* You can do it solo *
* But then you'd be all by yourself *
* Yo, so It'd be more fun to share *
* This one with someone else *
* Together we will soar across the sky and beyond. *
* So tune up your voice *
* Stand up and sing along *
* All different voices *
* Our melody's ringing *
* We're living in harmony *
* Yeah, we're living in harmony *
* Our song is much stronger *
* With every Troll singing *
* We're living in harmony **
TROLLSTOPIA
*
(Val) Okay. Confession time, guys.
We are not really responding to an emergency hug distress call.
(Poppy) We're not?
(Holly) But what about the abandoned cattle pup farm
running dangerously low on snuggles?
(Val) Made it up.
(Both) Oh.
(Holly) That actually makes sense.
(Poppy) I know. I was like, who in the world
would gather cattle pups on a farm and not snuggle them?
(Val) Here's what we're really doing.
(Poppy) "Poppy, Holly and Val's gal pal getawaycation?"
Oh, Val.
You planned us a girl's trip.
(Holly) You, miss "I love mayhem,
chaos is epic?"
(guttural scream)
(Val) Uh, it's no big.
All I did was spend, like, 14 hours exploring
the library's travel section
till I sort of came across
the brochure for this picturesque cabin in the woods.
Or whatever.
(Both) What?
(Val) Yeah. And then
I just kind of threw together a breakdown
of all the activities we can do there, canoeing, hiking, etc.,
all color coded according to, like,
each of our unique interests.
(Both) What?
(Val) And then I was like,
Duh, they're going to need stuff to wear.
So I just sort of snuck in to your pads
while you were out and packed you both weekend bags.
I don't know.
(Both) What?
(Val) Well, yeah.
I mean, becoming BFFs with you two,
it's... it's changed my whole life.
So I guess I wanted to find a way to celebrate it.
(Both) Aw!
(Val) Uh, like I said, no big.
Now, huh.
What do you say we get to that cabin?
(Both) We say
best getawaycation ever!
(Val) Whoa.
Looks like nobody's been out here for a while.
Oh, man.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
This isn't what I was expecting at all.
We don't have to stay in this heap.
(Holly) Whoa, whoa, heap? What heap?
(Poppy) There's no heap. Who said heap?
This is exactly how a cabin in the woods is supposed to be.
(Holly) Yeah, it's rustic.
(Poppy) Oh, rustic.
That's exactly the word. Rustic.
(Val) You're sure you want to stay here?
(Poppy) Rustic, Val.
(Holly) Rus-tic.
(Both) Mm hmm.
(Val) Okay then, I'll go get our stuff.
(Both) Ah!
(Holly) Poppy, this cabin is not rustic.
It's a heap.
(Poppy) Sh, sh, sh. I know, but we can't let Val know that,
she worked really hard on planning this for us.
I'm just so touched by her thoughtfulness.
This is such a huge step in her growth
and I don't want her getting discouraged.
(Holly) True.
If we don't have a good time,
it'll break her little hardcore heart so bad
she might never try something like this again.
(Poppy) Exactly. Whatever happens,
Val has to believe this was the greatest getawaycation ever.
Besides, this cabin might be okay.
Maybe if we just let in some sunlight.
(screaming)
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
(Holly) Well, this is just about perfect.
Hey, Val?
(Val) Yeah.
Sticking with the cabin was the best move.
Thanks for having me back again.
(Holly) Oh, stop.
(Holly) We should be thanking you, Val.
(Val) No, I mean it.
You two were always there for me, no matter what pops up.
It's like it doesn't matter if it's a small problem.
Or a really big problem,
like a million things could go wrong,
but you two are always there, helping me hold things together.
(cracking)
(Poppy) Hmm, that's why we are here for.
(Holly) We love you, sugar!
(Val) That's done.
Who wants s'mores?
(Poppy) Oh, boy!
(Holly) Save some for me!
(Val) You know,
if you guys went over there,
the brochure says you can pick some fresh marshtatoes
from a, quote, "adorable garden,
burgeoning with happy little sunflowers."
(Both) Aw!
(Holly) Uh, Poppy.
*
(Both) Ah!
(Val) Everything okay over there?
(Poppy) Uh, yeah, Val, all good here.
(laughing)
What happened to the happy little sunflowers?
Oh, man. I don't see any marshtatoes. Just weed.
Weed, poison blue mac.
Weed. Wait, poison blue mac?
(screaming)
(Holly) Oh, Poppy.
I found a whole mess of marshtatoes.
(groaning)
*
Uh, I also may have found them happy little sunflowers.
They may've grown into the big mean sunflowers.
(roaring)
(screaming)
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la *
(screaming)
(chirping)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(chirping)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(Both) Hey.
(Val) Whoa.
You guys okay?
(Poppy) Of course.
(laughing)
(Holly) Let's toast these taters, y'all.
(Val) Whoa, whoa.
Oh, dang.
Can you grab one more marshtato for me?
(Both) Uh...
*
(Poppy) Huh?
* Everything is amazing *
* Everything is going just as planned *
* Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh *
* Isn't it just crazy how vacationing can be so grand? *
* I think we found the perfect getaway *
* Get away, get, get away, yeah *
* I think we found the perfect getaway *
* Get away, get, get away, yeah *
(screaming)
* Isn't it so exciting? *
* It's like a dream come true *
* This is the perfect place *
* And almost perfect trio, too *
* I can't, can't, can't contain it *
* I love our big vacay *
* We found the perfect spot to have a perfect getaway **
(sighing)
(Val) What a great day.
I'm so stoked over how well this trip is going.
I don't even know how I'm going to fall asleep.
(Holly) Yep. It's going great.
(Poppy) Thanks to all that planning you did, Val.
(Val) Meh.
No big.
(snoring)
(Holly) Oh, hot dang. Poppy girl, we did it!
(Poppy) Yeah. She never suspected
that anything was wrong.
We've just got to make it through tomorrow.
And as far as Val knows,
the getawaycation will be a smashing success.
(Both) Yeah!
(Holly) 'Kay. Better get some shut eye. Goodnight, sugar.
(Poppy) Good night, Holly.
(cracking)
(Holly) Uh, Poppy, did that sound
like the structural integrity of the cabin giving out to you?
(laughing)
It sure sounded like the structural integrity
of the cabin giving out to me.
(cracking)
(screaming)
(Poppy) Ah! Please, tell me Val is still asleep,
(groaning)
(snoring)
(Holly) Well yeah, but, Poppy,
if the cabin falls, she's probably going to figure out
that this vacation ain't going so great.
(Poppy) Fair point.
Pull!
(groaning)
(screaming)
(Holly) Poppy, it's too heavy for the two of us.
(Poppy) I know.
But if we wake Val up,
she'll know the trip is a disaster.
Holly, we can't let that happen.
(Holly) Agreed. We have to do this for her.
No matter what unfolds,
we will make sure Val does not wake up.
(screaming)
(Both) Val, wake up!
(screaming)
(Val) Huh?
Ah!
(Poppy) Ooh, ah!
*
(All) Phew.
(roaring)
(screaming)
(Val) Wow. So this cabin really is a heap?
(Poppy) What? No, it's just rustic.
(Holly) Really, really rustic.
(Both) Oh.
(Holly) We're so sorry, sugar. We know how hard you worked
putting together this trip for us,
and we're just so proud of how much it shows you've grown.
(Poppy) Yeah.
The last thing we wanted
was for you to get discouraged and give up.
(Val) Oh.
Well, that's ridiculous.
(Both) Huh?
(Val) Guys, I'm not going to throw in the towel
on all my personal growth just because of one bad weekend.
(Poppy) You mean that?
(Val) Well, yeah.
Look, the kind of change that I've experienced
from living in TrollsTopia and becoming your friend.
It's not like changing my hairstyle
where I get tired of it one day and move on.
I believe it's here to stay. And you should too.
And you know, if you just told me this place was a heap,
we could have used my other scrapbook.
(Poppy) "Gal pal getawaycation two?"
(Holly) Val. You planned an alternative gal pal trip?
(Val) Ah, I don't know.
I just sort of meticulously laid out every detail
of a backup weekend at a luxury spa, just in case.
I figured it's the kind of thing my BFFs would do.
(Both) Aw.
(Val) So what do you say?
(Both) We say.
(tires screeching)
(All) Best gal pal getawaycation backup ever!
(roaring)
(screaming)
*
(Poppy) Thank you for gathering, TrollsTopia.
The Techno Trolls have informed me that a special guest
is visiting from Techno Reef and his arrival will be...
earthshattering.
(Cooper) I don't get it.
(All) Oh!
(Cooper) Oh, now I get it.
(laughing)
(screaming)
*
(All) Wow!
(Poppy) I give you...
King Trollex!
*
Greetings, King Trollex.
What's the reason for your visit?
(King Trollex) I'm a huge fan of TrollsTopia. Queen Poppy.
In fact, it's inspired me,
king of all Techno Trolls, to lay out our own beat
into this sick cultural mix. Check it out.
*
I want to invite one TrollsTopian
to come live at Techno Reef for an entire year.
(All) Oh!
(King Trollex) That Troll will be fully immersed
in Techno culture while teaching my tribe
the values and traditions of their own heritage.
I call it King Trollex's Troll Exchange Program.
(DJ Suki) A chance to live in Techno Reef for a whole year.
(Gust Tumbleweed) For news that good, I think I'll toss up my 20 gallon hat.
Yeehaw!
(All) Yeah!
(Poppy) A Troll exchange program?
Which Troll will you choose?
(King Trollex) Well, Poppy, I came to TrollsTopia
because you are the cultural exchange experts.
So the question is,
which Troll will you all choose?
(Poppy) Ah!
Tribal Council.
Requests are pouring in
from Trolls who want to be chosen for this program.
So I took the Poppy-tunity to scrap together
a few assessments that will help us pick the best candidate.
Are you with me?
(All) Yeah...
(Poppy) Guys. Was that...?
Ah!
Halfhearted?
-(Holly) Yeah, you are right. -(Val) Yeah.
(Branch) I think I can explain, Poppy.
Now, I realize I'm not a council member
and that I'm just here
to take painfully detailed minutes of the meeting.
But that is arguably the most important job of all,
so...
(All) Ah!
(Val) Come on!
(Branch) Grownup jealousy, noted.
Anyway, I think we're all a little down
because choosing someone for the program
means saying goodbye to a TrollsTopian.
(Val) Minutes boy has a point, Poppy.
It's like we always say,
the Trolls of TrollsTopia are like many notes
forming one beautiful chord.
(Holly) Yeah.
But when even one of them notes is missing,
well, the music just ain't as sweet.
(All) Yeah.
(Poppy) Look.
Guys, I hear you.
But this is bigger than any one Troll.
This exchange program means the values behind TrollsTopia
are spreading throughout the Trolls world.
(All) Yeah.
(Poppy) Then let's not focus on who will lose.
Let's focus on finding the right Troll to send,
someone who gets real joy from learning about Techno culture
and just as much joy sharing their own culture with others.
(All) Yeah.
(Poppy) Then I ask again.
Are you...
with me?
(All) Yeah!
(Branch) Overblown Troll enthusiasm.
Noted.
(Poppy) Candidate assessments round one.
Interviews.
Tell us why you'd be a great fit for this program.
(Guy Diamond) Great?
(laughing)
I'm afraid I'm far too humble
to say such a thing about myself.
Tiny.
(Tiny Diamond) My daddy is the greatest,
and y'all know it.
(Both) Hmm.
(Poppy) Round two.
Essays.
(clears throat)
(Demo) My essay is entitled...
* Yeah, are you ready to rock? *
(fireworks)
Colon. "The importance of sharing hard rock traditions
with other tribes."
(Holly) Hmm!
(Poppy) Round four!
Round nine!
Round 12!
*
(DJ Suki) Yeah!
(Poppy) Hmm.
(Branch) Council members,
after adding up your scores, I'm pleased to announce
that you finally found the best candidate.
DJ Suki.
(All) Oh.
(Holly) I guess that means DJ Suki is the one
leaving TrollsTopia.
(Val) She does seem like the perfect Troll
to go live at Techno Reef.
(All) Yeah.
(Poppy) No, wait. There's a problem.
At the swimming assessment,
I noticed that DJ accidentally began the race
before the starting party popper.
Therefore, I'm afraid we have no choice but to throw out
DJ swimming score completely.
(All) Huh?
(Synth) Throw it out. But why?
DJ won that race by a mile, yo.
(Branch) Plus, if we disqualify her score then,
that brings her into a direct tie with two other Trolls.
(Poppy) I'm sorry, but if we want to make sure
we found the right Troll,
my assessment scrapbook says we must begin...
the tie breaker rounds.
Round 18, underwater campires.
(groaning)
Round 23, shadow puppets.
(roaring)
(screaming)
Round 59.
Rub your head and pat your tummy
(groaning)
Round 212.
Guess what number I'm thinking of?
(All) No way.
(Poppy) Sorry. What was that?
(Val) We said those assessment ideas don't make any sense.
There's no way we're doing them.
(Holly) Poppy, what is going on here?
It almost feels like you're making stuff up as you go.
Just to drag this out.
(Poppy) Drag it out? No, that's not it.
It's all in here.
On page 153, paragraph nine.
The scrapbook clearly explains,
"In the event of a three way tie."
Hey.
(Val) Ha! There is no page 153.
(All) What?
(Poppy) No, it's not what it looks like.
I was just.
Just.
All right, fine.
I am dragging things out
because I don't want anyone to leave!
(All) Ah!
(Poppy) I'm sorry.
I know I said that we shouldn't focus on who we might lose.
But I can't help it. Okay?
I just love you all too much. And the thought
of saying goodbye to one of you,
any of you, it's...
it's...
it's just too sad.
*
(Holly) Trust us, Poppy girl.
No one understands that feeling more than we do.
(Val) She's right, Popsqueak.
We all had to say goodbye to people we loved too
when we came here.
(Poppy) Oh, well, yeah, of course.
(Val) And the truth is,
sometimes it still feels sad, even now.
(Holly) But, Poppy, what you realize,
and I know this will be hard to believe
so you're just going to have to trust us,
you realize that being part of this TrollsTopian dream
you started,
learning to love and respect different Trolls
from different tribes.
Living together in perfect harmony.
Well.
It's so worth it.
(Poppy) Really?
*
(Holly) Really.
(Poppy) Well. King Trollex,
the tribal council has made a decision.
Our choice for the exchange program is...
DJ Suki!
(cheering)
*
(whistling)
*
(Poppy) You know I love you, right?
(DJ Suki) Trust me, no matter where I go, no matter what I do,
if there's one thing I always know for sure,
it's that Poppy loves me.
*
(roaring)
Later.
* You can do it solo *
* But then you'd be all by yourself *
* So it'd be more fun *
* To share this one with someone else *
* Together we will soar *
* Across the sky and beyond *
* So tune up your voice *
* Stand up and sing along *
* All different voices *
* Our melody's ringing *
* We are living in harmony *
* We're living in harmony *
* Our song is much stronger *
* With every Troll singing *
* We're living in harmony *
* All different voices *
* Our melody's ringing *
* We're living in harmony *
* Our song is much stronger *
* With every Troll singing *
* We're living in harmony **
(Poppy) Worth it.
* You can do it solo *
* But then you'd be all by yourself *
* Yo, so It'd be more fun to share *
* This one with someone else *
* Together we will soar across the sky and beyond. *
* So tune up your voice *
* Stand up and sing along *
* All different voices *
* Our melody's ringing *
* We're living in harmony *
* Yeah, we're living in harmony *
* Our song is much stronger *
* With every Troll singing *
* We're living in harmony **