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["Knock On Wood" playing]

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{\an8}Okay, everybody. [sighs] Let's breathe.
Just breathe.

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{\an8}That's right. In through the nose.
Out through the mouth. [exhales deeply]

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{\an8}Okay, you've already done the hard part.
You didn't press that snooze button.

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{\an8}You got out of bed to be here.
Early. [sighs]

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{\an8}Okay, everybody, let's move.

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{\an8}[step class] Whoo.

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Up on our steps.

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{\an8}Four, five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.
And punch. Punch.

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{\an8}Who do you wanna punch, huh?
I know who I wanna punch.

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[chuckles] And punch. Punch.

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Last one. Punch. And punch.

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{\an8}Jump off our steps.

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Four, five, six, seven-- And stomp.
Did I say "stomp"? I meant, "Step."

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{\an8}Whoo. Step.

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Two more. Step.

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{\an8}Whoo. Last one. Step.

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{\an8}Stretch it out. Swing. That's it. Whoo.

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Stretch it out. Swing. And step.
Three, two, one.

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Let's switch. Three, two, one.

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- Okay, everybody. Whoo.
- [step class chuckling]

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[Sheila] I saw you in there.

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Your heels were really planted
for those step-dip lunges.

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You have a great base.
It's so much better for your knees.

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Aw, thanks.
Um, so, Ernie wants to have a meeting.

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I'm trying some modifications on the Step
after the joint doctor

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- we spoke to mentioned that--
- He's really serious about it. [chuckles]

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Oh. And before I forget,

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remind me to tell you what I'm thinking
about that we need for the infomercial.

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- We'll have to test it out first, but...
- Oh, Lord. The T word.

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...it's a green-screen backdrop,
so we can put it up in the studio,

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and you can make it look
like you're anywhere.

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- So we can try different backgrounds.
- Yeah.

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Snowcapped mountains,
pink sand beaches in Bermuda,

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- a yacht. I mean--
- Sheila, stop.

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Just... [grunts] Sorry.
Just, Ernie wants to meet.

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He insists, in fact,
that we convene the board.

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Convene?

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It's the official terminology.

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Look, I've used every excuse in the book.
He's not backing off.

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- This is my company.
- Our company.

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- Yes, of course. I was just--
- That we started together with Ernie too.

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[inhales deeply] And Ernie's best friend:
Ernie's money. [inhales sharply]

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Very well. We shall convene the board.

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Thank you. [sighs, chuckles]

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I still don't understand
what Ernie's big problem is.

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With launching a product
that somebody else just launched,

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and that somebody is the famous star
of a television show?

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It's a challenge.

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And it's one that I am choosing to meet
with gratitude and excitement.

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[Danny] That's when the police start in,
shooting rubber bullets,

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which sounds like a kid's toy.
Let me tell you right now, it's not.

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They hurt like shit.

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Comrade of ours
actually took one to the face.

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Son of a bitch was lodged in his cheek.

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So blood is everywhere,
and I'm doing what I do.

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I'm looking around. "How can I help?
What can I find?" [chuckles]

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- [chuckles]
- And all I've got is my bandana.

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No good. I need it.
So I don't breathe in the tear gas.

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So that's what I would call a tough spot
or a difficult position. [chuckles]

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- I'm from Orange County.
- I'm sorry?

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I had asked where you were from
before you started talking.

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Right. Yeah, well-- And, you know,
I'm just a little out of, uh,

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practice of meeting people since the, uh...
[smacks lips] ...the divorce.

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- What? I didn't catch that.
- My divorce.

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- Sorry?
- [Danny] Are you joking?

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- You are. All right.
- [snorts]

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- Yeah, okay, you are.
- [laughs]

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I like jokes. I like stuff like that.

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I can laugh at myself and the stigma
and the shame.

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Another drink helps.

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We're just making small talk.

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Yes. Yes,
we are all skimming the surface here.

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You're right. So you are Lisa,

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- from Orange County.
- [Lisa] Right.

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And you're Mary. From?

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- Ohio.
- Ohio.

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Weather's a lot better out here,
I can tell you that.

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Yeah. Okay, so, Mary from Ohio,
we're gonna talk about the weather.

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And, Lisa, we're gonna have another drink.

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Now you're getting the hang of it.

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Oh, hey, that goes straight to the ocean.
You know that, right?

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You should take a second and think
about which receptacle it goes in

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before you pitch it in the garbage.
[clears throat]

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Today was a good day.

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Hair-wise and work-wise.

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You did good things, and nothing bad.

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You were gentle on yourself and others.

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[sighs] Okay.

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One, two, three, four.

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[television audience laughing]

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- Sweetie?
- [people on television chattering]

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What are you doing up?
It's past your bedtime.

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[Maya] I'm watching Kelly Kilmartin.

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[Kelly] And pull.

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<i>Reach and pull. 'Cause we don't want
to pull any muscles, do we, Johnny?</i>

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[Kelly] Reach and pull.

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<i>Just like you're climbing up
a banana tree.</i>

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You really like this, don't you?

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[Kelly] You gentlemen are doing great. Okay.

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- Are you ready? Just bend over for me.
- You've got a bigger vine than I do.

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<i>Bend over and pull.</i>

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<i>Bend and pull. Doing great.
That's right. Yeah.</i>

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- [phone ringing]
- [Kelly] Pull and tug. Okay.

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- [Kelly] Yeah.
- [Sheila] You need to go to bed, sweetie.

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[Kelly] Pull and tug.

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- [Greta] Are you watching?
- Yeah.

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I'm watching.

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- You and 20 million other Americans.
- [Kelly] And now we're gonna stay down.

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- [Kelly] Okay? Wiggle.
- Sure you're not nervous?

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I'm Greta. I love your, um-- your top.

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Thank you.

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Loretta is going to hand you the files

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she's assembled for me
over the last few weeks.

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- Why did it take so long? [sighs]
- [Loretta] It didn't.

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We ask that you
keep this process confidential.

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- Thank you.
- I think you'll be pleased.

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So this is all very James Bond... [chuckles]
...which is super exciting.

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But I can't do anything... [inhales sharply]
...quasi-legal. Or illegal. [chuckles]

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Not without talking to my husband first.
[groans]

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We don't engage in any illegal activity.

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We just call in favors
from our fellow parishioners.

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Discovery in the pursuit of understanding
is, by nature, virtuous.

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Amen.

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She's beautiful.

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[Greta] Oh, is that your baby?

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Mm-hmm.

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Is that-- [stammers] Okay. Great. Mmm.

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[Greta] Jesus.

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[sighing]

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Objectively speaking,
these are smoking hot nudie pics.

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Of a very different Kelly Kilmartin
than America knows and loves.

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[Greta] Okay, but let's just walk this
down the road a little bit, shall we?

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- Holy Moses.
- Whoa.

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Okay, we sell these beaver shots to, what,
the National Enquirer? Yeah?

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They publish them,

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and she loses a couple of
endorsement deals.

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Something like that. I don't know.

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W-Where does that leave us?

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In the lead, which is where we wanna be.

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No. It leaves us with, A:

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a guilty conscience for bashing
another woman's healthy sexual appetite.

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[Sheila] That's one way to put it.

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And, B: no better off than we were before.

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I don't see it like that.

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Who's to say taking her down
means you automatically take her place?

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She's a TV star. You're...

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not.

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What's in the other file?

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- Sheils?
- What?

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Oh, um, while they were digging,

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I just had them look up some stuff
on Danny, you know.

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Just in case. It's no big deal.

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You said you and Danny had settled things.

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You didn't wanna spend any more
of your energy fighting.

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I don't, exactly.

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But it doesn't hurt to also
have an insurance policy.

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{\an8}Right, but isn't one of the steps
in your recovery integrity?

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Recovery's a long road.

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And while I have made many strides,
I still have many more to go.

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And while we obviously
would have preferred

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Kelly Kilmartin not have the head start
that she does,

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I'm still choosing to see it as a positive

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- and something we can learn from.
- And therein lies the problem.

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Excuse me?

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You don't get to choose.
Reality is what it is.

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She beat you to the punch.

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Choosing to see that as something good is...

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delusional.

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It's allowed us to fine-tune
our understanding

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of what exactly the customer wants,
which, I believe, is actually

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- what we're trying to sell.
- The customer wants a product, okay?

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And you don't have any customers
because you seem...

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almost pathologically hell-bent
on not putting out a product.

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[stammers] I'm not sure you're qualified
to diagnose me, Ernie.

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How long did it take
to develop the Step product?

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- It took three months.
- [Ernie] And in that time,

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we paid for how many prototypes
until you were happy?

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Seven.

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So you're opposed to innovation?
To new ideas? Just--

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We no longer have the time
nor the money for new ideas.

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We're going with what we got, okay?

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That's not okay.

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[Ernie] The rest of the board
is in full agreement.

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Decision is final.
The Step is going to market.

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End of meeting. Thanks, everyone.

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Actually, um,
I would like to speak, Ernie,

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on behalf of the mother of my child.

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- Mother Earth.
- Jesus Christ, Danny.

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- [Ernie groans, sighs]
- What?

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This Step product, like so many plastics,
contains artificial material,

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that when broken down and allowed to
contaminate our oceans and rivers,

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cause irreparable damage
to billions of microorganisms

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that are the foundation
of our food pyramid.

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[clicks tongue] Here I have some, uh,

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supporting literature compiled
and published by Ocean Advocates.

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My new gig. Consulting. Part-time.
That's my choice.

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They want me there all the time.
I can't do that.

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I want to... [sighs] ...offer to the group

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the idea that we maybe have our customers...

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[Sheila] Today I am celebrating 60 days
without any intrusive critical voices

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- or binges to shut them out.
- [group member 1] That's great.

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- [group member chuckles]
- Thank you. [chuckles]

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It may not seem like a lot to some of you,
but, uh, to me, it is.

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Uh, especially with the pressure
that I'm under with work and with life.

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[inhales deeply] But working the program
is really working for me,

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and just knowing that I have a place
to come every week to talk, be heard,

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yeah, it's been life-changing.
So thank you.

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That's my share. See you next week.

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- [chuckles] Yay.
- [Harriet] Mmm. [smacks lips]

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Oh, uh... [stammers] ...if-- if I may,
just a quick point of order for the group.

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Uh, there's something we need to vote on.
According to the bylaws.

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[inhales deeply] Uh, there is a man
who wants to join the group.

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His name is Jim R.

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What does the "R" stand for?

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What?

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[gasps] Oh, right. [chuckles] Anonymous.

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Yeah. Anyway, we've never had a man
ask to join the group,

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and I understand that men
have eating disorders.

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And I find that comforting and a little--
just a little hilarious.

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I personally would not feel safe
with a man here.

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Okay. Uh, Marsha, Carrie,
what about you guys?

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I don't know.

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[stammers] I'm against it too.
Uh, adamantly.

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[stammers] Me too. A-Adamantly too.

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I have to agree.

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So is that that?

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Oh, because the queen has ruled?

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You asked for opinions.

230
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,171
And it's her house.

231
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,340
Yeah... [stammers]
...until those asshole alcoholics

232
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,217
give us a time slot
down in the community room.

233
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:41,845
I mean, I, for one, like the idea
of adding a little sausage to the party,

234
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:45,474
so all in favor of not being pussies,
raise your hand.

235
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,939
Just me. Shocker.

236
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,817
All right... [sighs] ...motion defeated.
[sighs] Status quo antebellum.

237
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,863
[news reporter] Olympic fever is already
spreading here in the southland,

238
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:03,951
{\an8}<i>so we're on the scene with
San Diego's very own John Breem.</i>

239
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,039
{\an8}<i>It sure is hard not to be inspired
by the discipline and dedication</i>

240
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,124
{\an8}<i>of the athletes competing in the Games,</i>

241
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:16,797
{\an8}<i>particularly when we have the opportunity
to witness many of these elite athletes</i>

242
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,966
{\an8}<i>training right here in our own community.</i>

243
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,844
{\an8}- [Danny] What a steaming pile of shit.
- They're terrific role models...

244
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,471
Yeah. The only opportunity
you're supporting is your own.

245
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,724
- [Breem] ...from San Diego...
- Advertising on the backs of these kids.

246
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,644
- [Breem] ...right here...
- [sighs] See, I know him...

247
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,646
{\an8}- ...in our community.
- [Danny] ...personally, unfortunately,

248
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:39,319
{\an8}and let me tell you something.
He is a lying sack of shit. [chuckles]

249
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,156
Can I get another one of the, um--
Can I get another one of the, uh-- this.

250
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,867
- Whatever. The fuck.
- [bartender] Coming right up.

251
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,327
[Sheila]
You're gonna do so great, sweetie.

252
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,912
You don't have to, you know, do great.

253
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,291
Just, uh, do yourself.
Or be yourself rather. That's all.

254
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,835
We love you. [kisses]

255
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,338
[groans] We love you, kiddo. [grunts]

256
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,507
- Now get in there and knock 'em dead.
- [school bell rings]

257
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,427
- [Danny] Bye.
- [Sheila] Bye, sweetie.

258
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,305
- Bye.
- [sighs]

259
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,391
- Did you look at the material on plastics?
- Just because you're entitled

260
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,185
- to come to meetings...
- It's important that you look...

261
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,020
- ...it doesn't mean you're required to.
- ...at the stuff.

262
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,272
I'm not just coming up with it.
I'm giving it to you for a reason.

263
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,774
- You're making me feel self-conscious...
- You know who I saw on television?

264
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,735
- ...and you're not contributing anything...
- Twinkle toes.

265
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,986
- John Breem.
- ...to the meeting.

266
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:24,031
- Mr. Mormon. Tippity-Tap. Yeah.
- Yes, I get who you're trying to insult.

267
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,074
Everybody seems to have
so much time to watch television

268
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,202
when all I'm doing is working,
building my business...

269
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,120
- ...and all that horseshit...
- ...paying all the bills,

270
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,080
- looking after our daughter...
- ...drunk on his own cocktail...

271
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,165
...trying to build something--

272
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,334
Do you think that maybe
you ruined Maya's life by cheating on me?

273
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,794
I think I would have ruined it more
by staying with you

274
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,713
and pretending that I was still happy.

275
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,049
{\an8}We're having a Penny Social
for new families.

276
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,384
{\an8}It's gonna be a lot of fun.

277
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,096
{\an8}Uh, we're having a Chinese raffle
and Indian teepee toss.

278
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,389
{\an8}[chuckles] That does sound fun.

279
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,517
{\an8}I wonder if there's any other cultures
you can insult.

280
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,602
{\an8}Maybe there's a, uh,
"Pin the nose on the rabbi."

281
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,771
{\an8}I'm sorry.
I think we're going to need two.

282
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,981
{\an8}- [chuckles] We're divorced.
- Oh.

283
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,651
Sure. I'll see you there.

284
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,655
- [Bonnie gasps]
- [Pete] Oh! Wow.

285
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,115
- [Pete laughs]
- [Ernie] Oh. Nice.

286
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:10,494
Oh, no, no more for me.
I have a whole run of meetings tomorrow.

287
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,830
- Ah. My wife, the business lady.
- Oh.

288
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,207
- [chuckles]
- Businesswoman.

289
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,291
- Oh, okay.
- [chuckles]

290
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,710
Well, what's the latest?
You got any new videos coming out?

291
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,380
Oh, ask Ern. He's nickel-and-diming us.

292
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,757
I tell ya, he loves to take risks
in the bedroom,

293
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,842
but in the boardroom,

294
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,219
- aversion's his middle name. [laughs]
- [Bonnie, Pete laughing]

295
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:32,057
[laughs, sighs]

296
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,267
Hey, Greta. I, uh--

297
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,269
Can you help me with something
in the kitchen, sweetheart?

298
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,645
[Greta] Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hold on.

299
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,981
- Don't cut into that without us.
- [Pete laughs]

300
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,816
[Greta] Come on, I'll bake your Alaska.

301
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,074
Don't ever embarrass me
in front of my colleagues again.

302
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,953
Everything we have is because of me.

303
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:55,956
Everything.

304
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,972
[both chuckling]

305
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,141
But you know those Ortega chilies can be

306
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,185
- a lot hotter than you expect sometimes.
- [mumbles]

307
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,979
It says "mild" on the can,
and then inside,

308
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,606
- you get a big surprise.
- [chuckles]

309
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,066
- Good evening.
- Oh.

310
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,818
- Oh.
- [grunts]

311
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,655
Sorry,
I'm a little later than usual today.

312
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:33,452
We're perfectly happy here.
Your Grace is a little angel from heaven.

313
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,078
- [sighs]
- Bless her soul.

314
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,165
And we have a plate for you,
warm in the oven.

315
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,876
The boys had theirs already
and went upstairs.

316
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,505
But not before thanking us
and taking their own dishes to the sink.

317
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,591
- Somebody raised them right.
- [chuckles]

318
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:52,721
And how does she seem today?

319
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,849
Not too bad, I would say.

320
00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:02,898
There was one incident,
but all in all, not too bad.

321
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398
Mm-hmm.

322
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,946
Sh-- She asked us to go.

323
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,659
She used strong language.

324
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,411
[inhales deeply, sighs] I understand.

325
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,874
We told her we were trying to help her
get through this difficult time,

326
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,167
that our whole community was behind her.

327
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,380
But she really, strongly wanted us to go.

328
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,384
So we did as you asked
and made sure she was...

329
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,719
secure.

330
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,226
[clicks tongue]
Well, I better go check on her then.

331
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,938
Uh, thank you both.

332
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,358
[sighs, sniffs]

333
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,116
[scoffs] You're here early.

334
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,577
Oh, just trying to brainstorm. [chuckles]

335
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,704
It's easier when it's early, you know?
Quieter.

336
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:03,542
Oh, trying not to take that personally.
[chuckles] I'm such a motormouth.

337
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,169
No, I'm happy you're here.

338
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:08,088
I've been feeling so lonely
by myself lately, I--

339
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,465
This doesn't make any sense,

340
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:15,679
but I used to have a lot more
company in my head,

341
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,514
and I don't miss it exactly, but--

342
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,850
- Company in your head?
- That sounds crazy.

343
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,935
[stammers] No.

344
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:28,025
I had this mean critical voice
in my head for forever...

345
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,612
[stammers] ...since I was a teenager
at least and... [swallows, clicks tongue]

346
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,573
...you know, since recovery, it got quiet,
which is a good thing,

347
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,326
but sometimes I wonder, you know,
if that's what drove me

348
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,036
and that's what got me here,
and without it,

349
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,954
I might not be able to, you know, keep--

350
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,501
Oh, my good-- Are you okay? I'm so--
Did I upset you?

351
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:48,045
- No, no. No, it's not you. Just--
- What? Sit. Sit.

352
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:52,216
It's, um-- um, me and Ernie, we're kinda--
[stammers] It's hard.

353
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,218
He was just so mean to me last night,

354
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,302
- like... [sniffs]
- Oh.

355
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,637
...he made me feel like nothing,

356
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,056
and he did it in front of
Bonnie and Pete Nickerson.

357
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,724
I'm-- [sniffs] I'm-- [stammers]

358
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,101
I don't even know what I'm doing.
[stammers]

359
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,646
We put all that money into the Step,

360
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,648
and then we just get it scooped out
from under us.

361
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,650
[stammers]
Who do I think I am? [breathes shakily]

362
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,694
I can't even use the remote control
without Ernie showing me first.

363
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,197
I hate hearing you talk like this.
This is not you.

364
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,366
I can't ask Ernie for any more money.

365
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,577
[sniffles] I believe in you, Sheils,
I really do.

366
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,913
But if I lose my Ern, I-- [stammers]

367
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,041
Everything I have is 'cause of him.
I mean, he said so.

368
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,794
Let me get you a glass of water.

369
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,382
[exhales sharply, sniffles]

370
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:40,430
Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me.

371
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,766
What's the "D" stand for?

372
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,560
What? [sighs]

373
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,771
I don't remember there
being a D there before. That new?

374
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:53,402
Yes. Well, no, it's-- it's my middle name,
Dale. From my mother's family.

375
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,531
Oh, I thought maybe
it stood for "divorced."

376
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,537
What-- What is that outfit?
[stammers] Are you going for a swim?

377
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:07,457
[chuckles] It's not an outfit.
It's a costume.

378
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:12,212
You know, I'm a Southern belle
who got caught shoplifting

379
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,549
and sentenced to be a lifeguard
at a public pool.

380
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,594
"Don't make me blow my whistle on you."

381
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,681
Haven't you seen Trish Out of Water?

382
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,851
[clicks tongue] I suppose I have.
[chuckles]

383
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:28,061
Well, I didn't write the thing.
I just starred in it.

384
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064
Now, you better hurry up and tell me
why you summoned me here,

385
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:35,736
'cause I got a full day of fittings
and meetings, meetings about fittings.

386
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,906
It's just, people don't know
how time-consuming it is

387
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,157
to get this look together.

388
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:43,911
So much time for so little clothing.
[chuckles]

389
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,122
How you like that line?
I'm workshopping it.

390
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:48,916
For what?

391
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,667
Late-night television.

392
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,795
I just did Johnny's show
for the first time and not the last.

393
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,047
Yes, I saw it. [chuckles]

394
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,841
Too bad he wouldn't like you,
as pretty as you are.

395
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,260
He just has a thing for blondes.

396
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:05,307
Sweet, young, all-American blondes.

397
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,769
[stammers] You're not that sweet,
or young.

398
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,732
Oh, somebody put a little pepper
in your ketchup today. Didn't they?

399
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,317
Speaking of ketchup,

400
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,696
what do you think Johnny would do

401
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,908
if somebody sent him
those nudie pics of yours?

402
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,244
How do you know about those?

403
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,955
I have my methods.

404
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,209
He'd say, "Praise Jesus,
and pass the hand lotion."

405
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,212
You can't get rid of me that easily.

406
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,341
[stammers] Oh, I've done it before.
You're not even real.

407
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,387
I'm better than real.

408
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,599
I'm on television, and if you're gonna get
where you wanna go,

409
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,894
you'd better get that cute little
behind of yours on television too.

410
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,231
Do you really think it's little?

411
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,650
Bless your heart.

412
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:01,613
Greta thinks that we can't
spend any more of Ernie's money.

413
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,741
Only ugly people have to pay
to get on television.

414
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,077
Beautiful people have other means.

415
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:19,464
[chuckles] I'm sorry.
[chuckles, sighs] I'll get that water.

416
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,343
[starting pistol fires]

417
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,971
[crowd cheering, shouting]

418
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,767
[announcer on PA] Qualifying times
for the 400 meter hurdles

419
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,436
<i>are now officially posted.</i>

420
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,479
[starting pistol fires]

421
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,777
- Uh, can I help you with something, ma'am?
- No, I'm fine. Thank you.

422
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,863
- Uh, this is a restricted area, ma'am.
- I'm with him.

423
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,365
It's okay.

424
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,996
Olympic glory, huh?

425
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,874
{\an8}It's just a satellite facility.

426
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,543
{\an8}But it's good to be of service.

427
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,088
{\an8}And promote your business in the process?

428
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,257
{\an8}Thanks for stopping by.

429
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,052
How did you get on television?

430
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,471
- Do you know TV people?
- Hey, Dad, did you--

431
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,057
[stammers] Hey, aren't you--

432
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:12,559
- No. You don't-- Son, you don't know her.
- Wha--

433
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,479
From Mom's tapes, right?
Yeah, she watches them all the time.

434
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:16,897
- Aw.
- [Zeke] Or she did before.

435
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,982
Um, she's not allowed to exercise
since the baby.

436
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:24,238
Oh-- Oh, well, tell her that my--
my new Step workout is actually safe

437
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,823
for women six-weeks postpartum
for vaginal birth

438
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,867
and three months after cesarean.

439
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,160
How old is the baby?

440
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:32,704
W-What?

441
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,251
- [Breem sighs]
- Um, well, I don't know about that.

442
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,586
But the ladies at church,
they said that, um,

443
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,464
she just needs to rest until God's able
to shed the light back into the darkness

444
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,633
she's been feeling since the baby
was brought into this world.

445
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,678
Zeke, why don't you
get back to the gang over there?

446
00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:49,805
- Okay. All right. Bye.
- I'll meet you in a second.

447
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,895
She's been having trouble since the baby?

448
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,941
[sighs] Our transaction was
supposed to put an end to this.

449
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,569
That was our agreement.

450
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:04,778
Well, it didn't work.

451
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,781
Because I don't wanna be
that kind of person anymore.

452
00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,826
Who has to sneak through the back door.

453
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,910
I...

454
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:17,249
[sighs]
I wanna earn things like an athlete.

455
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,210
By asking me to pull strings for you?

456
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,880
You know, if your wife has baby blues,

457
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,215
exercise could be exactly what she needs.

458
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:28,385
You don't need to concern yourself
with her well-being.

459
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,180
I concern myself
because that's my calling.

460
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:33,974
I didn't find exercise, it found me.

461
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:40,564
It saved me. And teaching it, it's--
it's what I'm here for.

462
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,613
I just need your contact and--
and I'll do the rest myself.

463
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:55,579
[sighs] There is someone I know at KUAY.

464
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,332
I can't guarantee anything.

465
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,348
[Sheila]
I know this sounds crazy coming from me,

466
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:17,601
but these Steps are a waste of money,
all of them.

467
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:22,523
Mine, Kelly Kilmartin's, and they're all
made from artificial plastic materials

468
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:25,108
that end up littering
our beautiful oceans.

469
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:29,530
The truth is, you don't need any
special devices to get in a good workout.

470
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,367
All you need is music, energy and--
You know what?

471
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,245
Why don't I stop telling you
and just show you what I mean.

472
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,121
Come on.

473
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,207
["New Attitude" playing]

474
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:46,046
Four, five, six, five, six, seven, eight.

475
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:50,634
Knee, knee, that's it. Let's move.

476
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,219
You too, guys. Get in here.

477
00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,724
You got this. Keep it going now.

478
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,270
You don't need to Step, step it up.
Four, five, six, seven, eight.

479
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,982
Take it to the next level.
Doesn't that feel good?

480
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,821
Five, six, seven, eight.

481
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:14,032
Single, single, double,
single, single, double.

482
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,454
Four, five, six, seven, eight.

483
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:23,667
We're taking it up.
That's it, all the way to the top. Whoo!

484
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:01,121
- I can't believe you just walked in there...
- [chuckles]

485
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,623
...and got on television. [mumbles]

486
00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,291
- Got a job on television.
- Well, I--

487
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:07,544
- National television.
- I don't know if it's national every week,

488
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:09,963
but, yes, they-- they-- they want me back.

489
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,090
- [Fidelia squeals]
- Once a week, my own segment.

490
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,800
- This is big, and so is the salary.
- [chuckles]

491
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,552
- We can tell Ernie to go fuck himself.
- [chuckles]

492
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:19,431
I love my husband, but good boundaries
make good marriages.

493
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,682
- Good boundaries.
- Good boundaries.

494
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,060
- Oh, my goodness. [chuckles]
- Whoo! [chuckles]

495
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,521
[song ends]

496
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:31,401
Okay, you did it. Just like I told you to.

497
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,280
Now, wait till they see
just how fucking crazy you really are.

498
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,742
["Spellbound" playing]