1 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:05,672 . 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:06,756 - Hello, and welcome to "Russell Reports" 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,092 from Russell Elementary. 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,677 I'm Hannah, and I'm here with the CEO 5 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,679 of Payne Motors, Katherine Hastings, 6 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,181 and some of her workers. - "Workers." 7 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,142 - Katherine, what are you doing here today? 8 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,394 - Well, Hannah, it's the 68th annual 9 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,563 Payne Motors Dream It, Design It Fair. 10 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,982 It's a chance for young people to get out of the back seat 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,608 and into the design seat, 12 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,360 and we love it because at Payne, 13 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,237 young people inspire us every day. 14 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,031 - Cool. Do you have kids? 15 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,449 - No, mm-mm. 16 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,367 Well, I have a stepdaughter. A daughter. Daughter. 17 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,618 She's a step-- she's a stepdaughter. 18 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,953 I mean, let's just go with daughter. 19 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,705 We'll go with daughter. - And do you have kids? 20 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:39,706 - No, not yet. 21 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,166 Maybe one day, though. [chuckles] 22 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,584 - Do you have kids? 23 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,752 - No. 24 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,004 - But one day if you meet the right person? 25 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,839 - Also no. - What about you? 26 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,883 - No, I wanted them, though. 27 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,217 We tried. 28 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,677 There was a whole IVF situation, 29 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,429 and this thing with a Belgian fertility doctor, 30 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,222 with whom we're still in litigation, by the way. 31 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,141 But then the marriage dissolved anyway, so-- 32 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,476 - Okay, Ted. - [laughs] 33 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:00,894 All's well that ends well, I guess. 34 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,520 - Mm. - Cool. 35 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,190 Well, I'll be here all day with more "Russell Reports," 36 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,484 so stay tuned. 37 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,527 - * Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom * 38 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,988 * Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom * 39 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,783 [chorus vocalizing] 40 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,118 - The kids spent a lot of time on these, 41 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,495 so try not to say anything negative. 42 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,623 You know, just don't make insulting jokes. 43 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,416 - And if I need to spank them, can I use a pipe, 44 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,834 or does it have to be my belt? 45 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,378 I'm not Mr. Burns. 46 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,004 I know how to be around children. 47 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,757 - I just know how much you hate this, like, cheery, feel-good, 48 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,467 "Hey, we're a part of the community" fluff. 49 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,135 - Fluff sounds pretty good, actually. 50 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,887 I could use a break from the real world. 51 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,764 I mean, after what we have been through-- 52 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:40,183 the pawls, the fire, Andy [bleep] Richter... 53 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,685 - Yeah. - I mean, compared to that, 54 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,603 today is gonna be like rubbing one out on a rainbow. 55 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,689 - And that kind of verbal jauntiness-- 56 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,899 - For your ears only. - Yeah, right. 57 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,694 - God, that one looks stupid. - It does. 58 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,488 - It all looks so much smaller than when I was a student here. 59 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,116 We used to dare each other to jump off of those bleachers, 60 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,118 and I was always too scared. 61 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,285 - That's not that high. 62 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,495 I could jump that easy. 63 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,788 - Well, I could do it now, Wesley. 64 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,123 - Then why don't you go ahead and do it then? 65 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,208 - Because I'm an adult at a business function. 66 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,626 - Ah, I thought so. I thought so. 67 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,253 - So, Jack, it must be good, though, 68 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,337 you know, coming back to your old school 69 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,922 as a big-shot executive. 70 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,133 - Yeah, you know what? I gotta admit that it does. 71 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,718 Is that how you feel when you visit your old school? 72 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,261 - Well, I went to a 500-year-old 73 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,846 all-boys boarding school in England. 74 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,472 So by this stage of my life, I'm expected 75 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,349 to probably have been voted into parliament, 76 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,809 and then forced to resign in disgrace, 77 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,436 and then, you know, live out the rest of my days 78 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,604 in the south of Spain bothering local women. 79 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,939 - That would be considered good? 80 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,524 - Ah, well, it's an ancient tradition, 81 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,942 so do try to respect that. 82 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,027 [laughs] 83 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,653 - I love Spain. 84 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,573 - And that's me, Mom and Dad, and Grandma and Grandpa, 85 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,408 and my other grandma and Steve. 86 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,826 - It's like a building that's a car. 87 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,537 I just love it. Thank you. - Thanks. 88 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,581 - What's gonna happen when it has to go under a bridge? 89 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,957 - Tough way for Grandma to go out. 90 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,500 - And Steve. 91 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,294 - So the exhaust comes out the tailpipe, 92 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,338 through the tube, and back into the gas tank. 93 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,673 - It turns old gas into new gas. 94 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,217 - This would single-handedly solve climate change. 95 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,677 - Yeah, this is the future right here. 96 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:58,762 Great job. 97 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,013 - So that's basically a bomb, right? 98 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,306 - Bomb on wheels. 99 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,807 Luckily, everyone inside will die 100 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,685 of carbon monoxide poisoning before the explosion. 101 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,229 - Balanbaalis means "butterfly" in Somali, 102 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,190 and I made it red, white, and green 103 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:13,026 because those are the colors of the Somaliland flag. 104 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,194 - Is that right? 105 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,403 I think the flag of Mexico 106 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,030 is also red, white, and green, isn't it? 107 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:20,533 - Yeah, yeah, and also, um... 108 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,868 - Sbarro's. - Sbarro's. 109 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,952 - Oh. - Yeah. 110 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:23,995 - I was born there. 111 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,246 - In Sbarro's? [laughs] 112 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,748 No, just kidding. I'm just kidding. 113 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,084 No, but Somaliland is a beautiful country, though, 114 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,460 and I just love it there. 115 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,878 - A lot of parts of it have warlords, 116 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,506 and my parents say girls my age can be 117 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,174 forced to become child brides. 118 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,385 - Hmm. 119 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,011 - Italy. - Yes. 120 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,596 - Italy also has a red, white, and green flag. 121 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,890 - Italy! [both laugh] 122 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,016 - Prego. 123 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,105 - Hector? 124 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,481 - Yeah? - My, you've grown. 125 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,941 - How do you know my son? 126 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,192 - Oh, no, it's nothing bad. 127 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,610 Don't worry, we've never met. 128 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,987 No, I just got sent an email with a video of him once, 129 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,406 which sounds much-- 130 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,907 sounds much worse than it really is. 131 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,951 I was gonna do the Michigan Mentors program, 132 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,494 you know, actually, until they sent me 133 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,037 the video of Hector, and I sort of reassessed then, 134 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,415 which is, uh, nothing to do with him-- 135 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,791 me--just, you know, time constraints. 136 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,751 So--but speaking of time constraints, I think-- 137 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,753 I think they want me in the corner 138 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,171 over there where all the action is. 139 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,840 But it was lovely to meet you both. 140 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,049 Stay in school. 141 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,343 - So it's an invisible car. 142 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,929 - Looks like Wonder Woman has a car to go with her plane. 143 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,514 - [chuckles] Yeah. [phone buzzes] 144 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,099 - So that kid just didn't do the assignment, right? 145 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,183 - 100%. 146 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,268 Hey, Mike, what's up? 147 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,519 Wait, what? 148 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,562 - Well, I guess you just have to remember 149 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,604 where you parked it. 150 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,106 [laughs] But really well done. 151 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,942 - Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a minute in private? 152 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,946 How much do you know about Somaliland? 153 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,615 - I would say I know nothing about Somaliland. 154 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,951 - Sounds like the world's least fun theme park. 155 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,828 - It's where that girl with the butterfly car was from. 156 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,788 - Mm-hmm. - It's a region of Somalia. 157 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,707 They declared independence in 1991, 158 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,667 but Somalia and the international community 159 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,461 don't consider them a sovereign nation. 160 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,503 You see where I'm going with this? 161 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,088 - I truly don't. - No, no idea. 162 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,591 - You were filmed on Instagram calling Somaliland a country, 163 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,259 and Somali Twitter picked it up. 164 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,178 - There's Somali Twitter? - There's everything Twitter. 165 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,387 And they're always angry. 166 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,306 - Ted, I don't mean to be an ugly American, 167 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,725 but who cares if I'm unpopular on Somali social media? 168 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,310 - Because we get the yttrium 169 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,062 we use in cars from Somali mines, 170 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,438 and now they're threatening to cut us off. 171 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,856 - They're that sensitive? 172 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,317 - Yes, we go out of our way to never talk 173 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,902 about the Somalia-Somaliland issue. 174 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,320 And if we ever do, we have to use 175 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,738 other countries as stand-ins. 176 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,406 - Try to have a day of fun, 177 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,241 you end up in a Somali yttrium mine. 178 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,078 - Yep, I guess the break from the real world is over. 179 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,662 - Yeah, it was a lovely ten minutes, though. 180 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:34,125 . 181 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,168 - Oh, my gosh, even the steering wheel 182 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:36,920 is a little peppermint. 183 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,380 I bet "MotorTrend" would pick this 184 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,131 as the most delicious car of the year. 185 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,216 - It's so well done. 186 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,634 - Great job, great job. 187 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,552 Let's see. Who is next? 188 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,054 Oh, look at that. 189 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,264 We are back at the butterfly car. 190 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,017 Oh, gosh, I just love those colors from the flag. 191 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,395 What country did you say that you were from again? 192 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,063 - Somaliland. - Oh, I see. 193 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,023 Actually, well, so that's where you're wrong, right? 194 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,901 Because Somaliland is not a country. 195 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,153 It is a region within the sovereign nation 196 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,947 of Somalia, right, Sadie? 197 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,740 - Yes, I believe Somaliland is not recognized 198 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,575 by the UN or the African Union. 199 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,703 - Can't argue with that. [both laugh] 200 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,914 So at any rate, Somalia is a fantastic country. 201 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,083 They are top, top dog really in the region. 202 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,085 I mean, and we are so proud to be doing business with them. 203 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,087 - My brother's still in jail in Somalia. 204 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,673 He was recruited by a militia when he was very young. 205 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,591 - That's all for today's "Russell Reports." 206 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,802 Bye, everybody. 207 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,435 - Did you make that? 208 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,728 - Uh-huh. 209 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,563 - He did a good job, right? 210 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:40,650 - Yeah, it's...interesting. 211 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,318 - Interesting. 212 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,945 - That's nice. 213 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,530 - That's so nice, wasn't it, Tyler? 214 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,700 My future car designer. [chuckles] 215 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,706 - Hey, so how much of a problem would it be 216 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,583 if one of these designs was similar to something 217 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,834 that we've been working on? 218 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,294 I mean, we couldn't be sued, right? 219 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,546 - Well, I mean, anybody could sue for anything. 220 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,423 Dr. Dre sued some gynecologist 221 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,467 just 'cause he also happened to be called Dr. Dre. 222 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,302 - Who won? - Dr. Dre. 223 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,678 How similar are these designs? 224 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,430 - Well, this is the kid's car. 225 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,806 - Mm-hmm. 226 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,266 - And this is what we're developing. 227 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,726 - [gasps] Cyrus! 228 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,478 Did you steal a design from a child? 229 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,812 - It's a coincidence. 230 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,314 We've had this in the works for five years. 231 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,607 - Five years? 232 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:21,941 Now, is that older or younger 233 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,151 than the child you stole this from? 234 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,569 [laughs] Come on. 235 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,112 I'm only messing around. It's fine. 236 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,364 We'll just sling him a few bucks, all right, 237 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,907 make the whole problem go away. 238 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,493 - You want to buy a design that I've already designed? 239 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,244 - Yes, I'd rather throw him a few bucks now 240 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,038 and avoid an embarrassing lawsuit later. 241 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,414 - Let him sue. 242 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,832 We can prove that we came up with this independently. 243 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,709 - Oh, yes. No, I'd love to do that. 244 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,378 You know, take the stand and tell the whole world 245 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,754 that we're not plagiarists. 246 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,506 No, it's just that our best and brightest spent, 247 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,174 you know, five years and $100 million 248 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,176 and ultimately came up with exactly the same thing 249 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,511 as an eight-year-old who was just 250 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,262 tossing off a homework assignment. 251 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,555 - But it's not right. 252 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,182 - Okay, well, you know, next time, 253 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,351 maybe design a car that isn't so easily replicable 254 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,852 by Dennis the Menace. 255 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,896 Oh, and if you did steal it, don't tell me again. 256 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,189 It's best I don't know. 257 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,524 - It's my design. 258 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,983 - Ooh, yes, that was very good. 259 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,193 Yeah, say it like that. 260 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,487 Yeah, very convincing. 261 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,905 - Those aren't that tall. 262 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,240 What is that, like, 10 feet? 263 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,200 That's cake, dude. - Again, we're grown-ups. 264 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,202 - I jumped off a snowman at the Holiday Light-tacular 265 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,787 last year, and that was 20 feet. 266 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,330 It was onto snow, but it was packed. 267 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,456 It wasn't, like, powder. 268 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,583 - Mrs. Simms? - Yes? 269 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,043 - I didn't know you still worked here. 270 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,545 I don't know if you remember me. 271 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,879 I was in your fourth-grade class. 272 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,548 - Oh, my gosh, Jack Fordham. 273 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,341 Of course I remember you. 274 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,718 Flattop haircut, 275 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,761 Detroit Pistons jacket that was way too big. 276 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,888 - I think that thing still does not fit me. 277 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,765 [both laugh] - [clears throat] 278 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,600 - Uh, Wesley, this is Mrs. Simms. 279 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,144 She was the best teacher on the planet. 280 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,062 She used to buy school supplies out of her own pocket 281 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,230 for students who couldn't afford 'em. 282 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,732 - Yeah, still doing that. Hi, Wesley. 283 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,983 - So nice to meet you. 284 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,318 - So which child is yours? 285 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,778 - Oh. - Oh, no. 286 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,321 - No, no, we are not a couple. 287 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,574 - But if we were gay, thank you so much 288 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,908 for thinking I could get a guy like Jack. 289 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,077 It's very flattering. - We're here with Payne. 290 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,747 - You're an executive? - I work with these guys. 291 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,331 I don't know if I'm exactly an executive. 292 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,209 - He's being modest. This guy's a big shot. 293 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,921 - Jack Fordham, I'm so proud of you. 294 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,340 Can I introduce you to my students? 295 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,550 It'd be great for them to meet someone from their world 296 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,926 who's so successful. 297 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,095 - Yeah. - We'd be honored, Mrs. Simms. 298 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,139 - Okay, well, great. Come on. 299 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,641 - Hey, if we were gay, you think we'd be together? 300 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,393 - Hmm, maybe. - Wow. 301 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,812 Thanks, man. That makes me feel really good. 302 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,106 - Ugh, it's all apples and water. 303 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,649 - The country's in the toilet. 304 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,860 - Big problem. Big problem. 305 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,320 So Ethiopia saw 306 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,863 the most recent video, and now they're mad. 307 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,073 - Is "Russell Reports" 308 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,407 "The New York [bleep] Times" now? 309 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,950 - It's all hashtags. 310 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,869 People set up hashtag alerts for things that piss them off. 311 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,162 - Why does Ethiopia care about this? 312 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,789 - Because they're dependent on Somaliland 313 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,791 ever since they lost Eritrea. 314 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,292 Ah, I need a map. - What? 315 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,543 - No, it's fine. Ted. 316 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,920 Is dairy the problem? - No. 317 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,880 - That's China. 318 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,300 - Ah, okay, Eritrea broke away from Ethiopia in 1991. 319 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,678 And without access to the sea, their exports had to start 320 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,970 going through the Port of Berbera 321 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,389 in Somaliland. - Ted, Ted, Ted. Breathe. 322 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,474 - But Somalia and Ethiopia have been rivals 323 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,352 ever since the British ceded the Haud Grasslands in '48. 324 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,770 - I see. - So Addis Ababa 325 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,980 is highly invested in Somaliland's autonomy. 326 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,857 - Okay, I need you to stop giving me details. 327 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,317 I can't live like this anymore. 328 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,194 - We've spent the last 18 months 329 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,613 negotiating with the Ethiopians to open a production hub, 330 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,781 and you just called their nemesis 331 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,032 the top dog in the region. 332 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,367 They're threatening to blow up the whole deal 333 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,952 if you don't apologize. - Apologize? 334 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,370 What, like a phone call? 335 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,205 - More than that. 336 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,665 - Fruit basket? 337 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,251 - It wasn't long ago that Jack was one of my students. 338 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,795 He used to be exactly where you are now. 339 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,006 - And I was also a student once, not here. 340 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,383 I don't know if you're familiar with Cranbrook Academy. 341 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,676 It was very pretty. 342 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,262 I actually lived in Payne Hall. 343 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,388 - Thank you, Wesley. 344 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,016 - But now Jack's a Payne Motors executive, 345 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,726 and I'm so proud of him. 346 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,352 - Well, I owe a lot of it to you. 347 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,814 - And all of you can be just as successful as Jack 348 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,734 if you work hard, go to college, and... 349 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,570 all: Believe we can achieve. 350 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,198 - Yep, although technically, I did not go to college. 351 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,992 - Oh. - But you all should, though. 352 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,036 Kids, go to college. 353 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,704 - Then how did you get your job? 354 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,289 - Well, I worked on the assembly line, 355 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,708 and then stuff just kind of happened. 356 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,669 It was kind of just dumb luck. 357 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,796 - No, no, it wasn't dumb luck. 358 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,299 You know, Jack was smart, and he worked hard. 359 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051 And he found his moment to shine. 360 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,552 'Cause that's what success really is. 361 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,888 It's taking advantage of the opportunities. 362 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,848 - That's true. You hear that, kids? 363 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,351 - People get hit by cars literally every day. 364 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,311 Most of them don't get promoted because of it, 365 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,148 but Jack believed he could achieve. 366 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,111 - Ah, so creative. 367 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,406 Oh, wow, this one is very beautiful. 368 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,284 I sense you must be a professional car designer. 369 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,703 - No, I'm just a kid. - What? I don't believe it. 370 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,246 I mean, this looks like something off the front cover 371 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,374 of an international automotive magazine. 372 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,459 - You hear that? I told you it was good. 373 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,460 - Thanks. - Yeah, in fact, 374 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,171 I think it's so good, uh, Tyler, 375 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,548 that as an official representative of Payne Motors, 376 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,800 I'd like to buy it from you. 377 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,010 - For real? - Wow, he's gonna buy it. 378 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,179 - Yes, and as this is an official transaction 379 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,432 with Payne Motors, I'd like to present you with this: 380 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,102 a handcrafted certificate of recognition 381 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:11,147 and a check for 50 American dollars. 382 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,400 - Whoa. - Oh, that's so nice of you, 383 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,110 but you don't actually have to give him money. 384 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,236 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, come on. 385 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,113 It's an official transaction. 386 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,406 You know what else might be quite fun? 387 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,950 What if we were to sign this fun, 388 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,619 you know, official legal document? 389 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,954 - Can I? 390 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,455 - Well, okay. 391 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,456 Katie's dad is a lawyer. 392 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,833 Should we have him look it over? 393 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,209 - [laughs] No, no. No lawyers, please. 394 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,795 No--no more lawyers. I'm a lawyer. 395 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,796 I spend all my day around lawyers. 396 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,964 Very boring, so much more fun 397 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424 if we just, like, signed this together. 398 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,050 You know, another lawyer would be overkill, wouldn't it? 399 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,928 - Maybe I will get Katie's dad, actually. 400 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,930 Hey, Katie, is your dad still here? 401 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,182 Could you go get him for me? 402 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:50,895 . 403 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,938 - A thousand apologies to the most noble 404 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,648 Ethiopian government. 405 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,899 - Is "a thousand apologies" racist? 406 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,526 I mean, I sound like a karate guru. 407 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:57,527 I mean, if we were dealing with Japan, 408 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,903 I would say that was racist. 409 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,530 - So does saying it to Ethiopia make it okay? 410 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,865 - No, I think it makes it double racist. 411 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,783 - All right, my contact in Ethiopia says 412 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,161 he'll translate what we write into Amharic, 413 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,579 and then you can say it phonetically. 414 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,706 - Oh, God, it's all just so fawning. 415 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,374 It's like I'm the world's horniest guy 416 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,043 trying to get Ethiopia to sleep with me. 417 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,294 - Yes, channel that energy. 418 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,503 - Yeah, but if we go too far, 419 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,047 won't it just re-piss off Somalia? 420 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,882 And then we'll have to apologize to Somalia again 421 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,759 and then re-apologize to Ethiopia, 422 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,552 and then we'll fall into a perpetual apology loop, 423 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,887 and long story short, 424 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,930 all three of us eventually die in this room. 425 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,182 - It's a concern. 426 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,558 - I'm sure I'm overthinking this, 427 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,143 but does "We support all peoples 428 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,020 who aspire to statehood" sound like, I don't know, like, 429 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,480 Palestine or something? - Oh, that's an overthink. 430 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,898 - Good catch. - What? 431 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,733 - Israel is our biggest supplier of semiconductors. 432 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,401 That was close. That could have been bad. 433 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,111 - Okay, Ted, I need you to get anyone 434 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,613 who knows anything about this stuff 435 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,406 to come weigh in on it immediately, okay? 436 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,075 Government affairs, division chiefs, 437 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,285 anyone who knows where the landmines are buried 438 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,246 needs to get down here now, got it? 439 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,664 - Is Ms. Kirby in here? 440 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,459 - Does it [bleep] look like Mrs. Kirby is in here? 441 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,672 [sighs] Sorry, I'm stressed out. 442 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,882 That child provoked me. - Mm-hmm. 443 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,258 - And he totally bombs 444 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,635 the management training interview. 445 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,886 - I didn't bomb the interview. 446 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,263 - But Jack believed he could achieve, 447 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,264 so he goes to confront this prick... 448 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,265 - Wes, I don't think that you-- 449 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,558 - Catches the guy in his office... 450 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,601 - Wes, they don't need to know the details. 451 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,519 - With his pants down, watching-- 452 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,645 - Wes, they are kids! 453 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,105 - I wasn't gonna say what it was. 454 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,856 - Thank you. - P-O-R-N. 455 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,024 - Porn? 456 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,693 - Didn't know they could spell at this age. 457 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,695 Uh, good teaching. [laughs] 458 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,114 - Well, we all have our own paths. 459 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,658 What's important isn't how you get to the top, 460 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,618 but what you do to make the world better 461 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,744 when you get there. 462 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,371 - Exactly. - How do you do that? 463 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,414 - How do I do that? 464 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,207 That is a good question. 465 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,168 Uh, well, I make my voice heard. 466 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,504 Like, if we are considering closing a factory, 467 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,464 I will fight hard to keep it open. 468 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,966 - Do they listen to you? 469 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,968 - I have not been at it that long. 470 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,554 - You can't blame Jack for bloated American labor costs. 471 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,306 - Well, anyway, thank you both for coming by. 472 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,933 - Oh, here's how we make the world better. 473 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,770 We pay a ton in taxes, which goes to the greater good. 474 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,814 I mean, with the tax bracket that Jack and I are in, 475 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,607 we probably pay for this whole school. 476 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,151 - I do not think we're in the same tax bracket. 477 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,277 - We might be. 478 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,528 My guy does stuff with gross income. 479 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,155 Oh, my God, I should hook you up with my guy. 480 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,699 You'll pay, like, nothing. - But you should pay something. 481 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,659 Kids, pay your taxes. - Pay some taxes. 482 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,910 Don't pay the nominal rate. 483 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,287 The nominal rate is for suckers, kids. 484 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,872 - It's important to give back. - That's my message. 485 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,833 Don't be a chump. 486 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,501 - Okay, so where does that put us? 487 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,587 - Well, you get the $3,000. 488 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,672 You get the sell-on clause and an acknowledgment 489 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,007 as the car's creator. 490 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,342 - "Creator," right. 491 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,177 - And the certificate too, right? 492 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,180 - Yes, and the handcrafted certificate of recognition. 493 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,557 Very good, Tyler. Thank you for reminding us. 494 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,184 - Well, what about appearance fees? 495 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,393 - What appearance fees? 496 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,770 - Well, everybody's gonna want to interview 497 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,897 the prodigy that out-designed the professionals. 498 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,107 - He didn't out-design anyone. - Okay, let's just-- 499 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,443 - No, no, no, I am sick of pretending that we're all 500 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,694 so in awe of Tyler, 501 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,530 like I could never design a car that good. 502 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,865 I already did design it, Tyler. 503 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,575 - Okay, Cyrus, maybe we should take a moment. 504 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,910 - And we already made it, Katie's dad. 505 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,286 The only reason we're sitting here 506 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,205 is so that he can't sue us for a ton of money later. 507 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,999 - [clears throat] 508 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,462 - Well, okay then, $3,000 is extremely low. 509 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,298 Don't you think? 510 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,134 - [speaking Amharic] 511 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,138 [bleep] me in the [bleep]. 512 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,640 - That sounded good until the last part. 513 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,724 Yafet, was that good? 514 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,601 - Well, there's a few issues. 515 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,603 - Does anyone know if Ethiopia is Muslim? 516 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,230 - What's the difference? - In some Muslim cultures, 517 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,399 they might be insulted if you're not wearing a headscarf. 518 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,692 I'll find out. - Katherine, the part 519 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,984 where you call Ethiopians "the finest workers 520 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,778 in the world" sounds like a dig at our union guys. 521 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,697 Could we change it to "finest workers in the region"? 522 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,906 - I think Egypt would be offended. 523 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,449 Egypt and Ethiopia hate each other. 524 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,909 - Oh, let me guess, because Egypt is 525 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,452 our biggest supplier of mummies, which we use 526 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,870 as crash test dummies for some reason. 527 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,122 - Egypt controls the Suez Canal. 528 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,873 If they cut off our shipping lanes, 529 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500 we'll have to sail all the way around the African continent. 530 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,460 - She's mispronouncing "minim chigir yelebinyime." 531 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,838 - How is she saying it? - Minim chigir yelebinyime. 532 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,716 - What's it supposed to be? - Minim chigir yelebinyime. 533 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,592 - How is she saying it? - I think we're fine. 534 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,261 Most Ethiopians are Coptic Christian. 535 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,554 - Wait, which one are those? 536 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,972 - Catholic, but their pope has a beard. 537 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,724 Joyce, are we concerned about the cows in the frame? 538 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,100 - Why, because of vegetarians? 539 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,476 - India is a big market. Cows are sacred. 540 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,936 - Construction paper cows? 541 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:00,854 - Oh, good catch. 542 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522 Let's not take any chances. 543 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,566 - So it's "yelebinyime," not "yelebinyime"? 544 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,859 - You are saying the exact same thing. 545 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,277 - You'resaying the exact same thing. 546 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,945 - Are you messing with me on purpose? 547 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,405 - Labor says we'll be okay with the unions 548 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,824 if we add the phrase, "We support the Ethiopians' 549 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,367 rights to unite and organize." 550 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,827 - That sounds like we're advocating the overthrow 551 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,120 of the Ethiopian government. 552 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,288 - Yeah, well, it's been that type of day. 553 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,914 - Hey, Katherine, apparently, if you say, 554 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,250 "Minim chigir yelebinyime," it means, "I have no problem." 555 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,044 But if you say, "Minim chigir yelebinyime," 556 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,212 it means, "I have no pubic hair." 557 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:30,967 . 558 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:31,968 - Okay, everyone get out of the way. 559 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,887 I can do this. 560 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,138 It does look higher when you're up here, but-- 561 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,264 - What is he doing? - Oh, I think he's trying 562 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,682 to impress a bunch of nine-year-olds, 563 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,892 but he's couching it as a metaphor 564 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,393 for trickle-down economics. 565 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,062 - Imagine I'm wealth. - Mr. Payne, get down. 566 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,898 I'm coming down, and we're all gonna benefit. 567 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,359 - Well, that is a strong learning tool. 568 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,235 - You ever feel like you've become one of the bad guys? 569 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,236 - Bad guys? 570 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,738 - I was just excited to be, like, 571 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,365 the hometown hero that made it big 572 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,533 that everybody was proud of, not some guy 573 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,452 who sold out to corporate America 574 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,120 and forgot where he came from. 575 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,082 - Well, we can't all be teachers and firefighters. 576 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,584 I mean, there are other ways to give back. 577 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,794 - Like what? 578 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,129 - I don't know, tip your Uber driver 50% 579 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,048 or give out full-sized candy bars at Halloween. 580 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,883 [phone dings] Whatever makes an impact. 581 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,927 Oh, my God. - Investment in new jobs 582 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,595 means the wealth's gotta trickle. 583 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,971 Well, here comes the trickle. 584 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,848 - Oh, oh, this is bad. 585 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,101 - Ah, something popped! 586 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:26,272 - Payne assumes full ownership in exchange for $75,000, 587 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,150 whereas all appearance fees, motion picture rights, 588 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,027 and certificates of recognition 589 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,530 are the exclusive property of the Awesome Radical Company, 590 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,490 Tyler Lopez, president. 591 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,325 So do we have a deal? 592 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,368 - Yeah. - Yes. 593 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,285 - Yes. - Glorious. 594 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,328 - Unreal. 595 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,247 - Tyler, this is amazing. 596 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,666 - How'd you even come up with this idea? 597 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,876 - I saw it in "Tank Man Adventure 64." 598 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,420 It's my favorite comic book. 599 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,007 - Well, it has been a pleasure doing business with you. 600 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,299 Lovely to meet you all, and I wish you 601 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,343 the best of luck in your future endeavors. 602 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,594 [laughs] 603 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,847 - It was nice to meet you guys. 604 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,268 - [speaking Amharic] 605 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,146 - You nailed it! - It's not terrible. 606 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,232 - Hey, Ted, did you know Abeba Metebaberi Industries, 607 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,109 the Ethiopian company we just said we're proud to work with, 608 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,862 has been accused of using child labor? 609 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,655 - What? - Yep, it's all over Twitter. 610 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,991 #Payne, #HumanTrafficking. 611 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,868 - I mean, was I aware of it, 612 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,661 like, knew it for a fact to be true? 613 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,830 - [whispering] You knew that we were supporting child labor? 614 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:24,956 - We weren't supporting it. 615 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,541 At worst, we were somewhat failing 616 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,792 to investigate it too intensely. 617 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,877 - And you didn't think that maybe, 618 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,253 this was worth mentioning to me sooner? 619 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,047 - You said you wanted me to stop giving you details. 620 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,215 - Maybe we should talk about this back at the office. 621 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,177 - Yeah, find that principal. Let's wrap this up. 622 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,261 Kids, Ted? 623 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,888 Anything else I need to know about? 624 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,474 - Do you actually want to know? - No, obviously I don't, Ted. 625 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,726 Well, what an event we have had today. 626 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,519 [applause] 627 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,397 You know, I have always said that Payne doesn't make cars. 628 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,401 We make promises to future generations. 629 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,987 We do that by sharing our words of wisdom 630 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,864 with the leaders of tomorrow. 631 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,658 We do that by leading by example. 632 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,371 And after today, I am so optimistic about the future. 633 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,707 You all are so smart and talented. 634 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,209 I wish that I could hire you all 635 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,752 to come work for me right now. 636 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,629 [laughs] I mean, not "now" now. 637 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,047 Not now. Later on. Later on. 638 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,424 I meant come work for me one day 639 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,552 way past the age of consent so where it's not child labor, 640 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:23,056 because I don't believe in that personally or as a company. 641 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,434 So that's certainly not our beliefs. 642 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,896 So just be kids and always remember, 643 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,440 design it, dream it-- 644 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,275 dream it, design it. 645 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,861 All right, thank you, Russell Elementary. 646 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,655 [applause] 647 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,031 [bleep]. 648 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,951 [light music] 649 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,577 - Mrs. Simms? 650 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,162 - Oh, Jack. 651 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,164 Figured you'd have to get back to the office. 652 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,792 - Yeah, I'm about to. I just wanted to give you this. 653 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,879 - $5,000? I couldn't. I don't-- 654 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,256 - It's payback for all the school supplies 655 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,091 you bought kids over the years. 656 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,676 - You know the school paid me back for those 657 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,302 out of petty cash, right? 658 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,513 - Oh. 659 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,640 That's good. I'm glad. 660 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,435 - Do you still want me to-- 661 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,812 - Yeah, yeah, keep it. 662 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,648 You have done a ton of nice stuff. 663 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,775 - Well, thank you. 664 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,610 - You should keep it. 665 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,487 - Thank you. 666 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,451 You should keep it. 667 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,119 - Mm-hmm.