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The new firewall
has Hypervisor-Protected
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Code Integrity
and the OS 11.6 update has
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virtualization-based security
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and automatic two-factor
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Okay, well, sounds like
you have it under control.
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So a few of us
were looking up
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Payne's political contributions recently.
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[laughing]
Everyone is doing this dance.
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Some of the politicians
we donate to
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are super conservative
on women's issues.
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Yeah, politics are so weird.
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How do you turn this thing?
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A lot of us think
that we shouldn't be supporting
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- people like that.
- Oh, there you go.
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Just have to hit
that lock turn thing.
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- [laughs]
- We believe abortion rights
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are directly tied
to women's equal participation
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in society,
and we think it's important
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for you to start upholding
those values.
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- [computer chimes]
- Oh! Is it done?
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Great. Thank you so much.
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Um...
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I'm so sorry.
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Am I supposed to tip you?
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Lemme grab you something.
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* Bom bom
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
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♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom
buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
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I'm just sayin',
all the buzz about this
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has got me freaked out.
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{\an8}Sack up.
Access to safe, legal abortion
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{\an8}is a human right.
It's as simple as that.
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{\an8}- Right, Sade?
- Yes.
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{\an8}I honestly can't tell if you're
screwing with me right now.
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{\an8}I'm not.
Why is that so hard to believe?
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{\an8}Maybe because of who you are.
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{\an8}All the things
you've ever said and done.
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{\an8}- Okay.
- Look, Wesley's brush
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{\an8}with humanity aside,
we're being asked
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{\an8}to take a position on
a very controversial situation.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Who's asking for what now?
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{\an8}- You didn't see the email?
- Mm.
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{\an8}Went out company-wide
this morning.
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
- It's an open letter
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{\an8}from some of our employees
with requests
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{\an8}regarding
our abortion policies.
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{\an8}"Requests" is not the word.
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{\an8}They are demanding
that we develop protocols
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{\an8}to provide abortion access
in pro-life states,
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{\an8}stop donating
to pro-life politicians,
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{\an8}and that you personally disavow
those donations and apologize.
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{\an8}"We require review,
expect solutions,
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{\an8}insist on an apology"?
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{\an8}This reads like a ransom note.
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{\an8}I get where
they're coming from,
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{\an8}but the tone is a little harsh.
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{\an8}It's generational, you know?
They're all entitled.
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{\an8}They act like they're in charge
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{\an8}and they all know exactly
what's right.
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{\an8}And they're all bisexual,
but they barely have sex.
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{\an8}It's like going
to an all-you-can-eat buffet,
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{\an8}but you're on a diet.
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{\an8}Do we donate
to pro-life politicians?
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{\an8}'Cause if we do,
it's kind of weird.
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{\an8}I don't know
who we donate to.
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{\an8}I don't make these decisions.
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{\an8}Our lobbyists handle all that.
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{\an8}So how do you think
we should respond?
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{\an8}Well,
we can't just roll over.
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{\an8}I mean, what happens when
our pro-life employees
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{\an8}decide to write
a different letter?
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I agree. This is a business.
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We can't run it
like a democracy.
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I just worry that
if we don't respond,
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the narrative will be
that Katherine Hastings
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doesn't support women.
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- I don't support women?
- I'm not saying that.
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I'm saying that the narrative
would say that.
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- Headlines, gossip.
- It would probably go
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on your Wiki under
"Controversies."
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"Katherine Hastings
is famously anti-woman."
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Fine, I guess it doesn't hurt
to show them what
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our out-of-state protocols are.
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Elliot, what is our policy,
by the way?
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Post-Dobbs, uh, well,
our official policy
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is, um, we need to formulate
an official policy.
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- I'll write it.
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You're [bleep] with us, right?
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Well, let me just try
a first draft.
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This thing is
very complicated, okay,
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but if you send me
your thoughts,
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I'll format them and proof them
and then throw them
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- in the trash and I'll give...
- Ugh.
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You something sensible
this afternoon.
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Great, then maybe we could,
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I don't know,
try to sell a car.
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Wouldn't that be crazy?
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The annoying thing is,
I am probably more pro-choice
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than any of these people.
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I mean, my generation fought
for those rights.
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I remember how it was
before Roe.
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- Weren't you, like, five?
- I mean,
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people have memories
from when they're five.
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Yeah, but just cartoons
and stuff.
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All right, Katherine,
here's your Green Detox.
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I added bee pollen for $4,
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so that's $4 worth
of bee pollen.
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Great. Thank you, Dori.
Oh, Dori,
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if anyone who signs this wants
to come see me,
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just get rid of 'em.
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- Oh, I signed that letter.
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- Oh, you're serious? Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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Right there. See?
On the right, Dorothy Otis.
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I--I wish you'd talked to me.
It's kind of awkward,
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having my own assistant
call me out.
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Sorry.
I didn't mean to ambush you.
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- Next time, I'll tell you first.
- Oh, great.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you. It's okay.
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Could--could you just do me
a favor, though,
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and--and take it off?
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It just kind of makes me
look bad.
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I'd rather not do that.
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- This is important.
- I agree.
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Which is why I'm saying no.
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I'm just gonna jump on
in here.
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Looks like there's a lot
of feelings being expressed
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here and that is so healthy,
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but do you know what's funny is
that I think politically,
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we're on the same side.
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Except for my generation
actually fights
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- for our beliefs.
- We're both Gen Y.
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No, I'm Young Y. You Old Y.
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Okay, that's not
how it works.
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I hate to pull rank here,
Dori, but I'm your boss.
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Just 'cause you're my boss, Katherine,
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doesn't mean you get
to tell me what to do.
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That is the definition
of a boss.
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Y is Y.
It's all one generation.
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Sorry, pal.
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I've got a legal meeting
in here now.
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I don't think so.
I have a design meeting.
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No, no, I've got it, uh,
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here we go, Conference Room B,
11:00 a.m., Legal.
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11:00, Design.
Did they double-book?
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No one double-booked.
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You fell for my ruse.
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I wanted to make sure
you couldn't make excuses
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about other stuff you had
to do,
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so I made appointments
in each of your calendars,
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specifically designed
to lure you here.
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Why does my calendar
say there's
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a hot dog eating contest
in here right now?
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- Was that a mistake?
- No mistake, my friend.
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You're right where you need
to be.
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Have a seat.
I'd like to welcome
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all of you
to the inaugural meeting
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of the Payne Women's Committee.
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Ah, shoot.
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Uh, must be a dud.
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Okay, okay, okay,
just imagine a bunch
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of sparkles and a loud bang.
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The Payne Women's Committee?
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If we let Elliot
and his bean counters
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in charge
of our abortion policy,
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it's gonna be all rules
and restrictions.
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Plus, I think this is
just a good chance for us
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to show that we can be more
supportive of women, right?
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The sarcasm isn't
a good look.
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I'm not being--
is it so hard to believe
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that Wesley Payne might just be
a little bit enlightened?
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I do find it weird that
the Payne Women's Committee
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is four dudes.
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Huh. No, that's a good point.
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I didn't even think of that.
This is why we need your input.
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Wesley, I respect
what you're doing.
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I--well, strike that.
I somewhat understand
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what it is that you're doing,
and I would love to help--
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uh, well, you should probably
strike that as well.
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But this is very hard,
it's very complicated,
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so just leave it
to the professionals, yeah?
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[sighs]
[bang]
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Oh, it's a sign!
Let's get started!
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I mean, it's not like I asked
Dori to compromise her values.
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Outside of work,
I don't care what she does.
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I don't even ask.
Is she married? No idea.
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Does she have kids?
Don't know. Don't care.
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I'm sure she appreciates
how you never ask her
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- about herself.
- You know, I have plenty
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of beliefs that I don't bring
into the office.
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- I think it's wrong to eat veal.
- Mm-hmm.
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I--I don't think that men
should dye their hair
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under almost any circumstance.
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I mean, I think the whole idea
of God is pretty far-fetched.
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[laughs]
Yeah, I'd keep that one quiet.
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Yeah, no, exactly--
I keep my opinions to myself
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because I am the CEO,
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and I can't afford
to alienate our customers.
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Well, these people,
they just wanna feel heard.
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If you could just meet
with them
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and let them express
their feelings--
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Like a therapist?
Why is that my job?
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You don't have to do anything
they're asking or even respond.
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Just, like, a few minutes
of listening...
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- [sighs]
- And we can put this all
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- behind us.
- Great, fine.
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- If you really think it'll help.
- I do.
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Just being there with them
will validate them.
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Validation, it's--
it's a pretty big thing for us.
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Them.
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Yes, them/us.
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Just make them feel heard.
Don't try to correct them
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or explain anything.
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Even if you are right,
if you argue with them,
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- you're wrong.
- Got it.
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Yeah, I've done a lot
of pointless couples therapy.
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I know how
to fake an open mind.
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Well, well, well.
Good afternoon.
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We look forward
to a productive dialogue.
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Oh, great. Dorothy's here.
both: Mm-hmm.
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[voice muffled]
So we guarantee their travel,
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we give 'em an appropriate
amount of time off,
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and we voice our support.
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That's all the hard stuff.
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All that's left is
little details.
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The little details
are the hard stuff, okay?
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Are we flying them first
or coach?
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Are we allowing them
to take a partner with them?
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How much are we willing
to reimburse?
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It's just, uh,
all-expenses-paid.
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All-expenses-paid is not
a legal concept.
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It's just something they say
on "The Price Is Right."
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Are we also gonna pay
for lodging?
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Yes, duh.
[laughs]
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How long would they
be there for?
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I had a week off after
I had my wisdom teeth out.
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- Does that help?
- It does not.
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If only there was
a woman around
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to help with
this kind of thing?
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Well, why don't we just say,
we'll put them up
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in a hotel for as long
as needed?
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Yes, a hotel.
Uh, what quality of hotel?
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I don't know, uh,
someplace decent.
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- A Marriott.
- Mm...
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Eh, that's like, "Eh."
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- Courtyard Marriott.
- Oh, Jack.
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Haven't these women
been through enough?
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Thank you all for coming.
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I'm Sadie Ryan.
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I'm the chief communications
officer here at Payne.
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My pronouns are she and her,
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and I'd like to introduce you
to someone
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that's been named on "Forbes'"
Most Powerful Women list
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for more years
than I can count.
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[both laugh]
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And I'm just, like, really glad
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that this ceiling
isn't made of glass;
258
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- otherwise she'd shatter it.
- [laughs] Oh, gosh.
259
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- Katherine Hastings.
- Hi there.
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Hi. Uh, no speech.
I'm here to listen.
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Oh, uh,
my pronouns are she/her.
262
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Um, she's/hers.
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I guess "we/us," you know,
when it's appropriate.
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"You" is fine,
unless it's like, "Hey, you."
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- In which case...
- [feigns cough]
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- I don't like that.
- Yeah.
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[clears throat]
Anyway, here to listen.
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- I'm done.
- I'll go first.
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Yeah.
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When we express our concerns
to you,
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you've dismissed our opinions.
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It makes us feel like you see
us as functions and not people.
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That attitude is hurtful, and,
you know, it makes me feel--
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it makes us...
[all murmuring]
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- Yeah.
- Feel like we're being
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taken for granted.
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- [all snapping fingers]
- Oh, well, thank you.
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I certainly--I hear that.
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Also, when you order
your coffee,
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you gotta let me know
ahead of time, Katherine,
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if you want decaf, okay?
282
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I'm not a mind reader.
283
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[exhales]
And I'm done.
284
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Fair point.
285
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Um, I'll go next.
286
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Oh. Hi, Chloe.
287
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There's a special place in hell
288
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for women
who don't support women.
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You're a traitor.
290
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- Ooh, boy.
- Oh, that's a little harsh.
291
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- [laughs]
- Yeah.
292
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And then back home,
293
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everybody gets
an Edible Arrangement.
294
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The cantaloupe one, though.
We don't need to go crazy.
295
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Good job, guys.
I think we're done.
296
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Uh, we are not even close
to being done.
297
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Is there
a lifetime benefit cap?
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Uh, which state do they go to?
299
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Is there a time limit
by which they have to apply?
300
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Uh, some women don't even
know they're pregnant
301
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- for a while.
- Well, okay.
302
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,450
Uh, when do they usually
find out by?
303
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In what world would you look
to me for this?
304
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You know a ton
of random stuff.
305
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About topics
I find interesting.
306
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I am pretty sure
it has something to do
307
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- with a "pap shmeer," right?
- Pap smear.
308
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I wanna say, like, a--
a moon cycle?
309
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Uh, something to do
with the moon.
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Should we maybe ask
some women about this?
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Yes, Wesley.
I, um, think that we should.
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This is, without a doubt,
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the worst time
in human history to be a woman.
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- group: Yes.
- Really?
315
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- Now's the worst time?
- Just go with it.
316
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I certainly hear
that opinion.
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While this is an issue
that disproportionately
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affects employees with uteri,
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men have to speak out
to support them.
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- It ends now.
- Yes, that is great.
321
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You, sir, are great.
[all snapping fingers]
322
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You can't claim
to be a feminist
323
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but then give money
to people who hate feminism.
324
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[affirmative muttering]
325
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,207
Um, I--you know, I probably
shouldn't say anything.
326
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,709
- Then--then don't.
- [laughs] No.
327
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,420
It's just, you know, just--
just--just--just to clarify,
328
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,548
our lobbying firm makes
these decisions, okay?
329
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,882
You're the CEO.
330
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I told you not
to say anything.
331
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You know who else just did
what they were told?
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The Nazis.
333
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,264
Oh, yeah. Come on.
334
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Do you pledge to disavow
these donations
335
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and publicly apologize
for your role in enabling them?
336
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,396
Just gonna jump on in here.
337
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,399
Uh, today was really more
about listening.
338
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,693
Yes, this was the beginning
of a great dialogue, guys.
339
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,737
- My door is always open.
- That's a lie, y'all.
340
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,531
Her door is booby-trapped shut
and it got me in front of it.
341
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,657
That's not helpful.
342
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,950
By not speaking out,
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00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,286
you are literally being violent
against women.
344
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,497
I am not literally
being violent to anyone.
345
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,958
- Silence is violence.
- Okay, you know what?
346
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,960
That's a catchy slogan
and it rhymes,
347
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,378
but it is just a fact
348
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,756
that silence is not
literally violence.
349
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,925
Mm-kay, I think today was
a really productive first--
350
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,719
- group: Silence is violence.
- Yeah.
351
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,262
- group: Silence is violence.
- You guys are--
352
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,931
you cannot just change
the definition of a word
353
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,101
because you were born after
the "Seinfeld" finale, okay?
354
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,437
Google "Khmer Rouge."
Google "Rwanda."
355
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,939
Google "Black Friday
at Walmart."
356
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,108
The world is full
of violent people,
357
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110
but I am not one of them!
358
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,695
- I am a person who beli--
- Oh!
359
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,906
[all gasping]
360
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,115
Oh!
361
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,116
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Oh!
362
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,910
- Oh.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
363
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,994
- Oh, my God.
- No, it's fine.
364
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,287
- I feel actually fine.
- Oh.
365
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,914
It's just a cheap shirt.
366
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,832
This is Amazon Essentials, honestly.
367
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,047
Workplace violence
is defined as the act
368
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,424
or threat of violence,
369
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,885
and it ranges
from verbal abuse to actual...
370
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,096
I appreciate the company, but
you don't have to stay here.
371
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,472
No, I don't mind.
372
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,557
It's always good
to have a refresher.
373
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,435
Excuse me, would you, uh,
pay attention to the video?
374
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,562
I already know
what workplace violence is.
375
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,939
I don't need the video.
376
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:11,981
We have to show it to anyone
377
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,274
who's been reported
for an incident.
378
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,110
Can't find any exceptions
for CEOs.
379
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,361
Got it.
You're very important.
380
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,029
- Thank you.
- There are several factors
381
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,365
that can make
a hostile work environment.
382
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,991
You know,
when I was coming up,
383
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,327
a hostile work environment
was the goal.
384
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,038
My bosses would attack
every weakness,
385
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,374
especially if you were a woman.
386
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,543
Now I'm the boss,
and it's all "Be kind.
387
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,961
Make everyone feel heard."
388
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,380
Um, there's gonna be
a quiz after.
389
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,423
I don't need the quiz.
390
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,341
Right, yeah. No, you don't.
391
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,136
But you do have
to take the quiz, though.
392
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,554
See?
393
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,098
CEO of the company, and even
this pissy little eunuch
394
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,224
gets to tell me what to do.
395
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,767
Well, maybe it's a good thing
396
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,270
that we're ending
this cycle of abuse.
397
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,814
It's just,
I worked really hard.
398
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,733
I paid my dues
to get to the top.
399
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,026
- Mm.
- And I made a lot
400
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,569
of sacrifices along the way,
401
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,821
in my personal life,
in my work life,
402
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,532
and then it's like they just
went and changed all the rules.
403
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,868
I just don't know
where I fit anymore.
404
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,371
Hey.
405
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,956
Um, Katherine?
406
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,458
Calling me
a "pissy little eunuch"
407
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,917
felt like bullying, and--
408
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,587
Okay, scold me again
and see what happens, Tom.
409
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,339
See what [bleep] happens.
410
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,090
You want some of what she got?
411
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,634
We thought it was important,
in the name of inclusivity,
412
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,012
to get your input on this
because we
413
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,722
in the Payne Women's Committee believe
414
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,932
that women should always be
on top.
415
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,934
That's not
our official slogan.
416
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,354
Uh, we are very open
to any suggestions you may have
417
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,898
of ways to improve, you know,
health and safety for, uh--
418
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,858
- ooh, yes?
- I think we need more lights
419
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,734
in the parking lot.
420
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,235
A number of us feel unsafe
421
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,612
walking to our cars at night.
422
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,364
Sorry, I should
have been more clear.
423
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,948
Um, we're looking for--for,
you know, health and safety,
424
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,410
uh, advances that are specific
to, um, you know, abortions.
425
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,496
Oh, it's just sometimes
I hear footsteps--
426
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,456
- Oh, lady in glasses.
- Why is this something
427
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,458
being worked on by four men?
428
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,876
I've been sayin' that
all day.
429
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,461
- Kiss-ass.
- Uh, well, it was actually
430
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,962
supposed to be worked on
by one man.
431
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,547
It's just these guys sort of
horned in, you know?
432
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,633
Um, I'm pro-life,
and I don't think
433
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,176
our company should be
doing any of--
434
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,469
How can you say that, Joy?
435
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,513
Uh, okay. Come on, ladies.
Let's not, uh--
436
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,931
I can't believe
that you would even think
437
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,849
- something like that.
- I have a right to my opinion.
438
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,142
- This is a fun turn.
- Guys,
439
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,687
this isn't a discussion
we should be having.
440
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,730
- Let's move on.
- Thank you. Please.
441
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,691
I was told I can't bring
my iguana to work even though
442
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,484
he's a state-recognized
support animal.
443
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,902
So we can talk about iguanas
444
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,654
but we can't talk about
lighting in the parking lot?
445
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,656
Well, I think both topics
are something that were
446
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,990
- getting a little bit off--
- So am I not allowed
447
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,076
to express my opinion
that abortion is wrong?
448
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,828
It's just not what
this meeting is about.
449
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,287
If this were
a party-planning meeting,
450
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,872
you could suggest
"Under the Sea"
451
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,500
or the "Roaring Twenties,"
but you can't just say,
452
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,002
"Let's ban all parties."
453
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,420
You banned the party I wanted
to do.
454
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,922
We're not doing a "Pimps
'n' Hos Christmas," Mandy.
455
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,257
Nobody wants that.
456
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,633
- Speak for me much?
- I think we're getting away
457
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,510
from the--the main topic here,
which is, you know,
458
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,636
if you were
to have an abortion,
459
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,346
uh, you know, or not, obviously,
460
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,514
but--but if you were,
461
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,435
then which hotel chain
would you prefer?
462
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,521
[groans] Fine.
I guess, La Quinta?
463
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106
Are you [bleep] kidding me,
Joy?
464
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,151
La Quinta is good.
Stop trying to muzzle me.
465
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,944
A support iguana
is a medical device.
466
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,487
- But listen, just calm down.
- I'm feeling
467
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,781
discriminated against,
and I'm going to HR.
468
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,116
- What? No, no, no, no.
- I'll go with you.
469
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,617
- Don't go to HR.
- No HR.
470
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,077
- Please don't go to HR.
- La Quinta Inns
471
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,204
and La Quinta Suites offer
very different experiences.
472
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,082
- You can't all go to HR.
- It's the same parent company
473
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,835
but with two
vastly different products.
474
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,795
- It was like, "Ooh."
- Hey.
475
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,756
This is a--
this is a cool spot.
476
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,923
Sadie, how's your nose?
477
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,633
- Looks worse than it is.
- Okay.
478
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,635
Luckily, I always keep
a clean shirt in my car.
479
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,887
Are you gonna press charges?
480
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,014
Against Katherine?
It was an accident.
481
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,558
I basically ran into her fist.
[laughs]
482
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,809
I realize
that sounds like something
483
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,020
a battered wife would say
or battered husband,
484
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,397
battered partner, anyone
that gets battered, really.
485
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,150
I don't feel safe having
someone like that in charge.
486
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,234
She needs to resign.
487
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,277
- What?
- Whoa.
488
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,320
We should write a letter.
489
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,073
Another letter?
So many letters.
490
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,033
It's like, when do you guys
have time to work?
491
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,118
It doesn't really seem
like getting rid
492
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,538
of our first female CEO
is exactly, like,
493
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,999
- "Whoo, feminism."
- You saw what happened.
494
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,168
- She's unhinged.
- It was an accident.
495
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,586
It was like one
of those hilarious,
496
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,588
random things that happen,
you know?
497
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,548
You're defending her?
498
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,467
Your generation really doesn't
get it.
499
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,177
My generation?
Girl, how old do you think--
500
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,096
It's not your fault.
People your age
501
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,972
have a lot
of internalized misogyny.
502
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,016
- Mm-hmm.
- We have what now?
503
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,394
Now, at this point,
you might be thinking,
504
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,813
"If I have to worry
that everything I say
505
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,273
may offend someone,
I just won't speak it all."
506
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,068
But that, too,
is a form of harassment.
507
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,112
Hey, Wesley,
remember when I told you
508
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,406
this was a complicated issue
best left to the professionals?
509
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,783
When did everyone get
so sensitive about everything?
510
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,827
It's like you can't even
have a nice little innocent
511
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,705
workplace conversation
about abortion anymore.
512
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,040
Sometimes I miss
the assembly line.
513
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,668
Nine rivets, press the button,
nine rivets, press the button.
514
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,169
It was so simple.
515
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,673
Shut up and watch the video,
you pissy little eunuchs!
516
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,967
Make a hostile
work environment.
517
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,803
How did I go
from strong independent woman
518
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,014
to tool of the patriarchy
who needs to resign?
519
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,809
You know, I think it's
a mixture of success and age.
520
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,853
- Just success mostly, though.
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,438
Got you a green smoothie.
522
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,190
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
- Got me one too.
523
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,568
- I put them both on your card.
- Oh.
524
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,652
You didn't happen
to get one for me?
525
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,195
It doesn't matter.
I'm not thirsty.
526
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,239
So...
527
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,159
I heard there's gonna be
another letter.
528
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,286
If you feel you need
to sign it, I won't be mad.
529
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,579
I'm not signing that.
530
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,414
I'm not one
of them overly sensitive,
531
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,709
E-juice vapin', single-wheel
skateboarding children.
532
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,210
They don't even respect
their elders.
533
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,048
It's nice to have you back, Dori.
534
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,425
Makin' ramen noodles
all fancy.
535
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,639
Chicken in the NyQuil,
can y'all believe this?
536
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,767
I love how
they're all talking about
537
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,393
"breaking norms"
and being so original,
538
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,437
and then they all follow
the same trends.
539
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,564
It's like,
"I am such an individual.
540
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608
"Now watch me do
the exact same TikTok dance
541
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,110
that, like, 4 million
other people are doing."
542
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,779
And they always talking about
"deadass this"
543
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,030
- and "deadass that."
- Mm.
544
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,449
Y'all, what in the hell is
a dead ass?
545
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,867
I have no idea.
546
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,620
And they wanna be famous
for doing nothing
547
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,954
except being themselves.
548
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,082
Do something
that makes the world better.
549
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,083
- I know.
- Being a influencer
550
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,250
ain't revolutionary.
551
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,460
It's just like
being the popular kid
552
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,920
- in high school.
- And they are all just
553
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,464
so morally pure
and holier than thou.
554
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,299
[laughs] They not all
that pure, Katherine.
555
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,301
[laughs]
What do you mean?
556
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,136
Well, Hazel claims
to not like Dave Chappelle,
557
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,180
but she be at every one
of his live shows.
558
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,308
And Breanna eats Chick-fil-A
every day.
559
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,435
I could keep going,
but let me stop.
560
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,145
No, please, keep going.
561
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,272
Well, Natasha say
she don't like Michael Jackson,
562
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,024
but she be doing
the "Remember the Time" dance
563
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,819
on her lunch break.
564
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,405
Inauspicious start
to the Payne Women's Committee.
565
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,365
Here I am,
a man trying to correct
566
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,034
the mistakes of the past,
but I'm still the bad guy?
567
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,452
I don't get it.
Are we just supposed
568
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,663
to sit around and wait until
a woman needs us
569
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,747
to change a light bulb?
570
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,082
I got asked to change
571
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,792
three different light bulbs
last week,
572
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,420
and I had to stand on a rolling
desk chair for one of 'em.
573
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,547
You ever notice how when
they have to evacuate a ship,
574
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,382
it's always women and children
first?
575
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,259
- Mm.
- Okay, I get the children,
576
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,053
but why are men somehow
more disposable than women?
577
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,847
But why do I have to change
the big plastic jug
578
00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,889
on top of the water cooler?
579
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,224
You know, I've got a bad back.
580
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,309
Ugh, I hate being asked
to change those.
581
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,396
- Me too.
- #MeThree.
582
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,189
Mm.
583
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,025
Thank you all
for joining me again.
584
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,402
I am an imperfect person.
585
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,196
I have a lot of decisions
to make,
586
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:20,368
and sometimes--a lot of times--
I screw up, so I'm sorry.
587
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,329
Just like...
I imagine Ruby is sorry
588
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,789
for the times
that she screwed up.
589
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,041
- Excuse me?
- Oh, you know,
590
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,208
the whole Malala thing.
591
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,960
Yeah, she darkened her skin
592
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,587
for a Malala Halloween costume.
593
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,047
- [outraged chatter]
- That was six years ago.
594
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,298
Yeah, well,
the Internet's forever, Ruby.
595
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,507
Don't defend yourself.
That's gross.
596
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,384
I know that ain't Miss Harper
talkin',
597
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,220
the one who goes on and on
and on about trans rights
598
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,973
but loves "Mrs. Doubtfire."
599
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,600
- What?
- You're such a hypocrite.
600
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,226
- [scoffs]
- Well, we all make mistakes.
601
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,479
What did, uh--
what did Chloe do again?
602
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,522
Big R. Kelly fan.
603
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,607
I don't.
604
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,692
I separate the artist
from the art.
605
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,319
That is super problematic.
606
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,112
Whatever.
Sasha voted for Kanye.
607
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,697
- [crowd yelling]
- Well, sounds like you guys
608
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,617
have a lot to discuss amongst
yourselves, so just have fun.
609
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,160
Oh, oh, oh, and Josh,
610
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,079
he bought a bulldog
from a puppy mill.
611
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,747
A female-owned puppy mill.
612
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,123
- Bye.
- Oh, come on.
613
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,792
[all arguing]
614
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,960
Mmm, what flavor is this?
615
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,170
Lavender chamomile.
616
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,963
It's like sipping a massage.
617
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,256
I put it in my travel mug,
618
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,758
tell everybody I'm drinking
hot coffee.
619
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,468
Yeah, you shouldn't have
to hide it though, you know?
620
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,136
You know, why can't men enjoy
delicious things?
621
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,846
Yeah, and all
of our deodorants are,
622
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,100
like, "sandalwood musk"
or "Arctic gunmetal."
623
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,685
- Mm.
- I like vanilla.
624
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,811
- I like bergamot.
- Yes.
625
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,062
Why can't I smell like those?
626
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,314
You know, I have never
once had a manicure.
627
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,108
- No.
- Yeah, because I guess society
628
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,485
has decided that personal
hygiene is gendered.
629
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,945
And do you know what women
get to do
630
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,904
that I always wished
that I could?
631
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781
- both: Hmm?
- Give and receive
632
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,282
multiple orgasms.
633
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,910
No, I think technically
we can give those.
634
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,121
I don't think so.
[laughs]
635
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,080
You know what? I'm doing it.
636
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,248
I'm ordering the vanilla.
637
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,833
- Yes.
- Because I like it.
638
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,001
- Yes.
- Good for you.
639
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,877
- Please do.
- Your body, your choice.
640
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,130
Were we the good guys
or the bad guys just now?
641
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,923
No idea, but it was fun.
642
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,216
Yeah, I see why
that generation
643
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,467
likes canceling people.
644
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,094
It's energizing.
645
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,470
{\an8}What's going on here?
646
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,431
{\an8}We're havin' a Payne
Women's Committee meeting.
647
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,099
{\an8}This is black coffee,
by the way.
648
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,184
{\an8}Uh-huh.
Hey, uh,
649
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,145
{\an8}have you guys written up
those policies I asked for?
650
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,313
{\an8}Oh, you know, we, um--
we started them,
651
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,065
{\an8}but then ultimately felt,
you know, that, like,
652
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,234
{\an8}as men,
it wasn't really our place.
653
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,986
{\an8}Yeah, that needs
to be something women do
654
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,446
{\an8}- for themselves.
- Oh, great, yeah.
655
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,739
{\an8}One more thing on my plate.
656
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,825
{\an8}- Thank you, guys.
- Yeah, yeah. Good job.
657
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,952
{\an8}Are men genetically lazy,
658
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,370
{\an8}or is this more like
a societal thing?
659
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,330
{\an8}Honestly,
and don't repeat this,
660
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,167
{\an8}- I truly think it's both.
- Mm-hmm.