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And we're expecting another 6 inches of
rainfall by dusk.

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A flood warning is in effect
as far south as Baltimore.

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Folks are encouraged
to stay off the roads, if at all possible.

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Our crew witnessed several wrecks
on the interstate,

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one a youth church van.

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Prayers to their families.

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Gosh. Stay safe, Ed.

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And now let's kick it over
to sunny San Diego,

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where our fitness expert,
Sheila D. Rubin, is standing by.

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See? It's not hard. It's challenging.

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-Know the difference?
-You bet.

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-Do you really, Stew?
-I do not.

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Hard is the voice in your head
that says that you can't,

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that you've tried before,
and you've failed before.

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That you're weak.
And you're the last one to know it.

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Sounds like you've been
talking to my mother-in-law.

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I kid.

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A challenge is what's left
when you kill that voice.

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It's a burning in your thighs
that says that you can,

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that you're strong.

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So that clicking in my knee,
that's a challenge?

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No, Stew. That's osteoarthritis.

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But we can work with that.
I'll show you some modifications.

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For four, three, two, one. Come on.

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Walk, walk, pivot. Walk, walk, pivot.
You've got it.

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And we're out!

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Thanks, ladies.

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-Okay.
-Excuse me. Sorry.

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-Pardon me. This is me. Hi.
-Thank you.

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You are stunning. You are a star.

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You're in orbit.
I actually feel light-headed.

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Take it easy. Just the first day at work.

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No, that was just broadcasted

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to every kitchen and living room
in America.

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I'm talking about New York, DC,
Jacksonville, Topeka.

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Why am I naming cities?
You know what America is.

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So, you're terrific, quite obviously.
You don't need me to tell you that,

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so I'll cut right to it.

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What we're proposing is that
we marry your national brand to ours.

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Regional brand.

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You were picked up by
Good Morning America.

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-I'd say you're national.
-I meant you.

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Hartman Foods doesn't have a footprint
in the Southwest yet,

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-according to our research.
-Or the Pacific Northwest.

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Well--

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So it's us that would be launching you
into the world. Isn't that right?

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Let me jump in
before these ladies eat you whole, Mason.

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We're not in all markets yet,
but we want you to help us get there.

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Every woman wants to be Sheila Rubin,

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but they wonder,

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"What would I have to sacrifice?
Pleasure? Happiness?"

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Not anymore.

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Meet our new product: a fat-free cookie.

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No fat in the cookie, no fat on you.
It's scientifically proven.

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We'll hammer out
the specifics in a formal offer,

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but we're thinking
a sizable up-front payment,

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plus profit participation.

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Every time a consumer
takes a bite of a cookie,

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you get a bite of the cookie.

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But first, the fun stuff.

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We wanna know your likes and dislikes.

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What's your favorite flavor
of cookie, Sheila?

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We've got a lot to choose from.

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This cookie has to really say "you."

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We are gonna want
some time with these cookies,

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if you don't mind.

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So we would like to take some samples home

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and get right back to ya
with our thoughts.

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And everyone's talking
like it's no big deal

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there's a tray of hot cookies on the table
and, for me, it's all I see.

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I mean, it's like…

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You know what it's like?

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It's like there's a strobe light
just flashing,

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and I'm supposed to just ignore it.

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How is that even possible?

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Or it's like there's naked people
having actual sex in the room,

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and everyone else is pretending
like it's normal,

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having a normal conversation and--

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I can't.

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They kept asking me
what my favorite flavor of cookie was,

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and you know what's crazy? I don't know.

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I don't know. I really don't.

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I thought I was just
put on the spot or frozen,

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but I kept thinking about it
and just kept coming up empty.

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Yeah. Funny thing happens
when you spend your whole adult life

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just denying anything you want.

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You lose touch with yourself. You know?

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That's it. Yeah.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what I like.
That's such a humiliating thing to admit.

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Anywhere but here.

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My therapist told me
to take myself to dinner.

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Try new things, give myself room
to develop likes and dislikes.

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-How did it go?
-I didn't do it.

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Eat dinner alone in a restaurant

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with everyone looking at me?
I'd be mortified.

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Okay. What do we have here?

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Hey, how do I know you?

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The post office. Yes.
Two weeks ago you sold me stamps.

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Yeah, that's right.

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-I do not forget a face.
-What the fuck are you doing here?

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What am I doing here?

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What are you doing here?

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You in some kind of a cult now?

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This is my support group.
My anonymous support group.

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I'm-- Well, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

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I just-- I went out for a quick jog
to clear my head,

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something I do quite a bit now.

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It's pretty incredible.
It's life-changing.

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It's actually very--
It's very me-changing.

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Yeah, I just kept jogging,
and I ended up here,

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and I will get out of your hair.

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I just wanted to see if you could maybe
pick Maya up a day early.

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My coworkers keep
asking me out for drinks,

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and if I keep saying no,
I'm in danger of being the old guy.

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You gotta be kidding me, Danny.
I need more notice.

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Well, Sheila, I could ask someone
at the village, if you want,

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but those girls party.
By the end of the night,

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our daughter's gonna be drinking
out of a salt-rimmed glass.

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You don't live here anymore.

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You need to call first. Or at least knock.

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Right.

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Your ex is a real piece of work, huh?

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I think Marsha's
gonna turtle for the next year and a half.

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I'm sorry. It will not happen again.

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Well, I mean, one way to make sure
it never happens again

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is for us to get a real space
for these meetings, huh?

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Hey, I think it's working quite well here.
I mean, I'm happy hosting.

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I'm sure you are.

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But did you ever consider
us hiding out in your garage

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isn't exactly the best road to recovery?

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I don't think a little privacy
is compromising my recovery.

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What about ours? We're not on TV.

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We're just regular people who've worked
really hard to get this far,

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and feeling like we're your secret
just doesn't feel that great, Sheil.

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-I mean--
-I'm not hiding out.

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I just have a lot of complications
in my life right now.

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-You know, childcare for one.
-You're the only one with kids?

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I don't think so. People work it out.

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I will make sure there are
no more interruptions. It's a promise.

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Like what you see?

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How could I not?

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Such a classy photo,
you lying there spread-eagle.

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That's right.
You don't know what you like.

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Ladies, gentlemen, chocolate, vanilla.

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Bless your little heart.
I never had that problem.

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I imagine you haven't.

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I know what I want
and I know how to get it.

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-I even know what you want.
-And what's that?

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Right now, more than anything,
you want to fuck Danny over.

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No. Danny's already a mess.
He'll derail himself eventually.

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Okay. You could wait for him
to self-destruct, maybe,

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and in the meantime,
he casually invades your life,

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your recovery, your business,

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and he changes your
custody arrangement on a whim.

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But what's one more day of childcare after
six years of raising a kid by yourself

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while Danny pretends his life's
more important than yours?

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Sounds like he has you convinced.

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It's just who he is,

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who he's been allowed to be
by everyone. By me.

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So now it's your fault
that he's a lazy, selfish son of a bitch.

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That's rich.

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You should go on the road
with that routine.

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Speaking of the road,
aren't you late picking up Maya?

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Is this your car?

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It was our car, mine and Danny's.

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Okay, listen carefully.

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Convertible, German, bucket seats.

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You're on television now.
Have some self-respect.

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Great, you're here.
I'll go get Maya and tell her--

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Could we have a word outside, please?

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Yeah.

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Okay, so, what's this all about?

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You now have
50/50 custody of our daughter.

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I don't remember my lawyer
saying anything about that.

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No lawyers, no discussion,
just compliance.

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Okay. I get it.

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You want me outta your hair,
because how dare I swing by the house

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-that we co-own or participate…
-Danny.

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-…in the business that we co-own?
-I think you should stop.

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So you use our daughter to clip my wings.
Jesus Christ.

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Every time I think you have hit
your moral bottom,

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you somehow manage to sink even lower.

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Funny you should mention morality.

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Remember that college protest

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when you threw a brick through
the courthouse window

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-and spent two nights in jail?
-You think I'm ashamed of that?

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No,
I'm sure you're quite proud of yourself.

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But it does beg the question, Danny,
why was it only two nights?

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Last time I checked,

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damaging federal property
carried a sentence of up to ten years.

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So you're a lawyer now?

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Doesn't take a lawyer to figure out when
someone's cooperated with the authorities.

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Is that what happened?

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You just gave the cops some names and--

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I wonder what Jack and Jerry
would think of that.

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I wonder what all your new colleagues
would think of that.

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What happened to you?

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You do one segment on the news,
and you're suddenly--

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This is who I've always been, Danny.
I just never let you see it before.

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-It doesn't fit.
-I'm sure with a little effort.

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Look at me. I'm not up for this.

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Of course you are.

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It's just been a while since you…

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Left the house?

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I understand your trepidation,
but this dinner is important.

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These people are important,

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and they need to know
that we are important too.

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Why do you need these people to know
that you're important?

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They don't see us. They don't respect us.

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Their bigotry about our faith is something
they will have to reconcile with the Lord.

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But you know what the Games mean to me.

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Have meant to me since I was a boy,
watching with my father.

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Greatness achieved through discipline
and purity of mind.

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And to play some small part in that…

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They installed cameras today
in the neighborhood,

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on every light post, to catch the vandal.

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We're being watched now, at all times.

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How we handle that will chart our course.

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Can I get you something
to drink while you wait for your date?

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I'm not waiting.

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I'm dining by myself this evening.

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Even better.

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Wait a second.

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Did you go to MiraCosta
Community College for a few months?

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Like-- You look so familiar.

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I didn't.

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I would love
a glass of white wine, please.

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I used to get that all the time
when I first showed up on TV.

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"Did you grow up in Tampa?"

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Do I look like I grew up in Tampa?

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Then again, maybe I do.

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-Get a chance to decide?
-Oh, yes. Let me see here.

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-Do you need another minute?
-No, I'm almost--

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Is it really this hard?

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This life-or-death,
just to pick a goddamn entrée?

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I guess so. You know what?

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Maybe that crappy little car
is just right for you.

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Do you have any lighter fare?

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Everything here seems to
come with a sauce or--

241
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,617
Yeah, that's kinda his thing.

242
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:32,206
I'm not really a food guy per se,
but people seem to dig the surf and turf.

243
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,750
I don't usually eat shellfish.

244
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,545
Oh, my God, that's it!

245
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,005
You were on the news.

246
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,715
The leotard lady.

247
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,427
Oh, my God, you didn't go to MiraCosta.

248
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,930
-And now they'll all watch you…
-You'd never go there.

249
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,557
-I was thinking, "Maybe she"--
-…sucking a lobster tail,

250
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:55,229
that purple vein
filled with God knows what.

251
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,565
You know what? I think I do need
a few more minutes to decide.

252
00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,650
Thank you so much.

253
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,739
So, John, you're a mall man.

254
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,742
I develop commercial real estate,

255
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,120
so malls are a large part of my book.

256
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,206
Well, that's big business.

257
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,750
We've been happy with our growth.

258
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,128
No one happier than the missus, I'm sure.

259
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,797
Shop, shop, shop.

260
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,469
Maria, Heath was speaking to you.

261
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,055
I believe he was speaking about me.

262
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,518
Right.

263
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,939
It is a miracle when there's enough room
in the car for me and her bags.

264
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,527
-Can I top you off?
-We don't drink alcohol. Thank you.

265
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,447
You can partake in a little
merriment with us, can't you?

266
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,159
-God will understand.
-Fucking bitch.

267
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,953
This fucking bitch will put a steak knife

268
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,248
in your neck
if you ever talk like that again.

269
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,798
That seemed spicy. What'd you say?

270
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,391
I know what you're going through.

271
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,602
I don't think you do.

272
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,272
Picking off that menu, it's impossible.

273
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,319
Does the fact that I am
sitting here by myself,

274
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:31,408
and that I'm a woman, just entitle you
to walk up and talk to me?

275
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:36,205
I mean, if I was a businessman by myself,
would you do the same thing?

276
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,665
Probably not. Although--

277
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,000
-Maybe. Depends.
-Okay.

278
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,794
-Can I get the check, please?
-Oh, no, no. Hold on.

279
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,922
-Before you go, let me apologize.
-Please.

280
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,467
Not for talking to you,
because that's just normal human behavior.

281
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,760
It's more for this.

282
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,471
Why do I bother bringing you
the best produce in the country

283
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,181
if you don't want people to taste it?

284
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,392
Dumping all this butter
on this beautiful asparagus, you know?

285
00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:02,022
And don't let me get started on the pesto,
because the pesto is a crime.

286
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,736
I'm Carlos, by the way.
Look, I don't mean to impose--

287
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,112
I think it's a bit late for that.

288
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,075
No, but it would kill me
if you came all this way…

289
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,117
-I live very close by.
-…and you paid all this money…

290
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,537
No, and I haven't ordered anything

291
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,579
-off the menu.
-…and you don't try

292
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,665
-the very best thing in the restaurant.
-I don't wanna try anything else.

293
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,835
-I'm fine. Thank you.
-No. You must.

294
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,294
Please, put that down.

295
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,508
Take this.

296
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,135
Now…

297
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,265
Voilà.

298
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363
It's an Azoychka.
Not an uncommon cultivar.

299
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,991
That tastes like--
I mean, it reminds me of--

300
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,160
It reminds me of summer.

301
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,414
-When I was a kid.
-Yes.

302
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,499
That may be the best tomato
I've ever tasted.

303
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,252
Or maybe the only tomato I've ever tasted.

304
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:10,966
And now, sadly,
all food will be ruined for you forever.

305
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,801
Consider me ruined.

306
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,139
Listen, thank you for indulging me.

307
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,809
And, enjoy the rest of your tomato

308
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,312
and your night. I will…

309
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,314
-Where did you come from?
-Me?

310
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,441
Oh, yeah. The tomato.

311
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,692
Yeah.

312
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,404
They grow them on a small family farm
outside of Lodi.

313
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,864
Well, they must be magicians.

314
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,116
-No. You could grow these.
-Not a chance.

315
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,744
I have a black thumb.
I kill artificial plants.

316
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,495
That cannot be true.

317
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,832
-How would you know?
-I don't.

318
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:47,336
I just have a hunch that you don't
give yourself enough credit.

319
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,049
And to tell the truth, I don't have
the best luck in the garden either,

320
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,843
but I know what to buy
and I know how to sell it

321
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,387
at a handsome markup
to joints like this one.

322
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,432
So they can murder it
with butter and garlic?

323
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,643
Yes. Exactly.

324
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,520
Pleasure's a very simple thing.

325
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,231
People forget that.

326
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:11,777
You know,

327
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,153
you didn't tell me your name.

328
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,364
You don't have to, but you didn't.

329
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,242
I'm Kelly.

330
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,701
Nice to meet you, Kelly.

331
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:25,958
No. I'm not Kelly. I'm Sheila.

332
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,587
-Okay, well, nice to meet you, Sheila.
-I-- Nice to meet you, Carlos.

333
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,297
I don't know why I did that.

334
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:33,924
I was just trying to be, you know,

335
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,218
-mysterious and--
-No, no need to explain.

336
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,890
I love you, a bushel and a peck

337
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:45,435
I love you with a hug around the neck

338
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,481
Okay. Good night.

339
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,034
Daddy.

340
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,662
I know, sweetheart. And I wanna help you,

341
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,999
but not as much as I want you
to learn on your own. Okay?

342
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:08,750
You can do it.

343
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,464
Have a good run.

344
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,134
Find something great in it.

345
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,180
Food, clothing, services.

346
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:26,268
Now, imagine
a state-of-the-art retail village

347
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,896
built just a couple hundred yards
from the athletes' quarters.

348
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:32,149
A public private partnership.

349
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,403
-Well, that sounds exciting.
-I think it's the future.

350
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,988
But I'd like to pitch you on another role.

351
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:41,033
-Course.
-Porta potties.

352
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,286
Excuse me?

353
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,039
We'll need something
on the order of 5,000 porta potties

354
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,874
around the competition sites.

355
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:53,337
And given your background in construction,
we think you could be our man.

356
00:20:55,964 --> 00:21:00,552
I can source toilets, sure, but I think
there's a bigger opportunity here to--

357
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,596
Tell you what, you nail this,

358
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,765
and you'll have a lot of fans
on the committee.

359
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,144
Sure.

360
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,605
Good man.
We'll loop you in with logistics.

361
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,815
Yeah. Loop me in.

362
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,903
Can I have a private word
with my wife, please?

363
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,078
That was Heath Rudiger on the phone.

364
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:31,667
After weeks and weeks of networking
with the LA Games Committee,

365
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,295
I've been assigned porta potties.

366
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:42,594
My contribution to the '84 Games
will be toilets.

367
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,597
And this is my fault?

368
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,350
Your behavior at dinner
certainly contributed.

369
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,060
-That isn't fair.
-Isn't it?

370
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,190
You just invent new ways to humiliate me.

371
00:21:56,525 --> 00:22:00,529
You have an affair,
you mock me in front of strangers.

372
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,990
I'm made a captive in my own home.

373
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,366
And in spite of that,

374
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,660
I'm expected to be obedient and--

375
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:13,417
If you want peace, John,
things are gonna have to change.

376
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:22,259
I'm trying to figure out
what this reminds me of.

377
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,263
It's on the tip of my tongue.

378
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,349
My older sister's lip gloss.

379
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:32,936
It smelled just as good as this
and tasted just as terrible,

380
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,980
so caramel is out.

381
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,154
-You okay?
-Yes, I'm fine.

382
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,074
'Cause in the meeting you seem very, just…

383
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,662
We don't have to do any of this.

384
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,122
Hand to God, Sheila,

385
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,125
if dealing with the cookies
is too much for you given your--

386
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,837
-Just your health comes first.
-I'm actually fine.

387
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,466
Really? Because you seem
very distracted and it feels--

388
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,592
I met someone.

389
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,678
I think. I mean, no, I know I met him.

390
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:11,642
I just think he could maybe be someone.

391
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,478
-Oh, my Lord in heaven.
-Stop.

392
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,897
Wait, no, here I am
thinking you're-- And you're--

393
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,899
-You met someone? Tell me everything.
-Yeah.

394
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,110
There's nothing to tell,
really. I mean, we talked.

395
00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:26,949
And he was funny
and he seemed kind of real.

396
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,576
-He fed me.
-Stop.

397
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,955
And, I gave him my phone number.

398
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,040
I just wrote it down and gave it to him.

399
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,292
I me-- Who am I?

400
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,379
I'm so sorry,

401
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,880
-but I think about you so much…
-Stop.

402
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,091
…and I am always afraid to ask.

403
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:47,719
-And then you have this beautiful news--
-No, it's nothing yet.

404
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,054
-Yeah, it's-- Of course.
-Yeah.

405
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,557
-I'm just gonna eat cookies.
-I mean, maybe it's something.

406
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,975
It actually started with the cookies.

407
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,228
I went to a restaurant alone
to try to figure out what I like.

408
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,729
Anyway, he--

409
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:02,693
He showed up
and, well, turns out maybe I do know.

410
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,158
-Maybe.
-Maybe.

411
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:12,202
But I know I don't like
caramel or strawberry.

412
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:16,290
I love you, a bushel and a peck

413
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:21,420
-I love you with a hug around the neck
-Love you. Neck, yes.

414
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,215
Okay. Good night.

415
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,849
Shit. Fuck.

416
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,647
Oh, shit.

417
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:39,957
Oh, God.

418
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,588
Okay.

419
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:52,469
So, over the loop,
over the thing, you go around the tree.

420
00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:55,347
Then you do the next one.

421
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,141
Count your blessings.

422
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:02,229
You are living a gift.
Not everyone's so lucky.

423
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,314
Run free.

424
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:05,983
Assholes.

425
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,067
And--

426
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,614
No, the keys. Grab the ke-- All right.
Let's go, come on. Let's go.

427
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,016
Sorry. Can you drink coffee
while you're doing that?

428
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,478
I don't know.

429
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:48,650
So how's that going?

430
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:53,447
-You're asking me how pumping is going?
-Sure, yeah.

431
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,157
You know, it's part of it, right?

432
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,201
This crazy ride we're all on.

433
00:26:58,368 --> 00:26:59,411
-Right.
-The balance of being

434
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,205
a parent and a professional.

435
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,834
Right. Well, going swell.

436
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,171
Good.

437
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,215
I have a daughter.

438
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:13,383
Maya.

439
00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:19,264
It's so strange how these things
that give life meaning

440
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:23,644
can leave us feeling so disconnected
from ourselves.

441
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,189
But maybe that's the point, you know?

442
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:30,609
To come out of this changed and better.

443
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:32,819
And it's not about balance at all.

444
00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:35,739
It is sacrifice so that we can grow.

445
00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:39,910
You know what gets me through?

446
00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:42,621
I humbly submit.

447
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:50,087
One day, I'm gonna be sucked dry
and I'll have nothing left to offer.

448
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:54,007
Not to the kids, not to my job. Nothing.

449
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,177
And then it'll be over.

450
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:07,729
-I'm gonna get you another coffee.
-Yeah.

451
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,068
Love it if it was hot.

452
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:19,241
-We love the chocolate.
-Wonderful.

453
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:23,287
But my profit participation
goes up 50 basis points every quarter.

454
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:29,918
Yay.

455
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,556
Okay.

456
00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:48,729
-Go ahead.
-Okay. Yeah.

457
00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:52,983
-Hello.
-Hey, Deb.

458
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,986
-Danny Banany! Who died?
-No one.

459
00:28:56,069 --> 00:29:00,282
No one died. I just wanted to call
and check on my baby sister.

460
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,951
-It's been a long time.
-Are you high?

461
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:05,662
No. I'm not.

462
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:07,873
Me neither.

463
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:13,128
You know, I was just sitting here

464
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:16,715
and I was thinking,
do you need a place to stay right now?

465
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:20,594
I mean, you know me, Banany,
I always do and never do. Why?

466
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:25,724
Well, I just happen to have
a foldout couch,

467
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:30,604
in this vibrant coastal hamlet,
and it's just calling your name.

468
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:33,857
You could come and hang
and refresh your tan.

469
00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,859
-What happened?
-What do you mean?

470
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:38,946
I left you a message
about Avery's untimely death,

471
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,697
and I didn't hear a word from you.

472
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,283
You know how much I loved that bird.

473
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,623
Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

474
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,918
Sheila and I are getting a divorce.

475
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,628
There it is.

476
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,173
Oh, no.

477
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,553
I don't know if you're trying to
sound sad or surprised.

478
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:06,390
I'm sorry. How are you coping?

479
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:07,599
I…

480
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:13,480
I've got Maya half the time and it
turns out that I'm a fraud of a dad.

481
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:18,569
And beyond that,
I'm pretty fucking lost, Deb,

482
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:20,070
and I could use some help.

483
00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,490
And I've got grass.

484
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:26,952
I'll be on the next bus.

485
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,329
Great.

486
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,498
Good football.

487
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:37,796
A ball to Schneider.
He'll fling it wide to Miller.

488
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,301
Good evening.

489
00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:43,844
You have no idea.

490
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,639
-Should we go upstairs?
-Nope.

491
00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:51,143
-Let me just turn off the game here.
-The only thing I need you to do

492
00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,896
is get these slacks off before--

493
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,025
I broke your belt buckle. Oops.

494
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,070
Something sure put a battery in your back.

495
00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:03,197
Yeah. I have news.

496
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,616
Okay.

497
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:10,037
I-- Sheila and I just closed
an endorsement deal

498
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,872
with a diet food company.

499
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,124
A lucrative one.

500
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,752
Well, you sure have been busy.

501
00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:19,713
Okay.

502
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:23,926
I hope you understand
the spirit with which--

503
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:27,095
Jesus. Spit it out, Greta. Okay.

504
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:36,688
The thing is, I haven't felt good about us
these last few months.

505
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,068
It's like, the more we became partners,

506
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:45,489
the less we were, you know, partners.

507
00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:51,119
And I just think it would be better,
healthier,

508
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:57,334
if we ran the business… without you.

509
00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:05,008
Ern, I just wanna get us back to normal--

510
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:06,385
I'd like to watch the game.

511
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:14,935
Just into the attacking form.

512
00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,118
Try left side.

513
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:38,500
You're doing it.
Fighting, winning, hurting, healing.

514
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:43,130
This is good. You're good.

515
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:50,095
And yet, here you are in the bathroom,
talking to yourself.

516
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:52,347
Hard to spin that one, isn't it?

517
00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,282
-Hi.
-Hi.

518
00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:13,410
So, I was thinking Italian.
You know, there's also--