1 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:08,944 Oh, no. 2 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,078 Mr. Breem. I didn't see you there. 3 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,288 You're sneaky. 4 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,748 Five-second rule, right? 5 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,587 But only if we could eat in here. 6 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,506 Which we can't, so I'll just put that in there. 7 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,675 How can I help you, sir? 8 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,637 I need a security tape from last night, camera eight. 9 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,474 Sassy Colors has some unaccounted for merchandise. 10 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,767 Wait, Sassy Colors got robbed? 11 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,228 We don't wanna jump to conclusions. It could be anything. 12 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,314 Could be a raccoon. You know, they can lift objects. 13 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,274 One of them ripped the face off my buddy's cat. 14 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,067 -Tommy. -The tape. 15 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,616 Oh, shit. 16 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,994 Someone must've forgotten to load the tape. 17 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,664 And that someone was trained by me. 18 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,834 Sir, I take full responsibility. 19 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,794 I owe you and the good people of Sassy Colors a sincere apology. 20 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,464 I fucked up. 21 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,966 Mistakes are how we learn. 22 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,845 Just… don't make the same one twice. 23 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,764 Sir, you have my word on that. 24 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,978 Take care, sir. 25 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,399 All right, let's get back to business. 26 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,491 Holy shit! 27 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,243 Holy shit is right, bro. 28 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,703 Mormon boss man jacking it in his own mall. 29 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,499 They're not even allowed to jerk off in their own house. 30 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,000 -What? -Yeah. 31 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,544 No, that's just cruel. 32 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,128 -You're not even seeing the best part. -Dude. 33 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,257 Look at the freaky housewife flicking the bean on this other angle. 34 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:54,925 See, right there. 35 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,635 Right there. 36 00:02:58,929 --> 00:02:59,930 There. 37 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,144 Wow. That's intimate. 38 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,522 And also, really public. 39 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,731 Why would they do that? 40 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:14,403 I mean, you know, maybe they got lost in the moment. 41 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,280 Like, really lost. 42 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,031 Boss man knows where the cameras are. 43 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,408 He put 'em in himself. 44 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,953 He came by to check on 'em this morning, but sadly… 45 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,289 some stoner forgot to load the tapes. 46 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,000 He was super gracious about that error. 47 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,586 Bet he was. 48 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,255 Hey, good eye, bro. 49 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,424 Thanks, bro. I just look for the story. 50 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,437 Baby. 51 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:52,524 -This is-- This is-- -Yeah? 52 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,485 -This could save us. -Yeah? 53 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,072 Oh, my-- 54 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,617 Oh, my God. 55 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh, my God! 56 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,705 Oh, my God. 57 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,556 Sweetie. 58 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,558 Jesus-- I di-- 59 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,228 Good morning. 60 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,104 You scared me. 61 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,356 Where's Daddy? 62 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,234 In the bathroom, I think. 63 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,818 What kind of eggs do you want today? 64 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,070 Daddy's. 65 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:44,993 Sweetie, I know it was hard seeing me a little sad and sick, 66 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,495 but I'm better now. 67 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,288 So I can make you whatever you want. 68 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,790 I just want cereal. 69 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,127 Okay. Perfect. 70 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,007 From Daddy. 71 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,010 You think you wanna punish me now? 72 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,930 Just wait. You have no idea. 73 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,559 All right. Good morning. 74 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:12,062 Sun's up. Mom's up. What's for breakfast? 75 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,147 Cereal. She wants you to make it. 76 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,691 Okay. I can do that. 77 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,318 Let's see how fast I can go. 78 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:19,945 Daddy lightning! 79 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,488 One! Two! 80 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,742 Just a reminder, I'm out all day. 81 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,745 I have a big meeting in Los Angeles. 82 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,748 Yeah, well, we have a pretty big day ourselves. 83 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,916 Don't we? 84 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,626 Little Cadets, I signed her up. 85 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:38,046 Little Cadets? I thought we decided that was a little paramilitary for us? 86 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,258 Yeah, but, you know, some of the moms were talking about it at drop-off, 87 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,135 and I kinda thought, "Eh," you know? 88 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,638 -Here you go, sweetie. -Some moms, huh? 89 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,473 Yeah. 90 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,892 Like Wanda? 91 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,603 Yeah, uh-huh. She was there. 92 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,397 She was one of them. Why? Jealous? 93 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,733 Tell him. Who you are, what you do. 94 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,029 You know, I did scouts when I was a kid, and I loved it. 95 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:05,157 They gave us Buck knives. Big ones. 96 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,408 I want a knife. 97 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,744 Yeah, of course you do. I wish I still had mine. 98 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,245 I kept it in a sheath. 99 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,289 And we got to shoot arrows. 100 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,042 Wait till you get to shoot an arrow. It feels so good. 101 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,127 You'll have the car today 'cause Greta's driving me. 102 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,712 Where? 103 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,422 -To LA, for the meeting. -Hey, we gotta eat. 104 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,424 If you wanna go, we gotta eat. There you go. 105 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,468 He doesn't care. He doesn't need to. 106 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,512 This is your dream, all yours. 107 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,758 You want a cup? Just finished brewing. 108 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,719 Just kidding, I know. 109 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,639 Apologies for coming unannounced. 110 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,352 Your father liked to do that too. 111 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:21,900 Unplanned visits make us feel… less guilty, don't they? 112 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,947 Come on in. 113 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,372 I'm not sure about this suit. 114 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,251 I was going for chairman of the board, but I feel like mother of the bride. 115 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,335 I love this look. 116 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,504 This is the perfect blend of professional, 117 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,256 and, like, you're so pretty I want to kill you. 118 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,340 -Hi. -Hi. 119 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,426 If it isn't the crown princess of cardio. 120 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,055 Looking just as good out of a leotard as you do in one. 121 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,934 So, we're looking good. 122 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,061 How are we feeling after everything you've been through? 123 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,189 -Rested. -Excellent. 124 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,276 I'm, eager to, talk to you 125 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,570 about the ideas I have for steps forward. 126 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,821 I think that's wonderful. 127 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,948 You've taken an interest in strategy. 128 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,992 You know, not a lot of the talent does that. 129 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,829 I actually prepared a summary sheet. 130 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,997 Firstly, 131 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249 I love what you have me doing so far. 132 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,628 The trade shows and the personal appearances. 133 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,255 But I am committed to growing my business 134 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:29,009 beyond just the how-to market 135 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,346 into more of a lifestyle brand. 136 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,767 Well, we can certainly discuss what's in store for your next tape. 137 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,686 Maybe a jazzy new font for the sleeve? 138 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:44,650 What I would love is to expand into exercise equipment and clothing 139 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,109 and cookbooks. 140 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,736 It's all there on the summary sheet. 141 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,614 A road map to my own lifestyle brand. 142 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,908 Your lifestyle brand? 143 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,410 The way we see it, 144 00:08:56,411 --> 00:09:01,041 you are one important member of the Stahl/Grunner family of brands. 145 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,794 He's threatened. Make it sound like his idea. 146 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:08,465 Well, remember when you talked about making me a household name? 147 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,010 This is really just a way to do that. 148 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,638 Only maybe a little faster than you planned. 149 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,224 You know, I'll tell you what. 150 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:21,603 I'll take a look at your ideas, and I'll run 'em up the flagpole. 151 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,399 I thought you were the flagpole. That's why I asked to meet with you. 152 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:32,531 Well, I am a flagpole, but the founders weigh in. 153 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,450 They're still alive? 154 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,871 Yes. Mr. Stahl and Mr. Grunner are still very much alive. 155 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,957 Mr. Stahl a little more so. 156 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,586 He comes in most weeks, opens his mail, has his soup. 157 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,213 Well… 158 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,885 Are you familiar with Vinnie Green? 159 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:56,555 He has these long-form television ads. 160 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,432 I'm familiar with infomercials. 161 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,058 I don't sleep. 162 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,685 Well then you must have seen him? 163 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,479 Yes, he's, very memorable. 164 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,816 Lively. A real character. 165 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,027 How many ways are there not to say gay? 166 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,945 Well, he started with a tape, 167 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:15,073 and now he's selling a whole weight loss system direct to consumers. 168 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:19,453 He's appealing to a very different… sector 169 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,663 of the population than we are. 170 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,999 We are a family company. 171 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,626 If you catch my drift. 172 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,377 If? You'd have to be an idiot. 173 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:31,507 Well, like it or not, direct to consumer is the future. 174 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,717 And I'm not talking thousands of units. 175 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,637 I'm talking millions. Millions. 176 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,264 Can you see it, Auggie? Because I can. 177 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,979 You know what I can see? 178 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:50,567 You signing a contract with us. 179 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,444 Remember that? 180 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:57,074 Now, I don't wanna say you owe us, but, well, you do. 181 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,326 You owe us. 182 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:03,080 And since we're already out-of-pocket because of your difficulties of late-- 183 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,414 I had a medical issue. 184 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,167 -It was completely out of my control. -We're gonna need you 185 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,462 to stick to the plan. Our plan. 186 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,218 Thanks for stopping by. 187 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,347 Over. 188 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,018 And under. 189 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,397 And now, you guessed it! 190 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:33,485 Over, and back under again. 191 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,322 I practiced this exact same way with my mother, 192 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:41,118 and my mother practiced this exact same way with her mother. 193 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,536 Can you believe that? 194 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,620 Yes. 195 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:48,083 -What's next? Over! -Hey. 196 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,002 That's right. 197 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,045 Under. 198 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,007 I'm sorry, but she's got them sewing. 199 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,301 And not even sewing-sewing. 200 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,428 It's pretend-sewing, and it's pathetic. 201 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,971 It looks like she's having fun. 202 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,182 Yeah, that's 'cause she doesn't know any different. 203 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,767 God, just seeing these little girls being trained 204 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:09,938 for this domestic, submissive behavior at such a young age-- Just-- 205 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,232 You'd prefer they learn it when they get a bit older? 206 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,817 Like, maybe in their first marriages? 207 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,696 No, I don't want it to happen at all. 208 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,990 That would be great. 209 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,367 Over… 210 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,953 Wow! That is really good. 211 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,123 I'm not even an oatmeal raisin guy, but that is excellent. 212 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:29,208 -Wow. Yeah. -Thank you. 213 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,964 You haven't said anything about, what happened on television? 214 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:39,510 I wasn't sure if you were happy with the PBS SoCal piece. 215 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,094 I hadn't heard from you. 216 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,263 I heard from a lot of other people. 217 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:47,142 Yeah, this, commercial talent agency called me and wanted to talk about Leo. 218 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,436 I said, "My son is not selling hamburgers on TV." 219 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,355 Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it was… 220 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,943 It was, you know, great. It was nice. And Leo was really great. 221 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,280 Okay. 222 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,867 Honestly? It was actually really disappointing. 223 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,662 Instead of actually talking about real issues, 224 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,497 they decided to play the cute kid card. 225 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,666 It was emotional manipulation over substance, 226 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,503 which is what happens anytime you combine television and politics. 227 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,340 Okay, so you are jealous of a 12-year-old? 228 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,634 That's a wild oversimplification of my point. 229 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,220 You know, I had a sense deep down that you were a jerk. 230 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,138 Not even that deep down, come to think of it. 231 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,223 I-- What? 232 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,767 You wanna know what I am? 233 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,519 I'm a straight shooter, okay? 234 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,021 I tell people like it is, and oftentimes that gets me in trouble. 235 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,607 What do you want me to do? I can't apologize for having strong views 236 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,568 about an organization that, let's face it-- 237 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,361 Daddy! Do you like mine? 238 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,991 I… 239 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,828 I love you, sweetie. 240 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,413 I love you. 241 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,334 Running it up the flagpole is just another way of saying no. 242 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,879 Stay the course. Forget embracing new ideas. 243 00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,048 Maybe. But maybe they just need time to think about it. 244 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,093 Ernie takes his time with new ideas. Does happen. 245 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,053 They think they're smarter than I am about this, 246 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,389 -and they're not even-- -No way, Jose. 247 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,224 He kept saying they're a family company. 248 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:12,936 They don't know anything about families. And they don't know anything about women. 249 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,855 What we want or how we think and-- 250 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,024 I love that bag. 251 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,109 Can you see me with that bag? 252 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,487 Yes, I can. You should get it. Treat yourself. 253 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,365 I can't. I mean, I can, but I can't. 254 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,034 It's too much. 255 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,287 Not important. Sorry, I'm all yours. 256 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,665 You know, I should just be grateful that I got to make the tape at all, 257 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:38,212 and I should just do whatever they tell me 'cause they're the experts. 258 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,880 You don't believe that. 259 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,966 -Buy the purse. -I can't. 260 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,426 I shouldn't. 261 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,636 It's too much. 262 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,929 You're rich. 263 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,308 It just doesn't feel like me. 264 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,394 Oh, gosh! We should be getting back, yeah? This was fun. 265 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,564 Would you be okay with making one more stop? 266 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,947 Only you would sit on this for four months. 267 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,157 My pure of heart babe. 268 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,788 You know, I don't like to judge people on their choices. 269 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,414 It's their fucking choice, you know? 270 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:18,293 And some people make dumb choices that they pay for. 271 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,381 And ultimately, that's what swayed me. Actions have consequences. 272 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,716 You create a harbor, you kill the wave. 273 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,969 You steal my girl's moves, you're a poser. 274 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,054 And if you fuck with us, we will f-- 275 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,264 Look, he's pulling in. 276 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,103 You're so hot when you're like this. 277 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,981 -All dialed in-- -Don't distract me. We're working here. 278 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:44,361 We've got a lot to figure out. We gotta see what we're working with here. 279 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:51,285 Hang on. It's not Breem. It's… 280 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,413 the wife. 281 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,992 As good as it is to see you, 282 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:36,788 are we eventually going to get to what brings you by? 283 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,668 Can't say for sure. 284 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,962 Intriguing start. 285 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,925 Not that I care one way or another. 286 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,636 Human company is always welcomed here. 287 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:54,389 I've been known to conversate with seagulls from time to time, so… 288 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,058 How's that go? 289 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,644 Asymmetrically. 290 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,396 They are terrible listeners. 291 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,320 Hey, John. 292 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:15,202 Due to capital infusions into the marina project, 293 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,494 your dividend will-- 294 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:20,707 and dividends across the board for all the original investors 295 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,794 will be less than in quarters passed. So… 296 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,003 Sounds good, John. 297 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,632 Sounds good. 298 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,682 I'm wanting to make the same mistake. 299 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,477 I mean, I do and I don't, 300 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,647 wanna make the same mistake he did. 301 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,151 That… That Dad did. 302 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,739 You're gonna have to be more specific. 303 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,962 -All right. Now's our chance. Come on. -Okay. 304 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,047 Come on! 305 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,465 Hi, Mr. Green? 306 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,176 Mr. Green, I'm so sorry to bother you-- 307 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,719 Oh, no, ladies. 308 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,471 No, we can't do autographs today. No. 309 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,890 But I love you. 310 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:19,808 That's a great blazer. 311 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:24,897 Thanks. I need to talk to you. 312 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:27,816 About what, sweetheart? 313 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,905 Just how you became you. 314 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,198 Nice one, dingbat. 315 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,658 Let us buy you lunch. We only need an hour. 316 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,369 Whatever his consulting fee is, we'll double it. 317 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,922 You do think this is what we've been waiting for? 318 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:53,050 -I do think it might be. -Do you know what's waiting for you later? 319 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,886 What is this? 320 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,555 -Oh, babe. -I would not miss it. 321 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,599 I would not miss it. 322 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,356 Oh, my God. 323 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:14,279 Over time, Porter stopped wearing his altogether. 324 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,782 This was his. 325 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,659 No shit. 326 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,704 Sorry. 327 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,501 I wish you two-- 328 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,383 I wish he would've followed the righteous path. 329 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,598 Look, you may know what that is, 330 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:45,102 but I certainly don't. 331 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:47,855 Oh, yeah, I certainly do. 332 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,357 Well, congratulations. 333 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,150 -That must be nice. -It isn't. 334 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,527 Not anymore. 335 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:58,323 I'm seeing other paths. Other… 336 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,745 I don't know. 337 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:06,248 I'm not sure what to say, John. Honestly. 338 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,793 But I can tell you that we were happy with our arrangement. 339 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,545 We were. 340 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,714 A happy man doesn't go and-- 341 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,175 He was unhappy for other reasons. 342 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,969 His life didn't give him all that he needed, 343 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:25,309 but I've never, not for a second, felt responsible for what he was lacking. 344 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,560 For what he needed. 345 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,520 And what did he need? 346 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,481 What do you need? 347 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,319 I need someone to tell me it's okay to leave it all behind. 348 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,865 No one's ever gonna tell you that. 349 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:41,950 Yeah. 350 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,122 I should go. 351 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,586 But now that you've said it out loud… 352 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,235 She must've dropped a couple thousand in there. 353 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,195 Money means nothing to these people. 354 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,655 See what I'm talking about? 355 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,907 How much should we ask for? 356 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,201 Sky's the limit, I think. 357 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,870 She can't even carry all the bags she bought. 358 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,705 Makes me sick. 359 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:55,774 I always ask for the dressing on the side. Otherwise, what a waste. 360 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,403 You take a beautiful salad, and you drown it in sugar and fat. 361 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:02,489 And don't get me started on Cobb salads. 362 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:04,616 It's a bacon cheeseburger without the bun. 363 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:09,246 You know, we're working on a line of fat-free salad dressings, 364 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,747 but we're still zhuzhing the flavors. 365 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,709 Marika is very particular about flavors. 366 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,627 And Marika is? 367 00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:17,921 The beautiful woman I share my home with. 368 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,590 Oh, God. 369 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,425 Well, I was just curious-- 370 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,594 My father came to this country with nothing. 371 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,471 He washed dishes in a restaurant and slept on the floor. 372 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:29,600 Worked his way up to owning 40 sandwich franchises all over the South. 373 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,686 And boy, did he want me to walk in his footsteps, but I had other plans. 374 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,897 This thing doesn't have a pause button, does it? 375 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,481 On the dance floor. 376 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,901 Dance was my passion. 377 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,279 But nobody was gonna hire me as a hoofer when I looked like a heifer, you know? 378 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,405 I was a big kid. 379 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,742 Being forced to work all day and night in a sandwich shop will do that to you. 380 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,911 Well, your father must be very proud of you now. 381 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:49,995 We don't speak. 382 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,331 Well, I'm a fitness instructor. 383 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,917 I started in the studio, and then I made my first-- 384 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,585 I know who you are. 385 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,753 I've seen the tape. 386 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,214 The workout. 387 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,633 Wow. Thank you. 388 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,426 For what? He didn't compliment you. 389 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,428 Marika shows me things from time to time 390 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,222 if she thinks I might find them interesting. 391 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,477 Well, I just fell into it. 392 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,979 I fell in love with aerobics and what it could do for me, 393 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,315 and I wanted to share that with others. 394 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,525 I danced too. 395 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,153 -Ballet? I'm guessing from your form. -Yes, that's right. 396 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,239 I could never lift my leg higher than a footstool. 397 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,450 But you can get away with it in modern and jazz. 398 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:32,579 I really was just curious how you made that transition 399 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:34,957 from tape to television. 400 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,625 You know, I'm having a hard time 401 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,961 getting my people to really listen to my suggestions. 402 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:40,546 Easy. 403 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,215 -I don't have people. -Okay, but then how do you-- 404 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,509 Five years ago, I was working in a dance studio, 405 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:48,428 praying for a promotion from desk duty. And then… 406 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,223 I met Marika. 407 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,934 And she believed in me. 408 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:57,187 And that's all it took for me to take control of my life and my future. 409 00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:00,691 One beautiful woman who truly believed. 410 00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:02,526 I control my own name. 411 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,820 I control my own business. 412 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,531 And nobody tells me what to do or say. 413 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,702 Except Marika? 414 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,080 Well, everyone needs a partner. 415 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,541 You two have each other, which is a start. 416 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:21,253 Oh, no, sorry. We're not together. We're just friends. 417 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:25,048 I would love to have more control, but I'm in a contract with Stahl/Grunner. 418 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,133 I can't just walk away. 419 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,303 Some of us are never ready to leave Daddy's house, 420 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:33,265 however unfeeling or cruel Daddy was to us. 421 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,433 Am I right about that? 422 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,351 Easy guess. He doesn't know you. 423 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,229 I know I am because I had it too. 424 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,815 Don't you get sucked in by this cheap trick. 425 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,817 Oh, my gosh. I think you are. 426 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:48,280 Sorry, I just hate seeing you-- 427 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,657 You deserve better 428 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,951 than what you settle for, that's all. 429 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,329 Is she right? Is that what you do? 430 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,331 No one's making any decisions. 431 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,624 …mess with people like this. 432 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,959 You know, I'm starting a line of workout tights 433 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,211 called Vinnie's Skinnies. 434 00:25:02,294 --> 00:25:07,090 It's a patented moisture-wicking fabric that will revolutionize fitness attire. 435 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:11,970 I'd love to talk to you about being one of our sales partners. 436 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,182 Marika can get in touch if you're interested? 437 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:17,601 -She just looked so… -Yeah. 438 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,979 Like my mom when she'd spend all dinner watching the clock, 439 00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:22,898 just getting tighter and tighter. 440 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,650 Yeah. 441 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:29,071 This thing, this could cause a lot of pain. 442 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,240 Like, we could open up a world of hurt. 443 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:36,078 I don't wanna be the one that goes around, like, stabbing people. 444 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,873 I especially don't wanna stab kids. 445 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,544 No, I couldn't live with that on my conscience. 446 00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,587 Like, kids are innocent. 447 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:47,548 The only pure thing in this world. 448 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:53,512 But in a lot of ways, 449 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:56,390 we're on the kids' side. 450 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,644 They hurt her. 451 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,731 They hurt them. It's not us. 452 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,777 We made a mistake once. 453 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,947 When we signed up for that cassette tape club? 454 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,992 When we let Sheila convince us that she had the power. 455 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:20,330 But we have righteousness on our side, and that's something you can't buy. 456 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:27,754 Hello? 457 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,222 Yeah! Nice. 458 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:49,693 -Yeah, that's my girl. -Yay! 459 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,572 -Wha-- Hey, guys. -Hey. 460 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,741 What's going on out here? 461 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:59,745 Well, Little Cadets didn't turn out to be quite what we expected, 462 00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:02,164 so we decided to take matters into our own hands. 463 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,333 How about you? How was your day? 464 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:07,669 I-- You know, it wasn't too different than that. 465 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:10,839 Is that safe, babe? 466 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:14,092 No. That's the point. It's pretty dangerous. 467 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:16,428 -I mean, it's knives. -Okay. 468 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:18,055 Let's do another one. Ready? 469 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,891 You're gonna set your elbow, you're gonna aim it at the wood 470 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,018 and throw it as hard as you can. 471 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,102 Yeah. 472 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,858 Bunny. Tyler. 473 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,611 I wasn't expecting you guys. 474 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:37,115 Did you have some questions on the notes for my routine? 475 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:41,328 No. I won't be doing your routine. 476 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,705 I thought we had agreed? 477 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,707 Then I looked at the check, and you were short. 478 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:49,169 About $24,500 short. 479 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:52,714 Look… I told you I was inspired by your class. 480 00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:54,049 I enjoyed your class. 481 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,759 But it was a start, okay? 482 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,219 I don't owe you anything. 483 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,388 What I've created is mine and mine alone. 484 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:01,265 No, Sheila, it's not. 485 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,891 But that's not why we're here. 486 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:08,272 We're here because of what you and that tight-ass Mormon are doing 487 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,482 on this security tape from the mall. 488 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,278 When you were yanking à la mode. 489 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,656 Babe? Who is it? 490 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:22,035 It's just Avon. 491 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,537 I'll be right in. 492 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,135 You're bluffing. 493 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,887 No, I'm a terrible liar. 494 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,555 He has no poker face. 495 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,183 I always thought you were kinda cold, 496 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,602 but publicly jacking it with a married man? 497 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,146 Mormons aren't even allowed to jack it. 498 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:53,275 Who wants to learn how to be healthy from someone so messed up? 499 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,110 Twenty-five grand. 500 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,614 Or we send it to his wife, your business partners, 501 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:00,908 and Danny. 502 00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,075 One week. 503 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:05,829 Either we get money, or we get to watch you get destroyed. 504 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:08,916 Either way, we are, like, psyched! 505 00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,423 Oh, my God.