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Josh and Mel have no doubt
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That it's time for getting out
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Once the verdict was read
To the bridge they both fled
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But will they reach the other side?
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Perfect. Okay.
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You know what?
I hated that car anyway. We can walk.
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- All right. We're walking.
- Okay.
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Leaving so soon?
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- Yes. Thank you for everything.
- Yeah.
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- But you were having so much fun.
- Fun? Fun?
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No, Mel,
please do not engage with the narrator.
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I'll tell you what's fun.
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Schmigadoon. Schmigadoon was fun.
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There were pretty dresses
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and tap-dancing children
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and romantic tunnel of love rides.
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Really?
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And everybody was bright
and carefree and happy.
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But this place? I hate to break it to you,
this place is not fun.
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I don't know.
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Looked like you were having a really
good time up on that stage at the club.
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Yeah, okay sure.
That was a bit of an adrenaline rush.
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Finding clues.
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And all that detective work.
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I only did all that
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because Josh's life was in danger.
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But now he's safe,
so we are getting the hell out of here!
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Bye.
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Okay. Bye then.
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Keep in touch.
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We won't.
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No.
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And then Josh and Melissa realized
they were still in Schmicago. Wah-wah.
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You actually thought
that was a happy ending?
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You get acquitted for a murder
you didn't commit and you get to go home?
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- Yeah, we were pretty happy about that.
- How is that not a happy ending?
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You two have a lot to learn
about happiness.
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Really? Okay.
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- Since you're so all-knowing and wise...
- Thank you.
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...why don't you tell us what we need
to do to get out of here?
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- You really wanna know?
- Yes!
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You need to...
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figure it out for yourself!
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Okay, that's not nice.
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Thought that you were clever?
You'll be here forever
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Stuck here in
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Schmicago
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You're not helpful!
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You're not either.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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What do we do now?
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- I don't know.
- I am so sorry.
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This is all my fault.
It was my idea to come here.
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No, you were just trying to help,
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and I don't even know if I can be helped.
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Mel, don't say that.
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It's not you.
Literally everyone here is unhappy.
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Wait.
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- Maybe that's it.
- What?
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Maybe we couldn't cross because
we don't just need a happy ending for us.
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Maybe we need one for everybody.
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The narrator just said
we weren't being helpful.
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Maybe that's a clue.
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Maybe we're supposed to help
the other people here get happy.
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Yes, that's gotta be it.
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But how do we make
a happy ending for everybody
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when we can't even make one for ourselves?
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What even is happiness?
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And how are we supposed to be the experts?
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- Mel, it's--
- No, no. I'm serious.
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We made all these choices, right?
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Like going to med school,
getting married, moving to the suburbs,
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because we thought they'd make us happy.
But they didn't.
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Where did we go wrong?
Where did everyone here go wrong?
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I don't think we went wrong. It's just--
I don't know. Life is hard.
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Why?
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Why does it have to be so hard?
Why can't it just be easier?
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I do not have an answer for that question.
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{\an8}Can't help but think
the key here is Dooley.
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Dooley?
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{\an8}It's the butcher and Jenny's father.
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{\an8}He thinks getting revenge
will make him happy,
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but maybe what he really needs is
to reunite with Jenny,
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{\an8}so that he can explain he's innocent, and
she can have a father back in her life.
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I--
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{\an8}That would make Dooley happy,
which would make Codwell happy,
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{\an8}and it would make Jenny happy,
and it would make Kratt sad,
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which would make everybody happy.
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- See? Boom. Happy ending.
- Right.
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- But what if it's even bigger than this?
- Like what?
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Maybe we have to kill baby Hitler.
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- What?
- Kill baby Hitler.
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What year do you think this would even be?
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I don't know. It's very unclear.
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We're not gonna kill anyone,
okay? We just got you outta jail.
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I know. I'm just brainstorming.
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- Yes. You know what? I appreciate that.
- And it co--
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But I think this is probably more about
the people that we already met here.
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Yeah, sure.
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Do either of you lovers have a cigarette?
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Nope. We still don't smoke.
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You are a pip.
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There must be one
around here somewhere.
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- What?
- Go talk to her.
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- What do I say?
- Something about her father.
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- Okay, yeah.
- You got it.
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Hey, Jenny, this is a funny story.
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Guess who I bumped into the other day?
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Your father.
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That's very strange.
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I don't actually have a father.
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Look, I know you might have some issues--
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Issues?
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My father murdered my mother.
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Then he went to prison,
I went to an orphanage,
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and I've had to fend for myself
ever since.
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Do you have any idea what
that's been like for me?
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Do you?
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I'm so sorry, Jenny.
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And I can't imagine the kind of pain
you've suffered.
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But what if your dad didn't kill your mom?
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What if he's been innocent this whole time
and desperately missing you?
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Melissa! Drop it.
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I don't want anything
to do with my father.
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And as far as I'm concerned, he's dead.
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Got it?
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Ta-da!
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You look fabulous.
So much better than having hair, darling.
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Hair.
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Hey, Jenny, how would you like
to go somewhere fabulous?
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I'm already on my way.
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I got this.
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How marvelous. What is this place?
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You think a bunch of hippies
are gonna help?
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We wanted Jenny
to give her father a chance, right?
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And the tribe is all about love
and forgiveness and stuff.
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I'm just trying things.
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- This is all so positively bohemian.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yes, right. I do wanna warn you,
they can be a little cold to newcomers.
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- Hello!
- Hi, friend!
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Welcome to the Tribe.
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Welcome to me.
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Well, well, well. The prodigal son
has returned.
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- Someone write that down.
- On it!
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Welcome back, Josh.
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Thanks, guys.
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And welcome also to Josh's old lady, Melissa.
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- Meliss--
- It's fine-- I don--
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No, I don't need it.
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And a new face.
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Jenny. Welcome.
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I'm Topher.
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You're all here just in time
for today's tribal meeting.
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- Okay.
- Oh, boy.
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Tribal meeting!
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Tribal meeting!
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- Yeah. All right.
- Okay. Don't do that.
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First off,
let's review the granola policy.
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It's "Take a scoop, leave a scoop."
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- Everybody dig?
- I'll remember that.
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- Wow.
- All right. Who wants a parable?
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Me, me, me.
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Okay, all I need is a suggestion.
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Could be a person, a place, an everyday
object you'd find around the house.
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- Topher!
- Junkyard!
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Flower!
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- Father!
- I heard "father."
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Okay. The word is "father."
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Let's see.
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This is a story about our father
up in heaven--
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Sorry. I'm--
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And I'm just riffing here, but what if it
was actually just a normal dad?
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Okay, sure.
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A normal father
was traveling with his eldest son--
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Just a pitch. Maybe it's his daughter.
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Okay, fine.
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He was traveling with his daughter--
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- You know what?
- No more suggestions, okay?
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- Sorry.
- Okay.
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He was traveling with his eldest daughter,
and they came upon a village--
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Sorry, just one last thing.
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But what if the dad's
not actually with his daughter?
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Right, right. Yeah, and
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maybe something really bad happened
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and they've been apart for a long time.
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- Why are you hassling me?
- What?
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Criticizing me?
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What makes you think
That you should be advising me?
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- No, no. We're not doing that.
- You know what?
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You guys just do it
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Since you seem to think you can
Do it better than me
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Go ahead, I'm done
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I'm done
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- Really? Is he--
- Yeah. It's--
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Should we...
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Okay.
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Yay!
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Mel.
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No.
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Okay, this is a story about--
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It's a song.
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- Can you do it?
- This was your idea.
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Right, but you're better
at the singing, so.
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Everyone here hates me.
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- Can you please just--
- Just do it!
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Here's a little ditty
About Pretty Penny
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Left home for the city
She was one of many
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Got letters by the sack
From her lonely father
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But did she write him back?
No, she didn't bother
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Got one last letter
And the letter said
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"We're sorry to inform you
That your father's dead"
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Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
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So
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Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
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He will rock you when you are sad
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He isn't ideal, but you need to heal
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So talk to Daddy
Talk, talk to Daddy now
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Talk to Daddy
Talk, talk to Daddy
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Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy now
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Here is what I know about Loco Lenny
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He was low on the dough
Well, he hadn't any
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His wealthy pa said
"I'll help you, sonny"
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But Lenny said
"Nah, I don't need your money"
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A few months passed
He was passed out in the gutter
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You got real close
You could hear him mutter
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Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter
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Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter
"Father"
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So
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Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
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He will rock you when you are sad
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He left you alone but maybe he's grown
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So talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
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Odds are you are gonna outlive him
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So you really oughta forgive him
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There's a chance that he's homicidal
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But the bond between you is vital
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Odds are you are gonna outlive him
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So you really oughta forgive him
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There's a chance that he's homicidal
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But the bond between you is vital
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- Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby
- Talk to Daddy
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Daddy, daddy, daddy
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- Talk
- Daddy
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Talk, talk, talk, talk
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Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
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He will rock you when you are sad
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He may be insane, but you are in pain
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So talk to Daddy
Talk, talk to Daddy now!
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Now!
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Now!
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Now!
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I'm gonna go call my dad right now.
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Me too.
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00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,741
Mine changed his number.
255
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,414
Jenny, you think there's anybody
you should talk to now?
256
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,749
Yes,
257
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,294
the angry boy in that tent.
258
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,592
Once again,
259
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,427
Josh and Melissa
have failed in their quest.
260
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,054
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
261
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,847
Nobody asked you to.
262
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,224
I am just doing my job!
263
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:55,229
Now, let's spend a little time with
a younger, much more appealing couple.
264
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,022
- Hey!
- And let's make it night.
265
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,650
Things are much more romantic at night.
266
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,363
Thank you!
267
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,114
Hi.
268
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,991
Hi.
269
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,994
- May I join you?
- Of course.
270
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,871
Thank you.
271
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,499
I just adore your little commune
you have going here.
272
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,751
It's all so free-spirited and fabulous.
273
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,796
The dirty bare feet
and the haphazardly-applied face paint,
274
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,922
it's just too-too.
275
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,091
And everyone here simply adores you.
276
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,677
I can hardly blame them, of course.
277
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,011
Yeah, I guess.
278
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,682
- What?
- I don't know. It's just--
279
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,018
Sometimes it feels so phony,
280
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:39,147
like they're more into the idea of me
than the actual me.
281
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,733
I know what you mean.
282
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,987
I sometimes get that
same feeling when I perform at the club.
283
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,239
I love it, don't get me wrong,
284
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,742
but sometimes I wonder if
I'm maybe always performing.
285
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:57,791
And then, if I am, where does the girl
on stage stop and where do I begin?
286
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,670
- I'm sorry. I'm rambling.
- No, don't be sorry.
287
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,463
You're making a lot of sense.
288
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,507
I wonder about the same thing.
289
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,513
It's strange
because I know that we just met,
290
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:16,351
and, if I'm honest,
sweet guys like you really aren't my type.
291
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:17,769
But...
292
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,647
I don't know,
293
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,527
I get this feeling like I...
can just be myself around you.
294
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,698
I feel the same way.
It's, I don't know, natural.
295
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,368
- You know what I mean?
- I do.
296
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:39,583
I've lived my life out loud
297
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:46,632
Constantly playing to the crowd
298
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:51,929
Knowing inside it was all a lie
299
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:58,268
Then I found you
300
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:04,733
I've gone from shore to shore
301
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:10,196
Spurred by a thirst for something more
302
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:16,286
Yearning for love, but I wondered why
303
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:21,458
Then I found you
304
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:29,174
I can't tell you what you're feeling
305
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:34,847
I can't tell just what you feel
306
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:41,186
But touch my hand and I am reeling
307
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,564
Feels like this
308
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:50,654
Is something real
309
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:58,954
I don't wanna be cured
310
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:05,169
Don't want you to save me
'Cause that's absurd
311
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:11,008
I just want your heart next to mine
312
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:17,723
That's all I need
313
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:23,020
Used to look up above
314
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,273
For something to guide me
315
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,818
Something to love
316
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:35,282
But in your eyes, I see the divine
317
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:42,039
That's all I need
318
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:48,086
I can't tell you what you're feeling
319
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:53,926
I can't tell just what you feel
320
00:18:53,926 --> 00:19:00,307
But touch my hand
And I am reeling
321
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,601
Feels like this
322
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:08,899
Is something real
323
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:15,322
Something real
324
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:22,329
Something real
325
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,466
Did we make that happen?
326
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,386
I think we might have made that happen.
327
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,057
Wait, is love the key to the happy ending?
328
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,478
- Yeah, maybe that's it. More romance.
- Yeah.
329
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,689
Okay. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
330
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,482
We should set up Ronnie and Jared.
331
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,525
- Wa-- Who?
- Yeah.
332
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,903
The two guys from the dance break.
They've got a very natural chemistry.
333
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:58,824
Oh, them. No, no.
I'm talking about Dooley and Miss Codwell.
334
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,159
Dooley?
335
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,287
Rememb--
The butcher and the orphanage lady.
336
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,204
Okay.
337
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,332
Because maybe if we redirect Dooley
toward romance
338
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,418
and away from violent revenge
339
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,837
that'll lead to a happy ending.
340
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,465
Right. That probably makes more sense.
341
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,926
Yeah,
because I'm pretty sure Ronnie and Jared
342
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,304
are currently having sex
in that old refrigerator.
343
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,016
- Love is in the air.
- Yeah.
344
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,281
Yeah, it does that.
345
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,368
- Closed. Out of meat.
- It's 9:00 a.m.
346
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,663
Hi, Mr. Blight. How's it going?
347
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,083
The world is crawling
with the maggots of humanity's failure.
348
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,295
No light can shine
through the layers of evil.
349
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,173
Weather's pretty good.
350
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,633
Yeah. If it's good, it's good.
351
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,801
- Any news of Jenny?
- Yeah, Jenny's fine.
352
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,136
She's great, actually.
353
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,721
Right.
354
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,431
Good.
355
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,643
We actually wanted to talk to you
356
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:11,021
about someone else
who is interested in you.
357
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,190
- The police?
- No. No, no.
358
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,484
Interested in you romantically.
359
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,653
A woman.
360
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,947
- A woman?
- Come on, man.
361
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,740
Look at-- You're single.
362
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,700
You've-- You got your own business.
363
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,827
- We gotta get you back out there.
- Yeah. You know what?
364
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:30,916
We think it might be good for you,
actually, to have dinner with Miss Codwell
365
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,459
from next door.
366
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,920
No woman would wanna have dinner with me.
367
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:36,797
Look at me!
368
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:41,969
No, I'm sure you'll clean up great.
369
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:43,762
Right, Josh?
370
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,639
Right, Josh?
371
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:46,932
Sure.
372
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,737
Miss Codwell, you look lovely tonight.
373
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,531
Dooley, doesn't she look lovely?
374
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,658
I brought my cleaver.
375
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,618
Great.
376
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:11,957
It's lovely, it is. So shiny. So... big.
377
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,044
And Miss Codwell, how was your day?
378
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,173
Horrible.
Little blighters won't leave me alone.
379
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:22,676
It's always, "We're hungry. We're tired.
Me hair's falling out."
380
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:24,928
It's just enough!
381
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,222
My hair's always falling out.
382
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,058
Don't hear me complaining.
383
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,187
Exactly. Thank you.
384
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,774
Maybe feed them, though.
If they're hungry.
385
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,570
Oh, gosh, that reminds me.
386
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,488
- Should we eat our food, everyone?
- Yes. Yes, we should.
387
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,408
- Look at this. Hello. Gorgeous.
- Yeah. All right.
388
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:55,125
I love me a man
with a healthy appetite.
389
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,669
Here, let me help you with that.
390
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,179
Thanks very much.
391
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,766
I can't remember the last time someone...
392
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,310
cut my meat for me.
393
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,481
It's a wonderful knife.
394
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,692
You handle it well.
395
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,695
I'll drink to that!
396
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,375
Why are they sort of cute?
397
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,043
I can't believe we did it.
398
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,046
- It feels good.
- Yeah, it does.
399
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,466
I had a really nice night with you.
400
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,134
Yeah?
401
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,219
Me too.
402
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,015
Thank you, sir, for dinner.
403
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,184
And for lending me the knife.
404
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,980
You can keep it.
405
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,233
I have plenty.
406
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,861
Oh, my. Thank you.
407
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:09,658
Would you like to come inside
for a nightcap, sir?
408
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,119
- Inside?
- Just for a drink.
409
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:16,874
Orphans are locked in their crates
for the night, but I can wake 'em up.
410
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:19,084
I've trained little Tammy to tend bar.
411
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,090
Yeah. All right. Thanks.
412
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,976
And the big market across town
buys up all the meat from the supplier,
413
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,728
so there's nothing left for my shop.
414
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,647
Nothing I can do about it neither.
415
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,984
That's just awful.
I'll never buy from them again.
416
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,235
That's all right.
417
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,198
I'm sure you've got your hands full
feeding all these orphans.
418
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:53,952
Horrible creatures, the lot of 'em.
And they never thank me neither.
419
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,037
That's a shame.
420
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,998
They've taken to these awful pranks.
421
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,043
They switch my gin to water.
422
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,461
They throw up in me shoes.
423
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:03,795
They're dying of pneumonia.
424
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,714
- Pests!
- Vermin!
425
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:08,217
I'd get rid of the lot of 'em if I could.
426
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,428
Disgusting!
427
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,639
Get out! Get out! Get out!
428
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:18,185
You've got too many orphans.
I've got too little meat.
429
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:22,064
Life is just a pile of shit.
430
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:27,402
And we all have to slip about on it
until we fall, and everybody laughs.
431
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,280
Indeed, me dear.
432
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,289
What if, let's say,
I could get rid of some of the orphans,
433
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:43,043
and you could get some meat
at the same time?
434
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,673
What exactly are you suggesting?
435
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:50,092
Mr. Blight, Mr. Blight
436
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:51,510
You are in for such a treat
437
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,053
I have got some little doves
438
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,055
Darling sprouts, hereabouts
439
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,475
That I'd love for you to meat
440
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,769
Step right up, sir.
Welcome to Blight's Butcher Shop.
441
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,105
What can we get for you today?
442
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,859
Have you any ham?
443
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:09,069
Courtesy of Sam
444
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,238
How about veal?
445
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,824
Yes, thanks to Camille
446
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,243
- Kidney?
- Sydney
447
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,619
- Belly?
- Kelly
448
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,621
- Lamb?
- That's Pam
449
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,957
With some jam or mint jelly
450
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,126
I'd love some ground beef
451
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,503
Why then, sir, you're in luck
452
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:30,132
Which do you prefer?
We've got Patty or Chuck
453
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:38,307
- Have you any mutton?
- That would be Sutton
454
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:43,687
- Perhaps some foie gras?
- Voilà, c'est Francois
455
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,939
- Bologna?
- Tony
456
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,774
- Salami?
- Tommy
457
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,612
And we've also got Reuben
If you like pastrami
458
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:55,199
- But do you have mincemeat?
- Well, since meat is sparse
459
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:58,160
We've got Vince meat instead
Sliced right off of his a--
460
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,622
Miss Codwell, please!
There are children present.
461
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,165
Not for long.
462
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:06,710
No, because we're gonna kill them
and sell them as meat.
463
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:10,964
Hey!
464
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,925
Ain't got no dad
465
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,719
Ain't got no mum
466
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,514
But are they sad?
467
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:21,433
Or are they glum?
468
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,646
No, they confront a world
That's vile and mean
469
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:28,190
With the sweetest smiles
You've ever seen
470
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:31,652
Oh, they're good enough to eat
471
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:33,904
Delicious!
472
00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,866
- A job well-done
- A job well-done
473
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,536
- Is, oh, so rare
- Is, oh, so rare
474
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,205
- When sun to sun
- When sun to sun
475
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:46,208
- The cupboard's bare
- So bare
476
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,336
Before these darlings get much thinner
477
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,589
I think we ought to make them dinner
478
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:55,634
Ooh, they're good enough to eat
479
00:27:55,634 --> 00:28:00,097
- Supper time!
- Careful! Could take an eye out.
480
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,850
We may not be respectable
481
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,394
But we are so delectable
482
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,063
Don't mean to be presumptuous
483
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,774
But truth is, we are scrumptious
484
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:15,529
Cakes and candies ain't half as sweet
485
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:19,366
Ooh, we're good enough to eat
486
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:26,123
- Ain't got no dad
- We may not be respectable
487
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:28,792
- Ain't got no mum
- But we are so delectable
488
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,211
- But are they sad?
- Don't mean to be presumptuous
489
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,423
- Or are they glum? So glum
- But truth is, we are scrumptious
490
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:37,926
No, they confront a world
That's vile and mean
491
00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:40,637
With the sweetest smiles
You've ever seen
492
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:43,640
Ooh, they're good enough to eat
493
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,092
- When times is hard
- When times is hard
494
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,637
- You must make do
- You must make do
495
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,431
- All out of lard?
- All out of lard?
496
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,100
- Try Mary Lou
- And try her brother too
497
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,020
Yes, when you lack a key ingredient
498
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,981
Substitutes become expedient
499
00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:35,150
Ooh, they're good enough
500
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,111
Though they're kinda tough
501
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:43,492
Ooh, they're good enough to eat
502
00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:49,456
Enough to eat
503
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,000
Eat, darn ya, eat
504
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,046
Look at them.
505
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:57,589
They're all so happy.
506
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,259
Okay, I don't wanna get ahead
of ourselves here,
507
00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:03,637
but this is really starting
to feel like a happy ending.
508
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:05,556
We did good.
509
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,770
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
510
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,856
So... Talk to Daddy
511
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,691
Talk, talk to Daddy
512
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:18,193
He will rock you when you are sad
513
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:21,029
He isn't ideal, but you need to heal
514
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:24,324
So talk to Daddy
Talk, talk to Daddy now
515
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:30,330
Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
516
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,415
Now
517
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:36,086
Here is what I know about Loco Lenny
518
00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:39,006
He was low on the dough--
Well, he hadn't any
519
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:42,092
His wealthy pa said
"I'll help you, sonny"
520
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,012
But Lenny said, "Nah
I don't need your money"
521
00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:47,931
A few months passed
He was passed out in the gutter
522
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,976
You got real close
You could hear him mutter
523
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:53,979
Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter
524
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:56,023
Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter
"Father"
525
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:57,149
So
526
00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:00,152
Talk to Daddy. Talk, talk to Daddy
527
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,654
He will rock you when you are sad
528
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:05,407
He left you alone but maybe he's grown
529
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,159
So talk to Daddy
530
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:08,869
Talk, talk to Daddy
531
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:11,747
Odds are you are gonna outlive him
532
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,791
So you really oughta forgive him
533
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,711
There's a chance that he's homicidal
534
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:20,589
But the bond between you is vital
535
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:23,467
Odds are you are gonna outlive him
536
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,595
So you really oughta forgive him
537
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:29,556
There's a chance that he's homicidal
538
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:32,518
But the bond between you is vital
539
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:36,647
- Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby
- Talk to Daddy