(everybody grunting)
(Leaf sneezing)
(everybody screaming)
*
* One, two! *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more than sticks And stones *
* This life has more to offer *
* Than you find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
(Rocksy) Okay, you guys got the stuff?
(Leaf) Yeah, here's the rare, pink honey from the beehive.
Ow.
(Twig) Here's the swamp moss I stole
from a snapping turtle. Ow.
(Rocksy) Hang in there, Mr. Ladybüg.
Our fizz-relief medicine is almost ready.
Now all we need is Berry's juice.
Where is Berry?
(Mr. Ladybüg) Ooh.
(Rocksy) Any minute now...
(Twig) Ladybüg's blowing away!
(Rocksy) Ah! Quick, we got to catch him!
(screaming)
(laughing)
(Berry) Splashy-splash.
(laughing)
(screams)
(Berry) Oh, hey guys.
You want to make some mud pies with me?
(Rocksy) Berry! Where were you?
Look what happened to Mr. Ladybüg!
(mouth sounds)
(Berry) Eh, he seems happy to me.
(explosion)
(Twig) Berry, you just had to bring a single ingredient.
(Leaf) We just needed the juice from your big old head!
You really let us down, Berry.
(Berry) Mud pie?
-(Leaf) Come on! -(Twig) Unbelievable!
(Leaf) You can't be serious right now.
(Rocksy) Berry, come walk with me.
This is the perfect time for me to teach you
about responsibility.
(Berry) Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Responsiwhat now?
(Rocksy) Responsibility!
There are three pillars of responsibility.
(earth shaking)
Ha-ha!
See?
First there's empathy.
Then trustworthiness.
And last, focus.
The three pillars of responsibility!
(Rocksy making sounds)
Anyway, a good way to start learning the three pillars
would be to clean up all the little scraps
of popped Mr. Ladybüg.
Look, I'll even let little Twiggy help you out.
It's the responsible thing to do.
(Berry) Rocksy, I am not...
(Rocksy) Let me go check if there's any more Ladybüg goop over there.
(Berry) Ugh, oh, I got to get out of here!
(Rocksy) Berry, you can't get away!
I'm annoyingly persistent!
(Berry) I need a place to hide!
(Shelly) A place to hide, you say?
I might just be able to help you.
(Berry) Okay, yeah, a-anything!
(Shelly) I have to leave town for a bit
and I need someone to watch my little plant!
If you can do that, well, my shell is all yours.
(Rocksy) Berry! I'm getting closer!
(Berry) I'll do whatever, hurry!
(Shelly) Here you go!
And now let me just slip
out of this here shell here...
(Shelly making noises)
There we go!
(Berry) Whoa, mamma!
Did you get a haircut?
(Shelly) I sure did! You like it?
(Berry) Meh.
(Shelly) All right, the place is all yours.
But just remember one thing...
Do not go through the blue door.
Well, I'm off! Bye!
(Berry) Thanks, Shelly!
(Rocksy) Berry!
(gasp)
(Berry) Rocksy is approaching!
(Rocksy) Berry, you over here?
I want to tell you more about the three pillars!
Berry?
(Berry screaming)
(Berry) Woah.
This shell's pretty nice inside.
(Rocksy) Are you in there?
If so, there's a lot more Ladybüg to mop up!
(Berry) Ooh! Blue door!
(Shelly) Do not go through the blue door.
(Berry) Nuts to that! Yah!
Ah!
(Rocksy) Berry?
(Rocksy singing)
(Berry) Oh, she's gone.
Now where'd that plant go... Ho-ho-ho!
Oh, my gosh...
This room is super tacky.
Plant?
Plant!
Ugh. How am I going to find that plant in here?
(laughs)
(Goblin) Welcome, my dear.
(Berry) Hello? Who's that?
(Goblin) Looking for this, I suspect?
(Berry) Hey!
What?
Dead end?
Where'd you go?
(Goblin) If you want your plant back safely,
you must first complete my Shellabyrinth
of responsibility!
(Berry) Eh, hard pass.
I'm just going to leave.
(Goblin) I don't think so...
(burping)
You are trapped.
Unable to leave until you have completed
my three tasks.
(Berry) Ugh. Fine!
(Goblin) How delightful! Right this way.
(Berry) What the...
Woah...
Huh? What's that?
(Goblin) The first of your trials...
Behold!
My mucus worm has trapped
three delicate pixies
within its toothsome maw.
(Pixies) Ah! Help! Help! Help!
(Berry) This doesn't really seem like my problem.
(Goblin) Really? You're content to just let them die?
Where's your empathy?
(Berry) Uh... Wasn't that one of the dumb pillars
Rocksy was talking about?
(Goblin) Yes!
Empathy means caring for others,
even when it might be inconvenient to you.
(Pixies) Please help us!
(Berry) Ah, dang,
I do feel kind of bad for 'em...
Fine! I'll do it.
(Berry screaming and laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(Berry) Got you!
(roaring)
(screaming)
(moaning)
(Pixies) Thank you, Berry!
(Berry) Are we dead?
(Pixie) No, you passed the test!
(Berry) Oh! Sweet, the plant!
(Pixie) See you at the end of the Shellabyrinth!
(Berry) Hey! Get back here, you little freaks!
(Bearbunnies) You can't catch me!
Got you! Run away!
(Berry) Aw, these little guys are cute.
Guh...
Really hairy, though.
(Goblin) For your next test,
you must complete a trust fall
with my furry friend over there.
(Bearbunny) Hello!
(Berry) A trust fall? That's it? Easy!
I bet these little guys only weigh about one Twig butt cheek.
(Bearbunnies screaming and laughing)
(Goblin) Ah, don't forget pillar number two, Berry,
trustworthiness!
(Berry) I guess my friends did trust me
to help them this morning,
and I let them down...
(Bearbunny) Catch me!
(Berry) I do wanna be trustworthy...
Big guy, I won't let you fall!
You can trust me...
(laughing)
Oh! I did it!
Dang, you do weigh one Twig butt cheek after all!
(laughs)
Now where's the door to the next test?
(chuckles)
(Bearbunny) In my tum-tum.
(Berry) Eh, I've done weirder things.
(Bearbunny) Okay, are you ready to...
Where'd she go?
(Goblin) For your third and final test,
you must listen to this little creature
who will tell you the password.
(Berry) Is that all?
(Bot) Are you ready for the password?
(Berry) Yeah, I got this.
(Bot) Okay, the password is...
Beans.
(Berry) Ooh!
(Bot) Did you hear the password?
(Berry) Uh... no.
Can you repeat it?
(sigh)
(Bot) Okay.
The password is...
(gasp)
(Bot) Beans.
(Berry) Woah!
(Bot) Beans. B-E-A-N-S.
(Berry) Holy smokes!
(Bot) Oh, you really aren't good at this, are you?
(Berry) Sorry, I'm trying, but this is too visually
and auditorily stimulating.
(Goblin) Don't forget the third pillar, Berry, it's...
(Berry) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, it's focus.
My lack of focus is how I got distracted
by the mud puddle this morning.
But not this time.
I can do this!
(Bot) All right. Here I go.
(Berry) Focus...
Focus!
(Bot) The password is...
Beans.
(Berry) The password is beans!
(Bot) Oh!
Hello?
Anyone?
Hello?
Oh, no.
Judy...
Phil! Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
Okay, oh, no, oh, no. No, no, no...
(Berry) Woohoo!
The Three pillars, baby!
(Goblin) Congratulations, Berry,
you have conquered the Shellabyrinth!
All thanks to the three pillars of responsibility.
Here is your plant.
(Berry) Thank you!
You know, I just realized something.
Responsibility isn't that bad,
it can actually be pretty fun and cool.
(Goblin) Yes, you've proven that you are indeed
responsible enough.
You've got the job.
All of this is now yours.
(Berry) Uh... Wait. What job?
(Goblin) The Shellabyrinth. It's all yours!
All the mess, that is!
All the magical creatures in here are pretty disgusting.
You better grab a mop and get started right away actually.
It's all part of the responsibility.
(Berry) Oh, I get responsibility now...
It's a tool to trap you!
Trap you into cleaning up messes forever!
A big, ding-dong trap!
(Goblin) So is that a yes, or...
(Rocksy) Thanks again for letting us use the blue door
to teach Berry about responsibility.
(Shelly) Ah, no problem at all.
I think it's going be a big success!
My shell!
(Rocksy) So...
I guess responsibility
is not for you, huh?
(Berry) What are you talking about?
I got the plant back, baby!
(Breht) Hey, babe! Check it out!
I'm cleaning the gutters!
And I'm not even bothering you about it this time!
(music on headphones)
(Lindsay) What?
(Breht) I'm just up here,
not needing attention,
competently fixing the house!
Woah!
(Lindsay) Okay.
(Breht) And I know what you're going to say next!
"Breht, you forgot your tools!"
Guess I'll just have to go all the way back down...
But wait!
What is this? Ta-Da!
The Northberg Naval Knife!
This family heirloom was passed down
from my grandpa.
Hey, Linds, you remember him, right?
Lindsay! Lindsay!
(Bats, Somosa and Kensington) Chug, chug, chug!
Yeah!
(Breht) Well, you may not be impressed right now,
but you will be,
when you see all the amazing stuff
I can do with these!
No, those are the tiny scissors.
Nope, that's the screwythingy.
These are so hard to grab!
Nope, scissors again...
Ah, no, no, no!
My naval knife!
No, no, no!
Ah!
(Breht hits the ground)
(Breht) Hi, Lindsay.
(steps)
(Rocksy) Aw, man, this thing is useless!
I cast thee out, spooned fork!
Well, we tried our best.
Good luck in there, buddy. It's been real.
(Hans) Yodeyodeleyodelyodelhyeeehoo!
Yah!
Oh, never fear! Hans has arrived!
(Berry) Hans? Hans who?
(Hans) Oh! So I see you do not know?
I am the helping Hans!
And I am here to share with you
the wonder of mein fantastischeGoobers!
If there's anything you need help with,
well I am the tool for the job!
(Berry) I'm not quite sure what these 'Goobers' are,
but can they open a mystery barrel?
(Hans) Oh! With mein "Super Puncher Goober,"
that mystery barrel will be open in lickety-splitsies!
Yodelyoldelyhoo-hooo!
(Twig) Oh!
Oh, my eyes...
it's so bright!
-(Berry) Hey, Twig! -(Rocksy) You're back!
(Hans) Hans ist meinname und helping ist meingame!
Me and meinGoobers can fix any situation.
(Rocksy) Wow! Tell us more!
(laughing)
(Hans) Why tell you, when I can show you!
Yodelayhee-hoo!
Has this situation ever happened to you?
(Rocksy) Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, no! What an unsightly mess!
(Hans) With my handy-dandy Sun-Embiggener,
even this unsightly mess won't cause you distress!
(Rocksy) Holy butt-pitts!
That was amazing!
(Berry) Oh, no!
I am lost, and cannot find my way
in all this tall grass.
Whatever shall I do?
(Hans) With my Hans-brand Snippy-Trippy Goober,
you'll find your way home in zero time!
(Berry) Wow, thanks, Hans!
(Twig) Ah, gee-wiz.
I know I'd be popular and have friends
if only I could get rid of this unsightly nub!
(Hans) Hans has arrived!
With my absolutely sassy Goober-File,
that unsightly nub will be a thing of saddened
realities past.
(Twig) Wow, wow, wow!
(Rocksy and Berry) Wow, wow, wow!
(Rocksy) Hans can do anything!
(Hans) That's correct!
There is never a job too big
in the land for Hans.
Some say I have an almost pathological need to help
und hinge my entire identity on it...
Rumors!
Oh, wait a minute! Stop those clockies!
Who is that stoic, mysterious, loner-type character before me?
(Berry) Oh, that's just Leaf.
He doesn't need any help.
(Hans) Maybe some meditation chimes?
Chromatic sound flute?
Spinal Rectifier?
He resists my goobers.
And yet, I sense he needs one thing...
(Rocksy) Oh, forget him, Hans.
You've got three needy beans right here!
(Twig, Berry and Rocksy) Yeah!
Hans! Hans! Hans! Hans! Hans!
* He's got the goobers! *
(panting)
(Rocksy) I need holes here, Hans.
As far as the eye can see.
(Hans) Oh! Well, lucky for you,
I have the exact goober you need!
(gasp)
(Rocksy) Oh! Hans, how dig hole?
(Hans) Ah! I show you! No worries!
First you stick it, and then you flick it!
It's easy peezy lemon squeeezy!
(Rocksy) Wait, do it again.
(Hans) First stick it undthen flick it!
(Rocksy) One more time, I didn't catch it.
(Hans) You stick it, undflick it. Okay?
(Rocksy) Okay.
So, when does it become a hole, though?
(Twig) Hans?
(Hans) Uh-oh! Looks like I'm off!
Here, just keep sticking undflicking
and you'll have a bunch of holes in no time.
(Rocksy) Stick it, and...
kick it!
Aw, come on!
* He's going to help you if he can! *
Oh well hello, Twigman! What is it I can do you for?
(Twig) Well, Hans, I kind of need a new look for summer.
(Hans) Oh, yes! I think my Triple-BladeSharpen-Goober
will be just the item to have you summer-ready
in a jiffy-pooh!
I call it the 'Swiss Alp-a-Scalp'.
Please, have a look!
(Twig) Wow! Thanks, Hans!
(Berry) Hans!
(Hans) Uh, oh, coming!
* Doodely bop-bop-bop, I got some goobers for you! *
(Berry) Hans, you're, like, such a super inspiration.
I want to be just like you!
(Hans) Oh, Berry.
You have touched my heart. That is so sweet.
You mean you want to be helping the peoples
who are in the need as well?
(Berry) No!
I mean I want to be full of cool goobers and junk.
Give me goober! Give me.
(Hans) Oh, okay, sure.
Uh. I suppose I could lend you some,
if you suppose it would be helping.
(Berry) Only one way to find out!
Woah! No way!
(effort sounds)
(Hans) Yeah. Wow. That's...
That's really something. Something has occurred.
(Rocksy) Hans?
(Hans) Coming!
Now don't think I forgot about you, hot shot!
(Rocksy) Hans! I think I got a little carried away!
(Hans) Oh, no! Never fear!
Upsy-daisies!
(Rocksy) Oh, perfect!
Hans, you got to let me use that pick-up thingie!
It'll help me dig so many new holes!
(Hans) Oh! My grabber jabber?
Huh, well, if you think it'll help, okay.
(Twig) Hans?
(Hans) Okay, never too busy to help you as well.
Seriously.
What can I help you with?
(Twig) Okay, so, I need a touch
of light facial reconstruction
to go with my new "look."
(Hans) Ah, oh, okay, sure, great.
I guess, you know why not? Nothing matters.
Yeah. Okay, very carefully.
Very carefully...
(Berry) Oh, Hans!
(Hans) Eek!
Coming! Okay, yeah...
So yeah, that looks, um, good?
(gasp)
(Twig) My gorb! I'm beautiful!
Well, almost.
Just a few, quick, minor adjustments.
(Hans) Don't be shy, I can do this all day.
How can I help?
(Berry) Uh. I need more goobers!
(Hans) Well, I guess I could lend you uh, my Goober-Toober.
Ugh!
And, maybe also my Scissor-Snips?
Ah!
And I guess, maybe, my Patent-Pending Pencil-Proder.
Ooh my...
Is that helping you?
(Berry) Dude, sweet!
(Hans) Well, yes, always Hans isthappy to help,
please, you know, any time.
I hear you. Your silent cries for help.
Reach out for meingoobers.
(Rocksy) Hans! Help!
All the holes are on fire!
(Hans) Have it out in a jiffy!
(Berry) Hans, I'm kind of having trouble
lifting the weight of my new, goober-filled head...
(Hans) Here.
(Berry) Ah, yeah, now that feels natural.
(panting)
(Rocksy) Hans! All the holes burned up!
(Hans) Burning holes?
Holes that have burned. Really?
(Twig) Berry? Rocksy?
Is that you?
Have you seen Hans?
(Berry and Rocksy) Aah!
(Berry) What happened to your face, man?
(Twig) Makeover kind of went south.
Help, Hans! Help!
(Hans) Never fear, Hans is here...
Oh, my goobers...
(Rocksy, Berry and Twig) Hans, help us, Hans!
Help us, Hans! Help us!
(Hans) I'm sure I've got the right thing for...
What? Wait...
No!
All meingoobers, they're gone!
(Twig) What?
(Rocksy) No more goobers?
(Berry) How did this happen?
Seriously, I'm stumped.
(Rocksy) Help us anyway, Hans.
(Hans) Stop it!
Ah! You people are insatiable!
Aah!
(Berry) Oh, wait, I've got a goober for this!
Aw, sweet!
(moaning)
(Hans) Oh. My goobers!
They are all gone!
Without my goobers, I can't help anyone.
(Leaf) This is untrue.
(Hans) What?
(Leaf) You are finally ready to help me.
(Hans) What? Me? Help?
But, how? I'm...
I'm useless.
(Leaf) Climb, and I will show you the way.
(effort sounds)
(Hans) I made it.
(Leaf) Have you freed yourself of your attachments, Hans?
(Hans) Yes. I've lost everything.
(Leaf) You've finally achieved the perfect weight...
No, uh, state!
I meant, state!
The perfect state to help me.
Here, have a seat.
(Hans) Ah, well, if you say so.
(Leaf) Okay, move closer to me.
Closer.
A little more...
Perfect.
(Leaf's back cracking)
Well, I hope you got nothing planned, dude,
because, you're going to be stuck here for a little while.
Okay, dig it, so, we're on a mouse trap right now.
And if you move, you'll, like, totally set of that giant,
metal smashy-thing and we'll totally get, like...
Well, smashed.
So, yeah...
Later! Whoosh!
(Hans) Wait a minute. Leaf!
Wait! Come back!
Leaf?
A little help, guys?
(frog and birds sounds)