1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 ["Knock On Wood" playing] 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:11,929 Okay, everybody. [sighs] Let's breathe. Just breathe. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:16,099 That's right. In through the nose. Out through the mouth. [exhales deeply] 4 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:19,228 Okay, you've already done the hard part. You didn't press that snooze button. 5 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:23,524 You got out of bed to be here. Early. [sighs] 6 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,567 Okay, everybody, let's move. 7 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,693 [step class] Whoo. 8 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,196 Up on our steps. 9 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:35,536 Four, five, six. Five, six, seven, eight. And punch. Punch. 10 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,164 Who do you wanna punch, huh? I know who I wanna punch. 11 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:42,543 [chuckles] And punch. Punch. 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,879 Last one. Punch. And punch. 13 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,006 Jump off our steps. 14 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:54,012 Four, five, six, seven-- And stomp. Did I say "stomp"? I meant, "Step." 15 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,722 Whoo. Step. 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,641 Two more. Step. 17 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,520 Whoo. Last one. Step. 18 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,982 Stretch it out. Swing. That's it. Whoo. 19 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:09,903 Stretch it out. Swing. And step. Three, two, one. 20 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,156 Let's switch. Three, two, one. 21 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,869 -Okay, everybody. Whoo. -[step class chuckling] 22 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:17,995 [Sheila] I saw you in there. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,914 Your heels were really planted for those step-dip lunges. 24 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,500 You have a great base. It's so much better for your knees. 25 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,044 Aw, thanks. Um, so, Ernie wants to have a meeting. 26 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,589 I'm trying some modifications on the Step after the joint doctor 27 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,383 -we spoke to mentioned that-- -He's really serious about it. [chuckles] 28 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,467 Oh. And before I forget, 29 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:36,054 remind me to tell you what I'm thinking about that we need for the infomercial. 30 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,682 -We'll have to test it out first, but… -Oh, Lord. The T word. 31 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,602 …it's a green-screen backdrop, so we can put it up in the studio, 32 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,604 and you can make it look like you're anywhere. 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,023 -So we can try different backgrounds. -Yeah. 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,609 Snowcapped mountains, pink sand beaches in Bermuda, 35 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,277 -a yacht. I mean-- -Sheila, stop. 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,697 Just… [grunts] Sorry. Just, Ernie wants to meet. 37 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,034 He insists, in fact, that we convene the board. 38 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:58,952 Convene? 39 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,621 It's the official terminology. 40 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,249 Look, I've used every excuse in the book. He's not backing off. 41 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,002 -This is my company. -Our company. 42 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,963 -Yes, of course. I was just-- -That we started together with Ernie too. 43 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,050 [inhales deeply] And Ernie's best friend: Ernie's money. [inhales sharply] 44 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,513 Very well. We shall convene the board. 45 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,223 Thank you. [sighs, chuckles] 46 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,850 I still don't understand what Ernie's big problem is. 47 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,311 With launching a product that somebody else just launched, 48 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,731 and that somebody is the famous star of a television show? 49 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:29,733 It's a challenge. 50 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:34,321 And it's one that I am choosing to meet with gratitude and excitement. 51 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,703 [Danny] That's when the police start in, shooting rubber bullets, 52 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,331 which sounds like a kid's toy. Let me tell you right now, it's not. 53 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,542 They hurt like shit. 54 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,294 Comrade of ours actually took one to the face. 55 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,089 Son of a bitch was lodged in his cheek. 56 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,175 So blood is everywhere, and I'm doing what I do. 57 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,761 I'm looking around. "How can I help? What can I find?" [chuckles] 58 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,513 -[chuckles] -And all I've got is my bandana. 59 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:03,267 No good. I need it. So I don't breathe in the tear gas. 60 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:07,855 So that's what I would call a tough spot or a difficult position. [chuckles] 61 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,651 -I'm from Orange County. -I'm sorry? 62 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:16,864 I had asked where you were from before you started talking. 63 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,409 Right. Yeah, well-- And, you know, I'm just a little out of, uh, 64 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:25,497 practice of meeting people since the, uh… [smacks lips] …the divorce. 65 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,750 -What? I didn't catch that. -My divorce. 66 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,586 -Sorry? -[Danny] Are you joking? 67 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:32,921 -You are. All right. -[snorts] 68 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,339 -Yeah, okay, you are. -[laughs] 69 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,800 I like jokes. I like stuff like that. 70 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,845 I can laugh at myself and the stigma and the shame. 71 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,096 Another drink helps. 72 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,182 We're just making small talk. 73 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,476 Yes. Yes, we are all skimming the surface here. 74 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,522 You're right. So you are Lisa, 75 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,566 -from Orange County. -[Lisa] Right. 76 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,734 And you're Mary. From? 77 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,110 -Ohio. -Ohio. 78 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,446 Weather's a lot better out here, I can tell you that. 79 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,074 Yeah. Okay, so, Mary from Ohio, we're gonna talk about the weather. 80 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,119 And, Lisa, we're gonna have another drink. 81 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,954 Now you're getting the hang of it. 82 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,836 Oh, hey, that goes straight to the ocean. You know that, right? 83 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,756 You should take a second and think about which receptacle it goes in 84 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,841 before you pitch it in the garbage. [clears throat] 85 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,193 Today was a good day. 86 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,448 Hair-wise and work-wise. 87 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:46,286 You did good things, and nothing bad. 88 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:52,292 You were gentle on yourself and others. 89 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,800 [sighs] Okay. 90 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:03,554 One, two, three, four. 91 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,639 [television audience laughing] 92 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,726 -Sweetie? -[people on television chattering] 93 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,854 What are you doing up? It's past your bedtime. 94 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,981 [Maya] I'm watching Kelly Kilmartin. 95 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,941 [Kelly] And pull. 96 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,361 Reach and pull. 'Cause we don't want to pull any muscles, do we, Johnny? 97 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:21,697 [Kelly] Reach and pull. 98 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,199 Just like you're climbing up a banana tree. 99 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,617 You really like this, don't you? 100 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,452 [Kelly] You gentlemen are doing great. Okay. 101 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:34,459 -Are you ready? Just bend over for me. -You've got a bigger vine than I do. 102 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,296 Bend over and pull. 103 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,632 Bend and pull. Doing great. That's right. Yeah. 104 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,343 -[phone ringing] -[Kelly] Pull and tug. Okay. 105 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,513 -[Kelly] Yeah. -[Sheila] You need to go to bed, sweetie. 106 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,140 [Kelly] Pull and tug. 107 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,351 -[Greta] Are you watching? -Yeah. 108 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,478 I'm watching. 109 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:57,107 -You and 20 million other Americans. -[Kelly] And now we're gonna stay down. 110 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,984 -[Kelly] Okay? Wiggle. -Sure you're not nervous? 111 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,628 I'm Greta. I love your, um-- your top. 112 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,505 Thank you. 113 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,883 Loretta is going to hand you the files 114 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,052 she's assembled for me over the last few weeks. 115 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,057 -Why did it take so long? [sighs] -[Loretta] It didn't. 116 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,856 We ask that you keep this process confidential. 117 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,776 -Thank you. -I think you'll be pleased. 118 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,572 So this is all very James Bond… [chuckles] …which is super exciting. 119 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:49,326 But I can't do anything… [inhales sharply] …quasi-legal. Or illegal. [chuckles] 120 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,579 Not without talking to my husband first. [groans] 121 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,581 We don't engage in any illegal activity. 122 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,085 We just call in favors from our fellow parishioners. 123 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:04,049 Discovery in the pursuit of understanding is, by nature, virtuous. 124 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,592 Amen. 125 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:08,720 She's beautiful. 126 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:11,098 [Greta] Oh, is that your baby? 127 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,182 Mm-hmm. 128 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,145 Is that-- [stammers] Okay. Great. Mmm. 129 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,833 [Greta] Jesus. 130 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,501 [sighing] 131 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,341 Objectively speaking, these are smoking hot nudie pics. 132 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:50,554 Of a very different Kelly Kilmartin than America knows and loves. 133 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,891 [Greta] Okay, but let's just walk this down the road a little bit, shall we? 134 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,100 -Holy Moses. -Whoa. 135 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:59,229 Okay, we sell these beaver shots to, what, the National Enquirer? Yeah? 136 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,314 They publish them, 137 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,941 and she loses a couple of endorsement deals. 138 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,735 Something like that. I don't know. 139 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,236 W-Where does that leave us? 140 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,822 In the lead, which is where we wanna be. 141 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,326 No. It leaves us with, A: 142 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,370 a guilty conscience for bashing another woman's healthy sexual appetite. 143 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,705 [Sheila] That's one way to put it. 144 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,541 And, B: no better off than we were before. 145 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,626 I don't see it like that. 146 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,629 Who's to say taking her down means you automatically take her place? 147 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,340 She's a TV star. You're… 148 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:28,926 not. 149 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,054 What's in the other file? 150 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,308 -Sheils? -What? 151 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,934 Oh, um, while they were digging, 152 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,770 I just had them look up some stuff on Danny, you know. 153 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,688 Just in case. It's no big deal. 154 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,777 You said you and Danny had settled things. 155 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,112 You didn't wanna spend any more of your energy fighting. 156 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,448 I don't, exactly. 157 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,992 But it doesn't hurt to also have an insurance policy. 158 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:59,289 Right, but isn't one of the steps in your recovery integrity? 159 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,874 Recovery's a long road. 160 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,710 And while I have made many strides, I still have many more to go. 161 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,798 And while we obviously would have preferred 162 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,300 Kelly Kilmartin not have the head start that she does, 163 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,219 I'm still choosing to see it as a positive 164 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,429 -and something we can learn from. -And therein lies the problem. 165 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,556 Excuse me? 166 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,643 You don't get to choose. Reality is what it is. 167 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,311 She beat you to the punch. 168 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,397 Choosing to see that as something good is… 169 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,732 delusional. 170 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,402 It's allowed us to fine-tune our understanding 171 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,530 of what exactly the customer wants, which, I believe, is actually 172 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,324 -what we're trying to sell. -The customer wants a product, okay? 173 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:38,245 And you don't have any customers because you seem… 174 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:42,833 almost pathologically hell-bent on not putting out a product. 175 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:48,297 [stammers] I'm not sure you're qualified to diagnose me, Ernie. 176 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,508 How long did it take to develop the Step product? 177 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,635 -It took three months. -[Ernie] And in that time, 178 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,763 we paid for how many prototypes until you were happy? 179 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,682 Seven. 180 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,768 So you're opposed to innovation? To new ideas? Just-- 181 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,688 We no longer have the time nor the money for new ideas. 182 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,231 We're going with what we got, okay? 183 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,149 That's not okay. 184 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,109 [Ernie] The rest of the board is in full agreement. 185 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,904 Decision is final. The Step is going to market. 186 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,198 End of meeting. Thanks, everyone. 187 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,619 Actually, um, I would like to speak, Ernie, 188 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,205 on behalf of the mother of my child. 189 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,291 -Mother Earth. -Jesus Christ, Danny. 190 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,542 -[Ernie groans, sighs] -What? 191 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:30,464 This Step product, like so many plastics, contains artificial material, 192 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:35,302 that when broken down and allowed to contaminate our oceans and rivers, 193 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:39,389 cause irreparable damage to billions of microorganisms 194 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,642 that are the foundation of our food pyramid. 195 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,977 [clicks tongue] Here I have some, uh, 196 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:48,982 supporting literature compiled and published by Ocean Advocates. 197 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,528 My new gig. Consulting. Part-time. That's my choice. 198 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,488 They want me there all the time. I can't do that. 199 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,075 I want to… [sighs] …offer to the group 200 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,203 the idea that we maybe have our customers… 201 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:07,084 [Sheila] Today I am celebrating 60 days without any intrusive critical voices 202 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,586 -or binges to shut them out. -[group member 1] That's great. 203 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,922 -[group member chuckles] -Thank you. [chuckles] 204 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,467 It may not seem like a lot to some of you, but, uh, to me, it is. 205 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:19,638 Uh, especially with the pressure that I'm under with work and with life. 206 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,432 [inhales deeply] But working the program is really working for me, 207 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,186 and just knowing that I have a place to come every week to talk, be heard, 208 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,273 yeah, it's been life-changing. So thank you. 209 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,775 That's my share. See you next week. 210 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,944 -[chuckles] Yay. -[Harriet] Mmm. [smacks lips] 211 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, uh… [stammers] …if-- if I may, just a quick point of order for the group. 212 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,952 Uh, there's something we need to vote on. According to the bylaws. 213 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,373 [inhales deeply] Uh, there is a man who wants to join the group. 214 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,792 His name is Jim R. 215 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,044 What does the "R" stand for? 216 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,714 What? 217 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,633 [gasps] Oh, right. [chuckles] Anonymous. 218 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,805 Yeah. Anyway, we've never had a man ask to join the group, 219 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,391 and I understand that men have eating disorders. 220 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:10,063 And I find that comforting and a little-- just a little hilarious. 221 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,232 I personally would not feel safe with a man here. 222 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,028 Okay. Uh, Marsha, Carrie, what about you guys? 223 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,112 I don't know. 224 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:20,324 [stammers] I'm against it too. Uh, adamantly. 225 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,076 [stammers] Me too. A-Adamantly too. 226 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,578 I have to agree. 227 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,747 So is that that? 228 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:31,084 Oh, because the queen has ruled? 229 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,045 You asked for opinions. 230 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,171 And it's her house. 231 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,340 Yeah… [stammers] …until those asshole alcoholics 232 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,217 give us a time slot down in the community room. 233 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,845 I mean, I, for one, like the idea of adding a little sausage to the party, 234 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,474 so all in favor of not being pussies, raise your hand. 235 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,939 Just me. Shocker. 236 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,817 All right… [sighs] …motion defeated. [sighs] Status quo antebellum. 237 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,863 [news reporter] Olympic fever is already spreading here in the southland, 238 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,951 so we're on the scene with San Diego's very own John Breem. 239 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,039 It sure is hard not to be inspired by the discipline and dedication 240 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,124 of the athletes competing in the Games, 241 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:16,797 particularly when we have the opportunity to witness many of these elite athletes 242 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,966 training right here in our own community. 243 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,844 -[Danny] What a steaming pile of shit. -They're terrific role models… 244 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,471 Yeah. The only opportunity you're supporting is your own. 245 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:27,724 -[Breem] …from San Diego… -Advertising on the backs of these kids. 246 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,644 -[Breem] …right here… -[sighs] See, I know him… 247 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,646 -…in our community. -[Danny] …personally, unfortunately, 248 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:39,319 and let me tell you something. He is a lying sack of shit. [chuckles] 249 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,156 Can I get another one of the, um-- Can I get another one of the, uh-- this. 250 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,867 -Whatever. The fuck. -[bartender] Coming right up. 251 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,327 [Sheila] You're gonna do so great, sweetie. 252 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,912 You don't have to, you know, do great. 253 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:52,291 Just, uh, do yourself. Or be yourself rather. That's all. 254 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,835 We love you. [kisses] 255 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,338 [groans] We love you, kiddo. [grunts] 256 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,507 -Now get in there and knock 'em dead. -[school bell rings] 257 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,427 -[Danny] Bye. -[Sheila] Bye, sweetie. 258 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,305 -Bye. -[sighs] 259 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,391 -Did you look at the material on plastics? -Just because you're entitled 260 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,185 -to come to meetings… -It's important that you look… 261 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,020 -…it doesn't mean you're required to. -…at the stuff. 262 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,272 I'm not just coming up with it. I'm giving it to you for a reason. 263 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,774 -You're making me feel self-conscious… -You know who I saw on television? 264 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,735 -…and you're not contributing anything… -Twinkle toes. 265 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,986 -John Breem. -…to the meeting. 266 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,031 -Mr. Mormon. Tippity-Tap. Yeah. -Yes, I get who you're trying to insult. 267 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,074 Everybody seems to have so much time to watch television 268 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,202 when all I'm doing is working, building my business… 269 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,120 -…and all that horseshit… -…paying all the bills, 270 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,080 -looking after our daughter… -…drunk on his own cocktail… 271 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,165 …trying to build something-- 272 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,334 Do you think that maybe you ruined Maya's life by cheating on me? 273 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,794 I think I would have ruined it more by staying with you 274 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,713 and pretending that I was still happy. 275 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,049 We're having a Penny Social for new families. 276 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,384 It's gonna be a lot of fun. 277 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:48,096 Uh, we're having a Chinese raffle and Indian teepee toss. 278 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,389 [chuckles] That does sound fun. 279 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,517 I wonder if there's any other cultures you can insult. 280 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,602 Maybe there's a, uh, "Pin the nose on the rabbi." 281 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,771 I'm sorry. I think we're going to need two. 282 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,981 -[chuckles] We're divorced. -Oh. 283 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,651 Sure. I'll see you there. 284 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,655 -[Bonnie gasps] -[Pete] Oh! Wow. 285 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,115 -[Pete laughs] -[Ernie] Oh. Nice. 286 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,494 Oh, no, no more for me. I have a whole run of meetings tomorrow. 287 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,830 -Ah. My wife, the business lady. -Oh. 288 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,207 -[chuckles] -Businesswoman. 289 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,291 -Oh, okay. -[chuckles] 290 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,710 Well, what's the latest? You got any new videos coming out? 291 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,380 Oh, ask Ern. He's nickel-and-diming us. 292 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,757 I tell ya, he loves to take risks in the bedroom, 293 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:24,842 but in the boardroom, 294 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,219 -aversion's his middle name. [laughs] -[Bonnie, Pete laughing] 295 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:32,057 [laughs, sighs] 296 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,267 Hey, Greta. I, uh-- 297 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,269 Can you help me with something in the kitchen, sweetheart? 298 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,645 [Greta] Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. 299 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,981 -Don't cut into that without us. -[Pete laughs] 300 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,816 [Greta] Come on, I'll bake your Alaska. 301 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,074 Don't ever embarrass me in front of my colleagues again. 302 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,953 Everything we have is because of me. 303 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:55,956 Everything. 304 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,972 [both chuckling] 305 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,141 But you know those Ortega chilies can be 306 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,185 -a lot hotter than you expect sometimes. -[mumbles] 307 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,979 It says "mild" on the can, and then inside, 308 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,606 -you get a big surprise. -[chuckles] 309 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,066 -Good evening. -Oh. 310 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,818 -Oh. -[grunts] 311 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,655 Sorry, I'm a little later than usual today. 312 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:33,452 We're perfectly happy here. Your Grace is a little angel from heaven. 313 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,078 -[sighs] -Bless her soul. 314 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,165 And we have a plate for you, warm in the oven. 315 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,876 The boys had theirs already and went upstairs. 316 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,505 But not before thanking us and taking their own dishes to the sink. 317 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,591 -Somebody raised them right. -[chuckles] 318 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:52,721 And how does she seem today? 319 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,849 Not too bad, I would say. 320 00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:02,898 There was one incident, but all in all, not too bad. 321 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398 Mm-hmm. 322 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,946 Sh-- She asked us to go. 323 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,659 She used strong language. 324 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,411 [inhales deeply, sighs] I understand. 325 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:20,874 We told her we were trying to help her get through this difficult time, 326 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,167 that our whole community was behind her. 327 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,380 But she really, strongly wanted us to go. 328 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,384 So we did as you asked and made sure she was… 329 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,719 secure. 330 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,226 [clicks tongue] Well, I better go check on her then. 331 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,938 Uh, thank you both. 332 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,358 [sighs, sniffs] 333 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,116 [scoffs] You're here early. 334 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,577 Oh, just trying to brainstorm. [chuckles] 335 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,704 It's easier when it's early, you know? Quieter. 336 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:03,542 Oh, trying not to take that personally. [chuckles] I'm such a motormouth. 337 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,169 No, I'm happy you're here. 338 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,088 I've been feeling so lonely by myself lately, I-- 339 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,465 This doesn't make any sense, 340 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:15,679 but I used to have a lot more company in my head, 341 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,514 and I don't miss it exactly, but-- 342 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,850 -Company in your head? -That sounds crazy. 343 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,935 [stammers] No. 344 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:28,025 I had this mean critical voice in my head for forever… 345 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:31,612 [stammers] …since I was a teenager at least and… [swallows, clicks tongue] 346 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,573 …you know, since recovery, it got quiet, which is a good thing, 347 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,326 but sometimes I wonder, you know, if that's what drove me 348 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,036 and that's what got me here, and without it, 349 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,954 I might not be able to, you know, keep-- 350 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,501 Oh, my good-- Are you okay? I'm so-- Did I upset you? 351 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,045 -No, no. No, it's not you. Just-- -What? Sit. Sit. 352 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:52,216 It's, um-- um, me and Ernie, we're kinda-- [stammers] It's hard. 353 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,218 He was just so mean to me last night, 354 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,302 -like… [sniffs] -Oh. 355 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,637 …he made me feel like nothing, 356 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,056 and he did it in front of Bonnie and Pete Nickerson. 357 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,724 I'm-- [sniffs] I'm-- [stammers] 358 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,101 I don't even know what I'm doing. [stammers] 359 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,646 We put all that money into the Step, 360 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,648 and then we just get it scooped out from under us. 361 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,650 [stammers] Who do I think I am? [breathes shakily] 362 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,694 I can't even use the remote control without Ernie showing me first. 363 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,197 I hate hearing you talk like this. This is not you. 364 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,366 I can't ask Ernie for any more money. 365 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,577 [sniffles] I believe in you, Sheils, I really do. 366 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,913 But if I lose my Ern, I-- [stammers] 367 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,041 Everything I have is 'cause of him. I mean, he said so. 368 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,794 Let me get you a glass of water. 369 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,382 [exhales sharply, sniffles] 370 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:40,430 Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me. 371 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,766 What's the "D" stand for? 372 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,560 What? [sighs] 373 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,771 I don't remember there being a D there before. That new? 374 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:53,402 Yes. Well, no, it's-- it's my middle name, Dale. From my mother's family. 375 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,531 Oh, I thought maybe it stood for "divorced." 376 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,537 What-- What is that outfit? [stammers] Are you going for a swim? 377 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:07,457 [chuckles] It's not an outfit. It's a costume. 378 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:12,212 You know, I'm a Southern belle who got caught shoplifting 379 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,549 and sentenced to be a lifeguard at a public pool. 380 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,594 "Don't make me blow my whistle on you." 381 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,681 Haven't you seen Trish Out of Water? 382 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,851 [clicks tongue] I suppose I have. [chuckles] 383 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,061 Well, I didn't write the thing. I just starred in it. 384 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064 Now, you better hurry up and tell me why you summoned me here, 385 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:35,736 'cause I got a full day of fittings and meetings, meetings about fittings. 386 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,906 It's just, people don't know how time-consuming it is 387 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,157 to get this look together. 388 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,911 So much time for so little clothing. [chuckles] 389 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,122 How you like that line? I'm workshopping it. 390 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:48,916 For what? 391 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,667 Late-night television. 392 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,795 I just did Johnny's show for the first time and not the last. 393 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,047 Yes, I saw it. [chuckles] 394 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,841 Too bad he wouldn't like you, as pretty as you are. 395 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,260 He just has a thing for blondes. 396 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:05,307 Sweet, young, all-American blondes. 397 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,769 [stammers] You're not that sweet, or young. 398 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,732 Oh, somebody put a little pepper in your ketchup today. Didn't they? 399 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,317 Speaking of ketchup, 400 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,696 what do you think Johnny would do 401 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,908 if somebody sent him those nudie pics of yours? 402 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,244 How do you know about those? 403 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,955 I have my methods. 404 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,209 He'd say, "Praise Jesus, and pass the hand lotion." 405 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,212 You can't get rid of me that easily. 406 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,341 [stammers] Oh, I've done it before. You're not even real. 407 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,387 I'm better than real. 408 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,599 I'm on television, and if you're gonna get where you wanna go, 409 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:50,894 you'd better get that cute little behind of yours on television too. 410 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,231 Do you really think it's little? 411 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,650 Bless your heart. 412 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:01,613 Greta thinks that we can't spend any more of Ernie's money. 413 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,741 Only ugly people have to pay to get on television. 414 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,077 Beautiful people have other means. 415 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:19,464 [chuckles] I'm sorry. [chuckles, sighs] I'll get that water. 416 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,343 [starting pistol fires] 417 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,971 [crowd cheering, shouting] 418 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,767 [announcer on PA] Qualifying times for the 400 meter hurdles 419 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,436 are now officially posted. 420 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,479 [starting pistol fires] 421 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,777 -Uh, can I help you with something, ma'am? -No, I'm fine. Thank you. 422 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,863 -Uh, this is a restricted area, ma'am. -I'm with him. 423 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,365 It's okay. 424 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,996 Olympic glory, huh? 425 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,874 It's just a satellite facility. 426 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,543 But it's good to be of service. 427 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,088 And promote your business in the process? 428 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,257 Thanks for stopping by. 429 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,052 How did you get on television? 430 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,471 -Do you know TV people? -Hey, Dad, did you-- 431 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,057 [stammers] Hey, aren't you-- 432 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,559 -No. You don't-- Son, you don't know her. -Wha-- 433 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,479 From Mom's tapes, right? Yeah, she watches them all the time. 434 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:16,897 -Aw. -[Zeke] Or she did before. 435 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,982 Um, she's not allowed to exercise since the baby. 436 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:24,238 Oh-- Oh, well, tell her that my-- my new Step workout is actually safe 437 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,823 for women six-weeks postpartum for vaginal birth 438 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,867 and three months after cesarean. 439 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,160 How old is the baby? 440 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:32,704 W-What? 441 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,251 -[Breem sighs] -Um, well, I don't know about that. 442 00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:39,586 But the ladies at church, they said that, um, 443 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,464 she just needs to rest until God's able to shed the light back into the darkness 444 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,633 she's been feeling since the baby was brought into this world. 445 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,678 Zeke, why don't you get back to the gang over there? 446 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,805 -Okay. All right. Bye. -I'll meet you in a second. 447 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,895 She's been having trouble since the baby? 448 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,941 [sighs] Our transaction was supposed to put an end to this. 449 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,569 That was our agreement. 450 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:04,778 Well, it didn't work. 451 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,781 Because I don't wanna be that kind of person anymore. 452 00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,826 Who has to sneak through the back door. 453 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:11,910 I… 454 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:17,249 [sighs] I wanna earn things like an athlete. 455 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,210 By asking me to pull strings for you? 456 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,880 You know, if your wife has baby blues, 457 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,215 exercise could be exactly what she needs. 458 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:28,385 You don't need to concern yourself with her well-being. 459 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,180 I concern myself because that's my calling. 460 00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:33,974 I didn't find exercise, it found me. 461 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:40,564 It saved me. And teaching it, it's-- it's what I'm here for. 462 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,613 I just need your contact and-- and I'll do the rest myself. 463 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:55,579 [sighs] There is someone I know at KUAY. 464 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,332 I can't guarantee anything. 465 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,348 [Sheila] I know this sounds crazy coming from me, 466 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,601 but these Steps are a waste of money, all of them. 467 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:22,523 Mine, Kelly Kilmartin's, and they're all made from artificial plastic materials 468 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:25,108 that end up littering our beautiful oceans. 469 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:29,530 The truth is, you don't need any special devices to get in a good workout. 470 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,367 All you need is music, energy and-- You know what? 471 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,245 Why don't I stop telling you and just show you what I mean. 472 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,121 Come on. 473 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,207 ["New Attitude" playing] 474 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:46,046 Four, five, six, five, six, seven, eight. 475 00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:50,634 Knee, knee, that's it. Let's move. 476 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,219 You too, guys. Get in here. 477 00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,724 You got this. Keep it going now. 478 00:25:57,808 --> 00:26:01,270 You don't need to Step, step it up. Four, five, six, seven, eight. 479 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,982 Take it to the next level. Doesn't that feel good? 480 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,821 Five, six, seven, eight. 481 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:14,032 Single, single, double, single, single, double. 482 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,454 Four, five, six, seven, eight. 483 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:23,667 We're taking it up. That's it, all the way to the top. Whoo! 484 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:01,121 -I can't believe you just walked in there… -[chuckles] 485 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,623 …and got on television. [mumbles] 486 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,291 -Got a job on television. -Well, I-- 487 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,544 -National television. -I don't know if it's national every week, 488 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,963 but, yes, they-- they-- they want me back. 489 00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:12,090 -[Fidelia squeals] -Once a week, my own segment. 490 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:13,800 -This is big, and so is the salary. -[chuckles] 491 00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,552 -We can tell Ernie to go fuck himself. -[chuckles] 492 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:19,431 I love my husband, but good boundaries make good marriages. 493 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:20,682 -Good boundaries. -Good boundaries. 494 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,060 -Oh, my goodness. [chuckles] -Whoo! [chuckles] 495 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,521 [song ends] 496 00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:31,401 Okay, you did it. Just like I told you to. 497 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,280 Now, wait till they see just how fucking crazy you really are. 498 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,742 ["Spellbound" playing]