1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,047 Best of all, the Pika's low price 2 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,926 will draw a new market of first-time buyers 3 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:11,428 to your dealerships, 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,180 young people that you can turn into lifelong customers. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,141 And we will help with the biggest 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,768 marketing campaign in our company's history. 7 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,104 Hopefully big applause. And, uh, thank you. 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,690 - [chuckles] - [sucks teeth] 9 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,859 Yeah, well, I mean, I--I thought that was, uh-- 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,360 that was really... 11 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,528 Yeah, it was actually great. 12 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,863 Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,031 It's actually--actually great. 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,657 - Why "actually"? - A-plus-- 15 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,325 as long as you don't deliver it in that voice, 16 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,827 which you obviously won't. 17 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,203 So, uh, any last thoughts? 18 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,329 Uh, dealers arrive tomorrow. 19 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,539 I think we really want to wow them. 20 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,207 One question. Regarding those high-end, 21 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,834 bespoke graphic renderings-- 22 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,502 - Cyrus helped with the slides. - Thank you. 23 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,046 Well, uh, really nice job, Sadie. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,380 Whew. Huge relief. 25 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,965 - Yeah. - I've done nights, weekends-- 26 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,216 not a lot of showers this month. 27 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,509 Yeah, we could tell. I was about to do 28 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,595 a drive-by Febrezin' up in here. 29 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,638 So we're cool to lock down those slides? 30 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,599 Absolutely. Good to go. 31 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:58,933 Great. 32 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,644 Y-you know, actually, maybe that curvy road 33 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,605 towards the end should bend to the right. 34 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,565 You know, that hard left turn, it really kind of threw me. 35 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,733 - Yeah, easy. - Yeah. 36 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,234 - Right turn. - [chuckles] Yeah. 37 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,778 I'm sorry. And just one teeny, teeny, 38 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,322 teeny little thing-- uh, the font... 39 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,074 I was actually gonna say, the font's a bit... 40 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,575 Yeah. [both groan] 41 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,036 - Yeah. - I will look at the font. 42 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,162 - Yeah. - Great. 43 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,455 Something else. 44 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,290 What--what was off? What was it? 45 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,585 Um, uh, there-- there might be one slide... 46 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,128 - Yeah. - We didn't need. 47 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,546 It dragged. It dragged in the middle. 48 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,923 - Yeah. - It really did. 49 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,341 - It got very draggy. - I'm glad you said it. 50 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,884 What else don't we love? Let--you know what, Sadie? 51 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,135 Why don't you just bring the slides back up. 52 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,637 - We can get into it. - Okay. 53 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,097 - Heh. - Great. 54 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,598 Slide number one. 55 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,975 Ooh, yeah, this one was a stinker. 56 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,603 * Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 57 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,855 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 58 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,817 [chorus vocalizing] 59 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,110 {\an8}So the curtains open, 60 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,278 {\an8}Katherine drives the Pika out, pops the trunk, 61 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,114 {\an8}and a hundred furry little pikas hop out. 62 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,240 {\an8}The animal handler just texted. 63 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,616 {\an8}- She'll be here in a minute. - Uh-oh. 64 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,826 {\an8}Weirdo incoming. 65 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,161 {\an8}[chuckling] 66 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,538 {\an8}Oh, my God, she's behind me, isn't she? 67 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,747 {\an8}No. We're just not laughing. 68 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,207 {\an8}- Oh. - It's gonna be super cute. 69 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,251 {\an8}The dealers are gonna love it. Huge moment. 70 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,086 {\an8}Uh, then I'm gonna do the slideshow. 71 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,337 {\an8}Remember not to use that voice. 72 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,755 {\an8}And the dealers will place big fat orders, 73 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,716 {\an8}the stock price will go up, and we all keep our jobs. 74 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,175 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. - Yay. 75 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,802 {\an8}- [laughter and chatter] - God. 76 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,138 {\an8}I hate that we have to do this dog and pony show. 77 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,597 {\an8}I mean, we're the massive company, 78 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,349 {\an8}but the dealers decide how many cars to sell? 79 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,392 {\an8}- They do. - Who came up 80 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,810 {\an8}with that ridiculous system? 81 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,145 {\an8}- They did. - Smart. 82 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,688 {\an8}I mean, if I was to start from scratch, 83 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,606 {\an8}I would give us all the power, and then when they don't 84 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:29,983 {\an8}do what we want, get rid of 'em. 85 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,152 {\an8}[laughs awkwardly] Like an authoritarian regime. 86 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,319 {\an8}Exactly. Exactly. 87 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,155 {\an8}Yeah, I--I love that. I love it. 88 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,282 {\an8}[midtempo music] 89 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,659 {\an8}Eyes on the maestro. School is in session. 90 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,536 {\an8}All right, look, there are three types of dealers: 91 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,163 {\an8}[bleep]-kicking rednecks, 92 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,165 {\an8}blue state fruitcakes, and power MILFs. 93 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,667 {\an8}I don't think you can say any of the words you just said. 94 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,669 {\an8}Okay, don't get all PC in front of the rednecks. 95 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,379 {\an8}They hate that. Know your audience. 96 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,464 {\an8}It takes skill. 97 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,548 {\an8}Okay, you want a dealer to order 98 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,342 {\an8}20,000 Pikas instead of ten, 99 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,052 {\an8}you gotta booze and schmooze. 100 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,219 {\an8}Work both angles. 101 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,220 {\an8}All right, so we basically 102 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,221 {\an8}just talk up the Pika. 103 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,431 {\an8}[chuckles] So cute. 104 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,849 {\an8}No. Do not bring it up. 105 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,268 {\an8}Dealers need a little foreplay before the action, 106 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,936 {\an8}like women used to before the apps. 107 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,689 {\an8}Gotcha. So chat 'em up, keep it casual. 108 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,691 {\an8}Yeah, but you gotta show respect. 109 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,859 {\an8}To the quote, unquote "power MILFs"? 110 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,028 {\an8}Especially them. Don't mess that up. 111 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,196 {\an8}Just trust me, okay? 112 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,405 {\an8}I know this world. 113 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,948 {\an8}Do you trust me? 114 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,283 {\an8}[chuckles] Okay, who am I? 115 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,328 {\an8}Princess Jasmine, do you trust me? 116 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,371 {\an8}- Aladdin. - Aladdin. 117 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,830 {\an8}- Sure. - [chuckles] 118 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:29,209 {\an8}So... do you trust me? 119 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,585 {\an8}I d-- 120 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,048 - Sure. - Yeah. 121 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,299 Hey, look sharp. 122 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,926 Power MILF, 12:00. 123 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,552 - Abigail... - Oh. 124 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,429 - Never fail to impress me. - Hello, Wesley. 125 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,722 [chuckles] How's it going, guys? 126 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,767 Oh, my God. These pikas are so cute. 127 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,727 Ooh, this one is suave has hell. 128 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,229 He got real sex appeal, Katherine. 129 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,814 Actually, they're not pikas. 130 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,565 - Closest we could do is rabbits. - Oh. 131 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,484 Pikas are endangered due to environmental encroachment. 132 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,152 Wait, these aren't actual pikas? 133 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,445 The car is called the Pika. 134 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,613 No one will be mad when they see 135 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,407 this little, widdle, hoppity face. 136 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,075 Are you sure? What's the rule? 137 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,618 I mean, can rabbits play pikas? 138 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,578 Is there gonna be a whole Twitter thread 139 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,747 about how we're taking away jobs from actual pikas? 140 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,417 Again, most pikas are dead because of us. 141 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,918 Okay, well, good. I mean, I just don't, 142 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,753 you know, want any trouble, so--hm? 143 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,839 Ooh. This one wanna tell you a secret, Katherine. 144 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:16,923 He doesn't want to tell me anything. 145 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,550 His brain's the size of a lima bean. 146 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,719 So you're saying head-to-head, in their primes, 147 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,595 you think that LeBron beats Jordan? 148 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,180 LeBron is bigger than Jordan. 149 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,557 He is stronger than Jordan. 150 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,517 He is a better passer and rebounder than Jordan. 151 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,601 Hey, he's not Jordan. 152 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,728 - Billy boy. - Hey. 153 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,104 Ow, ow! 154 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,647 [laughs] Jokin'. 155 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:33,857 Uh, this guy bothering you, Bill? 156 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,358 'Cause if he is, you say the word, 157 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,651 - and he's out of here. - He's okay. 158 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,319 He's just got some loony ideas about basketball. 159 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,612 But nothin' a little schooling can't fix. 160 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,114 - Okay, okay. - Jack, Bill Riker owns 161 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,366 60 Payne lots across Texas and the South. 162 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,367 - 63. - Oh. 163 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,452 Now, this is a man 164 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,745 who can teach you a thing or two. 165 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,163 - Mm-hmm. - Plus you should've seen 166 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,415 the absolute smoke bomb he was here with last year. 167 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,666 - Mm. - Hey, did you bring her back? 168 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,086 Or was that more of a pump and dump situation? 169 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,629 You mean my granddaughter? 170 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,672 - Mm. - Yeah. 171 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,715 Yeah, no, she's back in school. 172 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,383 Course she is. She seemed smart. 173 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,344 I respect her. [chuckles] 174 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:04,596 Uh, anyway, you guys were-- you guys were 175 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,972 talking about basketball. 176 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,932 - Basketball. - [exhales] Beautiful game. 177 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,267 Nothin' but net. 178 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,894 [chuckles] 179 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,020 Whoosh. 180 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,356 Do you wanna hold one? 181 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,482 Just be sure to cradle their necks when you-- 182 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,691 Oh. No, that's not necessary. 183 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,526 - No. - They don't bite. 184 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,487 Worst-case, you get a few poop pellets in your hand. 185 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,489 Making it worse. Okay, uh, no. 186 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,698 I'm not even gonna be touching these things. 187 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,368 They can just go way back in the trunk. 188 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,703 - Yeah, that's not gonna work. - What? 189 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,372 Rabbits need space and airflow. 190 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,998 You can't just toss 'em in a trunk. 191 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,208 Sorry, I misspoke. 192 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,250 Uh, it's not a trunk. 193 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,461 It's obviously a hatchback. 194 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,004 Looks smaller than a trunk. 195 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,673 It's a $10,000 car. You get what you pay for. 196 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,132 Okay? Can you work with me here? 197 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,676 They really need to be spread out in the car with you. 198 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,678 Ooh, that'll be even cuter. 199 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,970 Yeah, I'm--I'm sure-- I'm sure it will. 200 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,682 I just, uh-- I just have a little thing 201 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,768 with, um... rodents. 202 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,563 So, you know, just basically hate--hate all of them. 203 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,440 All of 'em? What about Mickey Mouse? 204 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,775 What adult likes Mickey Mouse, Dori, 205 00:05:58,775 --> 00:05:59,984 other than [bleep] freaks? 206 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,778 If this doesn't work, I'll pack 'em up. 207 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,947 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's--it's, uh, 208 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,282 you know, it's the big entrance, 209 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,575 so that's, uh... 210 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,121 [sighs] Just put the [bleep]damn rats 211 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,497 in the car. 212 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,332 Okay. Okay, that's a good point. 213 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,127 Best point guard of all time, Steph Curry or Magic Johnson? 214 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,546 Please, Magic could flatten Curry like a pancake. 215 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,755 - The kid's too small. - Mm. 216 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:21,756 I think if you had to say it to his face 217 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,008 you wouldn't think he was so small. 218 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,384 Yeah, but he--he still can't pass like Magic, 219 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,802 who is the best of all time. 220 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,221 Yeah, and amazing that that guy's still alive, right? 221 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,723 I mean, he beat it. 222 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,933 He's, like, a superhero. 223 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,685 Uh-huh. 224 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,854 You know, I should, uh-- I should take a quick lap 225 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,105 and check in with everyone. 226 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,024 Let's put a pin in this, and I'll circle back. 227 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,567 Hey, you know, we gotta play, okay? 228 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,985 I mean, I could teach you a few things, right? 229 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,236 I mean, I don't drive it, but I can still 230 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,487 drain it from the outside. 231 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,655 Well, I tell you what, when the Pika's out, 232 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,781 I'll take the first one off the line, 233 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,366 deliver it myself, and you got a game. 234 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,161 Yeah, well...[chuckles] 235 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,412 - Huh? - Look, Jack, 236 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,122 between you and me, um, 237 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,373 I'm here to be polite, okay? 238 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,583 When HQ calls, I show up. 239 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,835 But I'm not selling the Pika. 240 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,545 N-not selling it, like, at all? 241 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,880 No, you can sell that tin can 242 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,048 to city folk who want to take it 243 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,841 from the coffee shop to the CBD store, 244 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,593 but my dealerships are in truck country, man. 245 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,094 Big spaces, big cars. 246 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,597 It'll be tough not having 'em at your dealerships. 247 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,765 Not just mine. There's a lot of dealers 248 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,141 that don't want that thing. 249 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,392 Oh, a lot of dealers don't want it? 250 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,102 That's, uh... 251 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,275 A lot? So there are multiple dealers 252 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,152 planning to boycott our car? 253 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,111 Yeah, that's what the guy said. 254 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,446 - He mentions Texas... - Texas. 255 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,572 - Arkansas, Missouri. - Arkansas, Missouri. 256 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,615 Can they do that? 257 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,574 Refuse to sell a Payne car 258 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,784 at a Payne dealership? 259 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,993 Well, I mean, they can. 260 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:32,952 But they have to absolutely hate the car 261 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,537 or have zero respect for you. 262 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,748 So, you know, hating the car's where my head's at. 263 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:37,957 We gotta stop this. 264 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,250 I mean, do I get where they're coming from? 265 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,002 Sure. Would I drive the Pika? 266 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,545 Hell no. Is it ugly? 267 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,255 - Cyrus. - Listen, we are not talking 268 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,548 about a few random lots. 269 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,883 These are megadealers-- 270 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,635 hundreds of locations. 271 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,345 This is a huge part of our sales. 272 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,846 Right, well, thank God Jack pulled this 273 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:52,972 out of the dealers, okay? 274 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,057 So now we can do something about it. 275 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,225 - Nice work, Jack. - Yeah. 276 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,309 Well, you know, I was just trying-- 277 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,644 I wouldn't say Jack pulled it out. 278 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,104 It's more like it fell out, 279 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,480 and Jack just happened to be standing there. 280 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,024 And this was all after I had boozed and schmoozed. 281 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,235 Well, the show must go on, right, so let's push ahead. 282 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,361 - Yeah. - And that means there's only 283 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,362 one thing left for us to do. 284 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,363 Sadie, this is on you. 285 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,989 The--what is exactly? 286 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,282 We need to show these country dealers 287 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,909 that the Pika is as much for their customers 288 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,411 as anyone else's, okay? 289 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,663 So go up there and tweak that slideshow. 290 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,707 Which part exactly? 291 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,333 Roughly all of it? I mean, make it 292 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,835 less about hip city kids 293 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,253 and more about, I don't know, 294 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,879 the kind of place you're from, heartland kind of thing. 295 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,007 I'm from Indiana, and Riker's based in Texas. 296 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,133 Yeah, but come on, you know what she means. 297 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,343 You know, uh, uh, farms and eagles 298 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,970 and Mountain Dew. 299 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,221 Exactly. Be subtle--but, you know, 300 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,681 not that subtle, okay? Go! 301 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,932 - [moans] - All right, Jack, Wesley, 302 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,058 you guys keep the dealers warm. 303 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,601 - Gotcha. - Come on. 304 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,728 - Slow down. - I'll just be here 305 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:42,856 in my own... personal hell. 306 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,525 Don't think I won't take you up on that offer. 307 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,736 I'll see you in Jackson Hole, but I've been known to snore, 308 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,862 so I hope that guest room is soundproof. 309 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,321 [both laugh] 310 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,364 I'll see you later. 311 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,991 Yo, funny man. 312 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,534 What's up, funny man? 313 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,785 Why do you keep calling me that? 314 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,162 'Cause you're frickin' Robin Williams out here, 315 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,830 firing off zingers like you're auditioning 316 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,123 for a spot at the Yuk Hut. 317 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,791 - [chuckles] - What's the Yuk Hut? 318 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,209 I'll tell you what's not the Yuk Hut, 319 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,462 this very important launch party for our dealers. 320 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,714 So maybe tone down the court jester vibe, okay? 321 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,883 - Seriously? - Aah! 322 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 I'm messing with you, dude. It's all good. 323 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,512 You're doing great. [both laugh] 324 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,430 But do tone it down. 325 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,892 [laughs] 326 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,186 Dude, I'm messing with you. It's all good. 327 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,771 - You're doing great. - You had me going there. 328 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,898 - You had me going. - Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,441 Or are you? 330 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,819 Oh. [chuckles] 331 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,280 ♪ ♪ 332 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,240 We have to do a quick pass at the slideshow, 333 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,618 just, like, a-- a red state pass. 334 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,995 - What does that mean? - I-it means for--for-- 335 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,081 outdoorsy stuff like hunting, fishing. 336 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,957 Hey, that slide with the bike rack, 337 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,668 that easily becomes a gun rack. 338 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,835 Yes. Make it happen, Greg. 339 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,837 - What else? - Uh, the car's too clean. 340 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:48,797 - Yep. - It's probably been out 341 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,006 in the backwoods, right? 342 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,633 Uh, it's pretty dirty there, I imagine. 343 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,093 Yeah, there's definitely dirt in the woods. 344 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,427 - I've seen pictures. - Great, so we need 345 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970 some dry mud up the side. Greg, you gettin' this? 346 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,014 I was just-- how high do you want the mud? 347 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,266 - I'm thinking pretty high. - The mud should be high. 348 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,102 But also, these people are all wrong. 349 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,771 We need a guy with a long, unkempt beard 350 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,272 with a--a camo bandana. 351 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,108 Someone where you're like, okay, 352 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,610 this guy knows multiple bird calls. 353 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,987 Right, yeah. Let's pop a few Karens in there as well. 354 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,240 Yes. Greg, where are my Karens at? 355 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,034 - I--is this good for the guns? - Oh. 356 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,411 They're not arming the Saudis, Greg. 357 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,455 These boy are just trying to snag a buck for winter. 358 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,416 Don't look at me. Look at your screen. 359 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,128 - [rabbits squeaking] - Bunny party. 360 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,672 - Here you go, guys. - [chuckling uncomfortably] 361 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,465 You stay right there. Okay. 362 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,633 [chuckles] 363 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,135 - All right, you good, Katherine? - Yeah. 364 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,678 - Okay. - Yeah, I'm fine. 365 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,846 Can you give me a hand over here? 366 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,097 Yeah. Now, that's all the bunnies? 367 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,932 - You don't have any extra? - I'm all right. 368 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,892 [rabbits squeaking] 369 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,060 Nope. 370 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,480 Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. 371 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,356 Can't do this. Dori. 372 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,691 Dori! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 373 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,234 you're gonna need to get me something for this. 374 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,235 You're gonna need to get me something for this. 375 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,528 Oh, oh, what, like a poncho? 376 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,904 Uh, what? No. 377 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,157 No, like, a Valium or a Xanax or something strong! 378 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,158 Well, how am I supposed to find that? 379 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,284 Well, what is an assistant for 380 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,618 if you can't get me drugs? 381 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,537 Go! 382 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,998 Oh, [bleep]! 383 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,043 So now I am holding onto half a windshield 384 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,170 and keeping Keith's half off the ground with my foot. 385 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,172 And I am looking around for help, 386 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,424 but the only person I see is a delivery guy 387 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,800 who doesn't speak a word of English. 388 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,177 And all I can think to say is-- 389 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,679 Okay. Uh, long story much? 390 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,306 "The NeverEnding Story" called. 391 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,891 They want how long their story is back. 392 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,850 - [chuckles] - I was just getting 393 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,976 - to the good part. - Ah, yeah. 394 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,186 Well, wake me up when you get there. 395 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,687 Or better yet, don't. 396 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,230 [chuckles] Right? 397 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,734 Okay. Who here has seen 398 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,361 the last season of "Judge Judy"? 399 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,198 All right. Listen up, people, okay? 400 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,784 I need drugs, and I need them now, okay? 401 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:41,785 And don't look at me crazy. 402 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,370 I know y'all all are on something. 403 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,164 A very important, anonymous individual needs our help. 404 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,290 Is it Katherine? 405 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,625 Why--why would you think that? 406 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,918 Because you work for her. 407 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,711 Um, it-it's the blonde one, Sadie. 408 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,879 Uppers or downers? 409 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,339 Chloe, does it look like 410 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,924 we're at one of your cyberpunk techno... 411 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,550 [grunts rhythmically] 412 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,386 This a place of business. 413 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,596 - Downers. - I got a bottle of gin. 414 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,723 - Ooh. - But it's only a quarter full. 415 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,058 That's dark as hell. 416 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,142 Let's keep it prescription. 417 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,435 It's less sad that way. 418 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,937 Da--Dale. Ha ha! 419 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,355 I seen you pop pills in the kitchen. 420 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,232 - Come on, cough it up. - It's ziprasidone. 421 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,608 Oh, that's sounds good. 422 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,151 It's an antipsychotic. 423 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,903 Okay, y-you gonna sit this one out. 424 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,613 - I've got Xanax. - Boom! 425 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,739 Allison, my girl! 426 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,824 [chuckling] Okay. 427 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,908 This is why she's chill, people. 428 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,410 Also Ativan if you need, 429 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,205 and Klonopin, Percocet, Ambien, Valium-- 430 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,915 Um, I'll take, uh, uh, two of those. 431 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,250 Well--well, actually, four. 432 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,044 I have, uh, dinner with my mom this weekend. 433 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,796 Now add sunglasses, 434 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,256 but on the back of his head. 435 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,966 Oh, yeah, and put one of those little ropes on it 436 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,092 like a sunglass leash. 437 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,218 See, I think it's either-or 438 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,553 - with the back of the head. - Mm. 439 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,054 Greg, do you know anything about these people? 440 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,264 "These people"? Come on. 441 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,515 Ooh, right, that's perfect. 442 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,683 He looks like he was at the Capitol riot, 443 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,143 - but not in the Capitol. - Mm-hmm. 444 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,228 He didn't know what they were planning. 445 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,230 Guys, this is--I mean, I-I think we're going too far. 446 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,898 - I feel like it tracks. - It looks pretty right to me. 447 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,025 I'm from Indiana. 448 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,443 I mean, none of this is-- 449 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,445 I mean, we do love a state fair. 450 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,280 But most of this is just wrong. 451 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,283 I mean, "these people" aren't just gun-toting, 452 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,076 roadkill-eating bumpkins. 453 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,286 Then what are they? 454 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,746 They're a bunch of nice folks 455 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,997 who look out for each other. 456 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,707 It was actually an amazing place to grow up. 457 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,084 Oh, yes, I'm sure you waved a tearful farewell 458 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,045 as you sped out of town on the express train 459 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,212 - never to return. - [chuckles] 460 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,131 What if this was about where you're from? 461 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,716 What if we were making an ad that implied 462 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,469 that all British people are just pasty dandies 463 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,137 that only have sex with the lights off? 464 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,430 Well, I'd say you pretty much nailed 465 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,681 the entire middle part of England. 466 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,099 I mean, it's not like that where I'm from, 467 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,392 but, you know, definitely in some parts. 468 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,810 Look, even if this was accurate, 469 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,270 we're leaning so heavily on it 470 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,980 that we're gonna alienate the rest of the country. 471 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,148 Oh, don't be dramatic. 472 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,692 Greg, you're a kind of average Joe. 473 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,487 Do these slides make you feel alienated? 474 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,238 - Yep. - Well, what the [bleep], Greg? 475 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,656 You're tellin' us now? 476 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,659 If you see somethin', say somethin', Greg. 477 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,161 ♪ ♪ 478 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,829 Katherine, we're way behind schedule. 479 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,623 Have the drugs kicked in yet? 480 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,540 I honestly don't know. 481 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,792 Hm. [notification chimes] 482 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,210 Oh, Sadie. 483 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,795 Oh. "Slideshow's a disaster. 484 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,672 Total [bleep] show. Delay presentation." 485 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,674 That's a lot of exclamation points. 486 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,094 Sounds great, comma. 487 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,720 See you soon, exclamation point. 488 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,638 [chuckles] 489 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,140 Oh, yeah. They kicked in. 490 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,308 Yeah. I wanna be in the mouse pit. 491 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,393 - Okay. - [cackles] 492 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,521 Hello. 493 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,154 - You sure you all right? - I'm fine. 494 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,699 - Okay. - Yeah. 495 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,951 You guys aren't so bad. 496 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452 You know, a lot of us are misunderstood. 497 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,745 [chuckles] 498 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,956 Dori, this one has eyebrows. 499 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,709 Madam, you look stunning this evening. 500 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,751 [giggles] 501 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,462 Dori, this one's really expressive. 502 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,797 Okay, we'll be fine. We just have to keep 503 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,632 adding blues state stuff to the deck 504 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,509 until the Gregs of the world are satisfied. 505 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,469 Here. Um, okay, swap out his camo 506 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,971 for, like, a tie-dye tank top. 507 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,597 He'll look like the cover of a pint of Ben & Jerry's. 508 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,057 Sure, and maybe he's eating a plate of food, 509 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,767 but the main ingredient's been replaced by cauliflower. 510 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,978 Yeah, And he has fancy soap, like Meyer Lemon soap. 511 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,354 Put--put a Meyer lemon tree behind him. 512 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,647 - Mm. - Right, right, and a gardener 513 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,482 is trying to use pesticides on the tree. 514 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,401 And this guy is just going nuts on him. 515 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,652 Maybe it's a cauliflower rice bowl. 516 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,112 Yeah, and the lemon guy's, like, rounded up 517 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,739 a bunch of his friends who are all, like, 518 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,240 man bun, yogi types, and they're trying 519 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,658 - to cancel the gardener. - Mm-hmm. 520 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,827 Until they find out that he's an undocumented migrant. 521 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,953 And then they give him an award, 522 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,538 and then they make him town mayor. 523 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,415 - Cauliflower chicken wings. - Just get off the cauliflower. 524 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,499 I can't. I'm stuck in a loop. 525 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,876 What is the holdup, Greg? 526 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,502 I--I ju-- 527 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,046 - [sighs] - How do I show all that stuff? 528 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,006 If I have to give you all the answers, 529 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,466 what is the point of you? 530 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,510 And then there's this whole community property clause, 531 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,387 which is so unfair. 532 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,181 Yeah, sure, we bought it together. 533 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,141 But with whose money, right? I mean, let's be real. 534 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,559 At the end of all of this, 535 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,186 can we just be real? 536 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,064 It's my money. 537 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,525 Daphne, are you listening? 538 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,778 Okay, so, um, Mr. Guns and Trucks 539 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,863 is now married to the college-educated librarian 540 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,365 who spends her free time on Tumblr 541 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,533 complaining there's never been a female Super Mario. 542 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,077 And the only thing they can agree on 543 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:55,413 is that the Payne Pika is... a car? 544 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,790 - Mm. - A good car? 545 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,166 Is "good" asking too much? 546 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,876 Why is he burning "Harry Potter" again? 547 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,294 Is that a red state thing or a blue state thing? 548 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,712 Red. It's the witchcraft. 549 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,963 - Right, yeah. - Or blue. 550 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,215 Could be blue, you know, 'cause, uh-- 551 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,467 'cause JK Rowling is a TERF or something. 552 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,843 I don't know. I think they both hate it. 553 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:09,969 And that's probably a good thing, right? 554 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,096 - That they both hate it? - I'm not sure 555 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,722 I remember the assignment at this point. 556 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,140 Does it feel real? 557 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,600 I mean, is--is this America? 558 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,811 It's like we typed "Portland" plus "Arkansas" 559 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,146 into one of those AI image generators. 560 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,731 There's gotta be something that everyone loves. 561 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,608 Like, one thing that all of America 562 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,735 can get on board with. 563 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:26,736 - The flag? - What? 564 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,738 - Oh, God no. No. - The flag? 565 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,739 - Are you kidding me? - Okay, okay, what about 566 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,741 a smile? Everybody loves a smile. 567 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,451 Yeah, right, yeah. As long as it's not, like, 568 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,744 a--a creepy one, like on a-- 569 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,287 like, a masturbating clown or something. 570 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,582 Great. So just a normal, simple, non-masturbating smile. 571 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,917 Like this? 572 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,127 all: Yeah. 573 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,169 - Mm-hmm. - That's nice. 574 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,754 - Mm-hmm. - That's good. 575 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,256 - Anything else? - Um... 576 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,467 Okay, great. So, uh, Greg, just the smile. 577 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,136 - Cars aren't even cars now. - Mm-hmm. 578 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,429 They're computers. What do you think about 579 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,930 all this AI self-driving stuff? 580 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,974 Well, I hate when anyone backseat drives. 581 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,976 Last thing I need is the car weighing in too. 582 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,060 [both laugh] 583 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,478 [laughs belatedly] 584 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,647 Uh, come on, old man. It's like, uh, 585 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,899 "I'm afraid of all the new-fangled gadgets." 586 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,776 I'm--I'm not afraid of 'em. 587 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,653 Oh, really? Uh, 'cause you sound like, 588 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,781 "Oh, no, the robots are coming. Get my cane." 589 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,950 - [laughing] - [chuckles uncomfortably] 590 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,035 Hey, I like tech. 591 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,578 You're the one that can't use QR codes. 592 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,163 He points to the wrong side of his phone. 593 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,748 No, I don't-- no, that's--that was one-- 594 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,583 no, he's all like, uh, 595 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,044 "Oh, McDonald's wants me to order my coffee 596 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,712 - from a machine now." - It's like he's trying 597 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,297 to show the QR code a picture of his family. 598 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,798 - It's so dumb. - Uh, "The grocery checkout's 599 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,966 - a computer." - It is so dumb. 600 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,051 "What do I do?" 601 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,344 Hey, Katherine. 602 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,386 You good with the rabbits? 603 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,013 Dori, I am the rabbits. 604 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,348 Oh, well, then be the rabbits. 605 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,766 Katherine, sorry. I'm sorry that took so long. 606 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,892 There you all are. 607 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,643 Oh, it's so good to see you. 608 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,062 What'd you do to her? 609 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,313 Wasn't me. It was Allison. 610 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,314 She a walking pharmacy. 611 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,732 Hello. 612 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,193 Hi. 613 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,361 So how's the presentation? 614 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,737 Um, so we kind of--we-- 615 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,946 we ditched the slides, 616 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,365 and now it's just a big smiley face 617 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,533 covered in a meaningless pile of buzzwords. 618 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,327 That's nice. And you changed the font? 619 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,828 - [bleep]! - Oh, relax. 620 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,288 What are you so stressed about? 621 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,540 Where do you even get that? Not from me. 622 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,918 - Um, s-sometimes, maybe. - [scoffs] 623 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,296 Guys, we spend so much time worrying about things. 624 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,841 I mean, what do we have to actually worry about? 625 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,093 - Our jobs. - Uh, Greg going nuts 626 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,469 - and taking us all out? - Middle East. 627 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,013 Yeah, none of that really moves the needle for me. 628 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,057 All right. Let's get this show on the road. 629 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,148 Who is ready to party Payne-style? 630 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,526 [scattered applause] 631 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,695 Oof. Not a big reaction. 632 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,238 Come on, everybody, I know it's hard 633 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,989 for rich people to get excited about anything except money, 634 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,867 but who is ready to party Payne-style? 635 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,868 [light applause and laughter] 636 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,370 Class warfare. Very cool. 637 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,414 He'd let the teenagers of America murder you 638 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,957 for the crime of being successful. 639 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,126 Anyway, uh, let's put your hands together for-- 640 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,210 No, no. I was gonna do that part. 641 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,628 Let's put your hands together for-- 642 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,171 - Let it go. - No, I'm introing for-- 643 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,214 Let it go. 644 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,757 Put your hands together for... 645 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,802 both: Katherine Hastings. 646 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,722 [applause] 647 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,682 [upbeat music playing] 648 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,684 Hi. 649 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,436 Ooh, uh-- [rabbits squeaking] 650 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,731 Hey, guys? 651 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,065 Uh, you're blocking the brake there. 652 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,442 Mama's gotta brake. 653 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,069 - Stop. - Whoa. 654 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,112 [indistinct chatter] 655 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,905 Katherine, Katherine, stop. 656 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,907 They're--they're under the brake! 657 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,492 Shift the car into neutral. 658 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,077 They're on the gear shifter! 659 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,495 - Just swat 'em off! - Do not swat them. 660 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,580 You cannot swat them! 661 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,622 This is all part 662 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,458 of the immersive experience. 663 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,792 There are bunnies in here! 664 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,835 Why? 665 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,754 I--I--I don't remember. 666 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,088 Uh, cut it, turn it. 667 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,131 - Oh, God. - Turn it. Turn the wheel. 668 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,507 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 669 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,592 [gasps and chatter] 670 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,093 Ah, whoopsie. 671 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,764 And now for a quick slideshow. 672 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,849 Uh, we're-- we're gonna skip it. 673 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,225 It's fine. 674 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,687 ♪ ♪ 675 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,813 Well...[sighs] 676 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,939 Gotta say, I don't think we changed 677 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,316 hearts and minds out there. 678 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,151 Well, at least the bunnies are okay. 679 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,944 I as so worried about those little cuties. 680 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,947 But, uh, who cares. [blows raspberry] 681 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,699 This is what matters. 682 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,493 I did a quick gut check to see 683 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,661 which dealers were gonna stock the Pika... 684 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,622 - Uh-huh, yeah? - Mm-mm. 685 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,165 [sighs] Okay. 686 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,377 Okay, guys, I know it's been a long day. 687 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,670 But the launch that will determine 688 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,962 the future of our company, 689 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,381 and whether or not we keep our jobs, 690 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,382 is in shambles. 691 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,341 So what are we gonna do? 692 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,678 Guess I'll be the bigger man here, Jack. 693 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,472 Guys, Jack crushed it with the dealers today. 694 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,598 I mean, he is a natural. 695 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:24,724 Like, he could be the head 696 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,226 of dealer relations one day. 697 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,603 Thanks, man. 698 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,313 Right. 699 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,065 Well, I can't even imagine a less helpful contribution 700 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,150 for this moment, so thank you. 701 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,277 - Anyone else? - Ooh, I have this cousin-- 702 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,654 well, he's technically not my real cousin. 703 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,988 We just grew up together, 704 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,281 and then we just call each other cousins. 705 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,908 And then I realized, he's really not my cousin. 706 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,827 It's my mama's cousin's son's-- 707 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,994 Would somebody reboot her? 708 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,329 Anyways, he geeks out 709 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,997 about these cool online pre-orders 710 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,207 like the Cybertruck. 711 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,459 So why don't we do that but for this? 712 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,211 Yeah, well, eh... 713 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,548 Wait, why don't we do that? 714 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,341 Because the dealers would hate us. 715 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,885 {\an8}Yeah, but they already do hate us, so... 716 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,262 {\an8}that's actually a really good idea. 717 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,431 {\an8}- Why "actually"? - Right? 718 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,017 {\an8}- I love it. - I--I do too. 719 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,560 {\an8}Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're being sarcastic, 720 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,644 {\an8}in which case so am I. 721 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,603 {\an8}I like it. I think it's 722 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,564 {\an8}a really cool idea. 723 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,067 {\an8}The Payne Pika, a car for young people, 724 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,862 {\an8}sold exclusively in the place they like to shop, 725 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,613 {\an8}the World Wide Web. 726 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,865 {\an8}[all grimace] 727 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,783 {\an8}Uh, we can work on the last part, but yeah. 728 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,326 {\an8}You know what, Sadie? Don't note everything to death. 729 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,244 {\an8}Sorry. 730 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,121 {\an8}What do you think, Tammy? 731 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,414 {\an8}Oh, I stopped listening.