1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,046 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,180 - Um, did you guys see this? 3 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,659 "Kevin Costner has announced that he will no longer 4 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,270 "be spokesperson for the Payne Turro 5 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,054 "or associated with the Payne brand 6 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,013 due to the company's recent scandals." 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,015 - Why does every celebrity have to take a big moral stance 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,713 on every issue these days? 9 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,323 I mean, not everything is personal. 10 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,499 - Well, in this case, it is kind of personal to him. 11 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,675 - He has a ranch where the fires broke out, 12 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,156 or I guess he hada ranch where the fires broke out. 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,723 - This is not making us look good. 14 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,247 "Costner Leaves Payne in the Ashes." 15 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,249 But he's also about to star in a Broadway adaptation 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,207 of "The Cutting Edge." 17 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,686 I wanna see that. 18 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,080 - If it helps, I do an amazing Costner impression. 19 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,690 You can just swap me in. 20 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:41,954 [as Costner] Welcome to the Field of Dreams. 21 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,086 - That's "Jurassic Park." 22 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,696 - Uh, no, it's "Field of Dreams." 23 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,133 I literally just said the title. 24 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,699 - Well, we're just gonna get someone else, 25 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,528 someone better than Kevin Costner. 26 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,096 Or you know, just another someone else. 27 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,229 - Wait, no, it's like, uh... 28 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:56,926 [as Sean Connery] "Ah, looks like 29 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,710 you're on the Waterworld." 30 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,060 Mm. 31 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,452 - That was Connery. 32 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:03,106 - Yeah, no, I--I heard it when I--when I said it. 33 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,586 - Yep. 34 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,631 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 35 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:09,112 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 36 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:12,072 [chorus vocalizing] 37 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,334 - Yep, I agree. 38 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:15,510 He is likable, approachable, and handsome, 39 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,773 but Tony the Tiger is a cartoon 40 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,295 and the spokesman for Frosted Flakes. 41 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,124 - I'm not saying he should be our spokesman. 42 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,865 I'm just saying he's a good template. 43 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,215 - Wow, it looks like we have a lot of ideas. 44 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,956 - Yeah, kinda. I mean, these are celebrities 45 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,349 that we could probably get, but we don't want. 46 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,960 - AdamRayOkay, Horchata Soto. 47 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,179 Are those real people? 48 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,571 - They're the biggest accounts on TikTok. 49 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,789 - Seriously? - Yeah, I don't know. 50 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:35,920 The world's a mess. 51 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,271 And then these are celebrities 52 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,186 that we want, but we could never get. 53 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,839 - Uh-huh, and what about celebrities that we want 54 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,928 and can get? - They're on that list. 55 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,191 - Ah. - Yes. 56 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,106 - Not many A-listers wanting to be associated 57 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,324 with the brand right now. 58 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,759 - Ooh, what about the guy who played Snape? 59 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:49,935 He has a great voice. 60 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,894 - Alan Rickman? He died six years ago. 61 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,374 - Snape is dead? - Yeah. 62 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,636 - It's a damn shame. 63 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,158 I'ma start another list. "Gone"... 64 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,943 - No more lists. - "Too Soon." 65 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,206 - Oh, uh, James Gandolfini. 66 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,598 Uh, Ray Liotta. 67 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,252 - Uh, Kobe Bryant. Betty White. 68 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,254 - Would we say Betty White was gone too soon? 69 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,255 - Oh, that's-- - Excuse me? 70 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,300 - Have some respect, Cyrus. 71 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:07,605 - She was 99. 72 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,172 How is that controversial to say? 73 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:12,349 - Oh, my God, I've got it. Okay, what about Gerry Spier? 74 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,960 Hmm? Come on. Three-time BAFTA nominee. 75 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,440 Lead of "Chasing the Alderman." 76 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:17,789 Really? You guys haven't heard 77 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,269 of "Chasing the Alderman"? Where have you been? 78 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,879 - In America. - Oh! 79 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,838 I played in a celebrity golf tournament once 80 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:23,839 with Andy Richter. 81 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,188 He was awesome. 82 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,929 We were just knocking 'em back and going insane. 83 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,148 Well, I was. 84 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,497 He was waiting for me to play through, 85 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,064 but he said if I never needed help, 86 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,501 I shouldn't be afraid to ask. 87 00:02:33,543 --> 00:02:34,763 - You sure he wasn't talking about rehab? 88 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:36,808 - I don't hate that idea, actually. 89 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,418 Andy Richter's kind of an everyman. 90 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,724 - Do you like him? 91 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,422 - I mean, I trust your opinion on this stuff. 92 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,858 What do you think? - Me? 93 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:46,078 Oh, well, yeah, he is likeable and recognizable, 94 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,602 and he seems trustworthy. 95 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,821 - Okay. Richter's the victor! 96 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,736 - Uh, Jeremy Tugendhat? 97 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,738 Yeah, he plays the posh lord lieutenant to the shire. 98 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:54,913 Anyone? 99 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,915 - No one knows what you're saying, baby. 100 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,179 - No. Thank you. - It's a great program. 101 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,223 - I--I really appreciate the opportunity. 102 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,442 - We're all set. - Yeah, yeah. 103 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:02,225 Looking forward to it. - See you then. 104 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,879 - Bye. [sighs] 105 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,663 - Good news? - Yeah, they wanna meet me 106 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,012 for the management training program. 107 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,927 - Oh, I applied to that too. 108 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,668 - Oh. Yeah, well, I'm sure 109 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:11,887 you'll get a call any second now. 110 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,804 Any second now. 111 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,806 - Guess who just jumped on the Sade-train. 112 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,242 - Hmm? - I was trying something. 113 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,374 Didn't work. 114 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,202 Katherine asked for my advice. 115 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,247 I gave it to her, and she took it. 116 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,422 - Mm. - Could you not? 117 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:27,728 I'm waiting for a very important call. 118 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,861 - Oh, sorry. - And I just got asked 119 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,994 to interview for the management training program. 120 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,343 - Oh! - Yeah. 121 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,040 - That's--that's great too. 122 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,521 - It's not that big a deal. I've heard it's not that good. 123 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,914 - Well, I hope you get in. 124 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,090 I mean, we'll miss having you around. 125 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,396 - Oh, no, I wouldn't have to leave. 126 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,701 They switched it to being remote this year. 127 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,660 - Oh, then I do hope you get it. 128 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:46,835 [chuckles] - Yeah, so you'll have to 129 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,228 figure out another way to get rid of me. 130 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,228 - Well, there's, like, blackmail, 131 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,273 excessive force... 132 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,709 - Framing me for murder? 133 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,320 - The options, honestly, they're endless. 134 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,060 - Shh! 135 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,845 - You'll hear it. 136 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,847 - [clears throat] Okay. Wait. Here we go. 137 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,022 [chuckles] 138 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,546 Boom, Gerry Spier lays the smack down. 139 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,896 - He just handed the other old dude a stack of papers. 140 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,550 - Yeah, right, yeah, but wait until you see 141 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,899 what's in those papers. 142 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,293 - Okay, you've seen other television, right? 143 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,686 Where things happen? 144 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:13,731 - Oh, ha-ha. 145 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,343 Okay, I'm sorry this isn't the sort of sensationist trash 146 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,692 you two are used to watching. 147 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,737 You know, where it's all drug deals 148 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,262 and teens eating each other in the woods. 149 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,612 - I watch "7th Heaven." Nobody is-- 150 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,396 - Don't--don't listen to him. - There's no drug deal 151 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,180 in "Touched by an Angel." 152 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,704 - Oh! Andy, my man! 153 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:32,576 Long time no see. - Oh, yeah, hey. 154 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:35,623 It's--it's good to see you again, yeah. 155 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,407 - Hey, look, I'm gonna let the ladies do their thing. 156 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,582 I just wanted to say, no pressure. 157 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,150 Don't feel like you have to agree to anything 158 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,369 just 'cause we're friends. 159 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,935 - I--I appreciate that. Thanks. 160 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,241 - Hi, Andy. 161 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,330 I just wanna say I'm a huge, huge fan. 162 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,418 I mean, I'm blushing. - Thank you. 163 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:49,506 - I mean, can you see I'm blushing? 164 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,594 [laughs] - And sweating. 165 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:51,900 - No, I'm not. I'm just blushing. 166 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,249 I'm just blushing. 167 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,033 Anyway, I'm gonna let Sadie take it from here. 168 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,774 - So we've got the Payne Turro driving through 169 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,950 all kinds of different landscapes. 170 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,823 We got the quiet, the hustle bustle... 171 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,346 - Probably what you're used to, right, Andy? 172 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,306 - You dropped out. What was that? 173 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,351 - Oh, say what you said. 174 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,005 - I said, "The hustle bustle..." 175 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,963 - And I said, "You're used to that." 176 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,095 [chuckles] 177 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,750 - Oh, uh, yeah, okay, yeah, sure. 178 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,273 - [whispers] You're losing him. 179 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,145 - Andy, we see you as the next James Stewart, really. 180 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,277 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 181 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,801 Beloved and trusted, America's friend. 182 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,716 I mean, there really is no one else 183 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,152 who could lead this campaign. 184 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,806 - Except for Kevin Costner, right? 185 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,417 [laughter] 186 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,028 - You know, honestly, I was never really a fan of Costner. 187 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,465 I was rooting for the other guy in "The Bodyguard." 188 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,814 - The stalker? 189 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:37,989 - No, the baseball-- the baseball movie? 190 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,817 - No, no, no, he's a sex stalker. 191 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,254 - Yeah, no, it was a stalker. - Huh. 192 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,865 [knocking] - Hey, Cyrus. 193 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,171 - Guess how much Andy Richter-signed headshots 194 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,303 go for on eBay. 195 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,478 - Mm-mm-mm, 500? 196 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,827 - No, less than that. 197 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,829 But it's good. - Hey, can I put you down 198 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,265 as a reference for the management program? 199 00:05:53,308 --> 00:05:54,658 - Of course! That's great. 200 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:55,832 You got to the interview portion. 201 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,095 - Mm-hmm. - Are you nervous? 202 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,053 - Nervous? [chuckles] 203 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,489 No, no, no. 204 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,143 I just thought it was, like, a casual meet and greet. 205 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:05,016 Or--or maybe less casual. 206 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,627 - Don't let me get in your head. 207 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,977 Try to think of it as a normal, regular job interview. 208 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,675 - Right, I have never actually had a job interview. 209 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,460 Yeah, I got the job on the assembly line 210 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:14,896 because my buddy's dad worked there. 211 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,724 Before that, kids at school would just give me money 212 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,726 when I ate weird stuff. 213 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,467 - Jack, do you even have a résumé? 214 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,251 - Mm, mm-mm. 215 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,296 - I'm sure it'll be fine. 216 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,689 [chuckles] 217 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:26,995 - Look, I'm just gonna call it out. 218 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,431 Costner cut ties with us 219 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,433 because of our recent issues, okay? 220 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:34,698 But I can promise you that we are coming back stronger, 221 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,135 and we would love for you to be a part of that comeback. 222 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:42,402 - Well, uh, you know, I believe in second chances, 223 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,055 and I like you guys. 224 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,666 So, uh, I'm in. 225 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:46,797 Let's do this. 226 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:47,929 - [laughs] - Awesome. 227 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,582 - Well, we're very, very excited. 228 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,280 We promise that you won't regret it, 229 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,064 and we promise no more fires. 230 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,675 [laughter] 231 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:57,634 - You dropped out again. 232 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:58,679 What was that last part? 233 00:06:58,722 --> 00:06:59,810 - Um, can we just end this now? 234 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,290 We're done. - Bye! 235 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,423 - Bye! - Ah! 236 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:05,425 . 237 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,775 - Uh, hey, everyone, uh, Andy Richter 238 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:08,906 is coming in today. 239 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,038 We're gonna be showing him around, 240 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,126 signing contracts, all that. 241 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,344 So best feet forward, okay? 242 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,781 Uh, Cyrus, is the car ready? - Yes. 243 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,479 We have a brand-new, luxury trim, top-of-the-line 244 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,220 Payne Turro for Andy to take home. 245 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,048 - And it's not, like, a dumb color or anything? 246 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,310 - Correct. I chose one of our 247 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,007 non-dumb colors. - Great. 248 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,053 - Oh, and I know it can be intimidating 249 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,663 seeing a celebrity in person, 250 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,099 but as a friend of his, 251 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,232 I can assure you that Andy is basically 252 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,494 the coolest guy you'll ever meet. 253 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:32,974 But maybe don't, like, approach him. 254 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,454 If you wanna meet him, come to me. 255 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,194 I'll give you the thumbs-up or the thumbs-down. 256 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:37,413 - Okay, I think what we're saying 257 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,719 is be warm, 258 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,808 but don't go overboard trying to impress him. 259 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,070 - Right, exactly, so like, Jack, 260 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,550 I love the effort, but, mm, 261 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,247 maybe probably didn't need to dress up today. 262 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,553 [chuckles] - Oh, this? 263 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,555 No, it's not about that. 264 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,382 I have an interview for the management program. 265 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,080 - Oh! - Congrats, dude! 266 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,777 You're like our own Billy Madison. 267 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,996 - [chuckles] Thanks, thanks. 268 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,693 Uh, you know, I'm definitely nervous. 269 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,086 - [as Billy Madison] Oh, stop looking at me, swan. 270 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,348 - [chuckles] - Okay, great. 271 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,089 Jack, let's not pull focus, okay? 272 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,264 - Right. - Today's about Andy Richter. 273 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,744 Tomorrow could be a Jack day. 274 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,355 All right, everyone! Good luck! 275 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,705 Hi, Andy. Welcome to Payne Motors. 276 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:09,967 - Thank you, thank you. Hi. 277 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,403 - Hi. - There's my guy! 278 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,753 - Hey, hi. - Come here. 279 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,494 - Oh, wow. - [laughs] 280 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,321 - Hi. - Thank you so much 281 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,149 for coming all the way here. 282 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,500 - Oh, you know, I have family in Michigan, 283 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:21,675 so you know, um, 284 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,067 coming here isn't a Payne. 285 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,722 [laughter] 286 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,289 - Dude, Andy, you're so frunny. 287 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,987 Funny--sorry. I meant to say "funny." 288 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,076 I just--I mean, obviously, it just-- 289 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,121 uh, [bleep]. 290 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:36,341 - Well, Andy, we wanted to kick things off 291 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:39,126 with a little token of our appreciation. 292 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:41,607 How do you feel about a new car? 293 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:43,000 - Wh-- - [laughs] 294 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,261 - [laughs] What? - Oh... 295 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,655 - That is incredible! Thank you! 296 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,352 - Sorry, Andy. Bit of a misunderstanding. 297 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,615 That's actually my car. 298 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,834 - Your car? - Your car's, uh--ah! 299 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,140 Right there, yeah. - Uh, Andy, 300 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,404 this is the all-new Payne Turro. 301 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,405 - Oh. 302 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,407 Well, that's very nice too. 303 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,582 - [chuckles] - Thanks. 304 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,975 - [quietly] Give him your car. - What? 305 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,629 - Give him your car. - [laughs] Give him my car? 306 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,500 - Give him your car. - You can't be serious. 307 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,414 He can get his own car. - [murmuring indistinctly] 308 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,808 Give him your car, Elliot. 309 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,418 - Katherine. 310 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,333 Right. Uh, Andy, uh, sorry. 311 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,422 Just a bit of Payne Motors humor there, 312 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:17,121 pretending you were getting the--the family sedan 313 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,688 and not my convertible, 314 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,648 which I don't really want anyway, so... 315 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,824 - Oh, no, I--I'm fine with this car. 316 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,347 - No, no, no-- 317 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,479 - [laughs] I'm kidding. Thank you! 318 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,655 - He's very-- - Wow! 319 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,221 A Ferrari! - He's awfully funny. 320 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,052 - I know. 321 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,358 I know there's not a lot on there. 322 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,012 - It's certainly sparse. - Yeah. 323 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,665 - Uh, where'd you go to college? 324 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,843 - I didn't actually fully graduate college. 325 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,627 - Oh, well, how many more credits do you need? 326 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,715 - Well... 327 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,327 All of them. - Oh. 328 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,894 - I should've just said I didn't go to college. 329 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,461 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 330 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,810 - Oh. 331 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,290 - Hope you're not writing down that I'm a liar. 332 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,205 [both laughing] - No, just some notes. 333 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,641 - Yeah, notes. - Yeah. 334 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,254 - Over here, we have our accounting department 335 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,299 crunching those numbers. 336 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,387 Crunch, crunch, crunch. 337 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,780 It's boring, but it is necessary. 338 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,129 - Andy, Cyrus Knight. 339 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,260 I'm a huge fan. 340 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,610 - Oh, thank you so much. 341 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,394 - I hate to ask, but could I get your autograph? 342 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,091 - Oh-- - Okay, Cyrus, we're-- 343 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,832 - No, no, it's fine. I'm happy to. 344 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,660 - Just make it out to "my biggest fan." 345 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:21,446 - Okay, "To my biggest fan, Cyrus." 346 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,535 - No, just to "my biggest fan." 347 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,624 - Okay. 348 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,364 Better not see this on eBay later. 349 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,670 - eBay? [laughter] 350 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,280 That's good, eBay. 351 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,369 You're a funny, funny man. - Thank you. 352 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,893 - Speaking of autographs, how 'bout we get one of those 353 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,460 bad boys on a contract and make this all official? 354 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,419 - Yes, I just need to use the restroom first. 355 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,899 - Oh, yeah. Right back the way we came. 356 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,030 First door on the right. - Thanks. 357 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,118 - Mm-hmm. 358 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,207 - Really? 359 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,818 Mm-hmm. 360 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,776 - Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 361 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,473 Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 362 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,780 [sighs] Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 363 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,782 Oh, no! 364 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,262 Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 365 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,090 [snaps] That's it. 366 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,308 [snaps] 367 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:03,053 Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. 368 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,141 Oh, hey, I wouldn't, uh-- 369 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,273 - Oh, wow, ugh. - Hey, Andy. 370 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,578 Hey, that's not mine. 371 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,102 I didn't do that. - Yeah, well, 372 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,277 maybe call a janitor. 373 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,495 That should be fixed. - No, no, no, no. 374 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,367 I'm saying I didn't do it. 375 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,151 I walked in here. That was already bombed out. 376 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,370 That's got nothing to do with me. 377 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,501 - Yeah, no. - I haven't even gone yet. 378 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,677 I swear. - I believe you. 379 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,679 I believe--it's fine. It's fine. 380 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,684 - Dude, Andy, you're so funny. 381 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,382 - Okay, thank you. 382 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,906 - Uh... 383 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,473 oh, no. 384 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,649 - You know, I have not been to Detroit in years. 385 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,172 - Oh, I have just loved it here. 386 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,652 There is so much to do. 387 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,436 - Oh, do you have any recommendations? 388 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,135 - Um, yeah. Oh, God, there's so much. 389 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,832 Uh, go downtown. 390 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,400 - Okay. - Yeah, there is this one place 391 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:48,620 that is on a corner, 392 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,884 uh, in the main part. - Mm. 393 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,320 - You're describing nothing. 394 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,451 - Oh, wait, you talkin' about Ricky's? 395 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,540 - Yeah! It's Ricky--oh, Ricky's. 396 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,325 - The titty bar? - Oh. 397 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,153 - I guess it's nice as titty bars go, Andy. 398 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,197 - Okay. - Yeah. 399 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,633 We're a sex-positive company. 400 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,896 So we love Ricky's. - We do. 401 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:03,984 We love them. - I'm there all the time. 402 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,420 - Okay, 403 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,684 which one of you monsters crap-blasted our bathroom? 404 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,078 Andy and I couldn't believe how disgusting it was. 405 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,296 - I--I said it was okay. 406 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,515 - It's not okay. - Mm. 407 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,517 - And whoever did it should confess, 408 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,910 so this all gets cleared up. 409 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,954 - Yeah, we'll look into that. 410 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,260 Anyway, Andy, we're just-- 411 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,522 we're so happy to be working with you. 412 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,958 - Me too. You know, it's funny, 413 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,133 because just last week, 414 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,092 I met Ryan Reynolds at a party, 415 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,137 and he kept going on and on 416 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,183 about how much he loves Payne cars, 417 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,011 and now here I am, the spokesman. 418 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,273 - Huh! 419 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,665 Ryan Reynolds, the actor? 420 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,711 - Yeah. - Like, "Deadpool," "Free Guy," 421 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,148 that Ryan Reynolds? - Yeah, I'd have to check IMDb, 422 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,194 but yeah, I think so. 423 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,543 - Hmm. - Well... 424 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,197 - [chuckles] - You know what? 425 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,981 I forgot the champagne. 426 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,591 Do you wanna help me get it? - Absolutely, yeah. 427 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,679 You need two set of hands there, sure. 428 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,768 - I do. - Yeah, we gotta get 429 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:49,856 a ice bucket. - Get one for... 430 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,423 - Yeah, okay. - I'll help her out. 431 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,861 - Ryan Reynolds loves us? - I know, I heard it too. 432 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,253 I mean... [chuckles] 433 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,212 So is this something you think we should explore? 434 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,735 - I don't know. It's exciting. 435 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,302 - Yeah, yeah. - But I just don't wanna be 436 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,652 like that dog with the meat, you know? 437 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,089 That he crosses the stream, and then he sees his reflection 438 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,222 and thinks that dog's got a bigger piece of meat, 439 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,658 and then he drops the meat, like, do you know what I mean? 440 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,051 Like, that's a thing, right? 441 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,269 - Uh, yeah, I think so. Yeah, the meat dog thing. 442 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,662 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, listen, so... 443 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,490 should we stick with Andy? - See, now I'm picturing 444 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,274 Ryan Reynolds next to a Payne Turro, 445 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,581 and I'm like, "What?" - I really love that image too. 446 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,538 So it's your call. - It's a good image. 447 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,844 - What do you wanna do? 448 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,803 - Got the contracts for Andy to sign. 449 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,589 - Change of plans. Do not let him sign those. 450 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,460 - Yes, great, and do not let him out of that room. 451 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,027 You stall. Stall like the wind. 452 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681 - Champagne's this way, but we're gonna get a bucket. 453 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,682 [laughs] 454 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:35,510 . 455 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,425 - And so that, along with the death of my grandfather 456 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,600 when I was 12, 457 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,733 is probably why I really fear failure. 458 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,561 - Okay, um, thank you for sharing. 459 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,867 - Mm-hmm. - The question was, 460 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,608 what's your biggest weakness? 461 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:47,957 Not your biggest fear. 462 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,915 - Yeah, I can-- I'll be happy to answer that. 463 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,527 - It was a moving story, and I'm glad you shared it. 464 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,878 It's all-- it's all grist for the mill. 465 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,706 - Thank--thank you. - So thank you for that. 466 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,751 - I'm just--yeah. - Um, yeah. 467 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,189 - Uh, references made to the agreement date as of... 468 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,233 - Yeah. - That's where the month 469 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,061 all goes, so you got that. - Right. 470 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,236 - And on the day of-- 471 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,195 that's where we'll put today's date. 472 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,893 - Yeah, we don't have to read the whole thing. 473 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,026 I mean, I get it. It's a contract. 474 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,897 - Well, and I'm sure you've had a lot of experience 475 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,725 with contracts in Hollywood. 476 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:17,900 You know, but that's show business, 477 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,641 and this is the car business, 478 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:23,601 which is whole nother business. 479 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,255 - [chuckles] Okay. - Hands are tied somewhat. 480 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,430 - All right. 481 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,171 - I think this is the right move, right? 482 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,956 - Yeah, I mean, look, I've never had a sex dream 483 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,218 about Andy Richter. 484 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,436 - Have you had one about Ryan Reynolds? 485 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,655 - Oh, yeah. 486 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,918 I mean, it's more of a sex/anxiety dream. 487 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,398 - Right. - Like, he's pleasuring me, 488 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,401 but I keep staring at this plate of chicken Alfredo 489 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,185 and worrying about how long it's been sitting out. 490 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,187 - Yeah, them cream sauces will turn on you real quick. 491 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,667 - [snaps] Like that. - [gasps] 492 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,235 Ryan Reynolds' autograph goes for way more than Andy's. 493 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,932 I definitely think this is the right move. 494 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,455 - Plus, he's so holier-than-thou. 495 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,153 Like, "I'm Andy Richter. I'm from Hollywood. 496 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,763 I would never clog a toilet." 497 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:55,938 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 498 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,113 - Hi! - Hi! 499 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767 - [laughs] - Sorry, Ryan. 500 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,117 We were just talking about how someone clogged the toilet. 501 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,118 - Uh, no problem. 502 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,206 Happens to the best of us. 503 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,295 - No, no, no, no. It wasn't me. 504 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,254 I--I walked in, and I saw it like that. 505 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,995 - Okay. I believe you. 506 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,866 - Okay, good. 507 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,607 - Well, I do think we can wrap this up... 508 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,869 - Mm. 509 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,349 - Unless you have any questions for me. 510 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,698 - For sure, yeah. Yeah, for sure. 511 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,960 Uh, do you... 512 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,050 Have any plans this weekend? 513 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,228 - Nope. No, just--just staying in. 514 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,795 - That's cool. - Yeah. 515 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,057 - That's very cool. 516 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,841 - Well, uh, it was nice to meet you, Jack. 517 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:30,930 - Yeah. - Yeah. 518 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,975 [chuckles] Okay. 519 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,934 [clears throat] - I'm charming. 520 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,805 - What? - I'm usually very charming, 521 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,502 but I'm--I'm nervous, 522 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,982 because I've never actually done this before, 523 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,853 but normally-- normally, I'm--I'm smooth. 524 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,943 - Mm. - I am--I'm smooth. 525 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,292 - Mm. 526 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,772 - Right. - And that's the end--okay. 527 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,904 All right. - Yep. Yep. 528 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,384 - Good to know. Thank you very much. 529 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,996 - Ryan, we really see you as the next Jimmy Stewart. 530 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172 Beloved, trusted. 531 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,001 There's no one else who can lead this campaign. 532 00:15:59,045 --> 00:15:59,915 - [clears throat] Guys, I'm so-- 533 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,264 I'm really sorry. 534 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,700 My kids are-- they're yelling for me, 535 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,006 so I'm just gonna cut to the chase right here. 536 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,094 Look, I love your company, 537 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,443 I love the cars, 538 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,706 and I would absolutely love to do this. 539 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,056 - Oh! [laughs] 540 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,318 I think I speak for all of us 541 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,363 when I say we love you, Ryan. 542 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,799 Hey, we'll be in touch with your agent. 543 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,671 - Awesome, awesome, awesome. Talk soon. 544 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,715 - [laughs] - Whoo! 545 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,108 - Whoa! - Wow! 546 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,196 - Amazing. - You know, I never really got 547 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,371 the whole Ryan Reynolds thing, 548 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,765 but after seeing him on Zoom, I get it. 549 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,896 - Yeah. all: Mm-hmm. 550 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,376 - Nice work, Sadie. - Thanks. 551 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,204 - How are you gonna break it to Andy? 552 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,336 - Me? - Yeah, you kind of 553 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,859 took the reins on this one, so yeah. 554 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,382 - I feel like it was both of us. 555 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,646 Like, one hand each holding the rein thing. 556 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,213 - I don't think that's how reins work. 557 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:40,086 - There we go, see? A double comma, you know? 558 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,783 That's--we'll have to get that sorted out 559 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,785 before we go any further. 560 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:44,960 I... - Hey. 561 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,701 - Hi. - I am so sorry 562 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,616 to keep you waiting. - Oh, it's all good. 563 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,227 I--I think we're about ready to sign. 564 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:54,056 I mean, I really, really hope we are. 565 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,710 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 566 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,103 But just before we do, 567 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,453 I just wanna make absolutely sure 568 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,586 that you're comfortable being associated with us 569 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,589 with the recall and the terrible fire. 570 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,201 If you think that doing this could harm your career 571 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,071 in any way, I would understand completely. 572 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,378 - You know, honestly, just you saying that 573 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,250 shows what a great place this is. 574 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,599 I'm not gonna quit over one mistake. 575 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,253 - Well...[chuckles] 576 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,082 Full disclosure, it's not just one mistake. 577 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,954 There's a lot of shady stuff that's-- 578 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,434 you know, it could break any day now. 579 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,480 - What shady stuff? - I can't give any details. 580 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:29,135 I'm so sorry, but it's--it's drugs and sex. 581 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,093 - Wait, what? Okay, stop talking right now. 582 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,965 - Let me--I--I-- I'm a loyal guy. 583 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,967 Okay? So whatever happens, 584 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,665 we can weather it together. 585 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,103 - Andy, I'm so sorry. It's not gonna work out. 586 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,626 We have decided to go in a different direction, 587 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,758 spokesman-wise. 588 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,115 - Mother[bleep]! 589 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,464 What did I do wrong? 590 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,249 What did I do? - You didn't do anything. 591 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,424 - Is it a looks thing? 592 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,860 - Nope. - Because I can look better. 593 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:02,081 I can get a trainer, and I build muscle so fast. 594 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,953 - It's not that, Andy. - Or do you want me to get fat? 595 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,476 Do you want, like, a funny fat guy? 596 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,957 Because I can get so [bleep] fat for you. 597 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,045 - No, it's not. We don't need fat. 598 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,133 We don't need thin. 599 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,700 - What am I gonna tell my family? 600 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,659 I mean, my dad was so proud of me, and-- 601 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:16,791 what am I gonna tell him? 602 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,880 - He'll understand. - No, he won't! 603 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,099 You don't know him! 604 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,535 - I don't. - I guess I'll just have to 605 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,320 tell him that his boy's a loser, like always! 606 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,714 - You're not a loser. - You don't have to tell him. 607 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,717 - [sobbing] 608 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:32,328 . 609 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,896 - What I meant to say was, "This program will help me 610 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:35,984 excel at a job that I'm passionate about." 611 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,377 But what came out of my mouth was, 612 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,943 "I'm charming." 613 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,249 - Oh, baby, that's rough. 614 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,642 - Sounds like you really bombed it. 615 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,165 - Thanks, Dale. - Listen, just go back down 616 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,471 and say it to him now. 617 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,994 - Oh, it's too late, Cyrus. I already blew it. 618 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,822 - Jack, you have nothing left to lose. 619 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:48,866 - Yeah. - Okay. 620 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,390 - Come on, Jack. - Okay. 621 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,000 - Believe in yourself. - I'm gonna do it. 622 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,175 - Yes. - Yeah. 623 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,394 - Yes. - Yeah. Feel it. 624 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,178 - You're kind, you're smart, you important. 625 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,310 - Head up, head up. - That's right. 626 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,615 - You got this, Jack. - Yeah! 627 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,182 - And maybe mention me while you're in there. 628 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,879 - Dale, for the last time, 629 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,186 you need to find your own path, baby. 630 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,928 - Excuse me. I'll just be a second. 631 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:07,972 - Gary, I just wanna-- - Hey! 632 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,017 Hey! Uh... 633 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,018 - God! - No! 634 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,324 - No! - Uh, okay. 635 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,890 - I'm so sorry! I'm so, so, so sorry. 636 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:15,980 - Should just be a minute. 637 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,504 - I can't believe we're getting Ryan. 638 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,027 - I know. 639 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,463 Do you end up having sex with him in the dream? 640 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,508 - Oh, no, we never get that far. 641 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,423 - Mm. - I eat the pasta, though. 642 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,468 - Yum. - Mmm, it is so good. 643 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,122 [phone beeps] - Katherine, 644 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,863 I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 645 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,908 So Ryan's not gonna do this. 646 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,911 - Well, we just spoke to him about ten minutes ago, 647 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,217 and he said he was. 648 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,914 - Well, I spoke to him one minute ago, 649 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,220 and he said he wasn't. 650 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,787 - He literally told us, 651 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,615 "I would absolutely love to do this." 652 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,182 - Ryan would love to do a lot of things, 653 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,705 but come on. 654 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,750 He's not interested in Costner's sloppy seconds. 655 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,230 Plus, we've been in talks with Dannon Yogurt, 656 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,362 and I think that's really 657 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,711 where his head is at right now. 658 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,452 He appreciates the interest, though. 659 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,236 [line clicks] 660 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,237 - We dropped the meat. 661 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,240 - Yeah, we're meat dogs. 662 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,634 - Really? Just right there in his office? 663 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,853 - Yep, and then when I got back here, 664 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,291 there was a voicemail saying I'm in the program. 665 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,944 - Oh, there you go! - Hey. 666 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,163 - No, I'm not gonna take it. 667 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,556 He's only letting me in 668 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,905 because he's worried that I'm gonna report him. 669 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,689 It'd be like blackmail. 670 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,909 - [chuckles] Oh, Jack. 671 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,824 So young, so stupid. 672 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,217 Let me give you the first lesson 673 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,219 in the world of business: 674 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,090 take every advantage you can get. 675 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,831 - Mm-hmm. Some folks have rich parents 676 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,920 who send them to ritzy schools. 677 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,356 Other folks walk in on supervisors 678 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,966 jerking it to daytime porn. 679 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,968 That's just the game. - [sighs] 680 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,755 Okay. Okay. 681 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,104 Okay, I'm gonna take it. 682 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,323 - As you should. - I know that's right. 683 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,933 - Great call. Just to be clear, 684 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,023 uh, is there an actual rule against masturbating at work, 685 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,981 or is it just, like, frowned upon? 686 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,161 - We screwed up. 687 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,163 - We gambled. - Yeah. 688 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,861 - If you've got a 16 in blackjack, 689 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,123 and the dealer's showing a 7, 690 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,298 what are you gonna do? 691 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,257 Stay? - I do not know. 692 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,214 - You hit. I mean, unless you want 693 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,389 some chain-smoking grandma 694 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,130 cursing you out in Mandarin. 695 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,349 God, I miss Vegas. 696 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,133 Point is, even if you bust, 697 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,917 hitting was still the right call. 698 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,136 - It was exciting. 699 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,181 Just going for broke. 700 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,053 - Watch out. Future gambling addict. 701 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,620 - Put it all on red! - [laughs] 702 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,056 Oh, no, no, no, no. - No, it's just-- 703 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,231 - You don't play roulette. - I would never. 704 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,537 - I mean, that's a sucker's game, Sadie. 705 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,668 I know you might've been thinking that you were 706 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,453 making a funny joke, but I'm not-- 707 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,150 I don't think that's funny. - I would never. 708 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,151 - You're not stupid like that. 709 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,022 - Yeah, I wouldn't do it. - No.