1 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,265 Is that the lyric? 2 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,226 - I think so. Or it should be. 3 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,770 Whatever you said, I loved. 4 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,355 - You know, I actually have always thought 5 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,774 I'd be an excellent songwriter. 6 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,776 - You would. You really would. I mean-- 7 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,137 - So sorry I keep having to pee. 8 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,806 I have a really small bladder. 9 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,808 I mean, I think. I guess I don't know. 10 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,809 - No, it's fine. 11 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,477 I love these big rest stops. 12 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,729 It's my favorite part of being on the road. 13 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:48,983 Yes. 14 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,402 Oh, this is great! 15 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,947 Ooh, ooh, you want some unsalted sunflower seeds? 16 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,825 - No. Do you? 17 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,117 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 18 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,202 These are high in protein, 19 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,662 rich in vitamin B1, 20 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,080 and the only thing in these kind of places 21 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,665 that isn't lard or sugar. 22 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,543 - No. I'm cool--I'm cool, yeah. 23 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,044 I'm just gonna go to-- I'm gonna head-- 24 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,088 I'm gonna find the, um-- you know, I'm gonna-- 25 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,507 Yeah, I'll be back. 26 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,140 - Oh, Jesus. 27 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,517 Hello. - Hey. 28 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,185 So that whole plan about me staying away 29 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,354 from Deborah, the opposite is happening. 30 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,398 We left Vegas last night, and now I'm trapped 31 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:31,025 in a car with her, and she's being nice. 32 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,235 - Nice? 33 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,611 Jesus, that is fucking terrifying. 34 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,363 All right, look, I finally got Janet Stone 35 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,198 to call me back, and she's agreed to have lunch tomorrow. 36 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,242 So I'm gonna do everything in my power 37 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,536 to make your stupid email go away, okay? 38 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,912 Just sit tight. 39 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,123 - Okay, when you have an update, call me. 40 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,130 Hi. 41 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,090 - I'm Daniel. 42 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,800 - Hi, Daniel. 43 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,927 - Hello. 44 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,766 - Hm. 45 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,818 - You're famous, right? 46 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,278 - Apparently not. 47 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,321 - Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah. 48 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,197 You're the funny lady. 49 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,241 Oh, my God. Um... 50 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,826 - Deborah Vance. Hi. - Yes! 51 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,828 - I'm your biggest fan. 52 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,371 What the heck are you doing here? 53 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,915 - Well, actually, I'm doing a drop-in set 54 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,499 at The Main in Flagstaff tonight. 55 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,126 Are you coming to see it? - Oh, no. 56 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,753 I'm headed the other direction. 57 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,963 I'm going to help my brother inseminate his horses. 58 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,506 - Sounds like fun. 59 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,592 - Can I get a picture? - Absolutely. 60 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,385 - Okay. Here we go. 61 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,597 - Oh, God, not down there. What are you, a sadist? 62 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,432 There we go. - Oh, okay. 63 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,274 - Gas station sunglasses? 64 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,652 - Don't be a snob. 65 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,196 It's not about the label. It's about the fit. 66 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,822 See, now, like, I have 67 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,783 a classic heart-shaped face. 68 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,034 Perfect. 69 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,494 So I want to mimic that with glasses 70 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,912 that are kind of wider at the top 71 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,413 and a little bit narrower at the bottom, 72 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,499 like... 73 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,625 mm, these. 74 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:11,751 Look. 75 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,838 - Okay, wow, yeah. - Right? 76 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,173 Now, you, on the other hand, 77 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,716 have a more oval face. 78 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,260 Kind of like a Jordan almond. 79 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,973 So you need to contrast that with something more angular. 80 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,808 Like, um... 81 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,184 oh, here, try these. 82 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,026 - Wow. - Huh? Very cute. 83 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,569 Keep 'em. They're yours. My treat. 84 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,613 - Oh, that's nice-- you don't have to do that. 85 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,740 - They're $4.99. 86 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,826 - Okay, thank you. 87 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,494 - You're welcome. 88 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,248 - Classic. 89 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,173 - You bought a reusable cup? 90 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,843 - Yeah, well, you know, it offsets my private jet. 91 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,518 - Morning. - Good morning, Jimmy. 92 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,353 - Well, lucky you. 93 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,564 Last two assistants got promoted off this desk. 94 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,899 - Big whoop. Who cares? 95 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,860 - Kayla, I think this is good for both of us, you know? 96 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,863 - You're giving me a migraine. 97 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,156 What? 98 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,782 I mean, Latitude. 99 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,075 - Have a good day. 100 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,994 - I won't. 101 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,662 Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Morning, Silas. 102 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,872 - Good morning, Mr. LuSaque. 103 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,582 - Oh, you can call me Jimmy. 104 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,750 - Okay. 105 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,878 - Perfect. 106 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,129 - Good. 107 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,672 So I got you a table for your lunch 108 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,299 with Janet Stone at Superba. 109 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,384 I read in "The Hollywood Reporter's" Power Lunch List 110 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,094 that she loves their Little Gem Caesar salad. 111 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,679 - Kayla said they were fully booked. 112 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,556 - They are, but I bartered with Michael's assistant 113 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,016 to get a standing reservation. 114 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,517 I have to cover his desk for a couple days 115 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,352 next month, but it's no problem. 116 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,645 - Thank you so much. 117 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,898 - Also, I heard a ding on your end 118 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,316 when we were on the phone this morning, 119 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,692 and so I called Audi and they think 120 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,069 it's the check engine indicator light. 121 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,403 So I've arranged for them to come 122 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,654 pick it up here tomorrow morning, 123 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,114 and it'll be done by EOD. 124 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,574 They can send a loaner, 125 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:07,825 or I'd be happy to drive you to your lunch. 126 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,368 - You heard a ding? - Yes. 127 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,828 - And then you called Audi? - Yes. 128 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,246 - You preemptively called Audi for me? 129 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,916 - Yes. - Oh, you know what? 130 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,250 I would love a ride. 131 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,710 - I look forward to it... 132 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,170 Jimmy. 133 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,466 - Okay. 134 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,391 - Yeah, yeah. 135 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,936 Your own sister. 136 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,188 Sleeping with your husband. 137 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,273 Someone so close to you. 138 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,566 Someone you trust. 139 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:45,738 Betrayal is the worst feeling in the world. 140 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,659 And I've woken up during a colonoscopy. 141 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,626 - We bust our asses for 10%. 142 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:02,004 We should get 90 and give the clients 10. 143 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,339 - Totally. Totally. 144 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,133 So like I was saying before, 145 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,634 that email being used for the show 146 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,970 would be very bad for both of my clients. 147 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,263 - Come on. 148 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,140 You know how these things work. 149 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,975 It'll be months before that show comes out, 150 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,185 and even then, Deborah would have to see it 151 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,688 and think it's about her. Don't worry. 152 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,731 - I think she thinks most things are about her. 153 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,732 - Ha! 154 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,985 - Look, I really wouldn't ask 155 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,404 if it wasn't really, really important to me 156 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,739 and my mental and physical health. 157 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,118 - Mmm. Yum. 158 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,828 Jimmy, I like you. 159 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,165 All right, I'll talk to Daisy and Jesse, 160 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,000 scare 'em with some libel law shit. 161 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,043 I'll make sure that it's not at all traceable 162 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,044 to Deborah or the kid. 163 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,671 - Ah, thank you so much. 164 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,214 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 165 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,632 I really--I owe you big time. 166 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,884 - My pleasure. 167 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,011 - Oh, I just have water. It's bad luck. 168 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,804 - Come on. 169 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,764 Cheers. - Cheers. 170 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,603 Mmm. 171 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,564 - I don't usually drink at lunch, 172 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,358 but I finally closed on my house this morning. 173 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,860 - Oh, that's great. 174 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,737 I mean, the housing market is insane in LA. 175 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,197 I've been looking forever, actually. 176 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,615 I made one offer, but the house turned out 177 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,908 to be a nightmare, so I had to bail. 178 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,409 - Oh, where was it? 179 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:14,702 - The Oaks. 180 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,079 - I'm in the Oaks. 181 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,539 - Oh, yeah? 182 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,665 Wow. 183 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,126 - What street? 184 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,633 - Oh, shoot. You know what? 185 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,343 There are so many streets up there, right? 186 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,761 So many Oaks, so crissy-crossy. 187 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,888 - Are you Essex Trust? 188 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,723 - Nope. How's your salad? Mine is good. 189 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:37,558 Mine is really good. - Oh, my God. 190 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,644 You're the fucking mold guy 191 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,062 who pulled out at the eleventh hour. 192 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,647 - Hold on, let me just explain. 193 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,440 - I had to disclose that fucking inspection 194 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,651 to every buyer. You made my house toxic! 195 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,195 - Well, technically it was because of the black mold. 196 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,822 - I lost $1/2 million on that house 197 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,741 because of you being a little mold bitch! 198 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,117 - Well, if I want to have a family, 199 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,202 it wouldn't be safe for the baby. 200 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,620 Think about the baby. 201 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,080 Think about it from the baby's perspective. 202 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,082 - You're not even married, you freak! 203 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,042 - I could do it on my own. 204 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,210 - You know what? 205 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,046 I'm going to make sure that they use 206 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,923 every single detail from that email. 207 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,925 - No, please, no, Janet-- - Actually, why wait? 208 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:15,012 I'm sure the TMZ would love to get their hands on it today. 209 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,430 - Okay, look, I apologize. 210 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,974 - Oh, excuse me. - I didn't know it was you. 211 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,892 - I gotta get back to the office. 212 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,644 I got some calls to make. - No, no, no, no. 213 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,771 You don't need to make any calls. 214 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,064 Janet, I'll buy it. 215 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,691 I'll buy it. I'll buy it for 500 over. 216 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,734 Whatever you-- whatever the contract is now, 217 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,403 I'll be the backup offer. Please, Janet. 218 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,696 I'm so sorry. Janet? 219 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,866 - Move! 220 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,203 - Bad. Bad. 221 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,296 - Want to get a coffee? 222 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,755 Try to fix that free range chicken joke? 223 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,257 I mean, it did okay last night, but-- 224 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,092 - No, no, we're going to see my psychic. 225 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,136 That's the whole reason we're in Sedona. 226 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,722 - Wait, the one who stole from you? 227 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:01,809 - Oh, Zephyr? No. God no, that son of a bitch. 228 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,894 Joke's on him, though. He drowned. 229 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,980 - How is that a joke? 230 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,065 - I'm laughing. 231 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,363 - Oh, my God. 232 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,158 I cannot believe you walked in here today. 233 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,327 Look at this. Look at this. 234 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,037 Look. 235 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,998 I just sold my Cisco stock today, 236 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,166 and now you're here? 237 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,251 Is that wild, or is that wild? 238 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,754 By the way, my return? 239 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,630 258%. - Yes. 240 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,341 - Thank God you told me to buy it. 241 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,884 - I'm psychic. - Me too. 242 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,262 - So what do you think of crypto? 243 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,223 - No, I like to stay fad-free in my portfolio. 244 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,391 Are you into renewables? 245 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,684 - Renewables. 246 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,019 Look, I gotta write this shit down. 247 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,229 Here. Come on, come on. Come in. 248 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,607 Uh, don't trip over the extension cords. 249 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,859 - Is this insider trading? 250 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,110 - No. 251 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,820 But you've seen me do that before. 252 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,201 - Not great, Jimmy Jr. 253 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,535 Not great. 254 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,828 - I know. 255 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,538 I tried to handle it myself, obviously, 256 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,207 and I hate to bother you with this. 257 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,834 It's just...I don't know. I don't know what else to do. 258 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,379 - You know, Janet has been all over me 259 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,590 to attach one of my directors to her client's movie. 260 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,050 - Oh, yeah? 261 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,593 - If he does, it's a guaranteed green light. 262 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,136 - Do you think you could use that? 263 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,596 - Come on. 264 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:24,308 This entire business is built on quid pro quo. 265 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,937 If Janet wants my client-- believe me, she does-- 266 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,065 then she will have to make this email just... 267 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,942 Disappear. 268 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,194 - Oh, Michael, that would be incredible. 269 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,695 - It would. 270 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:41,700 You know what else is quid pro quo, Jimmy? 271 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,494 Hmm? - Mm... 272 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,416 - Marriage. 273 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,542 - Sure. 274 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,753 - My wife, oy, she's a worrier. 275 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,089 And she's worried sick about Kayla. 276 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,091 Now, see, our little girl hasn't been the same 277 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,635 since she was moved off your desk. 278 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,804 And my wife loves her daughter. 279 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,431 She has been nothing but an angel 280 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,765 since the day she was born. 281 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,809 - Really sweet... - Mm-hmm. 282 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,269 - Cool, cool person. 283 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,770 - See, here's the issue. 284 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,357 My wife and I have a trip planned to Mallorca. 285 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,358 - Oh. 286 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,734 - But worrying about Kayla 287 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,279 is affecting my wife's mood. 288 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:19,864 And the timing of that is bad 289 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,492 'cause, Jimmy, I want a blow job in Mallorca. 290 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,952 - Oh. - Yeah. 291 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:28,581 - That sounds like a great setting for that. 292 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,124 - Yeah. 293 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,417 But... 294 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,296 that's not happening if Kayla's upset. 295 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,966 So I help you make an email disappear. 296 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:42,011 You help me get my balls drained. 297 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,013 Well, ball. 298 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,931 You know, I'm a survivor. 299 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,349 - Mm-hmm. 300 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,684 - What do you say, Jimmy? 301 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,772 Jimmy LuSaque Jr.'s office. 302 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,900 I'm back. 303 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,613 Oh, well, you know how he is. He's sensitive. 304 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,199 I love him, though. All right. 305 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,160 All right, girlfriend, I'll send you through. 306 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,829 Jimmy, your mom's on. 307 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,955 Jimmy! 308 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,669 - Hey, Mom. 309 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,798 Um... 310 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,175 I'm having a bad day. 311 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,557 - No, Mom, no, I don't really want to talk about it. 312 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,018 How are you? 313 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,895 - Fascinating. 314 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,649 Ah, Death card. 315 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,608 - My God. 316 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,026 - Oh, it could mean death, 317 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,820 but it doesn't literally just mean death. 318 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,656 It could mean rebirth. 319 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,491 A transformation for the better. 320 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,244 - That makes sense--I mean, the show's totally new to me. 321 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,454 - Whoomp, there it is. 322 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,668 Ah, the Ace of Pentacles. 323 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,128 Financial prosperity, baby. 324 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,715 - I see... 325 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,176 a new success on the QVC. 326 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,719 - Mm, I doubt it. 327 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,221 I mean, I'm kind of pulling back from that. 328 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,682 I'm not launching anything new this year. 329 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,767 - I'm just telling you what I see. 330 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,024 The Tower. 331 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,739 - What, this one is worse than the Death card? 332 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,825 - It's a cosmic wrecking ball. 333 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,746 Deborah... 334 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,916 a truth is about to be revealed to you. 335 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,835 And it is disastrous. 336 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,920 - Well, you could be wrong, though, right? 337 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,046 'Cause, you know, you were wrong 338 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,840 about the QVC thing, so... 339 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,300 - Cards don't lie. 340 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,551 - Seems like, how could you know, though? 341 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,927 Did you shuffle good? 342 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,137 - Would you stop it? 343 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,805 It's fine. It's better to know. 344 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,099 This way, I can, you know, be on the lookout. 345 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,269 Okay, red. 346 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,104 You ready for a reading? 347 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,897 - Me? No. Me? No. 348 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,108 Me? No. No, I'm good. 349 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,943 I'm a science girl, so I'm cool. 350 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,778 - Come on, at least let me snap 351 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,614 a pic of your aura real quick. 352 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,782 On the house? - Thank you. Not interested. 353 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,660 - Oh, come on. Have a little fun, would ya? 354 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,748 - All right. 355 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,085 Ah. Don't worry. 356 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,546 Here we go. 357 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,803 Gotcha. 358 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,767 Now I do, do-do, do-do, do-do this 359 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:39,146 and I do this and we put this in here. 360 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,069 Wow. 361 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,487 Pure blue. 362 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,949 Means you're honest and have clarity in communication. 363 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,285 - That's true. This girl's honest to a fault. 364 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,995 She's always trying to get me to be more honest, 365 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,081 which, honestly, is exhausting. 366 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,874 This morning, she told me that she was a four 367 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,834 on the Bristol Stool Chart. 368 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,002 And trust me, I didn't ask. 369 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,338 - Ugh, I'd kill to be a four. 370 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,631 I have trouble. 371 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,925 Enjoy it while you're young. - Mm. 372 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,220 - Here you go, Little Miss Honesty. 373 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,305 - Let me see. 374 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,807 Wow. 375 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,392 - It's a good aura. 376 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,520 So if you're in renewables... - Mm-hmm? 377 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,271 - Does that mean you're out on oil? 378 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,482 - Oh, God no. I'm always in oil. 379 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,406 Mm, these are pretty. 380 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,409 Good stocking stuffers. 381 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,870 Oh. 382 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,749 It says, "Give to a loving friend". 383 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,461 Gonna get me one? 384 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,595 Um, Deborah, I have to tell you something. 385 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,055 - Oh, please, if it's more about 386 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,849 the Bristol Stool Chart, I've heard enough. 387 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,475 - What I'm about to say might upset you, 388 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,519 but I think it's better for our relationship 389 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:01,729 if I tell you. 390 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,939 Okay, what is? 391 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,901 - After our fight, 392 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,279 I got drunk and took Xanax 393 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,905 and I sent a very stupid email 394 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,450 to those showrunners that I met with in LA. 395 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,369 I said some... 396 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,954 unkind things about you 397 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,751 that I don't even believe because I was hurt and angry, 398 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,252 and I'm sorry. 399 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,088 - You did what? 400 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,383 - I said some pretty revealing stuff about you 401 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,010 that you probably wouldn't want made public, 402 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,428 and I'm trying to get them to not use it 403 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,971 in their show, but I think that they are 404 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,139 because they-- 405 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,390 they told me they are. 406 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,476 But it might not even go to series. 407 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,191 - Who's starring in it? 408 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,321 - Um... 409 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,323 Helen Mirren. 410 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,160 - Of course it's going to series! 411 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,205 You ungrateful bitch! 412 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,791 Oh! - Deborah, I'm so sorry! 413 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,292 - Oh, too late! 414 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,630 - Hey, calm down! - Don't tell me to calm down! 415 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,299 - You said you wouldn't hit people! 416 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,176 - I won't if you move fast enough! 417 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,804 - Not the tourmaline! - I'll buy what I break! 418 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,805 - You-- 419 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,155 Hey. 420 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,323 - Finally. 421 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,450 So I am officially 422 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,786 the manager of the century. 423 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,914 I took one for the team, and the email's taken care of. 424 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,457 She's never gonna find out. 425 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,253 - I just told her. 426 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,588 - I'm sorry. 427 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,549 It sounded like you said you just told her. 428 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,051 - I did. 429 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,016 - Oh, my God, Ava. 430 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,726 Why? Why? 431 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,436 - I know, but even if I had known, 432 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,063 I had to be honest. 433 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,857 I hope you didn't go through too much trouble. 434 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,693 - Jimmy! Can I go? I gotta go buy towels. 435 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,611 'Cause I need a new set. 436 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,863 - I definitely did. 437 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,531 - And I know she's gonna fire me, 438 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,032 and you'll have to drop me and-- 439 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,911 I'm really sorry, 440 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,956 for this and everything I put you through. 441 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,457 - Oh, God. 442 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,167 Well, listen, you know, I just gotta say-- 443 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,545 - Um, Jimmy, I gotta call you back. 444 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,133 - Hungry? 445 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,145 - I have good news, actually. 446 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,899 That, uh, email, it's not gonna be used 447 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,941 in their new show. 448 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,360 Jimmy took care of it. 449 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,362 - Can I get you gals anything else? 450 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,572 - Just the bill, please. 451 00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,573 Separate checks. 452 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,741 - Sure. 453 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,376 Okay. 454 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,590 Read it to me. 455 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,550 - Oh, no, no. Please don't-- 456 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,303 - I'm telling you to read it to me. 457 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,650 The entire thing. 458 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,070 - "Hey, y'all. 459 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,447 "Parentheses, trying not to use 460 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,116 "the gendered term 'you guys' anymore 461 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,119 "even though it honestly sounds neutral to me, 462 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,704 "end parentheses. 463 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,832 "First of all, I'm so sorry 464 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,542 "about how our meeting ended the other day. 465 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,379 "I fucking suck at first impressions. 466 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,130 "LOL. 467 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,594 "I just wanted to follow up on our convo. 468 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,806 "I actually think Deborah Vance is the perfect comp 469 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:09,726 for your horrible boss character in 'Bitch PM.'" 470 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,896 Their show is about a prime minister. 471 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,773 Who is a bitch. 472 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:15,941 - Yeah, got that. 473 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,821 - "Anyway, here are some stories 474 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,990 "you could probably use about someone 475 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,325 "who treats people like shit 476 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,536 "and has no remorse about it at all. 477 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,666 "She once asked me to perjure myself 478 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,334 "for her in traffic court. 479 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,044 "Most days, the first words out of her mouth 480 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,797 "when she sees me are, 'Not flattering.' 481 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,716 "Once when I was having an asthma attack, 482 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,344 "she said, 'Do you have to do that in here?' 483 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,681 "She once refused an employee maternity leave 484 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,517 "because she thought the baby was ugly and said, 485 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,770 "'Why would she want to be at home with that thing?' 486 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,527 "She has a terrible relationship 487 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,070 "with her junkie daughter 488 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,781 "who sells photos of Deborah to the tabloids 489 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,117 "looking like shit because they sell better 490 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,369 "if she looks like she's dying. 491 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,912 "What's even sicker 492 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,874 "is that Deborah knows about it and lets it happen. 493 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,876 "Their relationship could be repaired 494 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:19,504 "if Deborah would just tell her she's proud of her, 495 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,381 "but she won't even do that. 496 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,051 "Even though she's clearly the reason 497 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,720 she's so fucked up in the first place." 498 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,805 Please don't make me keep reading this. 499 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:40,108 "The truth is, Deborah Vance is a bully. 500 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,444 "And the worst kind. 501 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,155 "One who thinks she's the victim. 502 00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,491 "Every person in her life is on her payroll 503 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,950 "and would never be around her 504 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,328 "if their livelihoods didn't depend on it. 505 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,207 "Myself included. 506 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,669 "It's her own fault she's so lonely. 507 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:04,591 "Though she's too selfish to ever admit it, 508 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,636 "I think that's why she needs her adoring fans. 509 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,101 Because no one in her life actually loves her." 510 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,769 Deborah, that's not true. 511 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,854 I don't believe-- - Thanks, ladies. 512 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,231 Have a great night. 513 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,159 - You can pay for mine. 514 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:04,192 - You know, you're good at writing for me. 515 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,571 And I thought it was because you understood me. 516 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,078 But it's because you're just like me. 517 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:21,084 You're as selfish and cruel as I am. 518 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,031 - Hey, Barbara. 519 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:54,451 So I have some horrific news. 520 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,536 Kayla is back on my desk. 521 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,788 I really appreciate the idea, but we can just drop 522 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,540 that whole anger management thing. 523 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,167 - Oof, I can't do that. 524 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,793 It's already in your file, 525 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,631 and once it's in your file, it's in your file. 526 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,174 - You can't take it out of the file? 527 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,426 - Physically, I can't take it out of your file, 528 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:14,888 and if I tried to, then that would go in my file. 529 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:18,266 - Okay, but I don't have anger issues. 530 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,144 - It's only a 52-week course. 531 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,439 - 52 weeks? 532 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,274 That's a whole year, Barbara. 533 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,193 - It's actually a little bit longer, 534 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,570 because they don't meet the weeks of Christmas 535 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,322 and Hanukkah and Halloween. 536 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,491 - They don't meet the week of Halloween? 537 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,952 - Yeah, Joyce, the woman who runs it, 538 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,038 is really into Halloween, and she throws a great party 539 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,874 every year, but you have to come in costume. 540 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,461 - Hold on, are you friends with this person? 541 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:49,005 - Not anymore, because I came one year 542 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:52,259 not in costume and she got really mad at me. 543 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,471 - So the anger management course woman got mad? 544 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,891 - Well, you know, it's like, those who can't do, teach. 545 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:04,562 - This sounds like a 52-week fucking scam, Barbara. 546 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,481 - Okay, calm down. 547 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:07,774 You know, I actually think 548 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,943 this course might be good for you. 549 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,238 Wow. 550 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,702 - If I were you, I would go to that Halloween party though. 551 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:19,953 She goes all out. 552 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,788 Just make sure you go in costume, 553 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:24,708 and take it from me, cat ears don't count. 554 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:56,281 - Hi, can I get a cab to the Safari Inn? 555 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,873 - Well, are you gonna get in the car, 556 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,876 or are you just gonna stand there staring? 557 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,419 - Uh, cancel that, actually. 558 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,171 Sorry. 559 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,641 - Oh, I got you a coffee. 560 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,311 - Uh, thanks. 561 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,357 - It's not poisoned. 562 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,527 Look... 563 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,364 I slept on it, and I'm just gonna move on. 564 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,032 Let it go. 565 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,700 - Really? - Yes. 566 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,910 I mean, you're a good writer, 567 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,328 and I need you on this tour. 568 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,829 If I held a grudge against every person 569 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,332 who ever wronged me, I'd have gray hair. 570 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,045 Thank you so much. 571 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,102 And again, I'm so sorry. 572 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,561 I'm gonna be better. 573 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,855 I'm gonna stop doing shit that makes me impulsive, 574 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,565 like drinking and taking pills, 575 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,234 and I'm gonna get a dumb phone 576 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:17,404 so I can't even use social media or email anyone. 577 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,573 And I'm gonna get one of those giant water bottles 578 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,534 and only consume water. 579 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,828 I promise I'm gonna be better, Deborah. 580 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,996 - Whatever you need to do. 581 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,915 - Okay, great. 582 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,085 Thank you. 583 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,631 - Oh, I think you should take it. 584 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:37,882 - Oh, okay. 585 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,219 Hey, Jimmy. - Hey there. 586 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,804 So I regret to inform you 587 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,141 that Deborah is suing you for violating your NDA. 588 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,893 - Wait, what? You're suing me? 589 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,188 - Oh, I can't discuss details of the case. 590 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,189 - Is this real? 591 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,357 - Yes. - Yes. 592 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,692 Thick document. 593 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:56,776 Real big. 594 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,319 - What? 595 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,697 - Haven't you ever been in litigation before? 596 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,616 It'll be a good learning experience for you. 597 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,826 Expensive one too.