1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,256 The new firewall has Hypervisor-Protected 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,342 Code Integrity and the OS 11.6 update has 3 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,677 virtualization-based security 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,679 and automatic two-factor identification. 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,181 Okay, well, sounds like you have it under control. 6 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,350 So a few of us were looking up 7 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,144 Payne's political contributions recently. 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,438 [laughing] Everyone is doing this dance. 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,273 Some of the politicians we donate to 10 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,483 are super conservative on women's issues. 11 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,360 Yeah, politics are so weird. 12 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,820 How do you turn this thing? 13 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,114 A lot of us think that we shouldn't be supporting 14 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,365 - people like that. - Oh, there you go. 15 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,075 Just have to hit that lock turn thing. 16 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,452 - [laughs] - We believe abortion rights 17 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,370 are directly tied to women's equal participation 18 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,372 in society, and we think it's important 19 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,499 for you to start upholding those values. 20 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,045 - [computer chimes] - Oh! Is it done? 21 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,005 Great. Thank you so much. 22 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,298 Um... 23 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,761 I'm so sorry. 24 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,012 Am I supposed to tip you? 25 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,264 Lemme grab you something. 26 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,099 * Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 27 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,352 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 28 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:03,396 [chorus vocalizing] 29 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,939 I'm just sayin', all the buzz about this 30 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,191 has got me freaked out. 31 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,568 {\an8}Sack up. Access to safe, legal abortion 32 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,195 {\an8}is a human right. It's as simple as that. 33 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,447 {\an8}- Right, Sade? - Yes. 34 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,574 {\an8}I honestly can't tell if you're screwing with me right now. 35 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,951 {\an8}I'm not. Why is that so hard to believe? 36 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,536 {\an8}Maybe because of who you are. 37 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:19,704 {\an8}All the things you've ever said and done. 38 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:20,789 {\an8}- Okay. - Look, Wesley's brush 39 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,582 {\an8}with humanity aside, we're being asked 40 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,085 {\an8}to take a position on a very controversial situation. 41 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,127 {\an8}- Yeah. - Who's asking for what now? 42 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,587 {\an8}- You didn't see the email? - Mm. 43 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,047 {\an8}Went out company-wide this morning. 44 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,256 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. - It's an open letter 45 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,008 {\an8}from some of our employees with requests 46 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,593 {\an8}regarding our abortion policies. 47 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,553 {\an8}"Requests" is not the word. 48 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,722 {\an8}They are demanding that we develop protocols 49 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:40,266 {\an8}to provide abortion access in pro-life states, 50 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,560 {\an8}stop donating to pro-life politicians, 51 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,147 {\an8}and that you personally disavow those donations and apologize. 52 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,901 {\an8}"We require review, expect solutions, 53 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,319 {\an8}insist on an apology"? 54 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,612 {\an8}This reads like a ransom note. 55 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,030 {\an8}I get where they're coming from, 56 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,532 {\an8}but the tone is a little harsh. 57 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,951 {\an8}It's generational, you know? They're all entitled. 58 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,244 {\an8}They act like they're in charge 59 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,787 {\an8}and they all know exactly what's right. 60 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,623 {\an8}And they're all bisexual, but they barely have sex. 61 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,417 {\an8}It's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet, 62 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,543 {\an8}but you're on a diet. 63 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,294 {\an8}Do we donate to pro-life politicians? 64 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,088 {\an8}'Cause if we do, it's kind of weird. 65 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,423 {\an8}I don't know who we donate to. 66 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,632 {\an8}I don't make these decisions. 67 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,384 {\an8}Our lobbyists handle all that. 68 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,136 {\an8}So how do you think we should respond? 69 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,429 {\an8}Well, we can't just roll over. 70 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,347 {\an8}I mean, what happens when our pro-life employees 71 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,598 {\an8}decide to write a different letter? 72 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,100 I agree. This is a business. 73 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,393 We can't run it like a democracy. 74 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,020 I just worry that if we don't respond, 75 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,938 the narrative will be that Katherine Hastings 76 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,189 doesn't support women. 77 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,899 - I don't support women? - I'm not saying that. 78 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,235 I'm saying that the narrative would say that. 79 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,486 - Headlines, gossip. - It would probably go 80 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,904 on your Wiki under "Controversies." 81 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,407 "Katherine Hastings is famously anti-woman." 82 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,450 Fine, I guess it doesn't hurt to show them what 83 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,909 our out-of-state protocols are. 84 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,537 Elliot, what is our policy, by the way? 85 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,956 Post-Dobbs, uh, well, our official policy 86 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,335 is, um, we need to formulate an official policy. 87 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,211 - I'll write it. - [laughs] God no. 88 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,379 You're [bleep] with us, right? 89 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,547 Well, let me just try a first draft. 90 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,840 This thing is very complicated, okay, 91 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,467 but if you send me your thoughts, 92 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,844 I'll format them and proof them and then throw them 93 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,179 - in the trash and I'll give... - Ugh. 94 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,138 You something sensible this afternoon. 95 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,348 Great, then maybe we could, 96 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,308 I don't know, try to sell a car. 97 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,893 Wouldn't that be crazy? 98 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,478 [light music] 99 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,563 The annoying thing is, I am probably more pro-choice 100 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,939 than any of these people. 101 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,317 I mean, my generation fought for those rights. 102 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,652 I remember how it was before Roe. 103 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,029 - Weren't you, like, five? - I mean, 104 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,864 people have memories from when they're five. 105 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,324 Yeah, but just cartoons and stuff. 106 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,451 All right, Katherine, here's your Green Detox. 107 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,370 I added bee pollen for $4, 108 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,662 so that's $4 worth of bee pollen. 109 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,414 Great. Thank you, Dori. Oh, Dori, 110 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,541 if anyone who signs this wants to come see me, 111 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,876 just get rid of 'em. 112 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,878 - Oh, I signed that letter. - [laughs] 113 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,631 - Oh, you're serious? Oh. - Mm-hmm. 114 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,758 Right there. See? On the right, Dorothy Otis. 115 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,718 I--I wish you'd talked to me. It's kind of awkward, 116 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,887 having my own assistant call me out. 117 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,555 Sorry. I didn't mean to ambush you. 118 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,099 - Next time, I'll tell you first. - Oh, great. 119 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,433 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. It's okay. 120 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,935 Could--could you just do me a favor, though, 121 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:47,894 and--and take it off? 122 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,270 It just kind of makes me look bad. 123 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,689 I'd rather not do that. 124 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,482 - This is important. - I agree. 125 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,067 Which is why I'm saying no. 126 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,028 I'm just gonna jump on in here. 127 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,655 Looks like there's a lot of feelings being expressed 128 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,240 here and that is so healthy, 129 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,492 but do you know what's funny is that I think politically, 130 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,743 we're on the same side. 131 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,578 Except for my generation actually fights 132 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,539 - for our beliefs. - We're both Gen Y. 133 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,915 No, I'm Young Y. You Old Y. 134 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,500 Okay, that's not how it works. 135 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,960 I hate to pull rank here, Dori, but I'm your boss. 136 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,378 Just 'cause you're my boss, Katherine, 137 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,546 doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do. 138 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,297 That is the definition of a boss. 139 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:19,009 Y is Y. It's all one generation. 140 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,176 Sorry, pal. 141 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,845 I've got a legal meeting in here now. 142 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,555 I don't think so. I have a design meeting. 143 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,515 No, no, I've got it, uh, 144 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,851 here we go, Conference Room B, 11:00 a.m., Legal. 145 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,103 11:00, Design. Did they double-book? 146 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,521 No one double-booked. 147 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,064 You fell for my ruse. 148 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,691 I wanted to make sure you couldn't make excuses 149 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,026 about other stuff you had to do, 150 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,319 so I made appointments in each of your calendars, 151 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,530 specifically designed to lure you here. 152 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,698 Why does my calendar say there's 153 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,908 a hot dog eating contest in here right now? 154 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,994 - Was that a mistake? - No mistake, my friend. 155 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,287 You're right where you need to be. 156 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,872 Have a seat. I'd like to welcome 157 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,790 all of you to the inaugural meeting 158 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,376 of the Payne Women's Committee. 159 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,463 Ah, shoot. 160 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,630 Uh, must be a dud. 161 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,758 Okay, okay, okay, just imagine a bunch 162 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,885 of sparkles and a loud bang. 163 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,762 The Payne Women's Committee? 164 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,347 If we let Elliot and his bean counters 165 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,806 in charge of our abortion policy, 166 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,059 it's gonna be all rules and restrictions. 167 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,685 Plus, I think this is just a good chance for us 168 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,229 to show that we can be more supportive of women, right? 169 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,981 The sarcasm isn't a good look. 170 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,609 I'm not being-- is it so hard to believe 171 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,986 that Wesley Payne might just be a little bit enlightened? 172 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,197 I do find it weird that the Payne Women's Committee 173 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,865 is four dudes. 174 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:27,160 Huh. No, that's a good point. 175 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,579 I didn't even think of that. This is why we need your input. 176 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,456 Wesley, I respect what you're doing. 177 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,000 I--well, strike that. I somewhat understand 178 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,211 what it is that you're doing, and I would love to help-- 179 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,963 uh, well, you should probably strike that as well. 180 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,508 But this is very hard, it's very complicated, 181 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,426 so just leave it to the professionals, yeah? 182 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,345 [sighs] [bang] 183 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,348 Oh, it's a sign! Let's get started! 184 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,850 I mean, it's not like I asked Dori to compromise her values. 185 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,811 Outside of work, I don't care what she does. 186 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,230 I don't even ask. Is she married? No idea. 187 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,273 Does she have kids? Don't know. Don't care. 188 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,942 I'm sure she appreciates how you never ask her 189 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,527 - about herself. - You know, I have plenty 190 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,529 of beliefs that I don't bring into the office. 191 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,197 - I think it's wrong to eat veal. - Mm-hmm. 192 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,157 I--I don't think that men should dye their hair 193 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,826 under almost any circumstance. 194 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,412 I mean, I think the whole idea of God is pretty far-fetched. 195 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,122 [laughs] Yeah, I'd keep that one quiet. 196 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,624 Yeah, no, exactly-- I keep my opinions to myself 197 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,042 because I am the CEO, 198 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,795 and I can't afford to alienate our customers. 199 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,839 Well, these people, they just wanna feel heard. 200 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,465 If you could just meet with them 201 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,175 and let them express their feelings-- 202 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,885 Like a therapist? Why is that my job? 203 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,722 You don't have to do anything they're asking or even respond. 204 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,598 Just, like, a few minutes of listening... 205 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:31,766 - [sighs] - And we can put this all 206 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,018 - behind us. - Great, fine. 207 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,728 - If you really think it'll help. - I do. 208 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,646 Just being there with them will validate them. 209 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,190 Validation, it's-- it's a pretty big thing for us. 210 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,942 Them. 211 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,736 Yes, them/us. 212 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,659 Just make them feel heard. Don't try to correct them 213 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,037 or explain anything. 214 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,040 Even if you are right, if you argue with them, 215 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,499 - you're wrong. - Got it. 216 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,168 Yeah, I've done a lot of pointless couples therapy. 217 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,711 I know how to fake an open mind. 218 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,755 Well, well, well. Good afternoon. 219 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,965 We look forward to a productive dialogue. 220 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,134 Oh, great. Dorothy's here. both: Mm-hmm. 221 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,594 [voice muffled] So we guarantee their travel, 222 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,679 we give 'em an appropriate amount of time off, 223 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,139 and we voice our support. 224 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,682 That's all the hard stuff. 225 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,017 All that's left is little details. 226 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,102 The little details are the hard stuff, okay? 227 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,937 Are we flying them first or coach? 228 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,856 Are we allowing them to take a partner with them? 229 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,191 How much are we willing to reimburse? 230 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,026 It's just, uh, all-expenses-paid. 231 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,362 All-expenses-paid is not a legal concept. 232 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,280 It's just something they say on "The Price Is Right." 233 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,948 Are we also gonna pay for lodging? 234 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,408 Yes, duh. [laughs] 235 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,369 How long would they be there for? 236 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,329 I had a week off after I had my wisdom teeth out. 237 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,789 - Does that help? - It does not. 238 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,040 If only there was a woman around 239 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,375 to help with this kind of thing? 240 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,709 Well, why don't we just say, we'll put them up 241 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,795 in a hotel for as long as needed? 242 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,963 Yes, a hotel. Uh, what quality of hotel? 243 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,216 I don't know, uh, someplace decent. 244 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,509 - A Marriott. - Mm... 245 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,052 Eh, that's like, "Eh." 246 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,221 - Courtyard Marriott. - Oh, Jack. 247 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,431 Haven't these women been through enough? 248 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,974 Thank you all for coming. 249 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,393 I'm Sadie Ryan. 250 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,145 I'm the chief communications officer here at Payne. 251 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,939 My pronouns are she and her, 252 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,399 and I'd like to introduce you to someone 253 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,193 that's been named on "Forbes'" Most Powerful Women list 254 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,945 for more years than I can count. 255 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,238 [both laugh] 256 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,406 And I'm just, like, really glad 257 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,116 that this ceiling isn't made of glass; 258 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,951 - otherwise she'd shatter it. - [laughs] Oh, gosh. 259 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,245 - Katherine Hastings. - Hi there. 260 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,665 Hi. Uh, no speech. I'm here to listen. 261 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,419 Oh, uh, my pronouns are she/her. 262 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,546 Um, she's/hers. 263 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,424 I guess "we/us," you know, when it's appropriate. 264 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,217 "You" is fine, unless it's like, "Hey, you." 265 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,677 - In which case... - [feigns cough] 266 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,845 - I don't like that. - Yeah. 267 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,471 [clears throat] Anyway, here to listen. 268 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,889 - I'm done. - I'll go first. 269 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,349 Yeah. 270 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,518 When we express our concerns to you, 271 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,145 you've dismissed our opinions. 272 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,897 It makes us feel like you see us as functions and not people. 273 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,775 That attitude is hurtful, and, you know, it makes me feel-- 274 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,777 it makes us... [all murmuring] 275 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,029 - Yeah. - Feel like we're being 276 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,031 taken for granted. 277 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,782 - [all snapping fingers] - Oh, well, thank you. 278 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,492 I certainly--I hear that. 279 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,952 Also, when you order your coffee, 280 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,537 you gotta let me know ahead of time, Katherine, 281 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,997 if you want decaf, okay? 282 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,832 I'm not a mind reader. 283 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:01,875 [exhales] And I'm done. 284 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,959 Fair point. 285 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,669 Um, I'll go next. 286 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,088 Oh. Hi, Chloe. 287 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,381 There's a special place in hell 288 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,799 for women who don't support women. 289 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,134 You're a traitor. 290 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,761 - Ooh, boy. - Oh, that's a little harsh. 291 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,721 - [laughs] - Yeah. 292 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,181 And then back home, 293 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,766 everybody gets an Edible Arrangement. 294 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,893 The cantaloupe one, though. We don't need to go crazy. 295 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,312 Good job, guys. I think we're done. 296 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,439 Uh, we are not even close to being done. 297 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,816 Is there a lifetime benefit cap? 298 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,610 Uh, which state do they go to? 299 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,487 Is there a time limit by which they have to apply? 300 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,030 Uh, some women don't even know they're pregnant 301 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,114 - for a while. - Well, okay. 302 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,450 Uh, when do they usually find out by? 303 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,744 In what world would you look to me for this? 304 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,371 You know a ton of random stuff. 305 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,081 About topics I find interesting. 306 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,290 I am pretty sure it has something to do 307 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,209 - with a "pap shmeer," right? - Pap smear. 308 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,336 I wanna say, like, a-- a moon cycle? 309 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,838 Uh, something to do with the moon. 310 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,675 Should we maybe ask some women about this? 311 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,761 Yes, Wesley. I, um, think that we should. 312 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,346 This is, without a doubt, 313 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,848 the worst time in human history to be a woman. 314 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,975 - group: Yes. - Really? 315 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,103 - Now's the worst time? - Just go with it. 316 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,105 I certainly hear that opinion. 317 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,856 While this is an issue that disproportionately 318 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,358 affects employees with uteri, 319 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,152 men have to speak out to support them. 320 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,405 - It ends now. - Yes, that is great. 321 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,281 You, sir, are great. [all snapping fingers] 322 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,242 You can't claim to be a feminist 323 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,911 but then give money to people who hate feminism. 324 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,371 [affirmative muttering] 325 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,207 Um, I--you know, I probably shouldn't say anything. 326 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,709 - Then--then don't. - [laughs] No. 327 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,420 It's just, you know, just-- just--just--just to clarify, 328 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,548 our lobbying firm makes these decisions, okay? 329 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,882 You're the CEO. 330 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,384 I told you not to say anything. 331 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,386 You know who else just did what they were told? 332 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,554 The Nazis. 333 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,264 Oh, yeah. Come on. 334 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,391 Do you pledge to disavow these donations 335 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,728 and publicly apologize for your role in enabling them? 336 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,396 Just gonna jump on in here. 337 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,399 Uh, today was really more about listening. 338 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,693 Yes, this was the beginning of a great dialogue, guys. 339 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,737 - My door is always open. - That's a lie, y'all. 340 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,531 Her door is booby-trapped shut and it got me in front of it. 341 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,657 That's not helpful. 342 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,950 By not speaking out, 343 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,286 you are literally being violent against women. 344 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,497 I am not literally being violent to anyone. 345 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,958 - Silence is violence. - Okay, you know what? 346 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,960 That's a catchy slogan and it rhymes, 347 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,378 but it is just a fact 348 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,756 that silence is not literally violence. 349 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,925 Mm-kay, I think today was a really productive first-- 350 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,719 - group: Silence is violence. - Yeah. 351 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,262 - group: Silence is violence. - You guys are-- 352 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,931 you cannot just change the definition of a word 353 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,101 because you were born after the "Seinfeld" finale, okay? 354 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,437 Google "Khmer Rouge." Google "Rwanda." 355 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,939 Google "Black Friday at Walmart." 356 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,108 The world is full of violent people, 357 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 but I am not one of them! 358 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,695 - I am a person who beli-- - Oh! 359 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,906 [all gasping] 360 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,115 Oh! 361 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,116 - I'm fine. I'm fine. - Oh! 362 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,910 - Oh. - I'm fine. I'm fine. 363 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,994 - Oh, my God. - No, it's fine. 364 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,287 - I feel actually fine. - Oh. 365 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,914 It's just a cheap shirt. 366 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,832 This is Amazon Essentials, honestly. 367 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,047 Workplace violence is defined as the act 368 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,424 or threat of violence, 369 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,885 and it ranges from verbal abuse to actual... 370 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,096 I appreciate the company, but you don't have to stay here. 371 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,472 No, I don't mind. 372 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,557 It's always good to have a refresher. 373 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,435 Excuse me, would you, uh, pay attention to the video? 374 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,562 I already know what workplace violence is. 375 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,939 I don't need the video. 376 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:11,981 We have to show it to anyone 377 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,274 who's been reported for an incident. 378 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,110 Can't find any exceptions for CEOs. 379 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,361 Got it. You're very important. 380 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,029 - Thank you. - There are several factors 381 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,365 that can make a hostile work environment. 382 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,991 You know, when I was coming up, 383 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,327 a hostile work environment was the goal. 384 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,038 My bosses would attack every weakness, 385 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,374 especially if you were a woman. 386 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,543 Now I'm the boss, and it's all "Be kind. 387 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,961 Make everyone feel heard." 388 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,380 Um, there's gonna be a quiz after. 389 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,423 I don't need the quiz. 390 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,341 Right, yeah. No, you don't. 391 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,136 But you do have to take the quiz, though. 392 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,554 See? 393 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,098 CEO of the company, and even this pissy little eunuch 394 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,224 gets to tell me what to do. 395 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,767 Well, maybe it's a good thing 396 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,270 that we're ending this cycle of abuse. 397 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,814 It's just, I worked really hard. 398 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,733 I paid my dues to get to the top. 399 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,026 - Mm. - And I made a lot 400 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,569 of sacrifices along the way, 401 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,821 in my personal life, in my work life, 402 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,532 and then it's like they just went and changed all the rules. 403 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,868 I just don't know where I fit anymore. 404 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,371 Hey. 405 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,956 Um, Katherine? 406 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,458 Calling me a "pissy little eunuch" 407 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,917 felt like bullying, and-- 408 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,587 Okay, scold me again and see what happens, Tom. 409 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,339 See what [bleep] happens. 410 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,090 You want some of what she got? 411 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,634 We thought it was important, in the name of inclusivity, 412 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,012 to get your input on this because we 413 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,722 in the Payne Women's Committee believe 414 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,932 that women should always be on top. 415 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,934 That's not our official slogan. 416 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,354 Uh, we are very open to any suggestions you may have 417 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,898 of ways to improve, you know, health and safety for, uh-- 418 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,858 - ooh, yes? - I think we need more lights 419 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,734 in the parking lot. 420 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,235 A number of us feel unsafe 421 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,612 walking to our cars at night. 422 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,364 Sorry, I should have been more clear. 423 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,948 Um, we're looking for--for, you know, health and safety, 424 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,410 uh, advances that are specific to, um, you know, abortions. 425 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,496 Oh, it's just sometimes I hear footsteps-- 426 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,456 - Oh, lady in glasses. - Why is this something 427 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,458 being worked on by four men? 428 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,876 I've been sayin' that all day. 429 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,461 - Kiss-ass. - Uh, well, it was actually 430 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,962 supposed to be worked on by one man. 431 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,547 It's just these guys sort of horned in, you know? 432 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,633 Um, I'm pro-life, and I don't think 433 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,176 our company should be doing any of-- 434 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,469 How can you say that, Joy? 435 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,513 Uh, okay. Come on, ladies. Let's not, uh-- 436 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,931 I can't believe that you would even think 437 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,849 - something like that. - I have a right to my opinion. 438 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,142 - This is a fun turn. - Guys, 439 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,687 this isn't a discussion we should be having. 440 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,730 - Let's move on. - Thank you. Please. 441 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,691 I was told I can't bring my iguana to work even though 442 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,484 he's a state-recognized support animal. 443 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,902 So we can talk about iguanas 444 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,654 but we can't talk about lighting in the parking lot? 445 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,656 Well, I think both topics are something that were 446 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,990 - getting a little bit off-- - So am I not allowed 447 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,076 to express my opinion that abortion is wrong? 448 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,828 It's just not what this meeting is about. 449 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,287 If this were a party-planning meeting, 450 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,872 you could suggest "Under the Sea" 451 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,500 or the "Roaring Twenties," but you can't just say, 452 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,002 "Let's ban all parties." 453 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,420 You banned the party I wanted to do. 454 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,922 We're not doing a "Pimps 'n' Hos Christmas," Mandy. 455 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,257 Nobody wants that. 456 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,633 - Speak for me much? - I think we're getting away 457 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,510 from the--the main topic here, which is, you know, 458 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,636 if you were to have an abortion, 459 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,346 uh, you know, or not, obviously, 460 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,514 but--but if you were, 461 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,435 then which hotel chain would you prefer? 462 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,521 [groans] Fine. I guess, La Quinta? 463 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106 Are you [bleep] kidding me, Joy? 464 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,151 La Quinta is good. Stop trying to muzzle me. 465 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,944 A support iguana is a medical device. 466 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,487 - But listen, just calm down. - I'm feeling 467 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,781 discriminated against, and I'm going to HR. 468 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,116 - What? No, no, no, no. - I'll go with you. 469 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,617 - Don't go to HR. - No HR. 470 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,077 - Please don't go to HR. - La Quinta Inns 471 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,204 and La Quinta Suites offer very different experiences. 472 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,082 - You can't all go to HR. - It's the same parent company 473 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,835 but with two vastly different products. 474 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,795 - It was like, "Ooh." - Hey. 475 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,756 This is a-- this is a cool spot. 476 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,923 Sadie, how's your nose? 477 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,633 - Looks worse than it is. - Okay. 478 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,635 Luckily, I always keep a clean shirt in my car. 479 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,887 Are you gonna press charges? 480 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,014 Against Katherine? It was an accident. 481 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,558 I basically ran into her fist. [laughs] 482 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,809 I realize that sounds like something 483 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,020 a battered wife would say or battered husband, 484 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,397 battered partner, anyone that gets battered, really. 485 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,150 I don't feel safe having someone like that in charge. 486 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,234 She needs to resign. 487 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,277 - What? - Whoa. 488 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,320 We should write a letter. 489 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,073 Another letter? So many letters. 490 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,033 It's like, when do you guys have time to work? 491 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,118 It doesn't really seem like getting rid 492 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,538 of our first female CEO is exactly, like, 493 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,999 - "Whoo, feminism." - You saw what happened. 494 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,168 - She's unhinged. - It was an accident. 495 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,586 It was like one of those hilarious, 496 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,588 random things that happen, you know? 497 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,548 You're defending her? 498 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,467 Your generation really doesn't get it. 499 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,177 My generation? Girl, how old do you think-- 500 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,096 It's not your fault. People your age 501 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,972 have a lot of internalized misogyny. 502 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,016 - Mm-hmm. - We have what now? 503 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,394 Now, at this point, you might be thinking, 504 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,813 "If I have to worry that everything I say 505 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,273 may offend someone, I just won't speak it all." 506 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,068 But that, too, is a form of harassment. 507 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,112 Hey, Wesley, remember when I told you 508 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,406 this was a complicated issue best left to the professionals? 509 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,783 When did everyone get so sensitive about everything? 510 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,827 It's like you can't even have a nice little innocent 511 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,705 workplace conversation about abortion anymore. 512 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,040 Sometimes I miss the assembly line. 513 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,668 Nine rivets, press the button, nine rivets, press the button. 514 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,169 It was so simple. 515 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,673 Shut up and watch the video, you pissy little eunuchs! 516 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,967 Make a hostile work environment. 517 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,803 How did I go from strong independent woman 518 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,014 to tool of the patriarchy who needs to resign? 519 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,809 You know, I think it's a mixture of success and age. 520 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,853 - Just success mostly, though. - Mm-hmm. 521 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,438 Got you a green smoothie. 522 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,190 - Oh, okay. Thanks. - Got me one too. 523 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,568 - I put them both on your card. - Oh. 524 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,652 You didn't happen to get one for me? 525 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,195 It doesn't matter. I'm not thirsty. 526 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,239 So... 527 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,159 I heard there's gonna be another letter. 528 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,286 If you feel you need to sign it, I won't be mad. 529 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,579 I'm not signing that. 530 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,414 I'm not one of them overly sensitive, 531 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,709 E-juice vapin', single-wheel skateboarding children. 532 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,210 They don't even respect their elders. 533 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,048 It's nice to have you back, Dori. 534 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,425 Makin' ramen noodles all fancy. 535 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,639 Chicken in the NyQuil, can y'all believe this? 536 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,767 I love how they're all talking about 537 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,393 "breaking norms" and being so original, 538 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,437 and then they all follow the same trends. 539 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,564 It's like, "I am such an individual. 540 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608 "Now watch me do the exact same TikTok dance 541 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,110 that, like, 4 million other people are doing." 542 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,779 And they always talking about "deadass this" 543 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,030 - and "deadass that." - Mm. 544 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,449 Y'all, what in the hell is a dead ass? 545 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,867 I have no idea. 546 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,620 And they wanna be famous for doing nothing 547 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,954 except being themselves. 548 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,082 Do something that makes the world better. 549 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,083 - I know. - Being a influencer 550 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,250 ain't revolutionary. 551 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,460 It's just like being the popular kid 552 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,920 - in high school. - And they are all just 553 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,464 so morally pure and holier than thou. 554 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,299 [laughs] They not all that pure, Katherine. 555 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,301 [laughs] What do you mean? 556 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,136 Well, Hazel claims to not like Dave Chappelle, 557 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,180 but she be at every one of his live shows. 558 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,308 And Breanna eats Chick-fil-A every day. 559 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,435 I could keep going, but let me stop. 560 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,145 No, please, keep going. 561 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,272 Well, Natasha say she don't like Michael Jackson, 562 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,024 but she be doing the "Remember the Time" dance 563 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,819 on her lunch break. 564 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,405 Inauspicious start to the Payne Women's Committee. 565 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,365 Here I am, a man trying to correct 566 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,034 the mistakes of the past, but I'm still the bad guy? 567 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,452 I don't get it. Are we just supposed 568 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,663 to sit around and wait until a woman needs us 569 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,747 to change a light bulb? 570 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,082 I got asked to change 571 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,792 three different light bulbs last week, 572 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,420 and I had to stand on a rolling desk chair for one of 'em. 573 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,547 You ever notice how when they have to evacuate a ship, 574 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,382 it's always women and children first? 575 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,259 - Mm. - Okay, I get the children, 576 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,053 but why are men somehow more disposable than women? 577 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,847 But why do I have to change the big plastic jug 578 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,889 on top of the water cooler? 579 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,224 You know, I've got a bad back. 580 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,309 Ugh, I hate being asked to change those. 581 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,396 - Me too. - #MeThree. 582 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,189 Mm. 583 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,025 Thank you all for joining me again. 584 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,402 I am an imperfect person. 585 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,196 I have a lot of decisions to make, 586 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:20,368 and sometimes--a lot of times-- I screw up, so I'm sorry. 587 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,329 Just like... I imagine Ruby is sorry 588 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,789 for the times that she screwed up. 589 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,041 - Excuse me? - Oh, you know, 590 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,208 the whole Malala thing. 591 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,960 Yeah, she darkened her skin 592 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,587 for a Malala Halloween costume. 593 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,047 - [outraged chatter] - That was six years ago. 594 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,298 Yeah, well, the Internet's forever, Ruby. 595 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,507 Don't defend yourself. That's gross. 596 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,384 I know that ain't Miss Harper talkin', 597 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,220 the one who goes on and on and on about trans rights 598 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,973 but loves "Mrs. Doubtfire." 599 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,600 - What? - You're such a hypocrite. 600 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,226 - [scoffs] - Well, we all make mistakes. 601 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,479 What did, uh-- what did Chloe do again? 602 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,522 Big R. Kelly fan. 603 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,607 I don't. 604 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,692 I separate the artist from the art. 605 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,319 That is super problematic. 606 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,112 Whatever. Sasha voted for Kanye. 607 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,697 - [crowd yelling] - Well, sounds like you guys 608 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,617 have a lot to discuss amongst yourselves, so just have fun. 609 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,160 Oh, oh, oh, and Josh, 610 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,079 he bought a bulldog from a puppy mill. 611 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,747 A female-owned puppy mill. 612 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,123 - Bye. - Oh, come on. 613 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,792 [all arguing] 614 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,960 Mmm, what flavor is this? 615 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,170 Lavender chamomile. 616 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,963 It's like sipping a massage. 617 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,256 I put it in my travel mug, 618 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,758 tell everybody I'm drinking hot coffee. 619 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,468 Yeah, you shouldn't have to hide it though, you know? 620 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,136 You know, why can't men enjoy delicious things? 621 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,846 Yeah, and all of our deodorants are, 622 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,100 like, "sandalwood musk" or "Arctic gunmetal." 623 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,685 - Mm. - I like vanilla. 624 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,811 - I like bergamot. - Yes. 625 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,062 Why can't I smell like those? 626 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,314 You know, I have never once had a manicure. 627 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,108 - No. - Yeah, because I guess society 628 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,485 has decided that personal hygiene is gendered. 629 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,945 And do you know what women get to do 630 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,904 that I always wished that I could? 631 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781 - both: Hmm? - Give and receive 632 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,282 multiple orgasms. 633 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,910 No, I think technically we can give those. 634 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,121 I don't think so. [laughs] 635 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,080 You know what? I'm doing it. 636 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,248 I'm ordering the vanilla. 637 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,833 - Yes. - Because I like it. 638 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,001 - Yes. - Good for you. 639 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,877 - Please do. - Your body, your choice. 640 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,130 Were we the good guys or the bad guys just now? 641 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,923 No idea, but it was fun. 642 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,216 Yeah, I see why that generation 643 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,467 likes canceling people. 644 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,094 It's energizing. 645 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,470 {\an8}What's going on here? 646 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,431 {\an8}We're havin' a Payne Women's Committee meeting. 647 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,099 {\an8}This is black coffee, by the way. 648 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,184 {\an8}Uh-huh. Hey, uh, 649 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,145 {\an8}have you guys written up those policies I asked for? 650 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,313 {\an8}Oh, you know, we, um-- we started them, 651 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,065 {\an8}but then ultimately felt, you know, that, like, 652 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,234 {\an8}as men, it wasn't really our place. 653 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,986 {\an8}Yeah, that needs to be something women do 654 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,446 {\an8}- for themselves. - Oh, great, yeah. 655 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,739 {\an8}One more thing on my plate. 656 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,825 {\an8}- Thank you, guys. - Yeah, yeah. Good job. 657 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,952 {\an8}Are men genetically lazy, 658 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,370 {\an8}or is this more like a societal thing? 659 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,330 {\an8}Honestly, and don't repeat this, 660 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,167 {\an8}- I truly think it's both. - Mm-hmm.