(everybody grunting)
(Leaf sneezing)
(everybody screaming)
*
* One, two! *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more than sticks And stones *
* This life has more to offer Than you find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
(laughs)
(Rocksy) Missed me!
On guard!
Hey! Two against one! Where's Twig?
(Twig) Ugh.
I'm having the most unluckiest day of my whole life.
First, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Oh, man! Nested again?
Are you kidding me?
Then I got this really ominous horoscope.
Acid rain?
Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, it burns! Oh! Oh!
Not to mention I stepped in gum, Ben touched my hand,
and then I got swallowed by a squirrel!
I don't even want to tell you how I got out of that one!
(Berry) Was it through the...?
(Twig) Yes, of course it was, Berry.
(Leaf) Ah, come on, it's a beautiful day!
Your luck is bound to change.
(Twig) Well, yeah...
Maybe you're right.
(bird singing)
(bird pooping)
Ugh.
At least it's not acid rain this time.
(Bats vomiting)
(Bats) Ugh.
I got to stop drinking all this milk.
Ah, maybe one more.
(Bats vomiting)
(Twig screaming)
-(Rocksy) Yes. -(Berry) What is he gonna do?
(Leaf) And we're back!
(Darcie) It makes me very happy you're finally spending
some quality time with us, Dennis.
The boys really miss you.
(Dennis) I'm telling you, I'm turning over a new leaf.
(Sassy) Hey, Dennis!
Me and the boys are going down to the barracks
to do some dirty-rotten dice throwing.
(Dennis) Hoo-hoo! Save me a seat at the table!
(Sassy) That's what I'm talking about!
Dennis and Sassy, rolling around with the fellas!
20 points! You sure you want to keep playing?
Looks like you're getting kind of cold there, soldier.
(Ant) One of these days your luck's
gonna run out there, Caterpillar,
and when it does, I'm gonna cut your nubs off.
(Sassy) I'm telling you, with your luck,
together we're unstoppable!
You're my number one crook, Dennis! Ho-ho!
(Dennis) What?
(Darcie) You can't be pouring all your talents into games, Dennis.
You need to spread it where the luck
of the clover is needed.
(Dennis) And who am I supposed to help?
It's not like idiots are falling from the sky!
(Twig screaming)
(Darcie) You're gonna go help that man, Dennis.
(Dennis) What? Why me?
There's plenty of other clovers all around!
(Three-leaf Clover) Hey, what's up, O'Clovers?
(Darcie) Dennis O'Clover, you know good and well
that those three leafers don't have a stitch of luck in them!
It's only us four-leafers that are able
to grant the blessings of luck to those in need.
(Dennis) Okay, have it your way, Darcie. Here I go!
Leaving Sassy Caterpillar out to dry!
(Sassy) A two?
But I got nothing left but my nubs!
(Ant) Well then, we'll be takin those.
(Dennis) Oi! Need a hand?
You took quite the tumble.
(Twig) Oh, thanks.
(Dennis) Name's Dennis O'Clover. Full of luck.
Don't suppose you'd like to borrow some?
(Twig) Oh, that would be amazing!
(Dennis) All right, pick me up.
(Twig) Okay, so, uh, how's this work?
When do I start getting lucky?
(Dennis) As long as we're touching,
the luck of the four-leaf-clover flows through me into you.
Alright, now give it a whirl, you're free to move about
and too lucky to fail.
(Twig) Okay, here I go, moving about my day...
Whoa!
Lucky these rocks were here!
Wait a tic...
Luck!
Just like you... Wow!
(Dennis) All right, don't say I never did nothing for you.
(Twig) I feel so in command of my body!
(Dennis) Anyway, I'm going to get back to my breakfast now.
(horn buzzing)
(Twig) Look! A race!
I've always wanted to win a race.
Let's see how lucky you really are.
(Racecaller Bug) Get ready to run fast, everyone,
because the winner's going home with this sack of nubs!
(Twig) Wow! A sack of nubs?
(Dennis) All right, fine. We'll do your race.
But I'm keeping the nubs for myself.
(Twig) Hey, I'm just in it for the thrill, baby.
(Racecaller Bug) Get set...
Go!
(horn buzzing)
(Twig) Whoa!
(squirrel screeching)
Well, that didn't feel very lucky at all. Huh?
I'm ahead of the competition!
Looks like I've got a chance yet.
(Dennis) Eh, what did I tell you?
(Twig) Aw, but these long-legged runners are so fast.
I can't keep up!
(Dennis) Oh, Twig. Luck is stronger than legs.
(Twig) Oh, no!
Run for it! Ah!
Woah! Hey! This is incredible!
(Twig laughing)
(Twig) So long!
Oh! How lucky!
I've got long legs!
These long legs are amazing!
Ahh!
(crowd cheering)
(crowd) All right!
(Twig) I can't believe it.
I actually won!
Dennis, I don't know how to thank you.
You've changed my whole life.
(Dennis) All right, whatever. I'll be taking my nubs now.
Good luck with the rest of your life!
(Twig) See you, Dennis! Oh!
(Beetle) Oh. Wow. Not enough to beat me in the race, now you got to hit me?
The big winner's a big bully now, huh?
(Beetle) Real nice sportsmanship, buddy!
(Twig) Ah! Dennis! You got to help me!
(Dennis) What? I thought I said we were done.
(Twig) Ha, yeah, yeah, well, you know, maybe we said goodbye too soon.
I mean we got so close, we're really good friends now, right?
(Beetle) Grr!
(cat meowing)
(Beetle) Huh?
(Beetle) No, no, no! Put me down! Stop!
(Beetle screaming)
(Twig) Ah. With you Dennis, I can feel the luck flowing
through my fingers.
(crying)
(Bug) Hey! That Twig just saved a falling baby!
(crowd cheering)
(Bug) Looks like my work here is done.
(Twig) Huh?
What? Wait a minute. Where'd he go?
(Dennis) Thank goodness that's over.
(Twig) Where do you think you're going?
(Dennis) I'm leaving.
The luck's gone to your head.
You're insane.
(Twig) No! No! Don't leave!
I've never been lucky before.
Now that I've tasted luck, I can't go back!
I won't go back!
(Dennis) Ah! You're out of your mind!
Let me go!
You can't take all the luck for yourself!
You don't understand, there's consequences!
(Twig) Stay with me forever, Dennis!
(Dennis) You're a mad man!
My family's going to notice when I don't come home!
(Twig) Your home is on my forehead now!
As long as you got luck, I'm never letting you go!
(Dennis) Oh! This cursed luck is nothing but trouble.
Why couldn't I have been born a three-leafer?
That's it!
Here goes.
Let's see how you like me now!
(Twig) Ahh!
(Dennis screaming)
(Dennis) There he is.
A three-leafer.
(manic laughter)
I'm a three-leafer!
How do you like me now?
How do you like me? Whoa...
(Dr. Clod) Wakey-wakey!
Someone's having a nasty little nightmare!
(Dennis) Nightmare?
Oh, thank gorb.
(Dr. Clod) Lucky your friend brought you in to get you fixed up!
(Dennis) Wait, what?
(Twig) Morning, baby.
(Dennis) Ahh! He's not...!
(Twig) Shh. Shh.
You're home, baby.
Thanks, Doc, great work in there!
(laughing)
(Dr. Clod) It feels so good to help people.
(Twig) Hey, everybody! I'm back!
(Rocksy) Twig, is that you?
(Twig) Yikes, what happened?
(Leaf) Bro, it was so bad.
(Bats vomiting)
(Leaf) Huh. That rain that took Twig away is back.
(everybody screaming)
(Twig) Lucky these rocks were here.
(Rocksy) Woah. That was so weird and painful.
(Berry) Forget about it, Rocksy.
It's over now.
This race will improve our day!
(roar)
Ah! Run!
(Twig) Looks like I've got a chance yet!
(Leaf) Quick, this way!
(Berry) What was that thing?
(Rocksy) I don't know, but I think we're safe now.
Oh, nuts.
(Berry) Leaf, get up, buddy, come on!
(Rocksy) Who's doing this?
(Twig) These long legs are amazing!
(Berry) Come on, Rocksy! Keep up!
(Rocksy) Ahh!
(moaning)
(Leaf) What's going on?
(Berry) I don't know, we have to...
Oh no, my foot!
(roar)
(Berry) No! Hold on, Leaf! I got you!
(Twig) Ahh!
(Rocksy) Ah! Help me!
I'm stuck! Huh?
Baby spiders! Ahh!
(Twig) Oh, no!
Wait... Where's Berry?
(Berry) Hey, Twig.
Heard you won the race.
Congratulations...
Oh.
(babbling)
(Dennis) Look, I tried to tell you,
luck is a give-and-take system.
When someone is lucky, someone else is unlucky!
(Twig) Oh, my gosh, I had no idea.
(Berry) You messed us up good, Twig...
You need to fix this, boy-o!
(Twig) Geez.
I'm so sorry, I got carried away.
I was being selfish,
but I now know what I need to do.
Come on, Dennis O'Clover, let's go back to your family.
(Dennis) Oh, finally!
*
(Leaf) Woah!
(Berry) Huh?
Hey, all right!
(Rocksy) Uh, yay?
(Twig) Look! I brought four-leaf clovers for everyone!
Now we can all be lucky!
(O'Clover Kids) We want to help like daddy!
(Darcie) Dennis O'Clover, just wait until we're home.
(Leaf) Uh-uh-uh.
This is your home now.
(Twig) You know what, guys?
I have a feeling we're going to be lucky
for the rest of our lives!
(Berry) Cool!
(police sirens)
(glass shatters)
(car alarms)
(sigh)
(Bats) A beautiful day to do some light reading!
Heh.
Light because it's so sunny!
(giggling)
Ah, literature.
Oh...
what?
Woah.
Who is this for?
(thunder)
Oh, for crying out loud!
(Leaf) Rain! We got to find shelter before my curl wilts!
(panting)
Ah. Look at what the dampness did to my best feature.
Uh!
This day's ruined.
I guess I'll just chill out with this bad hair
and be bored out of my mind.
(Rocksy) I'm sure we can find something to do.
*
Uh...
(Leaf) Whoa.
Is that supposed to happen?
(Rocksy) Huh.
I kind of love it though.
(humming)
Okay. That's a bit much.
(Leaf) Why is it growing so fast?
(Rocksy) Ah! It's the moisture!
Quick, help me find something to dry my moss with.
Uh-oh. Woah!
(moaning)
Ah! Leaf, hurry! I'm sprouting!
(Leaf) I'm coming, Rocksy, I'm coming!
Woah!
Wait. What is that?
Hey, who's this little guy...
Little guys?
Woah, check it out. So many guys.
(Rocksy) Wait, guys?
Ah! I love guys!
I'm stuck in my moss.
Leaf, help!
(Leaf) Yeah, yeah.
Totally, totally, totally...
Gosh, it's like a whole world of little guys.
Who knows what kind of crazy lives
and relationships they're building in your moss?
Like what kind of little jobs they have,
and who's little hearts they're breaking...
Or the cutthroat office betrayals made
for corporate gains of money
and power that they later regret,
and they find themselves on a boat,
unable to face themselves in the mirror again,
and then they throw it all away just to regain a little bit
of that friendship they used to have,
but they always wonder...
What if...?
What if they stayed on the boat?
My gorb, the drama of it all.
It's intoxicating.
(Rocksy) What?
(Leaf) Just one second.
(Leaf screaming)
(Rocksy) Leaf!
(Leaf) I just got to see what happens next.
(laughing)
Rocksy, you got to come see this!
(Rocksy) Yeah, love to, but my moss is literally eating me alive!
It would be nice if you could...
(Leaf) Sh-sh-shhh!
Ah, man, these two blobby guys are almost identical.
Like one could easily hijack the other's social life
and destroy it without them even knowing it.
It's quality entertainment!
(Dr. Clod) Did someone say quality entertainment?
(Leaf) Yeah, I sure did!
All right, here's the scoop.
You look in this rectangle thing,
and there's, like, a whole world in there.
A world full of guys!
And we get to watch them do stuff!
I'm calling this one Bacterio.
And here's his best friend, Ameoblia.
And they're twins.
On a boat.
But they don't know it yet,
because they were separated at birth.
(Percy) No way! Secret twins?
(Ben) Oh! I'm already hooked!
-(Leaf) Right? -(Dr. Clod) Wait.
How are you getting all of that?
Those little blobby guys are just floating in there.
(Leaf) And that's not even the best part!
-There's a... -(Rocksy) Leaf!
Oh, hey, is that Dr. Clod?
Oh, thank gorb, you brought a rescue team!
(Dr. Clod) Uh, does Rocksy need help?
(Leaf) Nah, nah, she's cool. Look closer, man.
See the drama that awaits you.
Settle in, boys. This is going to be good!
Oh, man, I got to grab my beanbag!
(panting)
(Rocksy) Leaf!
(growling)
Leaf! Are you going to get me out?
(Leaf) Oh, yeah, just a few more minutes, alright?
What did I miss?
(Dr. Clod) I think that one blob guy hit that other blob guy.
(gasp)
(Leaf) They're in a devilish tango,
fighting for Cillia's love!
-(Dr. Clod) Really? -(Ben) Oh, wow.
*
(Dr. Clod) What?
Why are they spiraling away from each other?
(Leaf) Looks like the band's splitting up for good, man.
(Dr. Clod) Really? They'll never make it as solo artists!
(Leaf) Now you're getting it!
*
(Ben) Don't change yourself for him, Ameoblia!
Hasn't he told you he's a secret government spy?
*
(Leaf) The money's not worth it, Bacterio!
Think of your friends. You're forgetting your friends!
(Rocksy) Leaf, help!
(Leaf) Rocksy, shut up!
*
(Dr. Clod) Oh!
(Percy) Oh!
(Ben) Ew!
(Leaf) Woah-ho-ho!
(humming)
(Rocksy) He'll be back any minute now.
Hmm.
(Leaf) Could it really be happening?
The band! Guys, they're getting back together!
*
(everybody) Yeah!
(Leaf) Oh, man! I got to post this on the web!
(giggling)
I'm posting this on the web.
(panting)
(Rocksy) What is taking so long?
(moaning)
Leaf!
Oh, no.
No!
Ah!
* Oh! *
* We're all ready to go *
* It's a brand-new, Beautiful day! *
* Where all your troubles Just melt away *
* I'm not worried If it's overgrown *
* Blooping around's No fun alone *
* Count on all of your friends *
* Don't forget About your friends!
* Never forget About your friends!
* Friends! *
* In the moss! **
(Dr. Clod) Woah. Are you still watching?
(Percy) Hey, Leaf?
You think you might be taking this moss obsession
a little far?
You know like, with the not showering and all?
(Leaf) Dude, there's more important things in life
than showering!
Goolia's about to regain her memories!
(Dr. Clod) I think what we're trying to say is,
you know this is just a show, right?
(Leaf) Just a show?
The Moss is my life!
(Dr. Clod) Okay, fine.
Ugh, just promise to never breathe on me again.
(Leaf) All right, shut up and plant those cheeks,
the finale's about to start.
Yes. Just as I predicted!
Bacterio and Ameoblia will live happily...
Wait a minute.
Where the plop is Bacterio going?
(Dr. Clod) Oh, my gosh, no way!
(Percy) Oh! I never saw this coming!
(Leaf) No, no, no!
Bacterio would never to that to him!
They've been best friends since the pilot!
This can't be how it ends.
I have so much invested in these characters.
What kind of monster would abandon a friend in need?
It's like the song says, "Never forget your friends!"
(Rocksy) Leaf!
(Leaf) Rocksy! Shut up!
(Rocksy) Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
(Leaf) Now, like I said, what kind of monster would...
Oh, my gorb.
Is that what I've become?
How could I have fallen this far?
I'm a monster.
I'm a...
I'm a bad friend.
I thought I was one of the guys, but I'm just a jerk.
I'm no better than Bacterio.
(Rocksy suffering)
(Leaf) Rocksy, I'm here to help now.
Your friend. I didn't for... Woah!
(Rocksy suffering)
(Leaf) Rocksy, no!
(screaming)
I'm back, baby.
Rocksy?
Rocksy, where are you?
What is this?
Who is this for?
(Rocksy) Ah! Leaf!
(Leaf) Rocksy!
(Rocksy) Yeah! Leaf! Leaf!
(Leaf) I got you!
For real this time!
(Rocksy) Huh?
Leaf?
(Leaf) Rocksy, are you okay?
(coughing)
(Rocksy) Yeah, pal.
(Leaf) I'm so sorry I forgot about you, Rocksy.
I just got caught up watching that dumb, fake show.
(Rocksy) Heh. Thanks, Leaf.
I hope at least the ending was good.
(Leaf) The ending of my dumb fake show!
(Rocksy) Leaf!
Am I bald?
(cheering)
(Leaf) What's going on? Why are you cheering?
Where'd they go?
(Dr. Clod) Oh, boy! That was quite an ending!
(Leaf) What happened? I missed it!
(Dr. Clod) It was wild!
Bacterio suddenly remembered who he was,
then he saved Ameoblia at the last second
because nothing is more valuable than friendship.
(Leaf) Eh, that's just lazy writing.
*
(Dr. Clod) What a day!
Thanks, Leaf, it was fun.
(Rocksy) Well, I might say you deserved missing the ending for leaving me
to be taken over by my own moss...
But, heh.
I'm a changed rock.
I'm bald now.
(Leaf) You know what, Rocksy?
There's a beautiful yard out there.
And here I am, sitting on my butt,
just watching these stupid, meaningless,
dumb little guys go about their fake lives
while my real life is passing me by.
Let's just turn this thing off and go out and play in the yard.
(Rocksy) Aw. Well said, Leaf.
We can go find me some new hair!
Oh, maybe I'll go blonde this time.
*