1 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,980 [rumbling] both: [gasps] 2 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,414 [phone chiming] 3 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,167 - Wow, your phone's really blowing up. 4 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,920 What's happening? [chiming continues] 5 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,173 I'm not getting service. 6 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,091 - Oh, my God, what did you do? 7 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,593 - Okay, okay. I can explain. 8 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,303 - Drop it! 9 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,096 Drop it! Barry, drop it. 10 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,347 You know grapes can kill you. 11 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,141 Reach into his mouth. 12 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,476 Reach into his mouth! 13 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,894 Barry, look at Mommy. Look at Mommy. 14 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,395 Spit it out. 15 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,064 [Diana Ross' "That's How You Start Over"] 16 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,609 I love that smell! [laughs] 17 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,360 - Jet fuel and melting rubber? 18 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,696 - Yup. Vegas, baby. 19 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,448 - Welcome home. - Thank you. 20 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,908 - Are you headed to the Shops At Crystals? 21 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,701 - No, no, straight to the house. 22 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,371 - You know, you go ahead. I'm just gonna call a car 23 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,290 and head back to the Palmetto, I have some stuff to get, 24 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:23,625 I have a couple calls to make, so-- 25 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:24,918 - No, you're going with me. 26 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,337 We got a lot of work to do, kiddo. 27 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,632 - ♪ I just want to lend an ear ♪ 28 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:34,385 ♪ You can run for cover ♪ 29 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,972 ♪ Oh, but darling, don't you see ♪ 30 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,851 ♪ For every smile, there's a teardrop ♪ 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,647 ♪ And that's just how it's gonna be ♪ 32 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,775 ♪ So it went wrong ♪ 33 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,109 - That was fast. 34 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,611 - No, no, it's good. It's good. 35 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:53,154 That was the old show. I'm done with that. 36 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,864 We're gonna work this new one out on the road 37 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,158 and it's gonna get me a bigger and better residency. 38 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,911 And the Palmetto can kiss my ass. 39 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,038 - Totally. 40 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,456 - You know, I haven't been this excited 41 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,749 about my material in years. 42 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,376 It's invigorating when you bomb 43 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,836 and you have to start from scratch. 44 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,254 It's like when you clean out your closet 45 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,338 and you buy a whole new wardrobe. 46 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,756 - Can't relate. 47 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,591 I still wear my bras from the eighth grade. 48 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,176 - Now those bras you should burn. 49 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,804 - [laughs] [phone buzzes] 50 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,223 - Oh, put him on speaker. I need to talk to him. 51 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,393 - Jimmy. - Are you trying 52 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,978 to put me in the ground? 53 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,188 - Uh, you're here--it's me and Deborah in the car. 54 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:31,109 - Oh, hey, Deborah. I'm on speaker. 55 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,986 What are you guys doing? 56 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,654 - I wanna have a meeting in 20 to plan this tour. 57 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,197 I'll get Damien and Marcus. We'll call you back. 58 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,074 - Great and Ava, maybe afterward you can 59 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:39,909 just give me a quick call, you can just catch-- 60 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,663 - Hey, Ben, turn that up. 61 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,373 - ♪ Until you finally learn ♪ 62 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:47,041 ♪ Isn't that the point of it ♪ 63 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:52,130 ♪ Is that love will come again ♪ 64 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,800 ♪ That's how you start over ♪ 65 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,804 ♪ That's how you begin again ♪ 66 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,224 - Kayla, we've been over what is 67 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,560 inappropriate behavior in the past. 68 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:06,978 - I said I'm sorry. Okay? 69 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,688 I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm being, 70 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,190 like, arrested for wearing pajamas on a business trip. 71 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:15,486 - They were not pajamas. It was silk lingerie. 72 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,405 - Okay, the fashion police is here. 73 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,324 I didn't know I was going on a trip with Stacy London. 74 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:23,828 - Okay guys, let's be careful not to police anyone's fashion, 75 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,081 but also, Kayla, it did make Jimmy uncomfortable. 76 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,750 - Look, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable 77 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:29,918 with her staying on my desk. 78 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,461 - But I don't, like, get that 79 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,421 because he was, like, my babysitter. 80 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,881 Like, he's changed my diapers. 81 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,966 - [chuckles] What are you talking about? 82 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,718 I was not your babysitter. 83 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,428 We were around each other as kids 'cause our dads 84 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,472 were in business together, but I never babysat you. 85 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,933 - Um, I literally remember you changing my diaper. 86 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:48,102 - Ew, Kayla! You don't remember being a baby. 87 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,687 You don't even remember my lunch order. 88 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,731 - Uh, Mendocino Farms Chinese chicken salad! 89 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,149 - Well that's a first! 90 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:54,943 - Kayla, your behavior was 91 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,861 interpreted as a sexual advance 92 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,655 and anything of a sexual nature 93 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,531 is against Latitude's code of conduct. 94 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,700 - Okay, I just think that it's gonna be hard 95 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:06,204 because, you know, we work in the entertainment business. 96 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,999 And every movie or TV show's about sex. 97 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,960 - That is so not true. 98 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,795 - Name one movie that's not about sex. 99 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,130 - "Sophie's Choice," "Schindler's List," 100 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,715 "Saving Private Ryan." 101 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,177 - Okay, name one movie that's not about sex or Nazis. 102 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,805 - "Cast Away." - That's about masturbation. 103 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,684 - Okay, Barbara, help me out here please. 104 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,687 - Um, "Babe: Pig In The City." 105 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,105 - Oh, my God. 106 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,234 - Okay, so on this tour 107 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,444 I wanna do 35 dates before Christmas. 108 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,113 That means I think we should start 109 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,365 in the San Francisco Orpheum and move our way east. 110 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,909 - Love that idea, but I do think a lot 111 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,079 of the larger venues are likely already booked. 112 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,497 - That's fine. I'll do drop ins. 113 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,999 I'll do whatever it takes. 114 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,667 I mean, I don't expect this to be a money maker. 115 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,169 It's all about back to basics. 116 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,880 And we need a really good tour manager, Vinny DeMoan. 117 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,092 - Oh, uh, he...died. 118 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,720 - Oh. Did we send flowers? 119 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,888 - Yeah. - Yes. 120 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,682 - Well, we gotta get somebody really good. 121 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,183 - Okay, yup. I'll have Kayla check some avails. 122 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,185 - Love it. Oh, by the way, 123 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,937 put Helen and Marcel on retainer so that 124 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,772 they're available when I get the new residency. 125 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,609 - So they've already put in their two weeks' notice. 126 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,112 They're doing makeup for the Blue Man Group. 127 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,864 - Oh. 128 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,366 Well, they probably need less time in the chair than I do. 129 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,536 [laughter] 130 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,708 Damien, did you check into that tour bus I sent you? 131 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,835 - I did. Unfortunately, 132 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,880 it's currently in use by Lil Uzi Vert. 133 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,507 - Lil-- - Uzi Vert. 134 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:47,013 - Okay, look, does anybody have anything positive to add? 135 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,723 - I think this could be a great time 136 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,726 to repaint the moldings in the sitting rooms. 137 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,896 - Yes. Thank you, Josefina. 138 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,397 Thank you. This is good, this is good. 139 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,399 Everybody's busy. We got lots to do. 140 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,069 Oh, and Marcus, this means I'm gonna be on the road, 141 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:04,405 you'll have a lot more time for your favorite water cop. 142 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,657 - So true. - [laughs] 143 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,910 - Let's circle back to the moldings. 144 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,579 I have a connection at Valspar. - Ooh. 145 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,332 - And I'm thinking maybe eggshell 146 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,958 or satin? - Mm, satin, satin. 147 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,460 - Okay. 148 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,087 [line ringing] 149 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,630 - Hey, this is Jimmy Lusaque Jr. 150 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,881 Leave a message. [beep] 151 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,472 [line ringing] 152 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,182 - Hello? - Hi, Daisy. 153 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:34,143 It's Ava from that horrible meeting. 154 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,686 I mean, it started good. 155 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,063 - Yeah, I recall. 156 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,523 - Okay, so look, I really shouldn't 157 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,857 have sent you that email. 158 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,943 I mean, my bad. My bad 10,000, you know? 159 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:45,154 Anyway, I'm calling as a friend to say you really 160 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,906 shouldn't use anything from the email. 161 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,659 I mean, for your own sake. Deborah can be very litigious, 162 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,494 and I think she'll come after you is all. 163 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,079 And I just don't think you want that kind of 164 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,623 a headache in the first season of a show. 165 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,209 - Oh, well that's very kind of you, but we actually 166 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,919 just forwarded your email to the studio. 167 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,421 And since you very specifically ended your note with: 168 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,341 "I officially release my permission over these stories," 169 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,634 we're sorted. 170 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,094 - Okay, I shouldn't have sent that. 171 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,887 I was way out of line. I was just upset 172 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,973 and Deborah had just slapped me and-- 173 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,976 - Wait, she slapped you? 174 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:19,063 - Was that not in the email? - No. 175 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,566 - [whimpering] 176 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,151 - ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 177 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,028 - Ah, shit. - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 178 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,363 - Is that "Jingle Bells?" 179 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,990 - Yeah, I'm in Deborah's Christmas room. 180 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,408 Don't use that. 181 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:31,868 - You know, I'm gonna do you a favor 182 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,327 and just hang up, yeah? 183 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,580 - Thank you. - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 184 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,748 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 185 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,334 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪ 186 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,420 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 187 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,513 - Hi, honey. 188 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:59,562 You're eating Josefina's chicken pot pie 189 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,731 and it's 10 a.m. What's wrong? 190 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,357 - No, don't, don't. 191 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:06,360 Don't psychoanalyze my pot pie, all right? 192 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,488 - Okay, okay. I just meant that, you know, 193 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,116 the last time you did this was when Carrot Top ghosted you. 194 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,534 - Well, if he didn't wanna date, 195 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,203 then he should've had an adult conversation. 196 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,079 - I told you to never date a comedian 197 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,831 and you're way out of his league. 198 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,541 - Yeah, I'm out of Carrot Top's league. 199 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,043 That's what made the whole thing so fucked up. 200 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,544 Oh, God, Mom. You know what? 201 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,880 Look, I didn't wanna tell you like this, 202 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,257 but I've been doing IVF 203 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,177 because Aidan and I wanna start a family. 204 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,723 - Oh. 205 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,812 - It was the second round, and it didn't 206 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,522 it didn't take, and I just-- 207 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,066 I didn't want Aidan to see me upset 208 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,944 'cause he's training for tomorrow's fight. 209 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,487 - Okay. 210 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,530 Well, you know, maybe it's for the best. 211 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,699 I mean, you did just meet this guy. 212 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,577 - This guy? 213 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,580 Aidan is my husband, Mom. He's a part of our family. 214 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,583 - I--I just meant that in case it didn't work out, 215 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:06,545 that it would probably be good not to rush into having a child 216 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,674 in the unlikely event of a divorce. 217 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,634 - You are unbelievable. You know what? 218 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,344 Forget it. I'm leaving anyway. 219 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,929 Josefina forgot the fucking peas 220 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,389 so this pot pie tastes like shit. 221 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,271 - Hello. Hi! - Hello. 222 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,148 - Here's the script you wanted, ugly. 223 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,734 - Kayla, you don't have to call me ugly. 224 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,445 - What? Barbara said not to be sexual. 225 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,322 Isn't the opposite of being sexual 226 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,824 telling you have a fugly face? 227 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,325 - No, it's actually bullying. 228 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,910 - What do you want me to say? 229 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,537 That during the company softball game 230 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,163 I saw the full outline of your wiener 231 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,749 through your mesh shorts, and it was surprisingly big 232 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,376 for somebody with such a high voice. 233 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,420 Happy now, ugly? - No. 234 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,671 - See? Really high. 235 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,172 - Okay, Kayla, just-- 236 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:54,969 [phone buzzing] can you shut the door, please? 237 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:57,013 - [sighs] What? - No. 238 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,807 I want you to leave and then shut the door. 239 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,352 - Okay! God, help us all! 240 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,687 - Okay, stop yelling. 241 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,023 We're in a corporate environment. 242 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,484 Ava, I'm on a razor's edge. Are you alone? 243 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,528 - Yeah, I'm hiding out in Deborah's Christmas room. 244 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,489 Somehow it feels racist in here, but I can't explain why. 245 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,366 Anyway, look, I've been thinking 246 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,160 and I think I should just own up to it 247 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:20,536 and tell Deborah about the email. 248 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,496 - Highly, highly disagree. 249 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,123 She will kill you 250 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,875 if she finds out and me, all right? 251 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,836 Do me a favor, do not do anything. 252 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,296 - Okay. 253 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:34,550 Okay, I won't do anything further. 254 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,969 But I--I should tell you, 255 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,846 I did call Daisy, and I made it worse. 256 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,514 - Ava, I need you to take your phone 257 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,641 and I need you to throw it into the ocean. 258 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,685 - Mm-hmm, yeah. Good note, good note. 259 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,897 - Listen, I'm trying to get in touch with Janet Stone, okay? 260 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,273 She represents Daisy and Jesse. 261 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,816 I'm gonna try and reason with her. 262 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,943 - Uh, isn't that the manager 263 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,529 who beat her assistant with a stapler? 264 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,366 - No, three-hole punch. Much heavier. 265 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,951 - Oh, wow. - Yeah, she gives good, 266 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,704 decent reps like me a bad name. [knock on glass] 267 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,039 Anyway, I gotta go make 268 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,083 a sexual harassment situation go away. 269 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,294 - Wow, um, okay. 270 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,338 Okay, bye. 271 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,549 ♪ ♪ 272 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,134 Seriously, Ray, you couldn't have just waited 273 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,178 a few days for me to come by and get my stuff? 274 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,932 - Ms. Vance doesn't have a comped room here anymore, 275 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,601 so we were asked to clear it out. 276 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:30,398 But I put all the overflow in these bags. 277 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,692 - Ah, cool. 278 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,610 Everything's nice and loose in there. 279 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,070 - Yeah. - Wait. 280 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,906 I had a Cadbury Crème Egg that I hadn't eaten, 281 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,242 and they're seasonal, so they're kinda hard to get now. 282 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,536 Do you remember it? - Are you serious? 283 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,538 - [chuckles] 284 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,580 No. 285 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,750 - Oh, also you got a package. 286 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,669 - I did? - Yeah. 287 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,890 Yo, are those ashes? - Oh, my God. 288 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,103 Can you give me a sec? 289 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,272 [phone rings] 290 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:15,860 - Ava, did you get your dad? I mean, half of him? 291 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,447 - Mom, why the hell did you send me half of dad's ashes? 292 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,615 - Because I'm keeping the other half. 293 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:25,035 - Okay, and why did you mail him in a tennis ball tube? 294 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,371 - First of all, I overnighted him. 295 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,914 It was $44 296 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,459 and I'm not going to pick out an urn for you. 297 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,544 I don't want you calling me screaming 298 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,296 that the urn doesn't match your décor. 299 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,965 - Since when have I called you screaming about anything? 300 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,676 - Never because you barely call. 301 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,803 - Oh, my God. I gotta go. 302 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,392 [sighs] 303 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,312 Yup, ashes. 304 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,648 Sorry, my dad just died, so-- 305 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,859 - I'm sorry for your loss. 306 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,986 My dad passed away a few years ago 307 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,489 and we cremated him, too. 308 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,825 Although we did put him in, like, a proper vessel. 309 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,828 - Uh, I'm sorry. - Thanks. 310 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,289 If you ever need to talk or whatever, 311 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:14,084 I'm always here except Tuesdays and Thursdays. 312 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,965 - Thanks, Ray. 313 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,300 - Sure. 314 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:28,974 - Man, all this time we could've been friends maybe. 315 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,768 - Maybe. [chuckles] 316 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,771 I mean, you've always been pretty entitled and annoying. 317 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,190 - I hear that, brother. [laughs] 318 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,527 A lot, so- - Yeah, cool. 319 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,363 Um, well-- 320 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,448 - Yeah, let me know about that egg. 321 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,959 Have you ever tried a regular meditation practice? 322 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,335 Apparently it can really help 323 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,171 if you have emotional irregularity. 324 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,382 - I don't have emotional irregularity. 325 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,342 - Sure, but I mean, look, you never know 326 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,927 what could trigger you at any moment. 327 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,929 - Uh-huh. Josefina! 328 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,100 Yeah, I'm missing all the local papers. 329 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,102 - Oh, they're not there? - No. 330 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,273 - Weird. Weird stuff. 331 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,149 I'll check. 332 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,319 - Also, there's this book by Michael Pollan 333 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,863 about how psilocybin, uh, mushrooms, 334 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,534 can actually rewire your brain to create new neural pathways. 335 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,785 I mean, it's the biggest advancement 336 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,037 in altering mood since Prozac. 337 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,915 - You know, I've never said this to anyone in my life, 338 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,459 but I think you need to read less. 339 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,381 - Okay, I found them. - Thank you. 340 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,266 No arts section. 341 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:56,604 - Maybe they skipped a week. They do that sometimes. 342 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,441 - Josefina, I know I bombed my show. 343 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,443 I don't read reviews. I don't need to see 344 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,195 all the nasty things people have written about me. 345 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,074 - Okay. There's a very good "Garfield" today. 346 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,454 - Sure, I'll check it out. 347 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,832 [gospel music] 348 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:24,006 ♪ ♪ 349 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,476 - I would just ask that you remember my boundary please 350 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,061 and don't open any cabinets. - Don't open any cabinets. 351 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,646 Look, honey, I just wanted to come by 352 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,481 and say that I'm sorry for what I said yesterday. 353 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:44,318 And I think that you should try the IVF thing again. 354 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,653 - Thank you, but I don't know 355 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,655 if I can handle the disappointment. 356 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,573 - I understand. 357 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,785 My God. Jesus, this place is a mess. 358 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,453 What is all this stuff? - I know. 359 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,498 It's a little cramped, but that's married life right? 360 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,584 I mean, it's only until we find a bigger place. 361 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,003 - I'm glad to see you finally got a gun. 362 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,964 - Ew, no. I'm, like, anti-gun or whatever. 363 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,257 This is Aidan's paintball stuff. 364 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,802 - Mom! Hey! - Hey. 365 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,930 - Come here. Come on. - Hi, Aidan. 366 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,891 - Oh, I had no idea that you were coming over. 367 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,519 - Yeah, surprise. - I gotta head to the gym. 368 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,188 I still got ten pounds to cut for tomorrow's weigh-in. 369 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,606 - Ten? - Yeah. 370 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,899 - You gotta show me your technique. 371 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,403 - [laughs] 372 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,239 All right, babe. Muah, I love you. 373 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,741 - Love you. - Mom, I'll see you soon. 374 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,452 - Okay. 375 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,954 I want the "Mom" thing to stop. 376 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,707 - I know but he's from Ohio, so-- 377 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,291 And you better be coming to his fight. 378 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,044 - Oh, I-- - Mom, come on. 379 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,879 You love boxing. It's not that different. 380 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,465 - Yes, it is. It's a lot more violent 381 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,760 and I don't like seeing men's bare feet. 382 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,304 - Listen, he's finally in UFC proper. 383 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,640 It's a huge night for him. - Exactly, exactly. 384 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,434 That's why the night should be all about him. 385 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,728 You know what it's like when I go to one of these events. 386 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,605 They put me up on the jumbotron and make a big to-do. 387 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,107 I don't want to steal his thunder. 388 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,567 - It's fine. He doesn't care. 389 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,860 He really wants you there. 390 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,070 It's weird. He's, like, desperate 391 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,364 for your approval or something. 392 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,283 Do you like this? - No. 393 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,118 - No, right? Ugh. 394 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,371 - Okay, fine. I'll come. 395 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,915 - Really? - Yes, but he better win. 396 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,625 - Oh, no, he's not gonna win. [laughs] 397 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,419 No, the other guy is a monster. 398 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,254 Do you know what his nickname is? 399 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,797 The Maim Train. 400 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,300 - Oh, well that's not scary. That's just juvenile. 401 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,010 - Well, he's terrifying. 402 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,429 Aidan not getting paralyzed, that's the win. 403 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,806 - Jesus. - I know. 404 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,350 People have no idea what we go through. 405 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,645 - We? - Yeah, wives of MMA fighters. 406 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,939 His job is combat. 407 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,193 I mean, I'm basically a military wife. 408 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,737 Every morning he gets up and goes to work. 409 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,490 And when I wake up a few hours later, 410 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,159 I don't know if I'm ever gonna see him again. 411 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,204 [light music] 412 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:05,083 ♪ ♪ 413 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,587 - Hey. - Victor, is Wilson home? 414 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,589 - No, sorry. He's out. 415 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,883 - Well, actually I was just here to drop off 416 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:17,721 some of his stuff, but it's probably good he's not here. 417 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,098 Better, actually. 418 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:24,645 - Okay, this is half a bag of granola and a Flonase. 419 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,188 - Well, the Flonase is practically new. 420 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,190 So I figured he might need it soon. 421 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:33,070 So I--you know what? Actually, um-- 422 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,322 Don't tell him I was here. 423 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,617 - Yeah, I can't give him half a bag of granola 424 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,537 and a practically new Flonase without an explanation. 425 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,581 - Okay, okay. Well, tell him I was here 426 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,834 but I was just stopping by 427 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,838 real quickly on my way to a party. 428 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,507 - Okay. - Okay. 429 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,759 Actually, tell him-- 430 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,011 tell him that I was going to the gym. 431 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,264 Or a date. 432 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,308 This is pathetic. 433 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,978 - Yeah, but he won't stop eating my Skinny Cows, 434 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,271 and it's really fucking annoying, 435 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,189 so I'll tell him whatever you want. 436 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,401 - Okay. A date. 437 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,486 - Maybe stick with party. 438 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,198 I feel like that's more fun. 439 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,409 - Sure. 440 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,995 - Take care, diva. 441 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,712 - So after further investigation 442 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,047 and speaking with legal, we have determined 443 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,632 that this was a misunderstanding 444 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,385 and that Kayla will remain at you desk. 445 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,428 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 446 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,762 Are you kidding me? 447 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,806 Barbara, who did you talk to? 448 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,766 - Probably everyone. This whole office 449 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,061 is always talking about our will they/won't they. 450 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,897 - They won't! 451 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,234 - Okay, Kayla, would you mind 452 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,528 stepping out for a moment, please? 453 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,654 - Yeah. 454 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,741 [whispering] Thank you. 455 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,330 Justice! [chuckles] 456 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,249 - Barbara, this is insane. 457 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543 - So I can't discipline Kayla 458 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,837 for reasons I think you understand. 459 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,172 - 'Cause her dad's the boss. 460 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:19,635 - Right, but I could discipline you. 461 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,179 - Uh, no thank you. 462 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,932 - Listen, if you were to have, say, anger issues, 463 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,433 I could recommend that Kayla 464 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,854 be moved off your desk for her own safety. 465 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,524 - Right. - But if it goes in your file, 466 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,070 you will have to take anger management classes. 467 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,238 So what do you think? 468 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,782 - Hmm. 469 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,242 [upbeat music] 470 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,578 Hey, Adam, love that tie. 471 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,246 - Thanks. You're in a good mood. 472 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,499 - Well, I have anger issues. 473 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:56,338 ♪ ♪ 474 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,049 - And what I don't get is why all the cheerleaders 475 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,885 for WNBA games aren't all men. 476 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,346 - Oh, I've never really thought about it. 477 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,973 Hey, Tony. - Hey, Ms. Vance. 478 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,725 Oh, sorry. Employees only. 479 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,353 - Tony, my car already pulled out. 480 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,646 You're gonna make me walk all the way 481 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,064 around the casino in this heat? 482 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,649 - They get on me about this shit. 483 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,860 I'm sorry. Really. 484 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,279 - Tony. - Ava! 485 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,907 - What the fuck? 486 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,618 - I can't believe that guy. 487 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,330 [sighs] It's a little better in here. 488 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,668 [indistinct chatter] 489 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,670 [gasps] 490 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,172 Mr. Las Vegas! 491 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,049 - Mrs. Las Vegas! 492 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,052 - Ms. - You got odds on this fight? 493 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,221 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Odds are I'm gonna wanna leave 494 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,724 in about 20 minutes. - [laughs] 495 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,142 - Hi. - Hi. 496 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,935 - Just promise me that 497 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,022 I'm going to see you at my New Year's party. 498 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,273 - Oh, God, honey, with bells on. 499 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,691 Of course. - Great. 500 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,026 - Nice to see you, baby. - Great, great, great. 501 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,360 Nice to see you. - Bye. 502 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:06,199 - I'm getting a massive ice luge. 503 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,784 - I would love a ring like that. 504 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,286 - Oh, thank you. Yeah, you can't clap with it 505 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,871 'cause it'll bruise you, but it's worth it. 506 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,165 - Ah! - Hi, hi, hi, hi! 507 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,167 - Hi, sweetie. - Oh. 508 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,044 Oh, wow, you're sweaty. - I am? 509 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,546 - Oh, Mom, you're nervous, too. Calm down, okay? 510 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,215 Because he's gonna be okay. He's gotta be okay. 511 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,884 - You want some popcorn? 512 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,677 - Uh, why is it in your purse? 513 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,429 - It's my popcorn purse. - [laughs] 514 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,973 - I pop it at home and I sneak it in. 515 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,434 - Holy shit, this is, like, the best popcorn I've ever eaten. 516 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,685 - Yeah, no shit. 517 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,812 It has nutritional yeast and Flavacol. 518 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,565 I got the recipe from my favorite vegan beauty podcast. 519 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,358 - Is this a Starbucks gift card? 520 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,612 - Ooh! I've been looking for that. 521 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,406 I also use this purse as a purse. 522 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,700 - Oh, excuse me. I'll be right back. 523 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,826 - Okay. 524 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,205 Popcorn? - Yes. 525 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,332 - I can't eat corn on an empty stomach. 526 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,250 It's a disaster. 527 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,877 - You look like a bull, that's what you look like. 528 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,796 - Hey, hey, hey. 529 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,381 - Ah, look what the cat dragged in. 530 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,674 Look at you. 531 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,259 - Deb, I didn't think you'd be here. 532 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,097 I know how you don't like seeing men's bare feet. 533 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,598 - [chuckles] 534 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,809 This is actually my son-in-law's first UFC fight. 535 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,894 - Ah, right, of course. 536 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:19,481 Well, it's-- it's nice to see you. 537 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:23,318 - Good to see you, too. - [chuckles] 538 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:24,945 - What am I, chopped liver? What's happening? 539 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,363 [laughs] - Oh, Mayor. 540 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,115 - You look great. - It's so lovely to see you. 541 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,367 - Oh, thank you so much. I just had my hair done. 542 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,868 - Nice. - So no date? 543 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,829 Oh, no, don't tell me she already got carded 544 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,872 and had to go home. [laughter] 545 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,290 - No, she was just here a second ago. 546 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:41,628 Where did she go? Ah, here she is now. 547 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,132 Deborah, Mayor Jo, this is Victoria Calle. 548 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,301 - Very nice to meet you, Mayor, and Deborah, of course. 549 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,805 I am a fan. It's so, so lovely to meet you. 550 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,431 [speaks French] 551 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,019 - It's a pleasure to meet you as well. 552 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,521 We actually have to get to our seats. 553 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:03,150 If you will excuse us. Thank you. 554 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,026 [clears throat] My God. 555 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,112 [laughs] That was shocking. 556 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,655 I did not see that fucking coming. 557 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:11,032 My God, she's old. 558 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,410 Unbelievable. 559 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,371 - Can you tickle my arm? 560 00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:18,498 - What's that? - Do, like, a baby tickle. 561 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,625 It just helps calm me down. 562 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,502 - Uh, sure. 563 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,839 - I mean, get your-- you gotta get your nails 564 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,174 a little bit involved. 565 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,800 There we go. - Sorry, they're short. 566 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,390 - Ladies and gentlemen, 567 00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:38,852 we have a special guest here tonight. 568 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,271 You know them from their residency 569 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,565 here at the Palmetto: 570 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,818 Give it up for MC Ludwig! 571 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,403 [cheers and applause] 572 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,488 - MC Ludwig! 573 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,698 Who are you rooting for tonight? 574 00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:53,033 - My boy, the Maim Train. 575 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,452 Predicting a K-O. Choo! 576 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,830 all: Choo! 577 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,166 - And now, everyone please stand 578 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,711 for our special guest, Wendy Mae Waters, 579 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:09,257 treating us to her rendition of the National Anthem. 580 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:18,558 - ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ 581 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,769 ♪ By the-- ♪ 582 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,023 - Oh, shit. 583 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,027 Oh, Jesus. 584 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,404 [sighs] 585 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,366 - You okay? 586 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:37,202 - You know, I did read those reviews. 587 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,998 And I knew I bombed, but-- [chuckles] 588 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,459 - I thought you don't read reviews 'cause you don't care. 589 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:47,420 - I don't read reviews because I do care. 590 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:51,007 You'd think at some point I'd stop, but-- 591 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,468 - It's just a local paper. 592 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:55,929 - It's my hometown paper 593 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:58,431 and this city's full of criminals and hookers 594 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,475 and magicians for God's sakes. 595 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:01,810 No one cares. 596 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,479 This is the one place nobody judges you. 597 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:07,607 - Well, a dude did just call me a socialist bitch 598 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,484 when I walked out on the National Anthem, so... 599 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,112 - [laughs] 600 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,532 You know, they never gave a shit about me in L.A. 601 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:19,119 or New York, 602 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,538 but at least they wanted me here. 603 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:26,084 And now the Review Journal says that... 604 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:29,212 it's... 605 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:32,424 it's not my town anymore. 606 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,427 - I think you'll feel better when you're on the road. 607 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,722 - I don't know. 608 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:44,728 I'm not so sure this tour is a good idea. 609 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,187 - Deborah. 610 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,942 [door opens] 611 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,740 [cheering] 612 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,241 How's it going? 613 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,492 - Bad. 614 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,828 [both grunting] 615 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:04,581 [cheering] 616 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:05,957 - Uh! 617 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,627 Oh, God. 618 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,962 Oh! No, no, no! 619 00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,133 Hey, watch the balls! 620 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,512 Oh, God! 621 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,264 - No! Ooh! 622 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:28,980 - Yeah, bro, beat his ass! Whoo! 623 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,235 - No, no, no, no! Get up! Get up! 624 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,073 - Come on, Aidan, get up. 625 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,866 [bell dings] 626 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,535 [horn blares] 627 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,956 - Choo! all: Choo! 628 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,167 - Yo, yo, this dude is an idiot, bro. 629 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,295 He should just tap out. - Give up, man! 630 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,554 - Mom! What--oh, my God. What are you doing? 631 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,932 - Excuse me. Move, move, move. 632 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,601 Aidan, Aidan. - Mom? 633 00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:09,062 - Hey, lady, you can't-- - It's cool. 634 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:11,648 - Aidan, listen to me. 635 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,067 Look at me. 636 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:17,070 Everybody thinks you're done. 637 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,739 No one believes in you, okay? 638 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,282 They want to see you get knocked down 639 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,410 and they want you to stay down. 640 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,287 But guess what? You're gonna get back up 641 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,289 and you're gonna find his weakness. 642 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,750 And you're gonna hit it hard. 643 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,879 And you're gonna hit it again and again and again. 644 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,842 In fact, you're gonna hit him so hard, he doesn't get angry, 645 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,761 he gets scared. 646 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,430 You're the underdog, 647 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:47,434 but you're gonna get back up because you're a Vance now. 648 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,311 So go kill him. 649 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,147 - Okay. - Okay. 650 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,441 - Okay. - Go! 651 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:58,194 Go, Aidan! Come on! 652 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,989 - Fighter, you ready? Fighter, you ready? 653 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,157 Let's fight! 654 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,825 - Go, Aidan! 655 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,120 - Oh! 656 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,123 - Go! 657 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,541 That's it, that's it, that's it, that's-- 658 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,543 - Hey, you can't be up-- - Oh, please. 659 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,628 - Yo! 660 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,174 - Oh, my God! 661 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:22,927 Yes, yes! 662 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,679 - Get him, get him, get him! 663 00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:25,805 [horn blares] [bell dings] 664 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:26,973 Yes! 665 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,933 [cheers and applause] - Yeah! 666 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,227 - Whoo! 667 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,065 - I fucking love you, babe! 668 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,694 - I fucking love you, babe! 669 00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:42,238 - This is our fuckin' city! 670 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,531 Whoo! 671 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,866 [laughs] 672 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,494 - Do not fuck with Deborah Vance. 673 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,787 - Fuck you! - Whoo! 674 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,372 - Yeah! 675 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,333 - Jimmy, I was wrong. You were right. 676 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,043 Deborah's absolutely capable of killing me. 677 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,753 She cannot find out about that email. 678 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,672 - Okay, okay. Calm down. I'm working on it. 679 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:03,176 But for the time being, just stay away from her. 680 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,761 - Ava. - Oh, gotta go. 681 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,846 - Ava, you were right. 682 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,431 I'm gonna feel a lot better once I'm on the road. 683 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,100 That's why we're going tonight just you and me. 684 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:12,268 - Just us? - Mm-hmm. 685 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,145 - No. What about the bus? 686 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,563 The big bus. - Oh, no. 687 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,190 We can meet up with them in a couple of weeks. 688 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,192 Tour starts tonight. 689 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,027 - [whimpers] 690 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:22,320 [knock on door] 691 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,156 Oh, thank God you're up. 692 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,991 - Yeah, yeah, I got to monitor Aidan. 693 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,159 Make sure he doesn't fall asleep. 694 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,494 He could slip into a coma. 695 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,371 I'm just reading him "Harry Potter." 696 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,914 - Oh. 697 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,542 - Hey, you know, I wanted to thank you again for tonight. 698 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,544 - Oh. - It meant a lot 699 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:42,757 and, um, we're gonna try again with the IVF. 700 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,927 - Good, good. Well, I'm rooting for you. 701 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,096 - Thank you. - Anyway, I just dropped by 702 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,556 real quick to tell you that Ava and I 703 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,683 are actually leaving on tour tonight. 704 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,101 And I just wanted to say goodbye. 705 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:56,563 - Oh. - Anyway, so while I'm gone, 706 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:59,065 I would like you and Aidan to stay at my house. 707 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:00,650 - No, Mom, I don't wanna stay-- 708 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,111 - Honey, listen, on a lot of my tours you should've 709 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,404 had a home that wasn't a bus. 710 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:08,408 So, please, take it. 711 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:13,329 Just until you get a bigger place. 712 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,499 - Thank you. 713 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,084 Is there anything you want me to do for you 714 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,210 around the house while you're gone? 715 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,461 - Oh, no. 716 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,255 I'd prefer you'd not touch anything, 717 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:28,595 but there is one thing that you could help me with. 718 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:31,681 [Chicago's "25 or 6 to 4"] 719 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:38,855 ♪ ♪ 720 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,124 - ♪ Waiting for the break of day ♪ 721 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,001 - Okay, now we can go. 722 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,086 ♪ ♪ 723 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,589 - ♪ Searching for something to say ♪ 724 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,091 - [laughs] 725 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,635 ♪ ♪ 726 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,136 [tires screech] 727 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:13,139 - ♪ Flashing lights against the sky ♪ 728 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:19,187 ♪ Giving up, I close my eyes ♪ 729 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:28,488 ♪ Sitting cross-legged on the floor ♪ 730 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:34,202 ♪ 25 or 6 to 4 ♪ 731 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:41,376 ♪ ♪ 732 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:54,138 ♪ Staring blindly into space ♪ 733 00:32:54,222 --> 00:33:00,853 ♪ Getting up to splash my face ♪ 734 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:07,276 ♪ Wanting just to stay awake ♪ 735 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,781 ♪ Wondering how much I can take ♪ 736 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,991 ♪ Ooh ♪ 737 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:20,540 ♪ Should I try to do some more? ♪ 738 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:26,587 ♪ 25 or 6 to 4 ♪