1 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:04,787 . 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:07,703 - "Los Angeles County has almost 10 million people, 3 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:10,358 "and everyone is in the pursuit of a happier life, 4 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:11,881 "whatever that might be. 5 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:13,970 "For me, it meant getting clarity on my love life 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,626 "and trying to figure out exactly what I wAAAaaaaant. 7 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,932 "Dang it, the letter A on my keyboard 8 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,935 keeps getting jaaAAAaamed." 9 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,589 [sighs] 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,809 "So in order to find that clarity, 11 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:29,899 "my therapist suggested that I start journaliiiing. 12 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,074 DAAaaaaaay--" 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,076 Oh, come on! 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,686 [breathes deeply] 15 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,862 "Welp." [groans] "I guess the letter I 16 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,386 "is jammed as well. 17 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,215 "Anyway, it felt like a new chapter for me 18 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:44,479 "and the whole crew, and I was loOOOkiiing 19 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,395 "foooorward to--ohhh nOOoo. 20 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:51,094 I need a new compuuterrrrr." 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,182 - ♪ Whoop, whoop 22 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,531 ♪ Cabernet and sauvignon 23 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,403 ♪ Team is here and now it's on ♪ 24 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:58,232 ♪ Carry on and Carignan, sippin' on Perignon ♪ 25 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,885 ♪ Fine wine, got notes like a cello ♪ 26 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,322 ♪ Pull up in the spot like hello ♪ 27 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:02,714 ♪ If you got me, then I got you ♪ 28 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,629 ♪ This is the vibe, this is the crew ♪ 29 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,067 ♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh 30 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:10,070 ♪ Grand crew, grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪ 31 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,245 ♪ Grand crew 32 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,073 - What's going on over there, Wyatt? 33 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,378 Why you cheesin' so hard? 34 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,119 - Oh, my niece Nadine is coming to visit. 35 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,294 Well, she's not really my niece. 36 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,253 She's my cousin, but y'all know how we do. 37 00:01:19,295 --> 00:01:21,385 - Yeah, of course. - So her mom is going through 38 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,605 a bit of a rough patch, so she's staying 39 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,346 for a couple of weeks, and it's just gonna be 40 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:28,088 the two of us until Kristen gets back in town. 41 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,220 - Oh, wow. She's really growing up. 42 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,221 - [laughs] - Last time we saw her, 43 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,831 she was, like, all small 44 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,138 and her face was all smushy and she didn't have any teeth. 45 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,749 - You mean when she was a baby? - Yeah. 46 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,229 Yeah, maybe that was what it was. 47 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,752 - It's gonna be a lot of responsibility, 48 00:01:40,795 --> 00:01:42,406 but I'm not worried because I have a lot 49 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,495 of experience being a dad to all my plants. 50 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,497 - What are you gonna do, water your niece? 51 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,759 - What I mean is, this is gonna be kind of a chance 52 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,154 for me to be fatherly in a different kind of way. 53 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,590 - Ah, yes, because being a plant dad 54 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,679 is in no way, shape, or form real fatherhood. 55 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:57,116 - My niece is visiting, and I'm excited. 56 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,770 Let's move on. Noah's dating again. 57 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,337 - What? Hold up. You just can't change 58 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,296 the subject like that. - Uh, yes he can. 59 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,036 What's up with you, Noah? You boo'd up again? 60 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,256 - I knew you'd just hop back into a relationship. 61 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,779 You disgust me. 62 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,128 - Yo, chill out, okay? 63 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,608 After everything went down with me and Simone, 64 00:02:10,651 --> 00:02:12,349 I obviously needed some time to myself, 65 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,787 but, yeah, you know, I'm finally searching again. 66 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,486 But I'm also cool just to have some adventures along the way. 67 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,575 - Okay, so you talking about a ho phase. 68 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,404 - No, I'm talking about a phase where I search for my person 69 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:26,146 without any expectations and I prioritize my growth. 70 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,060 - Mm, textbook ho language. 71 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:31,151 - Look, anyway, you know, I've been journalin' daily 72 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,630 and then doin' a lot of reflection. 73 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:35,067 And I even have a third date with someone this week, 74 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,067 and I'm just really excited-- 75 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,374 - To have sex. - No. 76 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,897 I'm excited to get to know her. 77 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:40,072 - Sexually. - No. 78 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:41,639 I mean... 79 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,989 I mean, I'm not not excited to get to know her sexually. 80 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,252 - You know what I'ma call ya? 81 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,731 Ho-ah. - [laughs] 82 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,603 - Please don't. - To Ho-ah. 83 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,866 all: To Ho-ah. [laughter] 84 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,694 - "I did not like being called "Ho-ah. 85 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,435 "I mean, what kind of nickname is Ho-ah anyway? 86 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,177 "Just swappin' out one letter. 87 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,656 "In any case, I was excited 88 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,658 "to see what these streets had in store for me. 89 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,791 "Meanwhile, my two ho-ass friends, 90 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,053 Anthony and Sherm, were chillin'. 91 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,142 - Previously on "Probably Pregnant"... 92 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,753 - I don't think I'm pregnant, but also I don't use condoms 93 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,234 and I've been getting real sick in the morning time, 94 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,193 so who knows? 95 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,239 [grunts] 96 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,936 - Yo, you think she's pregnant? 97 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:18,981 - Probably? 98 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:20,461 [knock at door] Come in. 99 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,419 - Hey, guys. - Hey, what's up? 100 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,335 - Oh, I love this show. 101 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,597 You won't believe it, 102 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,251 but she's not actually pregnant. 103 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,600 It's just a big cyst. - Oh, come on! 104 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,123 - Damn, Nicky! - What? 105 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,777 - Did you actually come over here to tell me something, 106 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,692 or did you just come over here to ruin the show? 107 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,694 - No. You know how you've been, like, 108 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,827 casually searching for a house for years 109 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,221 and you made me promise you that if I ever found one, 110 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,700 I'd let you know? - Yeah. 111 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,268 - I found you a house. - Interesting. 112 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,878 - Yeah, but you know I'm pretty particular, 113 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:49,054 and I've never come close to finding the right place. 114 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,666 - Yeah, 'cause you haven't been using a professional like me. 115 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,102 Kind of like how I was doing my taxes 116 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,668 by myself until you helped me. 117 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,323 - You weren't filing your taxes at all. 118 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:58,281 - No, I wasn't, but you helped me understand 119 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,804 how important it is to file your taxes. 120 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,285 I can't go to jail. She too cute. 121 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,809 Come on, let me help you like you helped me. 122 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:05,984 - Don't get your hopes up, Nicky. 123 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,551 It's gonna take a miracle to get Anthony 124 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,640 to move out of his conveniently located, 125 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,251 rent-controlled apartment. 126 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,600 And let's be real. 127 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:15,298 Havin' me as a roommate is the real American dream. 128 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,821 - It definitely is not. 129 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,170 Come on. Lemme just show you the place. 130 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,303 There's an open house tomorrow. 131 00:04:20,346 --> 00:04:23,567 - Okay, word. - Okay. Yes. [laughs] 132 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:24,699 - "And later that night, 133 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:25,961 "I was on a date with Jordan, 134 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,745 "a search engine optimization engineer 135 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,617 for Google who lived in Atwater Village." 136 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,575 Thank you so much for helping me set up my new computer. 137 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:32,924 [both laugh] - It's nothing. 138 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,317 This stuff is second nature to me. 139 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,363 - Mm. - But just a heads-up... 140 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,408 - Mm-hmm. - You need stronger passwords. 141 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,541 Noah143 isn't gonna cut it. 142 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,064 - [laughs] Yeah, I've been using that password 143 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,413 for, like, 20 years. 144 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:46,024 - Now is probably a good time to rethink that. 145 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,288 - Fo' sho. [chuckles] 146 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,681 So I hope this isn't too forward, 147 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:53,771 but I think it's sexy how good you are with tech. 148 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,252 - Well, I'm good with a lot of things. 149 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,689 - Oh, really? Like what? 150 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,562 - Well, I also play tennis, 151 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,738 and I dabble in pottery. 152 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:04,956 - Oh, you talking about actual hobbies? 153 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,914 - I'm kidding. 154 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,350 I was talking about hooking up. 155 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,612 - Oh, thank goodness. Do you wanna get outta here? 156 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,701 - Yeah. - Okay. Let's go right now. 157 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:13,356 "And so our adventure continued back at her place, 158 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,533 and we got it on all night long." 159 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:17,926 [Silk's "Freak Me"] 160 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:21,321 - ♪ Let me lick you up and down ♪ 161 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:25,455 - "Yep, all night long. 162 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,022 "Like, for real. 163 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:29,329 All night long." 164 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,069 - [vocalizing] 165 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,984 - "Like, literally, the whole night." 166 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,290 - ♪ Baby 167 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,553 - "I mean, I was up till the early morning, 168 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,425 "puttin' in that work, and so was Nicky, 169 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,817 trying to sell Anthony a new home." 170 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:43,255 - So Anthony, what do you think? 171 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,996 - Meh. 172 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,041 No, I'm just kidding. 173 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,433 It's everything I ever envisioned 174 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,870 in a first home. 175 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,828 I'm sorry I doubted you. - Nicky forgives you, 176 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,744 but Nicole never forgets. - [laughs] Okay, noted. 177 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:57,400 - This could really all be yours. 178 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,402 - But it's a lot of space for one person. 179 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,621 I mean, you don't have any kids. 180 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:01,839 You don't have a wife. 181 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:02,884 You don't even have a girlfriend. 182 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,713 - Rude. - I mean, he's right. 183 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,671 I am single as hell. - Okay, whatever. 184 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,325 Here's what I ask all my clients. 185 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,980 What did you feel when you walked in through that door? 186 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,373 - It felt good. 187 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,504 I felt it in my chest. 188 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,593 - Mm, that is a good sign. 189 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,552 The boobies are where the house chakras are. 190 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,380 This is a perfect opportunity. 191 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,686 Houses appreciate every year. 192 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,166 Think about what this is gonna do 193 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,515 to your personal balance sheet. 194 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,692 - Long-term appreciation? Ooh, yummy. 195 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,042 [laughs] You know what? I'm in. 196 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,261 - Yes! - What? 197 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,480 - Ooh, let's take another lap. 198 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:34,872 - "Anthony was feeling all types 199 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,526 "of house chakras in his boobies. 200 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,223 Sherm, on the other hand..." 201 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,442 - Fantastic. 202 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,313 [gasps] Ay, yo, my man. 203 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:42,750 Please buy this house. 204 00:06:44,707 --> 00:06:45,100 . 205 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,537 - So my third date with that girl Jordan went great 206 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,539 and then we had sex for five hours. 207 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:51,759 - Was there an issue, or is this just a flex? 208 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:54,196 - Initially, that was a flex, but then last night, 209 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,154 we hooked up for the same amount of time again. 210 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,982 I think this is her ideal sex time. 211 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,810 - Damn, every time? 212 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,203 That's a part-time job. 213 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,509 - Yeah, she owes you money. 214 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,162 - Yeah, well, I'm glad we all can agree 215 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,729 that five hours is a bit much. 216 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,819 So what are y'all's sex times? 217 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,604 [light music] 218 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:11,996 Come on, really? 219 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,781 - I'm not goin' first. - Yep, neither am I. 220 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,261 Wyatt told me to text him if anything juicy popped off. 221 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:17,785 - All right, I'll go first. 222 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:18,916 50 minutes. 223 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,178 - 50 minutes, really? 224 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,484 - I'ma say 30 minutes. 225 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,486 If we both can't achieve satisfaction in the time 226 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,227 it takes me to watch a episode of "Family Guy," 227 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,663 then we doin' something wrong. 228 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:27,838 Also, I like to have 229 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,231 "Family Guy" on in the background. 230 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,059 - Bro, that's a whole other conversation. 231 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,974 But I can get a lot done 232 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,366 in 25 to 45 minutes. [phone dings] 233 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:35,890 - Okay, Wyatt texted me back. 234 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,675 He says, "During the week, Kristen and I will get busy 235 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,852 "anywhere from 4 to 20 minutes to accommodate her schedule. 236 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,072 "But on weekends, it's all night long, 237 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,117 and sometimes I do this thing with my nose"-- 238 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,162 - No, no, no. - Please stop, no. 239 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:48,337 - Stop, ugh. - Wild. 240 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,252 Anthony? 241 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,515 - I mean, mine's right around where y'all are at. 242 00:07:52,558 --> 00:07:53,995 - [scoffs] 243 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,780 Fine, my ideal sex time is 41 minutes and 14 seconds. 244 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,478 - You got it down to the second? 245 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,262 - What? Don't judge me. I didn't judge you. 246 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,525 That's 9 minutes of disrobing and kisses, 247 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,745 17 minutes of foreplay and shenanigans, 248 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,137 15 minutes of intercourse, 249 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,531 and 14 seconds for a simultaneous finish. 250 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,838 - Simultaneous finish? - When possible. 251 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:13,144 Now it's not always achieved, but it's always the goal. 252 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:17,061 - Mm, but what is "shenanigans," though? 253 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,282 - Oh, so you're not saying nothing? 254 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,283 - "I didn't think these streets 255 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,111 "were gonna be so stressful, 256 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:25,069 "but hearing that everyone's sex times 257 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,549 "were under five hours made me wonder 258 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,855 "if I should bring this up with Jordan. 259 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,857 "At the same time, my boy Wyatt was trying 260 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,163 to make his house a home for his niece Nadine." 261 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,078 - All right, now, did you have a good time 262 00:08:34,121 --> 00:08:35,558 at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater? 263 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,604 - Yes. - And who is the best uncle 264 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,171 that you know? - Weezy. 265 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,520 - Sss. - [laughs] 266 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,957 - Some lunch? - Yes, please. 267 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,174 - Great. 268 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,875 Oh, what's that you got there? 269 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,833 - "Finding Frederick Douglass." There's different pictures 270 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,574 with lots of stuff in them, and you have to try 271 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,402 and find Frederick Douglass in the picture. 272 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,404 - Oh, so it's like "Where's Waldo?" 273 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,885 That's fun. You know what? 274 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,495 Let's see who can find him first. 275 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,107 - Found him! - Oh. 276 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,327 Don't tell me. [laughs] 277 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,981 Oh, there he is. That--that-- 278 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,286 no, that's a coconut. 279 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,419 Huh. 280 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,681 Huh. 281 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,205 Where in the heck is he? 282 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,293 - And while Wyatt was searching 283 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,381 for Frederick Douglass, 284 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,774 Sherm was searching for a way 285 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,471 not to lose Anthony as a roommate. 286 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:22,213 - You know, my grandpa Maxim never bought a house. 287 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:25,129 He always rented, lived to be 108 years old. 288 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,958 - Wow, that's amazing. 289 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,352 - And my cousin Bud died when he was 28, 290 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:33,007 the same year he bought his first home. 291 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,226 - Damn. - Now those two are 292 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,750 completely unrelated, 293 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,056 but it does make you wonder. 294 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,275 Anyway, that's not gonna be your story. 295 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,364 [laughs] - I hope not. 296 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,496 Though I guess buying a house is kind of a gamble. 297 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,498 - Oh, yeah, but a good gamble. 298 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,152 You know, I admire somebody with the confidence 299 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,545 to throw their whole life savings 300 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,113 into something that could just burn down or flood 301 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,984 or just fall to the ground for no reason. 302 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,333 - Dang. 303 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,987 Houses do be fallin', huh? 304 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,989 - Oh, houses stay fallin'. 305 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,121 But again, not gonna be you. 306 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,557 [laughs] I know it. 307 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,993 I'm happy about this move for you. 308 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:06,040 I love it, even though it's all goin' kind of fast. 309 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,782 - It is moving kind of fast, huh? 310 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,088 - Sherm scared the hell outta Anthony. 311 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,091 [laughs] I mean, he was really shook. 312 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,789 But maybe Sherm was right. 313 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,007 Why not play it safe? 314 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,009 Why disrupt a good thing? 315 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,621 - Hey, I got you that zinfandel 316 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,710 with notes of black plum, raspberries. 317 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,189 That's what you're drinking nowadays, right? 318 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,496 - Yes, it is. Thank you kindly. - Of course. 319 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,367 I also got you something else. 320 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,195 - Let's see what this is, hmm. 321 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:34,068 - Wow, this is a dope fitted. 322 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,939 [laughs] Now, Nicky, you mind telling me 323 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,158 what this is all about? 324 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,681 - Oh, it's just a thoughtful gesture 325 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,074 between friends. 326 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,163 Also, if you happen to have another conversation 327 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,773 with Anthony about buying houses, 328 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,384 maybe you just keep your mouth shut. 329 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,691 - [laughs] It all makes sense now. 330 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,432 Listen, Anthony not movin' forward with that house 331 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,868 has nothing to do with me. 332 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,435 - He said it is because of you. 333 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,002 - Okay, maybe it has a little bit to do with me. 334 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,569 But if he don't want the house, he don't want the house. 335 00:10:57,613 --> 00:11:00,050 - Sherm, this is a really great opportunity for him, 336 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,443 and you're messing it up. 337 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,879 - You just mad because I'm taking commission 338 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:03,880 outta your pocket. 339 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,186 Please stop trying to profit 340 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,404 off of our friend group. 341 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,971 We are not the Temptations. 342 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,712 - Maybe we are the Temptations, and you're David Ruffin 343 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,453 bein' all selfish, not letting the group be its best. 344 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,889 - You take that back. I am not David Ruffin. 345 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,064 - You are David Ruffin. 346 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,283 You are making this all about you. 347 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,850 Anthony is a VP at his accounting firm. 348 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,200 He makes more money than anyone in our friend group, 349 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,593 and he was really excited about that house. 350 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,465 - You sure about that? - Yeah. 351 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,032 And you're holding him back because you're comfortable 352 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,687 just staying at the same level, and that's messed up. 353 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,427 And I'm taking back this bribe. - Oh. 354 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,038 But I want that hat. 355 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,692 I'll pay you for it. 356 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,476 At least tell me where you got it. 357 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,608 - Later that night in Atwater Village, 358 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,524 I was ready to speak my sexual truth to Jordan. 359 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,744 The only question was, would she accept it? 360 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:45,443 So, hey, I--I wanted to talk to you about something. 361 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,271 - Absolutely. Is everything okay? 362 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,708 - Yeah, for sure. 363 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,187 Uh, so you know 364 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,841 I've just been getting back out there 365 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,757 after my ex-girlfriend's divorce and deportation. 366 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,586 - Huh? - That's not important. 367 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,328 But what is important is, I've been journaling 368 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,330 about my feelings so I don't fall 369 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,332 into my old patterns, 370 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,596 where the old me would rush in and maybe avoid 371 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,467 uncomfortable conversations. 372 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,644 - What's the uncomfortable conversation? 373 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:13,645 - Um... 374 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,780 I don't know that I can have sex for five hours 375 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:18,955 every single time. 376 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,870 - Oh. 377 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,959 Well, that's okay. 378 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,744 Look, I just work out a lot, 379 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,790 and so I approach sex the same way. 380 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,313 Going long is fun for me. 381 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,316 - And that's great, and I-- pssh, hey, I respect that. 382 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,536 - Well, how long do you like to go for? 383 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,061 - I mean, I'm more of a, like, 45-minute guy, 384 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,760 but I know what you like. 385 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,501 You know, I figure we could meet somewhere in between? 386 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,894 - That sounds good to me. 387 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,592 - Really? - Yeah. 388 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,855 - Perfect. 389 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,595 And we had sex for... 390 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:54,643 - ♪ I wanna get freaky with you, girl ♪ 391 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,080 - Not as long, and it was great. 392 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,039 - That was nice. - Yeah. 393 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,519 Yeah, that definitely was. 394 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,958 - Um, do you maybe wanna spend the night? 395 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,874 - Sure, I mean, if you're cool with it. 396 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,527 - I am. 397 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,486 Good night. - Good night. 398 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,183 Man, this was great. 399 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,532 Speaking my sexual truth 400 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,360 really worked out for the both of us. 401 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,841 I was satisfied. Jordan was-- 402 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,277 [vibrating] 403 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,671 Hold up. Was she-- 404 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:24,978 . 405 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,024 - "So the previous night left me feeling like, 'Damn, 406 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,460 "I don't want Jordan to have to use electronic assistance 407 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,897 "after we hook up,' 408 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,986 "so there was only one thing for me to do: 409 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,249 "get my conditioning up 410 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,338 "because if Jordan wanted to go all night, 411 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,122 I needed to get my body right." 412 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,951 - ♪ Let me lay it on the line ♪ 413 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,649 ♪ I got a little freakiness inside ♪ 414 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:48,262 ♪ And you know that the man has gotta deal with it ♪ 415 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,654 [Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me"] 416 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,005 ♪ 'Cause I will be a freak until the day ♪ 417 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:55,008 ♪ Until the dawn 418 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,575 ♪ And we can boom boom all through the night ♪ 419 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,491 ♪ Till the early morn 420 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,624 ♪ Come on and I will take you around the hood ♪ 421 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,756 ♪ On a gangsta lean - ♪ One to the two 422 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,236 ♪ To the two, to the three 423 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,499 ♪ Adina, do you wanna get freaky with me? ♪ 424 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,588 - 'Cause I will be a freak until the day ♪ 425 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,155 ♪ Until the dawn 426 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,896 - And while my heart rate was bumpin', 427 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,117 so was Sherm's subconscious after his fight with Nicky. 428 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,208 [light music] 429 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,863 ♪ 430 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,386 - "Top 40 Most Successful People 431 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,214 in the World that Still Have Roommates"? 432 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,519 What the hell? 433 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,738 - Sherm, hurry up. 434 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,000 Season 50 of "Probably Pregnant" 435 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,046 is about to start. - Season 50? 436 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,135 - This show just started. 437 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,745 Why do you look like that? 438 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,748 - [groans] Yo. [laughs] 439 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,271 - What the hell? - What up, roommate? 440 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,925 - Yeah, what's good? What's good? 441 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,231 [laughs] [door clicks open] 442 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,362 - Anthony. 443 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,711 I know you been searchin' for a house 444 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,017 for the last 35 years, 445 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,063 but I think I finally found you the one. 446 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,499 - Ah, Nicky, chill. Don't you get it? 447 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,762 I ain't goin' nowhere, baby. [laughing] Come on. 448 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,024 - Sherm has really held you back. 449 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,721 Y'all have never grown up. 450 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,114 - Sherm is my ride-or-die. 451 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,769 [groaning] 452 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,292 [moans] - Anthony. 453 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,513 - I just realized I should've bought a house years ago. 454 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,384 - Oh, no. - Oh, come on. 455 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,691 - Sherm, this is all your fault. 456 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,606 - Aah! 457 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,956 - And while Nicky was haunting Sherm's dreams, 458 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,827 Frederick Douglass was haunting Wyatt. 459 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,221 After days, he still couldn't find him in that book. 460 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,049 Can you believe that? - Thanks, Uncle Wyatt. 461 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,485 - My pleasure, niece-piece. 462 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,792 - So do you wanna play "Finding Frederick Douglass" 463 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:27,013 with me? - How 'bout we give it a rest? 464 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,710 You should be spending more of your time on books 465 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,147 with words in them, don't you think? 466 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,193 - I guess. - Okay. 467 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,238 Well, I have some work to do in the studio 468 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,111 for a couple of hours, so just knock if you need me, okay? 469 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,634 - Okay. - Okay. 470 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,463 [upbeat music] 471 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,945 Okay, Mr. Douglass, where are you? 472 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,424 - Wyatt couldn't help himself. 473 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,600 At this point, it was bigger than Frederick Douglass, 474 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,907 so he searched 475 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,605 and he searched... 476 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,607 and he searched. 477 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,174 ♪ 478 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,437 He even researched. 479 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,699 The man went crazy. 480 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,875 I mean, look at this guy. 481 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:07,009 And he seemed to come close... 482 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011 but Frederick Douglass evaded him yet again. 483 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,013 - Frederick Douglass... 484 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,060 [voice echoing] Where are you? 485 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,627 - Meanwhile, Sherm had a big ol' epiphany, 486 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,108 and he was ready to share it with Anthony and Nicky. 487 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,719 - Anthony, Nicky, thank you for meeting me. 488 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,199 - What's this about, Sherm? 489 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,505 - Anthony, I think you should bid on the house. 490 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,681 - Really? What made you change your mind? 491 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,204 - It came to me in a dream. 492 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,250 - But what about all that stuff you were saying earlier? 493 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,035 - I had a change of heart, another classic Sherm 180. 494 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,255 I can see now I was being selfish. 495 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,561 - Are you sure this had nothing to do with the conversation 496 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,259 we had earlier? - No. 497 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,304 Anthony, you a VP at an accounting firm. 498 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,784 You got more savings than the whole crew. 499 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,134 You're ready for this. - That's exactly what I said. 500 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,094 Give me some credit. - No. It came to me in a dream. 501 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,790 - Was I in the dream? - Nicky, these thoughts 502 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,966 are coming to me in real time. 503 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,054 If you could please stop interrupting. 504 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,577 - You know, I've always fantasized 505 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,318 about having two offices, 506 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,929 one for business and one for pleasure. 507 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,670 - See, that's insane, but you deserve it. 508 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,629 And I don't wanna see you die in our apartment. 509 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,978 - Yeah, I don't know what that's about. 510 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,153 - Hey, Nicky, is there still time 511 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,328 to bid on that house? - Yes. 512 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,329 They're accepting counteroffers, 513 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,114 but it's gonna be competitive. 514 00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:10,550 - Then let's compete! [laughs] I'm back in. 515 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,510 - Yes, and Nicky, please don't screw this up. 516 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,338 - But you're the one that almost screwed it up. 517 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,165 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 518 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,994 - Why is your memory so selective? 519 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:22,127 . 520 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,131 [phone ringing] 521 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,435 - Hey, Nicky. Sup? 522 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,655 - Don't you "Nicky" me. 523 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,439 I heard every word you said about me, 524 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,006 you bitch. - Huh? 525 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,268 Nicky, this is Anthony. 526 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,096 - Oops, sorry. That was a misdial. 527 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,968 But hey, I was gonna call you after I called my enemy. 528 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,623 Look, we're down to best and final offers, 529 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,495 so you're gonna have to put up some more money 530 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,453 if you wanna get the house. - [groans] 531 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,673 I can't go much higher than where we're at. 532 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,502 I'm already pushin' it. - Okay. I understand. 533 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,069 - This just isn't the one, I guess. 534 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,984 - Yeah, but listen, I will find you something, I promise. 535 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,551 There are other homes out there. 536 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,597 - Okay. Thanks. 537 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,816 - All right, bye. - Peace. 538 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,471 - And while Anthony's search for a home came to a halt, 539 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,256 Wyatt's obsession with Frederick Douglass 540 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,475 was affecting his relationship with little Nadine. 541 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,824 - Hey, Nadine. Whatcha got there? 542 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,391 - Nothing. 543 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,958 - Nadine, you know you don't have to hide stuff from me. 544 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,177 What is it? 545 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,743 - It's drugs. - What? What? 546 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:13,918 Dru-- 547 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,659 [groans] 548 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,444 It's just "Finding Frederick Douglass." 549 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,793 Why would you tell me it's drugs? 550 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,664 - I don't know. I panicked. 551 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,753 It's just I know you hate the book. 552 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,755 I thought drugs would stress you out less. 553 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366 - Well, I--I don't-- I don't hate the book. 554 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,977 It's just I'm very, very bad at it. 555 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,500 - I usually do this book 556 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,241 every night before bed with my mom, 557 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,938 and I wanted to play it with you 558 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,897 because you're my favorite uncle. 559 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,729 - I am so sorry, Nadine. 560 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,253 I didn't mean to keep you from this book. 561 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,430 And it doesn't even matter if I'm terrible at it. 562 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,694 You know what? 563 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,696 Let's play. - Okay. 564 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,045 Thanks, Uncle Weezy. - [chuckles] 565 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,701 [chill music] 566 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,225 - Do you see Frederick Douglass yet? 567 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:03,054 - Of course not. [both laugh] 568 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,144 - Anthony! - Ow! 569 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,494 Who slaps somebody in the back of the head? 570 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,060 - Me. I do. 571 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,192 I've got great news. 572 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,063 You got the house. - What? 573 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,282 - The owner, she changed her mind. 574 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,023 - For real? Why? - Well, apparently, 575 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,938 your current and soon-to-be former roommate 576 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,853 wrote a very convincing letter. 577 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,724 - Sherm made this happen? - Yeah. 578 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,162 - Wow. - The house is yours. 579 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,859 Congrats! - We did it! 580 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,730 - [laughs] - Oh, you're the best. 581 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558 - And after some serious work in the gym, 582 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,082 I was ready to go the distance with the Google engineer. 583 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,433 - Hey, so I wanted to talk to you. 584 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,651 - About the sex? Oh. 585 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,871 I--I know I asked for shorter sessions, 586 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:40,048 but I am totally prepared to go long again. 587 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,442 [both laugh] - Okay, well, that's great. 588 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,575 But Noah, what you said about 589 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,274 not avoiding uncomfortable conversations... 590 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,841 it kind of inspired me to face what I want head-on. 591 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,321 - That's great. What's up? 592 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,236 - Well... 593 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,805 I really like you and I wanna be your girlfriend. 594 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,372 - So Jordan wanted to go the distance 595 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,852 in the bedroom and out, and in that moment, 596 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,028 I had to search myself. 597 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,508 Old Noah would be doing backflips 598 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,944 and picking out baby names. 599 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,208 I'm sorry, but... 600 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,035 that's just not where I'm at right now. 601 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,950 But these were different times. 602 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,256 - Oh, okay. 603 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,085 Well, I thought we were vibing. 604 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,130 I fixed your computer. 605 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,044 You spent the night. 606 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,786 I don't do that with everyone. 607 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,224 Um, but, you know, it's cool, yeah. 608 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,790 - Jordan, I'm sorry. 609 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,663 I--I guess I should get going. 610 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,536 - Hey, do you wanna have sex all night one last time? 611 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,016 - Fo' sho. 612 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:35,886 both: Mmm. 613 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,148 - I had been wondering 614 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,672 for a long time if I could get back 615 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,717 into the dating scene without committing too fast, 616 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,285 and I finally had my answer. 617 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:47,115 Five hours later, Jordan and I officially stopped dating. 618 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,160 [upbeat music] 619 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,337 It felt like a new day for all of us, 620 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,861 and like we were all searching for something. 621 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,649 both: And we were starting to find it. 622 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,090 We were also reaffirming aspects of our lives... 623 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,831 - That we had wanted for a long time. 624 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,490 And hacking Noah's cloud and reading his private journal 625 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,145 has made me realize that maybe I should search 626 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,061 a little bit less. 627 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,498 I guess we're all a work in progress. 628 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,544 - Yeah. 629 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,720 - Not a doctor. Shh.