1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,419 - Now I'm gonna have you step on the scale. 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:05,422 [mellow jazz music] 3 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:07,465 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,968 [earring clatters] 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,596 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,641 [object clatters] 7 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:23,773 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,450 - Mm, no, no. Just--Wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,039 [grunts softly, sighs] 11 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:45,962 ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,843 Hmm. 13 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,470 [sniffs, sighs] 14 00:00:56,306 --> 00:01:00,852 [breathes deeply] 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,313 - Okay, great. 16 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,440 Nora here is just gonna take some blood, 17 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,859 and then you'll be all set. 18 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,319 - You have to do a blood panel? 19 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,029 - Uh, it's standard for all physicals. 20 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:14,449 - Well, next time do it before you weigh me. 21 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,658 - I am gonna refer you to an audiologist 22 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,703 because I think you may have slight presbycusis, 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,623 but it's normal to have some hearing loss at your age. 24 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,708 - I'll have you know I have excellent hearing. 25 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,878 I overheard your nurse in the waiting room violating HIPAA. 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,672 - Okay. 27 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,507 And I'm gonna recommend you get the pneumonia vaccine 28 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,092 since you're over 65. 29 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,261 - Well, it's your word against mine. 30 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,597 - Have a nice afternoon. 31 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,223 - Yeah, tough room. 32 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,267 - What's that? - Nothing. 33 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,727 - Okay. 34 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:46,481 - Now who's hard of hearing? 35 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:49,484 [steady music] 36 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,235 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,029 Ladies, are you just sick to death 38 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,698 of your microwave being so ugly? 39 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,741 Well, we found Betty here, who has cracked the code. 40 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:00,203 The House of Vance microwave skin collection 41 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,872 now lets you use your microwave to express yourself. 42 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,666 - Finally! [laughs] 43 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,501 - No longer do you have to look at an ugly metal box. 44 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,586 For instance, this one has a gorgeous sunset view 45 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,381 of the Ponte Vecchio. - Oh. 46 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,551 - A-and don't forget these little pockets on the side. 47 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,553 - Oh, that's right, they have pockets. 48 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,763 That's how you know it's a boy. [laughter] 49 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,099 - And what couldn't you put in there? 50 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,560 - Anything larger than 4 by 2. 51 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,270 - Uh... [clears throat] 52 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,355 - Uh, Betty, I just think you're a genius. 53 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:28,773 How did you come up with this idea? 54 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,067 - Oh, well, I-I used to be married, 55 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,361 and I always wanted to go to Paris... 56 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,904 - Mr. Vaughn. - Roy. 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,239 - Hey. - What are you doing down here? 58 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,615 - Well, I came to see you. 59 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:39,659 House of Vance sales are fantastic. 60 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,745 Congratulations. - We're very happy about it. 61 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,704 - With these numbers, I might have to poach you 62 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:44,873 from Deborah. 63 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,541 - You know she owns a gun, Roy. 64 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,251 - [laughs] She'd kneecap me in a second. 65 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,462 - Oh, please, she would go straight for the groin. 66 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,922 - [chuckles] Still, think about it. 67 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,382 [indistinct chatter] 68 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,925 - I will. 69 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,719 - Next up, we're gonna change the way you store 70 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,346 your salad dressing forever. 71 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,097 - Yes! [bell rings] 72 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,682 - Have we heard back from that doctor? 73 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,392 - Oh, I think he'll just send the results 74 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,603 directly to the network. - Well, I don't trust him. 75 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,355 I don't know why I couldn't have seen my own doctor. 76 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,357 He's a pushover. - Huh. Okay. 77 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,192 Well, you know, this is good. 78 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,777 The fact that they had you do an insurance physical 79 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,320 means they're serious about you. 80 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,821 Apparently it's down to you, Jack Danby, 81 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,156 and some guy who won the X Games? 82 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,116 I doubt he's funny. 83 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,993 - Well, they better have made those guys take physicals, too, 84 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,828 or we're gonna have a big lawsuit on our hands. 85 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,622 - Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and say 86 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,332 I think it's wise to not sue the network 87 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,167 you're hoping will hire you. 88 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,169 - Fine. - Look, this is all good. 89 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,921 And you emceeing the charity event for the affiliates 90 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,381 is a genius way to curry favor. 91 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,007 Just focus on that. - Yeah. 92 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,009 No, you're right. No, I have to kill there. 93 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,303 I have some time now, so Ava and I are gonna work on it. 94 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,430 - Ava and Deborah, my two gorgeous girls. 95 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,099 I think it's okay to say that, right? 96 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,850 - Goodbye, Jimmy. 97 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,477 - Y-you're hanging up because you have to go, right? 98 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,020 Not because I said the "gorgeous girls" thing? 99 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,648 [line beeps] Hello? Deborah? 100 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:55,360 Fine. Everything's good. 101 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:59,531 - Okay, what do 50-year-old men who own TV stations 102 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,825 who you need to charm so that they'll give you 103 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,078 a late-night TV show find funny? 104 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,455 - I don't know. 105 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,210 - What the hell are you doing? 106 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,005 - This is how I sip now. Don't start. 107 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,716 I don't like it, but, you know, 108 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:20,135 I found out I've been doing it wrong all these years. 109 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,721 The traditional pedestrian sip causes lip lines. 110 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,473 - Mm. - Watch. 111 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,891 See? 112 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,393 All that crinkling leads to wrinkling. 113 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,145 - Uh-huh. 114 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,813 - You got to make your upper lip almost disappear. 115 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,982 That's how you know you're doing it right--look. 116 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,111 - Yeah, wrinkles are unattractive. 117 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,738 Definitely keep doing it like that. 118 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,322 - [muffled] I will. 119 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,408 [cell phone chimes] 120 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,580 - Oh, my God. 121 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,250 - What's the matter? 122 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,085 - Apparently Ruby packed up all my stuff, 123 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,087 wants to know where to send it. - Have her throw it away. 124 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,006 - My stuff? No. 125 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,550 I just want her to put it in boxes in the garage. 126 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,927 Sending it somewhere seems so final. 127 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,888 - [sighs] Can we get back to writing jokes? 128 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:06,723 - Sorry. 129 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,017 I'll be funny now. 130 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,023 - Hey, look, I have writer's block, 131 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,816 you have manic depression. 132 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,777 How about we, uh, I don't know, take a walk or something? 133 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,780 You know, change of scenery, move our bodies. 134 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,115 - Yes. I love that idea. 135 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,117 There are so many amazing trails around here. 136 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,119 - Uh, no, I was thinking of more like a walk 137 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,788 around an outlet mall with a Gucci. 138 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,706 - No, please. 139 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,292 We're in the middle of gorgeous Pennsylvania forestry. 140 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,337 It's like "Twilight" out there. Kristen Stewart. 141 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,423 Unless you can't handle a hike. 142 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,050 - Let's do it. 143 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,427 - Yeah! I get to wear my thick socks. 144 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,887 - Yippee. 145 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,933 - [whistling] 146 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,643 Okay. 147 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,437 So there's a trail that we could do that's a loop, 148 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,315 but it's saying it's about 90 minutes. 149 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,526 - That's fine. - Okay. 150 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,321 Oh, no, this is a super-casual forest. 151 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:06,408 You don't need to wear gloves. - Ha. 152 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,619 They're sun-protection gloves, UPF of 50-plus. 153 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,371 The hands never lie. 154 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,873 Only part of your body you can't help surgically. 155 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,459 There's no such thing as a hand job. 156 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,420 - My eighth-grade boyfriend, Brendan Otis, 157 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,130 would beg to differ. [laughs] 158 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,007 - Ew. - Ugh. 159 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,801 It's too young, in retrospect. 160 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,636 Happened on a trampoline. 161 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,014 Disgusting - Okay, stop. 162 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,600 [peaceful music] 163 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:35,937 - [sighs] God, I'm already feeling so much better. 164 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,606 After a major life event, it is so healing 165 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,233 to commune with nature, 166 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,944 listen to what the old gal has to say. 167 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,905 - Major life even-- Oh, you mean that girl? 168 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,075 - Yeah. She was my long-term partner. 169 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,784 - Long-term partner. 170 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,620 You make it sound like you drove her 171 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,664 to dialysis appointments. - [laughs] 172 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,459 - Wait, why do you even want to be in a relationship? 173 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,794 - Um, probably 'cause they're the basic building blocks 174 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,171 of human connection. 175 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,715 - I'm serious. You're 27 years old. 176 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,675 This is the time to focus on you. 177 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,968 - Okay. 178 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,970 Sure, but I can do both. 179 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,638 - No, when you're in a relationship, 180 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,432 you make decisions for the two of you. 181 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,226 And it's hard enough to make it in this business. 182 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,937 You got to concentrate on what's best for you. 183 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,273 You know, just, you know, buy a vibrator. 184 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,775 - [chuckles] Okay. 185 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,736 Hilarious that you think I don't have a vibrator. 186 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,571 Plus, it's not like I just choose 187 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,198 not to want a relationship. 188 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,367 I've always wanted one. 189 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:35,205 I mean, have you never considered getting remarried? 190 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,915 - I had a husband. 191 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,249 And he's in hell. 192 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,127 - Yeah, that's why I said remarried. 193 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,215 Seriously, who's, like, your dream man? 194 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,425 - Hmm. 195 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,135 The work ethic of John Rockefeller 196 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,096 in the body of James Gandolfini. 197 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,599 - [laughs] Absolutely nuts. 198 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,893 - No, I-I'm never gonna get remarried. 199 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,604 I don't want to have to make room in the fridge for tapioca 200 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,023 or whatever the hell old men eat. 201 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,441 - Okay. 202 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,944 Don't you ever get lonely? - No. 203 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,781 Oh. 204 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,951 Maybe sometimes when I open a bottle of Krug. 205 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,497 You know, can't recork champagne. 206 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,625 - Hmm. 207 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,585 Oh. Oh. 208 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,254 I got to scan these mushrooms. 209 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,463 What? 210 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,215 - You're gonna scan a mushroom? 211 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,967 - [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah. 212 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,803 Recently got into foraging-- well, the idea of it. 213 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,054 Haven't actually done it yet until now. 214 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,474 Maiden voyage. 215 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,434 It's, uh--oh, inconclusive. 216 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,729 Got to get a better angle. 217 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,981 No. 218 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,774 No. 219 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,484 - Were you brought up in a barn? 220 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,486 It's a chanterelle. 221 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,280 [cell phone chimes] - Yeah. 222 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,574 Chanterelle. 223 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,950 Awesome. 224 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:57,412 [upbeat music] 225 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,707 ♪ ♪ 226 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,334 Oh, sick. 227 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,836 Perfect walking stick. 228 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,087 Oh. 229 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,132 All right, let's see. 230 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,967 So one of the Florida affiliates 231 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,802 is originally from London. 232 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,347 So maybe some London-based humor, though I've never been. 233 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,682 So I don't know. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 234 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,184 You've never been to London? - No. 235 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,727 I've actually never been outside of the country-- 236 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,103 well, besides Montreal. 237 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,980 And I was supposed to go to Iceland, 238 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,483 but that didn't end up happening. 239 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,902 - But you've been to Paris? 240 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:33,031 - No, again, out of the country would include Paris. 241 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,492 - Oh, my God. 242 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,203 You've never had real bread. 243 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,704 - I feel like I have. 244 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,998 - No, you haven't. - [chuckles] 245 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,292 - Oh, my God, you have to go to Paris. 246 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,127 And Venice. 247 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,004 You haven't lived till you've seen the canals of Venice. 248 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,548 - Saw the Ponte Vecchio on a microwave this morning. 249 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,009 - Sold out. - Whoa. 250 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,552 Hang on, sorry, this can't be right. 251 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,805 Let me just check something. 252 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,515 Um... 253 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,850 I'm a little confused by the trail map. 254 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:05,605 Are we supposed to go down this ravine and cross the stream? 255 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,315 Maybe we should turn around. 256 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,651 - Oh, you mean maybe I should turn around? 257 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,236 - No, that is not what I mean. 258 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,030 But, I mean, come on, it's so steep--we can't. 259 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:17,033 - If this is the trail, let's follow it. 260 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,410 - All right, at least take the walking stick. 261 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,495 - Ah, ah. Come on, let's go. Let's go. 262 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,419 - Okay. - [grunts] 263 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,212 Oh! Ah! - Oh, shit. Fuck. 264 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,630 Oh, shit. - Ow. 265 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,091 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 266 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,759 Are you okay? 267 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,261 Come on. Here, I got you. 268 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,596 - [groans] - [grunts] Holy shit. 269 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,932 Okay, okay, okay. 270 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,852 - Oh. - Okay, come on. 271 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,687 - [groans] - Okay, let's get you down. 272 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,855 - [yells] - Oh, shit. 273 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,732 Oh, my God, are you okay? 274 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,734 - I'm fine. - I heard a pop. 275 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,528 - Yeah, so did I, which means my hearing is just fine. 276 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,113 - We should turn around, get you help. 277 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,906 - We've been walking for an hour. 278 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,076 If it's a loop, it'll be closer If we just keep going. 279 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,619 - I guess. Let me see where we are. 280 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,371 - I got to keep moving. - No. 281 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,498 Well, take my hand at least. - I don't need your hand! 282 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,500 - [gasps] Oh, fuck! 283 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,502 - Oh, shit. 284 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,421 - Oh. Oh. 285 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,381 - Careful. God. - Fuck. 286 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,383 Oh, my God. - [breathing heavily] 287 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,678 Okay, what are we gonna do? We should put it in rice. 288 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,264 - Rice? Where are we gonna find rice? 289 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,891 - How the hell should I know? 290 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,101 You're the one who always has food on her. 291 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,103 - Oh, fuck, it's dead. 292 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,106 Okay, give me your phone. I'll pull up the map on yours. 293 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,400 - I don't have my phone. 294 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,444 - What? - Where would I have my phone? 295 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,780 I don't have a purse. - Your pockets. 296 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,074 - I don't put anything in my pockets. 297 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,992 It ruins my lines. - It ruins your lines? 298 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,619 Oh, my God, so we're stranded 299 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,496 in the middle of the woods without phones? 300 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,790 - And whose fault is that? - It was your idea. 301 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,667 [mockingly] Let's get out, move our bodies. 302 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,294 That's you. - I suggested a mall! 303 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,755 This wouldn't have happened at the King of Prussia. 304 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,174 And if it did, there would've been an Apple store! 305 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,842 - Okay! Okay. 306 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,136 Let's just finish and get you to the car. 307 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,680 Come on. 308 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,848 - Ow. - Here, take that. 309 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,142 Okay, come on. 310 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,145 - [grunting] 311 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,148 [soft music] 312 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:17,070 ♪ ♪ 313 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,530 I-I-I-I need a break. 314 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,741 - Okay. Okay. - Well, here. Just... 315 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702 - All right, let's just get you down. 316 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,621 - [grunting] 317 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,248 - You good? - I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 318 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,958 - Okay? - I'm good. I got it. I got it. 319 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,585 - Okay. [both sighing] 320 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,045 [smacks lips] 321 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,881 I think we should make you a splint. 322 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,175 - You can't tie a simple double Windsor. 323 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,720 How are you gonna make a splint? 324 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,056 - No, but I did go to gymnastics camp. 325 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,975 And I was really bad after I got my period, 326 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,226 so I spent a lot of time 327 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,644 sitting next to the team doctor, 328 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,312 and, yeah, I picked up a couple things. 329 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,690 - Maybe I should just let birds peck at my body 330 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,942 until I'm completely gone. 331 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,489 - Oh, yeah, this is good. 332 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,743 Ooh. 333 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,578 Okay. 334 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,205 - [groans] - Sorry. 335 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082 - Ow! - Sorry, sorry. 336 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,917 - Damn it. - Sorry. 337 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,878 Look, I know it hurts right now, but it's gonna be okay. 338 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,921 You know, it's maybe a sprain. 339 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,631 Worst case, you'll have to wear, 340 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,592 like, a boot or something. - A boot? 341 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,969 Oh, clomp around like I lost a ski--fantastic. 342 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,847 - [scoffs] A boot is not that bad. 343 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,557 - Yeah, well, me wearing a boot 344 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,309 is different than you wearing a boot. 345 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,394 - 'Cause of paparazzi? - No. 346 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,897 Me wearing a boot, I look old and frail. 347 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,649 Same as wearing a hearing aid or whatever. 348 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,194 I'm not gonna do that. 349 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,237 - Well, yeah, but it's okay 350 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,365 if you need those things, though, right? 351 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,200 I mean, it's perfectly natural 352 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,369 for you not to be able to do all the things you used to. 353 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,246 - But that's the thing--I still feel like I can do everything. 354 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,124 I don't feel my age. 355 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:57,128 Then I look in the mirror, and I don't recognize myself. 356 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,297 - Well, you do redo your face a lot. 357 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,717 - I don't redo, I refresh. 358 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,886 The whole goal is to keep it the same 359 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,721 'cause I feel the same. 360 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,058 I feel like a 30-year-old... 361 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,019 who can't read the menu without a flashlight. 362 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,399 - Okay. 363 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,651 You should be good to go. 364 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,990 - You're no Ferragamo, but it'll do. 365 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,660 [groaning] 366 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,246 [exhales deeply] 367 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,337 [laughing] 368 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,588 - Sorry. 369 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,507 - Oh, God. 370 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,926 Okay. All right. 371 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,845 Onward. 372 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,847 [sighs] 373 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,850 [soft music] 374 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,768 ♪ ♪ 375 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,270 [groans] 376 00:14:55,353 --> 00:15:01,776 ♪ ♪ 377 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,194 Ow! - Sorry. 378 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,696 - Crap. Shit. 379 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,489 - You're fine. You're fine. 380 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,658 - Are we almost there? 381 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,327 This--this can't be right. 382 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,996 - I think it is. 383 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,582 Hang on, let me just-- let's just get you stable. 384 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,334 Let me park you right here. - Ah. 385 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,918 - Okay, okay. Are you okay? 386 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,212 - Yeah. - Um... 387 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,089 you know what? 388 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,300 I'm gonna climb this tree, see if I can get a better view 389 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,968 of the parking lot or the road or something. 390 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,887 - Uh... - You don't think it's safe? 391 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,223 - No, it's just you've never given me nimble. 392 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,853 - You know what? 393 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,564 Watch this. 394 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,566 Okay, here we go. 395 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,362 [grunting] Ooh. 396 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:49,532 It's always more firm than you think it's gonna be. 397 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,409 Ooh. Okay. 398 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,996 - Not so fast. Not so fast. 399 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,206 Just-- 400 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,000 - [grunting] 401 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044 - Okay. - Ugh. 402 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,674 Ah... 403 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,550 [sighs] 404 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,886 I can't see anything. I think I got to get higher. 405 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,388 - Be careful. 406 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,932 - [scoffs] It's fine. 407 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,266 - Oh. - It's fine. 408 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,518 [insect buzzing] 409 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,645 There's a--there's a bee. - Ah. 410 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,313 - Get out of here. 411 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,190 [screams] - Oh! Oh, God! 412 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,192 Oh, God, are you okay? - Ow. Fuck. 413 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,237 - What happened? - Oh, I got stung by a bee. 414 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,780 - Oh, where? Where? 415 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,532 Oh, let me see. 416 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,701 Oh, yeah. He got you. 417 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,828 - She. Male bees don't sting. 418 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,914 - Oh, honey, give it a rest. - [groans] 419 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,332 - Yeah, I think we should keep moving. 420 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,002 Yeah, come on, let's--let's walk it off. 421 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,504 - [grunts] Okay. - Okay, here we go. 422 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:51,594 ♪ ♪ 423 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,978 Does it hurt? - Ah, yeah. 424 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,313 But I don't blame the bee, though. 425 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,273 - Oh, good. 426 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,818 - This is their world. We're pushing them out. 427 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,944 I mean, they're going extinct because of us. 428 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,573 Actually, I deserved it. - Agreed. 429 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,491 Bees are not going extinct. 430 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,992 - Yes, they are. 431 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,911 Climate change is literally wreaking havoc 432 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,329 on their ecosystem. 433 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,415 - The Earth is a billion years old. 434 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,626 It just self-corrects for any damage that's done to it. 435 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,878 - No, we're destroying the planet. 436 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,297 It's a proven fact. 437 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,382 - Trust me, we're fine. 438 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,925 - Um, think I'll trust 439 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,011 the thousands and thousands of scientists 440 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,596 over you on this one, but thanks. 441 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,223 - Oh, sure. Trust a bunch of men over me. 442 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,642 - Oh, my God, you are being sexist 443 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,020 while accusing me of being sexist. 444 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,272 Did you know that wildlife populations 445 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,858 have diminished 70% since 1970? 446 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,111 - I don't buy that, I'm sorry. I always see animals. 447 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,280 The problem is, there's too many people. 448 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,866 I remember a day when you could walk down Fifth Avenue 449 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,868 from the Plaza to Cartier and see 10, 450 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,870 maybe 12 people, tops. 451 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,039 Now it's a shit show. 452 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,833 Believe me, no one's going extinct anytime soon. 453 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,669 People like having sex too much. 454 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,462 You got nothing to worry about. 455 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,298 - Why--why won't you admit that this is a problem? 456 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,300 - [sighs] 457 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,553 - Look, even if what you say is true, 458 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,514 what can any one person do about it? 459 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,890 - Well, you're right. 460 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,684 Your average person can't do as much 461 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,018 as corporations or governments. 462 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,353 - There you go. Case closed. 463 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,563 - Um, I said average person. 464 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,399 You're one of the biggest climate criminals I know. 465 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,109 Your carbon footprint is huge. 466 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,319 - Well, not as big as your carbon handprint. 467 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,446 - Hey, we had an agreement. 468 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,490 - I'm handicapped now. I have more rights. 469 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,492 - Okay, you know what? Joke all you want. 470 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,327 But you drive cars that are inefficient. 471 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,162 You take a private jet everywhere. 472 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,622 - Not everywhere. 473 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,124 - All the stuff that you sell on QVC, 474 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,750 it's all plastic and fast fashion. 475 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,795 Polyester doesn't degrade. It's made from oil. 476 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,673 Okay, Forever 21 is basically Exxon. 477 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,758 Zara--BP. 478 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,760 - Listen, I'm not saying you're wrong. 479 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,596 It's just that young people are just 480 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,099 so much more dramatic about everything. 481 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,851 When you live long enough, you realize things 482 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,855 don't change that drastically. 483 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,274 - Okay, think of it this way-- when you play a comedy club, 484 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,776 you don't do the shitty material at the end of your set 485 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,195 and leave the crowd cold out of respect for the comedian 486 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,947 following you, right? - Of course not. 487 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,825 - Okay, so maybe think of the Earth that way. 488 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,205 - Neither one of us is gonna have a future 489 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:28,001 if we don't get the he--hell out of here. 490 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,378 [grunts] It's gonna be dark soon. 491 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,714 [winces, groans] 492 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,091 - I think I should go ahead and find help. 493 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,345 - No. D-don't leave me. 494 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,763 - Okay, I won't. 495 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,057 - I-I can keep going. 496 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,685 Let's--let's go. 497 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:49,356 [serious music] 498 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,816 [grunting] 499 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,777 [bird tweets] 500 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,322 Oh, it's so steep. 501 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991 - Yeah, well, remember in the beginning, we were going down? 502 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,077 - Yeah? - Well, this must be the end 503 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,286 'cause we're going up. 504 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,746 We got it. 505 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,581 Oh, shit. 506 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,500 [both grunting] 507 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,672 - Fuck! - Shit. It's not a loop. 508 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,633 We've just been walking deeper and deeper into the woods. 509 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,094 - God damn it! 510 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,845 [sighs] 511 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,556 - I think we should start thinking about making shelter. 512 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,058 - Making shelter? 513 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,643 I'm not gonna sleep out here! 514 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,561 Besides, I have to be at QVC in three hours. 515 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,397 We're rolling out new infinity scarves. 516 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,024 - Literally nothing could sound less urgent to me. 517 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,026 - They come with matching beanies. 518 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,862 - Okay. - [sighs] Look... 519 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,573 we're gonna hear the search helicopter any second. 520 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,908 I'm worth way too much money 521 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,660 for them to not come and look for me. 522 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,453 - How are they gonna find us? 523 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,957 We didn't tell anyone where we were going. 524 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,084 - Oh. Right. 525 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,919 - Look, it's gonna be, like, 30 degrees tonight. 526 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,796 So, if you're really against the shelter plan, 527 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,340 then we need to get serious about finding some help. 528 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,470 - Help! 529 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:06,224 both: Help! 530 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,976 Help! 531 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:11,563 - Somebody, please help! - Help! 532 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,071 - [gasps] Wait, I know why it's not working. 533 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,490 I-I read this study. - Not now, Ava. 534 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,826 - No, it's relevant. I promise, okay? 535 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,453 It was about emergency response. 536 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,288 It said people are less likely to help someone 537 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,789 if they hear them yelling "help." 538 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,416 - Oh, that's right. 539 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,917 You're--you're supposed to yell "fire," right? 540 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,711 - No, no, no, you're supposed to yell, 541 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,297 "Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you." 542 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,132 - We're gonna die out here. 543 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,135 - No, it's because if people hear a woman screaming help, 544 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,054 they think she's in a domestic dispute with her husband 545 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,889 'cause he won't let her have a credit card or something, 546 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,766 so they don't do anything. 547 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,517 That's why you got to yell, "Why are you doing this to me? 548 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,977 I don't even know you." 549 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,479 - That's ridiculous. 550 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,735 both: Why are you doing this to me? 551 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,779 I don't even know you! 552 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,199 Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 553 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,702 Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 554 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:12,374 Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 555 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,460 [distant animal howling] 556 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,257 - Okay. 557 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:24,552 Let's make a fire. 558 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,804 - Yeah. 559 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,349 ♪ ♪ 560 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,352 - [grunts] 561 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:35,355 - So ironic that you can't make a fire. 562 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:40,318 - Ah, now this would make a great late-night story. 563 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,657 It's not happening. 564 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:48,034 [sighs] You know, this is the first time I've missed 565 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:51,913 my skin-care regimen since the Bush administration. 566 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,832 I'm talking H.W. 567 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:58,503 - I'm so sorry I made us come out here and then got us lost. 568 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,171 We should have just gone to the mall. 569 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:03,299 I could've--could've gotten Auntie Anne's. 570 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,176 - Oh, I shouldn't have been so hard on you. 571 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,972 It's not your fault my stupid body broke down. 572 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,099 - Come on, you're in great shape. 573 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,477 - Say it. 574 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,355 "For a woman your age." 575 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,317 - [sighs] 576 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,112 - You know, your whole life... 577 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,613 you say, "One day." 578 00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,824 You know, "One day, I'll do this. 579 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:32,120 One day, I'll accomplish that." 580 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:38,126 And the magic of "one day" is that it's all ahead of you. 581 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,922 But for me, "one day" is now. 582 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,846 Anything I want to do, 583 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:53,141 I have to do now... 584 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,894 or else I'll never do it. 585 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,773 That's the worst part of getting older. 586 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,400 - I believe you told me that the worst part 587 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,527 about getting older is the collagen loss. 588 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:07,530 - That too. - [chuckles] 589 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,407 The best part of being young 590 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:13,203 is that you don't have to savor everything. 591 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,247 You don't even have to consider it, you know. 592 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,083 Eat that candy bar. 593 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,378 Sleep in on Saturday morning. 594 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,716 Or have a breakup. 595 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:33,098 It's not the end of the world. 596 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,266 It's just the beginning. 597 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,940 That's the ultimate luxury... 598 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:46,444 not having to suck the marrow out of every day. 599 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:52,283 Just toss the bones, not even make a soup. 600 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,871 Sorry, I'm really hungry. - [chuckles] 601 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,581 [rustling] 602 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,459 - What was that? - Was that an animal? 603 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,795 - Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 604 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,296 both: Why are you doing this to me? 605 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,048 I don't even know you! 606 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,884 Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 607 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,887 - Why are you doing this to me? I don't even know you! 608 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,807 [engines rumbling] 609 00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:21,271 - Are you guys okay? 610 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:24,065 [both laughing] 611 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,276 [America's "Lonely People"] 612 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,819 - Oh, my God. 613 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,237 - Yeah, we are. - Oh. 614 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,780 Thank you. - Hi. 615 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,282 [laughs] - Oh. 616 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,159 We're alive. We're alive. 617 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,163 - ♪ This is for all the lonely people ♪ 618 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,165 ♪ ♪ 619 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:44,044 ♪ Thinking that life has passed them by ♪ 620 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,212 ♪ ♪ 621 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,840 ♪ Don't give up until you ♪ 622 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:52,093 ♪ Drink from the silver cup ♪ 623 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,387 ♪ Never take you down ♪ 624 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:58,391 ♪ Or never give you up ♪ 625 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:02,187 ♪ Never know until you try ♪ 626 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,314 - Okay. - Oh. 627 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:05,982 - I got you. I got you. 628 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,984 - Oh. Oh. - I got you. I got you. 629 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,861 - [grunts] - Careful. 630 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,489 Careful. Okay. - [grunting] 631 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,449 - Okay. Okay. 632 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,825 - Oh, wait, wait. 633 00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:19,204 Boys, I-I can't thank you enough. 634 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,955 And to show you my gratitude, 635 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,208 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 636 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,711 I'm gonna build an in-home QVC studio 637 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:30,256 so that I do not have to depend so much on my private jet. 638 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,010 - [clears throat] 639 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:37,389 - And I'm gonna transition half of my portfolio 640 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:40,308 into green stocks. 641 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,726 - And? 642 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,438 - And install solar panels, 643 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,607 even though it's going to ruin the roofline. 644 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:50,193 - Okay. 645 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,569 - Ask her. 646 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,030 Oh, could you also buy us Mike's Hard? 647 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,866 - Whatever you want. I owe you. 648 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,493 - Sick. 649 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,579 - [chuckles] - Come on. 650 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:03,039 Nice to meet you guys. 651 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,958 Take care. - Nice to meet you. 652 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,251 - Got it? 653 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,669 No, you know what? I'm driving. 654 00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,087 - Okay. 655 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,839 - Let's get you around. - Okay. Ah. 656 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,382 - You know, it's like when you say goodbye, 657 00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:13,758 and then you're not leaving-- it's crazy. 658 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,176 - [groans] - Okay, get in the car. 659 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,886 Okay. 660 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,888 Or s-should we follow you for the Mike's Hard stuff? 661 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,265 - Yeah. - Okay. 662 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,599 - Got her? 663 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,518 - God, there you are. 664 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,270 Holy shit, are you--are you okay? 665 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,939 - I have to sell infinity scarves. 666 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,942 - Okay, what happened? 667 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,861 - We took a walk. 668 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,279 - She looks rough. 669 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,073 - I heard that! 670 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,451 - What the fuck? Uh, can we get a medic, please? 671 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,661 [Ringo Starr's "It Don't Come Easy"] 672 00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:44,122 - You shouldn't use plastic. 673 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,709 - ♪ It don't come easy ♪ 674 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:52,047 ♪ You know it don't come easy ♪ 675 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,342 ♪ It don't come easy ♪ 676 00:27:55,425 --> 00:28:01,306 ♪ You know it don't come easy ♪ 677 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,809 - ♪ Gotta pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues ♪ 678 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:09,147 ♪ And you know it don't come easy ♪ 679 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:12,817 ♪ You don't have to shout or leap about ♪ 680 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:16,821 ♪ You can even play them easy ♪ 681 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:19,657 ♪ Forget about the past ♪ 682 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,118 ♪ And hold your sorrow ♪ 683 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,913 ♪ ♪ 684 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:28,124 ♪ The future won't last ♪ 685 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:32,337 ♪ It will soon be your tomorrow ♪ 686 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:36,007 ♪ I don't ask for much, I only want trust ♪ 687 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:40,011 ♪ And you know it don't come easy ♪ 688 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:44,015 ♪ And this love of mine keeps growing all the time ♪ 689 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:48,186 ♪ And you know it don't come easy ♪ 690 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:55,276 ♪ ♪