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There she is!
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You excited for the show?
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Don't be nervous. You're gonna do great.
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You make a perfect Statue of Liberty.
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Daddy and I are very proud of you.
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And after the show,
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I have something very important
that I need to talk to you about.
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Big changes are happening.
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All good things. All--
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Hello?
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Carlos?
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Nope. Sorry, it's just me, not Carlos.
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What are you doing here? What is going on?
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We said that we would meet at the school.
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Yeah, and you also said
that her costume would be in her bag.
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There was the toga. There was the crown,
but there's no torch. No torch.
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- I-- What?
- Mommy?
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Hi, sweetie. Oh, my goodness.
You so excited for the show?
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No.
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Don't be nervous. You're gonna do great.
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You make a perfect Statue of Liberty.
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Not without my torch.
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Jesus Christ. The undercarriage
of this couch is absolutely disturbing.
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When was the last time you just--
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Maya, hey, come on.
Can you go look in your room, please?
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She's not gonna find it in there
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because I packed her entire costume
in the bag that she took to your house.
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All you had to do was not lose it, Danny.
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Damn it, we don't have any time.
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- This is a mess.
- Yeah, the pressure's on, Sheila.
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I've already sweat through one sport coat.
Want me to ruin a second one?
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I want you to stop fucking up every single
thing that you come into contact with.
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I want you to stop fucking everyone too,
including my assistant.
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Wow. Okay, well,
I'm trying to help Maya right now,
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and you're the one
that's making it about something else.
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But I could ask you what you believe
this revolving door of lovers
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- that you're subjecting--
- I found it!
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My farm animal set.
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Maya, we thought you had found the torch.
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No, that's not here.
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Well, we don't know that. Not yet.
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Can I have a snack?
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Sweetie, I don't think
we have time for a snack before the show.
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But I'm hungry.
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Okay, well,
maybe I can quickly make you something.
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What sounds yummy, sweetheart?
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Mommy doesn't really keep yummy stuff
in her house, sweetheart,
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so maybe try to think
of something not yummy.
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How about Daddy makes you a snack?
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Does that sound good, sweetie?
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All right.
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It's a big change, for sure.
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But that's what life is all about,
is changes and challenges...
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No. Oh, no. No! How?
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No one sees that. It's not even there.
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It's not even finished.
You don't have time to make it right.
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You already did this.
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Now end it.
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I've got an idea.
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How about we perform torchless?
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You know, we just mime it.
Just play pretend.
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I mean, that's what plays really are.
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Come on, don't bullshit her.
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Danny, could you please not swear
so much in front of Maya?
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Yeah, no, that's the most damaging thing
going on around here.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Okay.
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What?
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I don't appreciate these
passive-aggressive accusations that you--
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Look, I have a right
to look after Maya's well-being.
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It is breathtaking how delusional you are.
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No, no, you don't get to throw that shit
at me anymore, okay?
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Not after the sacrifices that I have made.
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What have you ever denied yourself?
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I would love an itemized list of the
sacrifices you have made for your family.
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- Then I will fucking make a list for you!
- Daddy!
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- Do you have a fucking pen?
- Stop screaming! You're scaring her!
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I am? I'm scaring her? Me?
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- Yes, you!
- Mommy!
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I am so fucking tired of you
blaming me for every goddamn thing
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that happens in this family
or in this world.
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Do you know what? Yes, I might
misplace a torch or two once in a while,
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but I'm not a bad person!
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- The insa--
- Grown-ups!
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Maya, take that out of your mouth
right now, please.
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Maya, this isn't funny.
Take that out. Sheila?
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Honey, spit it out.
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- Spit it out.
- I can't. I swallowed her.
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This is serious, Maya. You have to
spit this out of your mouth right now.
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- Stop it! You're scaring her. You're okay.
- Well, she's scaring me!
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- She's okay.
- We're going to the hospital right now.
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- No, we are not.
- No! No hospital!
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You don't get a vote. You've just put
something very dangerous in your body.
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You're panicking. Calm down.
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Yeah, of course, I'm panicking!
And for good reason! Follow my lead!
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Just take a second, please.
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Hold on a second while my daughter
dies of toxic levels of piggy plastic?
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Okay. You know what, sweetie?
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Please stay here.
I'm just gonna talk to Daddy for a second.
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Come with me.
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God! Would you stop manhandling me?
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- Jesus Christ.
- You need to pull it together.
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We don't fucking know
what that pig is even made out of.
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It could be lead or mercury or barium!
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We don't know that.
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I have high hopes for Maya's death, okay?
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I would like her to be in her 90s.
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I would like her to be surrounded
by friends and family.
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Not six years old, surrounded
by fucking toxic farm animals.
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- So, yes, I'm scared, okay?
- Okay. I get it.
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You're taking this seriously
because it's serious.
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Yes.
And I would like that out of her ASAP.
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We're on the same team here. We just--
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- Take a breath with me, okay?
- What?
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Inhale through the nose. Exhale...
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through the mouth. Inhale.
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Take a beat.
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Do we still have the encyclopedia set
that your dad made me buy?
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We do.
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Okay. On-the-fives tummy check.
How's your tummy feeling now, Maya?
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Same. Fine.
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Okay, and you'll tell us
if it's any different, won't you?
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Okay, barium, what have you got for us?
Okay. "Ingestion can lead to
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organ failure and developmental problems."
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Okay, well,
we don't know that it contains barium.
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And also, it has a higher risk in children
because of their more rapid metabolism,
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and barium can also spontaneously combust.
That's fun.
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I hate this country.
I actually hate all countries.
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Would you take this back
to Maya's room, please?
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I just think that if we could find out
where we got the toy,
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then we could get the brand
and find the box and read the label,
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and then I could feel--
we could feel less scared.
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I think it was a gift.
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I really don't think
I would have bought her a farm-themed toy.
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Grandma Lolli!
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Grandma Lolli bought me a farm set
for my birthday.
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Really? Are you sure, sweetie?
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She said,
"Your mommy would never buy you this."
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That sounds exactly like Grandma Lolli.
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Very good. Great job, Maya. Okay.
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I can call. I don't have the baggage.
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I'm good.
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Okay.
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Daddy, come here!
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Yes, he's here right now.
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They're talking about you.
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Because he's still her father, and I--
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Maybe it is confusing for her.
I don't know. I--
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Mother, can we not?
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I just need you to remember
where you purchased the set because--
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because Maya loves it so much,
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and I was planning on giving one
to her friend for her birthday.
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Which friend? Jenny S.? Jenny G.? Jenny--
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Don't interrupt Mommy
when she's lying to Lolli, okay?
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Tummy check?
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I feel a little like going.
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Okay, that's potty time.
That's all I need to hear.
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All aboard.
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I really--
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I don't understand why it's insu--
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Wait, what are you getting?
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Please, Mother, don't.
Please, don't get off the phone.
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This is ten dollars.
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It's a lot of money.
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And all of it is yours if you just go
to the bathroom, okay?
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It's gonna be right here waiting for you,
all right?
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Hey, any intel from Cruella?
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- A lot, actually.
- Okay.
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She found the check
that she bought the toy with.
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That's impressive.
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So she called Clemson's Toys,
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- which is, of course, closed.
- Less impressive.
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But she knows Mrs. Clemson
from her garden club,
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- so she called their house.
- Okay.
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And she got on the line
with Mr. Clemson himself.
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Keystone Collectibles
Farm and Barnyard Set.
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Grandma Lolli coming through.
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- Sorry.
- No.
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- Great. Great, good. Yeah.
- That's fine. Yeah, no.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna go call the old ladies
at the reference desk at the library,
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so wish me luck.
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- But it's nine o'clock.
- They're there.
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They'll be there all night.
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Hey.
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How are you doing?
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Well, when my daughter is finally
off of the can,
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the entire family is coming down there.
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Sweet treats for the ladies
at the reference desk, I'll tell you that.
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Okay, Joyce. Thank you. Bye.
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Oh, my God. I don't care what anyone says,
the library is fucking cool as shit.
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Okay. Good news?
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- Great news. They looked up the toy set.
- Yeah?
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They looked up every single
material listed. Nothing toxic.
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- Okay! No barium?
- No barium!
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And just like that,
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I love this goddamn country again.
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- Oh, man.
- Oh, my God.
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I don't know what happened
with that kiss thing.
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I think I just forgot for a second
what my life actually was.
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It was nothing.
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I'm just
grateful that we figured this out.
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- Together.
- Yeah.
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I want you to know that.
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Yeah, me too.
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Because, you know, it just--
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- And you will take over?
- Okay. Yes.
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- You be the head of the poop patrol.
- Okay. Uh-huh.
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And I'm gonna go ahead and head home.
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And just give me a call
when it emerges. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
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I'm not going to sleep anyway,
so you should go.
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- Get some rest. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm not pooping without Daddy.
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Well, that's very sweet, but--
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I want a whole-family pizza party
or no poop!
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Hey. Come on in. You don't have to
wait out there.
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That'll be 8.50.
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Wow. Really?
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Well, I hope some of that is trickling
down to you and your ilk.
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Oh, shit. Shit. No. No, no.
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I thought I had cash in here, but I don't.
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No one here has 8.50?
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Yes, shut up. Sorry.
Yes, people here do have 8.50.
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My ex-wife is here.
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And she has lots of 8.50
'cause she's rich.
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I am just Danny.
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Tell you what I would like
to not have to do
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is go ask my ex-wife,
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in front of my daughter who's also here...
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for 8.50 to pay for this pizza, okay?
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Can you help me out here?
Can you save my life?
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Are you familiar
with the French luxury brand Hermès?
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This is not available. This is my mom's.
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Well, no, it's my wife's.
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Ex-wife. Jesus Christ.
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Fuck. It's been a day.
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What is going on right now?
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Do you smoke? Because I have grass.
I can pay you in gra--
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Just take the pizza.
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- I can have it?
- Yeah.
242
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Oh, my God. Trent. Trent, thank you.
You saved me.
243
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,129
- End this hug, or I'll take it back.
- Yes.
244
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,673
You're right. That's fair.
245
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,634
Oh, my God.
246
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:27,599
{\an8}I don't know if you care or whatever,
but this was knocked over outside.
247
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,018
{\an8}Or, like, hidden maybe, in the bushes.
248
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,729
{\an8}Anyway, it might have been ran over.
It might have been by me.
249
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,404
Cheap pizza.
250
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,031
It will destroy me, but I accept my fate.
251
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,033
Like Scoots.
252
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,911
- How dare you? God.
- What's Scoots?
253
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:52,082
- It's a restaurant on Catalina...
- A human rights violation.
254
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,542
...which is an island.
255
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,628
Which is where your mom
and I went for our honeymoon.
256
00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,048
And a honeymoon is a vacation
that you take after you get married.
257
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,801
- I know about honeymoons.
- Okay.
258
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,262
So, one afternoon during our honeymoon,
259
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,139
your daddy rented a sailboat
260
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,265
to take us out,
261
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,894
and look at the sunset
and sip champagne and--
262
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,062
- Kiss and stuff?
- Exactly.
263
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,399
But before we got on the boat,
we went to this restaurant, Scoots.
264
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,527
And then everything changed.
265
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,822
Yeah. But not right away.
266
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:28,994
We went out on the boat first, and,
you know, it was a truly beautiful day.
267
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,332
It was. Pink skies, perfect weather.
268
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,919
That's when the pooping started.
269
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,465
Did the boat have a potty?
270
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,967
Yeah, well, let's just say
at the beginning of the trip,
271
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,469
the boat did have a potty,
272
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,304
and by the end...
273
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,057
Daddy broke the potty.
274
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,315
TV on the toilet. The American dream.
275
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,860
I bet Reagan's
doing the same thing as we speak.
276
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,196
You want a drink?
Like a glass of wine, beer?
277
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,906
No, no, I'm good.
278
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,617
Well, yeah. Yeah, of course, I do.
279
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,577
I don't know why I said that just now.
280
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:13,747
What kind of wine are you pouring
these days?
281
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,259
I don't wanna get into this right now.
282
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,470
- I'm really tired. And I just--
- Yeah. All right.
283
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,348
Were you gonna tell me, or were you
just gonna wait until I found out?
284
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:35,310
Of course, I was gonna tell you.
We have to work out the logistics.
285
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,646
Didn't think I would care?
Like I wouldn't have feelings about it?
286
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:42,484
I know you do. But your feelings aren't--
287
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:44,820
aren't my job anymore.
288
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,782
Is it him?
289
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,451
Are you moving in with your boyfriend?
290
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,787
I don't have to tell you that.
291
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,794
Carlos and I broke up.
292
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,632
I bought a place at the beach.
293
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,635
At-- Not the--
294
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,722
The place that we've talked about
and looked at?
295
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,974
In LA. Santa Monica.
296
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,602
Sheila, you hate LA.
297
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,771
We moved to San Diego because you hate LA.
298
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,565
I'm starting over. Clean slate.
299
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,318
Sure. Bought and paid for by John Breem.
300
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,529
Bought and paid for by me. Fuck you.
301
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,325
We were just saying goodbye that night.
302
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,453
Not that I owe you
an explanation for that.
303
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,915
While you were sleeping with my assistant.
304
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,875
What do you mean s-- "goodbye?"
305
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:45,172
He's gone to be a fundamentalist
with his wife and family.
306
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:53,805
And how are you doing with that?
307
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,807
Do you really care?
308
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,352
Yes. Always.
309
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,648
I'm angry, and I'm jealous.
310
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,316
Yeah, me too.
311
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,028
Not of her, of him.
312
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,782
Having something so solid to return to.
313
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,911
Yeah, that sounds pretty great.
314
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,749
I think it's coming out!
315
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,339
Well, does anybody wanna say anything?
316
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,886
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you do the honors?
317
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:33,971
You've earned it.
318
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,229
I love you, a bushel and a peck
319
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:47,484
I love you with a hug around the neck
320
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,154
I love you, my big girl.
321
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,409
Love you, Maya. Never change.
322
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,286
I love you, Mommy.
323
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,954
And I forgive you, Daddy.
324
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:02,040
You didn't mean to drive scary.
Night night.
325
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,045
And I'm sorry.
326
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,386
- I don't care. No.
- Do you?
327
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,971
No, I don't care.
328
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,061
I made a mistake. I am sorry.
329
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,313
It isn't something...
330
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,024
and go on and on and on about.
331
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,108
I'm not...
332
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,989
You know, in retrospect,
I'm glad we never got a dog.
333
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,993
Me too, I guess.
334
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,537
Just one too many things to keep alive.
335
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,168
So that's why she was a mouse.
336
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,088
Yeah. I feel like shit about it.
337
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,382
Well, what's that gonna change?
338
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,260
Nothing.
339
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,976
Mattaes Healy, you ever talked
to Maya about him?
340
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,564
You're that desperate
to change the subject?
341
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,857
Yeah, clearly.
342
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,235
No. God, no. Why would I?
343
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,153
'Cause he's part of your life story.
344
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,865
You know, I took his Stoics lecture
out of pure spite.
345
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,284
I don't think he cared or noticed.
346
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:25,290
I was so infuriated that he got to--
that he proposed to you, and you said yes.
347
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042
I never went through with it.
348
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,961
And you were seeing someone else too.
349
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,380
Ellen from Fresno.
350
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,298
Another student, not a department chair.
351
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,927
But all I wanted was you.
352
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,804
Don't do this.
353
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:39,930
You don't ever do that?
354
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:44,351
You don't ever look back
and just kinda think about that time?
355
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,438
I try not to. I'm moving forward.
356
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,650
That's the whole point. This is why
I need a fresh start, just to--
357
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,152
You try not to.
So that means that sometimes you--
358
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,946
- I don't pine over our college--
- Affair.
359
00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:00,117
That's what it was. You and me.
That's how we started.
360
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,702
Our clandestine affair.
361
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,996
I know what it was.
I don't think about it.
362
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,915
Well, I don't believe you.
363
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,462
To this day, I have never seen
you happier than you were then.
364
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,384
We were children. Children are happy.
We were playacting.
365
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,387
We were in love, and we were making love.
366
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:24,266
And we were 20. We were hardly children.
367
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,642
It wasn't real life.
368
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,644
You liked it.
369
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:30,898
Don't tell me what I like.
370
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,151
You don't know what I like anymore.
I have other things now.
371
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,694
- My work.
- Back then.
372
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,072
And besides, I've been lying to people
about my feelings my whole life.
373
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,451
I'm very good at it. I always have been.
374
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:43,577
Don't do that.
375
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,080
Don't minimize what we had
in our little bubble.
376
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,834
I knew you to your marrow back then.
377
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,211
And it was special.
378
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,463
We're over, Danny.
379
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,090
Yeah, I know. Believe me.
380
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,432
I'm just talking about
being grateful, okay?
381
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,102
And I bet John Breem was grateful too
for whatever bubble you had with him.
382
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,687
You wanna fight? Is that it?
383
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,689
No, I don't. I just--
384
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,567
I want you to admit
that then was real and good.
385
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,654
Fine. Back then was good.
386
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,448
Maybe a bubble is the only place
that's good for me.
387
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,950
Is that what you're saying?
388
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,911
No, I don't think so.
389
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,373
I should go.
390
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,251
You drunk enough to drive?
391
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,961
That's witty.
392
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,004
I've overstayed my welcome.
393
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,132
No.
394
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,220
On the contrary,
I feel like you're finally making sense.
395
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,139
An affair is the best
that I could hope for in my love life.
396
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:52,354
Compartmentalized, sexy but shameful,
temporary, destined to fail.
397
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,024
The only thing I can really ever
be married to is my work, right?
398
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,361
So I should move to LA,
where everybody's terrible, like me.
399
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,529
Don't say that.
400
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,615
I am terrible.
I'm a terrible fucking person.
401
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,700
Let me show you.
402
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,703
No, come. Come with me.
403
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:08,954
Let me show you.
404
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,333
You know, Carlos is a good person,
or so you said.
405
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,252
And you chose him.
So that should mean something.
406
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,171
Yeah, he is. Yeah. But not me.
407
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:22,467
That's me, Lady Liberty.
A big fucking liar.
408
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,805
- Mystery solved. Yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,557
I forgot that I hadn't finished it,
410
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,309
and I forgot
that I didn't put it in the bag,
411
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,602
so I buried it.
412
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,479
Good people don't do this
to their daughters.
413
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,648
Good people don't exist. Okay?
414
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,276
It's purely a myth.
Everyone is mostly terrible.
415
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,070
Here. Case in point. Look at this.
416
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,531
- I was in here earlier, and I--
- Just snooping around my room?
417
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,408
Yes, I was snooping around your room,
418
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:50,037
and it really meant something to me
that you held on to this,
419
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:53,040
that it meant something to you,
even though my mother gave it to you,
420
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,209
and you didn't even like her.
For good reason.
421
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,920
But I kept it.
I slipped it into my pocket.
422
00:22:58,754 --> 00:22:59,755
Terrible me.
423
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,298
Your mom didn't give me that.
424
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,884
That's from my cousin Judy
when I was a bridesmaid at her wedding.
425
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:10,599
No. No, my mother gave this to you
when you were a bride in our wedding.
426
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,941
Well, I have no memory of
that because I'm a terrible person.
427
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:20,901
- No, you're not.
- Goddamn it!
428
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:25,239
Danny, please just stop thinking
that you know me because you don't, okay?
429
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,241
- Nobody does.
- God, fuck!
430
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,910
Goddamn it!
431
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,755
I'm gonna make you a bed on the couch.
432
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,651
This lack of sleep is going
to show on your skin tomorrow.
433
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,821
You don't want him to come in here.
434
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,699
You don't want him to.
435
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,118
You don't.
436
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:12,911
You don't.
437
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,885
It's over. Go to sleep.
438
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,657
Hey.
439
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,654
- Hey.
- Yeah?
440
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:13,657
I should probably go to my room,
you know, for Maya.
441
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,034
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
442
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:18,787
Yeah. We don't want her to get
the wrong impression.
443
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:35,804
- My breath probably smells terrible.
- No, it's fine. Mine is--
444
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:38,974
Yeah.
445
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,893
Mine is pretty terrible.
446
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,688
Hey, did you--
447
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:51,486
Did you really mean what you said,
that I don't really know you?
448
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,741
There it is again. That need.
449
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,286
You don't have to give him this.
You don't owe him a thing.
450
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:06,210
Danny, you know me as well as anyone.
451
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:09,963
Yeah.