(grunting)
(sneeze)
* One, two *
* Don't call us freaks of nature *
* We're more than stick and stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Than you'll find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small and delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no! *
* We are the Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are the Mighty Ones! **
*
(Berry) Okay, I want some jazzy string over there.
(gasping)
And more jazzy string over there.
(gasping)
I don't know, is it too jazzy?
(Twig) Hey, how come I'm the only one decorating?
You guys could be helping, you know.
(Berry) I am helping.
I'm supervising.
(Rocksy) Yep, and we're helping by...
also supervising.
(Berry) I just want everything to be nice
for Gherkin's visit, y'know?
(Twig) Uh, yeah, about that, who is Gherkin?
Do I even know him?
(Berry) Course you know Gherkin.
He's the fifth Mighty One.
(Twig) I thought Mr. Ladybüg was the fifth Mighty One.
(Berry) Pshh. He wishes.
Nope, it's Rocksy, Berry, Leaf, Twig...
and Gherkin!
He used to hang out with us all the time,
until one day he left to get pickled.
Oh, man.
Gherkin was the coolest, wildest party animal around.
Like, the time we found that egg...
(Leaf) All right, let's just get him back up on the tree. Problem solved.
(Gherkin) Oh, cool! What is that?
Hey. Go long!
Heh-hoo!
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
(Leaf) Well, that takes care of that.
(Rocksy) Hey! Remember that other time with the bees?
(mumbling)
The figure eight...
(Berry) Let's do this.
(Gherkin) Yah, let's do this!
I just ate my whole body weight in honey!
Woo-woo-woo-woo woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
(Leaf) And who could forget that time when I gave birth?
(mumbling)
I'm not good mama material.
(Gherkin) Shut up, Leaf.
Hey, Leaf, shut up and look into my eyes.
You got this, bro.
Now, let's do our breathing like we practiced, okay?
(both) Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
(Gherkin) Come on, Leaf!
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo...
(Leaf) He stayed by my side like a brother.
-(Twig) Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure that was me. -(Leaf) Nah, I don't think so.
(Gherkin) Oh, salutations, strangers.
Uh, perchance, do any of you know
where I might find "The Mighty Ones"?
(Berry) He's here!
It's so good to see you!
(Gherkin) Wow. Being back here is so...
surreal per se?
(Rocksy) So, what was it like getting pickled?
(Gherkin) How does one truly put it into words?
I suppose I would call it a, uh, formative experience.
(Berry) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough about that junk.
Ready to get wild like the old times?
(Gherkin) Oh, well, certainly.
I'm sure it will be amusing
to reconnect with my humble beginnings.
(Berry) Just a little bit further...
Okay! Open your eyes!
(Gherkin) Fireflies!
Oh my, now this does take me back
to fond days of yor.
(Berry) Yeah!
Let's get 'em!
(Firefly 1) Oh, no, she's back.
-(Firefly 2) Run away! -(Firefly 3) Wait, what are we doing now?
-Ow, ow! -(Berry) Smack-smack smack-smack.
(Firefly 3) Well, I simply don't care for this at all.
(Berry) Hey, you wanna get in on this action, Gherks?
(Gherkin) Eh, don't you think smacking bugs around is a little bit uncouth?
(Firefly 3) Yeah, keep your hands to yourself, why don'tcha?
(Berry) Okay, yeah, you're not feeling it.
No big deal.
We can do something else!
(coughing)
That was great.
C'mon, you can do it.
(Gherkin) Umm, sticking my face in mud feels,
uh, yah, a little bit unhygienic, per se?
(Berry) Hmm... Oh!
I know something that'll put some pepper in your stepper.
(Rabbit) Honk-shoo, honk-shoo, honk-shoo...
(Berry) Okay.
On three, we make a bunch of noise and wake up Rabbit!
(Gherkin) Uh, mhmm.
To what end?
(Berry) Oh, you'll see.
(laughing)
Three!
(fart)
(Rabbit) Oh! Who squeezed my tooter?
(Berry) Rabbit farted!
(laugh)
(Gherkin) Um, Berry, indulge me.
What exactly would you be doing with your time
if I wasn't present?
(Berry) I dunno.
Probably everything we did just now.
(Gherkin) Wow. Fascinating. It's as though you...
haven't changed at all, per se?
(Berry) Gherkin, you seem different since you got pickled.
(Gherkin) Ah, well, thank you, I do feel a lot different.
These old childish follies hold little interest for me.
Yes, I'm, uh, much, much, much more intrigued
by scholarly pursuits now.
You know, such as pondering the sky,
why it's up?
What is the essence of grass?
Where do clams come from? Why is it--
Berry, are you even listening to me?
(Berry) Huh? Oh, no. Not at all.
But check that out.
(Leaf) Let's do this!
(both) One, two, three, four, I declare a rump war!
(Leaf) Hah!
Cheeks!
-Woop! -(Rocksy) Careful!
In between!
(laughing)
(Gherkin) I, uh, excuse me, pardon me,
I just remembered, some of my pickle friends
are hosting a little, a little soirée this evening,
and I promised I'd make an appearance.
So, have to be, uh, carrying on...
(Berry) Oh! Party?
Sounds fun! I'll go get the dungball.
(Gherkin) Oh, What? Eh.
No! No, no, no.
I'm afraid you will find this event terribly dull.
Yes, very, so...
But let's, let's plan to reconvene some other time.
Shall we? Ciao!
-(Rocksy) Where's Gherkin going? -(Berry) Some awesome party.
He thinks we wouldn't like it, which is coo-coo,
because we are the best party guests.
-(Leaf) Yeah! Woohoo! -(Twig) I also like to attend parties.
(all) Whoa...
(Rocksy) This must be it.
(murmuring)
(Construct Pickle) Personally, I find barrels
to be a social construct.
(Ascot Pickle) Hm. Yes, yes.
(Poetry Pickle) I've been reading a lot of poetry.
It's the only thing that quenches my soul.
-(Ascot Pickle) Oh, yes. -(Beret Pickle) Quite.
(Berry) Bleh.
(Gherkin) Good one, per se.
You know what?
That reminds me of an essay I read in Le Cornichon.
(Berry) Woo! Ha-ha!
You ready to go nuts or what?
Woot, woot, woot!
-Woot, woot, woot... -(Beret Pickle) Ugh. What is this thing?
(Gherkin) Oh, uh, this is, uh, one of the feral children I baby sit.
Uh-huh. For charity. For charity, yah.
Will you just excuse us for one moment, per se?
(laugh)
Berry, what are you doing here?
(Berry) Aw, you know.
We just wanted to party with our best bud.
(Gherkin) Wait. "We?"
(Leaf) Yooo. Gherkin.
This place is awesome.
I didn't know there was going to be a snack table.
(munching)
(French Pickle) Ew!
That is repulsive!
(gulping)
(Ascot Pickle) Are these more of your feral children, Gherkin?
(Twig) Dr. Clod says there's no way to remove the worms from my eyes.
-You wanna see em'? -(Beard Pickle) Oh...
-(Earrings Pickle) He's dead. -(French Pickle) Gherkin, do you know these simpletons?
(Gherkin) Uh...
(Berry) Psh. Of course he does.
We're Gherkin's best friends.
Tell 'em, Gherk.
(Gherkin) Um, per se....
(murmurs)
(Gherkin) Uh... these-these children are just joking.
They're just babies, just babies over here. Babies I used to baby sit.
Okay. It's time to go home now, babies.
Bye!
(Berry) Oh.
Wow...
I'm so sorry, Gherkin.
(Gherkin) Oh, wha-- Really?
(Berry) I am so sorry...
that you've forgotten how to have fun!
But we're gonna fix that!
(Gherkin) Gah! What?
(Berry) Who's ready for Gherkin's favorite party game?
(Gherkin) No, no, no! Not the...
(Berry) Dungball!
(all) Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
(Gherkin) Not the dung--
(grunt)
(gasps)
(Party Pickle 1) He's covered in it!
(murmurs)
(Party Pickle 2) Shun the dunged one!
(all) Woo-woo-woo-woo!
(Berry) Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
(Gherkin) Nooo!
No!
It's ruined!
(crying)
Don't look at me!
(crying)
(Berry) Heh-heh, uh...
Woo?
(Gherkin cries)
Uh. Knock, knock.
Um, hey, Gherkin.
(Gherkin) How did you find me?
(Berry) I just followed the scent of pickle-juice and poo.
(Gherkin) Well, guess what, I'm not in the mood anymore
for anymore of your juvenile high-jinx.
Okay? Okay?
(Berry) No high-jinx.
I just wanted to give you this.
(sniff)
(Gherkin) Huh, I remember this...
We were but scrappy youngsters
when we came across that huge field of fireflies.
We laughed and chased them
until it became dark and their butts lit up the sky.
We stayed up all night.
Not a care or responsibility in the world.
Wow. I can't believe you still have this.
(Berry) Yeah, well...
sometimes people change
to where they can't really relate
to each other anymore, and that's okay.
We'll always have our memories.
(Gherkin) Berry, that's actually very insightful, per se.
(Berry) Uh. Thanks.
-(Rocksy) Did Gherkin leave again? -(Berry) Yeah.
He doesn't belong to us anymore.
He belongs with the pickles.
(Twig) You think you'd ever want to get pickled, Berry?
(Berry) Oh, barf, no way, those guys are the worst.
(Gherkin) Greetings, colleagues, I have returned. I'm...
(screaming)
(Lindsay) Hey, guys. Welcome back to my channel.
I just jarred my first pickles.
(screaming)
(Rocksy) Okay, guys, we just need to get a few more things ready
and then it will be camping time!
Twig, you're on stick-gathering duty.
(Twig) What about Leaf? He's just chilling.
(Rocksy) No, he's not. Leaf's on vibe duty.
Hey, Leaf! Vibe check.
(Leaf) Vibe's good.
(Twig) Oh, c'mon, can I vibe check instead?
(Rocksy) I dunno...
Can you?
(Twig) Yeah. Sure! Check this out.
(clears throat)
The vibe is fine!
(bird caws)
(sigh)
I'll go pick up sticks.
-(Berry) Oh, oh, what about me? -(Rocksy) You're on hole duty!
Every campsite needs lots of hole...
(Berry) I'm on it!
(Twig) One adorable bundle of sticks.
-What are they for, anyway? -(Rocksy) Oh, we're just gonna put them
into a neat little stack and watch them burn!
(baby laughing)
(Twig) Uh, excuse me.
I have some small, moral dilemma to take care of.
(laugh)
(Rocksy) Okay, but after that we're having smorp's!
(Kensington) Ah, nothing like a quiet afternoon tea
and biscuit break.
Uh! My jelly wanger!
Oi! Not cool, mate!
Oi, fancy man, I'm talking to you!
Can you even hear me? Hello?
(Leaf Blower Man) Ya just blow these lil goobers wherever you want.
(chuckle)
(Breht) So true.
(Kensington) Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you. Whoa!
This is war.
(laugh maniacally)
(coughing)
(Twig) Hey, Rooocksy.
(Rocksy) It's me, Rocksy!
(Twig) Well, um, I finished with the sticks.
So what do you want me to do now?
(Rocksy) Let's see, hey, you could go get us
some mushmallows for the smorp's!
(Twig) Well, that sounds like a great idea!
(Berry) Hey, Rooocksy.
(Rocksy) Oh. Yeah, Berry?
(Berry) I finished diggin' a hole, uh,
what should I do now?
(Rocksy) Uh, why don't you just dig another hole?
(Berry) Yah! Great idea!
-(Twig) Hey, Rooocksy. -(Rocksy) Uh, yah, Twig?
(Twig) What's a mushmallow?
(Rocksy) It's kinda small and it's made of plant stuff and--
-(Berry) Rocksy! -(Rocksy) Yah, Berry?
(Berry) I dug up another hole, but...
-(Twig) Rocksy! -(Rocksy) Yeah, Twig?
(Twig) So, I found these two things but I'm not sure--
-(Berry) Hey, Rocksy! -(Rocksy) What?
(Berry) I-I lost the hole.
(Rocksy) H-How? How could you lose a hole...
-(Leaf) Hey, Rocksy! -(Rocksy) Yes, Leaf?
(Leaf) Just saying hey.
(Berry) Hey, Rocksy?
(Rocksy) What now?
(Berry) What's that dark ominous cloud coming towards us?
(Rocksy) Wait, the what now?
(all) Whoa!
(screaming)
(Kensington) Stupid fancy neighbor.
This'll show him what for.
(all) Whoa!
(Breht) Oh, looks like I missed a spot.
(all) Whoa!
(Kensington) Well done, old girl!
Back for round two, ay!
(all) Whoa!
(Breht) Oh, okay.
Let's go!
(Leaf) Whoa!
(Twig) Hey, Rocksy, w-what's happening?
(Berry) Hey, Rocksy, are we gonna have
to live in the sky now?
(Leaf) Hey, Rocksy, when is this thing gonna be over
cuz I kinda got plans with this super chill armadillo later.
(chuckle)
(Rocksy) Don't worry, guys. Everything is gonna be fine.
I totally have a plan to get us out of here.
And it's like, a very real, very good, very real plan.
Yep.
(Leaf) Yeah, that totally makes sense, we trust you.
(Breht) You call that a leaf blower?
It doesn't even have Wi-Fi.
(Kensington) You shut your yuppy gob about me leaf blower!
(all) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(Berry) Hey, Rocksy.
Look how much dirt's getting blown into my eyes.
(Rocksy) Eye! That's it!
We gotta get to the eye of the storm!
We'll be safe and sound in there!
(Leaf) Which way is it?
I feel like directions are just, like, concepts in here, ya know?
(Rocksy) Uh... um...
Oh! It's this way!
Throw me into the center and I'll pull us all to safety!
(grunt)
(Leaf) And they never saw her again.
I-I'm just kidding.
But maybe...
(Rocksy) Oh, sweet mama, I hope this works!
Oh...
(Berry) Rocksy! You were right!
(Rocksy) Heh-heh. Nothing to it.
(all) Hey, Rooocksy?
(Rocksy) Uh, yeah, guys?
(Berry) Now what do we do?
(Rocksy) Uh, we...
have our camping trip here!
And wait for this whole thing to just blow over.
(Twig) Hey, Rocksy, um, are you sure we're safe?
(Rocksy) Psh, of course I'm sure.
It's me, Rocksy. Would I lie to you?
Oh, look, Berry's getting into the camping spirit already!
(Berry) I've almost hit the bottom.
Whoa!
(screaming)
(Kensington) Oi! Old man, are you ready to shut that thing off?
(Breht) We're like the same age!
And no! I'll never shut this thing off!
(phone ringing)
(Lindsay) Will you shut that thing off?
The baby is napping!
(Breht) Yes, babe. Sorry, Lindsay.
I just got caught up
in this stupid petty rivalry with our neighbors.
(Lindsay) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say the neighbors?
Don't turn it off. Turn it up!
We won't let those filthy squatters push us around!
(Breht) But it won't go any higher, babe!
(Lindsay) Then it's time for phase two.
(Breht) What is this?
(Lindsay) An upgrade.
(Rocksy) Aw, yeah.
We're gonna get a nice cross breeze in our new tent now.
(chuckle)
Hey, Berry, how them holes comin'?
(Berry) Uh, are you sure we should be digging more holes?
(Rocksy) Ah, Leaf! Vibe check!
(Leaf) Yeah, vibe's kinda up in the air right now.
(Rocksy) Haha, and how!
Twig, you done gathering sticks yet?
(Twig) Uh, almost...
Uh. Woops!
Oh, no!
(Rocksy) This is the best camping trip ever!
(forced laughter)
(Kensington) Whoa, what the...
(Breht) Howdy, neighbor!
(Kensington) Caw blimey.
(maniacal laughter)
(Breht) It's over 9,000!
(Kensington) What, 9,000?
There's no way that can be right!
(laughing)
(Twig) It's getting worse!
(Leaf) Whoa!
(Berry) No, Leaf!
(Rocksy) Oh, don't worry, guys! Everything's fine!
I have this under control.
(Twig) Hey, Rocksy, the island is breaking up!
(Berry) Hey, Rocksy, should I dig more holes?
(Leaf) Hey, Rocksy, you have a plan, right?
(all) Hey, Rocksy! Hey, Rocksy! Hey, Rocksy! Hey, Rocksy!
(Rocksy) Enough!
(Berry) Hey, Rocks...
(all) Rocksy!
(Breht) Haha! Bow to the king of wind!
(maniacal laughter)
(blower breaking)
Uh, oh.
That doesn't sound good.
(Rocksy) I...
I don't have a plan.
Who am I?
Do I even deserve to call myself a leader?
A friend? A Rocksy?
(Breht) Whoa, whoaaa!
-Help me, help Linds! -(Lindsay) Oh, yah,
this is premium content. Try to flail more, babe!
(Breht) Ah! Why is this happening?
(Rocksy) Hey, Rocksy, looks like you're really
in over your head this time.
Maybe some things are just out of your control...
Or maybe, when everything is falling apart,
true leadership is knowing when you don't have all the answers.
And maybe, just maybe...
(screaming)
-(Breht) Help me! Help me! -(Lindsay) I'll be right back, babe,
I have got to post this!
(screaming)
(Rocksy) Oh, hey, the tent!
(Twig) Oh, no, everything's breaking apart!
Looks like it's the end!
(Leaf) Guys, before we're obliterated
and scattered to the wind, I just wanted let you know
that me and that chill armadillo tonight,
well, we're actually...
(Rocksy) Whoaaa!
(all) Rocksy!
(Berry) Rocksy, I knew it!
You had a plan to save us all along!
(Rocksy) Actually, Berry...
Yah.
Yah, that's exactly what I did.
(screaming)
(Breht) Ah!
(sigh)
(Kensington) Oh, blimey.
I won.
I won!
Rightio, that takes care o' that.
Now back to me Jelly Wanger!
Scrumptious.
(Lindsay) So, like, does the warrantee
on the jet pack leaf blower cover
man-child-husband-high-jinx?
Oh, it does? Really?
Wow, that's great! It just has to be in one piece?
(baby crying)
(grunting)
(Breht) Don't worry, Linds.
I'll take care of this.
(Lindsay) Aw, thanks, babe.
(Breht) Here ya go!
(baby crying)
(scream)
(Rocksy) Berry, those holes are lookin' good!
(Berry) Almost done!
(Rocksy) Leaf, vibe check?
(Leaf) Vibe is toasty.
(Rocksy) Haha, sure is!
Twig, the mushmallows are done! You want one?
Twig?
*
(Twig) I'm fine.
(Rocksy) Okay, well, I'm gonna eat yours!
(chuckle)
*