(sneeze)
* One! Two! *
* Don't call us freak of nature *
* We're more than sticks and stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Then you'll find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small and delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no! *
* We are The Mighty Ones! *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
(Bats) Ah! Dumpster diving is the best!
(Samosa) Yeah, it's amazing what you can find
under all those banana peels and fish bones.
(Bats) Actually, I grabbed some of those too.
*
How are we supposed to unlock the door
with all these groceries?
(Samosa) I got this.
Can you reach into my pocket?
(Bats) Yeah, I can try.
(Samosa) The other pocket, man!
(Bats) Oh, sorry.
(Samosa) Hey, wait. Turn around.
Voila!
Got my key. Okay, now I'll just...
Can you schooch over?
Wait, no! Too much schooching!
(Bats) I don't know.
What do you want from me?
(Samosa) I don't know. Just like hold...
Well, at least now I can open the...
(Kens) Night Pig!
(Kens screams)
(Bats) Night Pig?
Wait a minute.
Kens, have you been listening to those podcasts again?
(Kens) What?
(Bats) Scary Stories with Tam Winkwonk?
(Tam) Scary Stories with Tam Winkwonk.
(Kens) No. No, it's just...
I...
I saw a Night Pig! A big one in the house!
(Samosa) A Night Pig?
(Bats) There's no such thing as Night Pigs.
Those podcasts are driving you crazy.
(Kens) I know.
I can't stop listening to them.
(Bats) Hey, what you need
is a technology timeout.
You know maybe like spend some time outside
in the great outdoors!
(Samosa) We should camp here tonight.
The fresh air will clear your head.
(Bats) There's nothing like being out in nature.
It's the greatest.
(Samosa) Nature's like my temple, man.
It's sacred.
(Bats) So peaceful, so relaxing.
(police siren)
(explosion)
(Kens) So, we're really sleeping out here
all night long?
(Samosa) Yeah, it'll be sweet!
We'll sing songs.
(Bats) Oh, and make s'mores!
(Samosa) And tell secrets.
You might even hear me sleep talking.
(Bats laughs)
(Bats) You have been known to talk in your sleep.
(Samosa) It'll be like an outdoor slumber party!
(Bats) This is just what the doctor ordered
to keep you off of those podcasts.
(Kens) Right! Well, at least I can talk to you girls.
Girls?
(snoring)
Oh, brilliant. Now what am I going to do?
I guess I could listen to just a little...
No! I've got to be strong.
What's the big deal?
I can be alone with my own thoughts for a bit.
*
(multiple voices speaking)
Oh! Dodger that.
Okay, give me the podcast.
(Tam) The victim fled from the house
trying to escape the Night Pig.
But little did she know
you can't escape from the Night Pig.
(Kens) Tommytonkers!
(snoring)
(Samosa) Has anybody seen my enchilada?
*
(slap)
(possum sniffing)
(Leaf) I don't know, guys. You think we dug those holes deep enough?
(Berry) Don't worry, Leaf.
Ain't nothing getting out of there.
(Rocksy) Wow! What the...?
Mountains?
(Twig) That's weird.
I don't remember there being a volcano here.
(farts)
(Rocksy) Eruption!
(screams)
(Berry) We can't climb over!
(coughs)
Too much toxic gas!
(Twig) Where did these volcanoes come from?
How are we going to get home now?
It's dark. I'm cold. My legs are tired.
My tummy hurts. It smells really weird here.
I have to use the bathroom. Mom! Mom!
(Leaf) Twig, relax, bro.
How about we do a little camping?
(Rocksy and Berry) Camping! Camping! Camping!
(Twig) Ugh, fine.
(Tam) It was a night
just like this one.
The owls hooted restlessly.
(owls hooting)
She thought she was safe
because all of her limbs were in the sleeping bag,
but little did she know
that Night Pig hungers for faces!
(Kens) Tommytongers.
*
(trash can falling)
(Kens screams)
Oi, bruvs, did you hear that?
(snoring)
(Twig singing in Italian)
(Berry) What is he doing?
(Leaf) I don't know.
(Berry) Okay, well, make him stop.
(Leaf) I don't want to tell him to stop.
Rocksy, you do it.
(Rocksy) Why do I got to do it? He's your brother.
(Twig singing in Italian)
(Berry moans)
(Berry) Stop!
(Leaf) We specifically agreed
campfire songs.
(Twig) Well, excuse me for trying
to broaden your cultural horizons for once.
(metalic screeching)
(Everybody) What?
*
Mmm.
Oh!
Uhg!
(possums screeches)
(Rocksy) Aww! She has babies.
(Berry) That don't bother me at all.
That's one hot momma-supial.
(Twig clears throat)
(Twig) All right. All right.
That's enough.
Pick your jaws up off the floor. She's a mother.
(Berry) So?
Everyone needs a day off, Twig.
(Tam) The victim closed her eyes,
but she couldn't escape the hideous din
of crunching bone.
The crackling, popping sound
was not unlike the crisp snapping of potato chips.
(Samosa screams)
(Samosa) Enchilada!
(Kens) Night Pig!
(possum hisses)
(Leaf) Oh! I just keep thinking about those holes.
(Berry) Don't worry about the holes,
you crybaby.
Jeez, you're such a first-timer.
Yo, Twig, can I have your marshmallow?
(Twig) Don't like my cultural...
(Berry) I'm taking that as a yes!
(Kens) Oi, wake up, wake up, wake up!
(Bats) What the heck?
(Kens) Night Pigs are attacking us!
They crunched Samosa's bones like potato chips.
(Samosa mumbles)
(Bats) Go back to sleep.
(snoring)
(Kens) Oi, Samosa. Wake up!
*
(Samosa) Oh, you have a duck beak,
okay, come with me to the desert.
(Kens) Uh... Pardon me?
(Samosa) Stop quacking. Just stop... Stop quacking!
(Kens) I'm not quacking.
(Samosa) We kept digging holes
and planting enchiladas.
We dug, and we dug and we buried the enchiladas
but that's not how you grow enchiladas!
(Kens) I'm sorry about your enchilada.
(Samosa) Tell it to someone who cares,
you big duck.
(Kens) I'm not a duck.
(Samosa) Hush.
Quack, quack. Quack, quack.
(Kens) Okay.
(snoring)
(possum clicking)
(Berry) Well, hello to you too.
You know, I don't say this too often
but you look like someone I want to get to know.
So maybe you'd like to climb a tree together sometime or like...
(mumbling)
(possum snifs)
I like your claws. They look powerful...
Hey, wait up. Where are you going?
Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
I'm like super busy right now anyway.
Hey, Rocksy, Leaf, what are you guys up to?
(Rocksy) You know, pranking Twig.
(Leaf) Want to help?
(Kens) Looks like I have to do this one
on my own.
*
She's ready.
No face-eating Night Pig
would dare come around here anymore.
The camp is safe.
I can rest my weary bones.
(Tam) She thought she could rest
her weary bones,
but no defenses
can keep the Night Pig from the faces it craves.
(munching noices)
(Kens screams)
(Samosa moans)
(Kens) Oi! Stop eating my mate's face.
(possum growls)
(Kens screams)
(possum growls)
(Tam) She threw everything she had,
but no matter what she tried
she could not fend off the determined Night Pig.
(possum hisses)
She had nothing left,
except the thing that mattered most to her.
She had to sacrifice it to save the others.
(Kens) Ow...
Goodbye, Tam Winkwonk.
Take that!
(possum moans)
(Bats coughs)
(Leaf) Ah! I can't stop thinking about the holes.
Are they deep enough? Is someone going to find them?
I don't want to go back to mole jail!
(Berry) Pff!
She thinks she can hit me up whenever she wants?
Listen, I don't want to be rude,
but I'm not really feeling it anymore.
And another thing, I...
(Rocksy) Berry, she ain't getting up...
(Berry) Oh!
Well, looks like we're digging another hole.
(Leaf) No!
(Kens) No!
(Bats) Ah, man! I knew it!
You were listening to podcasts.
(Kens) There was a Night Pig! I swear it!
(Bats) Girl, there's no Night Pig!
Enough is enough!
(Bats screams)
(Samosa) Camping is too intense, man.
Let's go sleep inside.
(Rocksy) “In the dream
I'm fighting these twin, hinged blades,
and I'm winning!
But then, suddenly, I'm covered by a flat, white rectangle.
Defeated.”
(Berry) Whoa! Look, the volcano is gone.
Hey, Twig, pack it up! We can go home now!
(Twig) What?
Oh, man! Why am I all wet?
(Tam) The ordeal seemed
finally over...
(Bats) Wait. What the heck?
(Tam) But the Night Pig
was inside all along.
(screams)
(Kens) Uh? Tam Winkwonk? Is that you?
(Tam) Uh...
Do you ladies have any more milk?
Oink, oink.
*
(Rocksy) Oh, mama! There we go.
The rare Snoodle-Toot Bonker.
I'm so happy I get to share this moment with you guys.
(Twig) Oh, yeah, I'm having a blast.
(bird squawk)
(Leaf) Yeah, bird watching.
Great. So, so awesome.
I'm gonna go check for more birds over there,
on the opposite side of the yard.
(bird squawk)
Glad I got out of that.
(splat noise)
Oh, bird poop again?
(Uncle Berry) No! That's just me.
(Leaf) Oh!
Uh?
*
Guys, come quick!
Something happened to Berry's family.
(Berry) They seem okay to me.
(Rocksy) Oh! What happened here?
(Jeff) I'll tell you, man.
There's a Juice Sucker on the loose.
And I'm hunting him.
(Leaf, Rocksy and Twig) Juice Sucker?
(Jeff) The Juice Sucker
is a fearsome foe.
It can't stand the sun, so it comes out at night.
(hissing)
Legend says
that it sucks the vital essence from its victims,
leaving the shrouds of their former selves.
Juice Suckers wear big capes that flap in the wind.
They have no reflection when they look in a puddle.
(Juice sucker laughs)
And they sleep upside down
like some kind of twisted weirdo.
(bird screams)
(Twig) Hang on. What...?
(Berry) Aha, Aha. And what else?
(Jeff) And the worst part is,
a Juice Sucker can turn its victim
into a Juice Sucker too.
With a vicious bite to the neck!
(Berry) You mean I can be...
A Juice Sucker?
(Jeff) Well, yeah, man,
if your sorry butt got bit.
(Berry) Okay. What do they look like?
(Jeff) Well, they're tall and slender.
(Berry) Hmm...
(Jeff) And, you know, they got rough, scaly skin.
(Berry) Hmm. Hmm. Hmm...
(Jeff) Oh! And they have eyes that speak fear into your heart.
*
(thunders)
Everyone should be on the lookout.
I'll scour the eastern yard.
Yia!
Stay vigilant come nightfall, comrades!
(Jeff moans)
(Rocksy) I think Jeff has been spending
a little too much time with birds.
(Berry) Twig is the Juice Sucker.
(Twig) No, I'm not.
(Leaf) Yeah.
Twig is just a regular sucker.
(Leaf laughs)
(Berry) The proof is all in my notes.
I mean, I'm jealous, man.
(Twig) Oh, would you... This is absurd.
(Berry) Okay. Well,
I'll be farting around until sunset.
Let me know when you're ready to turn me into a Juice Sucker.
(Twig) Juice Sucker?
What a bunch of nonsense.
Ouch!
(Berry) Nice cape, Juice Sucker!
(Twig) What?
I'm not a Juice Sucker. No. I'm not.
What?
My face.
I can't see my face.
(Berry) Well, well, well.
No reflection, ay?
(Twig) No, no! You are wrong!
And stop following me!
Ah! Finally some peace.
(Jeff) Yeah!
(Twig moans)
(Berry) Ah! Sleeping upside down?
(Twig) What the...?
(Twig screams)
(Berry) Face it.
You're a Juice Sucker, Twig.
(Twig) No, no.
I do not want to be a Juice Sucker.
Oh, this is terrible.
(Berry) Terrible?
I can't think of anything cooler.
Everyone will fear and respect you!
Why,
I'd do anything to be a Juice Sucker.
*
(laughs)
(screams)
(laughs)
(Twig) Oh, I don't know.
(Berry) Embrace it, Twig.
Don't fight your dark nature anymore.
You must become...
The Twigula!
(thunders)
(wolf howling)
Ah!
Run for your lives!
He's here.
*
(Dad Bug) It is the Juice Sucker!
I can tell by his otherworldly beauty.
(Four Eyes) My goodness!
(Sheena) I'm so repelled and yet...
Attracted.
(Twig) Umm...
(Berry) Come on, Twig.
Come on. Come on!
(Twig) Oh...
Okay, here goes...
Argh!
(screams)
(Four Eyes) My four eyes!
(Dad Bug) It's like staring into the sun!
Here. Here's our tribute.
(Four eyes) Leave my family alone.
-(Dad Bug) Save yourselves! -(Four Eyes) Let's bail!
(Twig) Oh, my tribute?
Okay!
(Berry) You had them cowering at your feet.
(Berry laughs)
(Twig) Oh, the power...
The confidence.
I can feel it pulsing inside me.
(Twig laughs wickedly)
(Berry) Yeah, okay.
Now bite me and make me a Juice Sucker too.
(Twig hisses)
(Twig) Foolish fruit.
The yard is only big enough for one gorgeous immortal being.
Now, begone. The night...
She doth beckon...
Rah!
(Twig laughs)
Whoa! Whoa! I'm good.
Rah!
(Berry) I've turned Twig into a monster.
But I'm supposed to be the monster!
(Berry cries)
(Twig laughs)
(Jeff) Holy hornets!
That Twig guy is the Juice Sucker.
I am going pierce that juice sucking fiend right in the...
Ah! Come on, man.
You can't be doing that. We are professionals.
Ah, nuts. He got away.
(laughs)
(screams)
(Twig laughs)
*
(buzzing noices)
(Twig hisses)
(Twig laughs)
(worm scream)
*
(Sheena) Scare me again.
(Twig) Uh...
Yes!
They all fear me, and they should.
For I am the all-powerful Twigula!
(Twig laughs)
But...
They do not know what it's really like
to be so beautiful and misunderstood.
The pain.
(Scared Bug) Dinner is served, master.
(Berry) Okay, Twig. It's time.
(Twig) Berry. Not now,
I'm being worshipped.
Oh!
(Jeff) There you are,
you juice sucking scum.
*
(Twig laughs wickedly)
(slaps)
Stop! No!
(Jeff) Not the goatee, man.
(Berry screams)
(Berry) Come on, Twig, bite me!
I can help you take him down.
(Jeff moans)
(Twig) But Berry,
you don't want this life.
I'm a lost soul.
Yes, of course. I'm gorgeous, but I'm twisted.
(Berry) And I would love that.
Come on. I'm already halfway there.
(Twig) No!
I mustn't! I mustn't and I can't!
(Jeff moans)
Don't you see?
You'll be a monster ostracized from society.
(Berry) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Twig) Hunted for the rest of eternity.
(Jeff) Just a little bit more.
I can't...
Almost like there, man.
(Berry) Do it.
(Twig) I can't resist.
It is the way of the Juice Sucker,
and I'm compelled to bite you.
(Berry) Yes!
(Jeff) I got you now.
(Berry) Lay it on me.
*
(Twig mumbles)
(everyone) Eww.
(Berry) Just do it, Twig.
Just bite me already.
(Twig) I am biting you.
(everyone) Uh? Eww.
(Jeff) What?
Now that's just nasty.
All right, he's not the Juice Sucker after all.
(Jeff moans)
Come on, Francine.
We got to reevaluate our careers.
(Twig mumbles)
(Berry) Okay. Actually, nevermind.
I do not want to be a Juice Sucker anymore.
Rocksy! Are you still bird watching?
Anything is better than this!
(Twig) Argh?
*
(Dad Bug) That's disappointing.
*
(Twig) Does this mean I'm not cool anymore?
*
(Sheena) Could you put the wig back on?
(Rocksy) Oh! Look!
A Long-Beaked Bumble-Vulture! Good find.
At the end of the day, this is why it's worth it.
(Leaf) Oh, hey, Berry.
Did you ever find out what happened to your family?
(Rocksy) Yeah, if Twig wasn't the Juice Sucker, who was?
(Berry) I don't know.
(Jeff) Oh, Francine.
I think they're right.
I have been spending too much time with birds...
(Francine squawks)
(sigh)
Oh! And who might you be?
Yeah. I deserved this.