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她來了

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妳期待表演嗎?

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不要緊張,妳一定會表現得很好

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妳好像自由女神喔

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爸爸跟我以妳為榮

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表演結束後

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我有非常重要的事要跟妳說

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即將有很大的改變

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都是好的改變,都...

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是誰?

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卡洛斯?

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不,抱歉,是我,不是卡洛斯

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你來幹嘛?怎麼了?

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我們說好在學校碰面的

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對,妳也說她的戲服會放在袋子裡

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有羅馬長袍,也有皇冠
但是沒有火炬,沒火炬

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- 我...什麼?
- 媽咪

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嗨,親愛的,天啊,妳很期待表演嗎?

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不期待

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不要緊張,妳一定會表現得很好

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妳好像自由女神喔

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沒有火炬就不像了

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天啊,這沙發的底座太髒亂了

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妳到底有沒有...

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瑪雅,嘿,拜託
可以請妳去妳房間找找嗎?

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沒有在房間

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因為我把整套戲服都裝在
她帶去你家的那個袋子裡

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丹尼,你只要別把它搞丟就好了

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該死,我們沒時間了

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- 真是一團亂
- 對,席拉,現在壓力很大

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我流的汗已經濕透一件休閒外套
要我毀掉第二件嗎?

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我希望你不要再搞砸
你接觸到的每一件事情

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我也希望你不要再跟所有人上床了
包括我的助理

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哇,好,我正忙著幫瑪雅

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是妳偏要岔開話題

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但我也可以問妳,妳征服的那些

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- 一個接一個的情人...
- 我找到了

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我的農場動物組

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瑪雅,我們以為妳是找到了火炬

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不,不在這裡

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很難說,還不確定

42
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我可以吃個點心嗎?

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親愛的,表演前我們可能沒時間吃點心了

44
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但我好餓

45
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好吧,也許我能快速幫妳弄個吃的

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寶貝,妳想吃什麼好吃的?

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寶貝,媽咪家裡沒有好吃的東西

48
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所以妳還是想個不好吃的東西吧

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不然爸爸幫妳弄點心吧?

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寶貝,妳覺得怎麼樣?

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好

52
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這當然是很大的改變

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但人生就是這樣,充滿了轉變和挑戰...

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不...怎麼會?

55
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沒人看到,它不在這裡

56
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根本還沒做完,妳沒時間把它做好

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妳已經搞砸了

58
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做個了結吧

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我想到辦法了

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還是表演時不要拿火炬?

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我們假裝有,玩扮家家酒

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話劇其實就是這麼回事

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拜託,別唬爛她

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丹尼,可以請你不要
常常在瑪雅面前說髒話嗎?

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對,那真是這個家裡最有破壞力的事

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可以跟你談一下嗎?

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好

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怎樣?

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我不喜歡你這種被動攻擊式的指控...

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聽著,我有權利維護瑪雅的幸福

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你的妄想還真誇張

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不...妳不能再那樣說我了,知道嗎?

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尤其在我做出那麼多犧牲之後

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你拒絕過自己什麼?

75
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我想要一份詳細清單
列出你為家庭做過的犧牲

76
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- 那我就他媽的列一份清單給妳
- 爸爸

77
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- 妳他媽的有筆嗎?
- 不要大吼大叫,你嚇到她了

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我?我嚇到她?是我嗎?

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- 對,是你
- 媽咪

80
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我他媽的再也受不了
妳把每一件該死的事情都怪在我頭上

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無論是發生在這個家,還是這個世界

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我告訴妳,沒錯,我可能偶爾會弄丟火炬

83
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但我不是壞人

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- 你...
- 大人們

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瑪雅,請妳把嘴裡那東西拿出來

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瑪雅,這不好玩,拿出來,席拉?

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親愛的,把它吐出來

88
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- 把它吐出來
- 沒辦法,我把它吞下去了

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瑪雅,我是說真的
妳得馬上把那東西吐出來

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- 住手,你嚇到她了,妳沒事
- 她才嚇到我了

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- 她沒事
- 我們馬上去醫院

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- 我們沒有要去
- 不,不要去醫院

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妳沒得選擇
妳剛剛把很危險的東西吞到肚子裡

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你太緊張了,冷靜點

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對,我當然緊張
緊張是對的,照我說的做

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請你先冷靜

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先等一下
先等我的女兒死於有毒的塑膠小豬?

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好了,親愛的,我跟妳說

99
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請先待在這裡,我要跟爸爸說一下話

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跟我來

101
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{\an8}《舞出新方向》

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老天,妳可以不要再用力拉我嗎?

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- 搞什麼?
- 你得冷靜下來

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我們根本他媽的不知道
那隻小豬是用什麼做的

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可能是鉛或汞或鋇

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我們不能確定

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我希望瑪雅很長壽,好嗎?

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我希望她能活到90幾歲

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我希望她的家人和朋友都在身邊

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而不是只活到六歲
身邊只有該死的有毒農場動物

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- 所以,對,我很害怕,好嗎?
- 好,我懂

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因為這件事很嚴重,所以你嚴肅看待

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對,我希望趕快把那個東西拿出來

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我們的目標一致,我們先...

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- 跟我一起深呼吸,好嗎?
- 什麼?

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用鼻子吸氣,吐氣...

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從嘴巴,吸氣

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暫停一下

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妳爸逼我買的那套百科全書還在嗎?

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還在

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好,每五分鐘檢查一次肚子
瑪雅,妳的肚子感覺如何?

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一樣,很好

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好,如果有變化,妳會告訴我們,對嗎?

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好,鋇,上頭寫了什麼?
好,“誤食可能導致...

125
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器官衰竭和發育問題”

126
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好,我們不能確定裡頭有含鋇

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而且,由於兒童的新陳代謝較快
因此風險更高

128
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鋇還可能自燃,真有趣

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我恨這個國家,其實,我恨所有國家

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可以請你把這個拿回瑪雅的房間嗎?

131
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我只是認為
如果我們能知道那玩具是從哪來的

132
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那麼我們就能找到品牌
找到盒子,看看標籤

133
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這樣我就...我們就不會那麼害怕了

134
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那好像是收到的禮物

135
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我真的不認為我會買農場主題的玩具給她

136
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糖糖奶奶送我一組農場玩具當生日禮物

137
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真的嗎?親愛的,妳確定嗎?

138
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她說:“妳媽咪絕不會買這個給妳”

139
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那完全就是糖糖奶奶會說的話

140
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非常好,做得好,瑪雅,好

141
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我可以打給她,我跟她沒過節

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我可以

143
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好

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爸爸,過來

145
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對,他在這裡

146
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她們在說你

147
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因為他還是她的爸爸,而我...

148
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也許她還是很困惑,我不知道,我...

149
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媽媽,先別說這個吧

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我只是要妳回想
那組玩具是在哪裡買的,因為...

151
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因為瑪雅真的很喜歡

152
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我打算送一組給她朋友當生日禮物

153
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,129
哪個朋友?珍妮S.?珍妮G.?珍妮...

154
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,841
媽咪在騙糖糖時,妳不要插話,好嗎?

155
00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,133
妳的肚子還好嗎?

156
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,927
我覺得有點想大便

157
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,513
好,該上廁所了,這就是我最想聽到的

158
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請上車

159
00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:17,516
我真的...

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我不懂這樣為何是...

161
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等等,妳想表達什麼?

162
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,940
媽媽,拜託,別這樣,請妳不要掛電話

163
00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,035
這是10美元

164
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很大一筆錢

165
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只要妳上廁所,這筆錢就歸妳,好嗎?

166
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就在這裡等著妳,好嗎?

167
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嘿,庫伊拉有說什麼嗎?

168
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- 她說了很多
- 好

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她找到買那個玩具時的支票

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非常厲害

171
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,844
於是她打給克林森玩具公司

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- 那間公司當然倒了
- 沒那麼厲害了

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但是她在園藝社團認識了克林森太太

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- 所以她打去他們家
- 好

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她聯絡上克林森先生本人

176
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,772
奇士通收藏系列的農場與庭院組

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00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,400
糖糖奶奶太優秀了

178
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,070
- 對不起
- 沒關係

179
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,157
- 很好...好,對
- 沒關係,對

180
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,366
你要做什麼?

181
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,827
我要打給圖書館櫃檯的老太太們

182
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祝我好運

183
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- 但現在是9點
- 她們在那裡

184
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她們整晚都會在那裡

185
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嘿

186
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,509
妳還好嗎?

187
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,265
等我女兒終於上完廁所

188
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,226
我們全家都會過去

189
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:46,396
我跟妳保證,一定會帶甜點
給櫃檯的女士們

190
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好,喬伊絲,謝謝妳,再見

191
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,570
天啊,我不管大家說什麼
圖書館真是個讚到爆的地方

192
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,738
好,有好消息嗎?

193
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,782
- 超好的消息,她們查了那組玩具
- 然後?

194
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,952
她們查了列出的所有材質,全都無毒

195
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- 好,沒有鋇?
- 沒有鋇

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00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,997
就這樣

197
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,832
我又愛上這個該死的國家了

198
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,461
- 天啊
- 我的老天

199
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,761
我不知道剛剛那個吻是怎麼回事

200
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,889
可能是我突然忘記
我真正的人生是什麼模樣

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沒事的

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我只是很感恩我們解決了這件事

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- 一起解決
- 對

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我希望你知道這一點

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對,我也是

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因為,妳知道,因為...

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- 那就交給妳了
- 好,對

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- 妳可是便便巡邏隊的隊長
- 好,對

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那我要回家了

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小豬拉出來時,打通電話給我

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好...沒問題

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反正我也不睡覺,那你該走了

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- 休息一下,對
- 對...

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爸爸不在,我就不便便

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真是感人,但...

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我要一場全家披薩派對,否則就不便便

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嘿,請進,不用在外面等

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總共8.5美元

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哇,真的嗎?

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我希望其中一些錢
能一滴一滴流到你和同類的手中

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糟糕...不...

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我以為裡頭有現金,但我沒帶

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這裡沒人有8.5美元嗎?

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有,別亂講,抱歉
有,這裡有人有8.5美元

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我的前妻在家

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她有很多8.5美元,因為她很有錢

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而我只是丹尼

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我很不想做的事

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就是去找我的前妻

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而且就在我家中的女兒面前...

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跟她要8.5美元
付這片披薩的錢,懂嗎?

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你能幫幫我嗎?你能救我一命嗎?

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你知道法國奢侈品牌愛馬仕嗎?

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這個不能給你,這是我媽的

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不,是我老婆的

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是前妻,天啊

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媽的,今天真的很累

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這到底是怎麼回事?

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你呼麻嗎?因為我有大麻
我可以用大麻來付...

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把披薩拿去吧

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- 可以給我?
- 對

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天啊,川特...謝謝你,你救了我

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- 不准再抱,否則我就把披薩拿走
- 好

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你說得對,很合理

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天啊

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{\an8}我不知道你在不在意
但外面這個東西被撞倒了

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{\an8}應該說是它藏在樹叢裡

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{\an8}總之,它可能被撞倒了,可能是我撞的

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{\an8}(出售,格雷迪薛爾頓
薛爾頓家族房地產公司)

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廉價披薩

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它會毀了我,但我接受我的命運

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就像史庫茲

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- 妳竟敢說這個?拜託
- 什麼是史庫茲?

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- 是在卡特琳娜的一家餐廳...
- 那是違反人權

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卡特琳娜是一個島

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是妳媽跟我度蜜月的地方

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蜜月就是結婚後的度假

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- 我知道什麼是蜜月
- 好

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所以,我們度蜜月時,有一天下午

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妳爸爸租了一艘帆船

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帶我們出海

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欣賞日落,喝點香檳,還有...

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- 親親什麼的?
- 對

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但我們上船前,去了這家史庫茲餐廳

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然後一切都改變了

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對,但不是馬上改變

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我們先上船,那天的天氣真的很好

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沒錯,粉紅色的天空,天氣很完美

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然後我們就開始便便了

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那艘船有馬桶嗎?

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有,這麼說吧,旅程剛開始時

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那艘船的確有馬桶

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但結束時...

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爸爸把馬桶弄壞了

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坐在馬桶上看電視,美國夢

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我打賭雷根現在也在跟我們做一樣的事

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你要喝點什麼嗎?一杯葡萄酒或啤酒?

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不...不用

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好吧...我要喝一杯

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我不知道我剛剛怎麼會說不用

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妳現在都喝什麼葡萄酒?

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我現在不想講這個

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- 我真的很累,而且我...
- 好,對

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妳有打算告訴我嗎?
還是妳想等我發現再說?

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我當然會告訴你,我們得討論細節

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妳沒覺得我會在意嗎?
難道我不會有感覺嗎?

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00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:42,484
我知道你會,但你的感覺不是...

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不再是我的責任

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是因為他嗎?

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妳要搬去跟妳男友住了嗎?

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我不用向你交代

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卡洛斯跟我分手了

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我買了一戶海邊的房子

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在...不是...

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是我們之前在講、在看的那戶嗎?

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00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,974
在洛杉磯,聖塔莫尼卡

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席拉,妳討厭洛杉磯

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我們搬到聖地牙哥
就是因為妳討厭洛杉磯

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我要從頭來過,重新開始

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是啊,約翰布林姆付錢,為他而買的

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我付錢,為我而買的,去你的

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我們那晚只是在道別

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而且我也不需要向你解釋

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畢竟你也跟我的助理上床

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妳說“道別”是什麼意思?

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他跟他老婆和家人要離開這裡
去當基本教義派了

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那妳還好嗎?

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00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,807
你真的在乎嗎?

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在乎,一直都在乎

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我很生氣,也很嫉妒

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對,我也是

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不是嫉妒她或他

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而是嫉妒他們有這麼穩固的根基

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對,聽起來很棒

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00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,749
好像出來了

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00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,339
有人想說些什麼嗎?

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00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,886
嘿,我跟妳說,請妳效勞吧

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00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:33,971
這是妳應得的

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00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,229
我愛你,非常非常愛

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我愛你,我環抱你的脖子

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我愛妳,大女孩

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我愛妳,瑪雅,永遠不變

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媽咪,我愛妳

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爸爸,我原諒你

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你不是故意亂開車的,晚安

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00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,045
對不起

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00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,386
- 我不在乎,不
- 是嗎?

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00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,971
對,我不在乎

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00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,061
我犯了錯,我很抱歉

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這種事不是...

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00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,024
一直講一直講

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00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,108
我不是...

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00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,989
現在想起來,幸好我們以前沒養狗

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00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,993
是啊

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00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,537
不然又要多照顧一個生命

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所以她才變成老鼠

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00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,088
對,我覺得很內疚

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00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,382
那樣能改變什麼?

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00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,260
什麼都沒改變

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00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,976
馬泰斯希利,妳有跟瑪雅說過他的事嗎?

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00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,564
你就這麼想轉移話題嗎?

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00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,857
對,當然

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00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,235
沒有,拜託,沒有,我幹嘛說?

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00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,153
因為他是妳人生故事的一部分

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00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,865
我當初純粹出於惡意
聽了他的斯多葛主義講座

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00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,284
他應該不在意,也沒發現

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00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:25,290
我很生氣,他竟然...
向妳求婚,妳還答應了

348
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,042
我從來沒答應

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00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,961
而且你當時也在跟別人約會

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00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,380
來自佛雷斯諾的艾倫

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00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,298
也是學生,不是系主任

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00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,927
但我只想要妳

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00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,804
不要這樣

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00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:39,930
妳不會這樣嗎?

355
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:44,351
妳不會回頭看,想到那段時光嗎?

356
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,438
我儘量不要,我要向前看

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00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,650
這才是重點
所以我才需要重新開始,為了...

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00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,152
妳儘量不要,意思是妳有時候...

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00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,946
- 我並不想念我們的大學...
- 祕戀

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就是祕戀,妳跟我,那是我們的起點

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00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,702
我們的祕密戀情

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00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,996
我知道那是什麼,我只是不想去想

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00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,915
我不相信妳

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00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,462
直到今天,我還沒有看過妳比那時更快樂

365
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,384
我們那時是小孩,小孩都很快樂
我們在扮家家酒

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00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,387
我們相愛,我們做愛

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00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:24,266
我們那時20歲,不算小孩了

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00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,642
那不是真實的生活

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00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,644
妳以前很喜歡

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00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:30,898
別跟我說我喜歡什麼

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00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,151
你已經不知道我喜歡什麼了
我現在有其他東西

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00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,694
- 我的工作
- 我說那時候

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00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,072
況且,我這輩子都沒有
對人說出我的真實感受

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00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,451
我很擅長掩飾,一直都是

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00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:43,577
不要那樣做

376
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,080
不要貶低我們當時在兩人世界裡所擁有的

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00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,834
那時我對妳瞭若指掌

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00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,211
那樣的關係很特別

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00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,463
丹尼,我們結束了

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00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,090
對,我知道,相信我

381
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,432
我只是在說心存感激,好嗎?

382
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,102
約翰布林姆一定也對於
妳跟他曾擁有的兩人世界心存感激

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00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,687
你想吵架嗎?是這樣嗎?

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00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,689
不,我不想,我只是...

385
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,567
我希望妳承認那段時光是真實且快樂的

386
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,654
好,那段時光很好

387
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,448
也許我只適合待在兩人世界裡

388
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,950
你是想說這個嗎?

389
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,911
不,我不認為

390
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,373
我該走了

391
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,251
你喝得夠多嗎?能開車嗎?

392
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,961
真是伶牙俐齒

393
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,004
我待太久了,已經不受歡迎

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00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,132
不對

395
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,220
相反地,我覺得我終於懂你的意思了

396
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,139
我的感情生活最多只能期望祕戀

397
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:52,354
與世隔絕、充滿激情但可恥
短暫而注定失敗

398
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,024
我唯一真正能結婚的對象
就是我的工作,對吧?

399
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,361
所以我應該搬去洛杉磯
因為那裡所有人都跟我一樣爛

400
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,529
別那樣說

401
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,615
我很爛,我是個他媽的爛人

402
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,700
我證明給你看

403
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,703
不,來,跟我來

404
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:08,954
我證明給你看

405
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,333
卡洛斯是個好人,至少妳是這樣說

406
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,252
妳選擇了他,其中應該有其道理

407
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,171
對,他是,對,但我不是

408
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:22,467
這才是我,自由女神,一個該死的大騙子

409
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,805
- 破案了,對
- 對

410
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,557
我忘了我還沒做完這東西

411
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,309
我也忘了我沒放進袋子裡

412
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,602
所以我把它丟掉

413
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,479
好人不會這樣對自己的女兒

414
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,648
好人不存在,好嗎?

415
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,276
那根本只是迷思,大家幾乎都很糟糕

416
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,070
來,有個好例子,妳看這個

417
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,531
- 我剛剛進來這裡,然後我...
- 窺探我的房間?

418
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,408
對,我在窺探妳的房間

419
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:50,037
妳還留著這東西,對我來說很有意義

420
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:53,040
因為妳還在乎這個東西
即使這是我媽媽給妳的

421
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,209
而且妳根本不喜歡她,這很正常

422
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,920
但我拿走它,偷偷放進我的口袋

423
00:22:58,754 --> 00:22:59,755
我真爛

424
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,298
那不是你媽給我的

425
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,884
那是我去當我表親茱蒂的伴娘時
她送我的

426
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:10,599
不...這是我們結婚時,我媽媽送妳的

427
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,941
我不記得了,因為我是個爛人

428
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:20,901
- 不,妳不是
- 該死

429
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:25,239
丹尼,拜託你別再覺得你很瞭解我
因為你不瞭解,好嗎?

430
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,241
- 沒有人瞭解我
- 天啊,媽的

431
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,910
該死

432
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,755
我去幫你鋪好沙發

433
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,651
今天睡眠不足,明天就會影響妳的膚況

434
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,821
妳不要他進來

435
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,699
妳不要他進來

436
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,118
妳不要

437
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:12,911
妳不要

438
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,885
一切都結束了,睡吧

439
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,657
嘿

440
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,654
- 嘿
- 什麼事?

441
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:13,657
我還是回我的房間好了,為了瑪雅

442
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,034
- 對
- 對

443
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:18,787
對,我們不希望給她錯誤的印象

444
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:35,804
- 我的口氣可能很難聞
- 不,不會,我的...

445
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:38,974
對

446
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,893
我的超難聞

447
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,688
嘿,妳...

448
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:51,486
妳是真心認為我並不瞭解妳嗎?

449
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,741
又來了,他的需求

450
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,286
妳不用滿足他,妳什麼都不欠他

451
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:06,210
丹尼,你非常瞭解我

452
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:09,963
好

453
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,953
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