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你好，我是文森格林

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我正在美麗的南加州四處遊歷

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幫助一些正面臨難關的人維持健康

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就像我今天的這位朋友
她住在豔陽高照的聖地牙哥

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有人偷偷告訴我，她目前正掙扎著

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想對自己的身體好一點

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但你們知道什麼很有趣嗎？

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她不知道我要去找她

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沒錯，我要嚇她一跳，是不是很好玩？

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好，現在換我緊張了

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淑女，你呢？你會不會緊張？

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當然不會，你是條好狗

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好，我們走吧

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《舞出新方向》

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妳好啊

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放下武器，我沒有惡意

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我的天啊

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文森格林

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你怎麼來了？我不敢相信

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真的是我

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驚喜吧

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-我真的來了
-文森…

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我們剛才在廚房挺好笑的
妳差點從我喉嚨割下去

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這個嘛，我嚇到了

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我哪知道你會出現在我家？

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是啊，不過我真的來了

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我覺得妳有話要說

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妳準備要說了嗎？

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-我不知道我準備好了沒
-大家都沒準備好

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但我在這裡，我要幫妳開口

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我們有個小問題，對不對？

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對…沒錯

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那個字以屍開頭

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不是那個，我是說食物

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跟我說說妳和食物之間的關係

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好，這很難以啟齒

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好吧

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我從少女時代起，就會做一件事

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-就是我…
-說吧

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沒事的，有我在，看著我，我在這裡

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我會…

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我有時候…

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妳會暴飲暴食

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對，沒錯，但那只是…

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那是一整個…

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對，一整個…

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算是套路吧

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暴飲暴食之後再催吐

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對，一旦開始那麼做

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就像陷入一種被劫持的狀態

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彷彿有人拿著…

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-拿刀抵住妳的喉嚨
-對，而我就…

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我暴吃到整個人超痛苦又害怕

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我覺得自己好像要炸開了

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好像我不去催吐就會死掉

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親愛的，我替妳難過，太可怕了

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對，很可怕

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我是個可怕又噁心的…

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恐怖怪獸

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妳真的是

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但妳不見得要那樣

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如果我跟妳說，我們能讓妳轉變成為

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健康又快樂的全新自我呢？

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就從今天開始，此時此刻

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妳覺得怎麼樣？

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你為什麼摸我的臉？

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因為我愛妳

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可是你根本不瞭解我

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為什麼我在跟你講話？

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為什麼我告訴你這件事？
我從沒告訴過任何人

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我這輩子沒跟別人講過，完全沒有

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這裡是什麼鬼地方？

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這是哪裡？我他媽到底在哪裡？

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這裡不是我家，發生什麼事？

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準備說妳的故事了嗎？

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我覺得妳準備好了

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我不曉得

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我來幫妳起頭

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妳有進食方面的問題

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-對…沒錯
-對

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我的進食方式有問題

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對

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這很難啟齒

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說吧，有我在

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妳覺得失控，對吧？

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只要打一通電話，就能踏出第一步

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實現全新的自己

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餐點輪盤系統非常簡單，連我都辦得到

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只要你掌控了飲食

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你就會想：“還有什麼是我能掌控的？”

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這位瑪莉貝斯讓我好驕傲
我也想替你們感到驕傲

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別再多浪費一天，現在就開始吧

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快打電話過來

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老婆

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妳又醒了嗎？妳知道自己得多休息

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我知道，老公，我只是…睡不著

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我覺得是藥效讓我睡不著

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接著我開始想事情，然後就…

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-有一些點子，關於…
-對

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不行，親愛的，我不要妳擔心工作的事

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妳知道妳現在需要什麼嗎？

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妳需要休息，也需要康復

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我要妳吃胖一點，好嗎？

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妳必須維持身體健康和生育能力

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等一下

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醫生說只要好好照顧自己
妳還有時間再生孩子

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趕緊快刀斬亂麻

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你知道我不要再生了吧？

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今晚我們誰都不要做決定

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不，老公，我認真跟你說

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我已經決定…

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好好休息，好好復原

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我們以後再談，好嗎？

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過來抱一個

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這樣很舒服吧？

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你願不願意加入我的行列
掌控自己的身體

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與人生？

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只要今天打電話就行

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（立刻打電話，1800555，我要瘦身）

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已經早上10點了，她還在這裡

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也許是因為妳煎了蛋捲給她吃

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我是想好好招待人家

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我天生就喜歡對別人好，我也沒辦法啊

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妳昨晚就不太好

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妳很淘氣

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-是啊
-對

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等等，我昨晚很淘氣，對吧？
你覺得有嗎？

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我覺得我有

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有…

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-妳很樂在其中，對
-對，沒錯，確實是

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爾尼，我在想…

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我想下次或許…

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可以由我決定要以何種方式增添生活情趣

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好，親愛的，都聽妳的，要我怎樣都行

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好，我會想想看

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思考我要什麼

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-好，但妳能先趕她走嗎？
-再次謝謝你們讓我有美好夜晚

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-對，我們很開心
-是啊

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我們倆都很開心

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對

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跟妳說

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那邊的水槽是放情趣玩具的

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這樣吧，沒關係，無所謂

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-妳別麻煩了
-好

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我們很隨和的

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沒浪了

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這表示不能衝浪了

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沒浪衝，就只能去別的地方

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有很多人要上捕鮪魚船討生活

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-你想加入的話還不算遲
-鮪魚？

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對，或是長鰭鮪魚，有什麼就捕什麼

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怪老頭，他不上捕鮪魚船
他要和我待在一起

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好吧…再見

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好，再見

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我們可愛的地主終於把廁所修好了

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現在她的租金要翻倍

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祝你們好運

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-嗨，兩位好
-嘿

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-快進來
-沒問題

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兄弟，你好嗎？

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我真希望事情已經結束了

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但原來療傷比受傷更難

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-是啊
-是啊

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你好勇敢

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-是啊
-好，來吧

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-這個給你，那個給瑪雅
-好的

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-早日恢復
-好

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嘿，親愛的，我來了，妳還好嗎？

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動彈不得，我哪裡都不能去

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-我動彈不得
-對，我知道休息很難

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這根本不是重點，我只想回到原本的生活

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我需要回歸原樣

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妳同時經歷太多事

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真是太慘了，我無法想像

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我不曉得，也許可以

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我最愛的舅舅在我生雙胞胎那一週過世

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我又說太多了

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沒關係

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妳在我的臥室，我想我們的交情夠好

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席拉，我對這一切感到很抱歉

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關於妳爸爸和妳的卵巢

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我還有另一個

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我是說卵巢，不是爸爸

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妳有帶我說的便條本嗎？

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沒有，因為我帶了更棒的東西來

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這是…

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乾擦白板

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爾尼在麻省理工學院的朋友寄來的

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妳看好

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擦掉了

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好酷

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開始工作吧

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-好
-好耶

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-來喝吧，我保證過的
-來喝吧，對，我們要開喝了

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-讚啦
-給你

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嘿，你在海邊做的那件事

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-對…
-還帶著小朋友

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那真是挺了不起的

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對，我們要改變世界，這是肯定的

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所以你們阻止了建設嗎？

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不…

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他們當晚就開始拆
但我們的郵寄清單整個爆了

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那才是真正的衡量標準

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是啊…

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看著我們的社群向右派靠攏真的很難受

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-對不對？
-對

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我不太想往那邊靠攏，你懂我的意思吧

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好，對，我想我懂

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葛蕾塔跟我說你和席拉也喜歡分享

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某種無界限的關係

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-你懂的
-你是說社會主義嗎？

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昨晚葛蕾塔和我讓別的女人上我們的床

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爾尼，你說什麼？

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三人行？

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對，最嗨的時候是那樣沒錯

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哇…

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對你們來說肯定不是新鮮事

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少裝了，柏克萊先生，自由之愛

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那是以前的事了

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很久以前

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我最近想再試看看

222
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,394
但成效不彰

223
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,732
對，葛蕾塔跟我說你們正在鬧不愉快

224
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,526
葛蕾塔還真的跟你說很多事耶

225
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,402
對，她跟我說很多事

226
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,279
有時候說太多了

227
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,115
好，我以為錄影帶的銷售很順利

228
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,325
（席拉塑身操，生活風格品牌）

229
00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,409
是啊

230
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,996
妳有追隨者，在嘉年華會場，妳有粉絲

231
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,750
不，我只有顧客

232
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,126
但我沒有這個

233
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,716
-妳從食物尋求慰藉嗎？
-對

234
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,134
-對
-我看過文森格林

235
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:19,012
深夜節目，對嗎？餐點輪盤？

236
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,347
妳看…

237
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,224
妳看那女人看他的眼神

238
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,809
那不是顧客

239
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,728
那是追隨者，是忠誠度

240
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,981
這些女人看他的眼神

241
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,317
彷彿被他迷住了

242
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,571
我能說什麼呢？

243
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,864
男人很強勢

244
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,909
比方說爾尼好了

245
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,161
一旦表現出自己有性趣

246
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,497
他就會變本加厲，然後…

247
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,585
不，抱歉，不行，不談我的事

248
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,253
我們要談妳的事，對

249
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,964
妳在這裡提出點子跟我討論

250
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,174
抱歉，說吧

251
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,259
葛蕾塔，妳想跟我說什麼嗎？

252
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,594
沒有…

253
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,013
我是來從旁支持妳的

254
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,515
無論是事業上或是其他事情

255
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,852
我玩了三人行

256
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:13,233
每當事情又開始發生

257
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,943
我覺得我得到好的…

258
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,403
（家人相聚是最重要的時刻）

259
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,200
喂

260
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,206
請問女主人在家嗎？

261
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,169
是誰要找我家女主人？

262
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,712
我是…

263
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:38,592
我是麥克，科瓦斯基空調設備的員工

264
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,720
對，我想找她聊聊通風系統

265
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,516
這能讓瓦斯爐的功率更好

266
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:50,229
我不知道是哪間資料收集公司
把我家電話賣給你們

267
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,272
但我們沒興趣

268
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,982
我想我不適合

269
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,776
那是海灘男孩樂團嗎？

270
00:12:55,859 --> 00:13:02,491
面對這些時刻

271
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,204
我行的

272
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,623
我能打造出這個，我能把生意做大

273
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:10,958
妳當然能

274
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,669
對，文森格林沒什麼祕訣

275
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,547
文森格林沒有…寶貝，有祕訣的是妳

276
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,715
嘿，親愛的，嘿

277
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,051
有一位叫凱文的來找妳

278
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,803
是史塔葛朗納派來關心妳的

279
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,721
他挺堅持的，雖然我跟他說

280
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,891
-妳現在不接見訪客
-不會，沒事

281
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,060
嗨，凱文，請進

282
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,272
我不知道妳…

283
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,982
抱歉，我不知道妳衣衫不整

284
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,817
不會

285
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,236
我只是穿著睡袍

286
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,322
我想我們不會有事的

287
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,949
這些真美

288
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,576
-這些花
-對，謝謝

289
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,121
你把花交給我，我來插進水瓶裡

290
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,123
好嗎？那就…

291
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,542
你們大概有很多事情要聊，那我就…

292
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,043
祕訣，懂吧？好嗎？

293
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,253
-好
-嘿，丹尼

294
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,422
你可以幫我…

295
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,673
把花插進水瓶嗎？

296
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,384
-好…馬上來
-我需要水，大量的水

297
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,845
-好，葛蕾塔，我們有很多水
-好，別緊張

298
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,430
妳有祕訣

299
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:10,017
好的，是這樣的，我一直在思考

300
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,727
就是…

301
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,896
關於行銷計畫的事

302
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:18,233
我知道我們一直專心做真人公開活動

303
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:21,737
但是展望未來，我想知道下一步是什麼？

304
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,531
這…有人提到地方健康…

305
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,576
因為我想到電視上的資訊型廣告

306
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,038
我可以在一小時內觸及更多人，比起…

307
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,374
不好意思，你說你想到什麼？

308
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,959
沒人知道未來會怎樣，對吧？

309
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,420
妳的醫生說妳可能要休息一個月才能下床

310
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,630
你去找我的醫生？

311
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,298
我沒有，但我爸有

312
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,675
他跟行銷團隊說了

313
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,136
一屋子男人談論妳的私處

314
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,638
我們只是想確定

315
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,015
要取消幾場公開活動

316
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,642
這整個狀況…

317
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,644
就是…妳知道的

318
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,978
你是說我的私人疾病嗎？

319
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,104
會讓公司損失多少錢

320
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,148
我就直說了，是很多錢

321
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,484
但妳好像已經比較好了

322
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,277
我爸聽到這個會很開心

323
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,321
這個小混蛋是來刺探軍情的

324
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,866
凱文，你可以跟你爸說

325
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,744
他不必取消更多場公開活動，因為…

326
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,623
我有找人替我代班，直到我能下床為止

327
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,375
是非常厲害的人選

328
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,794
會很棒的，你去跟他說一聲

329
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,512
又開車出門了

330
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,890
-嘿
-嘿

331
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,059
喇叭別按那麼大聲

332
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,771
抱歉，我只是很興奮
我準備好教訓這個世界了

333
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:38,856
孩子們在車上

334
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,649
-他們喝飽了汽水
-對

335
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,818
-還帶了標語
-抱歉，我得跟妳說

336
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,236
我今天沒辦法過去

337
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,821
你不來了

338
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,323
我以為我能放著她不管，但每當我轉過身

339
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,826
她就爬起來做一些危險的事

340
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,037
她不懂得該如何收手，除非我…

341
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,499
管好她？你到底是她老公還是獄卒？

342
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,838
抱歉，我開錯玩笑了，你是很棒的丈夫

343
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,007
而且你真的很盡心盡力

344
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,133
你看起來超累的

345
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,845
是啊，有時候當身體與精神都需要修補時

346
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,598
我就得負責當裁縫師

347
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,974
我只是很緊張

348
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,935
南加州公共電視台要來
而你為這場活動發聲

349
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,521
我不知道少了你該如何提出訴求

350
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:22,649
不，只要發自內心地
把話說出口就行，好嗎？

351
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:26,111
講得不完整或辭不達意又怎樣？

352
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,906
歷史上所有偉大的社會運動

353
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,533
都是由盡力做到最好的業餘人士一手推動

354
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:35,078
好吧，既然你不跟我們來…

355
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,414
妳帶了什麼來？

356
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,208
這要給我嗎？

357
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,878
黑麥麵包夾酪梨與高達起司

358
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,506
而且我撒了一點辣萊姆鹽

359
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,674
我去墨西哥超市買的

360
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,468
妳這個人真的很特別

361
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,014
好，快出發去拯救世界吧

362
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,225
-再見
-好

363
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,144
敲敲門

364
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:03,357
這是我的特製烤起司三明治

365
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,651
裡面夾了超多冷凍菠菜

366
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,486
現在當然已經解凍了

367
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,820
但菠菜富含鐵質

368
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,698
你知道我可以下床吃東西吧

369
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,659
不…妳哪裡也別去

370
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,787
妳要放輕鬆，讓我照顧妳

371
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,164
讓妳吃胖，他就能再讓妳懷孕

372
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,625
我真的好很多了

373
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,882
嘿，妳沒穿褲子真好看

374
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,968
妳的衣服沾到血嗎？

375
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:32,845
是番茄醬

376
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,972
妳說了算，妳媽媽躲在哪裡？

377
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,016
如果我跟妳說妳能得到…

378
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:42,896
-重講
-想想妳能擁有任何一種…

379
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,898
重講

380
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:46,984
我需要妳幫忙

381
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,151
很好

382
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,991
他們炒妳魷魚嗎？還是讓妳停職？

383
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,284
發生什麼事？

384
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,203
我生了一場病

385
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,206
與其讓他們辭掉我的工作

386
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,000
我想說可以找妳代班

387
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,459
所以台上只有我，沒有妳？

388
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,962
對，只是暫代到我康復為止

389
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,589
到時妳又要把我一腳踢開？

390
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,216
我願意付妳雙倍的薪水

391
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,095
為何要找我？

392
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:19,516
他們找不到另一個捲髮複製人
替妳代班嗎？

393
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,976
我確定他們找得到

394
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,937
但別人和妳不一樣
邦妮，沒有人比妳更厲害

395
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,397
妳有高超技巧和天賦

396
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,232
-而且經驗…
-對…

397
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,568
所以妳到底怎麼了？

398
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,737
妳說妳生病

399
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:38,160
我不得不緊急動手術
割掉其中一邊扭轉的卵巢

400
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,328
好噁，什麼時候的事？

401
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,333
-在我爸葬禮當天
-別騙了

402
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,627
是真的

403
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,087
對，我說過了，所以我需要妳幫忙

404
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,964
我已經寫好妳的支票，加上一份說明

405
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:54,551
上面寫了一些面對群眾的注意事項
這樣才有一致性

406
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,846
妳偷了我所有的動作
現在還反過來教我該怎麼做

407
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,058
-我做了大幅改動
-妳這個該死的王八蛋

408
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,559
我知道妳需要這份工作

409
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,146
別因為自尊心受創而拒絕

410
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,106
幫妳自己一次吧

411
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,083
妳會想出辦法

412
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,419
妳能想出更遠大且更好的點子

413
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:31,672
話說回來

414
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,756
（服裝）

415
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,968
妳連史塔葛朗納
那個靠關係的白痴小鬼都擺脫不了

416
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:40,347
也許妳根本沒有什麼祕訣

417
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,851
也許妳只是對自己的失敗念念不忘

418
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,310
嘿

419
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,355
南加州公共電視台在採訪了
我知道妳絕不想錯過

420
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,065
老婆，快來看

421
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,069
衝浪手、開發商

422
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,195
漁夫

423
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,323
誰引領加州環境的未來？

424
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:02,244
自稱環境青年組織的新團體認為

425
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,954
未來是屬於孩子們的

426
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,247
但由誰率領呢？

427
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,207
妳別期望太高

428
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:10,294
他們大概只會用
我之前去抗議時的巡講畫面

429
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,921
我在這片海灘長大

430
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,258
我在這片海灘踏出第一步

431
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:20,596
我做夢都沒想到我會失去這片海灘

432
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,890
約翰布林姆，你毫無羞恥心

433
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,433
他所提到的約翰布林姆

434
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,144
是聖地牙哥最著名的商業開發商

435
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,813
他的公司向市政府承租這片港灣為期30年

436
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,274
-天啊
-就像約翰藍儂說的

437
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,902
“現實佔有並非九勝一敗

438
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,571
九勝一敗才是問題所在”

439
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,617
竟能佔據海洋、天空、土地

440
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,661
這是扭曲的資本主義幻想

441
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,580
說得好

442
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,709
我們的孩子與我們的未來
所傳達的聲音將被聽見

443
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,759
好，這個…

444
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,844
真是太厲害了

445
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,806
這就是我們要的，孩子們站上第一線

446
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,476
這樣很好

447
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,271
很棒，對

448
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,482
小席，妳拿那些做什麼？

449
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,445
-啞鈴嗎？
-對，啞鈴

450
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:24,618
醫生又沒說上半身不能運動

451
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,911
-這很溫和…
-我才不管

452
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,288
我拋下我的責任不管

453
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,290
不是要讓妳這樣故態復萌

454
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,043
我沒叫你拋下任何事，好嗎？

455
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,545
你本來就應該去海灘

456
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,381
只不過，你或許認為那邊不需要你

457
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,132
而現在家裡有電視的人都知道了

458
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,135
我就當作妳是因為藥效的影響
才講出那些話

459
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,096
看看我畫了什麼

460
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,766
不准碰別人的東西

461
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,103
你還想生第二個嗎？

462
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,605
寶貝，我們走

463
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,943
我們去公園，媽媽要休息

464
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,950
妳究竟怎麼了？

465
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,578
妳有那麼軟弱嗎？

466
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,246
妳離不開丈夫

467
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,956
妳經營不了自己的生意

468
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,876
就把脾氣發在妳的孩子身上？

469
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,256
妳覺得她會忘了妳說的話嗎？

470
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,758
她永遠忘不了妳兇巴巴的模樣

471
00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,561
但這有跡可循，對吧？

472
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,105
妳媽毀了她的孩子，妳毀了妳的孩子

473
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,734
再繼續下去，妳的孫女會因吸毒過量
死在公車站廁所的地板上

474
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:39,902
身邊一個朋友也沒有

475
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,445
妳沒有變好，而是更嚴重了

476
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,071
開車，快開車

477
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,965
妳現在的狀況很好…

478
00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,675
妳現在的狀況再好不過

479
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:04,760
（招牌漢堡）

480
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,086
-現在是怎樣？
-什麼？

481
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,004
-妳跟誰約在這裡？
-什麼？

482
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,799
-妳不能這樣傷害別人
-你該走了

483
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,802
-妳不能讓別人滿腦子想著…
-你該走了，拜託你走

484
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,221
你走開，走開…

485
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,979
他們覺得能收買我們

486
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,397
至少能維持幾個禮拜

487
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,276
他們以為能用天殺的鈔票撫平我們的傷痛

488
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,570
-那種感覺肯定超讚，對吧？
-我們需要錢

489
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:07,197
從小到大，你都以為邪不勝正

490
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:10,200
以為反派遇到正派就會退縮

491
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:13,078
那是天大的謊言

492
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,248
如果我們要贏

493
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,918
就得開始學他們怎麼做事

494
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,879
你是說要學那些白痴雅痞嗎？

495
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,422
我是說要勒索他們

496
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,217
我有他們的料可以爆

497
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,303
天大的料

498
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,054
你有什麼料？

499
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,016
是關於席拉和她老公嗎？

500
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:37,644
不是她老公

501
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,013
妳在流血

502
00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:16,808
我的後車廂有急救箱

503
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,394
-我可以去拿
-不用，別去…

504
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,731
至少讓我…

505
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,042
我爸過世了

506
00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:44,586
什麼時候？

507
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,380
兩個禮拜前

508
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,509
然後我又得開刀

509
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,555
不過，這都…

510
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:56,306
沒事了，結束了

511
00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:57,599
我很遺憾

512
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,898
妳都沒跟我聯絡，所以…

513
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,276
我有點…

514
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,531
對不起

515
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,576
不，你以為我來這裡和別人幽會

516
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:19,496
情況比那更糟

517
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,793
我來這裡的時候就變了一個人

518
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:29,673
很噁心，但依然是我

519
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,680
你不必留下

520
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,640
你可以離開，沒事的

521
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,673
（席拉塑身操，生活風格品牌）

522
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:10,644
字幕翻譯：陳彥含