(grunting)
(sneeze)
* One, two *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more Than stick and stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Than you'll find On your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no! *
* We are the Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are the Mighty Ones! **
(Elder Berry) Hark, young ones.
The Ripening is nearly upon us.
(Young Berry) Elder Berry,
what happens during the Ripening?
(Elder Berry) Singing, dancing,
and gorging on delicious dirt.
That is what the ritual of the Ripening is all about.
(cheering)
All berries look forward to the Ripening.
All berries.
(Berry) The Ripening? Pass.
(Rocksy) What? But this sounds awesome.
Singing and dancing?
An all-you-can-eat dirt buffet?
Free-flowing dirt fondue?
An open bar...
of dirt?
Oh, boy, those berries really like their dirt, don't they?
(Twig) You had me at singing and dancing!
(Leaf) Why are you being such a poopy pants?
(sigh)
(Berry) It's like, you know that thing,
where you love your family
but you're totally ashamed of them.
-(Rocksy) No. -(Twig) No.
(Leaf) Mmm...
(Berry) It's just, you guys are so cool
and they're so not.
They're kind of embarrassing.
(Rocksy) But it looks like so much fun.
Oh! And look!
You can bring your friends!
-(Twig) Please. -(Leaf) Come on!
-(Rocksy) I wanna meet your parents! -(Berry) Ugh, okay, okay, fine.
But if they get all weird, don't say I didn't warn you.
(all) The Ripening...
Ripening...
The Ripening...
(Weirdo Berry) The Ripening...
* Oh, the Ripening Is a sacred time *
* For caroling And eating grime *
* Oh, the Ripening Is a special day *
* It's a ritual we must obey! *
* Oh, we live our lives In the berry patch *
* But once a year We throw a bash! *
* To mark this Very special time *
* When baby berries Leave the vine! *
* Oh, the grim face of death *
* He comes for us all! *
* He claws at our vines *
* Makes our leaves Wilt and fall! *
* A berry's role in this life *
* Is humble and small *
* So we sing and dance *
* And we eat And we have a ball! *
* Oh, the Ripening Is a scared time *
* For caroling And eating grime *
* Oh, the Ripening Is a special day *
* It's a ritual That we must... *
* Obey! **
(farting sounds)
(Berry) Whuddup, nerds?
(all) Verry Berry!
(Berry) Alright, it's good to see you guys, too.
Not that big deal.
(Uncle Berry) We're so glad you could make it.
When we didn't get an RSVP, we just, you know,
assumed you were dead.
(Berry) Nope. Not yet.
Now, I don't want you guys
to make too big a deal out of this,
but, uh, I did bring some guests.
This is Rocksy...
(Uncle Berry) Oh, of course we know who they are!
Rocksy, the fearless leader.
Leaf, the toughest, coolest plant around.
And Twig, the other member of the group.
(grunt)
They're legendary around here.
Oh, my gosh, it's really them.
-(Berry 1) Oh, wow. -(Uncle Berry) I love these characters.
(Berry) Alright, alright.
Hey, don't crowd them.
Can you guys just not be weird for like five minutes?
Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry, guys.
Do you wanna go? We can go.
(Rocksy) Are you kidding? This place is awesome!
(Leaf) Yeah, Berry.
Your family rules.
(Berry) Aren't you creeped out?
They're, like, obsessed with you.
(Twig) It's fine. I mean, it's not like they know
our deep dark secrets or anything...
Not that I have any deep dark secrets.
(Weirdo Berry) No secrets, huh?
Not even that you're...
extremely ticklish?
(Twig) Ti-ti-ticklish? What?
Wuh, where, where'd you get that idea?
* Bum! *
What the...? Where, where'd you little guys come from?
* Bum! *
Wha?
* Bum! Bum! *
Wha, wha, what's happening?
(Rocksy) I think it's another song.
(Berry) Yeah.
Things tend to get pretty musical around here.
(Twig) Uh...
Wha, what are you, what are you doing with those leaves?
* Tickle tickle Tick-tickle tickle *
* Tick Tickle Tickle Twiggy *
* Twiggy's covered In Ticklish spots! *
* Tick Tickle Tickle Twiggy *
* Even a breeze on his bark Sets him off *
* Tickle his knee *
* He giggles with glee *
* Tickle his heel *
* And watch Twiggy squeal! *
* Tick Tickle Tickle Twiggy *
* Tickling Twiggy Is all kinds of fun! *
* Tick-tick-tick Tickle Tickle Twiggy *
* Now our Tickling song Is all done! **
(Twig) Oh... Oh, boy.
Oh, that was a lot.
(Berry) Well, that's one song I hope to never hear again
in my entire life.
(Rocksy) I thought it was a cute little diddy.
(Leaf) Eh, no. That was definitely kinda creepy.
(Twig) How did you guys know I was so darn ticklish?
(Weirdo Berry) Oh, we know everything about you guys.
(Uncle Berry) We're your biggest fans.
(Rocksy) Oh, oh, oh, oh! Me next, me next, me next!
(Berry) Rocksy, don't encourage them.
(Rocksy) What do you mean? I wanna hear the song they wrote about me.
(Uncle Berry) Oh. Sorry. We don't have a song about you.
(Rocksy) Oh, I didn't mean to be presumptuous.
I just thought--
(Uncle Berry) We have an epic ballad!
*
* This is the legend Of Rocksy the Brave! *
* Of the battles she's fought And the people she's saved! *
* An explorer at heart And a natural leader *
* She'll never let A challenge defeat her! *
* She fought off a hawk To protect her friends! *
* And reset Twig's knee When it would not bend! *
* She rubbed Leaf's back When he felt like crud *
* And helped Shelly escape *
* When she got stuck In the mud! *
* She cheered up Dave When he had a bad day *
* And helped Bernard To set up his 401k *
* Aww, yeah! Retirement plan! *
(Rocksy) Aww, you guys, stop.
But not really, keep the song going.
* Yes, this is the legend Of Rocksy the Brave! *
* Of the battles she's fought And the people she's saved! *
* She rescued Rabbit When he got lost in the snow *
* And then lied to Berry About her improv show! *
(Berry) What?
You said you loved A Strawberry Named Desire.
(Rocksy) I, I found it very interesting.
* She creeps on Leaf When he lifts his weights! *
(Leaf) Hold up, you do what?
* She's so creepy! *
* Then destroyed Twig's memoirs by mistake! *
(Twig) That's what happened to my memoirs?
* Then she accidentally Started a cult that... *
(Rocksy) Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's enough stories...
* Thus goes the legend Of Rocksy the Brave! *
* Of the battles she's fought And the people she's saved! **
(cheering)
(Berry) Alright, you guys have officially
embarrassed me enough.
Come on, guys.
We are so out of here.
(Leaf) Hey, we can't leave yet.
It's only fair we stay long enough
to hear if they have a song about me.
(Uncle Berry) Do we have a song about you?
You walk in here with big, beautiful calves like that,
and you don't think we have a song about you?
(Workout Berry) Okay, everyone...
It's time to blast those quads, and toughen those tendons!
(yawn)
* Now, Leaf is a guy With a strong physique *
* His muscular build Is really unique! *
* Unique! *
* What is his secret? What's his technique? *
* Well, it all comes down To his protein drink *
* The first few ingredients Are stuff you'd expect *
* Soy protein powder For its bulking effect *
* As many flax seeds As you can collect *
* With a hint of honey You can barely detect! *
* But our good friend Leaf He doesn't stop there! *
* He throws in pieces Of garbage and hair *
-(Rocksy) Gross. -(Twig) Yuck.
* A rumor I've heard Time and again *
* Is that Leaf puts bugs In his protein blend! *
* A gnat, a fly A black widow spider *
* Are all included In his secret cider *
(Rocksy) Oh... Oh, my gorb.
Leaf, I thought you were like, vegan.
(Leaf) Eh, I'm really more of a flexitarian.
* We've been drinking Leaf's shake every day *
* And now our legs Are beefy like Leaf's! *
* With Leaf's protein drink! Yeah! **
-(Rocksy) Leaf, are you crying? -(Leaf) Never thought I could have
such a positive effect on so many people.
(Berry) Ugh. I don't understand why you guys
have to be so intense. This is too weird.
We're going home.
(Uncle Berry) We didn't mean to embarrass you, Verry Berry.
I know we might seem a little strange
compared to all the cool people
you've met out there in the Yard.
But The Ripening is our tradition.
And it's your tradition too.
(Berries) No, don't go Berry!
(sigh)
(Berry) You guys got a point.
After all, this is my family.
And if the Ripening is goofy and embarrassing,
I guess being goofy and embarrassing is in my juice.
(cheering)
-(Leaf) Aw! So great. -(Twig) Oh, how touching!
(Uncle Berry) You know what that means, right?
It's time for the feast to begin.
(cheering)
(Leaf) Let's get crazy!
(Uncle Berry) I hope you're ready, after all...
You three are the main course.
(gasping)
(Twig) I, I thought you guys just ate dirt.
(Uncle Berry) And what do you think dirt is made of, you sillies?
(Weirdo Berry) Sticks and leaves and pebbles and stuff!
-(Berries) The Ripening... -(Rocksy) Berry? Berry! Berry!
(Berry) Boy, I sure learned a lot today about the importance of family.
(Uncle Berry) Oh, you can say that again.
(Rocksy) Berry, we need your help!
(Berry) Happy Ripening, everyone.
Happy Ripening to us all!
* Oh, the Ripening Is a special day *
* It's a ritual we must... *
* Obey! **
* Punk-rock-maraca-rock! Punk-rock-maraca-rock! *
* Punk-rock-maraca-rock! **
(Kensington) Maraca solo!
(grunting)
(Bats) Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow. Maraca cramp.
We've been Maraca-Rockin' for hours.
It's too much ma-rockin.
Come on, you can rub some butter on my arm.
(Kensington) Oh, again?
(Leaf) Okay, okay. But how are we supposed to know that wasn't you?
(Rocksy) Are you kidding me?
Best friends should recognize each other!
(Berry) So maybe we messed up a little bit.
(Rocksy) You threw me into the snake hole!
-(Twig) We thought you were the witch. -(Rocksy) There was no witch!
(Leaf) Well, yeah. We know that now.
(Berry) A witch would've zapped those snakes
instead of lying there and taken all the biting.
(Rocksy) You know what hurt more than the biting?
You guys didn't recognize me.
Now, listen, if you ever, ever mistake me
for someone else again, I'm done. You hear me?
(Twig) Oh, my dear!
(Rocksy) I have to walk this off.
I'll be back later.
Maybe.
(Berry) I think she's serious this time.
(Twig) Gee wiz, we really messed up, guys.
(Berry) We can't lose her.
We have to make sure we never make a mistake like this again.
-(Leaf) Agreed. -(Twig) Agreed.
(Rocksy) Can't even recognize their own best friend. I feel so invisible.
What do I have to do to get noticed?
Oh, huh. I've never noticed this before.
Oh, there's a hole! I wonder what's in there.
(Dot) Oh, there's a hole! I wonder what's out there.
Hey, come on, you lazy beans, get up.
Hey, let's go do somethin'.
(Spencer) I did something.
(Beansy) Oh, yeah, that's right.
Spencer took a nap.
Should we all take a nap?
Hey, wait for me.
(snoring)
(sigh)
(Dot) Laziest bunch of beans I ever did seen...
Hey!
(Rocksy) Woah, who are you?
(Dot) Wa? Who am I?
I am Dot, from Dot & The Beans!
Now, when you're a rockstar, everyone knows who you are.
We travel all over performing our music.
(Rocksy) That sounds amazing.
I just stay here in the yard
doing stupid things with my friends.
(Dot) Doing stupid things?
Oh, man, I could go in for doing some stupid things
right about now.
(Rocksy) Hey, as a rockstar...
do you ever get, um...
thrown into a snake hole?
(Dot) Heh. Listen, kid.
When you're a rockstar,
people jump into the snake hole for you.
(Rocksy) Wow.
That sounds like exactly what I need.
(Dot) To be honest,
the rockstar life's a little "rinse-dry-repeat."
Wouldn't mind a change of scenery.
Hey, here's a wild idea.
You wanna switch places? I could use a little adventure.
(Rocksy) Uh. Yes...
If only.
(Dot) Why not, though? You could totally be me.
-We're practically twins already. -(Rocksy) Okay. I'm in!
You're gonna need this.
(Dot) Oh, thanks.
Here's mine.
(Rocksy) Aw, cool! Rockstar clothes.
(Dot) Meow.
-(Rocksy) Are we really doin' this? -(Dot) Oh, it's happening.
-(Rocksy) I can't believe this is happening. -(Dot) It's really happenin'.
(Rocksy) It is totally happening, isn't it?
(Dot) You better believe it.
(Rocksy) Ah! It's just so crazy. I can't believe it's happening.
-(Dot) Start believing it. -(Rocksy) Oh, ho. Here we go.
It's pretty wild.
I can't believe it's happening.
(Dot) Time to start believing.
(Rocksy) Woohoo.
(Dot) Just remember, you are a rockstar.
(giggle)
(Rocksy) Rockstar...
(Twig) Oh, man. I can't believe we threw Rocksy into the snake hole.
(Berry) I'm never going to jump to conclusions
like that ever again.
(Leaf) Yo, if we ever call her out for being an imposter,
we better be absolutely sure.
(Berry) Our friendship is on the line so no one mess this up.
(Leaf) Okay, shh, here comes Rocksy.
(Dot) Oh, hey. You must be the friends.
It's me. Rosby!
Who's up for some adventures? Boom-boom-boom. Come on.
Let's go home and do somethin' stupid.
(Twig) Uh, home is that way.
Rocksy.
(Dot) Oh, yeah.
(humming)
(Leaf) So great that Rocksy is back, huh?
(Twig) Yes.
That is Rocksy.
(Berry) Our Rocksy.
(Rocksy) Uh, hello.
(Beansy) Hey, Dot, what's goin' on?
(Rocksy) Woo! Rockstar life.
So, what are we gonna do? We gonna do a little jam-fest?
Do a little sing-down?
We gonna do, like, uh, rockstar stretches?
Or what? What should we do?
(Beansy) Well, you're lookin' at it.
We just sit here until something shakes the room
and bashes us against the wall.
(Rocksy) Oh, ew.
(Dot) There's gotta be somethin' stupid we can do right now.
Like, uh, what about that snake hole?
(Twig) Uh, I thought you hated snakes?
(Dot) What? Me?
No! Snakes are sick. If there's one thing about me,
it's that I will pile drive the crap outta a snake...
or my name ain't Rosalyn the Snake Wrangler.
Now, there's gotta be a snake around here somewhere. Boom-Boom-Boom!
(Twig) Wow.
I'm really glad Rocksy got over her fear of snakes.
(Leaf) Yeah...
I guess Rocksy's deep-seated,
lifelong phobia just kinda vanished.
(snoring)
(Rocksy) Okay. I think you napped enough.
Let's do some other rockstar stuff.
Don't we have any, like, instruments,
or songs we should be singing?
(Beansy) Singing?
What's that?
(Rocksy) You know, singing. Just a little bit of...
* Ma! Mi mi mi! *
* Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee *
* La la la la! **
(Spencer) That was amazing, Dot.
(Chungo) I didn't know you could make music
without getting bashed against the wall.
(Rocksy) It's music without the ouch.
(Spencer) I thought we like the ouch, man.
(Bonks) Mmm.
Do we though?
(Rocksy) Why don't you try my way? Hm?
Why don't you, uh, line up over there.
All right, who wants to try first?
(Chungo) Uh, I'll give it a try.
(screech)
(Rocksy) Uh, good...
Now, you.
(babbling)
(Rocksy) Now everyone...
(screeching)
(Rocksy) Oh, ho. Okay. Keep it up. There you go.
(Dot) Oh ho, hey.
Rock again?
Oh, you beat me every time.
(Dot giggles)
(Leaf) Man, Rocksy's really having fun with that snake.
(Berry) Uh... guys?
(both) Yeah?
(Berry) I think we need to talk about...
(Dot) Talk about what?
Oh-ho-ho. Look at that!
Yo, Mr. Sticks, come follow that thing
with your good friend, Rosie.
Hi, Bingy.
Come climb this hill with your friend Rihanna.
Come ride worms with your friend Samantha!
Monica!
Your friend Jackie!
It's Danielle!
Come on, let's have some fun!
(chuckle)
(Leaf) It's so funny and normal
how Rocksy can't never remember her name.
* Bum-bum-bum-bum *
* Oh, let me tell you Bout the life of a bean *
* I'll tell you now! *
* It ain't easy If you know what I mean *
* Bum-bum-bum-bum *
* Though life's a burden *
* We know One thing's for certain *
* Dot is our friend *
* She's our queen **
(Rocksy) Oh, man.
Now, that's rock and roll.
(Beansy) We learned from the best.
Look at how far you've brought us, Dot.
(Rocksy) It's so nice to hear that. You know?
(Beansy) Hey, hey, hey...
(Rocksy) I haven't felt so seen by my friends
in a long, long time.
(Beansy) Hey, I see you.
* Dot is our friend *
* She's our queen **
(Dot) Come on, y'all.
Let's do something.
(Berry) I know.
We can play a game.
It's called confession.
(Leaf) Right, right, right.
That's the one where we each go around
and admit to a huge secret that's been weighing on us.
(Dot) That game sounds like a huge bummer.
Come on. What else you got?
(Berry) We could play our favorite game:
Runny-Hidey-Lookey-Findy.
And since this is all of our favorite game,
we all know the rules and nobody would not know
how to play the game.
(Dot) Okay.
How about y'all runny-hidey and I'll, uh, lookey-findy.
(Berry) Mmm.
Inconclusive.
(Dot) Okay. Here I go.
One, two...
Hey!
What gives? Get off of me!
Y'all are so tense. Sheesh!
Where's the snakes, huh? Where's the adventure?
* Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum *
Holy moly!
Now, that is some rock and roll.
* Dot is our friend *
Wait a minute, is that the boys?
Uh, hey you's, I'm goin' home to the maraca
where I live with my bean friends.
Catch you losers never.
(Leaf) I'm just gonna say it. That ain't Rocksy!
-(Twig) Oh, thank gorb. I've been dying over here! -(Berry) Yes, I know, thank you!
* Bum-bum-bum-bum *
* Oh, let me tell you... *
-(Dot) Hey, uh, knock-knock. -(Rocksy) Hold on one sec, guys.
Do some stretches.
(Dot) So, how'd it go?
Sounds like you really inspired them.
(Rocksy) Being you was fun.
But it made me realize I need to bring harmony back
to my friend group too.
So what'd you think of them? Aren't they great?
(Dot) Yes.
(Rocksy) Well, tell me. What kind of adventures...
(Dot) We should change back, yeah?
(Rocksy) Oh. Okay, yeah.
-(Dot) You're gonna need this hair. -(Rocksy) Thanks. Here's yours.
(Dot) Cool.
Thanks again.
Uh, you gave me...
perspective.
(Beansy) Hey, Dot. Get back over here.
(Dot) Okay, all you knuckle heads.
Let's do this.
Two, three, four...
* Oh, let me tell you Bout the life of a bean **
(humming)
(Rocksy) What a day.
Oh, I feel so much better now.
I know my friends just made an honest mistake.
They'd never call me an imposter agai-- Whoa!
-(Leaf) Get her! -(Twig) Take that, imposter!
(Leaf) Throw her in the snake hole!
(Rocksy) No, no, no...
Aw, snakes!
(Bats) Ah, all buttered up!
Ready for a little rock-and-roll.
Where's that maraca?
* Bum bum bum *
* Bum bum bum **
(Bats) Aw. It's broken.
(Kensington) Eh. Toss it in the snake hole.
(screaming)
(groaning)
(Rocksy) Actually, this one's kinda on me.
*