(Breht) "Wow. That's incredible, Breht.
You're like, father of the year, Breht."
Is what you're gonna say once I complete this slide.
(Breht chuckles)
(Lindsay) Uh, looks pretty complicated.
Are you sure you don't want me to call someone, babe?
(Breht) Lindsay. I am a lightspeed engineer.
I'm sure I can handle the assembly
of a mere children's toy.
Watch and learn.
-Huh. -(Lindsay) What's wrong?
(Breht) Weird. I've never seen this type of fastener before.
It's like a nail but somehow...
screwier?
Ah...
I'm gonna look it up online.
(Lindsay) Well, it looks like you got it handled.
I'm going back to my vegetables
and you let me know when you're done.
(Twig) Sure has been a brutal couple of episodes
of events in our lives.
Just keeps getting rougher and rougher, huh?
(Berry) Ever since Leaf's lost his mind,
he's been no help.
Hey, how you doing up there, Leaf?
(Leaf) Tick-tock, tick-tock!
What time is it, Berry?
(Berry) Ok, great job, buddy.
Yeah, he's a goner.
(Twig) I don't know if I can take it anymore.
It's been nightmare after nightmare:
flaming ice statues,
way too many Bens,
killer garden robots,
and worst of all, that time I stubbed my toe!
(Rocksy) You're right, Twig.
I used to think I was powerful and mighty,
like a powerful, mighty horse.
But these last few days
have made me feel small and weak.
Like a weird little puny horse who can't do nothing.
(Twig) Woah, look out!
The Beast!
(Berry) Ugh. It's so hideous and fleshy!
Uh. Rocksy?
Where are you going?
(Rocksy) Woah. The Fleshbeast.
It's like the mightiest of horses.
So strong. So huge. So majestic.
(Berry) Are you trying to get killed or something?!
(Rocksy) I don't know.
I was just overwhelmed with respect for its power.
(Berry) Yeah, well, if you respect it so much,
why don't you marry it?
(Twig) Ugh. Guys, this is serious!
(Berry) Uh-huh. I agree.
Marriage is a very serious commitment
between two individuals.
(Twig) Ugh!
I just wish there was some way we could destroy that thing.
(Rocksy) Destroy that?
It's too mighty. We're powerless against it.
Hey, where'd it go?
(baby roaring)
-(Rocksy) Run, run! -(Twig) Look out!
Watch it!
(baby babbling)
(Leaf) Guys! Guys!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
-guys, guys... -(Berry) I think he's trying
-to tell us something. -(Twig) Leaf,
use more words, buddy.
(Leaf) Guys. I found a place to hide.
It's some kind of wonderful oasis!
Follow me!
(baby stomps)
(everyone screaming)
(Leaf) Quickly!
(Twig panting)
(Twig) Where are we?
Woah!
Such lush vegetation!
Succulent tubers,
plump legumes
and check out those cukes!
This really is an oasis.
(Berry) Dirt!
(Rocksy) Yay! Dirt!
(Leaf) Being surrounded by all this life,
I can feel my natural essence returning.
Ah.
Ah, much better.
(Rocksy) Aw, glad to have you back, Leaf.
(Leaf) Yeah, I'm just glad my break from reality is over.
(baby roaring)
(everyone gasping)
(Leaf) Well, sanity was nice while it lasted.
Ah! Tick tock! Tick tock!
(Leaf laughing crazily)
(cute baby noises)
(Lindsay) Hup bup bup bup buh! Careful.
We don't want to play in mommy's aesthetically curated garden.
Oh, you want the toy. Here ya go, little buddy.
Aw, I see we're having a little trouble
with our fine motor skills.
(both struggling)
Hmmm...
(Rocksy) Woah.
Look at it. It's strong, yet supple.
So brutal, yet so delicate.
Guys, you gotta see this.
What are you doing?
(Twig) Huh?
Oh, just digging some graves.
Check it out, I already finished yours.
(Leaf) Yea, Rocksy. You got a real primo spot.
(Rocksy) So you guys just wanna give up?
(Twig) Well you said it yourself, Rocksy.
We're powerless against that thing.
(Rocksy) Yeah. I guess I did say that.
(Twig) Come on, Rocksy, in you go.
(Rocksy) You guys, we can't just give up
and bury ourselves.
Okay, yeah, we probably don't stand a chance.
Yes, the Fleshbeast is an unstoppable force of nature.
And yes, we're just tiny...
(Berry) Hold up.
I sense a Rocksy pep talk coming on.
(Rocksy) We're tiny, but we're not cowards.
(Twig) Well...
(Rocksy) Not cowards. We don't give up.
We're The Mighty Ones.
And what do we do when we have a problem?
-(Berry) We destroy it! -(Rocksy) Uh, wait,
that's not where I was going with this.
(Twig) Eh, sounds about right to me.
We do destroy a lot of stuff.
(Rocksy) Leaf, will you talk some sense into them?
(Leaf) Pfft. Beef this jazz.
I'm going off to solve
the interdimensional equation of the time dilemma.
Have fun!
Woosh.
(baby babbling)
(Berry) Mighty ones attack!
(battle cries)
(Rocksy) Wait, this isn't what I meant!
(everyone moans)
(Twig) Ugh. I feel terrible.
(Berry) I feel worse.
(Rocksy) I'm good.
(Berry) Psh. Must feel nice to be a rock right about now.
(Rocksy) Well, my ego's bruised. And I bit my tongue.
(Berry) Hmmm...
Impenetrable exterior just like the beast.
(Rocksy) Oh, well, I can't compare to the beast.
(Berry) But...
(Rocksy) Ow! What the heck, Berry!
(Berry) Soft squishy bits ripe for poking!
(Twig) So, uh, you're saying
we should attack The Beast's squishy bits?
(Berry) No, Twig!
I'm saying we should attack The Beast's squishy bits!
C'mon, Rocksy. Any ideas?
(Rocksy) Uh.
Well, I guess I can come up with something.
*
(Twig) Ugh. Remind me why I have to be the catapult again?
(Rocksy) Because you're always the catapult.
-You love it! -(Twig) Um, actually, I don't,
-uh... -(Rocksy) And,
we really appreciate it.
(Twig) Aw, thank you, Rocksy, that means the...
(Rocksy) Okay, you know the drill.
On my mark, Twig launches me at the Beast,
straight towards the squishy bits!
And when I make contact, baboom! No more powerful, beautiful...
beast.
(Berry) Hey Rocksy, what are we gonna use for bait?
(Berry laughing)
I love being bait!
(Berry laughing)
(Twig) It's coming! This is our chance!
Take the shot, Rocksy!
(Rocksy) No problem, I got this.
Umm...
(Berry panting)
(Berry) Rocksy! Rocksy, do it now! Hit it!
Take it down!
(Rocksy) Uh...
(Twig) Make the call, Rocksy!
(Berry) It's now or never!
(Rocksy) Uh, yeah, okay.
Um, here I go...
Gah! It's no use!
(Berry) Rocksy! Why are you hesitating?
(everyone screaming)
(Twig) Oh, phew, that was close.
(everyone moans)
(baby babbling)
(Twig) Rocksy?
(Rocksy) Up here.
Sorry, guys. I couldn't take the shot.
I couldn't bear to destroy something so mighty
and powerful.
(Berry) Ugh. This again?
Why are you so into the Fleshbeast?
It's stupid.
All it ever thinks about is this big, wet circle.
(Twig) I know, right?
It's, like, obsessed with it.
(Berry) It follows it all over the yard.
(Rocksy) Wait a minute! Maybe that's it.
Guys, we need to move to higher ground.
(Berry and Twig groans)
(Twig) Eugh, it's all slimy and slippery and gross.
(Rocksy) Just focus, Twig. We need to move fast!
(baby babbling)
Keep going! Get me in front of its face!
(Twig) I'm trying!
But the ground's so soft and squishy!
Ya!
(Berry struggles)
(Rocksy) Ok, listen closely.
See that tuft of hair?
(Berry) I'm way ahead of you.
(Rocksy) One, two, jump!
(everyone screams)
(beast sounds)
(baby babbling)
(Rocksy) Ha! It's working!
Swing me left!
(Breht laughs)
Not bad.
(Breht cries)
(Rocksy) Now, swing right!
(earbud panting)
(Earbud) We are finally free of the poop!
It is the greatest sensation to once again
feel the sun on my hard, plastic shell!
The warmth that it brings and the...
(Rocksy) Hey! I think we're in control!
(Rocky laughs)
The power is finally ours!
(Berry) What do you wanna do now Rocksy?
(Rocksy) I dunno. Let's just stomp around!
(Berry) Wooo!
(Berry laughs)
(baby noises)
(Lindsay) Oh my gorb. Breht, come quick!
My garden. Looks. Amazing.
(baby babbling)
No-n-n-no! No, baby, no!
*
(Twig) Rocksy, watch out for the cukes!
(Rocksy laughs)
(Rocksy) Forget your cukes, Twig.
We don't need this oasis anymore!
We're now masters of the yard. We can do anything!
(happy baby babbling)
(Lindsay) I think it's time for a mommy break.
(Rocksy) We did it! We truly are the mighty ones.
Now let's see what this baby can do!
(baby roaring)
(soft sobbing)
(Lindsay sighs)
(Lindsay) Hey all my Lindsay Mommies!
Welcome to our baby slide construction video.
Oh look, there's my handy hubby Breht,
who should almost be done by...
Babe, do you need a little more time
to figure out this baby toy?
(Breht) Lindsay.
This is the critical brainstorming phase.
(Lindsay sighs)
(Lindsay) Hey all my Lindsay Mommies!
My handy hubby Breht is going to show us all
how to follow an instruction manual.
(Breht) No! This is subpar garbage.
I could do better.
I will design the most aerodynamic,
efficient baby slide the world has ever seen.
Yeah!
(Lindsay) Hey! All my Lindsay Mommies!
I'm going to show you the easy way to core an avocado.
*
(Leaf) Ho-ho! That's it! I've almost cracked it!
My interdimensional time equation checks out,
but, how do I use it to get us home?
C'mon, tick tock, Leaf, tick tock, tick tock...
(Rocksy) Hey Leaf, guess what we tamed!
Up, up!
(baby babbling)
(Rocksy) Wanna come ride this fleshbeast with us
-and wreck some stuff? -(Leaf) Tick tock,
tick tock, tick tock!
(Rocksy) Agh. Still with this, Leaf?
(Berry) What is wrong with him?
(Twig) Our friend Leaf gets his sustenance from nature.
Being stuck in this new artificial yard
seems to have left him prone to madness...
(Leaf) Why would you even say that, bro?
Why would he even say that!
Ugh! He's right.
This grass isn't normal.
There's no dirt. I don't know who I am anymore.
I lost my home, my friends, Ladybüg, everything!
(Leaf sobbing)
It's up to me to save us and solve time travel.
Okay. Think, Leaf, think.
You use your legs for normal travel
and time travel is bigger than normal travel.
Which could only mean one thing...
I need bigger legs.
I'm a genius!
Time to do science.
One, two, three.
(Breht) The hydraulic pistons will mount here.
Yes, yes. Mhmm, yes! Time for a little energy boost!
Ah! Wooo!
(Leaf) 86, 87, 88, 89.
Ugh, I mean, I'm already wicked swole,
but how do I get "time travel" swole?
Huh? No way.
(slurps)
*
(Leaf moaning)
Oh, I'm so big.
But am I big enough?
Oh. Bingo.
I'm huge!
Woah! It's working.
I'm blasting back in time.
Whoa!
(Breht) And...
perfect.
Hmm, Maybe just one more energy drink.
(Breht laughing)
I am a man, Lindsay!
(Leaf screams)
(Leaf moans)
(Leaf) Uh, What?
Where am I?
When am I?
Hello? Hello... hello...
Is anybody there? There... there...
Where are all the things? Things... things... things.
Did I go too far back? Back... back... back...
There's nothing here.
Oh no, no, no, this is not good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't wanna be stuck in the past forever.
Alone with my thoughts in the void.
(Leaf panting)
(Cool Leaf) Woah! Slow your roll.
(Leaf) Who the heck are you?
(Cool Leaf) You're losin' your cool, man.
I'm here to help you get it back, man.
(Leaf) So am I like, losing my mind?
(Cool Leaf) That's what I'm saying, man!
Now we gotta get this brain healthy
so you can save your friends!
(horn sounds)
(Leaf) My friends.
They must be worried sick about me.
(everyone laughing)
(Twig) Hey. Is anyone worried about Leaf?
(Rocksy) Nope.
(Cool Leaf) Inhale and exhale.
(Leaf coughs)
(Leaf) Nothing's happening!
Meditation's kinda stupid!
(Cool Leaf) Woah. Cool it, beef cake.
Look deep in yourself.
You know the answer to this equation.
(Leaf gasps)
(Leaf) I'm time traveling.
I'm going so fast. So fast, so fast, so fast....
Speed.
Is the answer to the equation, speed?
(Cool Leaf) I dunno, probably.
I'm not real, man, but sounds good.
(Leaf) I love you Vapor Leaf.
(Cool Leaf) I know.
(Cool leaf laughs)
Whatever, man. Bye.
(Ladybüg slurps)
(Leaf gasps)
(Leaf) Is that Ladybüg?
(Ladybüg babbling)
I thought we lost you forever!
Oh right. But this is the past.
This must be prehistoric Ladybüg.
(Ladybüg growling)
Prehistoric Ladybüg,
My name is Leaf.
(Ladybüg growling)
Ah! Speed!
Hey, buddy.
We're going to the future.
Woah!
The answer's speed, buddy!
Speed!
Here we go!
(Breht) Wohoo! All done!
(Breht laughing)
Let's test this puppy out...
Come on.
You got this Breht. Come on. Come on!
That's it!
Hey, babe! Can you grab some coconut oil?
(Lindsay) Can't right now, sweetie.
Just gotta figure this out.
(Lindsay screaming)
(baby babbling)
(Leaf screaming)
(Rocksy) Leaf? Ladybüg? Is that you?
(Leaf) Guys, this isn't our Mr. Ladybüg.
This is prehistoric Ladybüg.
From the time before things.
Oh, man, you won't believe what I've been through.
I got super buff.
And then I blasted back in time, where I met my subconscious.
Aw, he was so great.
He had sunglasses. He had a ponytail!
Cool, cool guy.
I mean wow. Just like, the coolest.
(Rocksy) Wait, what's going on?
(Leaf) And I haven't even told you the best news.
The answer to the time equation is speed.
(Twig) Uh, speed?
(Leaf) Yes!
We can use Mr. Ladybüg's speed to project us
back to our own time!
Come on!
(Ladybüg growls)
(Twig) Yeah, I don't think that's happening.
Ladybüg looks pretty beat.
(Leaf) Huh. Ugh you're right.
For all of us to time travel,
we're gonna need something bigger and faster than Ladybüg.
But what? Ugh!
If only there was a solution to this problem!
(Breht) Here it is! A solution to my problem!
Why didn't I think of this before?
(Leaf) Oh!
(Breht) Oh my gosh.
I've created...
The perfect slide for babies! Wooo!
Lindsay, I need the baby right now!
(baby babbles)
(Leaf) Everyone, board The Beast.
We are riding it down that slope.
(Twig) What? No way.
Did you not just see what happened
to that fruit planet?
I'm sorry, Leaf, but your hairbrained schemes
have gone too far.
You're gambling with our lives. Enough is enough.
(Leaf) But...
but I... but I solved the time equation.
(Rocksy) You sure could use a win, huh, bud?
You know what? We'll try it.
For Leaf. Let's go!
(Berry) Yeah!
(Twig complaining)
(Leaf) Let's get some speed.
-Yeehaw! -(Rocksy) Yah! Yah!
(Berry) This is our moment!
-This is it, guys! -(Leaf) Forward!
(baby noises)
(everyone screaming)
(Rocksy) This is amazing!
(Breht) I am the king of parenting!
(baby squeal)
(vomiting)
*
(Rocksy gasping)
(Rocksy) Can it be?
It's dirt! It's dirt!
Oh! And real grass.
Leaf, you were right, it worked!
(Leaf) Uh, yeah, yeah. I know.
(Rocksy) Ha-ha! We're home! We're home.
(Bats) Well girls, that's the last of our stuff
from the dump.
(Samosa) I just feel bad we had to beat up all those clowns.
(Kensington) Innit lovely that we found
an identical house next door to squat in?
(everyone cheering)
(Rocksy) Home! It's so beautiful and dirty!
(Filthy Nathan) Hey y'all!
So, you guys finally came next door.
(Leaf) Yes, Filthy Nathan,
we did come through the time portal!
(Rocksy) Hup, hup, hup. Hup!
(Leaf sighs)
(Twig) Oh, Leaf, you saved us!
(Cool Leaf) Baba-doo, baby.
-(Twig) No more danger? -(Leaf) No more danger.
(Bats) Aw, sweet. The shed is full of stuff.
Who's up for some yard work?
(Kensington) Oh, dibs on the rock crusher.
(Samosa) Yo, let me get that berry mangler.
(Bats) And I'll take the leaf mincer.
*