1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,923 [exciting music] 2 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:12,220 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:15,223 - [breathing heavily] 4 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,474 - Hey! Stop! 5 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,268 - It's an emergency! 6 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,894 - What are you doing? 7 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,147 It's not safe! 8 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,150 - [panting] 9 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:29,571 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,072 Under the seat. 11 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,158 - Thank you. 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,578 Not the time to invite any crow's feet. 13 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,039 - Yeah. 14 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,999 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,250 - [sighs] 16 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,128 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,505 God, look at this. 18 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,466 Jack Danby's reps have him 19 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,301 schmoozing with the head of comedy 20 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,844 and the CEO of the whole conglomerate. 21 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,346 - You know what? Don't worry, 22 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,139 'cause Kayla and I are all over it, OK? 23 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,849 We're working really hard to connect with Winnie Landell. 24 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:00,143 - Oh, yeah, she looks like she's all over it. 25 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,811 - [snoring] - [sighs] 26 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,772 Winnie's schedule is packed, and every comedy rep 27 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,732 is trying to sit down with her, so it's been a little tricky. 28 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,068 - Tricky for you. 29 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,111 You need to get a meeting with Winnie ASAP. 30 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,738 - I promise you we will, OK? 31 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,156 And when we do, I already have a great angle, OK? 32 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,699 I've practiced this. 33 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,201 They probably want someone diverse, right? 34 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:20,622 Well, guess what. Old is diverse, huh? 35 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,957 - Yeah. We'll shatter the glass hip. 36 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,877 - No, I didn't mean that. 37 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,462 Oh, man. 38 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,714 - Is there any way I can get out of this thing? 39 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,716 Cohosting the Macy's Day Parade is-- 40 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,717 it's so daytime. 41 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,094 It's not gonna help with these guys. 42 00:01:34,176 --> 00:01:37,347 - Well, we're 45 minutes from landing to tape the promo, 43 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,265 so I think it's a little late to pull out. 44 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:40,684 - Is there any other meaningful press 45 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,394 I can do while I'm in New York? 46 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,020 - You know, I could probably get you on "Talk Stoop." 47 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,479 - "Talk Soup"? 48 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,232 - No, "Talk Stoop" with Cat Greenleaf. 49 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,400 It's on Taxi TV. 50 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,694 You sit on a stoop and...talk. 51 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,570 - Oh, my God. - You know what? 52 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,406 You also have a standing offer at "The Chew." 53 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,574 - "The Jew"? - "The Chew," like teeth. 54 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,033 - Oh, yeah. No, I know. 55 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,494 You need to come up with better ideas. 56 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,287 And speak from your diaphragm. 57 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,872 - [forcefully] Will do. [clears throat] 58 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,209 - People, this is what we're up against, 59 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,002 a Harvard boy with connections. 60 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,878 Sitting on a stoop can't compete 61 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,381 with a guy who just hosted 62 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,049 the White House Correspondents' Dinner. 63 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,260 - OK, why don't you just put out a press release 64 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,761 saying that you want late night 65 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,263 so that way, you're in the conversation? 66 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,390 - Oh, God, no. 67 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,435 A woman can't just come out and say what she wants. 68 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,894 No, that looks-- 69 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,896 both: Thirsty. - Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,732 No, it's got to seem like it's their idea. 71 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,400 - OK, fine. Do what you want. 72 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,819 I'll just be quiet and keep eating these cookies. 73 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,322 - Those are dog biscuits. 74 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,366 - I'm aware. They're delicious... 75 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,784 and grain-free. 76 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,119 The chef told me. 77 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,370 I was like, are you fucking serious? 78 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,373 [upbeat music] 79 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:50,628 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,798 So Deborah and I agreed that while I'm with her, 81 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,884 I should also spend time working on my own stuff. 82 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,552 - You absolutely should; I would love to get 83 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,471 a feature out of you. - You and me both. 84 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,389 So I was wondering if you knew of any, like, 85 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,807 open writing assignments 86 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,434 that you think would be good for me. 87 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,727 - Yes, I have coverage from Kayla, actually... 88 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,145 - Whoo! 89 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,480 - That I think might be interesting. 90 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,523 - OK, great. - Literally every studio 91 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,568 wants a procedural based on "Operation." 92 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,278 Remember that game? [mimics buzzer] 93 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,280 - OK, what else you got? 94 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,990 - OK, so they've done some market research, 95 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,992 and they've found that Gen Z thinks the animated spoon 96 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,244 from "Beauty and the Beast" is hot 97 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,288 and apparently can "get it." 98 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:28,124 So they want something that focuses on his love life, 99 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,836 like a spin-off focusing on the animated spoon's love life. 100 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,171 - Love life. 101 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,964 Um, all right. - OK. 102 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:39,427 - Give me another one. - No spoon. OK. 103 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,012 Oh. I got it. I found it. 104 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,014 This one is good for you. 105 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:45,684 They're doing a bisexual Gumby. 106 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,018 He bends both ways. 107 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,770 - You're bisexual. [laughs] 108 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,105 - Yeah, so that might be perfect for you. 109 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,606 The working title: "Gum-Bi." 110 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,358 - OK, you know what? 111 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,777 I think I'm just gonna try to write an idea of my own. 112 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,862 - Original is really harder to sell. 113 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,322 Honestly, nobody wants it. 114 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,200 But Roku is open, and they have two buckets 115 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,660 they're looking to fill right now, 116 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,620 noisy concepts and Black joy. 117 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,497 I think you should focus on noisy concepts, though, 118 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,374 since you are not Black-- no offense. 119 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,959 - You're not. 120 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,669 - Oh, OK. 121 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,421 I missed one. 122 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,005 They want to do something with "Sleeping Beauty," 123 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,675 but apparently, this time, it's consensual. 124 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,552 - And if someone could ask Hoda where she got her scarf, 125 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,845 I would just love it. 126 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:22,887 - Sure. 127 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,305 - Deborah Vance. 128 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,474 - Oh, my gosh, Henry Weeks! 129 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,976 - [chuckles] 130 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,060 - How have you been? 131 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,520 I haven't seen you since-- 132 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,397 - Jerry Lewis Telethon. - That's it. 133 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,857 - This is so wild. 134 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,568 Two weeks ago, I recorded an NPR segment 135 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,280 where I had to pick something from pop culture that I loved, 136 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,449 and I talked about your special. 137 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,117 - You did? - Are you kidding? 138 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,202 It was the best special of the last ten years, 139 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,039 which kills me because I released one three years ago. 140 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,415 [both laugh] 141 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,835 - Wow, that--wow, thank you. 142 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,712 That means a lot coming from you. 143 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,838 - I'm serious. 144 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,256 You took a lifetime of issues, 145 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,884 and you turned it into a work of genius. 146 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,219 Actually, are you still in Vegas? 147 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,013 - Yeah. - Oh, this is fabulous. 148 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,932 'Cause every few years, Terry, Cliff Calhoun, and I-- 149 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,017 - Oh, let me guess-- 150 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,436 gamble, golf, drugs, women? 151 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,854 - No, even better. 152 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,814 We get colonoscopies together. 153 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,149 - [laughs] 154 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,609 I knew something was going in a hole. 155 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,527 - [laughs] We rent a house in Vegas. 156 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,030 We play cards, clear out our GI tract. 157 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,115 Next day, we get the colonoscopies. 158 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,452 And then we celebrate with a Vegas night out. 159 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,288 And whoever has the cleanest bill of health buys dinner. 160 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,957 - [laughs] Well, that sounds like a blast. 161 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,292 - It is. 162 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,627 And we're doing it this weekend. 163 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,922 So if you're due, you should come. 164 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,131 - I'd love to. 165 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,342 I've been so busy, I'm overdue. 166 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,593 - Oh, well, that's great. That's great. 167 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,095 I will text you all the details. 168 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,222 - OK. Can I bring something? 169 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,224 - Air freshener. 170 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,933 - I guess men can be funny. 171 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,228 [both laugh] - OK, see you soon. 172 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,149 - Just do it harder, or don't do it at all, Jimmy. 173 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,735 [phone ringing] - [groans] 174 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,615 - Hi. I got a delivery for Ruby. 175 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,283 It says hand off in person. 176 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,452 - Oh, well, I'm-- sorry, I'm not there. 177 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,912 It's my girlfriend's house. 178 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,455 I mean, it's my house too. 179 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,958 We're sort of taking space right now 180 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,751 to evaluate things. 181 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,587 Hey, is that order for one person or two? 182 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,214 - [sighs] I'm just gonna leave it at the door. 183 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,799 - No, no, just tell me if there's beef. 184 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,800 She doesn't eat beef. 185 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,176 Beef is a smoking gun! 186 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,012 Sir! 187 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,014 - Hey, are you OK? 188 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,515 - Yeah. Why? 189 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,766 - You just yelled, "Beef is a smoking gun." 190 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,308 - Oh, that. 191 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,769 I think I'm extra sensitive because Ruby's 192 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,271 having this going-away party on Friday. 193 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,106 Do you think I should drive four hours to LA 194 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,774 to say goodbye even though she didn't invite me? 195 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,526 I should, right? - No. 196 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,486 - Whew. Your mind. 197 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,030 - But if you're looking for a distraction, 198 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,281 you could come to bar trivia Friday night. 199 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,699 - You do bar trivia? 200 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,034 OK, extracurriculars, very healthy. 201 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,703 - Well, it is a team that my mom 202 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,288 and ex-boyfriend started without me. 203 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,789 They only asked me to join when they realized 204 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,541 they needed someone who knew state capitals. 205 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:57,834 - Sorry. 206 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,669 - Hello, my gorgeous team. 207 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,046 - What's going on? 208 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,464 They slash the capital gains tax? 209 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,050 - [laughs] 210 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,135 No. I'm getting a colonoscopy. 211 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,887 - Ah. - Hmm. 212 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,555 - But you just-- you just had one. 213 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,099 - I know, but this is a group thing. 214 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,351 - Well, OK. - Exciting. 215 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,769 Oh, all right. - Whoa! 216 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,479 - OK! - Shake it! 217 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,897 Shake that thing! - [laughs] 218 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,608 ♪ ♪ 219 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,151 - Honestly, this was a great idea. 220 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,861 I cannot wait to hit. 221 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,738 I've been so stressed out with all this Deborah stuff. 222 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,406 Yeah, I had no idea they had courts here. 223 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,866 - Yeah, they don't have tennis courts. 224 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:30,992 They have pickleball courts. 225 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,577 - Wait, pickleball? 226 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,662 - Yeah, it's like tiny tennis. [chuckles] 227 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,081 - I know what pickleball is, but I thought we were 228 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,416 playing tennis; that's why I agreed. 229 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,418 - OK, don't be mad at me. - Oh, God. 230 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,087 - But this is our general with Winnie Landell. 231 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,172 - What? Kayla, what the hell? 232 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,799 I thought you were scheduling that for next week. 233 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,592 - I'm sorry, man. 234 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,636 I can't be perfect, OK? I tried to get us the meeting. 235 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,346 Her next opening's not for, like, eight months. 236 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,348 But her second assistant Avi, who I made out with 237 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,266 seven years ago-- really bad kisser-- 238 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,352 said she's obsessed with pickleball 239 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,270 and she has a standing reservation on this court. 240 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,022 So you're welcome. 241 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,607 - Kayla, what do you expect me to do here? 242 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,526 You want me to just walk up to her randomly, 243 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,736 wearing mesh shorts, and pitch Deborah to host late night? 244 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,405 - No, I want you to get into a game with her, 245 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,448 you know, impress her with your skills. 246 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,033 Maybe you earn her respect, 247 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,160 and then you seal the fucking deal, baby! 248 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,079 - OK, shh, we're at an expensive country club. 249 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,539 - It's not illegal to yell. 250 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,082 - I don't know how to play pickleball. 251 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,668 And this plan is insanity, girl. 252 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,086 - You're an amazing tennis guy. 253 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,254 You could probably pick up any sport. 254 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,588 You could probably bowl. - What-- 255 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,881 - [sighs] Come on. 256 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,258 I got us these cute little paddles. 257 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,759 It's kind of kinky. 258 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,720 Come on, stretch me out. 259 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,763 - [sighs] My God. 260 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:38,768 ♪ ♪ 261 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,645 - Let's see. 262 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,772 That, that... 263 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:43,898 [knocking] 264 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,650 Hi. 265 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,402 - While you're gone, I will be turning the heat up to 68 266 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,070 'cause I've started shivering so hard, 267 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,989 my arm hair is getting thicker. 268 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,657 I need the thermostat passcode. 269 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,617 - No, no, a room should be the same temperature 270 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,327 as a white wine fridge. 271 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,996 Keeps your metabolism on its toes. 272 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,331 So what do you think, this or this? 273 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,917 I mean, which is better for a colonoscopy prep party? 274 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,627 I don't know. Is it too sparkly? 275 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,588 I just-- 276 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,089 I don't know, maybe-- I'll just-- 277 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,758 should go with what I have on. - [laughs] 278 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,594 I'm so shocked that you care this much. 279 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,803 - Oh, you don't understand. 280 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,847 I've always idolized them. 281 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,476 When I was first starting in stand-up, they were the guys. 282 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,728 - OK, but weren't you, like, the girl? 283 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,146 - Oh, no, no. 284 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,066 I mean, I could fill seats, you know, 285 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,151 but they thought it was because of my sitcom, you know, 286 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,529 or the fire. 287 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:36,451 I was never seen as legit by guys like them. 288 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,536 - And now they want you to clean out your colon with them. 289 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,996 Dreams really do come true. 290 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,956 - I know! - [laughs] 291 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,377 - Isn't it fantastic? 292 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,879 - Can I just get a blanket? 293 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:54,386 ♪ ♪ 294 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,180 - Yeah. Yeah, well, she can go-- 295 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,557 they can go to hell for all I care. 296 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,892 OK, bye-bye. 297 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,811 Hey, hey, hey. This is our court. 298 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,604 Oh, Johnny? 299 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,648 - Jimmy LuSaque, Jr. We met at JFL. 300 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:07,941 You told me you had sex with my dad. 301 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,734 - Oh, right. This is our court. 302 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,695 - Oh, I must have accidentally booked this 303 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,405 for Tuesday instead of Thursday. 304 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,490 This always happens--you put a T down in the calendar, 305 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,243 and you're like, was that for Tuesday or Thursday? 306 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,036 Does that ever happen to you? - No. 307 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,871 - Honestly, I have the same problem with trying to r-- 308 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,623 - Damn it, this sucks, 'cause, you know, 309 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,001 Jimmy here was gonna help me with my technique. 310 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,378 He's really amazing. He's really, really good. 311 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,006 - Really? You don't really have a pickleball body. 312 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,549 - He's got a pickleball body. 313 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,883 It's in his bones. - [clears throat] 314 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,719 - [chuckles] He's a tennis star. 315 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,762 You know, my dad hired him to give me lessons one summer, 316 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,223 and it's probably one of the best memories of my childhood. 317 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,891 - It was? - Mm-hmm. 318 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,101 - You're that good? 319 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,020 - Yeah, he played tennis at Brown. 320 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,354 - I did. 321 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,856 - Well, maybe we should play doubles. 322 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,274 I love a little competition, 323 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,568 but I hate people who waste my time. 324 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,528 Peter Thiel? Like playing with Helen Keller 325 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,238 without the star power. 326 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,073 - Wow, well, I'm certainly better than that. 327 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,533 She was blind, deaf, and mute. 328 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,118 - Jimmy. 329 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,703 - By the way, I'm Beth. I work with Winnie. 330 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,621 - We play for money. What do you say? 331 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,789 Grand a game? 332 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,291 - Holy hell, OK. - Wow. 333 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,667 Sure, yeah, absolutely. - Great. 334 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,835 - It's just money, and we got it. 335 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,253 - Sure thing. I like it. 336 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,629 - [clears throat] - That sounds good to me. 337 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,465 - Google the rules. Google the rules. 338 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:20,555 ♪ ♪ 339 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,767 - Hey. - This is Ava. 340 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,435 - Hey, nice to meet you guys. - Hey. 341 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,644 - Hi. - Hey! 342 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,772 - Thank God you got us a white. 343 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,441 - What? Oh, yeah. I'm a white person, yeah. 344 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,735 - We got a strong team, but we have some blind spots. 345 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,487 - Mm-hmm. - Last week, we lost 346 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,447 on a question about natural wine. 347 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,491 - Oh, I love natural wine. 348 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,326 - [mockingly] Oh, I love natural wine. 349 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,495 We gon' mop the floor with these motherfuckers. 350 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,623 [laughter] 351 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,668 [muffled laughter, chatter] 352 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,336 [doorbell rings] 353 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,339 [bright music] 354 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,507 ♪ ♪ 355 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,133 - Ho-ho! - Henry! 356 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,177 - Well, if it isn't our very own "It Girl." 357 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,012 - Oh, I like that. 358 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,431 Ah, Terry, Cliff, hi! 359 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,016 - Aw, good to see you, Deb. 360 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,434 - Oh, my God, you too. - You look fantastic. 361 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,269 - Thank you. 362 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,021 - Now, are you ready for my famous laxa-tini? 363 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,856 - Oh, boy. - You might be used to vodka, 364 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:15,110 but tonight you're getting magnesium sulfate straight up. 365 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,654 - Shaken, not stirred, I hope. - [laughs] 366 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,739 - May I take your bag, Miss Special of the Year? 367 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,408 - Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 368 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,410 - Her bag, my jokes-- you take everything. 369 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,412 - All right, let it go, Cliff. 370 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,414 There are six bathrooms. 371 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,207 But if you can't make it, 372 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,752 there's a really ugly vase on the kitchen counter. 373 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,212 No, it's deep. - [laughs] 374 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,631 - It'll work. - [laughing] Oh, my. 375 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,634 [dramatic music] 376 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,886 ♪ ♪ 377 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,179 - Mine. 378 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,559 Beth. 379 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,477 Mine! 380 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,397 [all grunting] 381 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,024 Mine! 382 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,067 - Oh, my God. - Boom goes the dynamite. 383 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,902 How's my ass taste? - That's-- 384 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,487 - $10 grand, you beta fuck. 385 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,989 I'm sorry. I get very competitive. 386 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991 But it is $10 grand. - [exhales heavily] 387 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,409 - We have to go. 388 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,994 We don't have that kind of money. 389 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,665 - Double or nothing? - [scoffs] 390 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,459 - Oh, look who grew some foreskin. 391 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,003 I like it. Let's go. 392 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,923 - Oh, my God, help us all. 393 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,926 [rock music playing over speakers] 394 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,303 ♪ ♪ 395 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,763 - Hello! 396 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,182 Wh-- - Oh, shit. Ray? 397 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,558 - Oh, my God. 398 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,934 - Dude! 399 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,354 King of the Palmetto front desk. 400 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,605 What's up, my man? 401 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,023 How are you? 402 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,816 - So you're back in Vegas? 403 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,693 - Just for a little. I live in LA. 404 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,738 I'm on hiatus from working on that show "On The Contrary." 405 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,449 - Oh, yeah. That show used to be funny. 406 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,284 - Thanks. [chuckles] 407 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,410 Are you here for trivia? 408 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,870 - Am I here for trivia? 409 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,455 Yeah, I'm a legend around these parts. 410 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,290 My team Quiz Khalifa was disbanded 411 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,792 'cause we won too much, 412 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,211 so now I'm with O'trivia Newton-John. 413 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,296 - Oh, that's cool. 414 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,381 Yeah, it's my first time. 415 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,799 My friend Marcus invited me. 416 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,801 - Wait, you're here with SWA? 417 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,386 - SWA? 418 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,137 - Yeah, Sisters with Answers. 419 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,098 I hate them. We hate them. 420 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,433 Marcus, are you wearing an Apple Watch, dude? 421 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,310 - Raymond, it is on airplane mode. 422 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,645 - OK, you know the rules, though: 423 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,689 no smartwatches, no smartphones. 424 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,940 - You know, you can rattle off 425 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,608 about the rules all you want to. 426 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,694 You still don't know the capital of South Dakota. 427 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,113 - Bismarck? - Is it? 428 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,739 - It i-- 429 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,199 oh, fuck, that's North Dakota. 430 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,409 Shit. 431 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,952 - Jesus Christ. [chuckles] 432 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,497 All right, see you on the ice. - Hello! 433 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,082 You know, I work in customer service too, 434 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,709 and this is dog shit. 435 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,960 [laughter] - You did not! 436 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,670 - I did. - No, you did not! 437 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,046 - Did it backwards. - Backwards! 438 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,715 - [vocalizing] 439 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,216 - Oh! - Oh! 440 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,509 - [vocalizing] 441 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,635 Oh, boy. 442 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,179 You are gonna hate this. 443 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,599 [all groaning] 444 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,687 - To talking shit and to making it too. 445 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,024 - Down one hatch and out another. 446 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,191 - Ugh. 447 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,446 - Oh, God! [all groaning] 448 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,782 - I can't believe you did 40 dates last year. 449 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,284 I got to give you a lot of credit. 450 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,785 I couldn't do that now. 451 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,704 - Oh, don't sell yourself short, Terry. 452 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,039 You couldn't sell out that many venues 453 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,457 when you were young either. 454 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,334 [laughter] - All right, all right. 455 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,754 - Had I known that you were going to roast Terry, 456 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964 I would have invited you years ago. 457 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,799 [laughter] 458 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,384 - Deborah, I saw you on late night. 459 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,844 You were fantastic. 460 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,637 - Oh, thanks. 461 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,514 - Yeah, I heard that Danby kid's 462 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,558 probably gonna be the next host. 463 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,226 I don't get him. 464 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,853 - I mean, how old is he? 465 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,897 I mean, not even 40, lucky fuck. 466 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,691 - He's fine, but he never would have made it back in the day. 467 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,569 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - No, no. 468 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,071 - Eh, he's not that good. 469 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,489 If they wanted to hire somebody unfunny, 470 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,490 they could hire him. 471 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,741 - Hey, hey, hey! 472 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,159 I was just nice to you. 473 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,702 OK, OK. You have to pay the price. 474 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,162 - No, no, no, no! - Come on. Come on. 475 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,830 - Ah, God! - Ah! 476 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,082 - Oh, my God. 477 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,500 Cheers. - Cheers. 478 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,168 - The answer to question number five 479 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,920 is Kylie Minogue. 480 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,255 - Yes, baby! [phone chimes] 481 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,757 - Question six was Juneau, Alaska. 482 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,425 - Killing it! Killing it. 483 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,052 - Whoo-hoo! - Yes. 484 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,387 - And the answer to question seven 485 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,931 was the film "Frances Ha." 486 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,683 - Yes! - Good girl. 487 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,935 - - I'm a Baumbach-head, dude. 488 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,269 Know his whole oeuvre. 489 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,896 - The leaders are still 490 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,190 Sisters with Answers with 30 points... 491 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,733 [all cheering] - That's right. 492 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,653 - Followed by O'trivia Newton-John 493 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,946 with 29 points... - Fuck you, bitch. 494 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,447 [blows raspberry] [phone chimes] 495 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,784 - And the Corn Cob Boys with 25 points. 496 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,119 So round five is gonna be a sports round. 497 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,870 - Wait, violation. Phone violation. 498 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,997 Ava Daniels on SWA, she's using her phone to cheat. 499 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,582 - No. - OK, OK, she's new. 500 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,084 - No, she was warned. 501 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,711 I warned her. - OK, everybody calm down. 502 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,170 All right, so, SWA, you were on your phone. 503 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,213 That's gonna be a five-point penalty. 504 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,881 - Oh! - I'm sorry. 505 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,466 I'm still connected to the Ring cam 506 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,385 at my girlfriend's house, and she's having a party. 507 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,262 People keep buzzing the door. I'm just letting them in. 508 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,139 - Girl. - Ava? 509 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,473 - Oh, shit. 510 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,142 Hi. - Wow. 511 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,393 - Are you kidding me? 512 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,103 - OK, I'm going outside. 513 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,396 Jesus. 514 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,483 - What the fuck, Ava? 515 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,444 Why are you letting people into my house? 516 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,405 - It kept buzzing on my phone. 517 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,948 And I could say that you not creating 518 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,324 a party protocol that didn't involve 519 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,742 the Ring cam is disrespectful to me. 520 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,578 - Have you been spying on me 521 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,289 through our camera? 522 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,916 - No, I have been here living my life, having a phone. 523 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,669 And occasionally did I check to make sure 524 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,296 you didn't leave the palo santo burning? 525 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,881 Yes, it's possible. 526 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,549 - Oh, my God. 527 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,468 - OK. Jesus, I'm sorry. 528 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,261 I'll delete it, but it's just gonna be annoying 529 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,180 to re-log in when I get home. 530 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,643 - I don't think you're gonna be re-logging in. 531 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,729 - What do you mean I'm not gonna re-log in 532 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,314 to our doorbell app? 533 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,317 - I just think this space has felt... 534 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,444 really right for me. 535 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,404 And I'm just not sure-- 536 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,615 - I'm sure. I'm very sure. 537 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,158 I want to be with you. 538 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,370 - Then be with me. 539 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,997 Come to Iceland. 540 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,041 - I-- [sighs] 541 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,668 We're just--it's-- 542 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,294 - There's my answer. 543 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,380 [somber music] 544 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,298 I think this is over. 545 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,384 - [scoffs] No. Ruby-- 546 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,386 - Bye, Ava. 547 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:18,640 ♪ ♪ 548 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,810 [tense music] 549 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,229 ♪ ♪ 550 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,773 - [sighs] Great shot. 551 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,191 - Don't say that. 552 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,651 Why would you say that? 553 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:33,113 - [grunting] 554 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,323 - Oh. - You got to come up on those. 555 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,950 - I beg your pardon? - You got to come up on those. 556 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,992 - Oh, my God. 557 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,537 Mine! 558 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,913 - [coughs] - Yes! 559 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,581 - Yeah! both: Whoo! 560 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,666 - You got to come up on those. 561 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,042 - There we go. Boom! 562 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,877 - Oh, Jesus. Ow. 563 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,797 - Oh, you didn't like that, huh? 564 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,632 - Match point for you guys. 565 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,967 - We know, Beth. 566 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,177 Jesus fuck! 567 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,263 This is exactly why I divorced your ass. 568 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,265 - I know. God. 569 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,397 - [clears throat] 570 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,692 - Hey, what's going on? You OK? 571 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,569 - Jimmy, I feel like I'm really scared. 572 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,862 My back's, like, tensing up. 573 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,280 You know I'm the weakest link. 574 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,614 I feel like I'm gonna mess this up. 575 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,199 - Hey, you got a great serve. 576 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,451 All you have to do is get it over the net. 577 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,452 And if it comes to you, dink it. 578 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,078 - OK. Dink it. 579 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,872 - Dink it, and I'll take care of the rest, OK? 580 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,207 - OK. - All right, you got this. 581 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,375 - OK. - OK. 582 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,543 - [chuckles] 583 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,588 Thanks. 584 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,215 [exhales sharply] 585 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,634 ♪ ♪ 586 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,927 - [grunts] 587 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,180 ♪ ♪ 588 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,681 [grunts] 589 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,558 [grunts] - Beth. 590 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,560 - [grunts] 591 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,978 - Nice dink! - Mine! 592 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,773 ♪ ♪ 593 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,024 - [grunts] Yeah! - Yes! 594 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,734 How's my ass taste? - Whoo! 595 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,611 - Motherfucker! 596 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,321 - Yes! We won nothing. - That was amazing. 597 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,239 - God, what is wrong with you? 598 00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,491 - Good game. - Ugh. 599 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,742 That is the best match we've had 600 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,118 in months, right, Beth? 601 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,329 - I guess. - You're good, LuSaque. 602 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,955 You're at Latitude, right? 603 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,499 - I actually left to start my own firm. 604 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,667 Deborah Vance came with us. 605 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,168 - Ah, she's funny. 606 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,087 Good for you. She's having a moment. 607 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,130 - Yeah, a moment I think you could be taking advantage of. 608 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,799 I know you need a new host for 11:30, 609 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,175 and she'd be amazing. 610 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,677 - She rocks. - I mean, she's funny 611 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,928 but old-school in the perfect way. 612 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,513 She can talk to anybody and-- 613 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,931 - Hey, you don't have to sell me on Deborah. 614 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,516 I love her. I loved her guest spot. 615 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,975 But I need someone with-- 616 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,727 how can I put this-- staying power. 617 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,354 - You said yourself in your interview in "Variety"-- 618 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,605 I read it, loved it-- 619 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:31,856 that late night's on the decline 620 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,441 and you need to shake it up. 621 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,026 Well, Deborah's a really noisy choice. 622 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,528 - She's certainly unexpected. 623 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,613 But a 70-year-old woman is a tough sell. 624 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,365 - Well, not to your audience. 625 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,158 I mean, the majority of people watching are over 30. 626 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,160 You put someone like Jack Danby behind that desk, 627 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,745 kids aren't getting off TikTok to watch him. 628 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,372 My mom doesn't know who he is. 629 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,041 But Deborah sold 4 million physical DVDs last year. 630 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,626 I mean, she's the queen of people who can't 631 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,169 figure out their internet. - [laughs] 632 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,171 - With her, you keep the audience you have. 633 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,215 Plus, you're doing something that's never been done before. 634 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,967 - Jimmy, it's a good pitch, 635 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,510 but I just don't think she's it. 636 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,970 But I'm gonna think about it. 637 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,138 You want to play tomorrow morning? 638 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,389 - Like, in ten hours? 639 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,473 - Yeah. 640 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,725 - See you there, sister. 641 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,976 - You reserve. See you at 7:00. 642 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,561 - Bye. 643 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,022 - We can't reserve a court if we're nonmembers. 644 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,898 - Ugh, how much does it cost to join? 645 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,859 - $20 grand a year apiece. 646 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,153 It'd be less if we were married. 647 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,904 - How much less? 648 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,573 - OK, I hear you loud and clear. 649 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,158 - No, I just want to know-- - No, no. 650 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,534 It's something you want to consider. 651 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,869 That's fine. - We have to join now 652 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:26,870 is my consideration. - OK, yeah. 653 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,246 Let's talk about it. 654 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,372 - This is the last question. 655 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,832 We could win this. 656 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,667 - Which Ventura, California, swing band 657 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,461 are known for their song 658 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,796 "You, Me, and the Bottle Make Three"? 659 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,926 - [tearfully] The Big Bad Voodoo Daddies. 660 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,265 - Are you OK? 661 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,392 - No. 662 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,144 - And the answer to the final question 663 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,689 is Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, singular. 664 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:57,275 Big Bad Voodoo Daddies will not be accepted. 665 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,027 - Yes! 666 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,613 - And that means the winner is O'trivia Newton-John. 667 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,032 [cheering] - [sobbing] 668 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,617 - That's good, Sisters with Not Enough Answers. 669 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,369 - It's OK. It's just bar trivia. 670 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,246 - I'm so stupid. 671 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:13,625 - It's OK. Here. - Here, drink. 672 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,752 - Do they have food here? both: No. 673 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,296 - [sobs] 674 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,632 - Yes, I fly to Miami next week. 675 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:24,469 You know, the one thing I do love about getting old: 676 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,470 boarding early. 677 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,805 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 678 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,139 In the time it takes for them to say, 679 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,891 "Does anyone need any assistance?" 680 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,977 I can go from Usain Bolt to Stephen Hawking. 681 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,271 [laughter] 682 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:37,982 - Oh, shame on all of you, flying commercial 683 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,651 when you have the means to fly private. 684 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,903 [laughter] - OK, get this. 685 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,406 We're having Thanksgiving at my daughter's this year. 686 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,117 And last night, she called me to give me a heads-up 687 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:51,204 that my 15-year-old granddaughter is bisexual now. 688 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,831 - Oh, no. - Come on. 689 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,582 - Do they even know what boys and girls are? 690 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,377 She showed me a picture of her boyfriend. 691 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,878 I thought it was my second wife. 692 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,964 [laughter] - You know, I hate that shit. 693 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,258 Then they got the pansexual. 694 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,677 What, they fuck skillets? 695 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,971 - Pick a team. Pick a team. - Yes. Yes. 696 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,431 [laughter] 697 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,683 - Well, I mean, there are an elite few 698 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,269 who are attracted to both genders 699 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,146 or all genders. 700 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,856 - All genders? - All 15? 701 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,149 - Wait, wait, wait. 702 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,526 - A-L-L? - Are you doing a bit? 703 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,820 - No, no. 704 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,864 I'm just saying you-- 705 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,950 you can't say that all bisexuals are faking it. 706 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,869 - Oh, come on, Deb, we all know most of the girls 707 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,705 are doing it these days 'cause they want a little attention. 708 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,123 - OK. 709 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,251 - Is this a bit? 710 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,712 - No. 711 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,714 You know, for comedians, you're all... 712 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:43,798 a little out of touch. 713 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:44,966 Uno. 714 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,385 Excuse me. Nature calls. 715 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,227 [breathing heavily] 716 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,818 [muffled chatter] 717 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,237 [muffled laughter] 718 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,406 - So Deborah swings both ways, huh? 719 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,908 Between funny and unfunny. 720 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,868 [laughter] 721 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,411 - Maybe she is one of those people. 722 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,372 - Yeah, what a buzzkill. 723 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,916 - Thanks for inviting the PC police, Henry. 724 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,502 - It's gonna be hard to do a colonoscopy 725 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,003 with that stick up her ass. 726 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,507 [laughter] 727 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,759 - Shh, shh, shh. 728 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,762 [Aretha Franklin's "Evil Gal Blues"] 729 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:36,059 ♪ ♪ 730 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,395 - ♪ I'm an evil gal ♪ 731 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:42,941 ♪ Don't you bother with me, no ♪ 732 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,402 ♪ I said I'm an evil gal ♪ 733 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,488 [metallic clanging] 734 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,167 - Don't even think about taking that to your room. 735 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:02,836 Eat it over the sink like you normally do. 736 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,713 - I'm depressed, and I don't want to talk to you, 737 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,006 so I'm leaving. 738 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,132 - Well, too bad. 739 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,883 I'm not talking to you either. 740 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,260 You ruined my poop party! 741 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,262 - What? What did I do? 742 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:15,098 Also, why are you housing cheese like a fucking mouse? 743 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,225 - It's binding! - Not for me! 744 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:19,644 - You know, I finally get in good with those guys, 745 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,896 and I can't enjoy it because of you. 746 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,940 You got in my head. 747 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,651 They said some crap about bisexuals, 748 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,319 and I couldn't let it go. 749 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,238 - I don't understand. So you defended me? 750 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,823 - Not you. 751 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,408 Other bisexuals. 752 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:36,494 Alan Cumming and Malcolm X. 753 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,246 You know, I had to say something, 754 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,664 and then it got really uncomfortable, 755 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,082 and I didn't want to stay. 756 00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,792 And it's all because of you! 757 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:46,046 - Well, sorry I changed your mind about bisexuals. 758 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,757 - I mean, before you, I was perfectly content 759 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,259 being a gorgeous Vegas comic, doing my thing, 760 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,469 making tons of money. 761 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,054 And then you come along, 762 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,764 and you make me want more for myself. 763 00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,515 And it's just fucking annoying! 764 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,976 - OK, so you're mad at me for pushing you to be better? 765 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,936 - Yes. No. 766 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,897 I don't know. I don't know. 767 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,191 It's just, a few years ago, I could not have dreamt 768 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,859 that I would walk out of a party 769 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:11,279 where Henry Weeks was saying how great I was, 770 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,698 and that's what I did tonight. 771 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,367 And I'm just mad at you! 772 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,118 - Well, I'm mad at you. Where are you going? 773 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,203 - Ugh. 774 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,788 The bathroom! 775 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,623 - Are you--is there a bathroom right there? 776 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,124 [door slams] I've been walking 777 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,211 all the way to the east wing this whole time. 778 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,672 Oh, my God. 779 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,633 You know, I'm sorry you had to leave a party. 780 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,219 But I just lost a relationship with someone I love 781 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,720 to be here. 782 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,847 And I'm gonna lose all our mutual friends. 783 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,058 And our facialist is for sure gonna choose her 784 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,186 'cause she said Ruby's face was "less work" on a text 785 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:46,815 that I saw over her shoulder. 786 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,859 [sighs] And that sucks. 787 00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,945 And it's all because I came back here. 788 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,947 [toilet flushes] 789 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,157 - Well, you didn't have to come back! 790 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,076 [water running] - Yes, I did. 791 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,786 Because I wanted to. 792 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,914 I wanted to be here with you 'cause you're in my head. 793 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:07,293 - Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I guess. 794 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,920 I don't know what to tell you. 795 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131 - [scoffs] I don't know either. 796 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:12,632 All I know is, we better get this thing, 797 00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,718 'cause it comes at great personal cost 798 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,928 to repair the trauma of your pilot not going 799 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,930 during the Carter administration. 800 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,515 - That's not why I want it. 801 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:23,435 I've wanted it since I was a kid. 802 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:24,519 - You have? 803 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,229 - Yes. 804 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:28,606 - Well, cool your parents let you stay up that late. 805 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,442 My mom wouldn't let me watch "Ren & Stimpy" 806 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:32,235 'cause of all the close-ups of zits. 807 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,446 - Yeah, well, 808 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:37,115 you know, my house wasn't real big on rules. 809 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,619 My dad was a drinker. 810 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,788 The later it got, the worse it got. 811 00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:48,460 Except when Johnny Carson came on. 812 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,130 He was funny enough that he'd distract him, 813 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,132 and he'd laugh. 814 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,178 And we'd all laugh. 815 00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:01,473 It was-- 816 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:05,018 I don't know, it was nice. 817 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,815 So all I ever wanted was to, 818 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,401 you know, live in that hour. 819 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,490 - You never talk about your parents. 820 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:19,783 - Well, it makes you sound old 821 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,909 when you say your parents are dead. 822 00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:23,078 - [chuckles] 823 00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:25,789 Why don't you just come out and say why you want it? 824 00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:28,333 I think if people knew how personal this is for you, 825 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,251 that would be really compelling. 826 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,170 - Oh, God, no, I can't even say I want it, 827 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,922 let alone all that other stuff. 828 00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:37,759 - OK, sure, but I think you can say what you want. 829 00:28:37,842 --> 00:28:39,636 You've never played by the rules. 830 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:41,471 And I don't think you have the luxury of playing this safe 831 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,515 'cause you're not the safe choice. 832 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:44,599 - Can't risk it. 833 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:46,518 - You're all about risk. 834 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:50,355 You self-financed your special and sold it on QVC. 835 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:52,691 - That was before. 836 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,860 I've got all these eyes on me now. 837 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,781 I'm finally respected, respectable. 838 00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:06,079 If I say I want it and then I don't get it 839 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:10,041 for the second time, 840 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,043 then I'll be a joke again. 841 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:17,549 And that would just be too much. 842 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,217 - Would it? 843 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,136 I mean, who are you worried about being a joke to? 844 00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,013 The guys whose respect you wanted most of all, 845 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,890 you just rejected. 846 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,893 Deborah, your superpower is that you're shameless. 847 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,895 And having shame about the thing 848 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,189 you want most in the world 849 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,399 isn't you. 850 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:40,030 You think that's a terrible idea. 851 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:42,741 - No, the cheese isn't working. 852 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,367 - [laughs] 853 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:47,370 [upbeat marching band music playing] 854 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:50,373 ♪ ♪ 855 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,042 - All right, well, next up 856 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,586 is the Sulfur Springs High School marching band. 857 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,755 Careful, kids, those New York City potholes 858 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:59,049 can be a doozy. [both laugh] 859 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:00,759 - Well, not to steal their thunder, Mario, 860 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,094 but can I make an announcement here on live television? 861 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,637 Thanks. 862 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,640 America, I am ready to be the next woman 863 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,142 on network late night. 864 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,769 That's right. 865 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,271 I want to be the next host of "The Late Show." 866 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:16,358 I may be a woman and I may be a natural blonde, 867 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,443 but I am the best person for the job. 868 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,570 I'm funny. I'm vivacious. 869 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,197 And I'm the only person who can get away 870 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,449 with asking a man, "Cut or uncut?" 871 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,451 Mario? 872 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,786 - Uncut. 873 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,704 - Thought so. 874 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,414 - OK. 875 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,249 And how about that cymbal section? 876 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:34,876 [chuckles awkwardly] 877 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,462 Yeah, why don't we take a quick commercial break? 878 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:39,255 [Dolly Parton's "Baby I'm Burnin'"] 879 00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:40,632 - Did you see this? - What? 880 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,467 - Deborah Vance went rogue on live TV 881 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,803 and announced she's gunning to be the next woman 882 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,805 in network late night. 883 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,056 - That was bold of her. - I loved it. 884 00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:49,307 - Good for her. 885 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:50,767 - I don't like her for it. Come on. 886 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:51,935 - Joy, you got to get over the beef. 887 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,144 - Never. - Oh, my God. 888 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:54,729 - Joy. - What? 889 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,481 - You're unbelievable. 890 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,650 - Well, like it or not, she's on the campaign trail. 891 00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:01,277 So watch out, America. She's coming for you. 892 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:02,696 - ♪ You look at me that way ♪ 893 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,572 ♪ I know what your eyes say ♪ 894 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,409 - Temps will fall across Indianapolis late tonight. 895 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,244 Speaking of late night, wouldn't you like 896 00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:11,204 a charming gal like me on your TV set every night 897 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:12,872 to keep you warm and toasty? 898 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:15,875 - Oh, a Deborah burger is very interesting to us. 899 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:19,295 - Yo, can I get a Deborah's Dunkin' Midnight Roast? 900 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,214 - Welcome to Las Vegas, baby. 901 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:23,633 Remember, what happens here stays here, 902 00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:25,343 unless it's crabs. 903 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,761 - Fuck yes. 904 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,264 Deb's in. Whoo! Rock and roll! 905 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,684 - ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 906 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,437 - In 20 feet, you will be arriving at your destination. 907 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,938 What a dump! 908 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:38,982 - Rinka turkey nurbler da woo-hoo 909 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,275 with a chum-cha! 910 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:42,152 Ooh be gah! [laughter] 911 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:44,529 I have been bugging my manager for years. 912 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,448 The only thing I've wanted more than late night 913 00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:48,616 is to be on "Talk Stoop." 914 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,368 Right, Cara? [dog barks] 915 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:54,205 - ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 916 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:57,000 [tires screeching] 917 00:31:57,042 --> 00:32:00,086 [phone chiming] - [groans] 918 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,467 [yawns] 919 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,469 - OK, hold on. 920 00:32:07,552 --> 00:32:08,720 You got to hear this. 921 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,263 - Hi, it's Winnie. 922 00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:11,806 So this morning, I walked in on my son 923 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:14,309 doing a Deborah Vance makeup tutorial. 924 00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,227 She might have wider appeal than I thought. 925 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:18,480 We should talk. Call me back. 926 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:19,856 - OK! 927 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:22,484 [all cheering] - Yay! Oh, my God! 928 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,361 God, of course her kid was the key. 929 00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:26,654 Executives love listening to their kids. 930 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:28,365 I was actually at the sleepover 931 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,033 where we decided that Tobey Maguire 932 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:31,534 would be the next Spider-Man. 933 00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:33,495 [laughter] 934 00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:35,080 [all cheering] - Oh, my God! 935 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,539 This is huge. 936 00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:38,208 ♪ ♪ 937 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:41,586 - ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control ♪ 938 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:45,090 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', body and soul ♪ 939 00:32:45,173 --> 00:32:48,551 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 940 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:53,098 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you got me on fire ♪ 941 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,891 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' ♪ 942 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,768 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' ♪ 943 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,603 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' ♪ 944 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,438 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' ♪ 945 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,983 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control ♪ 946 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:07,445 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', body and soul ♪ 947 00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:11,032 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 948 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:14,703 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you got me on fire ♪ 949 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:18,373 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control ♪ 950 00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:21,876 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', body and soul ♪ 951 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,547 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 952 00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:29,092 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you got me on fire ♪ 953 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,595 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control ♪ 954 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:36,099 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', body and soul ♪ 955 00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:39,644 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 956 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:43,273 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you got me on fire ♪ 957 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:46,818 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control ♪ 958 00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:50,321 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', body and soul ♪ 959 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,242 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flaming desire ♪ 960 00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:57,162 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you got me on fire ♪