(everybody grunting)
(Leaf sneezing)
(everybody screaming)
*
* One, two! *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more than sticks And stones *
* This life has more to offer Than you find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
(Frog croaking)
(rumbling sound)
(Bernard) Oh, my tummy is a-rumbling.
Well, let's see what's on the menu
for this morning, shall we?
(flies buzzing)
(Ricky Buzz) Don't even think about it.
(Günther) Yeah, we're watching you, frog man!
(Bernard) Oh, well.
I guess it's pond scum for me again.
(growling)
Just like every day.
(Voice enjoying food)
(Bernard) Huh?
(Rabbit) The final bite.
Farewell, you plump, delicious morsel.
Woo-wee!
Perfection.
(burp)
(Bernard) What...? What are you eating, Rabbit?
(Rabbit) Well, if you must know, Bernard, it's called...
Cob-corn.
It's a hot, buttery, golden ambrosia.
Each bite will tantalize with its juicy goodness.
(Bernard) Boy, oh, boy, I sure would like a taste.
(Rabbit) Afraid I'm clean out.
I suppose one could make the trek
out to the source of the Cob-corn, beyond yonder wall.
But! Even if you did get your hands on some,
you'd never be able to bite into it with your ineffectual,
amphibian incisors.
Only mammalian molars are made for masticating magnificent
maize in such a manner.
-(Bernard) Uh... -(Rabbit) Your teeth stink!
(Bernard) Oh.
(Rabbit) Best to accept your lot in life,
slurping up rotten pond scum
like the toothless mongrel you are.
Not like me with my beautiful chompers.
Well, goodnight!
(Bernard) Well, dang gommit.
That can't be my lot in life, can it?
(snoring)
Hmm...
(Rabbit) Ah!
(Bernard) Cob-corn! Here I come!
(Rabbit) Thief!
You're dead meat, little froggy!
(yawing)
(Berry) Finally, some peace and quiet
to practice my Kickety-Slaps.
Kickety-Slaps!
Kick-kick! Slaps!
Bernard?
(Bernard) You got to help me! I'm on the run from Rabbit!
(Berry) Nope! I am not helping you.
You always eat all the pond scum before I can get any!
(Bernard) If you help me install these chompers,
you can have all the pond scum you please.
(Rabbit) I can smell you, frog!
When I get my teeth back, I'll chomp you into bits!
(Berry) So if I help you, I get free reign of the pond?
(Bernard) Of course, the pond's all yours!
(Berry) All right, well, I know just the guy
to take care of all those teeth.
This way, Bernard.
(Bernard) Thank you Ms. Berry, you're too kind.
(TV Announcer) Two disgruntled exs.
One life raft.
Fifty hungry sharks.
Can an old flame keep them afloat?
Or will it be man overboard?
Find out on this season of... Drama Boat!
(Everybody) Drama-Boat! Drama-Boat! Drama...
(Kensington) Ah, blimey, Bats. Not again!
(Samosa) Dude, seriously?
(Breht) Hey, neighbors!
I don't suppose any of you are hungry?
I got a beastly spread.
Plant-based burgers and brats, couple of seasonal medleys,
and most beastly, some of that free-range corn.
(Bats) Corn? Isn't that Lindsay's favorite?
(Breht) Oh, Lindsay? Ha!
Yeah, she's like, totally welcome to come, you know.
Only if she's free, of course...
(giggling)
(gasp)
(Bats) Huh. Nice try.
But if we bring Lindsay over there's going to be so much...
(all gasp)
(Bats, Kensington and Samosa) Drama.
(Samosa) Oh, she'll be there. alright.
(Bats) We'll bring her right over.
(Breht) Okay, yeah, you know, whatever sounds great.
See you guys then.
Oh, man, I better take another shower!
-(Bernard) Uh, Ms. Berry? -(Berry) Mm?
(Bernard) Are you sure this guy knows what he's doing?
(Dr. Clod) Now hold still.
This should be quick and painful.
(Bernard) You mean painless?
(Dr. Clod) Ful.
(Bernard screaming)
(Dr. Clod) Painful.
Sheesh, we better get those ears checked too.
(Bernard suffering in pain)
(Dr. Clod) Hey, handsome!
(Bernard) I'll be.
It looks like my lot in life just got a lot more chompy!
He-heh!
(Berry) Looking great, you're a star baby.
So, if you'll excuse me,
momma's got a date with the pond.
(Bernard) Now, wait, wait!
Uh, I've never pulled off a caper like this on my own.
I sure could use a sidekick.
(Berry) Uh, I'm not really a good sidekick.
I mean, I got you your teeth.
Let's just go our own ways, okay? Peace!
(Bernard) Well, thank you there, Ms. Berry.
Heh. And enjoy all that pond scum...
(Rabbit) Speaking of scum.
(gasp)
Fresh Flyz! Get me that tooth!
(Bernard) Ah!
Let go! I'm going to taste that sweet Cob-corn, Rabbit!
(Rabbit) Oh, you want something to taste, do you?
Well, how about me and the boys here serve you up a hot,
knuckle burrito?
(Berry) Oh, yeah. Come to mama!
(Bernard screaming)
(Rabbit) This will be most unpleasant for you...
(Bernard) Gasp!
(Rabbit) What is this gunk?
(Berry) That's pond scum!
That I can't believe I'm wasting on saving Bernard.
(Bernard) Ms. Berry.
(Berry) Look alive! Let's go get that Cob-corn.
(Bernard) Oh yeah, wait up!
(Lindsay) Uh... Why am I blindfolded?
Where are we going?
(Bats) Uh, to a...
Uh... A farm!
Heh-heh. A secret farm upstate! Now just get in the trunk!
(Lindsay) Wait, wait! No, no, no!
(Lindsay screaming)
(Bats) Uh, that sounded bad, didn't it?
(Kensington) Sounds like we're going to kill her.
(growling)
(Bernard) Looks like we're hitching a ride!
(Rabbit) Thief!
(Berry) Uh! Well, look who's the hero all of a sudden.
(Bernard) Uh, does that make you my Sidekick?
(Berry) Eh, I wouldn't go that far.
(Bernard) Well, Ms. Berry, I just wanted to
ask. Why'd you save me back there anyway?
(Berry) Because, Bernard, Rabbit is a jerk.
A real friend would lend you their chompers.
(Bernard) Oh, well, gee.
Thanks, Ms. Berry. Yeah, we never did get that Cob-corn,
but at least we got far away from Rabbit.
(Bats) We're here!
(Lindsay) Wait, what did I do?
We can talk about this!
-(Kensington) Ta-da! -(Lindsay) No!
(Breht) Hi!
(Lindsay) Uh...
This better be some good corn.
(Wind blowing)
(smelling)
(Berry) What is that?
(Bernard) Is that...?
Could it possibly be?
(Bernard and Berry) Cob-corn!
(Bernard) Oh! Quick! Hurry!
This way! Come on!
(Berry) Woo-hoo!
(Berry and Bernard effort sounds)
(Berry) Well, my friend, destiny awaits.
(Bernard) Here I go!
(Rabbit) Oh, no, you don't!
(Bernard) Rabbit!
(Rabbit) Fresh Flyz! Get them!
(Breht) Aw! Flies!
(Berry) Ew.
(Rabbit) Nevermind, I'll take you myself!
(Berry) Hey! Leave Bernard and his awesome chompers alone!
He earned this!
(Rabbit) The only thing he's earned
is the right to suck down pond scum
for the rest of his wretched existence!
(Berry) You're wrong! Ah!
(Bernard) Ms. Berry! No!
(Berry) Ah!
(Rabbit) Give me the teeth,
or Ms. Berry here is going to become jam!
(Berry) Ah...
(gasp)
(Bernard) Okay, Rabbit.
You can have your chompers back. Just, now, let Berry go.
(Rabbit) Ah, thank you, Bernard.
I think I will let her go.
(Berry) Ahh!
(Bernard) No!
(screaming)
(Berry) Yo! Bernard!
(Rabbit) Hey, what are you...?
(Berry) Kickety-Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap!
Kick attack!
(Rabbit) Oh, my side!
(Berry) Hey, Bernard, you're right!
I am a good side-kick!
Hi-yah!
Slapity-slapity-slapity-slap!
(Rabbit) No!
(Rabbit hitting the ground)
(Chewing sounds)
(Breht) Oh. Ha!
How did that happen?
Ha.
(Bats) Oh, here it comes!
(Lindsay) Breht, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
(Breht) Oh...
(all) Oh...
(Lindsay) I missed you, you big nerd!
(Breht) Oh!
My queen, I missed you too! Oh!
(Bats) Boo!
(Kensington) That was no Drama Boat...
(laughing)
(Lindsay) By the way, where's the baby?
(Breht) What baby?
(Berry) Thanks for saving me, Bernard.
Hey, what's wrong?
(Bernard) Ah, nothing.
It's just, we came all this way and I won't even be able
to taste the Cob-corn.
Wait... What?
(Berry) Hush.
Why don't you take old ivory here for a spin?
(Bernard) Oh, Ms. Berry,
you really are the sweetest thing!
Sweet Cob-corn, you're finally mine.
Ooh!
Whoa!
(laughing)
Yee-haw!
(Berry) So?
(Bernard) It's pretty good.
Sorry, if that's not, uh, super descriptive.
(Bats) Oh, man.
Kensington is going to flip when she cops a load
of these organic home-grown beans.
(Samosa) Yeah!
(Bats) But how are we going to grow all these beautiful
bean-boys before tomorrow's big Bean Blowout Bonanza?
(Samosa) Easy, just hand me some of my special fertilizer.
(Bats) Is that stuff, uh... safe?
(Samosa) Yeah! It all comes from the lab I volunteer at.
(Bats) Huh! Heh. Maybe you do have a green thumb.
(Samosa) Two green thumbs, baby! Ha-Ha! All right.
Oh...
(Twig) What kind of perversion of nature...?
-(Berry) You rang? -(Rocksy) Berry!
Get your little butt out of there before something happens!
(Berry) My butt is fine.
(Twig) Berry, we don't know what the possible consequences
-could be of... -(Berry) Uh!
Don't be so negative!
Look at Mr. Ladybüg.
He's been in it all day, he's fine.
(Rocksy screams)
(Rocksy) You're being reckless, Berry!
What if you get sick? Tomorrow's Boat Day.
(Berry) Boat Day?
(Leaf) We do it every year!
And this year is my turn to drive the boat.
We all agreed. I'm driving the boat.
(Rocksy) Yes, Leaf, we know.
Now spin me.
Berry, come on!
Life has been way too crazy lately.
We need to get back to our roots.
Working together as friends. Like we used to do.
(Berry) Ah, but I just want to play in the sludge all day.
(Rocksy) Berry, Boat Day is about friends.
And ships!
Friends building a ship.
And we friends shall sail this ship together, as friends.
Yes, a day of friends sailing their ships.
Much like our friendly ship... the S.S. Rocksinator!
(Berry) Why didn't you just call it the Friend-Ship?
(Rocksy) It's too late, we voted on it.
(Twig) Did we?
(Leaf) And I'm driving.
(Berry) Okay, okay, fine.
You made your point. We'll do Boat Day.
(Rocksy) All right!
Now let's all get some beauty sleep.
We have a very busy day of normal,
wholesome friendship tomorrow.
(snoring)
(Leaf) Why am I still holding you?
(Rooster sound)
(Berry) Uh... Good morning!
(yawing)
(gasp)
What?
(Rocksy) Twig! Leaf! Come, look!
Your-your-your-your...
(Berry) Okay, I know what you're thinking.
My head's a little bigger than it was yesterday.
(growling)
And probably getting bigger by the minute.
(growling)
By the second.
But that shouldn't get in the way of Boat Day, right?
(Leaf) Eh, don't you think you're going to be
a little too big to fit on the boat?
(Berry) Oh, well, I guess you're right.
Looks like I have to go back to kick it in the sludge.
A-doo-doo-loo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
(Rocksy) Oh, no, doo-loo-loo-doo-doo-doo!
You are not ruining another Boat Day, Berry!
This is happening.
We need this.
It has been a very weird year for us.
(Leaf) Rocksy, her head is flipping huge!
I can't steer a ship with that much cargo.
I'm good, but I'm not that good. What if she sinks it?
(Rocksy) Remember what we say on Boat Day? Hmm?
No sailor left behind.
Even if one of us is going through some, uh... changes.
(burp)
We've got all of Boat Day ahead of us. We'll be fine!
(Twig) Hey, no harm in trying, right?
(Leaf) Yeah. You're right, you're right.
No sailor left behind.
(Rocksy) Ha-ha!
Then let's get started! Hup-hup!
(Leaf) I'm not picking you up again.
(Everybody) Yay! Boat Day!
* Taking a boat On to the water *
* With all of my friends, It's going to be a Boat Day! *
* Floating around And getting real wet *
* With all of my friends, You know that it's a Boat Day! *
* Boat Day, Boat-Boat-Boat Boat Day! *
* Boat Day! You know That it's a Boat Day! *
* Boats, boats, boats, Boats, boats, boats *
* Boats, boats, boats, Boats, boats... *
* Boats! **
(Rocksy) Boats!
(Leaf) Rocksy, this isn't working.
Berry's bonkos head is ruining Boat Day.
(Twig) Yeah. Can't we just sneak off
and do the boat with just the three of us?
(Rocksy) No! It has to be all four of us!
(Leaf) Her head's too big. She's going to sink the boat!
And then I'll never get to drive it!
(Rocksy) You two promised you'd try.
Remember when we said no sailor left behind? Hmm?
(Leaf and Twig) Yes.
(Rocksy) Trust me, everything will be fine.
Okay, Berry, we're ready. Step onto the boat!
Whoa, mama.
Twig, you put in those extra support beams, right?
(Twig) I should mention that the beams are mostly decorative.
(Berry) Uh. This isn't going to work, Rocksy.
You can't force it.
(Rocksy) Watch me!
Get in there.
(Rocksy and Berry effort sounds)
(Rocksy) Get in there. Come on!
(Leaf) Too much! Too much! Too much!
(screaming)
(breathing heavily)
-(Leaf) Our boat! -(Twig) My hand-carved accents!
-(Berry) Uh! -(Rocksy) Berry!
(effort sounds)
Ber-Ber, are you okay?
(Berry) Face it, Rocksy,
I don't think we can have a normal Boat Day anymore.
Things have just gotten too weird.
Maybe it's time to call it quits.
(Rocksy) What? No!
(Berry) All good things come to an end.
Boat Day just couldn't last forever.
(Rocksy) No! Come on!
Why would you say that?
We're better than ever! Right, guys?
(Twig) We tried, Rocksy,
but it's just not the same as before.
(Leaf) Boat Day's, done-zos, chicas.
(Berry) Whoa.
I'm feeling a little light-headed.
I think it's time for me to go.
(Rocksy) No! No, no, no, no!
(effort sounds)
(Berry) Let me go, Rocksy.
I belong to the sky now.
(Birds sounds)
(Berry) See, I've already made new friends.
(Rocksy) Well, nuts to that!
(Twig) If we can't bring you to Boat Day!
(Leaf) We're going to bring boat day to you!
(Rocksy) Ah!
(Leaf, Rocksy and Twig) Yeah!
(Rocksy) All aboard the S.S. Rocksinator!
Oh! AKA, The Friend-Ship.
(Berry) Aww!
(Leaf) And now, the final touch.
(Twig) Uh.
-Oh! Hey! -(Leaf) Hmm!
(Rocksy) Yay!
(Leaf) Whoa...
(Twig) You know?
This might actually be the best Boat Day ever.
(Berry) Agreed!
(growling)
(all gasp)
Oh, no!
My head's too big! I can't control it anymore!
(Leaf) Don't worry, gang. I got this.
(Bats) Oh, man, she must have spotted the beans.
(Samosa) She loves them, dude! She's stunned.
(Kensington) What did you do?
-(Bats) Huh? -(Samosa) What?
(Bats) Well, girls. It's been an honor.
(Leaf) Okay, I guess I don't got this!
Yo, we need to abandon the ship!
(breathing heavily)
(Twig) I'm not getting anything!
(Rocksy) I'm not giving up on you, Berry! Uh!
Ah!
(Berry) You got to let me go, Rocksy.
I'm just too big for Boat Day now.
(Rocksy) But, Berry...
(Berry) Don't fight it, Rocksy!
It's time.
(Rocksy) Say goodbye to the yard, Berry!
(Berry) Hold up, hold up, hold up! Wait!
Let's talk about this! Ahh!
(Berry) But, Rocksy.
Now you'll never be able to get back to the yard.
(Rocksy) That doesn't matter.
I got everything I need right here.
(Berry and Rocksy) Whoa!
(effort sounds)
(Berry) I got you, Rocksy!
All right, here we go!
-(Rocksy) Woo-hoo! -(Twig) Hooray!
(Rocksy) Now then, sailors!
Full speed ahead!
(Berry) Speed! Ouch!
*
(laughing)
(Rocksy) Wow.
(all) Wow!
(Rocksy) Wow.
(laughing)
(Leaf) Nice!
(Mr. Ladybug) Ha-ah! Hey!
(Rocksy) Wow. Seconds feel like years out here.
(Berry) I wonder what's going to happen next for us.
(Twig) Who's to say?
We could get picked up and saved
for another season of adventures.
(Leaf) Or, fade into obscurity
and get lost in the streaming void.
(Berry) At least we're all doing it together.
(Rocksy) Rocksy, Berry, Leaf, and Twig.
The Mighty Ones.