(sneeze)
* One, two*
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more Than sticks and stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Than you'll find On your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look Small and delicate *
* No, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones **
(Samosa) Come on, Chompey! Where are you?
Oh! How did this tank get so filthy?
Please don't be dead, please don't be dead.
(cough)
Ugh! You're not Chompey! I got to get my net!
-(Leaf) Oh... -(Twig) So parched.
(Berry) Guys? I think we have water!
(Twig) Really? Oh, I've been craving water all day.
I just wish there was an easier way to drink water.
(Leaf) Bro, it's simple.
You just got to scoop it up and drink it really fast
before it slips out of your fingers. Oh, nuts.
(Rocksy) Well, you can't just grab it.
You got to slurp it out.
Oh! My water's got a bug in it!
(Crawfish) A bug? No, my lady.
I am but a simple, sludge-born crawfish,
and a luckless one at that,
for I have been cast out of the kingdom forever more.
(Berry) Dang, man, that's rough.
-Water? -(Crawfish) Thou art too kind.
Is this water to land dwellers?
(Twig) Ha! No. The water's inside the scum.
(Crawfish) What a quaint and ineffective practice.
If you only had the Sacred Cup.
Now that's a fine way to drink water!
Sip-sip! Sip-sip!
And thirst is quenched throughout the land.
(Rocksy) That sounds like exactly what we need!
(Berry) Yeah! Show us where we can get this cup!
(Crawfish) Oh, brave lords!
Do you mean to travel deep within the murky depths
to the forbidden castle and retrieve the Sacred Cup,
unafeared of whatever dangers may await thee?
(Berry) Uh... Sure.
(Crawfish) Praise heavens!
Then I shall join you as you quest
to the medieval realm of... Aquaria!
*
(Leaf) Oh... Ah!
How's us wearing all this heavy stuff going to help us drink water better?
(Crawfish) Oh, you must be properly weighted
to descend to Aquaria's murky depths.
Except for you, my lady. You seem plenty dense as is.
(Rocksy) Oh, sweet!
(Crawfish) Come, brave lords! Plopith after me.
(Rocksy) Okay. Well, let's go get this cup, I guess.
(Twig) How long do you think this is going to take? I have to go to the bathroom.
(Leaf) There's got to be a toilet down there, just come on.
*
(Crawfish) The Sacred Cup is just beyond these valleys,
held safely within yonder castle!
(cough)
(Rocksy) Oh, wow, it's beautiful.
Wait a second, I'm beautiful!
(Leaf) Oh, nice. Costume change.
(Berry) Whoa! Check out this wicked mage cloak!
I wonder if I got powers...
(Twig) Ugh! I think this place is messing with my head.
(Crawfish) Ah, yes. The murky waters will do that.
One of the many misfortunes that has befallen Aquaria.
(earth shaking)
(Leaf) Uh, what was that?
(Crawfish) Oh! Did I not mention Aquaria's greatest misfortune?
The murderous dragon that protects the castle.
(Twig) Murderous dragon?
(Crawfish) Oh, come now, don't just focus on the dragon.
Aquaria has lots of other cool stuff going on.
Everyone always focuses on the murderous...
Ah! Ah! Oh, no! Oh, no!
(Rocksy) The dragon seems like a pretty big deal!
(Crawfish) Yes, well, the dragon is quite murderous... Ah!
(Leaf and Berry) Oh...
(Crawfish) The dragon jealously defends the cup...
-(Rocksy) Ah! -(Twig) Oh, gorb, no!
(Crawfish) You must defeat him if you wish to sip from it.
Ah! Are you sure I didn't mention any of this earlier?
Ah!
(Leaf) Dude, no! You super did not!
(Crawfish) Go grab the cup while you have the chance!
Ah! Ahh! Flee! Flee, I say!
(Twig) Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb!
(Crawfish screaming)
(Leaf) This is psycho! What did we get ourselves into?
(Berry) A sack of butts!
-(Leaf) What? -(Berry) A sack of butts!
Aquaria's a sack of butts and were all just stuck up
-in a big sack of... -(Rocksy) Keep it together!
We just got to stay calm, get the cup and get out of here.
Look! Maybe it's in that treasure chest over there.
(Berry) A perfect opportunity to try my new mage powers.
I summon... Fireball!
(Twig) Ha! It worked!
Huh. Not seeing anything sacred in here.
Hey, I bet I can use this as a bathroom...
(Rocksy) Twig, what are you doing?
(Twig) Just a minute.
(Leaf and Rocksy) Ah! Twig!
-(Twig) Don't rush me! -(Leaf) Dude, get out of there!
(Twig) Oh, fine!
(Twig screaming)
(Samosa) Ha-hah! Ah, come on, Chompey. You bad boy.
(Twig) Oh, man, I really needed that chest.
(Leaf) Don't worry, I bet there's one at the castle.
(Rocksy) We should go before that thing finishes.
(Crawfish) Why is this taking so long?
(Berry) Come on.
(Crawfish boy) Ahoy there!
Sorry to bother you, travelers but,
you see, our father was taken from us.
Have you seen him?
(Twig) Oh, shoot... That was your father.
(Rocksy) Uh, nope! Nope. Haven't seen him.
(Crawfish girl) Are you sure? He has pinchy claws, a hard shell...
(Leaf) Not hard enough...
(Rocksy) Huh. Doesn't ring a bell.
-(Twig) Sorry to interrupt, but do you have a bathroom? -(Crawfish girl) Bathroom?
(Crawfish boy) Us, Aquarians relieve ourselves wherever we please.
-(Crawfish girl) I'm doing it now. -(Twig) Really?
(Leaf) Don't you dare. Just hold it, okay?
Sorry, little guys, but we need to get back on the road.
(Crawfish girl) Good luck, travelers!
And do keep out an eye for our beloved, lost father.
(Berry) Hm! Don't hold your breath.
(Rocksy hitting Berry)
* A hard road ahead I see *
* The water is hazy *
* Pick up the pace, my dear
* No time to be lazy *
* Your first water cup you see *
* We must make a journey *
* Murderous dragons are bound *
* But nothing deters me *
* Here we are, we are almost there *
* You can pee when we get there **
(Berry) Whoa, the castle! We finally made it!
(Twig) Oh, thank goodness! I can't hold it much longer.
(Bernard) Who doth knocketh upon the gates of Castle Aquaria?
-(Everybody) Bernard? -(Bernard) You all here for the Cup?
-(Twig) Uh, actually, could I use your... -(Rocksy) Why, yes,
we seeketh the Sacred Cup!
(Bernard) Mm-hm. Well then just follow me.
Okay, before you all sit three sacred artifacts.
Only one is the Cup.
Choose wisely, now. Because...
There are consequences for getting it wrong.
(Everybody) Mm.
(Twig) Just hurry up and pick one!
(Leaf) I got it, dudes, it's obvious.
It's, like, so super obvious!
This one is totally the Cup, right?
(screaming)
(Bernard) That there was not the cup.
(Berry) Oh, man, this is, like, really hard!
(Rocksy) Now remember, this is a big decision,
we shouldn't rush it.
(Twig) Ah! Forget it! I can't hold it anymore! I got to use this.
(Bernard) You chose correctly.
-(Twig) What? -(Berry) Yeah, good job on finding the cup, Twig!
(Twig) Uh, whatever, I'm just going to take this outside for a minute.
(Bernard) No, no, no! Not so fast,
you still got to defeat the murderous dragon.
(Rocksy) What? You never mentioned the dragon!
(Berry) Seriously, how do people keep forgetting the murderous dragon?
(Twig) Huh?
(Bernard) Oh, shoot, here it comes!
-(Rocksy) Let's go. -(Twig) Run! Run! Run!
(Rocksy) There's nowhere left to turn! Berry, horse me!
(Berry) I've been waiting my whole life for you to say that.
(neighing)
(Rocksy) Twig, lance me!
(Twig) Okey-dokey.
(Rocksy) All right, let's end this. Charge!
(Samosa) Ha, I should have thought of this a long time ago.
(Twig) Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb!
Ah...
Ah, well, the good news is I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore.
(Rocksy) Ew, Twig.
Ah!
Suck-hole!
(Berry) We're definitely going to die now!
(Twig) All for this stupid cup!
(vacuum sounds)
(Samosa) Chompey! There you are!
Hey, listen up, little dude. You're getting a new home.
I'm trading you to that kid down the street so I can get my bike back. Cool? Okay.
Come on.
(Rocksy) Wow!
That suck-hole cleaned all the muck out of Aquaria!
(Crawfish boy) Oh, glorious day!
The dragon has left this land
and tooketh its dark miasma with it!
(Crawfish girl) Aquaria no longer beith a sack of butts.
(Berry) Oh! And look!
(Crawfish boy) It's the Sacred Cup!
(Twig) It's about time we put this cup to use.
Ha-Ha. Oh, my gosh, it works!
(Berry) Whoa, let me try!
(Crawfish girl) Peace has returned to the land.
I only wish father were here to see it.
(Rocksy) Yeah, about your father, he's...
(Crawfish) He's right here!
Ha-ha! I knew you could do it, brave travelers!
(Crawfish boy) Father, you're alive!
(Crawfish girl) Daddy! Yay! I'm so happy.
(Crawfish) I cannot thank you enough.
You have returned peace to Aquaria!
(Rocksy) I'm just glad that we're all here to see it.
(Berry) Yep. No one's missing now.
(Twig) We all made it.
(Everybody) Long live Aquaria!
(Samosa) Well, don't need this anymore.
(chirping)
(laughing)
(Megan) So funny.
(Twig) Look at those flowers.
Think they're so cool with their petals
and their middle-parts in between the petals.
Ugh...
(Rocksy) Twig, you've been muttering for hours!
Just come over here and relax with us.
Now, how do you do it again, Leaf?
(Leaf) Kind of like... Ah!
(Rocksy) Ah!
Oh! Excuse me.
(Leaf) Whoa! I've never seen someone relax this hard.
(Berry) Bow before me, losers!
(coughing)
(Leaf) You're ruining our spa day.
Can you just let us vibe in peace?
(Berry) Psh. Whatever.
Hey, Twig! What's up?
(Berry) What are you looking at?
(Megan) Your petals are just perfect.
(Tiffany) Thank you, love.
(Berry) Ugh. Spying on the Lilacs, again?
They don't even do anything.
Sitting there looking pretty like it's their job.
Boring!
Who would want to waste their time doing that, when they could be doing this?
(Berry babbling)
(Berry) Ah!
(Tiffany) Yoo-hoo! You there! You're, like, very pretty.
(Berry) Huh?
(Tiffany) I'm Tiffany, this is Megan, that's Puke.
(Megan) Have you ever...
thought about attending the Bloomers Ball?
I think you'd fit in really well.
I can tell you've got a unique soul.
(Tiffany) She reads auras.
(Twig) Oh, give me a break.
(Tiffany) Come on down tonight!
We'd love to welcome you into the fold.
(Berry) Bloomers Ball? What even is that?
(Leaf) Oh, you don't know?
The Bloomers Ball is the most exclusive event of the year!
I never get invited, but, huh, I'm pretty sure it's because I'm...
Like, too hot.
I'm going to go work out!
(Twig) Ha! The Bloomers Ball.
More like the two-faced jerk ball.
Don't even ask me about it! Don't even!
-(Berry) So, anyway... -(Twig) Spring was in the air!
(Twig) Look, Lilacs! I bloomed too.
So, I guess I'll be seeing you at the Bloomers Ball, huh?
(Lilacs) You can never go to the ball!
We don't want twigs like you around!
Leave us to our posi-vibes!
(Twig) And I haven't had confidence ever since.
(Leaf) Twelve...
-(Berry) So... -(Leaf) Thirteen...
(Berry) What's your point?
(Twig) Don't you see?
If I wasn't good enough, you definitely aren't good enough!
No offense, Berry, but they clearly invited you as some sort of cruel joke.
(Rocksy) Oh!
(Berry) I'm just not going to go.
(Twig) Or, you go anyway.
I shall transform you from whatever... this is
into something gorgeous.
Proving I had what it takes to go the entire time
and humiliating the Lilacs for ever doubting me!
I mean, us. Us. For doubting us.
So, what do you say?
Want to be beautiful?
(Leaf) 101! 102!
(Berry) Anything is better than this. Let's do it!
(Twig) Okay. The first thing to learn about being a flower
is how to eat like one!
You just got to plant your roots in like this, and then...
suck it... up... like this.
(Berry) Whoa, you budded! Let me try!
Ah!
Twig, I don't think it's coming out the right hole.
(Twig) Flowers also like to bask in the sunlight, like this.
Mm... Oh!
(Berry) Let me try!
Mm...
(wind blowing)
(Twig) No, Berry, that's all wrong!
Ugh, what are we going to do with you?
We got to step this up! Hey, Ben! Hit me with a synth groove!
(Ben) You got it, Twiggy baby!
*
(Twig) Hydration!
Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! So wrong!
It couldn't be more wrong!
This isn't working. Take five, Ben!
(Ben) What? Oh...
(Twig) Let's just try to focus on blooming, all right?
(Berry) Twig, I hate this stupid flower stuff!
Can I just go back to being Berry?
(Twig) I'm doing this for us, Berry!
Those snooty Lilacs think they're better than you!
-(Berry) Oh. -(Twig) Please.
Give me one more shot.
If I can't turn you into a flower after this,
then you can forget all about the ball and go back
to being regular, disgusting, gross Berry, okay?
-Eh? -(Berry) Fine.
What's your plan?
(Dr. Clod) Radically invasive surgery! The old in-and-out.
(Berry) Pretty quick and painless, huh?
(Dr. Clod) Oh. No, sorry.
What I meant is that I'm going to stab new things in, and rip old stuff out.
(Berry screaming)
(Rocksy) Whoa, huh, that sounds pretty intense.
Think we should go check on them?
(Leaf) Sorry, Rocksy. Trying to get swole for the ball tonight.
-(Rocksy) I thought you said you were too hot for the ball. -(Leaf) I mean, yeah, I am.
I just... I'm going to show those flowers what they've been missing.
-You wouldn't understand. -(Twig) It's ready! My masterpiece.
I present to you... Berry!
(drum roll)
* I'm done Feeling myself *
* Looking like a party girl *
* Party girl **
(Rocksy) Berry! You're so pretty!
(Leaf) Threateningly so.
(Berry) When I eat mud, it comes out the proper hole now.
(Twig) Yeah, she's perfe... Oops, little dull there.
(grunting)
Well, she's as close to perfect as she's going to get.
To the ball!
(techno music playing)
-(Guard bug) Name? -(Twig) Her name is Berry,
and she's here to compete in the Bloomers Ball.
(Berry) When I eat mud, it comes out the proper hole now.
(Leaf) Whoa. You're, like... Pretty good looking.
(Guard bug) Thank you.
(background conversations)
(Rocksy) Whoa, this place rules!
I can't wait to see you on stage! You look perfect.
(Twig) She sure does, doesn't she? Well, except for this.
And this.
Hold on, I'm not done with you! Come back here!
(Rocksy) Leaf, you having fun over there? Leaf?
(Leaf) Rocksy, quick, tell me I'm too hot to be here!
(Tiffany) Hi, everyone, and welcome to the Bloomers Ball!
We've got a lovely bed of flowers
entering society today,
including one very special guest!
(Megan) Wait until you get a load of her.
(Twig) Okay, remember.
Turn on your left heel, your left. Only your left!
(Berry) Can you lay off? I can hardly breathe in this thing.
(Twig) I swear to gorb if you ruin this for me...
(Berry) I thought we were doing this for us!
(Tiffany) Now! Without further ado...
This year's batch of buds!
Roxanne!
(audience cheering)
(Tiffany) Molasses!
(Twig) If you go on stage looking anything short of perfect,
the flowers will never recognize my genius.
(Berry) Ugh! I knew it!
This was only ever about you and your stupid ego!
I should have never let you talk me into doing this!
-(Twig) Berry! -(Bug lady) Ow!
(Twig) What are you...? Where are you going?
(Berry) If I'm crashing this party, I'm doing it Berry-style!
(Tiffany) Up next, Amalfi!
-(Berry) Get out of my way! -(Tiffany) Oh! It's Berry!
(Berry) What's up, brethren!
-You all want to see a real bloom tonight? -(Handsome Bouncer) Yes, please.
(Berry) Well, get a load of this! Ah!
(Handsome Bouncer) What is she doing?
(Twig) Oh, no...
(Berry) Ah!
(laughing)
(farting)
(Berry) What do you think of that?
(cheering)
Huh?
(Megan) Oh! Your aura is glowing!
(Berry) What? You're not grossed out?
(Tiffany) No way! This is what we were hoping for.
(Megan) The Bloomers Ball is all about being authentically yourself.
(Berry) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I look gross. And I didn't use the right hole.
(Handsome Bouncer) Every flower blooms differently!
(farting)
(Megan) There's no right way to be a flower, love.
(Tiffany) As long as you're blooming!
(Berry) Wow. You guys are pretty cool.
(Twig) No, no, no, Berry! You got it all wrong!
You're supposed to go left foot, right foot, petal-petal, turn! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
(Tiffany) Sorry, who are you?
(Twig) Who am I? Ha!
Oh, come on! I'm Twig! The only one here who knows anything about being floral.
(Megan) Wait. I remember this toxic aura.
(Twig clearing his throat)
(Twig) You're blooming wrong. You're doing that wrong! Wrong!
I'll be seeing you at the Bloomers Ball!
(Twig's evil laughter)
(Tiffany) It's you!
(Megan) We had to do months of therapy because of you!
Puke still hasn't regained the ability to speak!
(Berry) Twig, you were banned from the Bloomers Ball for being a jerk?
(Twig) No! The Lilacs are clearly threatened by me and my beautiful bloom.
-Hmm? -(Tiffany) What's that, some leaves?
Pfft. Everyone can bloom a leaf. They're not even hot.
(Leaf) Oh, my gorb, I knew it!
(Berry) Twig, I think you should go. Hm!
Your vibes are not posi at all.
(audience booing)
-(Guard bug) All right. You're coming with me. -(Twig) Unhand me, you brute!
(Tiffany) Uh-oh! It's time for the rave!
(Audience) Yeah!
(techno music playing)
(Twig) Maybe they're right. Maybe I am a know-it-all.
You know, you could pack that dung more efficiently. Here, let me show you.
Ah!
*
* Here we are, we are almost there *
* You can pee when we get there *
* Marching to the Cup of Aquaria **