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(Gloria)
Places!
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(Ant'ney)
Ahem.
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Welcome to the production
of "Rats on Broadway"!
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Our story starts
on a quiet, peaceful night
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at the habitat.
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Pickles and Dave sleep soundly
in the tree, snoring.
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When suddenly...
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(Gloria)
Hiyah!
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Beware of Gloria the ninja!
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(Marty) Nice try, but you're
no match for Cowboy Marty!
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(Melman)
I. Am. A. Robot. Bleep bloop.
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I. Will. Defeat you!
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(Alex) It is I!
King Alex, ruler of the habitat.
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Beware my royal pillow!
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(laughing)
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(Pickles) Hey!
Keep your feathers
out of our banana pile.
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(Gloria)
This ninja is sleepy!
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(Melman)
Me. Too. Meep moop.
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(Marty) Uh...
Aren't you forgetting something?
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(Melman)
Oh. Right. Clean up!
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(Gloria)
Hold on. Where's Alex?
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(yawn)
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(clears throat)
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-(Marty) Really?
-(Alex) What?
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I'm a king,
and kings don't clean.
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(Gloria) They do
when they've made a royal mess!
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(laughing)
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(Pickles) Don't forget to sweep
the royal banana pile!
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(Alex)
I got it!
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(laughing)
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* It's a wild, wild world *
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* And it's calling our name *
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* It's a jungle out there *
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* So let's get on our way *
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* To have fun
Through the tunnel *
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* See the big, big city *
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* Everybody get ready *
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* Get ready! *
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* Time to go a little wild *
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* We could go a million miles *
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* Can I get a "Hey, oh!" *
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* Can I get a "Let's go!" *
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* On a journey, all smiles *
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* Time to go a little wild! **
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(Alex)
Uh?
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Ta-da!
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-(Marty) Woohoo!
-(Gloria) Go, Alex!
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(Alex)
Thank you, thank you!
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(Marty)
Great show, my main mammal!
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Come on over,
we saved you some dumplings!
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(Alex)
Uh?
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(Marty)
Where are you going?
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(Gloria) Yeah, what could be
more important than dumplings?
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(Alex)
A rat!
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(Melman)
Um, Alex. This isn't the wild.
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We eat takeout, not our friends.
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(Alex) I'm not gonna eat Rocky,
I just wanna...
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Aha!
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(Rocky)
Ah...
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Hello, mates.
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(Gloria) Why are you hiding
behind a bush?
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(Marty) Wait a minute,
you catalog
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all the plants
in the habitat, too?
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(Rocky)
Uh, no, actually,
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I've been taking notes
on Alex's shows.
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(Alex)
Well, my shows are noteworthy!
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(Rocky) They are!
Also because, you see...
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I want to put on
a show of my own!
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(Gloria)
Oh, awesome!
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I've been hoping for another
rocking Rocky rock concert!
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(Rocky) Actually, this one'll be
a little different.
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More like, uh,
why don't I just show you?
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Follow me, to the tunnels!
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We'll take the back way!
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(all)
There's a back way?
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(Melman)
Wait for me!
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(gasp)
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(Gloria)
Wow!
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(Riley) "But my cheese
and I have come a long way.
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Surely you have room
for me and my..."
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¿Cheese?
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(Raphael) "Get away from me,
foul rodent.
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Or you will face my rat!"
My wrath? Wrath.
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(Rocky)
I've written a musical!
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It's all about
My Great Grandma Myrtle,
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who came to New York
with nothing
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but a block of cheese
and a heart of gold.
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I call it: RATS under Broadway!
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(Alex)
Wow! Your show is on Broadway?
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(Rocky) Oh, uh, no,
that's under Broadway.
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(Riley) Oh, Broadway
is the ultimate dream.
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(Raphael) But for now,
the show premieres tonight,
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-right here in the tunnels!
-(Marty) I didn't know
you write musicals.
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(Rocky) This is my first one.
I'm an expert in rock n' roll...
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(guitar plays)
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...but when it comes
to musicals,
I don't know a thing.
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That's why
I've been studying Alex,
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the king of showbiz!
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-(Raphael) Yeah!
-(Riley) You're the best!
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(Alex)
Oh, stop.
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Unless you had more to say?
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(Rocky)
You're my inspiration.
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In fact, if you...
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No, never mind.
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(Alex)
No, no, tell me! If I, what?
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(Rocky) I wonder
if you could possibly,
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maybe, perchance
direct our show?
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(Alex) You'd trust me to direct
your very first musical?
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About your great grandma Myrtle?
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(Melman) You should do it, Alex!
You'd be a great director...
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-(Alex) Thanks!
-(Melman) ...even though
you have no experience
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and know nothing about it!
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(Alex) I wouldn't say
I know nothing...
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(Melman) Ok, I'll say it.
You know nothing about it.
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(Alex) Would you excuse us
for a moment?
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(Rocky)
Sure.
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(Alex) As a performer,
I can't let them down here.
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(Gloria) Acting and directing
are different.
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You'd be in charge
of the entire show.
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(Marty)
And putting on a whole musical?
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It sounds like
it's pretty important to Rocky,
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-ya sure you can handle it?
-(Alex) Guys, I've got this.
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I'm gonna make sure
RATS best show ever!
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Rocky!
You've got yourself a director!
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-(Rocky) Woohoo!
-(Raphael) All right!
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(Riley)
You're the best!
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(Alex)
Now twirl to the left.
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Now back to the right!
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And... big finish!
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(cheering)
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(Rocky) Wow! If that's
what you do with one rehearsal,
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I can't wait to see how you
bring the whole show to life!
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(Alex) Well, I have done
my share of dance routines.
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They're kind of my forte.
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(Rocky) With huge backdrops
and a giant spotlight
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and hundreds of fans
in the audience, I bet!
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(Riley)
Can you imagine us?
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On a real Broadway stage?
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(Rocky) Great Grandma Myrtle
always loved Broadway.
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But for now, our humble tunnels
will have to do.
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(Alex)
Maybe not!
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All Broadway theaters
are closed on Mondays,
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so the cast and crew
can get a break.
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(Melman)
Today is Monday!
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(Alex) And the stages
will be empty and human-free.
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It's the perfect night
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for an animals-only premiere
of RATS On Broadway!
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(Rocky)
Ya mean RATS Under Broadway
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would really be
RATS On Broadway?
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Oh, Alex.
I can't thank you enough!
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I knew you'd know
how to bring my show to life!
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(Raphael) Putting on
an entire Broadway show
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in a single day!
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Who knew it could be done?
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(Alex)
Uh, your director, that's who!
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We'll have this production
up in lights by tomorrow!
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(Melman)
Today.
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-(Rocky) Yeah!
-(Raphael) Let's go!
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(Marty)
Broadway, here we come!
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(Pickles)
Not so fast!
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(Melman) Pickles! Dave!
But how did you...?
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(Pickles)
Thought you could skate by us
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without paying a toll?
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Tsk tsk tsk.
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(Alex)
How about two front row tickets
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to RATS On Broadway?
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(Pickles)
Now that's more like it.
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Do you know how many bananas
we can get for these?
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You may pass.
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* Woa! Let's go find
A little adventure *
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* Let's make it
A day to remember *
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* Let's find something new
We can explore *
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* Ooh, explore *
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* Let's go find
A little adventure *
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* Let's make it
A day to remember *
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* Let's charge
Through every open door *
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* Adventure's calling! **
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(Gloria)
Let's move!
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(Alex)
Welcome to Broadway!
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It's practically my second home!
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(Rats)
Wow!
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(Rocky) We've never been
in a theater like this.
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Mind giving us a tour?
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(Alex) Sure! This is the house,
that's the stage,
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and backstage is this way.
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(Marty)
Uh... Alex? Backstage?
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(Alex)
I mean, that way!
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This is what you call
a "dressing room."
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Actors use it to get ready
before going onstage.
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Royal mess!
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(Riley)
Do they usually keep
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cleaning supplies
in dressing rooms?
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(Alex)
Uh...
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To the wings!
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(Raphael)
What are these ropes for, Alex?
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(Alex) For, uh,
swinging across the stage
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when you want to shock
the audience
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with a surprise entrance!
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(scream)
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Uh... bet you were surprised!
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(groan)
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(Gloria) Alex,
are you sure you can handle
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being in charge of Rocky's show?
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(Alex) Sure!
I mean mostly, somewhat-ish.
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I'll just keep pretending
I know what I'm doing
till I figure it out.
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Y'know, fake it till I make it!
Now, it's time to get to work.
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My director's vision
is telling me that...
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Marty! You're in charge of music
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and those
big bright roundy things.
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(Marty)
Uh... lights?
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(Alex)
Sure. Remember,
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when in doubt,
go brighter and louder!
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(Marty)
If you say so.
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-(Alex) Melman,
you're on applause duty!
-(Melman) Ay ay, captain!
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(Alex) Gloria, would you be
my assistant director?
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You'll be my eyes and ears
for the entire show!
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(Gloria)
Oh, I think I can handle that!
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(Alex) Great. Okay, everybody!
Let's do this!
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Let's go over
the big opening dance number.
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Marty? Music!
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(Marty)
Ready!
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(Rocky)
Quite loud, isn't it?
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(Alex)
Yep! Just like the big city.
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(Rocky) Apologies,
you're the expert director.
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I'll let you direct expertly.
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(Alex)
And I won't let you down!
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* So many opportunities... **
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(Alex)
See, Gloria? I got this.
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Great work, dancers! Next scene!
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(Rat Dancer) Thanks! Don't you
wanna see the whole thing?
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(Alex)
Uh, nope. Looked great to me!
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-(Rat Dancer)
What should we do now?
-(Alex) Oh! Uh...
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Just go backstage
and keep practicing.
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Practice makes perfect!
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(Rat Dancer)
Whatever you say, boss!
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(Rocky)
That's Lois. She's the narrator.
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(Lois)
Ahem.
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"There once was a country
rat named... uh..."
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(Rocky)
Myrtle.
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(Lois)
Right. "Myrtle.
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Who landed in New York
with nothing but a block of..."
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Uh...
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(Rocky)
Cheese?
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(Lois)
"Cheese." I'm sorry, Rocky!
245
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,487
(Rocky)
That's okay, Lois!
246
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,532
She's been having a hard time
memorizing her lines.
247
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,117
Perhaps you have
some tips for her?
248
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,035
(Alex) Tips? Of course
your director has tips!
249
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:23,373
Just... take a nap!
Using the script as a pillow!
250
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,376
The words will magically
go into your head.
251
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,711
Oldest trick in the book.
252
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,838
(Lois)
Wow! Thanks, Alex!
253
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,965
I'll take that nap right now.
254
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,883
(Gloria)
You think that works?
255
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,261
(Alex) Sure!
Doesn't everyone know that?
256
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,054
Next!
257
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,806
-(Dax) Hey! Hey, Alex!
-(Alex) What can I
do you for, Dax?
258
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,766
(Dax) I'm going to make
a fake cheese prop
259
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,892
for the opening number.
260
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,185
How big do you want it?
261
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,271
(Alex)
Fake? No fake cheese here.
262
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,149
I promised Rocky
a real Broadway production,
263
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,067
and that includes real cheese.
264
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,070
Let's just use that big ol' hunk
of Swiss from the tunnels.
265
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,655
(gasp)
266
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,949
(Gloria) Alex, that's Rocky's
special family cheese, remember?
267
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,577
(Rocky) If Alex thinks
we should use the family cheese,
268
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,911
then we should use
the family cheese!
269
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,998
(Dax)
Okay, Rocky, you're the boss...
270
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,417
(Rocky) No, Dax.
In here, Alex is the boss!
271
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,627
(Gloria)
Uh...
272
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,379
(Raphael)
Uh, Alex! Got a second?
273
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,006
I'm nervous
about playing the villain.
274
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:16,801
How should I talk?
Or walk? Or breathe?
275
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,429
(Alex) Don't just act
like you're a villain.
276
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,097
You must be the villain.
277
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,309
Mwahaha!
278
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,143
Method acting!
279
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,895
(Raphael)
"Be the villain."
280
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,147
Thanks, Alex, you're amazing!
281
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,940
(evil laugh)
282
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,401
(Rocky)
Ooh, Riley's up now. Come, Alex!
283
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,112
(Alex)
Looking good, dancers!
284
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,656
(Rat Dancer)
Still practicing, like you said!
285
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,158
(groan)
286
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:46,831
* To believe
In one small thing **
287
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,627
(Rocky)
Well?
288
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,171
(Alex)
It sounds... perfect.
289
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,506
(Riley)
Oh! Thank you, Alex!
290
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,468
But surely you have ideas
to make it even better?
291
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,513
(Alex) Uh, well,
try to sing as high as you can.
292
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,684
The best divas reach notes
so high they can break glass!
293
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,851
(gasp)
294
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,062
(Riley)
Wow. I did not know that.
295
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,106
-(Gloria) Yeah, me neither...
-(Alex) Little known fact,
296
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,608
that's where the phrase
"smash hit" comes from.
297
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,110
(Riley)
Thanks, Alex!
298
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,279
I'll do whatever it takes
to make my solo a smash!
299
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,824
(Gloria)
Alex, maybe it's time to admit
300
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,284
you don't know
what you're doing,
301
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,494
before things
get out of control.
302
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,663
(Alex) How could they
get out of control?
303
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,249
(Rat Dancer) I can't remember
what I was supposed to do!
304
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,917
(Extra 1)
What's the meaning of life?
305
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,502
(Dax)
Where do you want the boxes?
306
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,421
(Extra 2) I don't know
where the shoes are!
307
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,256
(Lois) Alex,
I still don't know my lines!
308
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,299
(Extra 3) Have a tape measure?
Do we need it?
309
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,343
(Rat Dancer)
Our legs are getting tired...
310
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,805
(Dax) Are you sure you're sure
about the real cheese, Alex?
311
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,432
(evil laugh)
312
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,268
(Raphael)
Was that villainous enough?
I don't think so.
313
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,271
(Alex) Uh... You're right.
I've gotta tell them.
314
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,940
Everybody? Everybody!
315
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,567
There's something I have to say.
316
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,693
Wait, where's Rocky?
317
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:56,985
(Rocky)
Alex!
318
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,404
Alex!
319
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,115
I just heard
through the ratvine:
320
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,200
Great Grandma Myrtle
is coming all the way
321
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,493
from Vermont tonight!
322
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,621
She can't wait to see
how we tell her story!
323
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,706
(cheering)
324
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,249
(Alex)
Uhm...
325
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,543
(Rocky) I'm sorry, Alex,
was I interrupting something?
326
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,087
(Alex) Oh. No,
I was just going to say...
327
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,633
I've reserved a seat
for Great Grandma Myrtle
328
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,885
right up front.
329
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,763
Because tonight's show
is gonna be epic!
330
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:31,227
*
331
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,562
(humming)
332
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,608
*
333
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,567
(laugh)
334
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:43,948
*
335
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,285
Oh, boy.
336
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,788
(Marty) Did you know
this many animals
were coming to the show?
337
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,081
(Rocky)
Thank you, Alex,
338
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,291
for bringing
RATS On Broadway to life.
339
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,877
This is a dream come true,
not just for me,
340
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,837
but for my Great Grandma Myrtle.
341
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,674
(Marty) Ready to get
this show on the road?
342
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,385
-(Gloria) Woah! Alex!
-(Rats) Yeah!
343
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,429
(Alex) All right, then!
Places, everyone!
344
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,973
Lots of energy, dancers!
345
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,309
(cheering)
346
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,356
(Melman) Yeah! C'mon!
You can do it! Go, go, go! Yeah!
347
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,982
* If you got big dreams *
348
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,318
* This is the place
To make them come true *
349
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,365
* So many opportunities
Waiting for you *
350
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,866
(groan)
351
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,201
(Marty)
Alex, I think it's too bright.
352
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,286
(Alex) Nah, it's good.
Turn up the music!
353
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,206
* You gonna make
All these dreams *
354
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,290
* Then never sleep *
355
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,127
* This is the big land... *
356
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,629
(Rocky) Why do the dancers
all look so tired?
357
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,215
(Melman) I don't remember
this from rehearsal...
358
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,883
* This is the place to be *
359
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,721
* No other place
I can compare **
360
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,097
(gasp)
361
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,974
(Melman) I definitely
don't remember this
362
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:51,891
from rehearsal.
363
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,852
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
364
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:59,232
(screaming)
365
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,650
(Alex)
Oh, no.
366
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,777
Hurry, get the narrator
out there. Where is she?
367
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,530
Lois? Lois!
368
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,115
Never mind, Lois...
369
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,367
Riley! We're losing
the audience.
370
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,827
I need you to go out there!
371
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,078
(Riley)
But it's not my cue yet!
372
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,830
(Alex)
Just cut to the big finish!
373
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:14,080
(gasp)
374
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,541
(Alex)
Marty!
375
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,126
* Yeah **
376
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,045
Oh...
377
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,635
* Can I find the strength *
378
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:36,728
* To believe
In one small thing... **
379
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,233
(Alex)
What is she doing?
380
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,488
(scream)
381
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,323
(howling)
382
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,828
(screaming)
383
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,498
(heavy breathing)
384
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,416
(sigh)
385
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,211
(Riley)
Technically that was a smash...
386
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,754
(Gloria)
This is a disaster!
387
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,049
Alex, you gotta do something
to save the show...
388
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,718
(Raphael) Don't worry, Alex.
I know what to do.
389
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,847
(evil laugh)
390
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,894
(evil laugh)
391
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,729
(scream)
392
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,066
(evil laugh)
393
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,026
(Alex)
Raphael! What are you doing?
394
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,153
(Raphael)
Being the villain!
395
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,448
(evil laugh)
396
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,533
(scream)
397
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,577
(scream)
398
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:38,081
(Ant'ney)
Woo...
399
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:44,796
(screaming)
400
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,175
(Melman)
Woo! Bravo!
401
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,720
Bravo, oh...
402
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,060
(Alex) Rocky! I know this
looks bad, but I can fix it.
403
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,437
I know exactly--
404
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,105
(Rocky) I know
what went wrong here, Alex.
405
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,815
You don't have to say
another word.
406
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,359
Thank you for coming.
407
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,445
I didn't know anything
about musical theater,
408
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,946
but I thought I could learn.
409
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,032
It's clear
by what we've seen tonight
410
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:12,949
I was wrong.
411
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,451
Great Grandma Myrtle,
412
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,037
I am sorry for making a mockery
of your story.
413
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,955
The show is cancelled
414
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,332
and I'm giving up
theater for good.
415
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,667
(gasp)
416
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,377
(Alex)
We can't cancel the show.
417
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,504
I'll fix this! I have all the...
418
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,008
(screaming)
419
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,634
(Alex)
...answers.
420
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,719
(sigh)
421
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,679
(Rocky)
I'm sorry, Alex.
422
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,849
Not even an expert like you
can save this show.
423
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,692
(moaning)
424
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,487
(Gloria) Maybe we should go
over there and cheer him up.
425
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,698
(Marty) I dunno. Kinda seems
like he needs some space.
426
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,408
(moaning)
427
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,786
(Melman) Maybe I can try
clapping for him?
428
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,411
Oh, yeah!
429
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,374
*
430
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,793
(Marty)
Where's that music coming from?
431
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,585
(Alex)
Huh?
432
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,464
*
433
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,384
* How could I believe that *
434
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,344
* I could do this *
435
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,722
* I was a fool to think that *
436
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,100
* I would do anything
But fail *
437
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,353
* Let everyone down by *
438
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,480
* I'm coming through, yeah *
439
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:32,570
* I made a mistake
And my heart is aching now ***
440
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,155
(Gloria)
Where are you going?
441
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,241
(Alex)
To tell Rocky the truth.
442
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,786
*
443
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,454
(sobbing)
444
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:45,291
(Rocky)
Oh, hello! What a nice surprise.
445
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,876
-(Gloria) Hiya.
-(Marty) Hey, Rocky.
446
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,294
(Melman) What a wonderfully
depressing song!
447
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,797
(Rocky)
If I can't put on a musical,
448
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,799
at least I can still
play my guitar.
449
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,801
Guess I should just stick
to what I know.
450
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,594
(Alex)
I've gotta tell you something.
451
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304
(Rocky) You do?
Oh, well, let's gather the gang!
452
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,849
(Alex)
Uh, no, that's okay.
453
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,517
-(Rat 1) Hey!
-(Rat 2) Hi!
454
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,019
(Riley)
You rang, Rocky?
455
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,353
(Rocky)
Shh. Shh. Everyone!
456
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,355
Alex has something
really important
457
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:07,939
to tell all of us.
458
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,607
(gasp)
459
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,192
(Alex)
Uh... okay.
460
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,653
It's my fault
the show was a disaster.
461
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,280
(Rocky)
No, Alex...
462
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,657
(Alex) I pretended
I was an expert director.
463
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,366
I'm not.
464
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,784
(gasp)
465
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,870
All the things I said
about acting, dancing,
466
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,331
singing, the cheese,
I didn't know what I was doing,
467
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,417
but I was too embarrassed
to admit it.
468
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,002
I didn't want to let you down.
469
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,046
You better find
someone else to look up to,
470
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,716
because I'm the real reason
your Broadway show was a bust.
471
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,177
(Rocky)
I still look up to you, Alex.
472
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,346
I mean, you're kind of tall,
473
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,181
but, no animal
has all the answers,
474
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,975
except maybe an octopus,
they're highly intelligent.
475
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,227
You ever see one
open a jar of peanut butter?
476
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,646
Besides, I didn't need
a fancy Broadway premiere.
477
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,733
I just wanted to put on a show
about New York, cheese,
478
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:56,154
and my Great Grandma Myrtle
with help from my friends...
479
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,616
(Rats)
Yeah!
480
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,910
(Rocky)
And the great Alex.
481
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,499
(Alex) Well,
if there's one thing I do know,
482
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,000
it's that the show must go on!
483
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,419
(Rats)
Yeah!
484
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,213
(Rocky) But we can't go back
to the theater.
485
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,839
(Alex) I say
we premiere the show
right here in the tunnels.
486
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,051
Only this time, I won't pretend
to have all the answers.
487
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,053
Who's with me?
488
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,429
(cheering)
489
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,098
(both)
Let's do this!
490
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,728
(cheering)
491
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,440
(Lois)
Welcome to...
492
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:33,441
(Alex)
Hit it!
493
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,154
(Lois)
RATS Under Broadway...
494
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:38,613
in the tunnels!
495
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,242
* If you've got big dreams *
496
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,578
* This is the place
To make them come true *
497
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,708
* So many opportunities
Waiting for you **
498
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:56,923
*
499
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,097
(evil laugh)
500
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:04,931
(gasp)
501
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,643
(evil laugh)
502
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:17,235
* Never felt so small before *
503
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,572
* Like I might not make it *
504
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,701
* But some days
The world's so big *
505
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:29,080
* It feels like
I can't take it *
506
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,293
* Feels like I'm breaking *
507
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:37,630
* Like I'm mistaken *
508
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,842
* Can I find the strength *
509
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:50,018
* To believe
In one small thing **
510
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:54,022
*
511
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:59,152
(cheering)
512
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,070
(Melman)
Woohoo!
513
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,990
This is the best
show ever, guys!
514
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,034
Rats! Rats! Rats!
515
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,288
(Alex)
Woohoo! Encore! Yeah!
516
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:15,960
(cheering)
517
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,962
(Rocky)
Congratulations, director!
518
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,632
Maybe you could make a show
for your own species, next.
519
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,717
You could call it: Kitties!
520
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,511
(Alex)
Hmm... I like that.
521
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,596
But only if you write the music.
522
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,139
(guitar plays)
523
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,891
(Rocky)
Woohoo! Yeah.
524
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,688
(Ant'ney) And thus ends the tale
of RATS on Broadway!
525
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,231
Until the sequel.
526
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,901
(evil laugh)
527
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,117
* Woa! Let's go find
A little adventure *
528
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,160
* Let's make it
A day to remember *
529
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,705
* Let's find something new
We can explore *
530
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,206
* Ooh, explore *
531
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,208
* Let's go find
A little adventure *
532
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,127
* Let's make it
A day to remember *
533
00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,588
* Let's charge
Through every open door *
534
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,927
* Woa! *
535
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,890
* Adventure's calling! **