(sneeze)
(screams)
* One, two *
* One, two **
(moaning)
(Samosa) Mrs. Weenburger?
(Kensington) Oi, what's our landlord doing here?
(Weenburger) You haven't paid rent in 14 months!
(Samosa) Yeah, we don't have any money.
(Kensington) Would you accept beans?
(Weenburger) No. Now give me back my lizard.
And you've got until, uh...
now, to be outta here.
Okay, clowns!
(workers) Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
(Bats) Ah, bones.
(workers) Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
(Bats) Whoa!
(Kensington) Oi!
(Samosa) Gyah!
(Weenburger) And the first stop on the tour of your new home
is the recently redone backyard.
(Lindsay) Wow, this is nice.
(Breht) It's perfect!
Aah!
(Lindsay laughs)
(Lindsay) Breht, don't panic.
Hashtag yard snakes. Hashtag new house is a dump.
(Weenburger) I'll have the clowns take care of that.
Maybe, let's check out the kitchen.
(burps)
(Rocksy) Huh.
I feel like we should have tried that a long time ago.
Well, time to get back to it!
(Twig) I really thought we were never coming back.
(Berry) I bet so many people wished we didn't.
(Berry laughs)
(Leaf) Yes, we have been renewed...
Spiritually.
Whoosh!
(Rocksy laughs)
(Rocksy) I cannot wait to see our dirty ol' home again!
Where in the bun cheeks are we?
(Berry) What's up with this grass?
(Rocksy) Where's all the dirt? And where is everyone?
(Leaf) It's like the yard,
but some alternate reality version.
(mumbles)
(cries)
(Twig) I kind of like it.
There's something about the rigid uniform sameness
that really speaks to me.
Mmm.
(Berry) Perfect order? Rigidity?
These two things can only mean one thing.
We all died in the snake and this is the Afteryard!
(Twig) Uh... That seems bad.
(Leaf) Like, real bad!
(Rocksy) Guys, we're not dead.
We're probably just in a far off part of our yard.
Like, super far off.
(Berry) Okay, Rocksy.
We just lived inside a snake for who knows how long,
but somehow magically we survived?
(Rocksy) Everything is fine!
I'm going to try and figure this out, just, just wait here.
(Berry) Oh, oh, you guys.
Did you know in the Afteryard you can do super jumps?
Watch this, watch this.
Charging...
(panting)
(Rocksy) I still can't see anything!
(panting)
I have to get higher!
(groaning)
Oh!
(Berry) Charging...
(Berry farts)
(panting)
(Rocksy) Guys, I found it! I found it!
Our part of the yard is right over there!
I saw the Great Oak!
-(Berry) Really? -(Twig) The Great Oak?
(Rocksy) Come on! We're going home!
(Breht) Hey, Linds.
Lindsay! Check this out!
(Lindsay) Uh. Hold on a second, sweetie.
I'm reading an in-depth article about ten funky things to do
with egg cartons.
(laughs)
Ooh, funky.
(Breht) Your loss, babe.
(all screaming)
(Rocksy) C'mon, the faster we get back to the Great Oak, the better.
(Berry) Do trees go to the Afteryard?
-(Rocksy) We're not dead! -(all) Oh?
(Rocksy) We just need to get back to our part of the yard, it'll be fine.
-It's fi--! -Aah!
(Breht laughing)
(Breht) How's that for funky?
(Lindsay) Meh...
(Rocksy) What was that?
(Twig) Run!
(Leaf panting)
(Leaf) Aah!
(Rocksy panting)
(Rocksy) Aah!
(all panting)
(Berry) Oh!
(Rocksy) Where's Twig?
(Leaf) I lost him in the grass somewhere!
Aw, Twig! Thank Gorb you're okay!
(Twig) Huh, oh, yeah.
I guess I'm just lucky, huh?
Aah!
(Rocksy) Everyone! Look!
(all gasp)
(all) The Great Oak!
(Twig) He seems...
different.
(Rocksy) Eh, he looks great! I'll go talk to him.
(Rocksy panting)
Uh, Great Oak?
Great Oak...
That's not right.
(Breht) Yeah, it's more like a sculptural concept of a tree.
Mom? Are you crying?
(mumbles)
(Berry) Oh, so it's actually pronounced "Ladybüg"?
(mumbles)
(Rocksy) Guys!
(groaning)
(all clapping)
Aw, thanks everyone.
Hey, guys, has the tree always been lifeless and metal?
(Twig) Well, I've always thought the Great Oak was pretty metal.
(giggles)
(Leaf) Nah.
(Rocksy) No, I can feel it. This is our Great Oak!
Which means our camp site is right over there!
(cheering noises)
(Rocksy) We're finally back...
home.
(sinister music)
(Berry) Yep. Afteryard for sure.
(Breht) I've always wanted a waterless vapor pond.
(Lindsay) I feel bad for people who still have ponds with actual water.
(Breht) Ha. Right?
Oh, sweet. It's got LEDs!
(Berry) Go towards the light.
(Earbud) Halt!
You must not enter the POOP.
(laughing)
(Leaf) The poop?
(Earbud) The Pool Of Ominous Possibilities
is no laughing matter.
My partner, Lindsay's Rockin' Earphones Left Side
was lost in there.
(laughing)
(Leaf) Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry.
(Earbud) He was dropped in there by...
The Beast.
(Rocksy) The B-b-b-beast?
(Lindsay) Babe, film me.
Babe. Babe!
(Breht) Sorry, can't.
Gotta smooch all these single-blend, double-roasted, full-caff coffees.
(kisses)
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
(kisses)
(Lindsay) Your loss, babe.
Aah!
(Rocksy) Look out!
Balls!
(all screaming)
(Rocksy) Ah! Lindsay's Rockin' Earphones Right Side!
Are you okay?
(Earbud) I never got to see the world...
only the insides of ears.
(Rocksy) Shh, shh, shh, shh.
(mumbles)
(all gasp)
(Mr. Ladybug) Yeah!
(Berry screams)
(grunting)
(all) No, no, no, no, no, no!
(grunting)
(all) Ladybüg!
(Rocksy) Is it Ladybüg?
The Beast has killed again.
(Earbud) That was not the Beast.
The Beast is a towering, drooling monstrosity.
(coughs)
It's hunger is insatiable, and when unsatisfied,
it's rage knows no bounds.
The only way to stop The Beast is...
(Earbud breaking down)
Battery zero percent. Beep bop.
(Rocksy) Wha?
Ah.
Rest with your partner now.
(Rocksy cries)
(efforts noises)
(Rocksy) Aw! I hate this place!
The stupid grass.
The Great Oak turned to metal.
Ladybüg is lost forever.
Something is up, but I just can't figure it out!
(Berry) It's simple.
Our bodies are slowly decaying inside of the snake
and as they begin to fade they're sending memory waves to us.
But, since our brains are turning into worm mush
the memories aren't complete so we are just left
with these imperfect ghosts of our former lives.
(laughing)
(Leaf) Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about how it is actually
kind of funny that that dude's partner died in the poop.
Died in the poop...
(Rocksy) Get your mind out of the toilet, Leaf.
Oh! The toilet!
(laughing)
(Twig) So, do we follow her, or--?
(Berry) If I had wanted to run around and scream all the time, I wouldn't have died.
(Leaf) Fair.
(gasp)
(Rocksy) The toilet!
(Lindsay) No filter, so beautiful.
(Breht) It's just an old toilet.
(Lindsay) Exactly. It's retro content!
(Rocksy) Finally home.
(laughing)
The toilet is so high up now.
I bet the view is incredible.
(Lindsay giggles)
(Lindsay) Five faves already.
(Breht) Boo-yow.
(grunting)
(gasp)
(laughing)
(Rocksy) It's all here!
The toilet!
Oh, the bean can!
Oh, the snake!
It's beautiful.
Hello, death light.
(gasp)
The rat bucket!
(kissing)
It's almost like someone gathered everything
into one place for us!
(laughing maniacally)
(Breht) What was the old tenant's deal with beans?
Aah!
(Rocksy) Huh? Beans!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah!
(Breht) Take it away, clowns!
(funny claxon)
Well, no one's gonna miss that junk.
(Rocksy) Our junk!
Oh, our junk, I miss it so!
I miss you, junk.
(Berry) And another cool thing about the Afteryard
is I, I should be able to reach inside of my stomach,
and then pull out all of my insides out,
and do a little hula dance,
and then put all my insides back in with zero consequences.
(giggles)
-(Twig) Reasonable enough. -(Leaf) Sounds right. -(Berry) Here I go!
One...
Two...
(Rocksy) Gone...
It's all gone.
(Twig) What? What's all gone?
(Rocksy) Our home is gone.
(Berry) The Afteryard is our new home.
(Rocksy) No, you don't understand.
This is it. We're here.
(Berry) Uh, huh. Yeah. In the Afteryard!
(Rocksy) Ugh, never mind.
(sobs)
-(Twig) Aw. -(Leaf) Aw, look how sad she is.
(sobs)
(Berry) C'mon, Rocksy.
We've been through a lot, and if we're dead,
at least we're dead together.
(sobs)
(Rocksy) Berry, you're... you're right.
We are together.
And when we're together, we can overcome anything.
Because we're The Mighty Ones!
(Twig) Yeah. We're The Mighty Ones!
(Leaf) We're gonna be okay.
(Rocksy) I mean, it is kinda funny that that guy died in the POOP.
(laughs)
(Rocksy) Oh, yeah, it feels good to laugh.
(laughs)
Oh, boy...
(sinister scream)
What the dip was that?
(Lindsay) Breht!
Breht, honey, where are you?
I could use some help with the...
Okay, what the--
I thought we agreed bubbles were too juvenile
for a baby-naming party.
(Breht) But bubbles are fun!
Which reminds me...
Behold, my lady...
(Lindsay gasps)
Our family unit immortalized in ice.
(Lindsay) Wow, Breht!
Actually, this is super goo--
(nervous laugh)
I think something might be missing from this ice sculpture?
(Breht) Er...
Um...
(Lindsay) The entire point of this naming party?
(Breht) I don't know.
(Lindsay) Our little 10-month-old pride and joy,
the glue to our marriage?
(Breht) Hmm...
Oh, of course!
(laughs)
My bad, Linds. Heh!
I can't believe I almost forgot the smartphone charging nursery.
*
(Lindsay giggles)
(Lindsay) No, no.
Not now. No!
No bubbles! No! No!
(Rocksy) I think the Beast is gone.
(Leaf) Finally I can photosynthesize my summer body back.
(Twig) Oh, ah, at last some fresh air!
(coughs)
Oh, that can air was beef.
(Berry) Oh, so I'm the bad guy for eating the beans?
(Rocksy) I'm so sick of this bizarro yard!
(groaning)
(Leaf) At least the sun here works the same.
(Rocksy) But the stupid dirt is still busted!
I miss regular dirt.
(Twig) Ah, I dunno.
At least this yard's nice and clean, right?
(Berry) That's because we're in the Afteryard.
(Rocksy) Here we go.
Okay, Berry, I'll bite.
Tell us about the Afteryard again.
(Berry) As I've been saying,
when your time's up in the regular yard,
you go to the Afteryard.
(Rocksy) And how does one get to an Afteryard?
(Berry) Oh, it happens to everyone.
Someone or something comes along and takes you out of "the game."
(Leaf) I bet it was probably that snake that took us out of the game.
(Berry) Exactly.
Our bodies are snake poop and now our ghosts
wander the Afteryard.
It's math, baby.
(Rocksy) Uh-huh, uh-huh, well, I don't feel like a ghost.
Where are all the other ghosts? Ghosts? Hello!
(Twig) Uh, Rocksy, maybe stop trying to conjure ghosts?
(Leaf) Holy smokes, ghosts!
(Lindsay grunts)
(Breht) Bubbles!
(groaning)
(giggles)
Bubbles...
(all panting)
(Twig) No! They're gaining on us!
Oh! The ghosts got me! They got me!
(Rocksy) Twig!
Ah!
Put me down, you apparition!
Oh!
Ah!
*
Wow!
(Twig) This isn't so bad.
(Rocksy) Oh, wow.
(Berry) Oh, nice. Three torches.
(all screams)
(Rocksy) What is this?
(all gasp)
(Berry) Wow!
(Leaf) Is all this for us?
(Twig) Perhaps we are being rewarded.
Thank you, universe!
We shall cherish these abundant offerings!
(Rocksy) Uh, Twig, what's that you're doing with your hands?
(Twig) Oh, uh, I dunno.
I just kinda started doing it without thinking.
And, uh, I guess I saw that guy over there doing it too.
*
(Leaf) Oh, you mean that praying mantis?
(Twig) Yeah, the praying mantis.
So, I guess you could say I'm... "mantising."
-(Leaf) Mantis. -(Rocksy) So mantis, mantising.
(Berry) Guys! Why are you sitting around?
This is it, the real Afteryard!
We did it! We're dead!
(Twig) Oh, how I've dreamed of this day!
(laughing and gasping)
Oh golly, oh gosh, oh gee!
(Rocksy) Woo.
(Twig) Wow!
(gasp)
They're just like me.
(Rocksy) Oh, real dirt.
I missed it so much!
Where did all this come from?
(gasp)
*
Thank you.
(groaning)
(Leaf) Hey, what's all this... whoa.
A harmonious blend of plants, all rolled up together.
Teach me.
(Berry) A masterpiece beyond the imaginings of mortals.
We truly are in...
Paradise.
And now I'm gonna wreck it!
Smash, smash, smash!
(Rocksy) Woah, woah, woah, Berry!
What are you doing?
(Berry) Destroying paradise, duh!
I want to watch it all burn.
(evil laughs)
(Rocksy) What? You're not supposed to burn what is beautiful!
Hark! These great ice giants made this place for us!
They brought us here to live our ghostly lives in peaceful bliss.
Because this is our paradise!
Let us mantis.
(Berry) Yeah, well, paradise sounds boring.
(Rocksy) Are you kidding, Berry? Hark, this thing!
It's like a ding-dang mud waterfall.
(laughs)
I love paradise.
(Berry) Mm... Maybe there's a way to make it explode...
(Rocksy) You better not!
(Berry) Gah! Ya killing me down here!
(Lindsay) Celeste, you made it!
Namaste.
(Celeste) Good vibes, starchild.
-(VR Mocha Guy) Hot, hot, hot! -(Lindsay) Oh! Here, just... Party is this way.
(Weenburger) Hey, yo! What's shakin'?
(Lindsay) Oh, Mrs. Weenburger, I wasn't expecting you to...
I mean, you're here!
(Mrs. Weenburger) 'Course! I wouldn't miss an old-fashioned shindig!
I brought casserole!
(Lindsay) Oh, that's so...
true.
Why don't you go mingle with the other guests?
(Weenburger) Well, I don't mind if I do--
uh.
(indistinct chatter)
(Weenburger) Ooh. Oh my...
(Berry) Ugh!
I'm beyond bored to death.
This is the worst.
(Twig) This is nice...
Huh? Hey!
Not my paradise, Berry!
(Berry) Hyah! Hah-hah!
(Twig) Find your own slice of paradise.
(Leaf) I just, I feel so in-tune when I'm with you guys, y'know?
(Berry) Aah!
(Leaf) Get outta here! Go find your own spot.
(Lindsay) Hi, hello!
Baby name suggestions in the bowl, thank you!
One suggestion per guest, Jordy.
(Jordy) Vote Jorday!
(Pip-a-nimo CEO) 5K to name your kid
after my startup, Pip-a-nimo.
-(Lindsay) Find me later. -(Pip-a-nimo CEO) Pip-a-nimo.
(Lindsay) Pip-a-nimo...
Pipani?
(Berry) Must smash something.
Please, Ice Giants, give me some action!
I ain't too proud to mantis.
(Rocksy) Hey, c'mon, Berry, cheer up!
Let me see that smile!
(Berry) Gah...
(Rocksy) Ugh!
(laughs)
Watch out! It's a mud fight.
(laughing)
C'mon, Berry! Get into it!
Ha-ha... ha-ha... ha...
Ugh, I can't take seeing you like this.
I'm sure the Ice Giants wouldn't notice
if you smashed something a little small.
Huh?
(gasp)
Gah! I didn't mean it!
Hark! Hark! Hark!
Hark! Hark!
(Jordy) How many times you have to dip it before you eat it?
(Selfie girl) I dunno. I'll look it up.
(Rocksy) Berry, help me!
Something's happening! Ah!
(Berry) Somethings happening?
(crazy laughs)
(Weenburger) Ah, sushi! Finally something I understand.
(Leaf) Hey, where, where we goin'?
(Weenburger) Oh, what is this, a California Roll?
(Celeste) Don't you just love it?
They're made of algae polymers!
(Weenburger) What the heck?
What is this party?
(Leaf) Aah! Aah!
(Berry) That looked fun, what was it like? Can you describe it to me?
(Twig) No, no, no, please, no!
(Weenburger) Ah! I've got algae polymer stuck in my bridge.
(Twig) Where, where are you taking me?
No, no, I don't want to go!
(screaming)
(laughing)
(Berry) It's happening!
(groaning)
(Rocksy) Why, guardians? Why?
Haven't I been good?
Haven't I?
Forsaken!
(Berry) I'm free to be me!
Let the chaos begin!
(laughs maniacally)
(screams)
(laughs maniacally)
(crazy scream)
(laughs maniacally)
(Jordy) What up, Jordy Nation?
If you think the baby should be named Jordy, smash that J-Box!
Make sure to like and subscribe! Oh, oh, I'm on fire!
(Hipster girl) Uh, is ice supposed to burn?
(Jordy) Jordy needs help!
(Lindsay) Babe!
(Selfie girl) Hashtag fire!
(Celeste) That's so bad.
(Berry laughs maniacally)
(Berry) Melt before me, Ice Giants!
For in the Afteryard, there is only destruction!
(Breht) Eh! Why aren't you putting out the fire, bubbles?
Work harder, bubbles! Work harder!
(Weenburger) Outta my way!
(Breht) Woah. You're like a wizard.
(Weenburger) Oh, your poor wife.
(Twig) Everything was going so perfectly.
(Berry laughs)
(Berry) Smash!
(Twig) Somebody has to stop her.
(Rocksy) No, wait.
Don't take it away from her. Can't you see?
For Berry...
this is paradise.
(Twig) What do we do, Leaf?
(Leaf) All that's left to do is mantis.
(sobbing)
(Twig) Mantis...
(Lindsay) Oh...
(sobbing)
(Leaf) Ugh, not again!
(Twig) No, please, I'm not ready!
(laughing)
(Berry) Nothing can stop me...
(all groaning)
*
(Rocksy) Worth it?
(Berry) Worth it.
*