(everybody grunting)
(Leaf sneezing)
(everybody screaming)
*
* One, two! *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more than sticks And stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Than you find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
(brunchers laughing)
(house music)
(Carder) Welcome to Carder's. Come embrace your seats.
(indistinct chatter)
(Berry) This better be worth it, Leaf.
(Rocksy) Well, I for one can't wait to try brunch.
(Twig) Branch? That's just like me!
(Leaf) Brunch, it's brunch, okay?
Twig, no offense, but brunch is not like you,
because brunch is all about being cool.
(Berry) Uh, isn't it more about eating some tasty food?
(Leaf) No, no!
You don't get it. It's so much more than that.
The people are cool, the styles are cool,
the vibe is cool,
the cinnamon acorn bites are cool,
the green bowls are cool, the music is cool,
the memories are cool, the floor is cool,
the tables are cool, the chairs are cool,
and best of all, they only let in
the coolest people in town.
(Carder) Whoa, back up there, cool guy.
(Leaf) Hey, what gives?
(Carder) No pants, no brunch.
(Leaf) Pants?
But no one else is wearing...
Pants!
(bruncher) No pants? Good luck getting in now.
(Twig) Listen here, bub!
My brother doesn't need pants,
he's already the coolest cat I know.
(Berry) Just let us into branch now!
(Carder) Urgh, I really shouldn't do this, but...
(whistling)
We have some loaner pants in the back.
Go put some on and I'll let you in.
(Berry) Well, as long as it gets us in.
(Rocksy) I don't know, Berry, I feel pretty cool.
(Twig) All right, we ready?
(Leaf) Nope.
No way. I can't work with these.
(Boppo) Uh, sir, Carder will let you in
with any of these pants.
Just choose a pair.
(Leaf) The point is to be the coolest at brunch,
and none of these pants are that cool.
(Twig) Aw, come on, Leaf,
you're so cool you'd even look good in pants made of poop!
-(Berry) Twig! -(Rocksy) Ah, Twig!
-What...? -(Berry) Come on!
(Leaf) Thanks, Twig, but my loins require
nothing less than the absolute coolest pants of all time.
(Wheezy) You could try the Pants District,
just down that way.
(Leaf) The Pants District?
Got it. Whoosh.
(Twig) Wait up, Leaf!
Brotherly support is on the way!
(Berry) Twig! Let's just go eat!
(Twig) Wee! Nice flying, Leaf.
(Berry) Ah, come on.
(Rocksy) Don't worry, Berry,
we'll just grab our table while they're gone.
(Carder) No seating until your entire party is present.
(Berry) Dude, we have the pants!
(Carder) Back of the line!
(Berry) Urgh.
There's got to be another way in.
(Twig) I think this is it. The Pants District!
(Leaf) Woah-ho-ho-ho-ho!
(Günter) Ah! Customers!
(Mc Thorax) Yo, welcome to Günter's Hosen Haus.
(Leaf) Thanks, thanks.
I guess I'm looking for something pretty specific.
(Günter) Oh, yeah?
(Twig) Uh, try the coolest pants for the coolest guy ever.
(laughing)
(Mc Thorax) We have cooler pants than you could ever dream of!
(Leaf) Hmm...
Let's get some pants on, what do you say?
(camera flashes)
Nope. Not really about these.
Next!
(Twig) You heard the man.
(Mc Thorax) Try these on for size.
(Twig) Whew, somebody open a window!
(Leaf) Nope.
(Twig) Oh! Huh!
Uh, good throw there, Leaf.
(Leaf) Not enough pockets.
Too many pockets.
Too form fitting.
I hate carrots.
Too flowy.
Shirt. Too meta.
(Twig) Work it! Oh.
(Günter) Oh, he's a monster!
(Mc Thorax) We have more pants in the back.
Just keep them coming.
(Carder) All right, welcome to Carder's!
Right this way.
(Berry) Good morrow, chap! We would be delighted to...
(Rocksy) Ahem! I thought we were doing southern accents.
(Berry) Why do we even have to have the same accent?
Our characters should have like, defining traits, right?
(Rocksy) Berry, this was my vision.
We need to figure out these characters...
(Berry) Dude, I'm hungry!
(Rocksy) We're not going to get in without some hard work!
(Mc Thorax) I am sorry, Mr. Leaf.
Das istthe last pair.
(Leaf) The last pair?
I mean, they're not bad, but...
If you're going to go brunch, you got to go hard.
I can't go hard in pants like these.
Is there a second Pants District?
(Twig) Leaf, I just don't know
that we're going to find the coolest pants of all time.
(Rat King) But...
What if you could?
(Leaf) Whoa.
(evil laugh)
(Rat King) Follow me.
(laughing)
(Twig) Leaf! What about brunch?
(Rat King evil laughter)
I don't know about this place, Leaf!
(Rat King evil laughter)
-(Twig) Wow. -(Leaf) Whoa.
(evil laugh)
(Rocksy) And I say, I say, I was the only orphan to survive.
The great molasses flood of '32 swept the whole orphanage
off the cliff...
(Berry) Ah! Rocksy, I'm hungry.
Let's just get in there and brunch!
Rocksy... What are you looking at?
(Rocksy) No! No! Molasses!
I can still hear their screams!
(multiple brunchers complaining)
-(Rocksy) No. -(Berry) Rocksy, stop,
you're making a scene!
(Rocksy) Yeah, I know. It's called method acting!
Jebediah! Jebediah! Grab my hand!
Oh, you're all sticky!
(Berry) Ah...
(Leaf) Oh! This place is awesome!
Yo, these are the ones, these are the pants,
-I can feel it. -(Twig) Ah, yeah, bro!
You are going to go so hard in those pants!
(Leaf) Uh, Twig, come on.
(Twig) I'm so sorry.
(Rat King) Brace yourself.
(Rat King evil laughter)
Behold!
A very nice pair of pants!
(Leaf) Wow. Those are pretty nice.
(laughing)
(Twig) Finally! Finally!
(Leaf) Oh, dude is that music videos?
And toilet paper?
Choo-choo express?
(Leaf laughing)
Whoa.
Yes!
(Twig) Hubba, hubba!
(Leaf) Yo, Twig? Let's go to brunch.
(Twig) Let's go to what?
Oh, right. Brunch.
(Leaf) At last. A pair of pants as cool as I am.
(Twig) They're really cool!
It even says so on the back.
(Leaf) It what?
Dude, that's like, trying way too hard!
Get off!
Aw, you can't just come out and say you're cool!
(Twig) Leaf. Are you kidding me?
(Leaf) Only something uncool can be cool.
(Twig) Okay, then let's go get any of the pants
that weren't cool enough for you earlier!
(Leaf) Nah. It has to be something majorly uncool,
like, like, mythical levels of lameness.
Hmm...
(Twig) Why are you looking at me like that?
(Rocksy) Okay, I think we've finally cracked our characters.
(Berry) Agreed! Okay, it's showtime.
(Rocksy) I say, good sir!
(Carder) Oh, hi, Rocksy and Berry.
How can I help you?
(Berry and Rocksy) Ahh!
(Carder) Look! On the horizon!
(Dave) Who is that?
(Carder) Those... Pants...
(dad bug) Where did he get those?
(Berry) They're so fresh.
(Rocksy) Yet so familiar.
(Twig) Behold, ultimate cool guy coming through.
(Leaf) Thanks, Twig.
(Berry) Took you long enough.
(Leaf) It was worth it for the results.
(Carder) Oh! Please, Mr. Leaf, you and your party follow me,
right this way!
(Berry) Yes! That's what I'm talking about!
(Twig) I'm so hungry.
(Carder) Wait. And where are your pants?
(Twig) Ah, nuts.
I guess I forgot to get some for myself.
(Carder) Well, I'm all out of loaners.
The rest of your party is going to have to leave now.
(Twig) Oh! No, uh, I'm not with them!
I just came to, uh... admire all the pants.
(Carder) Oh, you're one of those...
Mm-hm. Over there, then.
(sigh)
(Ben) Are those khakis?
Oh, hi, Twig!
(Leaf) Ahh!
(sigh)
(Boppo) Really, really cool pants, sir.
(Leaf) Yeah, thanks. Hey, Twig, isn't brunch the coolest?
Bro?
Twig?
(Ben) Ooh, ooh, check it out! Capris!
(Leaf) Twig couldn't get in?
But... Twig's always by my side.
(Berry) No, no, no, no. You didn't.
(Leaf) Ah. Huh?
(laughing)
(Dave) Oh, Aunt Matilda, you're the best!
(Leaf) Ah.
(Boppo) Uh, I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of waffles.
(dad bug) Oh, that's okay,
I'm just glad to be here with my son.
(Leaf) Oh, my gosh.
I've been so wrong.
But I know what I have to do.
Yo, listen up, everyone! Stop eating brunch!
(gasp)
(Carder) What?
(Leaf) Yeah, that's right.
I got something to say...
Pants are dumb!
(brunchers reacting)
(Leaf) We have been so focused on fabulous pants
we have all forgotten the true meaning of brunch.
Spending time with our friends and family.
(Twig) Aww, brother!
(Leaf) We need to take back brunch,
and free ourselves from the oppression of the pants!
Liberate yourselves!
Take off your pants!
Woo!
(Carder) Don't you dare.
(zipper sounds)
(Leaf) Uh...
So, so like you guys,
you guys going to take of your pants too or...?
(brunchers complaining)
(sigh)
(Leaf) Well, that was lame.
Hey, I'm sorry about today, man.
I was so obsessed with trying to be cool,
I didn't see all the love and support
I had right in front of me.
But now I know that having a brother who loves you
is the coolest thing of all.
(laughing)
(Twig) You burned my head and you didn't even eat brunch!
(laughing)
I going to make you into pants!
(Leaf) Be cool, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, twig, be cool, man.
No, no!
(Leaf screaming)
(Leaf) Wow, can you guys believe Mr. Ladybüg today?
(Rocksy) I know, I am so proud of him and his accomplishments.
(Berry) Yeah, today really is his big day.
(Twig) Yeah, totally, but, do you guys think Mr. Ladybüg
is mad at me or something?
(Leaf) Twig, this isn't about you!
(Twig) But he didn't even mention my cuticles once.
I mean, did he like them?
Did he not like them? Are they too shiny?
(Leaf) Dude, enough about the cuticles, all right?
You're just overthinking stuff again.
(Berry) Classic overthinking Twig.
(Twig) I am not an overthinker!
Name one time I overthought something.
(Berry) Like the other day when I called you
a stick-in-the-mud,
and you wouldn't stop asking me what I meant by it.
(Twig) Well, what did you mean by it?
(Berry) I was being literal!
You were literally in the mud, and you're a stick.
(Twig) Well, excuse me for wanting clarification.
All I'm asking is for a little help
riding out my emotional highs and lows.
(Berry) Oh, so it's riding you want, huh?
Giddy-up, little pony-boy!
Yee-hah!
(laughs)
(Donathan) Uh, a bit too ratty for my taste.
I need something zesty,
a brain that doesn't care about anything.
Ah, but who?
Who's that care-free in this bug-eat-brain world?
-(Twig) Berry, stop it! -(Donathan) Huh?
(Twig) Berry! Stop it! Berry! Stop it, stop it!
Berry, stop it!
(laughing)
(Berry) Kick, pony, kick!
(Donathan) Oh, that should do nicely.
(Berry) Guuh...
(Donathan) Behold, a brain with zero cares or concerns.
Beautiful emptiness!
Oh my, my, my, that is exquisite.
Oh, slow-roasted reckless abandon?
Untainted by self-awareness, oh! Delicious!
-(Twig) Berry? Hello? -(Donathan) What the...?
(Twig) Berry, why aren't you talking?
Would you please get off my butt?
(Donathan) Uh-oh, if this pony-boy finds out about me,
he may cut my delicious banquet short.
(clears throat)
(Donathan and Berry) Sorry for sitting upon you,
my good friend.
(Twig) Well, that was unusually polite of you.
Hey, why does your voice suddenly sound different?
(Donathan and Berry) Uh...
My, what beautiful cuticles you have! Immaculate!
(Twig) Aww! Thank you for noticing!
Are you sure there's nothing different about you?
(Donathan and Berry) Why, not at all!
I'm the same old talking raspberry I usually am.
(Rocksy) Okay, you can't drop the Rocksyball, or you lose.
-(Leaf) Copy that! -(Rocksy) Hup!
(Leaf) Uh, why is the Rocksyball so slimy and sticky?
(Rocksy) I can't tell you until you win.
(Twig) Hey, guys! Do you notice anything weird about Berry?
She's been acting kind of strange.
(Leaf) Hmm... You know, there is something different.
(Donathan and Berry) Salutations, plant.
Such a wonderful happenstance to see you.
(laughing)
(Leaf) This situation seems familiar.
Didn't one of us act weird like this before?
(Dot) Heya there, losers! What's shaking? Boom-boom-boom!
(laughing)
(Rocksy) Now you're the one overthinking things.
(Leaf) Oh, you're right! Nevermind, nevermind.
(Donathan and Berry) Ah, idiots. What a bunch of fools.
(Twig) What?
(Donathan and Berry) Uh...
I said pools! Like, swimming pools.
Boy, I sure could go for a dip!
(Leaf) Oh, okay, tight. Yeah.
(Rocksy) I could do a little dip...
(Twig) No, guys, really!
Doesn't she seem unusually friendly and charming?
Something's off.
(Rocksy) Okay, okay.
Let's try take Twig's little concerns seriously.
(Leaf) I guess.
Uh, but it's like, it's like too hot out
to take Twig's concerns seriously.
-(Leaf) Ahh. -(Rocksy) Ah, thanks, Berry.
(Leaf) I've forgotten all about being suspicious of Berry.
This rules!
(Twig) Ah, I guess I could just be overthinking things again.
-(Leaf) Yeah! -(Rocksy) Wee!
(Leaf) Yeah. Right there.
Woah!
(Donathan) Oh, what a bountiful feast!
Uh, exquisite!
(burp)
Oh, me. Oh, almost perfection!
But I can't quit now.
I still must consume the center of the brain!
(Twig) Uh, Berry?
(Donathan) Uh, what is it now?
(Donathan and Berry) Ah, why pony boy!
How pleasant to see you again.
(Twig) You've been walking in to that wall for an hour now,
something is definitely wrong with you.
(Donathan and Berry) Hey, did you redo those cuticles?
(Twig) Well, yes, but...
(Donathan and Berry) Well, ta-ta!
I'm off to go contemplate the meaning of life.
Better leave me alone for a while.
Toodles!
(Twig) Hey, I'm definitely not overthinking this.
Berry is acting really weird.
(Rocksy) Dude! Berry is just being Berry.
It would be weird if she wasn't acting weird.
(Leaf) Stop worrying so much.
(Twig) Eh, I don't know.
(Donathan and Berry) Ah, finally!
(Donathan) Those morons are occupied enough to leave me
to my business.
Now, the last delicious morsel of brain!
(Twig) Oh, good, there you are, Berry.
Hey, listen, I just wanted to say...
Uh, well, I'm sorry for accusing you earlier of acting weird.
It's just, well, you know, sometimes you act weird
and it's weird, but then you don't act weird
and that's kind of even weirder...
And, okay, well, I just want to say I'm sorry.
Hey, wait a second, am I apologizing too much?
It's just, I know I say "I'm sorry" a lot
when I'm talking to you, but...
(nervous laugh)
Oh, boy, is this getting weird?
It's starting to feel weird, I know, right?
Because I'm apologizing again, and it's like, enough...
You're still mad at me, aren't you?
Ah... Wait, let me just start all over again.
Okay, hi, Berry, it's me, Twig. I know I said something wrong,
but I just want to get to the bottom...
(Donathan and Berry) Shut up, pony-boy!
How am I supposed to eat with all this incessant rambling?
(Twig) Eat? But, what?
Berry, what are you talking about?
(Donathan and Berry) I'm just going to level with you.
(Donathan) I'm Donathan, a parasitic worm.
Hi, and I took over your friend's brain.
(Twig) Ah-ha! I knew it! Yes! I knew something was wrong!
Hey, wait a second... eating? You're eating her brain?
(Donathan) Sure, I may be nibbling
a little bit on her brain, it's no big deal.
Isn't this brain-free Berry a better Berry?
She treats you better now, doesn't she? No more ridings.
You're free now, pony-boy.
Go on, run along, run free!
(Twig) Yeah, I guess you're right, I'll see you later.
Hey, wait a minute!
I'm going to go tell Leaf and Rocksy right now!
And we're going to put a stop to... Ah!
(moaning)
Oh, man, I had a crazy dream.
A parasitic worm taught Berry karate...
Berry!
(Rocksy) Oh, gotcha, Berry! Gotcha! Too slow, Berry! Gotcha!
(Twig) Ah! What have I done?
Hey, you! I told you to get out of Berry right now!
(evil laugh)
(Donathan) Oh, sweet, gullible Twig.
There's nothing left of your friend to save.
It's a pity I couldn't have made it last.
But portion control never was my strong suit.
(laughing)
(Twig) Grr. Ahh!
Get out of my friend!
(Donathan) Don't you get it yet?
There's barely anything left of your friend to save!
(Twig) I'd rather have a little Berry
than no Berry at all!
(grunting)
Guys, guys, help me out!
(Rocksy) Berry's been taken over by a parasitic worm?
(Leaf) Definitely didn't see that one coming.
(Dot) You said it, plant man! Boom, boom, boom!
(grunting)
(Donathan) Hold your horses, pony-boy!
Just one more bite, then the husk will be all yours.
(Twig) Wait a minute.
Alright, you want some brains?
I got some brains for you right here!
-(Rocksy) No, you can't! -(Leaf) Twig!
(Twig) I got to save what's left of Berry!
(Donathan) Woah-ho!
I'll never turn down a dinner invitation.
(Rocksy) Twig, why?
Now your brain's going to be eaten too!
(Twig) I had to do it. I had to save my pal, Berry.
(humming)
(Donathan) Soup's on!
Oh! Oh, oh, good heavens, this is disgusting!
(Twig) Am I tasty enough?
Is this going to hurt? Will Leaf miss me?
Will I miss me? How will I know to miss me if I'm not even gone?
(multiple Twig's voices)
(Twig) What is the essence of existence?
Am I fat? Or am I too skinny?
Wait, is it Thursday that they deliver the grubs?
Or Wednesday? Are there too many faces on my face?
(Donathan) Ahh! I can't take it!
All this overthinking
has literally poisoned this brain!
Ah!
(coughing)
(Twig) What?
(Leaf) Dude, your brain is so terrible
it just exploded the worm.
(Rocksy) Ha! See, what I tell you?
Nobody likes an overthinker.
(Berry) Twig...
(Twig) Berry?
(Berry) Come closer...
(Twig) Say something to me, Berry! Anything!
(Berry) You're my...
Little pony-boy...
(Twig) What? What is that supposed to...
Hey!
(Rocksy and Leaf cheering)
(Rocksy) Ride that pony thing!
(Twig) Wait, I don't understand.
I thought the worm ate your brain.
(Berry) Yep! Ate my brain.
(Twig) Then... But, how are you still even alive?
(Berry) Eh, I just tend to think with my gut.
(Twig) But... I... What... That doesn't...
How, you, what, how...? How?
(Rocksy) Uh, uh, Twig. Don't overthink it!