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《歡迎來到施米加多!》

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(施米卡戈)

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(謀殺通緝犯:喬許史金納)

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有人找是好事

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但會遭殃就不好

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喬許搭巴士逃獄錯了嗎?請大家來討論

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而梅麗莎找到一個線索

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施庫巴滴嘟

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巴碧...跟妳說

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我找到愛西的記事本
那位過世的歌舞女郎

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對,我在她的更衣室找到這個
因為妳叫我四處查看

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總之,她在記事本寫下一個地址

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我應該去那個地點嗎?
我應該去那個地方,對不對?

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{\an8}不如妳先看看這個

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等等,為什麼他被通緝?

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妳的情人,我的客戶,簡稱“喬許”

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他決定幫我的工作增加難度,所以逃獄了

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什麼?為什麼他要逃獄?
他在哪裡?妳找得到他嗎?

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很少有我做不到的事

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只有無法讓人無聊
也無法穿了套裝卻不好看

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別擔心,我會在明天的庭審之前
找到他的下落

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不,妳是情緒激動
還是得了什麼傳染病?

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我希望是傳染病

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抱歉

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怪怪...

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我是說...乖乖

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我不擅長安慰人

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我的父母在我生日
只會給我一張沒人情味的支票

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只是...過去幾年來一直好煎熬

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現在我們來到這裡,又發生這種事

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我好像得說點安慰人的話

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但事實是妳丈夫無腦逃獄
真的害慘他自己

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我當然是辯護天才

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但我現在更難讓他被無罪釋放了

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我希望能有幫得上忙的事

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的確有,跟著線索找出真兇
這或許是他唯一的機會

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我會盡力
我只是真的很希望喬許平安無事

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早安,喬許帥哥

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要喝新鮮果汁嗎?或是戴串珠?

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用花裝飾你的頭髮?

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我的頭髮?

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天啊,我常做這個夢

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這究竟是哪一年?

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我在哪裡?

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等等,這是報廢場嗎?

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別人的報廢場是我們的烏托邦

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托佛?

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喬許,歡迎來到我們的公社
我們的聚集地與我們的集體之家

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好,我祖母就在集體之家過世

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這是怎麼回事?我們在這裡安全嗎?
警察在追捕我們嗎?

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老哥,警察老是在追捕我們

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惡霸當警察還能領錢

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喬許,你好像很擔心

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你不擔心嗎?我們越獄耶

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梅麗莎可能嚇壞了

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這讓我看起來真他媽的有罪

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我怎麼會上那輛巴士啊?

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喬許,我隱約感覺到你有煩惱
非常煩惱,對嗎?

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老實說,沒錯

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我最近的生活挺不容易的
工作和家裡都是

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喬許,你擔心受怕、疲憊不堪、壓力山大

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你必須睜開眼睛、專心致志、放飛自我

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我帶你加入部落吧

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不用了,謝謝

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- 我不太喜歡參與活動
- 別擔心

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我們只是要慶祝自己活著,而且在一起

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可以說明確一點嗎?

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弗魯比哇吧努滴,里佐、恰恰、杜蒂

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弗魯比努比威奇,祖科與肯尼基

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一起加入宇宙康塔塔

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敞開靈魂,進入新世界

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該來頓悟狂歡,向苦難致敬

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宇宙對你有信心

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- 我們也是
- 很好,可是...

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世上有貧窮、戰爭與不公義

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固執、憤恨、貪婪與恐懼

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太多人垂死在街上,只為混口飯吃

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答案再清楚不過

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側耳傾聽

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大家必須脫光光

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- 抱歉,你說什麼?
- 回到我們出生時的樣貌

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一定要脫嗎?

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唯一解答就是愛的革命

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讓我們回到當初

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回到那一天

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回到我們出生時的樣貌

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必須...脫光光

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我們要把衣服脫掉

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每一個人都要

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但如果有人想穿衣服呢?

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你們肯定會破例接受

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不,現在每個男男女女

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- 都要有脫光光的氣魄
- 脫光光的氣魄

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- 我們要赤身裸體
- 赤身裸體

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- 小雞雞也全都露
- 什麼?

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- 大家必須脫光光
- 哇,我們要脫光光

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- 回到我們出生時的樣貌
- 噢...哇

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回到出生那一天

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- 唯一解答
- 或許不是

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就是愛的革命

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讓我們回到當初

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回到那一天

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回到我們出生時的樣貌

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嘿,不如我們妥協一下
想穿衣服也可以,好嗎?

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必須...脫光光

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- 必須...脫光光
- 花朵不穿褲子

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- 必須脫光光
- 那我們何必穿?何必呢?

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- 對...
- 必須脫光光

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必須脫光光

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不要...

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我看到很多令人擔心的水泡

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歡迎來到快街,施米卡戈名聲較差的一區

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這裡住著流氓、無賴

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偶爾還有愛管閒事的八婆

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{\an8}(卡薇爾小姐的遺棄孤兒之家)

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{\an8}走開,吵死人的討厭鬼,自己找事做啦

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但我們想學拼字和加法

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是喔?我想要有大胸部

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還想用法國泡泡浴泡澡
而不是廉價沐浴精

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但人生不如意,是吧?

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- 嘿
- 哇

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角色非常不同,但依然很刻薄

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嗨,妳好,我要找...

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小姐,日安

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孤單的小美人

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看來妳用得上一個小孩,或者兩個或三個

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價格公道喔

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若妳剛好在找街頭頑童

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我這裡就有在賣,但我要說清楚

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我直接跟妳說,他們品質不良

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而且不知感恩,或許是鎮上最糟糕的小鬼

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妳在賣孤兒嗎?

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至於我

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我只是個有需求的女人

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我想做點壞壞的事

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對象是某個人

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但我從未享受過

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魚水之歡那種事

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我就這樣孤身一人

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身邊圍繞著這些調皮搗蛋的小孩

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抱娃娃的女孩,蛋蛋很小的男孩

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我好愛這些小孩

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可愛的搗蛋鬼,來看看吧

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告訴妳,我有好多小孩

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對,這個可能長了蝨子

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這個會玩骰子,這個會吃耗子

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被我抓到兩次了,這是第三次

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他們的品質的確不優

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一點也不值那價錢

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我給妳一個建議

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妳最好離鎮上最糟糕的小鬼遠一點

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好,不好意思,我不是來買孤兒的

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妳確定嗎?因為妳這把年紀
只能養貓或種植物了

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貓和植物都不會在妳垂死時照顧妳

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不是,我在找這個地址,快街17號

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當然了

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有個很特別的人住在那裡

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他是個大好人

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杜利布萊特,他是屠夫

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我的裙擺隨時為他敞開,他的店在那裡

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(現切肉品,幾乎每天都有)

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妳可別想捷足先登

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要是妳敢,我就把妳的脖子掐到斷氣

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開玩笑的啦

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好,那...謝謝妳

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我恨我的人生

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喬許,一旦完成你臉頰上的笑臉

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你就正式成為部落的一員了

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- 讚喔
- 怎麼了嗎?

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我可以重畫

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- 每次眼睛都畫不好
- 不,我只是...

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在臉上作畫、把衣服脫光光

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以及和其他人近距離相處
真的不是我平常會做的事

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我們的部落不只有這樣
喬許,我們也為社會不公發聲

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比方說對付奧古斯都克萊特
和他邪惡的電力公司

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去死

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- 奧古斯都克萊特?
- 對,他不是好人

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- 污染環境
- 天啊

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派員工去糟糕的環境工作

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- 冷血
- 好

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薪水超少,自己卻過得超爽

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就是說啊

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喬許,但對抗強權一直都不容易

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我們這幾個月以來都在脫衣服和說故事

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但不知為何卻一點進展也沒有

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或許有其他更有效的抗議方式

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看來有人需要領教一下故事的威力

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- 我真的不需要
- 以及社群的價值

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- 羔羊的故事
- 好耶

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羔羊...離群的羔羊

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- 現在是怎樣?
- 羔羊...

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離群的羔羊

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- 羔羊...離群的羔羊
- 謝謝,感謝大家

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{\an8}從前有一頭小羔羊

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被一個壞牧羊人關進籠子,遠離其他的羊

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我不想自己一隻羊待著

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不,我已經討厭這故事了

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然後有一天

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一位好牧羊人碰巧看見這隻孤單的羔羊
而且很同情牠

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好牧羊人邀這隻孤單的羔羊
回到自己的羊群之中

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小羊,我覺得這是一段美好友誼的開端

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- 好
- 但很快地

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壞牧羊人發現他的羊不見了

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一頭羊、兩頭羊

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嘿,等一下

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00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:10,712
而那隻孤單的羔羊
正在新的羊群中發光發熱

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媽,我出運了,我站上世界的巔峰

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00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:16,009
所以,當壞牧羊人來找他不見的羊時

209
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,386
好牧羊人跟他說

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00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,429
你出局了

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00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,766
所以,那隻小羊決定和新的羊群待在一起

212
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:27,604
這個故事告訴我們社群的力量與歡樂

213
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,815
你是好人,對吧?

214
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,110
你的褲檔裡有東西嗎?
或只是很高興能牧養我?

215
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,696
這是我聽過最荒謬的故事

216
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,033
我現在好想死

217
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,620
那麼,你覺得怎麼樣?

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00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,873
真的很棒

219
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,333
能量滿點

220
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,961
- 而且模仿得...
- 怎樣?

221
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,505
真的很傳神

222
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,260
但是老實說,我比較掛念梅麗莎

223
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,971
她一定很擔心我的狀況,不知道我好不好

224
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,307
你們很棒,但我得去找她

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喬許

226
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,686
你被通緝了,哪裡都不能去

227
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,440
我們請其中一位部落居民
去跟她說好消息吧

228
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,525
- 艾莉克絲
- 好開心

229
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,903
兄弟,一切都沒事的

230
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,448
我有一個絕佳的辦法能提振你的精神

231
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,451
誰想再來脫光光?

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00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,712
你好

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00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:36,465
你不認識我

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00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:40,093
但我算認識你,或者說是另一個版本的你

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00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,638
早安,女士,妳餓了嗎?

236
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,139
- 來根香腸嗎?
- 不用

237
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,434
要不要來一串?或者兩串或三串

238
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,561
價格公道喔

239
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,315
我承認內餡大多是磨坊的填充物

240
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,817
不太能燒烤、烘焙或煎炸

241
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,654
我的供貨不知為何就是這樣

242
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,531
他們送來的肉又硬又乾

243
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:06,912
對,這些或許是鎮上最難吃的香腸

244
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,165
不用了,謝謝,我是梅麗莎

245
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,752
其實我不是來買肉的,但因為...這...

246
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,338
我朋友的朋友,或是說...不是

247
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,091
- 我活著的朋友的死去朋友...
- 好啦...講重點

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00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,969
我朋友的室友叫愛西,現在愛西死了

249
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,512
她的記事本裡有你的地址

250
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,889
所以我來問你認不認識她,還是...

251
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,641
或你知不知道什麼事,但...

252
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,725
無論如何,我...

253
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,603
若你跟我說話時
能放下那把剁肉刀,我會很感激

254
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,938
可以請你放下刀嗎?

255
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,317
妳說愛西死了?

256
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,195
對,很遺憾

257
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,866
她是你的女友還是你的女兒?你...

258
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,158
愛西是...

259
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,996
她生前是我女兒的室友

260
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,874
你女兒是珍妮嗎?

261
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,299
愛西對我很好

262
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344
她時不時會來找我
跟我說珍妮過得怎麼樣

263
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,265
你為何不能自己去找珍妮?

264
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,392
我有我的苦衷

265
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,145
不是什麼開心的故事

266
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:25,574
從前有個屠夫,他有妻子和女兒

267
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:32,998
一個有錢人設計他們,像把羔羊抓去宰

268
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,002
他想搶屠夫的妻子

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00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:40,172
當她拒絕,他就奪走她的命

270
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:45,761
並且嫁禍給屠夫,在他服刑時

271
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,764
他的女兒初長成

272
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:53,185
被迫上台去表演

273
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,980
老實說

274
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,025
在這個故事中

275
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:04,780
那位屠夫就是我

276
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:11,370
但那個有錢人會為他的罪行付出代價

277
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,332
這次杜利一定贏

278
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:19,169
因為這筆血債尚未血償

279
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:23,173
所以我準備好要見到鮮血與刀光

280
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:27,219
而那死亡,甜美的死亡會讓我如釋重負

281
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:32,057
從痛苦、激情、罪惡與悲傷中釋放

282
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,855
我會聽從召喚

283
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,775
殺光他們

284
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:47,364
殺光他們

285
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,579
我首先要說,好慘

286
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,667
但話說回來
我很遺憾你發生這種事,布萊特先生

287
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,421
他們很快就會遺憾
自己對我妻子黛西做出那種事

288
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,674
那個有錢人和所有服膺於他的人

289
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,096
這麼說,那個有錢人
就是奧古斯都克萊特嗎?

290
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,473
妳認識他嗎?

291
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,976
天啊

292
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:20,480
如果克萊特殺了你的妻子
我敢說他也殺了愛西

293
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,443
他當晚就在夜總會,我們和他坐同一桌

294
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,777
我必須通知警方

295
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,571
警方?

296
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:32,117
妳最好是能引起他們的注意
克萊特控制了他們每一個人

297
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,913
這讓我的剁肉刀更有理由主持正義

298
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,334
我要稱之為我的正義剁肉刀

299
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,793
這名字滿好的

300
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:47,508
聽我說,布萊特先生
我幫不上你的復仇計畫,而且我...

301
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,385
而且我絕無法縱容“殺光他們”這種事

302
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:54,056
我只是覺得你或許能想其他辦法

303
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,099
在你大開殺戒之前

304
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,479
比方說去找珍妮,跟她說出實情

305
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,397
然後讓她看見現在的我嗎?

306
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:08,779
頹廢又喪志,和過去判若兩人

307
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,781
不行

308
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,742
我無法承受,她肯定不會認我

309
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:22,084
珍妮完全不知道我出獄
且回到鎮上了,絕不能告訴她

310
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:23,877
沒問題

311
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,548
好吧,反正我會幫你看著她

312
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,133
妳願意這麼做嗎?

313
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,970
為什麼?

314
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,391
這麼說吧,你讓我想起一位老朋友

315
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,981
但是在這段期間
你先別殺任何人,好嗎?

316
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,567
至少等我回來,我很快就會回來

317
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,861
祝你和你的牛胸肉...

318
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,279
真他媽的

319
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,490
你得幫門鉸鍊上油

320
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,117
嗨,妳好,妳是梅麗莎嗎?

321
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,618
對

322
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,120
我替喬許帶了口信來

323
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,788
等等,喬許?他在哪裡?

324
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,166
- 他要跟妳說他沒事
- 他在哪裡?我要見他

325
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:04,960
恕我直言

326
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,255
我覺得妳待在這裡會比較“讚”

327
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,050
我不覺得,妳這個不穿內衣的生日小丑

328
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,677
妳得立刻帶我去找他

329
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:20,559
天啊,我不知道這塊麵包放了什麼

330
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:26,148
但我對一切莫名地感覺良好

331
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:31,195
- 喬許,這就是部落的魔力

332
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:35,032
- 還有麥可放進麵包的東西
- 誰啊?我嗎?

333
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,828
有人來了

334
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,207
當然了

335
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:46,502
嘿,小梅,妳來了

336
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,212
你有新造型了呢

337
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,298
部落接納了我
我現在有頭髮了,是真髮喔

338
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,301
我很替你高興,還有你的新髮型

339
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,928
我也很高興你沒事

340
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,890
你到底在想什麼啊?居然越獄?

341
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,768
好,對,那是個大錯誤

342
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,312
但他們很希望我那麼做

343
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,857
所以我有點被當時的氣氛迷惑了

344
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,527
嬉皮挺有說服力的

345
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,403
好,跟你說

346
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,865
我在外面試圖找出殺害愛西的真兇

347
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,825
- 對
- 而你在這裡嗑藥

348
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,080
和嬉皮混在一起,我是說...
兄弟,我錯過狂歡派對了嗎?

349
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,500
沒有...

350
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,377
其實有啦

351
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:33,090
但那其實不是狂歡派對
只是大家脫光光而已

352
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,009
不過比較像在更衣室脫光那一種

353
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,680
- 好了啦,就...
- 對不起,我搞砸了

354
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,765
但我現在很清醒

355
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,726
我知道情況很危急

356
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,855
我不會再失控了,好嗎?

357
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,649
- 好,對,隨便你,很好
- 對,妳最好了

358
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,775
那個老古板是誰?

359
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,653
嘿,各位

360
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:58,073
這位是我的老婆梅麗莎

361
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,741
不是真的老

362
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,159
你們好

363
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,621
謝謝你們照顧喬許,他是我老公

364
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,251
好,我只是...我絕對不是老古板

365
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,171
- 吃點我們的神奇麵包
- 不用...謝謝

366
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,256
- 我不吃神奇麵包
- 我吃一點

367
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,091
- 不...你不吃
- 不行

368
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,467
我不吃了

369
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762
並非因為我不酷,好嗎?我酷得很

370
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,640
這樣吧,我有個點子

371
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:27,561
我們來全都露,好嗎?

372
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,479
好,就是這樣

373
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,482
對,我在脫內衣,對

374
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,068
好耶,猜猜怎麼樣?

375
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,948
那件是要價68美元的華歌爾鋼圈內衣

376
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,910
但你們知道嗎?
有時候人就是得說:“管他的”

377
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,162
對吧?沒錯

378
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,914
誰要加入?她要加入,對嗎?

379
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,665
- 就是妳
- 對

380
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,878
真的無聊到發麻,而且不是大麻的麻

381
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,882
告訴你,我根本不在乎
你們不喜歡我,好嗎?

382
00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:01,136
這裡又不是高中
而且我不必參加你們的蠢社團

383
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,388
我只是來接我丈夫

384
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:07,559
好趕得及在明天上法庭之前
帶他去向警方自首

385
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,102
喬許,對嗎?

386
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,774
沒錯,抱歉了,各位

387
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,150
我有責任在身

388
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,904
- 兄弟,我們會想念你
- 兄弟

389
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,783
喬許,祝你上法庭順利

390
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,243
托佛,謝謝

391
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:27,746
希望你會找出你的門要通往何方

392
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,875
- 兄弟,我愛你
- 我愛你

393
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,169
- 兄弟,我愛你
- 真好

394
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,422
我覺得抱夠了

395
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:38,924
走吧

396
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,300
兄弟

397
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,094
大家再見

398
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:46,515
- 再次感謝你們陪我
- 喬許,再見

399
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,435
還有那些藥

400
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:52,855
- 好了
- 再見

401
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,858
- 不對,喂,往這邊
- 我們要往這邊

402
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,945
(施米卡戈法院)

403
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,033
當然是他幹的

404
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:09,496
他大搖大擺來到鎮上
突然就手刃一個歌舞女郎?

405
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:13,834
沒錯,有罪的人才會逃獄

406
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,088
討厭的爵士樂

407
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,175
(他有罪,應該吧)

408
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,262
好,我有預感這場審判可能不會太公平

409
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,471
嗨

410
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,392
嗨

411
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,519
- 巴碧在哪?
- 我不知道

412
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,730
我得跟她說真兇肯定是克萊特

413
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,362
- 哇
- 哇

414
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,868
抱歉,我來晚了,希望沒有任何...

415
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,415
異議

416
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,877
庭上,我可以上前嗎?

417
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,712
我正希望妳上前

418
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,589
小子,看好了

419
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:19,525
若庭上願意聽,我知道我願意

420
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:22,945
我有一些話真的必須說

421
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:29,159
我聽說有一份報告,我發誓那絕不是真的

422
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:33,455
內容和我大獲成功的祕密有關

423
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:39,253
所以我來這裡把話說清楚

424
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:42,881
我只不過用了兩個東西

425
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:47,511
來幫我贏得訴訟

426
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:53,225
鈴鐺與吹笛就能讓他們升天

427
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,019
雖然最純潔的人會嗤之以鼻

428
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,440
你只需要鈴鐺與吹笛

429
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,860
就能打贏官司

430
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:06,947
雖然其他法官可能會很不屑

431
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,449
檢方可能會休息

432
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,785
確信自己已盡了全力

433
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,246
然後我開始敲鑼打鼓

434
00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,999
又讓一個客倌免於絞刑

435
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:21,545
鈴鐺與吹笛就是你全部所需

436
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:25,924
當然還要徹底把法律摸透透

437
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:29,219
(證物A)

438
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,472
{\an8}(證物B)

439
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,143
{\an8}(證物C)

440
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,149
(無罪)

441
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,498
當然還要徹底...

442
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,583
摸...

443
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,919
謝謝法官與陪審團的成員

444
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,046
我會長話短說,我知道你們時間緊迫

445
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:05,923
是這樣的,我的客戶與被告
喬許亞史金納醫師

446
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,133
他當時只是剛好帶著愛妻去夜總會用餐

447
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,927
他被已故的愛西小姐之遺體絆倒

448
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:12,095
你們可能會妄下定論,其實你們不必這樣

449
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,931
大量的初步證據

450
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,141
顯示那些無疑都是間接證據

451
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,018
證詞僅是傳聞,擺明帶有譴責

452
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,937
所以這是一起誣告事件

453
00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:23,482
所以只能以無罪作結

454
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:30,948
鈴鐺與吹笛就是你全部所需

455
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:35,452
當然還要徹底把大學裡的知識摸透透

456
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:43,293
徹底把法律摸透透

457
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,091
我衷心期望各位的決定沒有歧異

458
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:57,391
- 陪審團需要思考一下嗎?
- 庭上,完全不需要

459
00:25:57,391 --> 00:26:00,936
本陪審團一致認為巴碧弗雷納根美到冒泡

460
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,355
而且喬許史金納完全無罪

461
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,149
退庭

462
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,610
這值得我來敬一杯

463
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,489
成功了,你自由了

464
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,035
我們...這是幸福的結局
我們得到幸福結局了

465
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,579
對,沒錯

466
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,456
我們趕快離開這個鬼地方,以免又出事

467
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,508
(意外地無罪釋放)

468
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:41,018
你們發誓大家會怪罪他
還說可以輕易栽贓他

469
00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:45,647
但你們的計謀根本沒用

470
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,608
- 克萊特先生,對不起
- 我們盡力了

471
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:51,737
為何我被蠢蛋打敗?

472
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:57,326
不願意聽我指揮的笨蛋和女人

473
00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:01,914
先是那個屠夫之妻,現在又換成愛西維爾

474
00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:06,877
為什麼我討老婆總是無功而返?

475
00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:12,382
我親愛的神啊

476
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:17,095
為什麼祢讓我這麼難找到愛情?

477
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:21,975
為什麼我老是喜歡不愛我的女人?

478
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,979
我只喜歡不愛我的女人

479
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:30,317
我必須擁有不愛我的女人

480
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:36,448
所以每次都是悲劇收場

481
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:51,046
哎唷...我們好像找到不錯的了

482
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:56,301
我得說她挺有趣的,這個梅麗莎史金納

483
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,137
我想她是用金寶這個姓

484
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,768
也許這終究是好事

485
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:09,231
或許這一個會比其他的聰明

486
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:14,820
我就不會再孤單

487
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:19,533
也許我們能一石二鳥

488
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:24,997
也許我們能一石二鳥...

489
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:29,918
一石二鳥

490
00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,131
弗魯比哇吧努滴

491
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:36,508
里佐、恰恰、杜蒂

492
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,844
弗魯比努比威奇

493
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,680
祖科與肯尼基

494
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,059
一起加入宇宙康塔塔

495
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:50,397
敞開靈魂,進入新世界

496
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:55,819
該來頓悟狂歡,向苦難致敬

497
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,947
宇宙對你有信心

498
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,616
我們也是

499
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:05,704
世上有貧窮、戰爭與不公義

500
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:09,499
固執、憤恨、貪婪與恐懼

501
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:14,922
太多人垂死在街上,只為混口飯吃

502
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:18,008
答案再清楚不過

503
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,468
側耳傾聽

504
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:24,681
- 大家必須脫光光
- 我們要脫光光

505
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:30,020
- 回到我們出生時的樣貌
- 回到出生那一天

506
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:33,899
唯一解答就是愛的革命

507
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:36,360
讓我們回到當初

508
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,111
回到那一天

509
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,156
回到我們出生時的樣貌

510
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:48,664
必須...脫光光

511
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,333
必須脫光光

512
00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:55,671
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