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Previously, on
"The Republic of Sarah"...
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The town of Greylock has voted
to declare independence.
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Who's in charge if the mayor quits?
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Ms. Cooper. She saved us.
She should be the leader.
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I think Alexis might be my person.
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You'll never be hers.
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Not as long as
she's married to William.
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Weston's doing a story on Greylock.
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Chairman Cooper?!
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Sarah, you negotiated a power deal,
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entered into diplomatic
relations with New Hampshire,
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and started a new currency,
all with no oversight.
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Yesterday you repealed a law
to save your friend.
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I see a dictator.
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"My Guess Is as Good as Yours"
by Earthy Babes playing...
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This is awful.
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Weston's article about
me being a dictator
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has been picked up by a bunch
of outlets; it's everywhere.
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Okay, I don't think it's everywhere.
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Yeah. My name is trending number
four in the U.S. right now.
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Well, in the clickbait Olympics,
you don't even make the podium.
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And the worst part is, now my inbox
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is full of interview requests
from other places.
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I woke up to 27 voice mails.
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What you should do is
hold a press conference.
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No, no, I've had enough
press in my life for one month.
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I don't know why you keep
looking at that stuff.
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It doesn't matter what a bunch of
online trolls are saying.
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The people of Greylock, they love you.
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Her Excellency!
Supreme Leader.
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Guiding Sunbeam.
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Guiding Sun Ray, Max.
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Kim Jong-il was called
the Guiding Sun Ray.
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But he has a point.
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Max?
No, Weston.
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Nothing he said
in his article was wrong.
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I haven't had any oversight
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since I became Greylock's leader.
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I always meant for there
to be checks and balances.
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This was always, like,
was always gonna be
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a democracy, I just haven't had time
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to democratize.
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♪ My guess... ♪
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But clearly that time has come.
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♪ As good as yours. ♪
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Rumpelstiltskin, hi.
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- What?
- Knock it off.
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People are gonna think you're
trying to swipe her firstborn.
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I can't help it.
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Every time I see a baby,
I just think about...
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Your preggers paramour?
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I wasn't gonna say it like that.
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Oh, what about virile vixen?
Boo eating for two?
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I'm gonna dump this
coffee on your head.
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AJ, you don't even know
if Alexis is pregnant.
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Come on, the positive test
that you found
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could totally be Bella's.
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Bella's been at prep school
for three weeks.
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And the test was bought
with Alexis's credit card.
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- I saw the receipt.
- Okay.
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So maybe the pregnancy's an accident.
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Or maybe she's trying to eat
her cake and have it, too.
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She keeps this from me,
she can enjoy our little soirees
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for another month or two
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before she trades in
her heels for high chairs.
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Ooh, maybe you would know
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if you, I don't know, uh, asked her.
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Well, I'm afraid to.
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If I ask her and she says
what I think she'll say...
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You know how my temper is.
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Okay, so talk to Alexis at the station.
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Look, if you do it at work,
you'll have cover
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and you won't lose it.
She's been gone.
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Probably morning sickness.
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Okay, AJ, just talk to her.
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We need to talk.
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As I'm sure you all know
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by now, the media has determined
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my leadership of Greylock
to be a little... absolute.
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And while I wish I could
tell Weston Woods
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to go suck a tailpipe,
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the truth is, he's right.
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We have an opportunity
to build something great here,
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something that represents all of us.
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And in order to do that,
we need more voices
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in the room than just mine.
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So, over the course of the next week
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we will be holding elections
for a new congress.
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The rules for these elections
are derived from
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the Greylock town charter.
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There will be two rounds of voting.
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The primary is open.
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Every adult resident of Greylock
is eligible to vote
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and to run for office.
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The six highest vote getters
will enter a runoff
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for four seats.
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These roles are part-time
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and on a volunteer basis.
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You can keep your day job.
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All I ask is your time
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and your mind to help me write
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a new constitution for Greylock.
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This is a democracy,
not a dictatorship,
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and together we're going to prove it.
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Sarah.
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Liz.
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Finally decided to let
the people of Greylock
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have a say, huh?
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I'm sorry if you don't like
the way I've handled things.
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All I can do is try my best.
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Six months ago you were
a high school teacher.
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What qualifies you to run our lives
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without any supervision?
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Supervision?
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I need checks and balances,
not a babysitter.
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You just can't get
enough of us, can you?
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After exposing my wicked ways,
I figured you'd be off
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to fry bigger fish.
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Well, my editor wants me
to stay to write a follow-up.
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My first article about you
got a lot of traction.
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- Yeah, I noticed.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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Yeah, don't be. It was,
um... it was fair.
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Harsh but fair.
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Still hoping I suck a tailpipe?
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- Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
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It was fair.
Harsh but... but fair.
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You know, you could
have folks email you
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their candidate paperwork.
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Yeah, our town charter requires
citizens to register in person.
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Your town charter also says
it's against the law
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for a common animal
to have carnal knowledge
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of a pet from a noble household.
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Yeah. And these elections are
the last time it will have
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any authority in Greylock.
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After the vote, the new
legislators and I will
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write a constitution
that will form the backbone
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of this country.
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Seems pretty undictatorial to me.
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Unless, of course,
you're running the election.
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No. Keeping my hands
off of this one.
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Officer Vince is all over it.
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Well, I'm no expert
on election science,
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but, uh, it all seems
on the up and up to me.
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Good. Not that I'm trying
to impress you or anything.
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- No, of course not. Okay.
- No.
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Maya Jiménez.
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- That's J-I...
- What do you think you're doing?
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Becoming a public servant?
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You're a child.
You can't run for office.
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Well, if I count as an adult
when you're trying to deport me,
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then I sure as hell
count as an adult now.
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What would somebody your age
know about governing?
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Well, I know we shouldn't be trying
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to deport our own citizens
over a prank gone wrong.
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You broke the law.
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Hey, it was a dumb law
made by dumb adults.
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If that's "mature" leadership,
maybe it's time
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we get a little immature.
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- Excuse me?
- Save it for the campaign, ladies.
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Ms. Jiménez is correct.
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According to the town charter,
she qualifies as an adult
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and is old enough to run for office.
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Hey, good luck.
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Thank you.
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See you.
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You know, I ran into William
earlier today,
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and he told me he wasn't
entering the election because
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he wanted to spend
more time with his family.
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More like more time with his new baby.
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You know, at least now I know.
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And I took your advice
and called Alexis.
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So now this explains why
I didn't get a call back.
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Easy there, American Psycho.
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Your girlfriend did you wrong,
not my muffin.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't even want
to talk about it anymore.
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Okay.
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Great. Let's talk
about something else.
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Are you gonna still run
for the new congress thing?
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Oh, yeah. I turned in
my paperwork this afternoon.
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Oh! And what is your platform?
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I'm assuming that it involves
asking Childish Gambino
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to write the new national anthem.
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Uh, right after Kara Walker
redesigns the flag.
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I mean, Greylock is stuck
between a superpower
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- and its closest allies.
- Mm-hmm.
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At some point,
we're gonna have to start thinking
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about national security.
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And diplomacy.
I figure we need
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someone who knows how to handle both
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without being a D-bag.
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What about you?
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Me?
You gonna run?
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You're always talking about something
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"somebody" should do
to make Greylock better.
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Why can't that somebody be you?
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Well, because I'm not...
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I can't...
You are.
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And you can.
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Come on, you should run.
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Having you on that council is
exactly what this country needs.
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Whoa, you know you're burning those,
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right?
Yeah, just how Doris likes them.
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Her cat's been puking like
a freshman on prom night.
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I'm, uh, just trying to cheer her up.
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What about you?
I heard
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that near-deportation thing
was pretty rough.
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Sorry I wasn't here to help.
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What were you gonna do?
It's not like anyone
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could stop Chairman Cooper
once she got going.
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She wasn't really trying
to screw you over, right?
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Yeah, well, she did anyway.
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Which is why I'm running for a spot
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on the new congress.
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That's allowed?
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I'm on the prelim ballot.
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Hey, actually, which reminds me,
I have a favor to ask.
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What, you want me
to suppress a few votes,
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pass out some election flyers
with the wrong date on them?
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No. I want you to
be my campaign manager.
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Okay, you know how to organize
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- and you know how to fight.
- Yeah,
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I know how to fight
against the system, Maya, not...
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not for it. Okay,
but why throw rocks
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at an ivory tower
when you can burn it down
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from the inside, okay?
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If I get a seat, I can actually
change stuff around here.
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I'm gonna need some compensation.
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How about my everlasting friendship
and gratitude?
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How about you cover my shift on Monday?
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Bella and I have a video date.
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Okay.
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Deal.
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Go!
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Come back!
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That's a good girl!
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You're bouncy today.
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You know, I think it's the
elections... the more I think about it,
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the more I think I might
actually kick ass at it.
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Oh, there's nothing "might" about it.
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It's just that, I don't know,
people who grow up
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from the part of town where I
grew up don't do things like this.
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That's why it's always
the Putnams and the Fernsbys
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- and the Coopers who end up running everything.
- Out. Yeah.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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My family is singularly unable to
stay away from a political tangle.
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You know,
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if you make it through
this first round,
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you're gonna have to debate
the other candidates.
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I know. I've been doing
my research,
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channeling my inner Socrates,
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and if that doesn't work,
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I'm just gonna throw some
Real Housewives at them. Ready?
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This is you.
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- This is me.
- Yeah,
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that's gonna play
really well in Greylock.
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How does Adam feel about you running?
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He's okay with it. That enthusiastic, huh?
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He just wants to protect me.
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He really thinks our
little local election
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is gonna get that dirty?
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Um, our leader just got smeared
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all over the American media.
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And, oh, by the way, I've been
doing some digging on Weston,
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and it looks like taking down big shots
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is kind of his thing.
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Yeah, I know, I read
all his stuff, too.
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I think it's less
"taking down big shots"
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and more "speaking truth to power,"
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which, honestly, I like.
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Even if you're the "power"? Yeah, I
guess I'm still getting used to that part.
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Just... mm,
be careful with him.
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He's already called me a dictator
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to an audience of millions.
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- What more could he do?
- I don't know.
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But I know that handsome men
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always find new ways to ambush you.
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
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"Vote for Danny Cooper"?
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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You realize other people
stay here, right?
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Four months ago,
you tried to bulldoze Greylock.
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Now you're gonna try and represent it?
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My bosses were always gonna put someone
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from Lydon into congress,
so I raised my hand.
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Oh, lucky me.
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How are you even eligible to run?
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You live in a hotel.
You're not a resident.
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Mailing addresses, all 350 of us.
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Sorry, sis, but 16%
of your voting population
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cashes checks with Lydon Industries.
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A Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government
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is not what democracy looks like.
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A group of voters uniting
in service of a common cause
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is exactly what democracy looks like.
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You just don't like the voters.
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But, hey, if you're
really that unhappy about it,
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you could always go
back to dictatorship. Oh.
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What did that article call you again?
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Don't...
"Chairman Cooper"?
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Has a nice ring to it.
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Careful what you wish for, Danny.
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You'll be first against the wall.
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Lactose tolerance...
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You gonna help me or what?
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I am helping you.
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How does you watching Hunter
chug a gallon of milk help me?
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It's research.
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Oh, for a dairy farm you're starting?
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No. For your campaign. Look.
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I was going through the Greylock
directory again today
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to try to find out where
your votes are gonna come from.
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It's not the townies...
Liz Fernsby owns them.
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Danny Cooper's got the Lydon guys,
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and Officer Johnson and Corinne
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are gonna split the independence vote.
321
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That doesn't leave
many blank ballots, huh?
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That's exactly what I was thinking,
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but there's one major group of voters
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that are unaccounted for.
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Us.
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Us?
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Teenagers.
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I mean, Greylock town charter states
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that adulthood starts at 15.
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That means most people
in high school can-can vote.
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Yeah, but, listen, everyone
in the high school hates me.
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No, they just don't know you, okay?
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And we're gonna change that,
we're gonna give them a reason
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to vote for Maya.
How do we do that?
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I think I have a way,
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but you're gonna hate it.
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So, Hunter, wh-what do you say?
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What, you want me to help you?
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Are you high?
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Dude, you're right.
I hate this idea.
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No, look, we don't like you
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00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,201
and you don't like us, but...
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you're popular.
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We want you to use that popularity
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to help Maya's campaign.
346
00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:35,334
Yeah... Why the hell
would I do that?
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Shorter school days.
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I'm listening.
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Studies show that shorter days
improve learning.
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You help me win the election,
maybe the last bell
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starts ringing an hour earlier.
Vote for Maya.
352
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That wouldn't completely suck.
353
00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,429
Neither would lowering
the drinking age.
354
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60% of countries let kids
drink before the age of 21.
355
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You really think you can swing that?
356
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,227
I mean, I can try,
but it definitely won't help
357
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if I'm not even in the room.
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What do I have to do?
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00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:59,567
Everybody follows you on social
media here at school, right?
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All you got to do is send out a few
posts, tweets... Couple little texts.
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00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,780
...texts, pictures: "Vaya
con Maya." Yeah. Yeah.
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00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,534
Just a few little things
for us and I really think...
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Vote for Maya.
What do you say?
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Say cheese, shorty.
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00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:23,841
All right. It's posted.
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See you Halloween costumes later.
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Ugh, what a tool.
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He's the right tool for the job.
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♪ This dismal epistle ♪
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♪ Grounds enough
for my dismissal ♪
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♪ Wherein I say,
"Things would be great ♪
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♪ If great things
could stay that way" ♪
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♪ You know I'm just depressed ♪
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♪ 'Cause no one's gonna
let me starve to death ♪
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♪ Or I'm doing well ♪
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♪ So much so I must
frustrate myself. ♪
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The candidates
are making some big promises.
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So what do you think
you can give to Greylock?
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What can voters expect
if they support you?
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That I'll support them right back.
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00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:02,630
There's this dumb idea
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that people have to be told
what we need.
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Young people,
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poor people,
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people without any power.
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00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:11,474
Hey. Greg.
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But we know what we need.
And what's that?
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Somebody who's willing to
shut up for a second and listen.
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That's what I can give to Greylock.
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00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:21,774
So none of this has anything
to do with the fact
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that one of the other candidates
tried to have you deported?
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00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:25,861
Of course it does.
I don't want something like that
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00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,696
to happen to anyone else.
394
00:14:27,697 --> 00:14:29,365
Ms. Cooper
and Liz Fernsby
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00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:30,866
could go after me
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because they thought I didn't matter.
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But I do. And so do the rest
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of Greylock's average citizens.
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My campaign is about proving that.
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Everybody counts.
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What are you doing?
402
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,753
You shouldn't be talking to him.
Why not?
403
00:14:42,754 --> 00:14:44,129
'Cause he called you out on your BS?
404
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,798
Hey, if you need any quotes on her,
405
00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:47,049
oof,
406
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,637
I've got plenty.
407
00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,261
Maya's 16.
I don't want her caught
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in the media's crosshairs.
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00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:53,514
Maya Jiménez
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00:14:53,515 --> 00:14:55,224
is a great story.
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00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,892
She's an inspiration. It's
exactly the kind of thing
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I was hoping for when I
requested this assignment.
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You requested this assignment?
Oh, can I...?
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00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:03,607
Of course I did.
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00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:05,484
A brand-new country,
led by a brilliant,
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00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:07,569
badass 24-year-old woman?
417
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,571
That's career-making stuff.
"Brilliant, badass"?
418
00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:12,491
You-you couldn't have led
your article with that?
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00:15:12,492 --> 00:15:13,659
You can blame my editor.
420
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,494
Go easy on Maya.
She's just a kid.
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00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:18,497
Goes without saying, Dear Leader.
422
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,040
Kidding.
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00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:21,125
I'm-I'm kidding.
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Kidding.
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00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,173
He bothering you?
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00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:29,717
No, he's fine.
If anyone's bothering me,
427
00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:31,343
it's me. I'm so antsy,
it's like I've forgotten
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00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,470
how to function without a crisis.
429
00:15:33,471 --> 00:15:34,930
I can set the coffee machine on fire
430
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:37,224
if it'll make you feel better.
431
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:38,517
Getting these elections right
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00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,893
is what will make me feel better.
433
00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:41,812
Greylock the country has...
434
00:15:41,813 --> 00:15:44,481
pretty much been my baby
for the past few months.
435
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,108
Bringing new people in is so scary.
436
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,735
Yeah, but it's the right thing to do.
437
00:15:47,736 --> 00:15:49,319
Besides, I can't handle this
on my own anymore.
438
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,363
It's way too much for one person.
439
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:53,031
When's the last time
you-you took a break?
440
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:55,033
Yeah, I have no idea.
Maybe, like, um,
441
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,535
that concert we went to the day before
442
00:15:56,536 --> 00:15:57,870
my brother arrived.
443
00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:00,875
Idles at The Roxy?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
444
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,542
Do you trust me?
445
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:05,335
The last time you asked me that,
446
00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:07,254
we had to hitchhike home from
that pet store in Albany.
447
00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,631
Yeah, but you also met Beth Ditto.
448
00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:10,591
Yeah, I trust you.
449
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,468
Good.
450
00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:16,013
Meet me here after the debate.
I got a surprise for you.
451
00:16:16,014 --> 00:16:17,222
What kind of surprise?
452
00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:19,436
The kind that's a surprise.
453
00:16:20,769 --> 00:16:22,311
Ladies and gentlemen,
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the results
of the preliminary round are in.
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00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:27,566
The six candidates for
the final runoff election are:
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Amy Johnson...
457
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:31,445
...Daniel Cooper,
458
00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:33,363
Olive Platt, Corinne Dearborn...
459
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,698
All right, Corinne!
460
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,074
...Elizabeth Fernsby...
461
00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:37,242
All right, Liz!
462
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,619
...and Maya Jiménez.
463
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,457
We look forward to seeing
you all at the debate tonight.
464
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,795
Hey, congrats, AJ.
Oh, thank you.
465
00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:50,464
Hey.
466
00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,216
I just heard that you made it
to the runoff.
467
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:54,218
Congratulations.
468
00:16:54,219 --> 00:16:55,886
Oh, so now you want to talk to me?
469
00:16:55,887 --> 00:16:57,596
I'm really sorry
that I haven't called, okay?
470
00:16:57,597 --> 00:17:01,266
Uh, William has been
very present lately.
471
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,477
Of course. I'm sure
he's excited about the baby.
472
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,355
I'm sorry, what?
Don't stand here and lie to me.
473
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:08,273
I found the pregnancy test, Alexis.
474
00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:09,942
You, you snooped in my...
475
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:11,318
I was cleaning up,
476
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,611
and I found it.
477
00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:14,655
And like a good girlf...
478
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:16,532
whatever I am to you,
479
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:18,200
I waited for you to tell me about it.
480
00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:19,701
Spoiler alert: you didn't.
481
00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:21,161
So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off.
482
00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:23,330
AJ. Look, I get you're married.
483
00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:25,457
That was a part of the deal
when we started. But a baby
484
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,750
is different.
485
00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:27,876
And then you fill my head with BS
486
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,294
about you being crazy about me.
487
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,713
Meanwhile, you're starting
an 18-year re-up
488
00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:33,215
with your husband.
489
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:34,556
Behind my back.
You don't...
490
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,199
Oh. Officer Johnson.
491
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,155
We just heard.
Congrats on the runoff.
492
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:42,850
Congrats to you, too.
A new baby is so exciting.
493
00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,729
What?
494
00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:54,945
Alexis, you're pregnant?
495
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:57,158
Oh...
496
00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:10,454
Why is there a disco ball
in my walk-in?
497
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,581
I'm doing something for Sarah.
Ah.
498
00:18:12,582 --> 00:18:15,042
And is this, uh,
sudden burst of boldness
499
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:18,170
related to the charming reporter
that's been sneaking around?
500
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:20,922
He's not that charming.
Uh, he is that charming.
501
00:18:20,923 --> 00:18:24,542
Maybe, maybe me seeing
him make cow eyes at her
502
00:18:24,544 --> 00:18:26,470
sped up the process a little bit,
503
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,558
but it was bound to happen.
504
00:18:32,226 --> 00:18:33,435
What?
505
00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,771
- N-Nothing.
- That's not a "nothing" look.
506
00:18:35,772 --> 00:18:38,023
Is this the first date
507
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,445
that you've gone on since...?
508
00:18:41,427 --> 00:18:43,512
I-I'm sorry for even bringing it up.
509
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,389
It's okay. Patience is
gone, and I'm here
510
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,600
With an absolutely perfect woman
who I'm pretty sure is into me.
511
00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:51,353
So, yeah. It's time to move on.
512
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:52,495
Of course.
513
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:54,439
I'm good.
514
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,985
I'm good.
515
00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,822
Uh, good evening.
516
00:19:01,823 --> 00:19:04,650
Welcome to Greylock's inaugural
legislative primary debate.
517
00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:06,535
To those of you here tonight
and those of you
518
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,537
listening from home, I'm Weston Woods
519
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,455
of The Yorkshire,
and as an impartial observer,
520
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:11,915
I'm honored to have been asked
521
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,418
to moderate this evening's event.
522
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,461
Each candidate will give
their opening statement,
523
00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:18,839
then we'll move
to a roundtable discussion.
524
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,091
This is your chance to get
to know your candidates.
525
00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:23,010
I look forward
to an enlightening evening.
526
00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:29,349
The most important issue facing
Greylock today is identity.
527
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,810
Who are we?
But more importantly,
528
00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,603
who do we want to be?
529
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:36,189
We are a nation of tradition.
530
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,650
But we are also a home for innovation.
531
00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:40,444
A place for second chances.
532
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,363
A land of wild and untamed beauty.
533
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:44,823
A community of strength.
534
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,742
A harbor from the storm.
535
00:19:46,743 --> 00:19:48,702
We founded this country
536
00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,495
to get rid of Lydon.
537
00:19:50,496 --> 00:19:53,206
Why would we put one of their
lackeys in our government?
538
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:55,334
I'm a son of Greylock.
This place shaped me.
539
00:19:55,335 --> 00:19:57,961
I'm just looking for an
opportunity to return the favor.
540
00:19:57,962 --> 00:20:00,714
Government works best
as a team of rivals.
541
00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,591
We can't have a congress
of Sarah's flunkies
542
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,760
rubber-stamping her every whim.
543
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:05,969
Sarah's roommate,
544
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,554
Sarah's brother, Sarah's best friend,
545
00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:08,764
Sarah's devotee.
546
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:10,015
Former devotee.
547
00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:11,558
How are we supposed to have
548
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,070
independent oversight if Sarah owns
549
00:20:13,071 --> 00:20:14,227
half the candidates?
550
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:15,230
No one owns me.
551
00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:16,605
And just because I live with Sarah
552
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:17,845
doesn't mean I can't tell her
553
00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:19,754
where to stick it and
when it needs to be stuck.
554
00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:20,942
New ideas
555
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,652
are exactly what this country needs.
556
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,280
And to get new ideas,
we need new faces.
557
00:20:25,281 --> 00:20:28,116
My family has been in
Greylock since its founding.
558
00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:29,826
We declared independence
559
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,370
so we could stay who we were.
560
00:20:31,371 --> 00:20:32,788
I love
561
00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:33,997
Greylock's unique history,
562
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:36,625
but a country isn't a hot dog stand.
563
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,835
You can't rely on the
same formula forever.
564
00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:41,130
The world is changing.
We have to change with it.
565
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,343
You know, I could see why you
would say that, Ms. Dearborn.
566
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,428
Because if anyone would benefit
567
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:50,430
from forgetting the past, it's you.
568
00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:51,973
Uh, what do you mean by that?
569
00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,725
You know, most people wrote you off
570
00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:55,936
when you became another
teen pregnancy statistic,
571
00:20:55,937 --> 00:20:59,064
but you certainly have made the most
572
00:20:59,065 --> 00:21:01,861
of your youthful mistakes.
573
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:04,945
Sorr... My-my youth...
My youthful mistakes?
574
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:07,072
What... uh, what do you,
what do you mean by that?
575
00:21:07,073 --> 00:21:10,286
Are you calling my son a mistake?
576
00:21:12,787 --> 00:21:14,413
Hey, bitch in the ugly blouse,
577
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,956
did you just call my son a mistake?
578
00:21:15,957 --> 00:21:17,416
Because I swear to God, if you even...
579
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,084
This election
580
00:21:19,085 --> 00:21:21,878
is just the first step
in a long journey
581
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,839
toward Greylock's future.
I suggest
582
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,925
we worry less about what we've done,
583
00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:28,051
focus more on
584
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:29,389
what we can do.
585
00:21:38,187 --> 00:21:39,771
Grover, what...?
586
00:21:39,772 --> 00:21:41,273
Excuse me, Miss, uh-uh,
587
00:21:41,274 --> 00:21:44,570
you can't come in here
without an I.D.
588
00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:49,073
It's me, I promise.
589
00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:58,126
Enjoy your night.
Thank you.
590
00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,509
Hi.
Hi.
591
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:13,680
You look like a...
whiskey ginger type.
592
00:22:13,681 --> 00:22:16,016
How did you know?
593
00:22:16,017 --> 00:22:17,979
Lucky guess.
594
00:22:18,644 --> 00:22:21,357
Grover, this is amazing.
595
00:22:22,023 --> 00:22:24,983
Why did you do all of this?
596
00:22:24,984 --> 00:22:26,735
'Cause you deserve a night out.
597
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:29,529
And I figured since I couldn't
get you to a club
598
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:33,536
before the elections,
I'd bring the club to you.
599
00:22:39,165 --> 00:22:40,373
Thank you.
600
00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:41,541
Cheers.
601
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,671
Cheers.
602
00:22:45,254 --> 00:22:49,132
Ah. The opener should be on
any moment now.
603
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,718
♪ We will have
to save ourselves... ♪
604
00:22:51,719 --> 00:22:53,264
There they are.
605
00:22:54,514 --> 00:22:56,014
Okay. Come on.
606
00:22:56,015 --> 00:23:01,478
♪ We are hiding way down low ♪
607
00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:04,648
♪ Sacrificing limbs ♪
608
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:09,361
♪ For a rope, a hope hoax ♪
609
00:23:09,362 --> 00:23:12,489
♪ Oh, no... ♪
610
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:15,158
Come on, come on.
611
00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:17,953
♪ Oh, no... ♪
612
00:23:17,954 --> 00:23:20,247
I'm used to there being
more people to hide behind!
613
00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:22,332
Who are you gonna hide behind?
It's just me. Come on!
614
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:26,503
♪ Just us... ♪
615
00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:31,591
Thanks for coming.
616
00:23:31,592 --> 00:23:35,136
Sarah's out,
so I thought we could talk.
617
00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:38,056
I think you have said
more than enough today.
618
00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:39,849
Why the hell do you think
you have the right
619
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,142
to talk to my husband?!
I messed up, okay?
620
00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:42,811
I know I messed up.
621
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,145
You want to know why I didn't
tell you about the baby?
622
00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:46,231
Huh? Because there is no baby.
623
00:23:46,232 --> 00:23:47,691
You lost it?
624
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,568
I had an abortion.
625
00:23:49,569 --> 00:23:51,736
I missed my period and I took a test
626
00:23:51,737 --> 00:23:53,905
and I had no idea
where my marriage was going
627
00:23:53,906 --> 00:23:56,116
and I had no idea
what you and I were doing
628
00:23:56,117 --> 00:24:00,745
and I was, I-I was in no place
to be a mother.
629
00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:03,415
So I told William
that I was gonna go see
630
00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:06,587
an old college friend
and I went to the city and...
631
00:24:08,254 --> 00:24:10,716
And I wanted to tell you.
632
00:24:11,549 --> 00:24:13,550
I wanted to call you.
633
00:24:13,551 --> 00:24:18,558
I just needed a few more days
to get my head on straight.
634
00:24:20,057 --> 00:24:22,892
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
635
00:24:22,893 --> 00:24:24,477
Yeah, of course you didn't know.
636
00:24:24,478 --> 00:24:27,522
You didn't know
because you didn't ask me.
637
00:24:27,523 --> 00:24:29,858
Instead of asking me,
you just went off half-cocked
638
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,276
with your own delusions
and then you spewed
639
00:24:31,277 --> 00:24:32,986
those delusions at my husband.
640
00:24:32,987 --> 00:24:34,404
I was angry.
641
00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:35,783
No. Stay away from me.
642
00:24:37,199 --> 00:24:39,868
And I was confused and I was hurt.
643
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:44,289
Yeah, well, you know,
so am I, AJ, so am I.
644
00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:47,334
And I'm also married
645
00:24:47,335 --> 00:24:51,087
to a good and compassionate man
who doesn't deserve any of this.
646
00:24:51,088 --> 00:24:55,216
So... I am going to go
to New York with that man
647
00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:57,010
and I'm gonna see if there's
anything left of our marriage
648
00:24:57,011 --> 00:24:58,764
that we can save.
649
00:25:01,849 --> 00:25:03,475
What did you tell him
about the pregnancy?
650
00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:07,565
That is none of your business.
651
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,860
Does he know about us?
652
00:25:11,609 --> 00:25:13,571
No.
653
00:25:17,031 --> 00:25:21,409
There is a world where this ended
654
00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:23,956
so differently.
655
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,834
The way I felt about you...
656
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,922
Goodbye, AJ.
657
00:25:34,423 --> 00:25:36,591
♪ Ships with ♪
658
00:25:36,592 --> 00:25:38,843
♪ Ships with holes will sink ♪
659
00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:44,393
♪ And I will swim ♪
660
00:25:45,101 --> 00:25:48,311
♪ It's nothing,
make time for us ♪
661
00:25:48,312 --> 00:25:50,647
♪ Make time for us ♪
662
00:25:50,648 --> 00:25:53,108
♪ Can't even shout for words ♪
663
00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:55,694
♪ You know
I'm far too shameful ♪
664
00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:57,862
♪ It's nothing ♪
665
00:25:57,863 --> 00:26:01,741
♪ Make time for us,
make time for us ♪
666
00:26:01,742 --> 00:26:04,244
♪ Can't even sing for words ♪
667
00:26:04,245 --> 00:26:07,375
♪ You know
I'm far too shameful. ♪
668
00:26:32,565 --> 00:26:34,610
Grover?
669
00:26:36,569 --> 00:26:38,155
Uh, sorry.
670
00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:41,489
Uh, I sh... I sh... I...
671
00:26:41,490 --> 00:26:43,244
I sh... I shouldn't have.
672
00:26:45,244 --> 00:26:47,620
Sometimes you look at me
like you need me to breathe,
673
00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:49,831
and then, other times,
674
00:26:49,832 --> 00:26:52,712
you can't stand to be
in the same room with me.
675
00:26:55,671 --> 00:26:58,467
I knew you weren't ready,
I just really wanted you to be.
676
00:26:59,175 --> 00:27:00,508
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
677
00:27:00,509 --> 00:27:02,552
I-I want you, Sarah.
678
00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:05,180
I do. But, um...
679
00:27:05,181 --> 00:27:07,852
I... Oh, God.
680
00:27:09,685 --> 00:27:11,439
I can't.
681
00:27:12,146 --> 00:27:14,483
I just can't.
682
00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:20,195
It's okay.
683
00:27:20,196 --> 00:27:22,616
I get it.
684
00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:26,620
When you are ready...
685
00:27:28,537 --> 00:27:31,292
...you're gonna make
someone else incredibly happy.
686
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,879
"Someone else."
687
00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:56,127
So...
688
00:27:56,128 --> 00:27:58,504
he just couldn't get over
that Patience hurdle, huh?
689
00:27:58,505 --> 00:28:00,548
I don't know why I thought he would.
690
00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,592
It's hard,
691
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:06,137
feeling something for somebody so long,
692
00:28:06,138 --> 00:28:08,180
and coming to terms with the fact
693
00:28:08,181 --> 00:28:10,644
that they can't reciprocate.
694
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,813
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on with you?
695
00:28:15,814 --> 00:28:19,945
'Cause clearly that little
speech wasn't just for me.
696
00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:25,781
For the past few months,
I've been sleeping
697
00:28:25,782 --> 00:28:27,744
with Alexis Whitmore.
698
00:28:28,744 --> 00:28:31,537
But as of last night...
699
00:28:31,538 --> 00:28:34,665
I basically dynamited Alexis's marriage
700
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,628
and our affair.
701
00:28:38,921 --> 00:28:42,965
So, yeah.
702
00:28:42,966 --> 00:28:45,304
I'm batting a thousand over here.
703
00:29:05,614 --> 00:29:07,993
That's better.
704
00:29:11,495 --> 00:29:13,329
Looking like a snack
in those pants, Charlie.
705
00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:17,583
Yeah... yeah.
706
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,338
Oh.
707
00:29:21,797 --> 00:29:23,342
Hey, shorty.
708
00:29:24,257 --> 00:29:25,508
Got to admit,
709
00:29:25,509 --> 00:29:26,509
you did way better last night
710
00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:27,846
than I thought you would.
711
00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:31,642
What does he want?
712
00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:34,266
It's funny you should ask.
713
00:29:34,267 --> 00:29:37,231
You still have to get
through the final election.
714
00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:40,690
And you need me.
715
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,653
But I need all that.
716
00:29:46,738 --> 00:29:49,240
"ATV access in Hargis Preserve"?
717
00:29:49,241 --> 00:29:51,409
"Homecoming as a national holiday"?
718
00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:53,119
Mm-hmm.
719
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,080
"Pack the courts with
youthful hotties"? Uh-huh.
720
00:29:56,081 --> 00:29:57,623
That-That's BS, dude.
721
00:29:57,624 --> 00:29:59,086
That's politics.
722
00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:02,965
Pass.
723
00:30:04,631 --> 00:30:06,257
Look, I go, my votes go with me.
724
00:30:06,258 --> 00:30:08,845
I lose, we all lose.
725
00:30:09,678 --> 00:30:11,848
Yeah, maybe.
726
00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:14,432
Maybe not.
727
00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:17,059
You know how to find me
728
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,398
when you change your mind.
729
00:30:24,901 --> 00:30:26,777
It's Grover, right?
730
00:30:26,778 --> 00:30:29,116
Mind if I ask you a few questions?
731
00:30:29,865 --> 00:30:31,490
I'm not involved in the election.
732
00:30:31,491 --> 00:30:35,036
Oh, it's not about the election.
About Sarah.
733
00:30:35,037 --> 00:30:38,583
I don't know.
She's smart, she's kind.
734
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:40,750
Is she single?
735
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:42,084
Excuse me?
736
00:30:42,085 --> 00:30:44,879
Does she have a romantic partner?
737
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,131
What's that got to do with anything?
738
00:30:47,132 --> 00:30:49,300
Well, Sarah's currently the
youngest head of state on Earth.
739
00:30:49,301 --> 00:30:51,218
And you want to turn her
into a sex object.
740
00:30:51,219 --> 00:30:53,846
No, I want to humanize her.
741
00:30:53,847 --> 00:30:55,556
Show a generation of young people
742
00:30:55,557 --> 00:30:58,392
that she's just like they are,
with the same hopes and dreams
743
00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:01,604
and, yeah, maybe
the same romantic problems.
744
00:31:01,605 --> 00:31:03,230
Hopefully inspire
745
00:31:03,231 --> 00:31:05,566
a few to follow
in her footsteps, you know?
746
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,822
Yeah. She's single.
747
00:31:12,449 --> 00:31:14,825
Hi, Danny.
What are you doing here?
748
00:31:14,826 --> 00:31:17,036
Uh, just talking to the judge
about an easement
749
00:31:17,037 --> 00:31:18,829
on one of our mines. You?
Nice. Um...
750
00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,289
I'm... Nothing.
751
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:21,791
I just...
Wait a minute, you're...
752
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,542
What?
You're not...
753
00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:25,336
What? Giving up?
754
00:31:25,337 --> 00:31:26,670
Packing it in?
755
00:31:26,671 --> 00:31:28,506
Waving the white flag with, uh,
756
00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:30,132
furious abandon? Yes.
757
00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:32,384
Why?
Last night was a disaster.
758
00:31:32,385 --> 00:31:34,261
Liz set a trap, and I walked into it.
759
00:31:34,262 --> 00:31:36,013
And I made myself at home.
760
00:31:36,014 --> 00:31:38,349
Just another white trash train wreck.
761
00:31:38,350 --> 00:31:40,226
Okay, there's no coming back from that.
762
00:31:40,227 --> 00:31:42,228
Liz Fernsby...
763
00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:43,854
is an ass.
764
00:31:43,855 --> 00:31:45,606
She was born an ass,
she lives as an ass,
765
00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:47,149
and she will die an ass.
766
00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:48,692
Everyone in Greylock knows it.
767
00:31:48,693 --> 00:31:50,069
Just like they know you.
768
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:51,987
You are not a train wreck.
769
00:31:51,988 --> 00:31:54,115
You're smart, you're capable,
and you care.
770
00:31:54,116 --> 00:31:56,325
As long as those things are true,
771
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:58,160
you'll always have a chance.
772
00:31:58,161 --> 00:32:01,747
When people look at me,
they don't see a leader.
773
00:32:01,748 --> 00:32:03,124
I do. I'm people.
774
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,667
Danny, you don't have to...
It's okay.
775
00:32:04,668 --> 00:32:06,293
All this policy stuff is
776
00:32:06,294 --> 00:32:07,795
over my head anyways.
Why do you always do that?
777
00:32:07,796 --> 00:32:09,130
What?
778
00:32:09,131 --> 00:32:12,052
Pretend to be dumber than you are.
779
00:32:15,929 --> 00:32:19,223
I know my sister casts a long shadow.
780
00:32:19,224 --> 00:32:22,854
But that doesn't mean that
you can't cast one of your own.
781
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,481
Tell me how you feel
about Greylock's school system.
782
00:32:27,482 --> 00:32:28,816
Danny, I don't want to...
Tell me.
783
00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:31,068
Okay, well, now that we're finally
784
00:32:31,069 --> 00:32:32,611
free from America's Jurassic-era
785
00:32:32,612 --> 00:32:34,488
curriculum, we can take a look
786
00:32:34,489 --> 00:32:36,657
at how to holistically
serve all of our students.
787
00:32:36,658 --> 00:32:38,534
Not just the five who test well.
788
00:32:38,535 --> 00:32:41,954
I mean, independence is probably
789
00:32:41,955 --> 00:32:43,205
the best thing that could have happened
790
00:32:43,206 --> 00:32:44,790
for our children's futures.
791
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,126
Trust me.
I do.
792
00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:49,548
Now go get the rest
of Greylock to do the same.
793
00:32:51,089 --> 00:32:53,883
Turned and burned,
just how you like 'em, Doris.
794
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,926
There you go.
Mmm.
795
00:32:55,927 --> 00:32:57,553
Hey, what'd the vet say
about Eartha Kitty?
796
00:32:57,554 --> 00:32:59,847
She'll be fine, the little diva.
797
00:32:59,848 --> 00:33:01,307
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
798
00:33:01,308 --> 00:33:02,725
Hey, let me know
if you need anything else.
799
00:33:02,726 --> 00:33:04,435
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
800
00:33:04,436 --> 00:33:06,645
Oh.
801
00:33:06,646 --> 00:33:07,646
What now?
802
00:33:07,647 --> 00:33:09,315
Hunter.
803
00:33:09,316 --> 00:33:11,317
He started a write-in campaign
for himself.
804
00:33:11,318 --> 00:33:13,444
Dude. He'll never win.
805
00:33:13,445 --> 00:33:15,112
Yeah, I think he knows that.
806
00:33:15,113 --> 00:33:16,280
He's trying to make you
807
00:33:16,281 --> 00:33:18,115
regret pissing him off.
808
00:33:18,116 --> 00:33:19,909
Okay, the only thing I regret
is not kicking him in the balls.
809
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,328
But we can spin this.
810
00:33:22,329 --> 00:33:24,538
You know, he pissed off
the whole volleyball team
811
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:26,457
last year when he called
Emma Donnelly a cow.
812
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,709
Yeah, I'm just, I'm done
chasing the popular kids.
813
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,044
If I'm gonna lose the election,
814
00:33:30,045 --> 00:33:31,754
I'm at least gonna keep my pride.
815
00:33:31,755 --> 00:33:33,464
You'll always have me and Doris.
816
00:33:33,465 --> 00:33:35,174
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
817
00:33:35,175 --> 00:33:36,926
I do always have you and Doris.
818
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,594
And the cross country team,
and with Doris,
819
00:33:38,595 --> 00:33:40,387
you probably got
the senior center vote.
820
00:33:40,388 --> 00:33:42,723
That's my constituency.
821
00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:45,226
The people that everyone else
in Greylock overlooks.
822
00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:47,436
Yeah.
823
00:33:47,437 --> 00:33:49,480
And that dude Charlie,
right, with the plaid pants?
824
00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:51,190
Yeah.
I mean, he loves you.
825
00:33:51,191 --> 00:33:52,733
And he's a bigwig
at the bowling league?
826
00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:54,652
Yeah, and Greg the Goth,
827
00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:56,862
he's really tight with
all of the band kids.
828
00:33:56,863 --> 00:33:58,280
Dude, screw Hunter.
829
00:33:58,281 --> 00:33:59,698
We're gonna build
a country-wide coalition
830
00:33:59,699 --> 00:34:01,533
out of Greylock's misfit toys.
831
00:34:01,534 --> 00:34:03,577
Okay.
832
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:04,954
Hey.
833
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:16,173
♪ You started falling apart... ♪
834
00:34:16,174 --> 00:34:18,300
Hey. Hey.
835
00:34:18,301 --> 00:34:20,052
That's for undecided voters.
836
00:34:20,053 --> 00:34:21,845
I thought you were
going after the youth vote.
837
00:34:21,846 --> 00:34:23,847
I am. And the elderly vote.
838
00:34:23,848 --> 00:34:25,766
And the birders and the marching band
839
00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,434
and the bowling league and anyone else
840
00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:29,019
who's ever felt left out.
841
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,814
Everybody counts.
842
00:34:31,815 --> 00:34:34,108
Before we get to the results,
I just want to say
843
00:34:34,109 --> 00:34:36,860
how proud I am of everyone.
844
00:34:36,861 --> 00:34:38,612
Our citizens and all
845
00:34:38,613 --> 00:34:40,948
of our candidates, the level
of engagement has been
846
00:34:40,949 --> 00:34:43,659
beyond my wildest dreams and...
847
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,245
I know whoever wins, they're gonna,
848
00:34:46,246 --> 00:34:48,163
they're gonna pour
their hearts and souls into
849
00:34:48,164 --> 00:34:51,211
helping Greylock grow.
850
00:34:53,044 --> 00:34:55,045
Thank you, Sarah.
All right, here we go.
851
00:34:55,046 --> 00:34:56,839
In order of voting percentage,
852
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,049
Greylock's new legislators are...
853
00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,509
Amy Johnson...
854
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,054
Daniel Cooper...
855
00:35:04,055 --> 00:35:06,682
and Maya Jiménez.
856
00:35:06,683 --> 00:35:08,436
What?
Yes!
857
00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:12,857
And beating out the fifth place
finisher by just two votes...
858
00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:17,318
...Elizabeth Fernsby!
859
00:35:17,319 --> 00:35:20,655
Congratulations to Greylock's
first legislators.
860
00:35:27,741 --> 00:35:30,680
The reign of Queen Sarah
hath come to an end.
861
00:35:30,682 --> 00:35:32,641
You'll finally have
some real oversight.
862
00:35:32,642 --> 00:35:35,227
Hey, sorry it didn't work out,
but "A" for effort.
863
00:35:35,228 --> 00:35:37,600
Oh, hey, Liz? Um,
"K" for kiss my... Hey!
864
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,064
Sorry.
865
00:35:39,065 --> 00:35:41,150
She's just... what a...
douche canoe.
866
00:35:41,151 --> 00:35:42,776
Yeah, okay, yeah, I know, but she's,
867
00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:45,279
she's my douche canoe now.
868
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,323
So paddle upstream.
Okay.
869
00:35:47,324 --> 00:35:48,949
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
870
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:52,119
So... how's it feel to be
a government official?
871
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,662
I don't think it hit me until now
872
00:35:53,663 --> 00:35:55,497
how many people
are actually counting on me.
873
00:35:55,498 --> 00:35:57,333
- I just hope I don't disappoint them.
- You won't.
874
00:35:57,334 --> 00:35:58,834
You're gonna kill it.
875
00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:00,502
Hey, I just wanted to come say
congratulations.
876
00:36:00,503 --> 00:36:03,255
You two make a really good team.
877
00:36:03,256 --> 00:36:04,882
I was really proud
to vote for you, Maya.
878
00:36:04,883 --> 00:36:06,928
Thanks.
879
00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:12,348
Excuse us, Sarah. This is
kind of a family moment.
880
00:36:12,349 --> 00:36:14,350
Oh, of course, I'm sorry.
881
00:36:14,351 --> 00:36:15,726
Alexis?
882
00:36:15,727 --> 00:36:17,394
What are you doing here?
883
00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:19,605
William wanted one of us here
to see the winners.
884
00:36:19,606 --> 00:36:22,524
After everything that happened, I
couldn't exactly say no. Wait, listen.
885
00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:23,984
I'm sure you don't want
to hear this from me,
886
00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:25,569
but I need to say it anyway.
887
00:36:25,570 --> 00:36:27,363
The truth is...
888
00:36:27,364 --> 00:36:29,114
I was falling for you.
889
00:36:29,115 --> 00:36:31,492
And when I thought you weren't
on the same page as me,
890
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:33,246
I just got scared.
891
00:36:34,454 --> 00:36:37,373
It's not an excuse for what I did.
892
00:36:37,374 --> 00:36:39,375
But...
893
00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:41,502
I need you to know that I'm sorry.
894
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,171
Now I know.
895
00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:46,257
Goodbye, AJ.
896
00:36:46,258 --> 00:36:48,759
♪ If I was all right
and they sat with me a while ♪
897
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,638
♪ In the cool, dark country... ♪
898
00:36:52,639 --> 00:36:54,807
Not bad for a first election, huh?
899
00:36:54,808 --> 00:36:57,393
You prove the "Chairman Cooper"
headline more wrong every day.
900
00:36:57,394 --> 00:37:00,187
Yes. Do you have
any final questions?
901
00:37:00,188 --> 00:37:02,484
Just one. Uh...
902
00:37:03,275 --> 00:37:05,693
How do you feel about Api Morado?
903
00:37:05,694 --> 00:37:07,027
Is that a person?
904
00:37:07,028 --> 00:37:09,280
It's a drink.
Comes from Bolivia.
905
00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:11,323
Warm purple corn mash
with, uh, cinnamon,
906
00:37:11,324 --> 00:37:14,618
cloves...
orange zest.
907
00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:16,829
There's a little bar just opened
down the street from my hotel.
908
00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,414
The bartender makes his own.
909
00:37:18,415 --> 00:37:19,957
This feels less like a reporter asking
910
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,834
a question and more like you...
911
00:37:21,835 --> 00:37:23,922
asking me out.
912
00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:28,340
Yeah, that's because
I am asking you out.
913
00:37:28,341 --> 00:37:30,217
I have to file this story
914
00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:32,303
at midnight... until then,
I'm a journalist covering
915
00:37:32,304 --> 00:37:34,013
the town of Greylock. Going
on a date with you would be...
916
00:37:34,014 --> 00:37:36,181
well, it'd be totally unethical.
917
00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:37,892
Mm-hmm.
But at 12:01,
918
00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:41,395
I'm just a guy.
919
00:37:41,396 --> 00:37:43,147
♪ In all the years gone by... ♪
920
00:37:43,148 --> 00:37:45,149
A guy who spent
the last couple of weeks
921
00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:46,442
completely bowled over
922
00:37:46,443 --> 00:37:48,152
by the fearless, fascinating,
923
00:37:48,153 --> 00:37:51,488
drop-dead gorgeous woman
in front of him right now.
924
00:37:51,489 --> 00:37:54,825
So I'm gonna be celebrating this
925
00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:57,995
story at 12:01 tonight
with some warm Api Morado.
926
00:37:57,996 --> 00:38:01,626
And I'd love it if you'd join me.
927
00:38:02,709 --> 00:38:04,501
I don't know what to say.
928
00:38:04,502 --> 00:38:06,420
That's all right,
that's all right, um...
929
00:38:06,421 --> 00:38:09,298
you still have five hours
to figure it out.
930
00:38:09,299 --> 00:38:11,469
Okay.
Okay.
931
00:38:29,903 --> 00:38:31,570
Hi. You, uh,
932
00:38:31,571 --> 00:38:33,197
all alone out here?
933
00:38:33,198 --> 00:38:36,700
Yeah, Adam took Josh home to bed, so...
934
00:38:36,701 --> 00:38:38,911
But not before I got to hear him ask
935
00:38:38,912 --> 00:38:42,292
if, uh, this result
"makes Mommy a loser."
936
00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:46,210
You are not a loser.
937
00:38:46,211 --> 00:38:49,088
You were right with what
you said the other day.
938
00:38:49,089 --> 00:38:50,714
I would have regretted quitting.
939
00:38:50,715 --> 00:38:53,592
So thank you for making me
stand up for myself.
940
00:38:53,593 --> 00:38:55,677
I just gave you a little
push is all. Yeah, well,
941
00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:57,474
it was a push that I needed, so...
942
00:38:58,765 --> 00:39:01,603
And, hey, congrats.
943
00:39:05,355 --> 00:39:07,692
Good night, Danny.
944
00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:13,406
♪ In love with the water ♪
945
00:39:14,823 --> 00:39:18,492
♪ In lust with the open sky ♪
946
00:39:18,493 --> 00:39:22,246
♪ I swallowed the mirror ♪
947
00:39:22,247 --> 00:39:26,709
♪ Reflect as the days flow by ♪
948
00:39:32,382 --> 00:39:34,133
Come on, AJ,
949
00:39:34,134 --> 00:39:35,551
you won.
950
00:39:35,552 --> 00:39:37,553
How is it that I lost to my ex,
951
00:39:37,554 --> 00:39:39,179
and I'm still more chipper
than you are?
952
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,722
I saw Alexis tonight.
953
00:39:40,723 --> 00:39:42,933
Oh, wow, then you're
really gonna need this.
954
00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:45,144
You will move on soon enough.
955
00:39:45,145 --> 00:39:47,396
Mm-hmm, hopefully
956
00:39:47,397 --> 00:39:50,149
with a single woman who isn't married
957
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:52,276
to William Whitmore.
Yes.
958
00:39:52,277 --> 00:39:53,944
No, thank you.
I need a sex cleanse.
959
00:39:53,945 --> 00:39:55,779
I need to focus on something new.
960
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:58,407
Like the congressional seat
I just beat you out for.
961
00:39:58,408 --> 00:39:59,992
And she's back.
Yes.
962
00:39:59,993 --> 00:40:01,952
That should work.
963
00:40:01,953 --> 00:40:04,621
A toast to...
964
00:40:04,622 --> 00:40:06,498
Greylock.
965
00:40:06,499 --> 00:40:08,208
And to new beginnings.
966
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,002
To Greylock and new beginnings.
967
00:40:10,003 --> 00:40:11,795
♪ And darn it all ♪
968
00:40:11,796 --> 00:40:16,258
♪ The moss, it's glowing ♪
969
00:40:16,259 --> 00:40:20,471
♪ Still wet in the morning sun ♪
970
00:40:20,472 --> 00:40:24,308
♪ Thought I saw a ladder... ♪
971
00:40:24,309 --> 00:40:26,477
Hey...
972
00:40:26,478 --> 00:40:28,104
you came.
973
00:40:34,527 --> 00:40:37,571
You hyped up this purple drink
so much, I had to try it.
974
00:40:37,572 --> 00:40:39,865
Hey, I'll get that for you.
975
00:40:39,866 --> 00:40:42,370
Thank you.
You're welcome.
976
00:40:47,332 --> 00:40:49,291
Okay, that's really good.
977
00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:52,044
Thank you.
978
00:40:52,045 --> 00:40:54,171
♪ It swallowed the glory... ♪
979
00:40:54,172 --> 00:40:55,547
So, did you bring me
all the way down here
980
00:40:55,548 --> 00:40:57,927
just to drink weird Bolivian tea?
981
00:40:59,052 --> 00:41:00,928
I brought you all the way
down here so I can tell you
982
00:41:00,929 --> 00:41:02,721
I really want to kiss you.
983
00:41:02,722 --> 00:41:04,848
I have since
984
00:41:04,849 --> 00:41:07,141
about five minutes after we met.
985
00:41:09,278 --> 00:41:12,063
Wow. That was really...
forward of me.
986
00:41:12,065 --> 00:41:13,648
I'm sorry.
987
00:41:13,650 --> 00:41:15,442
♪ The side of the mother ♪
988
00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:17,688
"Don't bury the lede," right?
989
00:41:17,689 --> 00:41:21,192
♪ Won't have any questions ♪
990
00:41:21,491 --> 00:41:25,285
♪ Won't have
any questions ♪
991
00:41:25,286 --> 00:41:29,039
♪ Won't have any questions. ♪