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‪我認為世上沒有人...

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‪比妳更注定要跟我在一起

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‪妳願意嫁給我嗎?

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‪我願意

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‪-是這根
‪-對

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‪是粉紅色

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‪你竟然做出這種事

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‪我好興奮

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‪-真是瘋了
‪-這太瘋狂了

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‪對,誰會在一個月內求婚兩次?

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‪就只有我

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‪我真的認為妳可能會說不願意

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‪我想過,我應該說不願意
‪然後說:“開玩笑的”

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‪但我真的覺得這是對的

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‪儘管可怕,你知道嗎?

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‪相信直覺、相信人生

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‪但你最好別再搞砸了

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‪我會努力不搞砸

19
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‪你還沒見到我的狗呢

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‪或我的小貓,而你對貓狗過敏

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‪-我們該怎麼辦?
‪-我會打過敏針

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‪看看有沒有用

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‪這下我得告訴我的家人了

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‪糟糕,“等等,我以為他甩了妳”

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‪對,我的家人也會有點驚訝

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‪我媽會說:“妳終於不是剩女了”

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‪我爸可能也會這麼想
‪但他不會說出來

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‪希望妳爸是這麼想的

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‪-你很怕我爸
‪-對

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‪我很高興妳答應了

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‪-我一定很喜歡你
‪-我知道

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‪所以你是什麼時候...什麼...我很震驚

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‪我什麼時候知道我要求婚?

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‪妳問的是這個嗎?

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‪我們從墨西哥回來
‪我一見到妳就知道了

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‪我知道

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‪我在你知道之前就知道了
‪感覺很蠢,我覺得好蠢

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‪但我不知道

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‪我覺得這就是所謂的知道就是知道

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‪對,我們在愛巢時

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‪我也感受到了

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‪想想這有多誇張,妳差點就到不了

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‪我真的...對,我病得很重

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‪然而我們還是...

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‪在最後來到這艘船上

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‪對

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{\an8}‪我跟查克訂婚了,我的人生很怪

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‪這件事既刺激又令人震驚...

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‪這件事說起來...

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‪我這麼說感覺很俗
‪但我覺得我知道他是我的靈魂伴侶

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‪從我們第一次約會就知道了

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‪我覺得我的靈魂深處知道這是對的

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‪所以就算發生了這麼多離譜的事

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‪他也和別人訂婚過

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‪我感覺這是對的

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‪我覺得說這種話很蠢,但我現在懂了

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‪知道就是知道

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‪盲婚試愛

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{\an8}‪(婚禮前12天)

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{\an8}‪(蒂芬妮和布瑞特)

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‪來,小姐

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‪謝謝,糟糕,還是可以用

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‪-掉下去了?
‪-天啊

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‪好,來吧

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‪太完美了

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‪我願意為妳做任何事,親愛的

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‪天啊,你太貼心了

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‪這就是我喜歡深色肉的原因

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‪不管是雞胸肉,白胸...
‪不好意思,白肉

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‪什麼事這麼好笑?

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‪-沒什麼,繼續說
‪-幹嘛?什麼事這麼好笑?

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‪不,妳在笑,什麼事這麼好笑?

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‪我也喜歡深色的肉

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‪好

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{\an8}‪(洛奇,雀兒喜的狗)

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{\an8}‪(夸米,32歲,銷售開發經理)

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{\an8}‪嗨,寶貝

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{\an8}‪嘿,寶貝,妳聽起來像工作忙翻了

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‪對不起,對,我要遲到了

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‪沒事,我跟小洛在一起,跟平常一樣

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‪-妳慢慢來
‪-謝謝,寶貝

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‪-好,再見
‪-再見

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{\an8}‪我沒有把他們介紹給很多人認識

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{\an8}‪-真的嗎?
‪-沒有

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{\an8}‪沒幾個男朋友?沒幾個未婚夫?

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{\an8}‪沒幾個未婚夫,準確來說是零

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{\an8}‪對

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{\an8}‪-我很高興能當第一個
‪-對

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‪希望我是最後一個

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‪我想我爸了解來龍去脈

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‪但我媽完全不知道

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‪所以我們要跟她說明整件事?

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‪我還沒跟她說我訂婚了,所以...

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‪宣布消息吧

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‪-但我很緊張
‪-你緊張嗎?

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‪我希望他們看到我時能理解

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‪他們會覺得:“這就是她尋覓的人”

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‪對

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‪天啊,我好緊張

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{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-嘿

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{\an8}‪天啊,我好想妳

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‪-你好
‪-嘿,保羅

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‪-保羅?保羅
‪-幸會

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‪又一個保羅?搞什麼?

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‪-嗨,爸
‪-嘿

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‪-天啊
‪-搞什麼?妳長高了嗎?

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‪-小翠
‪-小翠,幸會,保羅

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‪對,那樣會很簡單

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‪-我們都有保羅
‪-坐吧

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‪這是保羅要給妳的花

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‪謝謝

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‪不客氣

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‪天啊,好了

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‪真好,謝謝

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‪天啊

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‪我什麼都還沒跟你們說
‪但我們訂婚了

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‪麥卡

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‪-我爸的表情是:“搞什麼?”
‪-他一副不太確定的樣子

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‪恭喜

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‪對,這很怪,我知道我去參加時

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‪我有跟你們說過

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‪我才不可能認識讓我想訂婚的人

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‪但事情自然而然發生了

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‪我不知道你們是否知道運作方式

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‪但基本上我們一起入住連棟房屋

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‪我們會在那裡住到結婚當天

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‪好

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‪說到婚禮,你們想來嗎?

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‪-什麼時候?
‪-兩週後

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‪兩週後?

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‪-對
‪-你們要辦什麼風格的婚禮?

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‪就是一場正常的婚禮

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‪我要復古、華麗、美麗、永恆

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‪保羅會跟進

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‪-對,我很好說話
‪-他無所謂,人出現就好

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‪她的品味很好
‪所以我相信她能打點婚禮和挑選物件

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‪只要有親戚想來,我都會邀請

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‪我也會邀請朋友出席

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‪你們認識,瑞秋、雪兒碧會出席

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‪你們要住在哪裡?

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‪其實我完全遠距工作
‪我們可能會住在這裡

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‪我們可能會搬進他家

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‪他家很有意思,我需要重新裝潢

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‪開玩笑的

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‪對,我跟保羅說過等我們生小孩後

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‪就得有社區大樓給我的家人住

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‪對,她是這麼說過

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‪我在愛巢裡跟他說這件事沒得商量
‪我的家人也會過去

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‪希望是,有人得幫忙帶小孩

150
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‪你們想生幾個小孩?

151
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‪我覺得理想上是兩個

152
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‪我現在還沒準備好要生小孩
‪但我想要...

153
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‪美好的婚姻生活

154
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‪再考慮生小孩

155
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‪但我們很高興
‪我們對生小孩的事有共識

156
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‪他說:“如果我們生了兒子
‪就得取名保羅”

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‪我說:“我會考慮中間名”
‪最多就是這樣

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‪我知道聽起來很誇張
‪進展真的很神速吧?

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‪無可否認,但這絕對是真的

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‪這是真的,我們也會結婚
‪你們喜歡他嗎?

161
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,603
‪-老實說
‪-大拇指是往上還往下?

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‪他是保羅,從一開始就過關了

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‪你生下來就過關了

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00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,861
‪我對保羅有好感
‪可能是因為他是保羅

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‪我不認識他

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{\an8}‪他有可能是殺人魔

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{\an8}‪但我對他的第一印象是我信任他
‪懂我的意思嗎?

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‪這整件事很奇怪

169
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‪但我們會接受,因為我們了解女兒

170
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‪麥卡通常都會搞定

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‪我最擔心的是麥卡會傷心

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‪我沒想過這一點,但沒錯,顯然是

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‪你們能贊成對我來說意義重大

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‪-真的
‪-你們贊成嗎?

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‪看看那傢伙的臉,保羅很快樂

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‪謝謝你們

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‪此時此刻,我跟潔姬的感情前景黯淡

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‪前天晚上,她說我得果斷一點

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{\an8}‪她讓我感覺不開心,她那時說

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{\an8}‪我不是男人,我沒做男人該做的事

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‪那很傷人,因為我真的愛她

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‪所以我離開了,我回去住我家

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‪我很清楚我當時可能會爆炸

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‪但我沒有,我需要時間冷靜

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‪現在我們過來了
‪我不知道我們是什麼情形

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{\an8}‪(潔姬琳娜,26歲,牙醫助理)

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‪-妳在收拾行李?
‪-對

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‪為什麼?

189
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‪-我才不要跟你玩遊戲
‪-我們在玩什麼遊戲?

190
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‪你連坐下來談都不想
‪你說:“我要閃了”

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‪我還能怎麼辦?

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‪憋著情緒
‪睡在說我不夠男人的人身邊?

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‪我從沒說過你不夠男人
‪我只是說你要更強悍

194
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,390
‪我們不做愛

195
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,267
‪我們不做愛

196
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‪那要算到我頭上?

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‪我只是說,做點什麼
‪試著讓我有心情什麼的

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‪我一直很支持妳

199
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,572
‪馬歇爾,你會害我偏頭痛
‪因為你太討厭了

200
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‪妳的感受和想法永遠擺第一
‪然後我強悍起來後...

201
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,746
‪-然後你就不強悍了
‪-就被妳打槍

202
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,081
‪-你從來就不強悍
‪-那不是我的本性

203
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791
‪好,那就這樣吧

204
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,711
‪如果妳不能接受我這樣
‪我不知道要跟妳說什麼了

205
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,920
‪我現在跟妳說的是...

206
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,548
‪我不是要你一直都很強悍

207
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,425
‪所以妳要跟我說什麼?

208
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,886
‪-你在對誰拍掌?
‪-妳啊,當妳的面

209
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,179
‪別對我拍掌

210
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,349
‪-你最好給我解決
‪-我這不就是強悍嗎?

211
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,185
‪我在測試妳,這不就是強悍嗎?

212
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,609
{\an8}‪我跟他說,我希望他更強悍一點

213
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,985
{\an8}‪果斷一點

214
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‪改一改,這樣我們才不會像老爺爺

215
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,284
‪然後他說:“妳對我說這種話

216
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,913
‪刻進我的腦海,我放不掉”

217
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:15,085
‪我說這話
‪根本就沒有貶損或中傷他的意思

218
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,337
‪才沒有

219
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,423
‪你想要怎樣?

220
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:23,010
‪我想談談,我想把我的話說清楚

221
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,430
‪說你要說的話吧,麻煩說清楚

222
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,767
‪都是我在親妳,都是我在磨蹭妳

223
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,937
‪這些都是我做的,妳為我做了什麼?

224
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,939
‪所以我才搞不清楚

225
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:39,151
‪妳完全沒撩我
‪也沒讓我覺得自己特別什麼的

226
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,403
‪讓我有特別的感覺吧,潔姬

227
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,324
‪我沒給你特別的感覺?
‪那你幹嘛還跟我在一起?

228
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,368
‪我把妳當成專案,我看到潛力

229
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,287
‪我以為妳會適時接納我

230
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,497
‪我一直在等

231
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,792
‪-太狂了,我是專案?
‪-我把妳當成專案

232
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‪好

233
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,753
‪妳沒有談過真正的感情

234
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,798
‪妳也說自己有時候會拒人於千里之外

235
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:05,052
‪我談過感情,我有這種經驗
‪所以我把妳當成...

236
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,097
‪你是操偶師嗎?我是木偶嗎?

237
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,391
‪-不是
‪-我要拿剩下的東西

238
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,644
‪我是他媽的專案...

239
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:24,613
‪我說“專案”是一時情緒激動

240
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,116
‪但我看到的是妳有無限的潛力

241
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,035
‪我知道我可以讓妳展露潛力

242
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,913
‪我沒有把妳當成專案來看

243
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,958
‪我認為我能讓妳奮發向上

244
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,669
‪我從一開始就跟妳說了

245
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,423
‪婚姻就是這樣

246
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,134
‪認真談感情就是這樣

247
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,014
‪就算我們不想,也要好好談

248
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:57,146
‪妳很清楚我對妳的感覺,我毫無保留

249
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,150
‪我他媽的愛妳

250
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,961
‪對不起

251
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,142
‪我無意傷害你

252
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,500
‪我喜歡來這裡散步

253
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,169
{\an8}‪這是我釐清思緒的地方

254
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,091
‪樹木很美,山明水秀...

255
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,594
‪看來是不錯的...中產角落

256
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,638
‪很適合你吧?

257
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,225
‪-哇
‪-我得鬧你,寶貝

258
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,813
{\an8}‪距離婚禮不到兩週
‪我們還有很多事要搞定

259
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,066
‪我有點緊張

260
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,651
‪焦慮

261
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,154
‪距離婚禮不到兩週了
‪我們該怎麼辦?

262
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,158
‪蛋糕的事要怎麼辦?我還得挑婚紗

263
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,536
‪我不會規劃這些事

264
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:41,250
‪我想光是邀請賓客出席

265
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,294
‪都讓我有點吃不消

266
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,297
‪好吧,我們來一一解決

267
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,174
‪-對,抱歉
‪-蛋糕

268
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,428
‪所以這件事不讓你害怕嗎?

269
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,013
‪老實說,沒有

270
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,597
‪你為什麼不害怕?

271
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,724
‪因為妳的關係

272
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,147
‪我清楚看到有妳的未來

273
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:08,277
‪所以我沒感覺到壓力
‪我沒有任何懷疑

274
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,321
‪我不覺得我是衝動行事
‪我沒感覺到壓力

275
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,159
‪我相信不管我們怎麼做都會很棒

276
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,119
‪我能跟你說件有趣的事嗎?

277
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:22,041
‪我阿姨最近跟我說:“妳知道

278
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,128
‪妳的爺爺跟奶奶

279
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,339
‪認識六星期就結婚了”

280
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,009
‪“而他們在一起60多年了”

281
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,844
‪-哇
‪-我的爺爺

282
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,972
‪他的膚況超好

283
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,891
‪就像你一樣

284
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,311
‪好,妳很會偷渡

285
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,522
‪-你的膚況真的很好
‪-真的嗎?

286
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,066
‪你有看到我嗎?我...

287
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,943
‪-我認真保養
‪-我這裡在脫皮

288
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,488
‪天啊,感覺真好

289
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,616
‪我全心投入,我愛你

290
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,951
‪我也愛妳,蒂芬妮

291
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578
‪天啊

292
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,662
‪布瑞特

293
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:06,001
‪-妳要哭了嗎?
‪-這是喜極而泣

294
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,212
‪天啊

295
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:12,925
‪呦

296
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,552
‪我們會成功的

297
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,319
{\an8}‪(婚禮前11天)

298
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,162
{\an8}‪每件行李都重死人

299
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,082
‪-沒關係
‪-好,這是很好的運動吧?

300
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,416
‪好

301
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,961
‪來吧

302
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,590
{\an8}‪過去這個月就像一整年...

303
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,301
{\an8}‪濃縮成一個月

304
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,512
‪我回來後見到布莉絲

305
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,306
‪我立刻感受到我們在愛巢的感情

306
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,724
‪感覺更強烈了

307
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,601
‪我們訂婚了

308
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:09,064
‪現在我要跟她一起住,而同時間...

309
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,986
‪我才剛搬到西雅圖
‪想自己開設律師事務所

310
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,654
‪所以我得顧及這件事

311
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,449
‪我還得在兩週內辦婚禮
‪所以事情很多

312
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,788
‪-等等,別把這個放在床上
‪-天啊,真受不了妳

313
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,751
{\an8}‪很髒,看吧,這是基本規則

314
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,504
‪別把行李放在床上

315
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,090
‪-別把鞋子放在床上
‪-行李箱

316
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,759
‪-連一點泥土都沒有
‪-才怪

317
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:42,097
‪我在短時間內做出重大的決定

318
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,142
‪我知道

319
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:51,899
‪其實,我做任何決定都會想很久

320
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:56,028
‪有時反倒對自己不好

321
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,072
‪所以我們決定我們想這麼做

322
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,200
‪我們要舉行婚禮

323
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,161
‪我覺得那是因為...

324
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,207
‪我們感覺到了

325
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,710
‪-我在早上很暴躁
‪-是嗎?

326
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,298
‪我不知道我有沒有跟你說過
‪我設鬧鐘的事

327
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,841
‪天啊

328
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,719
‪對,我知道

329
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,765
‪我們搬來這裡一起住
‪我想明天會有更多衝擊

330
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,518
‪一起醒來...你懂我的意思嗎?

331
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,939
‪-對
‪-一切像旋風一樣

332
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,733
‪對,我覺得我來不及消化

333
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,487
‪我跟不久前跟別人訂婚的人訂婚了

334
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,156
‪-對,有點怪
‪-沒關係

335
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,910
‪我一直哭
‪我真的不知道我還有沒有眼淚了

336
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,704
‪我想我永遠不會再為你哭了

337
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,920
‪這對我來說絕對是挑戰
‪要對抗我的自尊...

338
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,091
‪過程很煎熬

339
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:08,475
‪一部分的我不想再理你了
‪因為那很傷人

340
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,644
‪我懂...

341
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,815
‪但我很愛你,我也不太跟你計較

342
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,985
‪我試著放下,我也能理解

343
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:23,573
‪但我有時還是會擔心自己是備胎

344
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,995
‪那很噁心,讓我作嘔

345
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,912
‪對

346
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,665
‪但妳很清楚不是

347
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:36,003
‪-我不覺得那很清楚
‪-是嗎?妳真的不清楚嗎?

348
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,547
‪對,從第三方的角度...

349
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,258
‪-我問的是妳
‪-我知道我比她好

350
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,802
‪-不
‪-不是比較好,而是我知道...

351
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,847
‪-這是自負
‪-你知道我在說什麼

352
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,015
‪-我懂
‪-好

353
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,685
‪但我的意思是...

354
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,855
‪我想妳清楚知道

355
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,192
‪我一點也不想跟她在一起

356
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,611
‪你之前整個想跟她結婚

357
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:02,821
‪那是在我見到她之前

358
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,328
‪我對妳是真愛

359
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,330
‪我真的愛過妳

360
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,624
‪你為什麼用過去式?

361
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,754
‪因為我說的是過去
‪我顯然還是很愛妳

362
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,716
‪但我的意思是

363
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,845
‪我有強烈的連結

364
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,057
‪我和她也有過強烈的連結
‪我確實愛過她

365
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,558
‪我愛我以為的那個她

366
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,101
‪我不是說我會...

367
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:36,271
‪我一直要表達的是,妳是正確的選擇

368
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:39,649
‪對,但我對這件事的感受
‪並沒有因此消失

369
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,361
‪對,我懂,但這不代表妳是備胎

370
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,738
‪沒有,因為沒有...

371
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:48,033
‪如果我還想跟她在一起
‪妳才會是備胎

372
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,535
‪或有一部分的我覺得
‪“真希望我能跟她在一起”

373
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,537
‪那才會讓妳成為備胎

374
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,915
‪那就是:“好吧,妳只是屈就”

375
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,376
‪不,我完全不想跟她在一起

376
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,215
‪妳是我的未婚妻,我打算跟妳結婚

377
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,275
{\an8}‪你要去洗澡

378
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,444
{\an8}‪對

379
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,822
‪你會洗乾淨的

380
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,492
‪寶貝,你有幫狗洗澡過嗎?

381
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,661
‪差得遠了,從來沒有

382
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,871
‪你有幫寶寶洗澡過嗎?

383
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:35,831
‪-寶寶?
‪-對

384
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,165
‪-有
‪-好

385
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,502
{\an8}‪我愛洛奇,洛奇是很棒的狗

386
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,963
{\an8}‪你愛阿夸吧?

387
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,633
{\an8}‪看牠把你當爸爸看的樣子

388
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,926
‪我在替牠沖水

389
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,887
{\an8}‪-牠當然要看著我
‪-救救我

390
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,851
‪那是什麼意思?牠愛你,你知道

391
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,604
‪洛奇就像她的小孩
‪現在我有洛奇這個小孩了

392
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,734
‪懂我的意思嗎?我想我沒有過牽絆

393
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,278
‪好乖

394
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029
‪洗牠的尾巴

395
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,491
‪一定要加強,得幫牠洗屁股

396
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,910
‪這個部分交給我

397
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,747
‪我們還在調整

398
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,503
‪說到小孩和替嬰兒洗澡

399
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:28,216
‪我一直想要很多孩子
‪我小時候曾經想要六個孩子

400
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,053
‪我一直想當媽媽,阿夸

401
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,807
‪有時候我會想說

402
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,728
‪“我何時才能生小孩?”

403
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:43,231
‪我了解

404
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:46,276
‪我從沒想過自己...

405
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,947
‪是高齡產婦或...

406
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,033
‪那樣會很辛苦

407
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,951
‪你說三年後可以嗎?

408
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,164
‪我要跟妳老實說,我不...

409
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:04,044
‪我覺得我們得有兩人的開心時光

410
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:11,510
‪我不否認,我常常想著...

411
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:17,349
‪跟伴侶一起生活、環遊世界,而...

412
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:21,686
‪這樣確實有問題
‪因為我們現在有洛奇,對吧?

413
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,272
‪我們不能說走就走

414
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:28,693
‪妳的工作也在西雅圖

415
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:32,948
‪不像我有彈性

416
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,536
‪除此之外...

417
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:44,543
‪我們考慮在三、四年後生小孩
‪妳懂我的意思嗎?

418
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,753
‪寶寶小的時候,可以塞胸前袋

419
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,257
‪他們很乖,在寶寶時期

420
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,426
‪我們去卡波度假時
‪要帶著新生兒一起做日光浴?

421
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,303
‪妳知道嗎?

422
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,973
‪一天到晚有人帶著小孩旅行

423
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:58,890
‪好

424
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,560
‪我們可以請一個隨身保姆

425
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,564
‪-寶貝,辦法可多了
‪-妳說得輕鬆容易

426
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,982
‪相信我,我懂

427
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,609
‪-妳知道我的想法
‪-我可以在家教小孩

428
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,111
‪好

429
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:12,988
‪真的

430
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,324
‪只是要確保我們有時間獨處

431
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,952
‪因為孩子出世後

432
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:20,954
‪情況就不一樣了

433
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,749
‪你想定下來嗎?

434
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,297
‪想啊,幹嘛不想?

435
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,553
‪我不知道,我只是想問...

436
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:42,225
‪你似乎得拋下部分的自己

437
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,727
‪或是你不捨得

438
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,479
‪拋開這種生活方式

439
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,814
‪我很...

440
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:52,277
‪我一直都願意為我們這麼做

441
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,945
‪願意做什麼?

442
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,864
‪搬到西雅圖

443
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,741
‪犧牲你想要的生活?

444
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:03,079
‪別往那裡去
‪我沒有犧牲我想要的生活

445
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,583
‪但我在妥協

446
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,085
‪歡迎進入婚姻

447
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,464
‪我了解,寶貝,但...

448
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:18,678
‪如果要坦白說
‪我這邊做了很大的妥協

449
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,224
‪我沒說這樣有問題

450
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,685
‪我只是說:“考慮一下我現在的感受”

451
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,228
‪這是我唯一的要求,可以嗎?

452
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,897
‪我考慮了

453
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,152
‪好

454
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,595
{\an8}‪-哈囉
‪-嘿

455
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,849
{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-你們好嗎?

456
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,477
{\an8}‪-怎麼樣?我是保羅
‪-你好嗎,兄弟?

457
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,187
{\an8}‪不錯

458
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,855
{\an8}‪今天是我閨蜜的生日

459
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:15,819
{\an8}‪我帶保羅來,介紹他給我的朋友認識

460
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,946
‪-妳見過保羅了嗎?這是保羅
‪-保羅

461
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:21,616
‪對了,這是我的未婚夫
‪我好像忘了提

462
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,368
‪保羅看起來像可口

463
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:28,081
‪只要我能好好介紹他
‪也許我的朋友會喜歡他

464
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,583
‪-乾杯
‪-好,乾杯

465
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,544
‪-生日快樂
‪-敬你們

466
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,672
‪-敬妳才對!生日快樂
‪-生日快樂

467
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:36,923
‪但也謝謝妳

468
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:45,557
{\an8}‪-妳的衣服好漂亮
‪-來說現實層面...

469
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,474
{\an8}‪什麼?

470
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,518
{\an8}‪你每晚都能睡在她身邊嗎?

471
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:51,938
‪太誇張了...我喜歡

472
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:55,900
‪在真正見到她之前...
‪她的漂亮不在話下

473
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,780
‪你之前只聽到她的聲音
‪她哪裡吸引你?

474
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,699
‪我們會一直笑

475
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,909
‪說笑時,我會說

476
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,579
‪“妳覺得人生的意義是什麼?”
‪就是在那之後

477
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,332
‪對我來說,那是顯然的事

478
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:16,588
‪我會說,我是講究邏輯的人
‪但我對她是憑直覺

479
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:20,717
‪以及我的感覺,事情顯然成功了

480
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,970
‪我不是要讓你當場尷尬
‪但你有多認真?

481
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,891
‪我得知道你有多認真

482
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,311
‪我有多認真?我想...

483
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,735
‪首先,我不會隨便約會

484
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,989
‪我也絕對不會隨便訂婚

485
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,491
‪對,可以理解

486
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,367
‪-我說:“你不會嗎?”
‪-對

487
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:51,539
‪所以我想這表示我很認真

488
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,374
‪她是我最嚴厲的朋友

489
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:58,630
‪我的交往對象都要過她和米凱拉那關

490
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:03,259
‪因為雪兒碧曾經隻手斬斷我的戀情

491
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:06,429
‪-有幾次,我沒開玩笑
‪-隻手斬斷

492
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:09,933
‪因為他們不是好人,他們很爛

493
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:15,396
‪顯然,跟麥卡交往需要技巧

494
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,483
‪-我知道...
‪-你確定嗎?

495
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,860
‪如果你知道,現在還會在這裡嗎?

496
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:23,112
‪所以我得說一下

497
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,948
‪我知道她有多漂亮

498
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:30,245
‪但對沒看過她外表、光聽她說話的人

499
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,539
‪你會腦補

500
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,207
‪-顯然如此
‪-對

501
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:39,212
‪但你想的和她的內外在接近嗎?

502
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,798
‪很奇怪,因為是也不是

503
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:47,554
‪這很難解釋
‪這場實驗和整個體驗怪異複雜

504
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,471
‪他是科學家

505
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:51,224
‪-所以他才會咬文嚼字...
‪-對,對不起

506
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,227
‪整個口齒伶俐,對

507
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:57,021
‪很怪,我不知道我是什麼感覺

508
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,607
‪我們不習慣

509
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,527
‪我被拷問起來了,歡迎拷問保羅

510
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:06,239
‪雪兒碧給人強烈的第一印象

511
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,365
‪對啊,我是說...

512
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:08,700
‪她沒說錯

513
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,328
‪不管怎樣,我都會有不好聽的話要講

514
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,122
‪跟上了

515
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,875
‪但我是認真的

516
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,964
‪別對我說這種話,我會生氣的

517
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,884
‪她很容易生氣

518
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,553
‪我是說,我不能說我在乎

519
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,305
‪別這樣

520
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,724
‪我不知道,我是不在乎

521
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,313
‪-你應該要
‪-我喜歡的是妳

522
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,821
‪那是最糟糕的態度

523
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,491
‪如果你不在乎她的意見
‪那問題就大了

524
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,870
‪不,我當然在乎,但我不會走心

525
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,039
‪你不把她的意見當一回事嗎?

526
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,082
‪但你應該要在乎她對你的感想

527
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,335
‪對,這是真的,當然

528
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:07,926
‪總之

529
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,057
‪我們需要一口酒,調酒師呢?

530
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:17,560
‪我想妳們喝吧,我要去洗手間

531
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,230
‪麥卡

532
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,775
‪-什麼事?
‪-妳愛他嗎?

533
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,110
‪對,百分百

534
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:31,699
‪我不知道
‪我想找到另一半時就是這種感覺吧

535
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:34,619
‪從我嘴裡說出來很誇張

536
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,496
‪-我說不出口...
‪-聽起來確實誇張

537
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,248
‪對,我知道,那讓我覺得有點噁心

538
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,627
‪我知道,我不知道
‪我能說出這種話,有時候...

539
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,421
‪看雪兒碧的表情:“我沒聽過...”

540
00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,799
‪我知道,我從沒聽妳這麼說過

541
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,676
‪不,我真的很喜歡他

542
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,761
‪我知道,他很棒吧?

543
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,474
‪-妳不確定
‪-對,她真的不確定

544
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,892
‪我完全不支持

545
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,522
‪妳一點都不支持?

546
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,856
‪一點也不支持

547
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,566
‪-妳不支持?
‪-不支持

548
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,776
‪妳不喜歡他?

549
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,611
‪他人很好

550
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:12,865
‪他是最棒的男人...目前是

551
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,158
‪妳們覺得保羅怎麼樣?

552
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,125
‪妳是酸民

553
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,335
‪我不是酸民

554
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:29,882
‪我是最保護麥卡的人
‪因為她是我在世上最好的朋友

555
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:34,053
‪我永遠不會因為我對她的感覺
‪就不去懷疑

556
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,390
‪我一直力挺她

557
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,351
‪我想我需要他表現更好

558
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:42,145
‪我需要他表現更好

559
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,150
‪-妳不喜歡嗎?
‪-不喜歡

560
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:48,985
‪妳是認真的嗎?

561
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:55,408
‪我只是覺得這不是妳的緣分

562
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:02,707
‪妳注定要擁有最好的一切

563
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:06,002
‪妳是麥卡,我認為妳值得

564
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,883
‪妳注定要擁有此生最棒的婚禮

565
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,802
‪妳注定要擁有這一切,而這不是

566
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,270
‪這不是

567
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,125
{\an8}‪(婚禮前10天)

568
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,511
{\an8}‪謝謝你在我的生日時穿粉紅色

569
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,430
{\an8}‪-不客氣
‪-你很貼心

570
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,350
‪對,我很高興結果能按照妳的意思

571
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,894
‪你按照我的意思出來了

572
00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,272
{\an8}‪-怎麼樣?
‪-哈囉

573
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,735
‪-怎麼樣?你好嗎?
‪-我的天啊

574
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,028
‪讚,妹子,讚

575
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:17,824
‪妳好嗎?我好想妳

576
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,326
‪今天是雀兒喜的生日,大家要聚會

577
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,411
‪今天是我的生日

578
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:23,996
‪我很高興見到大家

579
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,040
‪我們在愛巢共度美好的時光

580
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,543
{\an8}‪我想見見我想念的這些人

581
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,712
{\an8}‪看看大家過得如何
‪所以今晚是慶祝活動

582
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,089
‪我只是得說

583
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,216
‪-怎麼了?
‪-我很欣賞保羅的造型

584
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,886
‪-這是最近才打造的
‪-不,妳不喜歡保羅的造型

585
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,222
‪-妳喜歡我對保羅的造型
‪-好吧

586
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,890
‪保羅沒有造型

587
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,518
‪你看起來像矽谷新貴

588
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,395
‪-你是我的
‪-你知道我在說什麼嗎?

589
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,233
{\an8}‪(賈許,30歲,專案工程師)

590
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,401
‪看看這傢伙

591
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,070
‪-等等
‪-等等

592
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,156
‪這是誰?

593
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,073
‪賈許迪馬斯

594
00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:00,616
‪什麼?

595
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,618
‪他回來了,怎麼會?

596
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,245
‪我回來了,懂嗎?

597
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:08,916
‪看到賈許迪讓人驚訝

598
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,044
{\an8}‪就像劇情的終極轉折

599
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:15,464
{\an8}‪大家好

600
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,508
{\an8}‪-嘿
‪-天啊,妳的洋裝

601
00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:22,138
‪天啊,妳還好嗎?

602
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,015
‪真的很狂

603
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,725
‪這機率也太低了吧

604
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,769
‪什麼?

605
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,231
‪搞什麼,寶貝?

606
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,483
‪我太替妳高興了

607
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,694
‪-真的很狂
‪-我知道

608
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,237
‪我不知道自己在做什麼

609
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,033
‪看到布莉絲和查克讓我好震驚

610
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,952
‪-妳容光煥發
‪-我不能再開心了

611
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,245
‪-謝謝
‪-對啊

612
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,915
‪他能追她

613
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:53,211
‪讓她回到他身邊真的很神奇

614
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,213
‪敬查克和布莉絲

615
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,215
‪祝你們一切順利

616
00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,508
‪刪掉吧

617
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,947
‪天啊,潔姬在哪裡?

618
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,952
‪他一個人來...

619
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,329
‪-馬歇
‪-怎麼樣?

620
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,497
‪馬歇

621
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,499
‪-今天是妳的生日?
‪-今天是我的生日

622
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,209
‪-生日快樂
‪-謝謝

623
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,836
‪不客氣,怎麼樣?

624
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,672
‪怎麼樣?

625
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,839
‪-布莉絲?
‪-對

626
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,549
‪怎麼樣?嘿

627
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,260
‪-很高興終於見到妳
‪-我也是

628
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,221
‪-你們都好嗎?
‪-對,我們很好,我們訂婚了

629
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,640
‪-哇靠,恭喜
‪-對啊,謝謝

630
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,557
‪太棒了

631
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,811
‪-嘿,我們回到愛巢了嗎?
‪-就是說啊

632
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,982
‪我看到壞壞布了,嘿,夸米

633
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:57,692
‪-這是壞壞布嗎?
‪-對

634
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,694
‪你說:“我在壞壞”

635
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,239
‪怎麼回事?

636
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,491
‪我們吵架了

637
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,080
‪-她在路上了,我們談過了
‪-好

638
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,542
‪但我不知道我們之後會如何

639
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,630
‪-會起起伏伏
‪-沒錯,對

640
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,465
‪-那很正常
‪-對

641
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,301
‪我們會沒事的

642
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:28,139
‪我知道,我只希望你能感染一些能量

643
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,808
‪-振作精神
‪-對,當然

644
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,853
‪感受團體的愛,我們都支持你們

645
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,897
‪-這傢伙是怎麼回事?
‪-我不知道

646
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,774
‪我們之前每天都得面對這種事

647
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,860
‪我說:“你是哪位?”

648
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,153
‪讓他再打道回府吧

649
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,070
‪再一次

650
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,991
‪你和雀兒喜怎麼樣?

651
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,160
‪-我們很好
‪-是喔?

652
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,369
‪對,我愛她

653
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:54,123
‪我不認為有誰的內在與外在

654
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,500
‪比雀兒喜更適合我

655
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,544
‪-我認為是這樣,妳知道嗎?
‪-對

656
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,049
‪我最大的疑慮是改變生活方式

657
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,593
‪-我們的生活方式很不一樣
‪-怎麼說?

658
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,555
‪好,她七點到七點要上班

659
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:13,351
‪一週多數時間都在那裡,她有一隻狗

660
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,645
‪她住在西雅圖,有些事要考慮

661
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,399
‪我不介意轉換成那種生活方式

662
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:26,197
‪我不介意家裡有狗
‪等我太太或未婚妻

663
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,824
‪在家準備晚餐

664
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:33,454
‪但我覺得我好像很容易妥協

665
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,750
‪-好,對,我懂你
‪-妳知道嗎?

666
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,544
‪我不想做這麼做

667
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,296
‪但我也想確定

668
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:48,511
‪我投入這麼多精力想搞定是健康的事

669
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:52,556
‪也能在未來10到20年讓我快樂

670
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,518
‪-你得確定自己想要什麼
‪-對

671
00:39:55,518 --> 00:40:00,398
‪就算不是,也不會讓彼此變成壞人

672
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:07,196
‪有時候
‪你們的人生與未來的目標並不一致

673
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,240
‪-未來的展望也是
‪-對

674
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,915
‪墨西哥真的是一團亂

675
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,586
‪查克很快就想著妳了

676
00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,425
‪我知道她很快就對他沒興趣了

677
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:32,388
‪她還撩起保羅,我聽到很糟糕的事

678
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:36,934
‪墨西哥行之後,我還跟她談過

679
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,981
‪我找她坐下來談
‪我說:“首先...不行”

680
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:47,736
‪她只有妳這個朋友
‪她讓大家都排擠她

681
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:49,822
‪她知道,我當時很挺她

682
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,700
‪她對妳做出這種事
‪由此可見她的為人

683
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,285
‪每個人都能成長和學習

684
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,912
‪我希望她能如此,但那樣太糟糕了

685
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,622
‪很遺憾她做出這種事

686
00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,957
‪對,感謝

687
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,711
‪我找她談時,我開門見山

688
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:07,923
‪我想說:“搞什麼?
‪妳為什麼要對保羅做出這種事?”

689
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,968
‪更重要的是,我說
‪“愛瑞娜,到了某個時候

690
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:15,139
‪妳得識相點,在場的15、30人

691
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,017
‪對妳有同樣的感覺,妳得適時搞清楚

692
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,810
‪也許問題在於妳,不在大家”

693
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,645
‪嗨

694
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,646
‪他來了

695
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,027
‪總之

696
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:32,531
‪滿嘴鮭魚,布莉絲

697
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,910
‪-哈囉
‪-她喜歡鮭魚的味道

698
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,829
‪-我知道
‪-我去幫妳們加飲料

699
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,332
‪他真的很貼心

700
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,542
‪我覺得他是個真心的人

701
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:44,460
‪他是

702
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,464
‪如果妳想跟他在一起,我覺得行得通

703
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:49,673
‪對

704
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:55,095
‪前天晚上,潔姬說她對我想要更多

705
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,932
‪她要我強悍一點

706
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:02,353
‪她的意思是她希望我在臥房裡強悍點

707
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,233
‪她要人欺負她

708
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,443
‪-不是肢體上的,而是...
‪-要鬧

709
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,737
‪我不是這種人,我永遠不會這樣

710
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,156
‪她想要負面的愛

711
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,826
‪我看得出來,因為我碰過這種女人

712
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:22,331
‪我是她們的人生中
‪第一個把她們當人看的男人

713
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,127
‪我沒想到情況會這麼糟

714
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,380
‪這種自我摧殘

715
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,968
‪我很難熬,因為我真的愛她

716
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,638
‪我覺得你我從一開始就處得很好

717
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:41,100
‪謝謝你對我敞開心胸
‪我也有對你敞開心胸

718
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:45,980
‪話雖如此,你是好男人
‪我知道你是,你很努力

719
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:49,275
‪你想讓她知道
‪跟你在一起生活有什麼可能性

720
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,027
‪這就是你的為人與目標

721
00:42:52,861 --> 00:42:55,698
‪如果她還沒準備好
‪那她就是沒準備好

722
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,616
‪她想跟我在一起

723
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994
‪她會拚命釣我,她是這麼說的

724
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,872
‪她從沒跟我說過她愛我
‪她說她在乎我

725
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:09,837
‪現在我進退兩難
‪因為我不知道那是什麼意思

726
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:14,341
‪我們再過兩週就要舉辦婚禮
‪我可能會被丟下

727
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,136
‪-我們都是來結婚的,對吧?
‪-對

728
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,762
‪我想結婚

729
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,599
‪我想以結婚收場

730
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,155
‪潔姬,哈囉

731
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,072
‪嗨

732
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,575
‪保持冷靜,你沒問題

733
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,452
‪-妳好嗎?
‪-很好,妳好嗎?

734
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,703
‪你可以的

735
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,038
‪妳好辣

736
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,373
‪-很霸氣
‪-謝謝,一定要的

737
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:49,084
‪-我已經知道了,潔姬
‪-嗨,妳好嗎?

738
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,046
‪-嗨
‪-嘿

739
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,464
‪你好嗎?

740
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,841
‪-很好,妳好嗎?
‪-我沒事

741
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,094
‪妳想穿我的外套嗎?來

742
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,847
‪不要,因為這會毀了我的造型

743
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,308
‪但妳不能感冒

744
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:08,020
‪我不會有事的
‪不要,你毀了我的氣場

745
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,813
‪-穿上吧
‪-馬歇爾

746
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:13,484
‪-我有很多...
‪-這毀了我的...

747
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,319
‪-其實妳這樣很好看
‪-謝謝

748
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,279
‪我好興奮

749
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,324
‪-妳很漂亮
‪-謝謝,再見

750
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:24,411
‪我來這裡是為了尋找愛情
‪而我被惡整了

751
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,747
‪我當時很愛潔姬

752
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,083
‪我不敢豁出去

753
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,419
‪-馬歇爾是很棒的人
‪-他是

754
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:37,216
‪我不是回來整他的

755
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,593
‪我只是來看看朋友,可是...

756
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,638
‪我把馬歇爾看得比我的感受重要嗎?

757
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,352
‪我真的覺得
‪他把自己看得比我的感受重要

758
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,522
‪這一直在啃噬我的內心

759
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,316
‪我要找潔姬說清楚

760
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,152
‪該來的就會來

761
00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:58,737
‪馬歇爾是好人

762
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,989
‪但我很會製造混亂,混蛋

763
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,877
‪-好喝
‪-很好喝吧?

764
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:14,920
‪這很好喝

765
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,965
‪我喜歡,我要喝四、五杯

766
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,591
‪-嗨
‪-怎麼樣?

767
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,219
‪-你好嗎?
‪-我很好

768
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,345
‪很好

769
00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:25,347
‪跟大家見面不是很怪嗎?

770
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,932
‪-好怪
‪-聽到聲音...

771
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,267
‪聲音,真的太屌了

772
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,893
‪太狂了

773
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,479
‪-我知道,很狂
‪-太狂了

774
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:33,731
‪妳們在喝什麼?

775
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,275
‪可是把聲音和臉連在一起很酷

776
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,610
‪比如我現在就想起來了

777
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,197
‪-是嗎?
‪-對

778
00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,160
‪因為你說話會拖長音

779
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,497
‪對,讓我看看妳的長相
‪妳在說什麼?

780
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,040
‪他沒有這樣說過話

781
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,500
‪騙人

782
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,421
‪妳在說什麼?我...我很真

783
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,134
‪在愛巢,他說

784
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,553
‪“我是通過認證的情聖”
‪我都快昏倒了

785
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,346
‪我是啊,我是通過認證的情聖

786
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:09,099
‪-是誰認證你的?
‪-我是通過認證的龍舌蘭男孩

787
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,727
‪我說:“好吧,德瑞克,我了解”

788
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:15,105
‪懂嗎?我什麼都通過認證

789
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:17,941
‪我喜歡...

790
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,821
‪-沒有
‪-她鬼扯

791
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,372
‪一切都好嗎?你好嗎?

792
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,541
‪很好,其實一切都很好

793
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,085
‪-我現在是狗爸爸了
‪-是嗎?

794
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:40,964
‪對,我每天在雀兒喜回家前
‪要遛洛奇三次

795
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,382
‪保羅才不可能

796
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,469
‪情況很好,我是說...

797
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,638
‪很好,我很開心

798
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,891
‪今晚有人問我:“你婚禮的日子近了”

799
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,685
‪“你會說願意嗎?”
‪我說:“別問我了”

800
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:54,895
‪那很...

801
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:59,191
‪我覺得你很真誠
‪因為我們的感覺一樣

802
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,776
‪-對
‪-很辛苦

803
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:07,699
‪我和保羅在一起很快樂
‪但也不是只有美好燦爛

804
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,870
‪想到婚禮的日子近了

805
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:15,791
‪有一小部分的我很驚慌
‪妳懂我的意思嗎?

806
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,837
‪不管我對一個人的感覺多有把握...

807
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,004
‪怎麼會不慌?

808
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,507
‪妳覺得妳做的選擇是對的嗎?

809
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,303
‪妳可以老實跟我說

810
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,473
‪我覺得我很...

811
00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,434
‪不確定,但懷抱希望

812
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,352
‪對

813
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,397
‪-我不是要反問,但...
‪-好

814
00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:42,609
‪你為什麼會想問這個?

815
00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:44,862
‪你...

816
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,823
‪你覺得你持質疑態度嗎?

817
00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:57,291
‪我覺得雀兒喜是我能共度餘生的人

818
00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:01,628
‪我喜歡她的個性
‪但麥卡在我的心中有特殊的地位

819
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:04,423
‪她永遠都會

820
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:08,468
‪我們的往來很順暢,沒有壓力

821
00:48:08,468 --> 00:48:11,471
‪肩頭上沒有太大的壓力

822
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:15,934
‪而面對這場實驗
‪你想確保你沒有遺漏

823
00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:19,313
‪我們的大喜之日在即

824
00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:24,026
‪我在想,我們在一開始
‪彼此認識了解時

825
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,029
‪情況輕鬆自然

826
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,575
‪百分之百
‪我記得你是我的第一個人選

827
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,994
‪每天都是

828
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,037
‪我知道

829
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:39,499
‪我不知道
‪我覺得就算我們經歷這麼多鳥事

830
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:44,588
‪能跟你聊還是讓我興奮
‪我依舊這麼覺得

831
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,549
‪我看到你的時候好興奮

832
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:49,676
‪我覺得我們很有潛力

833
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,512
‪-我在乎你
‪-對

834
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:56,308
‪我會想到你、擔心你,我希望你幸福

835
00:48:56,308 --> 00:49:02,856
‪我真的很關心你,就像以前一樣

836
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:06,443
‪對,我懂,我對妳的感覺也是這樣

837
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:13,659
‪那對我來說很明顯,我愛她

838
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,160
‪這不用問

839
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,788
‪誰知道你在婚禮上會發生什麼事?

840
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,039
‪這些都算了吧

841
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,375
‪讓她覺得自己很特別

842
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,086
‪我想讓她知道她很特別

843
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,170
‪如果我這麼做呢?

844
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:29,132
‪要是我擺明她對我來說很特別

845
00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,634
‪結果沒成功呢?

846
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,594
‪沒錯,這就是風險

847
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,889
‪-媽的,我不知道
‪-對

848
00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:41,728
‪但我覺得那一刻的力量
‪我會賭這樣很值得

849
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:45,065
‪有意思,愛過並失去總比沒有過好?

850
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,858
‪-對
‪-有意思

851
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:50,278
‪所以我認為你應該讓她覺得她很特別

852
00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:53,573
‪對,我懂你的意思了

853
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:59,204
‪尊重事實並實現最大的潛力

854
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:02,916
‪她對我來說非常特別
‪而我真的愛她的事實

855
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:06,378
‪-完全表現出來
‪-對,我覺得你應該如此

856
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:10,048
‪感謝你的觀點,我聽了有幫助

857
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:10,966
‪對

858
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:14,094
{\an8}‪好

859
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,388
‪我們到了,好

860
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,851
‪天啊,哈囉

861
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,520
‪他媽的,該死,情況愈來愈糟了

862
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,148
{\an8}‪嗨

863
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:28,525
‪搞什麼?

864
00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,320
‪上次我和安珀在愛巢聊時

865
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,865
‪我非常難受

866
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:40,370
‪感覺像是單方面而傷人的分手

867
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,747
‪我要脫掉了

868
00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:42,998
‪脫掉吧,妹子

869
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:46,585
‪親眼看到她...她是漂亮的女生

870
00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:50,464
‪但我和麥卡的關係是真的
‪我們也彼此相愛

871
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:55,469
‪所以我會不惜代價避免這件事

872
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,637
‪在這節骨眼絕對不值得

873
00:50:59,014 --> 00:50:59,973
‪你喜歡我

874
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,522
‪嘿,查克,可以幫我們起音嗎?

875
00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:18,116
‪祝妳生日快樂

876
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:24,706
‪生日快樂,親愛的雀兒喜

877
00:51:24,706 --> 00:51:29,419
‪祝妳生日快樂

878
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,173
‪好啊

879
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:43,975
‪我明白

880
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,478
‪我明白

881
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:49,481
‪潔姬做了決定

882
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,398
‪對

883
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:53,693
‪我們兩個愛上同一個人

884
00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:55,570
‪我們經歷了一些事

885
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,197
‪對

886
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,616
‪該死,你一直跟同一個女人聊

887
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,662
‪我無法尊重賈許這個人

888
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:06,331
‪我想盡辦法要趕他離島

889
00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,251
‪結果他設法回來了

890
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,502
‪他怎麼敢?

891
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,754
‪到頭來,就是這樣

892
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,507
‪我是“搶你女人先生”

893
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:16,967
‪天啊

894
00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:19,928
‪如果你竟然能從我身邊搶走她

895
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:21,012
‪那就給你吧

896
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:21,930
‪不,兄弟

897
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,182
‪-別這樣看我,賤人
‪-怎樣?

898
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,725
‪我愛你,兄弟

899
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,146
‪-真的
‪-感謝

900
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,273
‪-懂我意思嗎?
‪-對

901
00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,233
‪-這是你應得的
‪-感謝

902
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:34,985
‪別讓這件事改變我們的關係

903
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:37,028
‪絕對不會,哪會啊

904
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,157
‪-我不知道,你告訴我啊
‪-為什麼?

905
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,951
‪你在亂放話嗎?

906
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,453
‪-沒有,我沒亂放話
‪-好

907
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:47,122
‪好,那就好

908
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,957
‪-對,沒錯
‪-沒事

909
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,333
‪天啊

910
00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:58,049
‪搞什麼?

911
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,093
‪那是怎樣?

912
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:09,436
‪-敬潔姬
‪-敬我,只敬我

913
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,481
‪不過,潔姬,說真的
‪妳的內心是什麼感受?

914
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,192
‪我舉棋不定

915
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,113
‪妳覺得你們之間有根本上的差異嗎?

916
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,449
‪所以才開始不斷壓抑小事?

917
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,534
‪妹子,妳是政府派來的

918
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,039
‪妳問東問西,想干預我的事

919
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,501
‪-太誇張了
‪-太誇張了

920
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,921
‪-我可不可以...
‪-你又不清楚

921
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,006
‪你根本不清楚我們碰到什麼事

922
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,800
‪我能跟潔姬談一下嗎?

923
00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:42,552
‪-好
‪-可以嗎?

924
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:43,762
‪-潔姬的臉...
‪-我們可以

925
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,847
‪-等等...
‪-妳要扁我嗎?

926
00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:47,891
‪我沒有,我不知道這是怎麼回事

927
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,895
‪-我應該坐這邊,怎麼樣?
‪-好,嗨

928
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,980
‪你好嗎?

929
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,315
‪妳怎麼了?

930
00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,444
‪妳真的很訝異我跑來?

931
00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:01,238
‪我很訝異

932
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,449
‪閉嘴啦,妳才不訝異,沒有

933
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,660
‪-我沒想到你會來
‪-為什麼?

934
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,662
‪你太趾高氣昂了

935
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,623
‪-我哪有趾高氣昂?
‪-你太趾高氣昂了

936
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:14,084
‪妳在跟商學院愛哭鬼聊

937
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,382
‪我就老實說了

938
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,802
‪馬歇爾跟誰說話都哭

939
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,723
‪從第一天到最後一天都是

940
00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:33,186
‪我跟妳聊的時候,從一開始就很真

941
00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,898
‪然後我覺得妳一直很真

942
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:40,986
‪所以我沒想到妳會吃那一套

943
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,614
‪-看那邊
‪-我知道

944
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:47,158
‪-我不喜歡這樣
‪-我知道

945
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,828
‪-他們想談一談
‪-我知道

946
00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,289
‪而我們無法控制別人的感受

947
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:56,459
‪看到我真正關心的人

948
00:54:57,210 --> 00:54:58,336
‪跟別人交往的感覺很怪

949
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:03,800
‪-所以你是真正關心我?
‪-當然了

950
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,469
‪那根本不用問

951
00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,430
‪但後來我的處境...

952
00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:12,767
‪我把別人的感受擺在自己前面

953
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:19,482
‪我一回到家就說
‪“我認識這個人才兩週”

954
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:22,027
‪“我這輩子一直想認識女人”

955
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:25,530
‪賈許,我想...

956
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,575
‪妳可以告訴馬歇爾,我才不在乎

957
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,744
‪你想插手我的事

958
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,080
‪我是想插手妳的事,怎麼了?

959
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:39,044
‪因為想像一下,妳愛一個人

960
00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:42,130
‪卻不能告訴對方
‪因為有其他的事情發生

961
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,382
‪你跟我說這一堆話很誇張

962
00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,885
‪因為我們在愛巢從來沒聊過情緒

963
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,970
‪-我們沒有?
‪-我覺得我們沒有

964
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,306
‪-我們從來沒談過
‪-別告訴我...

965
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,725
‪我們談過情緒,我們聊過嚴肅的事

966
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,518
‪我們...我覺得我們...

967
00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:58,688
‪-我不知道...
‪-好

968
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,065
‪但如果是這樣

969
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:03,860
‪我們為什麼這麼常聊?

970
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,944
‪我是說...

971
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:09,491
‪我們有來電
‪但你不曾對我深入、敞開心胸

972
00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:11,326
‪那超越...

973
00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:16,539
‪燈光、超越攝影機
‪我才不在乎那種事

974
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:21,127
‪如果妳真的認為妳會走向馬歇爾並說

975
00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,922
‪“我願意”,那就算了,管我去死

976
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:26,883
‪妳知道我在說什麼嗎?
‪管我去死,我才不在乎

977
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:30,970
‪但如果我不把我的感覺告訴妳就走掉

978
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:34,599
‪那我算什麼男人?

979
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,437
‪謝謝你告訴我,謝謝你的真誠

980
00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:41,731
‪妳要嫁人沒問題

981
00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:48,988
‪但如果妳沒有交心的感覺
‪妳真的要跟人家結婚嗎?

982
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:50,740
‪選我

983
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:55,203
‪妳...妳要嫁給他嗎?

984
00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:29,654
‪-嘿,我有東西要給妳
‪-天啊

985
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:33,825
‪我知道我愛妳
‪我知道我們的人生有相同的目標

986
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:37,495
‪我毫不懷疑,妳是適合我的人

987
00:57:37,495 --> 00:57:38,788
‪我以我們為榮

988
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:41,541
‪-閉上眼睛
‪-天啊

989
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:48,047
‪我能想像自己穿著這件婚紗
‪步入禮堂,走向我的丈夫

990
00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,757
‪我全心全意愛妳

991
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:53,219
‪你會對我說願意
‪而不需要你媽贊成嗎?

992
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:57,849
‪我知道妳很快樂,但別欺騙自己了

993
00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,058
‪我顯然愛他

994
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:00,560
‪-你看不出來嗎?
‪-好

995
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,769
‪-你看不出來嗎?
‪-隨便

996
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:03,021
‪妳在害怕什麼?

997
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:05,523
‪我們雙方的父母都離婚了

998
00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,400
‪我想要萬無一失的感覺

999
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,236
‪改變心意也沒關係

1000
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:13,364
‪失去妳是我最大的遺憾,我愛妳

1001
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,617
‪我想跟妳在一起

1002
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,370
‪我需要答案
‪賈許,管他是什麼,我得知道

1003
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:21,080
‪我覺得你很貼心

1004
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,418
‪愛我就好

1005
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,670
‪這是重大的決定

1006
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,340
‪我只是不知道他會說什麼

1007
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,382
‪我的壓力很大

1008
00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:35,428
‪我絕對是用腦袋思考
‪而不是用心思考

1009
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:36,554
‪這是重大的時刻

1010
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,764
‪請起立

1011
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:41,309
‪妳才是優秀的人,永遠不要屈就

1012
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:42,936
‪天啊

1013
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:46,397
‪是時候決定盲婚試愛能否成功了

1014
00:58:46,397 --> 00:58:48,983
‪我認為我所能做最好的事

1015
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:52,362
‪就是讓你先回答

1016
00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:35,029
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