(Leaf sneezing)
(everybody screaming)
*
* One, two! *
* Don't call us Freaks of nature *
* We're more than sticks And stones *
* This life has more to offer Than you find on your own *
* You haven't seen us lately *
* We're underestimated *
* We may look small And delicate *
* No, no, no, no, no *
* We are The Mighty Ones *
* Together we feel so strong *
* You better get to know us *
* We are The Mighty Ones! **
*
(Samosa) Hey, Lindsay, you, uh...
sure love sitting on couches.
(Kensington) Shouldn't you be getting home soon?
To your own couch?
(Lindsay) But your couch has so much rustic charm.
And the I love the built-in massage feature.
(Kensington) Uh, that's not a massage couch.
(Lindsay) Then what's this?
(screams)
(Kensington) Raccoon!
(shatter)
(Rabbit) Ah, yes.
This area is known for its raining debris.
It's just one of the many enticing advantages
of living in my modern metropolis.
(Berry) Well, nothing suspicious about that.
(Leaf) Yeah, where do we sign?
(all) Whoa!
(all gasp)
(Rocksy) Hey, everyone.
Just takin' the 'ol Beast out for a stroll.
*
-(Leaf) Oh, rad! -(Twig) Me too, me too!
(Rabbit) Wait! What about the lease?
(Ben) Oh! Luxury apartments.
Meow.
*
(cheering)
(Rocksy) Climb, my beast!
(baby coos and babbling)
(baby laugh)
(Berry) Let's make it do a flip.
(Leaf) We gotta make it do a sick dance.
(Rocksy) No, wait, hold up. One thing at a time.
(Twig) Rocksy, I wanna make it sing!
(Rocksy) Stop! You'll overstimulate it!
Whoa! Whoa!
(baby babbling)
(Samosa) Uh... Hey, Lindsay?
Your baby's doing some sick flips in the backyard.
Is that normal?
(snoring)
(Lindsay) Huh, uh, what?
Oh, yeah. That's like...
cognitive development stuff...
(snoring)
*
(Rocksy) You're overstimulating it.
Stop, stop!
(Berry) Hey!
Hey, c'mon, what gives, you can't do that!
(Rocksy) I'm sorry, but this is my beast.
And I know what's best for it.
I'm the only one who can control you.
Isn't that true?
-(Berry) What?! -(Leaf) Whatever, bro.
We'll just get some Beasts of our own.
(Rocksy) Ha! Good luck.
My beast and I have a special connection.
You don't just find that every day. Hup, hup!
(Berry) It can't be that hard to score some more Beasts, right?
Everyone split up and hunt.
(Twig) What? G-guys, c'mon,
it's gonna take days before we find another...
(Leaf) Hey, check it out!
I found this thing like hanging in a bee hive.
I'm pretty sure it's a Bee Beast.
(baby babbling)
(Twig) Eugh. It's really into that honey.
(giggle)
(Berry) Guys!
I found this one in a big, sloppy puddle.
I think it's some kind of Water Beast.
(Twig) Ugh. What?
Alright, I don't wanna be left out!
Give me one second, I'll be right back with a beast.
(Twig) There's sure to be a beast around here somewhere.
(stomps)
(Twig) Aw, you're perfect!
(Berry) Ugh, where is Twig?
(Leaf) Seriously. What's the hold up?
(Twig) Ahem!
Uh-Berry, uh-Leaf. Get a load of...
The Garbage Beast!
(raccoon hissing)
(Leaf) Sick, dude, you got the coolest one.
(Berry) Rocksy is gonna lose her pebbles once she cops
a load of these.
(laughing)
(Rocksy) Those guys don't understand how well we take care of each other.
We have a good relationship going on, you know?
(laughing and cheering)
(Rocksy) Laughter, hmm? Huh!
They must've gotten over it. Let's go see!
What are y'all...
(gasps)
(Rocksy) You found more beasts?
(Berry) Look at this cool stuff we can do with them.
(baby babbling)
(Leaf) Heh. That's child's play, Berry.
(baby noises)
(Twig) Well, check this out, you guys.
I'm finally be able to make my beast sing my song.
(screaming and screeching)
(Berry) Well, my beast is the best!
(babble)
(Leaf) No, mine's the best!
-(Berry) Mine is! -(Leaf) Mine!
(Rocksy) Guys! Guys! Stop! This arguing is dumb.
'Cuz we all know my beast is the best!
(Berry and Leaf) Nu uh! My Beast is the best!
(Rocksy) Okay, okay, chill out, chill out.
There's a simple way to settle this...
Prepare for battle!
*
(Rocksy) Engage!
*
(Berry) Yeah-ha-ha!
Let's see what this baby can do.
(roar)
(Leaf) This battle suit is making my glutes look fantastic.
*
(scream)
(Twig) Uh. What is this place?
Hello? Guys?
(raccoon screeching)
(Twig screaming)
(Rocksy) I'll show you all whose beast is best.
(Berry) Oh, yeah?
Then I'll give your beast a pummeling
that'll prove you wrong!
(Leaf) My beast is gonna trash both of yours
before you even try anything.
(Twig) H-Hello? Can anyone hear me?
I'm confused, where am I? What is this?
(Rocksy) Enough talk.
It is time...
to battle!
(yelling)
(cute baby babble)
(Samosa) One, two, three.
Yo, Lindsay, how many babies do you have?
(soft snoring)
*
(Leaf) Ugh! Give up, Berry!
(Berry) Never!
(Leaf) Then you leave me no choice.
Bee rockets!
(buzz)
(Berry) Uh, oh!
(screams and impacts)
(Rocksy) Twig, I'm gonna take your beast down.
(Twig) Rocksy, I'm scared.
I just wanna sing my song. Can I sing my song?
(Rocksy) No!
*
(impact squeal)
(Rabbit) My glorious city,
finally ready to open with no hiccups whatsoever.
(rumble)
(Rocksy's Beast) Destroy.
(laser eyes)
(Ben) Wow. My first two bedroom, two bath.
And for such a good rate.
(explosion)
Hmmm?
(Rabbit) Why?
Won't somebody please think of the landlords?
(crying)
(Rabbit) Huh? Whoa!
(Rocksy) Huh? What's going on?
The controls aren't working.
(Rabbit) Yikes!
(Rocksy) What? I didn't say to eat him.
Why aren't you listening to me anymore?
(chewing)
(Samosa) Hey, Lindsay?
Isn't your baby vegan?
(snoring)
(Samosa) Lindsay?
(fart)
(Rocksy) C'mon, Beast,
what about our special connection?
Huh?
(alarm)
(Rocksy's Beast) Access denied.
(Rocksy) What? Whoa!
(Berry and Leaf) Huh?
Whoa!
(Rocksy) You guys get booted too?
(Berry) Yep.
Maybe we overstimulated 'em.
(cough up)
(Twig) Can today be over now?
(Rocksy) The beasts have become too powerful for us to control.
(Leaf) I guess they were never meant to be tamed.
(Rocksy) Uh, guys...
this is all my fault.
I treated the beast like a toy
instead of the wild creature that it is.
And now there's nothing we can do.
(Twig) Oh, there's one thing we can do.
My song!
(sigh)
(Leaf) Uh, I don't think, uh...
(Berry) Ah, whatever.
Let him sing for our final moments...
(deep breath)
* Giant beast, oh, giant beast *
* Your power Is so great and scary *
* Giant beast, oh, giant beast *
* If we were to ask nicely *
* Would you just stop And spare us please? **
(Berry) What's going on?
(Leaf) They're bored!
(Rocksy) Twig, you did it!
Your terrible song is de-stimulating the Beasts!
* Giant beast, oh, giant beast *
* Your power Is so great and scary *
* Giant beast, giant beast **
(yawning)
(baby noises)
*
(Rocksy) You don't belong with me!
(crying)
(baby babble)
(Rocksy) Just get out of here you giant animal!
Just get out of here!
*
(Bats) Oh, I go to the wax museum for one hour
and the lawn's infested with babies.
(baby babble)
(Rocksy) I can't believe the beast is actually gone.
(Berry) You gonna be okay, buddy?
(Rocksy) Yeah.
Something that powerful is meant to be free.
(all) Aww!
(Rocksy) Aw, you guys.
(baby babble)
(Breht) Huh. Was it my turn to watch the baby?
Aw. Nap time's over, bud. Time to wakey, wakey.
(raccoon hissing)
(Breht screaming)
(Twig) It just came and landed, right there on the branch!
(Leaf) Right, yah, the bird, I remember.
(Twig) I mean, you saw it, right?
(Leaf) Yes, I see everything you see. I'm literally attached to you.
(Twig) Yah, I was worried he was going to snap me off the branch!
(Leaf) Wait. "Snap you off the branch?" We can do that?
(Twig) Of course we can do that.
-(Leaf) We would be fine? -(Twig) Yeah,
but I don't know why you'd ever want to leave...
(Leaf struggling)
(Twig) What the...
-(Leaf) Deuces! -(Twig) Leaf!
You can't leave me!
We're brothers!
And that's how we came to live with you guys here in the yard.
(groan)
(Berry) That is such a long story.
(Rocksy) Well, Happy Yardiversary.
Can't wait to hear that again next year.
(Norman) Maybe next year he'll tell it correctly!
(giggle)
(Berry) Who's this guy?
(Norman) My name is Norman,
but you two can call me...
Brother!
(gasp)
(Leaf) Whatdya talking about "Brother?" He is my brother.
(Norman) Don't you remember me?
I was always right there with you two, being ignored!
I mean, trying to get in on the conversation.
(Twig) It just came and landed right there on the branch!
(Leaf) Right, yah, the bird, I remember.
(Norman) Oh, yeah, birds. That's so great. Right guys?
Right? Twig? Brothers?
But you guys never seemed to hear anything I said.
-(Leaf) Deuces! -(Twig) You can't leave me!
We're brothers!
(Norman) I tried my best to follow you...
(Norman screaming)
(Norman) But I fell into a dark place...
A scary place.
I always hoped that one day
I'd get to be with my brothers again.
And now I'm finally here!
(Leaf) How do we even know we can trust this guy? Huh?
I've never seen him before.
(Twig) Well, he did know about my bird story.
(Leaf) Ah, you're right.
No one else could have told a story so boring and horrible
and just awful and terrible and just tedious.
Yah. Just a tedious horrible boring awful story...
(Twig) Yah, I-I get it.
-(Leaf) Brother! -(Twig) Brother!
(happy noises)
(Rocksy) Wow, that's amazing!
Hey, I guess this means this is your Yardiversary too, Norman!
(Berry) Yah! Now let's eat some dirt cake already!
(celebrating)
(Shanks) Nice work, Norman!
Or as I like to call you...
Brother!
Because I, Shanks, am also your brother!
(Twig) Norman, I mean, brother!
You want some mud pie too, or just the dirt cake?
(Norman) Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. Whatever is cool with me.
Thanks!
(Shanks) Those fools think we're here for a family reunion.
Enjoy it while it lasts, brothers.
Because we're going to nab you,
and drop you in a deep, dark hole.
(Norman) Oh, yeah, like what happened to us.
(Shanks) That's right, my sweet...
(Leaf) Yo, Norm!
(Norman) I'm coming over, I'm coming over!
(all) Norman! Norman! Norman! Norman!
(Twig) Hey uh, you saw him talking to his hat, right?
(Leaf) Twig! He's our brother and we accept him.
(Twig) Oh, yah, yah, of course, of course, yah!
(all) Norman! Norman! Norman!
(Norman) So, I can't climb out. It's too deep.
And I start to get, like, really hungry, right?
So what do I do?
(chuckle)
I tried to eat my own self!
(laughing)
-(Berry) Norman, you loon! -(Rocksy) You didn't!
(laughing)
(Berry) Stop, stop!
(sigh)
(Leaf) A new brother. I love how mellow he is.
(Twig) Yeah. I feel like he really listens to me.
Like he really cares what I have to say...
(Leaf) Sure, yah. I just feel like myself around him, y'know?
(both) Finally, I have a best brother.
(Norman) Well, it's been quite a day.
Maybe the best day of my life.
I'm gonna hit the hay.
-(Rocksy) Good idea. -(Twig) Good night.
-(Leaf) Night Bro. -(Twig) Miss you!
Miss you while you sleep.
(Shanks) Sleep well, brothers.
For tomorrow shall be your last!
(creepy laugh)
(snoring)
(Norman) It's time for...
(both) Surprise!
(Twig) Nothing like a little surprise to wake you up, huh?
Now we're all ready for our Bros-Only Day!
(Leaf) Today is all about us, you and me, chilling hard-core.
(Twig) Well, I planned a Bros-Only Day filled with loads of unique
experiences with my best bro.
-(Leaf) I'm his best brother! -(Twig) I'm his best brother!
(Berry) Ugh, enough!
Why don't you guys just spend today one-upping each other
to win Norman's affection?
Away from here.
(Rocksy) Like some kind of competition or something.
See who comes out on top.
(Twig) What? You mean like a montage kind of thing?
Yah, okay, I guess we could do that.
Alright, roll tape.
*
(growling and screaming)
*
(Leaf) Okay, okay, okay, my turn.
My brother Norman's the coolest, because he's shiny.
(Norman giggles)
(Twig) My brother Norman
is the coolest, because he's strong.
(Norman giggles)
(Leaf) Okay, My brother Norman...
(Berry) Just decide who won the competition already!
(Rocksy) Yah. I'm about to barf over here.
(Twig) I feel bad for them. They don't have what we have.
(Leaf) Or what we have.
(groaning)
(giggles)
(Norman) Yeah.
(Shanks) Norman! Don't forget the plan.
Remember, we have to nab them.
(Norman) I gotta, um...
I will see you guys later.
(Norman) Listen, Shanks, maybe we got the wrong idea about these guys.
They're actually, like, really nice.
(Shanks) Those guys don't care about you!
They're only thinking of themselves!
Ugh. I knew you couldn't follow through.
On to plan B.
(Norman) What's plan B?
(Shanks) Poison.
(evil giggle)
(Leaf) Yo, Norman!
Hey, bro, look at this statue I made of you! It's sick, right?
(Twig) And I also made a statue of you!
(Norman) Oh, wow, you really were thinking of me.
(Twig) Hey, listen Norman,
me and Leaf were talking and we just want you to know
that whoever you choose to be your best brother
is totally cool with us.
(Leaf) We're lucky to have you as a brother at all.
(Rocksy) Ah! You still have to choose though.
(Norman) I, uhh...
(Shanks) Enough of this!
(Rocksy) Woah...
(Twig) Oh, my gosh!
You made us a cake because we're both your best brother!
(Leaf) Oh, I'm gonna eat so much of that cake.
(Twig) I'm gonna fill my body with Norman's cake!
(Shanks) Poison.
(Norman) No!
(Twig) Ow!
(Shanks) Norman! What are you doing?
(Norman) I know they hurt us, Shanks, but they're our brothers!
(Shanks) They made our lives miserable!
(Norman) We should let bygones be bygones!
(Shanks) They don't care about you!
(Norman) Yes they do!
(Shanks) Do you even remember being trapped in that hole?
(Norman) Of course I remember the hole!
(Shanks) We were stuck down there for so long...
We were truly and utterly alone!
(Norman) We were!
*
* I've been on my own *
* Forgotten by the world *
* Oh, brother, I was so alone *
* Until, brother, You came along *
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
* Oh, oh, oh, oh **
(Norman) Oh, Shanks, it's you!
It was always you! You're my best brother!
(Shanks) Oh, Norman.
I let my thirst for vengeance
overshadow what I should really be focusing on...
being the best brother I can be.
(laugh)
(both) Brother!
(giggle)
(Norman) Brother!
(Berry) Uh. Is he talking to his hat?
(Norman) Brother! Best brother!
(Rocksy) Oh, yah, he's definitely talking to his hat.
(Twig) Rocksy! Norman is our brother, and we accept him!
(Rocksy) Oh, yes, of course, of course.
(Norman) Twig, Leaf.
Thank you for showing me and Shanks
the true meaning of brotherhood.
(Twig) Uh, who is Shanks?
(Leaf) It's his hat, dude, he's talking to his hat.
(Norman) What? Oh, come on, they did!
Don't listen to him, guys!
To be honest,
we came with the intention of nabbing you both
to achieve some sort of vengeance
for our broken childhood.
-(Twig) What? -(Norman) Shh.
But that's not important anymore.
You two made me realize that your best brother
is the brother that's been closest to you all along.
Now, we must leave you. Until we meet again, brothers!
(Rocksy) I'm not sure how I feel about Norman.
(Leaf) Yeah, he's definitely a bit nuts.
(Twig) Ha-ha, I see what you did there.
Nuts.
Y'know, cuz he's an acorn?
(Leaf) An acorn isn't a nut.
(Twig) Uh. Yes it is.
(Leaf) No. It's a seed.
(Twig) Same difference!
(Leaf) You can't just plant a peanut in the ground and grow a peanut tree!
(Berry) Uh, guys? I don't feel too hot.
*