As an old saying goes,
when two stars collide, a mountain will fit into a grass seed.
Where is the baby?
The baby...
Mr. Wang, your baby...
He... He crawled out by himself.
Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang.
Walk alone in the night.
Look down on the hurrying steps.
Everything is cultivated.
Glimmers in the eyes
never leave a trace.
"The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
How to avoid the true mirage.
How much defense does it take
to resist loneliness?
In the face of glory and defeat,
how could I pretend not to care?
Listen to your heart.
Are you going to wander or go forward?
So you can watch me now,
Break the seal on the universe.
Swirl your impact against everything old.
Tear up the tranquility of the night.
So you can watch me now,
When I am set free.
You're gonna be in fear,
and get your defeat.
I want to remain unknown
however reversed the days and nights are.
I want to remain hidden
but the world is in disorder.
I don't want to be immortal,
but I have to fight.
Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
Look at this, son.
Dad and mom bought this for you.
It costs my half-year savings.
I stayed on the web for three whole days for it.
A Dragon Slaughtering Sword.
Note: limited edition.
"Dragon"
Note: limited edition.
Darling, I didn't know you would pay so much for our son.
Darling, it was for our son. I wouldn't call it a payment.
--I would call it an investment. --As the chosen one,
he has to tolerate unimaginable torments at a very small age.
--You are so great, darling. --Wang Ling can hear what people think,
so he has to face the snobbery of the world much sooner.
I have always wanted to have this sword.
Finally, I had the excuse to buy it.
So much money wasted on this rubbish.
A man's romance is always based on waste.
I searched for three days and nights to find this perfect counterfeit.
"[Limited Gold Edition] Dragon Slaughtering Sword" "On BIG Sale"
I searched for three days and nights to find this perfect counterfeit.
--The money should have been saved for something else. --Wang Ling is now facing life's first philosophy problem ever since he was born.
Come on, son. Take the sword.
If he didn't take it, the kind harassments of his parents would never stop.
If he did, this counterfeit, or even a real dragon-slaughtering sword,
couldn't stand the spiritual force at his fingertips.
Do you call this a treasured sword?
It doesn't even stand the spiritual force of a baby.
It's just a toy anyway.
Do you have to be so serious?
If a sword breaks up, they can buy another one.
If marriage breaks up, Wang Ling will feel troubled.
Half a year's a savings and you bought a counterfeit.
I did this for our family, you useless one.
--Reach out your little hands. --Come on. Come take it.
At a rate of 387 times a second,
Wang Ling considered different ways to react to this.
Then,
the force of origin that had been accumulating inside him burst at this crucial moment.
Oh no, he's making water.
You take care of him now. I'm going to get the diapers.
So, that was the little thought-provoking story
of how a morning urine saved a marriage.
"14 Years Ago, Baby Room in Wang Ling's Home"
And Wang Ling figured out the first philosophy of his life.
You silly boy.
Stop biting the toy. Milk is ready.
It is better to keep a low profile.
"10 Years Ago, Songhai"
But at the age of 6, Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
The poor Wang couple never graduated from the body-building phase.
What Wang Ling did was way beyond their cognition.
At this moment,
the couple reached a unified conclusion that they had never done before,
a unanimous vote for the principle of keeping a low profile in life.
The dad was responsible for finding a way on the web to contain spiritual forces,
and managed to implement it before Wang Ling went to primary school.
I'm done.
"HARD"
Wait.
Give me your hand.
I told you the effect of the counterfeit force-containing amulet was not steady.
You must take a gold pill daily as a supplement.
"POWER"
A black gold bowl was ruined,
and almost a pair of steel chopsticks.
You've got to be more patient, son.
Dad is almost done with the new version of amulet.
You will have it within this year.
You've been saying this every day over the past decade.
Are you sure it will be done this year? Most of it has been finished.
The routine argument is about to begin again.
Darling, I can guarantee that within this year,
the latest amulet will have the effect as we expect.
It may have some resistance to drugs,
but you must have confidence in scientific cultivation, darling.
I wouldn't care about it if it weren't for our son.
I don't have to remind you
what we have been through these years for this amulet.
On his seventh birthday...
Come on, let's make a wish. Blow out the candles.
The entire house was almost burned down.
When he was ten, while playing with his friends,
he took off all their clothes.
I do want him to live an ordinary life.
Over the past 10 years,
Wang Ling has sensed his parents' hopes.
I'm sure you know what he's been taking is just low-power pills,
--specials pills that reduce one's spiritual forces.
--This is something --specials pills that reduce one's spiritual forces.
Wang Ling has known for the first time in 10 years.
"Cultivation School"
So he decides not to do anything impressive
"Welcome New Students"
So he decides not to do anything impressive
"Welcome New Students"
before the new amulet is finished.
--My fellow students.
--Come have a look. --My fellow students.
--Come have a look. --Vote for me, Chen Chao.
--Give Chen Chao your support. --Vote for me, Chen Chao.
Elect the Goddess, and it's a glory for all.
Vote for her and you'll get a huge gift pack of gold pills,
and a chance draw for Miss Sun Rong's bikini photo with her autograph.
Places of troubles like this are not for me to get involved, except...
"Campus Shop"
"On Sale"
Hey buddy, give me ten packs, intestine flavored.
--Give me one pack. --I want five packs, chives flavored, buddy.
Give me one.
Don't push me, OK?
They even have intestine flavored.
Give me some. Give me some.
"50% off"
Stop pushing me, man.
Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
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Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
That's impressive.
Hi, everybody. Today, everything in this shop is free for freshmen.
"Vote for Sun Rong. Everything is Free."
I hope everyone gives his support to Sun Rong of Class 1, Phase 1.
Soliciting votes is a shame.
We don't want plotting.
Who is slandering me?
It's Sun Rong.
This is Sun Rong, the shining girl.
She is shining indeed.
It's Sun Rong.
It's dazzling.
That's it. Turn them off.
She's so beautiful.
She's looking at me.
Guo Hao and Chen Chao,
how come you have that preconception against me?
You...
That's cheating.
It's not fair to solicit votes by giving gifts.
I'm just demonstrating my capabilities.
Why do you call that cheating?
Those who believe in me and accept me will vote for me naturally.
That's the fairest choice.
It sounds right.
It is sophism.
Chief of class is supposed to help his classmates.
We won't yield to you for such small benefits.
Chen Chao, you suggest you say it nicely.
You don't have to kidnap me morally. That's sinister.
Sun.
Yes.
I'll give you 5 votes for 5 packs of dry noodles.
At this point, Wang Ling... can't hold himself anymore.
Sun.
All right.
Why is it he who stands out to help me?
5 votes for 5 packs of dry noodles.
It's not right. Each student has only one vote.
You can give 100 votes if you want.
I mean, I don't care if you vote for me or not,
or how many you want to vote.
I only want to do my best to give you my care.
I want that one.
I want this one.
Me too. That one tastes better.
This is mine.
You misunderstood her, Chen Chao.
Look at the way it is written.
"Vote for Me" "Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
Look at the way it is written.
"Vote for Me" "Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
Vote for Sun Rong and Everything is Free are two different things.
You were just too mean.
I will have a showdown with her, in a dignified way.
You've been busy today. Have a drink.
It's free. No vote needed.
Is she thinking of using that?
Not giving the tiniest part of me to benefit the world.
Give me a pack. This is mine.
"Sun"
The art of seduction is working.
Such small benefits, and the freshmen are all here.
All captured.
Including the most difficult Chen Chao.
All thanks to...
Where is he?
Who are you looking for, Miss?
The boy who took five packs of dry noodles.
He's been long gone.
But he asked me to give you this before he left.
"POWER"
A gold pill.
Wang Ling felt that with one vote for five packs of dry noodles,
he owed Sun Rong a favor.
So he gave her a gold pill that his mom had forced on him to make it even.
"Class Elite"
Students, did you prepare for today's lesson?
Yes, we did.
But we will skip that today to the second lesson from the last.
Today, I'll capture them all.
Ancient Arts of Confinement.
The so-called seduction is to use incantations with hand seals
to project your spiritual force on other people,
"Sun"
to project your spiritual force on other people,
"Sun"
so that your spiritual force turns them
into your fans.
--Studies of ancient books show...
--Oh no. --Studies of ancient books show...
--The instructor has seen through it. --This little wise guy was good at a mind game,
which is called taking advantage of seduction on other people.
Thousands of years ago, there was an immortal who called himself Little Wise Guy.
He had three thousand followers.
The game we are talking about today was passed down from him.
When the game works, a predetermined sign will affect other people's minds.
But there is one precondition for this game,
which is giving gifts.
When this precondition is met, and the incantation is read,
not giving the tiniest part of me to benefit the world,
a spiritual force field is created.
Everyone in this field who has taken the free gifts
"Meng"
will relax their mind guard.
"Meng"
The spiritual force in the field takes advantage of this to go in
and leaves a sign of the spiritual force on the subjects.
The subjects know nothing about the process.
--The imposer, however, can use this sign --Wang Ling is suddenly aware
--The imposer, however, can use this sign --why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
--to affect their minds. --why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
Take as many as you want.
Enjoy the free benefits.
Thank god I returned her favor.
What are you worried about?
It's natural that someone likes you.
Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
"Sun"
Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
Men of great power can directly break or remove the sign with their power.
Still trying to use it on me.
I've returned her favor and no longer meet the precondition.
Could it be that her bodyguard didn't give her the pill?
This Wang Ling is so annoying.
Staring at me like that.
What does it mean?
Something round.
Could it be...
...the pill?
Eating it
is good to you.
Please.
Of course there are imposers sometimes...
Could it be a pill of high power?
He wants to help boost my spiritual power, to become chief of class.
What Wang Ling actually means is the dry noodles of yours taste good. Thank you.
What he's been taking is just low-power pills,
special pills that reduce one's spiritual forces.
Matcha flavored.
This feels like falling down from clouds 30000 feet above.
Lack of spiritual force will end the seduction before it works.
Wang Ling, what kind of pill did you give me?
Now let's have a student up here to give us a demonstration.
Sun Rong.
Yes.
You always learn fast.
Come and give us a demonstration of what is said in the book.
All right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That was a close call. Use caution.
Now you do it, Wang Ling. Read it.
Not giving the tiniest part of me to benefit the world.
"Diligence Pays Off, Accumulation Makes You Shine"
Very good. Next,
"Diligence Pays Off, Accumulation Makes You Shine"
candidates Sun Rong and Chen Chao,
"Diligence Pays Off, Accumulation Makes You Shine"
is the election of our chief of class.
--Congratulations, Chief Chen.
--To cheat the world --Congratulations, Chief Chen.
--To cheat the world --I'll count on you, Chief.
--rather than be cheated by the world. --I'll count on you, Chief.
--rather than be cheated by the world. --I'll count on you.
That's impossible.
Sun Rong is paying for what you did.
Those gestures may look random,
but they cracked the game on the entire class at great ease.
Even I haven't seen anything like that.
Moreover, mastering the recantation after hearing it only once,
he is no ordinary person.
OK.
How annoying.
If he wanted to hurt me, why did he support me at the shop?
"Wang"
If he wanted to hurt me, why did he support me at the shop?
"Wang"
Not giving the tiniest part of me to benefit the world.
"Wang"
Just can't drive him out of my mind.
Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
After so many nights,
You face is fading out of my memory.
With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
I look towards you in the colorful lights.
Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
The star-dotted dome
reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
In the endless recollections,
there are you in my remote dreams.