716
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:41,100
‪很高兴你对我敞开心扉
‪我也跟你聊过心事

717
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:45,980
‪话虽如此 你是个好人 我是知道的
‪你在竭尽所能地维系这段感情

718
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:49,275
‪你努力让她看到
‪跟你在一起的人生是怎么样的

719
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,027
‪你就是你 你就是这种人

720
00:42:52,861 --> 00:42:55,698
‪如果她还没准备好接纳你
‪只能说明她还没准备好

721
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,616
‪她想跟我在一起

722
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994
‪她说打是情骂是爱 她是这么说的

723
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,872
‪但她从没说过她爱我
‪她只说过她在乎我

724
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:09,837
‪如今我进退两难
‪我不知道这种关系意味着什么

725
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:14,341
‪我们两星期后就要结婚了
‪她搞不好会在圣坛上弃我而去

726
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,136
‪-我们参加实验不都是为了结婚吗?
‪-没错

727
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,762
‪我想结婚

728
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,599
‪我希望最后可以走进婚姻

729
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,155
‪嗨 杰奎

730
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,072
‪嗨

731
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,575
‪冷静点 没事的

732
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,452
‪-最近好吗?
‪-很好 你呢?

733
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,703
‪没事的

734
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,038
‪你打扮得好辣

735
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,373
‪-女王
‪-谢谢 这是一定要的

736
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:49,084
‪-我就知道 杰奎
‪-嗨 你好吗?

737
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,046
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

738
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,464
‪你还好吗?

739
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,841
‪-很好 你呢?
‪-我没事

740
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,094
‪要不要穿我的外套?给你吧

741
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,847
‪不要 外套会破坏我的装扮

742
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,308
‪不穿你会感冒的

743
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:08,020
‪不要紧的 你在破坏我的气氛

744
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,813
‪-丫头 穿上吧
‪-马歇尔

745
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:13,484
‪-我有很多...
‪-搞砸我的...

746
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,319
‪-其实很好看
‪-谢了

747
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,279
‪我好期待

748
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,324
‪-你今天真好看
‪-谢了 回头见

749
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:24,411
‪我参加实验是为了寻找真爱
‪结果被搞砸了

750
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,747
‪我当时很爱很爱杰奎

751
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,083
‪我不敢敞开心扉

752
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,419
‪-马歇尔是个好男人
‪-没错

753
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:37,216
‪我没打算回来报复什么的

754
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,593
‪我只是来见朋友的 可是...

755
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,638
‪我要先顾虑马歇尔的感受吗?

756
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,352
‪说真的 是他不顾我的感受

757
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,522
‪这事让我心里很不爽

758
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,316
‪我要去找杰奎说清楚

759
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,152
‪该来的还是会来

760
00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:58,737
‪马歇尔是个好男人

761
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,989
‪但搞事我很在行 狗娘养的

762
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,877
‪-好喝
‪-好喝吧?

763
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:14,920
‪好喝

764
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,965
‪我喜欢 我要来个四五杯

765
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,591
‪-嗨

766
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,219
‪-你好吗?
‪-很好

767
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,345
‪很好

768
00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:25,347
‪见到大家不觉得怪怪的吗?

769
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,932
‪-好奇怪
‪-先听到声音...

770
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,267
‪声音会魅惑人心

771
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,893
‪简直不可思议

772
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,479
‪-对啊 很不可思议
‪-太不可思议了

773
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:33,731
‪你们在聊什么?

774
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,275
‪可是把声音和长相
‪融为一体的感觉挺好的

775
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,610
‪如今我想起来了

776
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,197
‪-真的吗?
‪-真的

777
00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,160
‪你说话会把尾音拉长

778
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,497
‪“对啊 让我瞧瞧你的样子
‪你说什么呢?”

779
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,040
‪我没用过这种语气说话

780
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,500
‪扯谎

781
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,421
‪你说什么呢?我模仿得惟妙惟肖

782
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:03,510
‪他在爱巢里老说:
‪“我是如假包换的美男子”

783
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,553
‪我心想:“天啊”

784
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,346
‪我确实是如假包换的美男子啊

785
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:09,099
‪-谁说的?
‪-我也是个如假包换的侍酒小弟

786
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,727
‪我心想:“行了 大明星 我懂了”

787
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:15,105
‪你们喜欢我吗?我什么事在行

788
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:17,941
‪不错嘛

789
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,821
‪-不行
‪-她扯谎扯惯了

790
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,372
‪最近好吗?你还好吗?

791
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,541
‪很好 一切顺利

792
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,085
‪-我现在是“狗爸”了
‪-是吗?

793
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:40,964
‪每天切尔西下班回来钱
‪我会带洛奇出门散步三次

794
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,382
‪保罗绝对做不到

795
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,469
‪我这边一切顺利

796
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,638
‪那就好 我替你感到高兴

797
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,891
‪刚刚有人问我:
‪“距离婚期越来越近了

798
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,685
‪到时你会说‘我愿意’吗?”
‪我说:“别问这种问题”

799
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:54,895
‪简直就是...

800
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:59,191
‪你是个毫不掩饰的人
‪我们是同一类人

801
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,776
‪-没错
‪-不容易啊

802
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:07,699
‪我和保罗在一起很开心
‪只是偶尔晴时有雨

803
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,870
‪想到婚礼就快来临了

804
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:15,791
‪我心里有一小部分感到恐惧
‪懂我的意思吗?

805
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,837
‪无论我多爱一个人 感觉上...

806
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,004
‪你为什么不确定?

807
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,507
‪你觉得自己做对选择了吗?

808
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,303
‪你可以对我说实话的

809
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,473
‪我感到十分...

810
00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,434
‪不确定 但也充满希望

811
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,352
‪是的

812
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,396
‪我没有反问你的意思 只是...

813
00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:42,609
‪你为什么问我这个问题?

814
00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:44,862
‪你是不是...

815
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,823
‪你是不是有疑虑?

816
00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:57,291
‪切尔西是我可以共度余生的对象

817
00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:01,628
‪我爱她如是
‪但蜜卡在我心中有个特别的位置

818
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:04,423
‪她的位置永远不会变

819
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:08,468
‪我们总能心神领会
‪相处起来毫无压力

820
00:48:08,468 --> 00:48:11,471
‪感受不到那种令人窒息的压力

821
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,932
‪参与这项实验 我们有必要确保

822
00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:19,313
‪没有留下一丝遗憾
‪毕竟我们距离婚期很近了

823
00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:24,026
‪我想到我们进入第一阶段互相认识时

824
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,029
‪一切都显得那么轻松自然

825
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,575
‪没错 我记得你还是我的首选对象呢

826
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,994
‪日复一日 我都有这种感受

827
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,037
‪可不是吗?

828
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:39,499
‪怎么说呢?即便我经历了磕磕碰碰

829
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:44,588
‪我还是很期待跟你谈心
‪这种感受现在还在

830
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,549
‪见到你时 我感到火花四溅

831
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:49,676
‪我们有很多可能性

832
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,512
‪-我在乎你
‪-是的

833
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:56,308
‪我会想起你、担心你 我希望你幸福

834
00:48:56,308 --> 00:49:02,856
‪我十分在乎你 这点跟以前一样

835
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:06,443
‪是啊 我理解的
‪我对你也有相同的感受

836
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:13,659
‪我爱她 这是一定的

837
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,160
‪毫无疑虑

838
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,788
‪站在圣坛上那一刻
‪天晓得会发生什么事?

839
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,039
‪放下一切

840
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,375
‪让她感到自己是特别的存在

841
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,086
‪我想要她知道
‪她在我心中是特别的存在

842
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,170
‪只是万一我付出了

843
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:29,132
‪让她清楚地意识到
‪她在我心中是与众不同的...

844
00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,634
‪结果最后你们走不下去?

845
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,594
‪没错 这就是风险所在

846
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,889
‪-真他妈的 我也说不上来
‪-是啊

847
00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:41,728
‪但我认为那一刻是很重要的
‪我认为值得放手一搏

848
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:45,065
‪有意思 即使受伤
‪曾经爱过也比从来没爱过要好

849
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,858
‪-没错
‪-有意思

850
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:50,278
‪我认为你应该让她知道
‪她在你心中是特别的存在

851
00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:52,948
‪是啊 我懂你的意思了

852
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:59,204
‪我要认清事实
‪并竭尽所能地去实践所有可能性

853
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:02,916
‪我要承认她在我心中是特别的存在
‪我是真心爱她的

854
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:06,378
‪-我要彻底传达出来
‪-我认为你有这个必要

855
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:10,048
‪感谢你提供的意见
‪我听了以后 获益匪浅

856
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:10,966
‪好的

857
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:14,094
{\an8}‪好了

858
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,388
‪我们到了 好吧

859
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,851
‪天啊 你们好

860
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,520
‪我的妈啊 老兄
‪情况只有更糟 没有最糟

861
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,148
{\an8}‪嗨!

862
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:28,525
‪搞什么鬼?

863
00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,320
‪我和安珀在爱巢里最后一次交谈时

864
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,865
‪我们都感到十分难受

865
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:40,370
‪感觉就像她单方面被甩了
‪双方分手撕破了脸

866
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,747
‪我要脱掉外套了

867
00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:42,998
‪脱掉吧 丫头

868
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:46,585
‪见到她本人 在我看来 她是美女

869
00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:50,464
‪但我和蜜卡的感情是真实的
‪我们也真心相爱

870
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:55,469
‪所以我会竭尽所能地避免跟她碰头

871
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,637
‪现阶段没必要冒这种险

872
00:50:59,014 --> 00:50:59,973
‪你喜欢我

873
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,522
‪扎克 可以帮我们开始唱吗?

874
00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:18,116
‪祝你生日快乐

875
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:24,706
‪祝你生日快乐 亲爱的切尔西

876
00:51:24,706 --> 00:51:29,419
‪祝你生日快乐

877
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,173
‪太好了

878
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:43,975
‪我懂的

879
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,478
‪我懂的

880
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:49,481
‪杰奎已经决定了

881
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,398
‪是的

882
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:53,693
‪我们都爱上了同一个人

883
00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:55,570
‪我们也有过芥蒂

884
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,197
‪是啊

885
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,616
‪真他妈的
‪我们到现在还在提同一个女人

886
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,662
‪乔什这个人完全得不到我的尊重

887
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:07,332
‪我竭尽所能地把这个男人赶出这座岛

888
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:09,251
‪结果他还是找到办法回来了

889
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,502
‪他还真有脸?

890
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,754
‪总之就这样吧

891
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,507
‪我是你们的第三者

892
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:16,967
‪天啊

893
00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:19,928
‪如果你能把她从我身边抢走

894
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:21,012
‪那我也会把她让给你

895
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:21,930
‪不行 老兄

896
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,182
‪-别用这种表情看我 臭小子
‪-哪种表情?

897
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,725
‪我爱你 老兄

898
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,146
‪-真的
‪-谢谢

899
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,273
‪-懂我的意思吗?
‪-懂啊

900
00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,233
‪-你赢得好
‪-谢谢

901
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:34,985
‪别为了爱情而伤了友情

902
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:37,028
‪绝对不会 有必要吗?

903
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,157
‪-我也说不上来 你说呢?
‪-怎么说?

904
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,951
‪怎么老说些有的没的?

905
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,453
‪-我说的不是废话
‪-好吧

906
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:47,122
‪那我们没问题吧?

907
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,957
‪-当然没问题
‪-没什么的

908
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,333
‪天啊

909
00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:58,049
‪真他妈的

910
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,093
‪刚刚发生了什么鸟事?

911
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:09,436
‪-为杰奎干杯
‪-为我一个人干杯

912
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,481
‪杰奎 说真的
‪你的心情如何?感受如何?

913
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,192
‪我身心俱疲

914
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,113
‪你是不是意识到你们个性上有差异

915
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,449
‪导致小事渐渐积累成大事?

916
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,534
‪丫头 你在打官腔

917
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,039
‪你在用官腔套话 想要干涉我的私事

918
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,501
‪-真不可思议
‪-是啊

919
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,921
‪-你们介意我...
‪-你压根不理解我们聊什么

920
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,006
‪你压根就不理解我们经历了什么

921
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,800
‪我可以私下跟杰奎聊聊吗?

922
00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:42,594
‪-好啊
‪-可以吗?

923
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:43,762
‪-杰奎的表情...
‪-可以

924
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,847
‪-等等
‪-你要打我的屁股吗?

925
00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:47,891
‪我没有那个意思
‪我不知道是什么情况

926
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,895
‪-我应该坐在这边才对 最近好吗?
‪-很好 你好

927
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,980
‪你好吗?

928
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,315
‪你还好吗?

929
00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,444
‪很意外我会过来找你攀谈吗?

930
00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:01,238
‪很意外

931
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,449
‪少来了 你压根就没感到意外

932
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,660
‪-我没想到你会走前来
‪-为什么?

933
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,662
‪自以为很帅

934
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,623
‪-怎么说?
‪-你自以为很帅

935
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:14,084
‪你选了一个神级的爱哭鬼

936
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,382
‪实不相瞒

937
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,802
‪马歇尔见人就哭

938
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,723
‪从第一天到最后一天都在哭

939
00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:33,186
‪在爱巢里跟你交谈期间
‪我从头到尾毫无掩饰

940
00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,898
‪我也觉得你从头到尾都很真实

941
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:40,986
‪我只是没想到你会爱上那个臭小子

942
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,614
‪-看那边
‪-我知道

943
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:47,158
‪-我对他的行为反感
‪-我知道

944
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,828
‪-他们想要私下聊聊
‪-我知道

945
00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,289
‪我们无法控制别人的感受

946
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:58,336
‪看到自己真心在乎的人跟别人在一起
‪感觉怪怪的

947
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:03,800
‪-你真的在乎我吗?
‪-当然了

948
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,469
‪这是无庸置疑的

949
00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,430
‪后来我让自己陷入...

950
00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:12,767
‪只怪我把别人的心情看得比自己重要

951
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:19,482
‪回到家后 我转念一想:
‪“我才认识这位仁兄几个星期

952
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:22,027
‪这个小妞是我想认识一辈子的人”

953
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:25,530
‪乔什 我认为...

954
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,575
‪你大可把我说的话告诉马歇尔
‪我无所谓

955
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,744
‪老兄 你在干涉我的私事

956
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,080
‪干涉你的私事又怎么样?

957
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,667
‪想象一下

958
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,044
‪你爱上一个人

959
00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:42,130
‪却因为种种事而无法把心意告诉对方

960
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,382
‪听你说这番话 我感到很惊讶

961
00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,885
‪毕竟在爱巢里时 我们都没交过心

962
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,970
‪-没有吗?
‪-印象中没有

963
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,306
‪-我们没交过心
‪-别告诉我...

964
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,725
‪我们交过心 跟彼此分享过真心话

965
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,518
‪我认为我们...

966
00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:58,688
‪-我没印象
‪-好吧

967
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,065
‪如果没过心

968
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:03,860
‪那我们当时怎么会有说不完的话题?

969
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:09,491
‪我们有过感情
‪但你很少跟我交心 你没有敞开心扉

970
00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:14,037
‪在灯光没照到的地方
‪在摄影机没拍摄的时候

971
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,539
‪过去的事我都无所谓了

972
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:22,462
‪如果你打算走上婚礼的圣坛
‪对着马歇尔说:“我愿意”

973
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,922
‪那随你去 我懒理

974
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:26,883
‪懂我的意思吗?
‪我懒理 我才不鸟你们

975
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:30,970
‪但要我带着
‪没跟你告白的遗憾离开这里

976
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:34,599
‪那我算什么男人?

977
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,437
‪感谢你把感受告诉我
‪感谢你对我坦诚相告

978
00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:41,731
‪你要嫁人 随你去

979
00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:48,988
‪但如果无法将心比心
‪你真要嫁给对方吗?

980
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:50,740
‪选我吧

981
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:55,203
‪你真的想嫁给他吗?

982
00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:29,654
‪-我给你准备了礼物
‪-天啊

983
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:33,825
‪我知道我是爱你的
‪也知道我们对生活的向往是一致的

984
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:37,495
‪我很笃定你就是那个对的人

985
00:57:37,495 --> 00:57:38,788
‪我为我们感到骄傲

986
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:41,541
‪-闭上眼睛
‪-天啊

987
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:48,047
‪我可以预见自己穿上这件婚纱
‪踏上红毯 走向我的丈夫

988
00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,757
‪我对你一心一意

989
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:53,219
‪如果你妈不同意
‪你还会对我说“我愿意”吗?

990
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:57,849
‪你知道你很快乐 但别欺骗自己

991
00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,058
‪我爱他 很明显吧?

992
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:00,560
‪-看不出来吗?
‪-好吧

993
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,769
‪-看不出来吗?
‪-你开心就好

994
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:03,021
‪你在担心什么?

995
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:05,523
‪我们的父母都离过婚

996
00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,400
‪我不想有一丝不安

997
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,236
‪你要改变想法 我也无法说什么

998
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:13,364
‪失去你是我最大的遗憾
‪我是真心爱你的

999
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,617
‪我想要跟你在一起

1000
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,370
‪乔什也后 别人也罢 我要知道答案

1001
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:21,080
‪你是个很贴心的人

1002
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,418
‪好好爱我就可以了

1003
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,670
‪这是人生一大抉择

1004
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,340
‪我不知道他会怎么说

1005
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,382
‪我感到压力很大

1006
00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:35,428
‪比起用心思考 我更常用理智思考
‪对此我感到很愧疚

1007
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:36,554
‪这是前所未有的局面

1008
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,764
‪请起立

1009
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:41,309
‪娶到你是他莫大的福气 要勇于争取

1010
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:42,936
‪天啊

1011
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:46,397
‪如今是时候验证爱情是不是盲目的了

1012
00:58:46,397 --> 00:58:48,983
‪我还是让你先回答吧

1013
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:52,362
‪这是我唯一能为你做的事

1014
00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:35,029
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