1 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,660 Fuck. 2 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,210 Steverino. Hey, man. 3 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,045 It's Danny Rubin. 4 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:50,259 Yeah, yeah, hi. No, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. How about yourself? 5 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,553 -Just ask. -Yeah, no. She's great. 6 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,763 They actually are both doing really great. 7 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,641 You know, we really should try to get them together and see if we-- 8 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,851 What's that? 9 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,477 You did? 10 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,814 I was-- I have a bit of news. I'm gonna be running for office. 11 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,984 -Ask for money. -It is. It is great. 12 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,530 But, you know, it is also pricey, and so I wanted to-- 13 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,533 What? No, yes. Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 14 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,453 All right, well, you tell Becs the same, and I'll talk to you later. 15 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,205 Thanks, Steve. Okay, bye. 16 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,791 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 17 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,759 -How are you doing? -Really great. 18 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,430 You try asking Steven fucking Osterman for cash. 19 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,515 Spoiled little piece of shit. 20 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,226 Couldn't find his own ass from his dad's wallet at Berkeley, 21 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,688 and now he's the CEO of a goddamn telecom outfit? 22 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:50,152 And I am exhausted. I couldn't get back to sleep last night. 23 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,822 I know. I am so sorry again, babe. 24 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:57,868 I just-- I thought I could just quickly go out, 25 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,286 find a 24-hour pharmacy. 26 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,288 And I just didn't wanna wake you. 27 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,124 Well, you could've left a note. 28 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,710 You could be less of a whiny little bitch. 29 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,795 -You want some eggs Benedict? -No, thank you. I'm not hungry. 30 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,258 Begging these rich ding-dongs for cash upsets my stomach. 31 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:16,970 Eventually, one of these rich ding-dongs is gonna pony up. 32 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,097 So Maya's just gone back to sleep. 33 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,683 So can you check on her between your calls? Thanks. 34 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,060 Just 'cause you'll be here. 35 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,938 Wait, what? What? What? Where-- Where are you going? 36 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,731 I have to run a few errands. 37 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,983 If she grouses, just give her her eardrops. 38 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,777 There's eggs Benedict on the counter for you. 39 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:36,031 You sound so good, baby. Keep up the calls. Keep them up. 40 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:37,950 Bye. 41 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,828 Okay. You got here later than you'd hoped, but you have an hour. Make it count. 42 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:46,792 Hi. 43 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,842 Hello? 44 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,636 Greta? 45 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,609 Holy fucking rich people. 46 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,530 Yeah, that's every goddamn gadget you can buy in the store. 47 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,532 And some you can't. 48 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,327 Ernie's got connections. He gets things first. 49 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,871 Everything he wants. 50 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,581 You forget about our workout date? 51 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,542 No, I didn't. I just couldn't make myself get dressed this morning. 52 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,420 You ever have one of those days where you just can't? 53 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,546 Yeah, I do. 54 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:37,509 And you know what helps me shake it off is a good, hard workout. 55 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,927 I can wait. You wanna go change? 56 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,722 Into someone who isn't a lazy, spoiled mess? 57 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,682 I think Ernie's having an affair. 58 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,145 -He's hiding something. I know it. -I'm so sorry. 59 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,230 It's my fault. I pulled a bait-and-switch on him. 60 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:54,526 He married one woman and he got… this. 61 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,486 You know what I did this morning? 62 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,989 I got up before anyone, before the sun rose. 63 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,116 I could've done anything. 64 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,535 I could've gone for a jog. And you know what I did? 65 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,872 I baked a batch of oatmeal cookies, then I ate them all 66 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,624 one by one while the sun came up. 67 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,877 So I don't think there's much point in working out. 68 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,086 Not now. 69 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,798 You know exactly how she feels. Shame, rinse, repeat. 70 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,176 You can't do anything about that now, 71 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:24,431 but you can change this moment right now if you move and you sweat. 72 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:26,642 I promise. 73 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,186 I guess. 74 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:34,733 One brick today, one brick tomorrow, and pretty soon you've built something. 75 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,944 Something solid that's all yours. 76 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,404 Yeah, thank you. I just-- I can't. 77 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,700 I'm sorry. I'm gonna see if Miriam's defrosting the chicken. 78 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,877 Fuck it. You're not leaving here empty-handed. 79 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,048 It's one video camera. 80 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,551 You saw how many goddamn gadgets he had. 81 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,636 He probably won't even notice it's gone. 82 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,931 Rich asshole like him with more money than he knows what to do with. 83 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,140 Hey. 84 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,559 Oh, my God. 85 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,394 -I didn't see you there. -Sorry. 86 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,979 Didn't mean to scare ya. 87 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:15,941 I just wanted to see if you and Danny were gonna join us on Thursday. 88 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,651 The club. 89 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,571 Did Greta forget to invite you? 90 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,614 I think she might've. 91 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,575 Okay. Well, it's grunion run time, 92 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,452 and the beach club does a big, big party every year. 93 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:31,164 Lots of fun, very casual. Beer in the bottle. That kind of thing. 94 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:35,627 Perfect chance to press some flesh, spread the word about Danny's campaign. 95 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,130 Yes, of course. That sounds-- Yes, we'll be there. 96 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,048 All righty. See you then. 97 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,384 Ahoy! 98 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:44,428 Okay. 99 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,389 Drive, you fucking idiot. 100 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:54,897 Shit. 101 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,110 You don't have a couch in the van? 102 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,821 I don't have a fucking couch, man. I had to get rid of it. 103 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,865 -I got bedbugs in the couch. -What? 104 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,326 -Shit. So you did have one in there. -Oh, God. 105 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,494 -I did. -Oh, God. That is the best. 106 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,372 I fit a whole couch in there and then fixed the-- 107 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,877 Tequila Sheila. 108 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,088 You get in here and give me some love. 109 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,258 He's always gotta press it up against you. 110 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:28,305 Your hair smells exactly the same, like lady parts and pineapple. 111 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,767 Jerry. What? Gosh, it's been so long. 112 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,644 What brings you down here? 113 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:38,357 And in this corner, heavyweight champion of Bay Area activism 114 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,986 and my new campaign manager, Jerry Goldman! 115 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,323 Oh, man. Back together again. 116 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,618 -Like beans and rice. -Like dykes and dogs. 117 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,329 Can I talk to you for a second? 118 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,413 -Me? -Yeah. 119 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,957 -Okay, yeah. -Right back, lovebirds. 120 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,501 -I'm gonna drain the vein, okay? -Okay. 121 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:03,757 Babe. Before you start, okay, Jerry does this for a living. 122 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:06,176 I mean, he got Stanley Bukowski elected up there, you know? 123 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,179 And Stanley, he thought Lenin was too open-minded. 124 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:12,558 This isn't San Francisco, and he doesn't know the community, 125 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,477 and they don't go with flows here. 126 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,771 Can you give him some credit, all right? 127 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,983 Jerry is going to help me do a lot of the big work 128 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,860 and still stay true to myself. 129 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,946 I just wish that we talked about it first. 130 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,574 I'm assuming that he's not doing this for free. 131 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,201 We decided to use our savings. What the hell else are they for? 132 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,620 The savings are imaginary. A ghost. 133 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,456 Couldn't help but overhear. 134 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,417 I hate to take dinero from comrades, 135 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,044 but I'm actually gonna need that money pronto. 136 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,548 -Just kind of my policy in this capacity. -Of course, Jer. 137 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,592 No, we totally respect that. 138 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,510 You know what I've been dreaming of lately? 139 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:51,263 That it's ten years ago and you're still relevant? 140 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,973 Those falafel balls you used to make. 141 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:57,144 I could put away a dozen of those, and maybe another cold beer to go with? 142 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,858 Jerry, everybody slept with Trish. 143 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,068 -That's not an accomplishment. -Oh, man. 144 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:08,697 If everyone did it, what makes it special that you did it? 145 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,907 Even Ricky? 146 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,286 Six times. Junior year. 147 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,038 No. 148 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,582 Why didn't I get to do that? 149 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,668 Well, I mean, I thought every single professor I had was attractive. 150 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,046 I don't know. Yes, every one of them. 151 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,716 I don't know if that means I love education or sex. 152 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,465 -Need some chairs, tables. -Forget chairs. 153 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,550 You're out there living. 154 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,759 -Hey-- -True, man. 155 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,511 -It's about money… -Were you boiling eggs? 156 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,930 -…we need to get the ground game going. -Huh? Oh, shit. Yeah, sorry. 157 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,392 -We went on a sunrise brainstorm session. -We need to mobilize three groups. 158 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,853 -Maya's still sleeping. -The geezers, wheezers, 159 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,104 and the teasers. 160 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,648 Now, the geezers are the old folks. 161 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,318 The wheezers are the people concerned about air quality. 162 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,320 -Actually. Before I forget… -And the-- 163 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,198 …Ernie invited us to the grunion run party at the Shore Club. 164 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,534 He said it'd be a smart way to drum up some support. 165 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,537 -All right. -The Shore Club? Like a country club? 166 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,581 That's not your scene, Dan Man. 167 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,125 Yeah, but if we're talking about raising money-- 168 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:47,004 Well, I defer to your hard-earned expertise on country clubs, Sheil. 169 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,840 I mean, does this Dinah Shore joint even let Jews in? 170 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,218 -As of seven years ago, yes. -Seven years. 171 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,928 You know, it could be a good idea. 172 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:59,183 I don't know. Maybe make a few more high-profile contacts, maybe? 173 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,730 Okay. I get it. 174 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:10,736 In Reagan San Diego, you have to kiss some soft, white ass. 175 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:17,451 But word to the wise, don't try to play by their rules. 176 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,535 You won't win. 177 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,121 And I'm not just talking about the election. 178 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:25,167 In your soul, you will feel like a pandering schmuck. 179 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,544 You need to hold on to your integrity 180 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,464 like it's the last piece of tail before the firing squad. 181 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:34,593 Because at the end of the day, brother, that's all you got. 182 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,303 Yeah. 183 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,640 No one is talking about losing integrity. 184 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,977 It's a cocktail party full of people with money. 185 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,940 Which is what you like to get paid with. Right, Jer? 186 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,234 You mean that thing that you grew up with, Sheil? 187 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,570 Are your parents providing any ducats to this campaign… 188 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,655 -Okay. -…speaking of, 189 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,115 or are we all still pretending like they don't exist? 190 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,743 That's enough, Jer. Come on. 191 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,746 Hey, I never told you who the teasers are. 192 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,374 The teasers are the ladies. 193 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,377 The gals who are going to fall for your charm 194 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,005 and drag their dipshit husbands to the voting booths to vote with them. 195 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:13,173 Am I right? 196 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:17,928 The hair of the pussy can pull a freight train. 197 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,848 You know that better than anybody. 198 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,358 Raise it a little bit and put it in the center. 199 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,695 Yeah, center it a little bit. And a little to the left. 200 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,118 What's all this? 201 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,120 Bunny and me are moving back into the van. 202 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,831 Need to stay, you know, nimble. 203 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:50,335 Hey, did you give any more thought to the whole, like, campaign video thing? 204 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,671 'Cause I got some ideas. 205 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:56,425 Like Endless Summer meets Triumph of the Will. 206 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,970 I do, but class is starting, so I gotta get in there. 207 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,346 You got a good crowd in there. 208 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,850 -You uncomfortable? -Yes. 209 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,768 -You wanna stop? -Yes. 210 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,812 Good. That's the sweet spot. 211 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,148 That's where the change happens. 212 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,027 Gonna push through. 213 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,405 Now do what you don't wanna do. 214 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,159 High knees in three, two, one, 215 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:26,330 together and four, three, two, one. 216 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,003 "A little brown bear ate all his berries and cream, 217 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,881 But he was still a little hungry bear. 218 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,426 Said to his mommy, 'Can't I have just one more berry?' 219 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,054 And she said, 'Little bear, we mustn't be greedy. 220 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,891 There must be enough to last the very long winter ahead. 221 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,602 Now it's time to go to sleep, my precious one.' 222 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,900 But grumbly tummies don't make for sleepy little bears." 223 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,325 -It's not forever, you know. It's just-- -Is he helping us or are we helping him? 224 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,244 Well, why can't it be both? 225 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,079 I got into this campaign to make a difference 226 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,830 and Jerry keeps me honest. 227 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,666 I'm worried that he's gonna distract you. 228 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,919 The Shore Club. I mean, yes, that's the Establishment, but-- 229 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,339 Do you remember when you brought me to the Golf Club? 230 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:23,387 Who do you think that ticked off more? Your dad or your mom? 231 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:31,311 This liberal Jew pawing at you at the table reeking of Maui Wowie. 232 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,022 You know, sometimes I think you only started dating me 233 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,232 just to piss them off. 234 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,695 I really think the Shore Club, 235 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,406 if you show those people who you really are, 236 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,866 they'll respond. 237 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,869 They'll write checks. How could they not? 238 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,496 And it wasn't just to piss them off. 239 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,041 But that was pretty great too. 240 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,560 Of course John Breem is here. 241 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,604 Is that his wife? She's really pretty. 242 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,189 Except for the nose. 243 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,274 Hi. 244 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,984 Hi. 245 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:24,156 -Oh, my God. You look amazing. -So do you. Gosh. Those colors. 246 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,533 Yeah, I'm-- Yes, colorful. 247 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,119 Where's Danny? 248 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,539 He just had to do some work with our new campaign manager, 249 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:33,957 but he should be here any minute. 250 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,668 Okay, 'cause Breem brought the competition, 251 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:40,422 and we don't want Mike Schmidt gobbling up all the shrimp cocktail donations, do we? 252 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,633 That's funny. 253 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,513 Hey, there's Chuck Ternes. I should go say hey while I'm still sober. 254 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,097 -Okay. -Okay. 255 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,811 He used to always get me a drink, and now I gotta get my own. 256 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,149 All couples take each other for granted eventually. 257 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,526 Yes. 258 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,736 Maybe she's here, the woman he's sleeping with, right? 259 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,739 It'd be so-- I wonder who it is. 260 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,950 I wonder if I know her. 261 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,872 It's too bad, man. I really liked Brandy a lot-- 262 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,291 -Brenda. Yeah. -Brenda. Yeah. 263 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,379 -I thought she'd be different. -Me too. 264 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,298 I thought she was the one. 265 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:27,135 I mean, she studied library sciences. How fucking cute is that? 266 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:32,057 But she turned out to be another money-grubbing bitch. 267 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,519 That's rough, dude. I'm sorry. 268 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,480 Yeah. Not gonna lie, it's disappointing. 269 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:43,652 I mean, in the old days there was no separation. 270 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,948 Work, play, drugs, sex. It was all for a better world. 271 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,158 These days… 272 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:55,122 -Fuck. -It's all rules, expectations. 273 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,374 -Exactly. Exactly, man. -Right? 274 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,753 I hate to admit it, but I think it's over. 275 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:08,260 We gotta get going. 276 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,722 -Nah, man. Let's just hang out. -Oh, my Goddess. 277 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,099 You guys came out from the grunion run too? 278 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,517 -Yeah. -Of course you did. 279 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,812 It's the most magical night of the year. This was meant to be. 280 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:23,108 -Come on. Let's go. Come on! -Yeah, okay. Jerry. 281 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,985 -Yeah. -All right. Yeah. 282 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,864 I just don't get how they always remember. 283 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,367 Well, it's their mating ritual. So it's pretty important to them. 284 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,120 But every year, the exact same spot? 285 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,705 They're fish. How do they know? 286 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,792 The reproductive drive, it's a powerful and elemental force-- 287 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,294 I guess we'll never understand it. 288 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,171 And we don't have to. 289 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,964 God's will doesn't have to make sense to us. 290 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,258 It's science. What doesn't make sense 291 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,345 is how you fuckwits get to have so much money and power. 292 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,848 It's one of the beautiful mysteries of the ocean 293 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,142 that we're so blessed to enjoy in our community, 294 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:01,480 -and why it's so important to protect it. -I'm always saying that too. 295 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,524 You must meet my husband. 296 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,901 His whole conservation platform 297 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,279 is about preserving our coastline from destruction and development. 298 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,323 Well, where is he? Get him over here. 299 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,867 That's a good question. Where the fuck is he? 300 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,356 Of course, the fish themselves are disgusting, inedible. 301 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,691 They are not that bad. 302 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:50,195 Greasy, smelly, like mackerel someone left in the sun. 303 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:53,198 I seem to remember you enjoying them an awful lot last year. 304 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:56,326 And so did you. So don't act like you're so picky. 305 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,080 Good. It's the Harrisons. 306 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,040 Thought they were spending the summer in Tahoe. 307 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,208 Come on, Sheils. 308 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,046 That asshole's not coming. 309 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,052 Going for a swim? 310 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,223 I didn't bring my suit. 311 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,395 Skinny dip in the moonlight then? 312 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,358 I know the club lets democrats in now, 313 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,153 but I'm pretty sure that nudists are still off-limits. 314 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,540 Any sign of the grunion? 315 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,708 Not yet. 316 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,629 -Hope we didn't scare them off. -Nah. 317 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,964 They're much too stupid to be scared of us. 318 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,591 I wouldn't underestimate them. 319 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,052 You like to say that you can't stop progress? 320 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,762 Try stopping nature. 321 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,015 Is that what I said? 322 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,812 I guess it must be. Struck such a chord with you. 323 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,778 -What the hell was that? -'Scuse me. 324 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,029 Was nice talking to you. 325 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:33,841 It's happening, and it's fucking beautiful. 326 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,661 You have a real aptitude for this apparently. 327 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,247 Watching horny fish get caught? 328 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,169 Getting people to open their wallets. 329 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:16,592 Charming the uncharmable. Chuck, Lisa Harrison, the Suttons. 330 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,970 Preston Beale resents giving pennies to UNICEF, 331 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,139 but he says he's writing you a check. 332 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,640 Well, I haven't had a chance 333 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:27,144 to ask you what you'll be contributing to Danny's campaign yet. 334 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:30,939 I'll tell you what. 335 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,735 Whatever you raise tonight, I'll match it. 336 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,988 And I hope Danny appreciates it. 337 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,866 Wherever he is. 338 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,850 Hi, Mrs… Rubin I-- 339 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,977 Maya went down at 7:30. 340 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,331 Tequila Sheila. 341 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,875 You want one of these little fuckers? They're pretty rank-- 342 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,627 The party is over. 343 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,089 Party is over! 344 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:40,968 Hey! 345 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:45,389 Did you see the grunion? You wanna know my theory? 346 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,099 I'm good. 347 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,275 There she is. 348 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,360 Foxy face. 349 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,071 Foxy wife. 350 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,616 How lucky am I, huh? Have so much-- 351 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,411 What the fuck? 352 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,955 -Jesus-- -Where the fuck were you? 353 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:16,420 Okay. We were headed over, and then we ran into some supporters 354 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,006 and we started talking campaign talk, 355 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,716 and then they were going to the beach. 356 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,635 -We were going that way anyways-- -All by myself all night long! 357 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:24,970 No idea where you were, 358 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:28,932 apologizing for you to Ernie, to everybody like some fucking idiot. 359 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:32,519 I tried to tell you that that is not my scene. 360 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:33,812 Well, you think it's mine? 361 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:37,107 You think I wanna be there by myself fucking asking these people for money 362 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:38,901 for someone who couldn't even show up? 363 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,653 Okay, let's just… Can we shh for a second? 364 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:45,157 How high are you right now because you look fucking ridiculous. 365 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,118 -What are you wearing? -I found this at the beach 366 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:51,205 and it is keeping me safe, and I am high. 367 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:53,332 And I'll tell you what, you should be too. 368 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,585 Because what the fuck is going on with you, huh? 369 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,712 Are you trying to put this on me? 370 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:03,717 What? No. Yes. Yes, because at one point, you used to be a pretty cool chick. 371 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,429 You-- Yeah, I have never been cool. 372 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:10,349 I only just fucking pretend to be cool for you, you fucking-- 373 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:14,853 All right, all right, all right. 374 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:18,315 -You are really goddamn strong. -Fuck off. 375 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,399 Okay. 376 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:23,987 I fucked up. 377 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,824 I fucked up. Hey. Okay? 378 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:32,120 I should've been there, and I wasn't. All right, babe? 379 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,414 I'm really fucking sorry. 380 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:39,670 I succumbed to the easy path as per usual, all right? 381 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:45,008 But you are the fucking sun to me. 382 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,343 You know that, right? 383 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,429 And none of this was happening without you. 384 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:52,015 You saved it. You thought of Save Our Wave. 385 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:56,103 You just summoned that out of nothing like a fucking sorceress. 386 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,938 A visionary. 387 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,107 Now look, maybe you don't think that you're cool, 388 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,235 but from where I'm sitting… 389 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:08,240 you are the coolest fucking chick who has ever walked this earth. 390 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:13,370 I raised $2,000 tonight without your help. 391 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,414 Hell yes, babe. 392 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,001 God, do you not see what a fucking rock star you are? 393 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,669 I mean, holy shit. 394 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,756 Do you want this? 395 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,261 Yes. More than anything. 396 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,598 Then you gotta step up. 397 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:42,774 Oh, man. 398 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:46,778 Hey, babe. I got this. This is my mess. 399 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,822 I'll take care of it, all right. You go get some rest. 400 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,408 -Really? -Yeah. 401 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,839 Today will be different. Today will be better. 402 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,426 Today you will speak out, be heard. 403 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,890 It's for you, babe. 404 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,226 And can you-- Can you start another pot of coffee? 405 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:20,020 We're dragging ass. A lot of work to do. 406 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,522 -Hello? -Hey. 407 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:23,482 Sorry to call you so early, but I have to cancel 408 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,900 our workout appointment again. 409 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,568 -Greta-- -Pick me up. 410 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,362 Apparently our new video camera went missing. 411 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:31,198 It's gotta be around here somewhere, but Ernie's, like, going berserk. 412 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,283 -I-- Yeah. -Pick me up. 413 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,660 -I'm so sorry. -Pick me up. 414 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,662 -I hope that it turns up. -Pick me up. 415 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:39,748 Yeah, so do I. Anyway, I'll see you at school. Bye. 416 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,794 -Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. -Pick me up. Pick me up. 417 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:45,629 Pick me up. 418 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,464 -So-- -Up, up, up. 419 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,800 -I'm hungry, hungry, hungry. -Yeah? What do you want? 420 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,302 -Hungry. I'm hungry. -So, I-- 421 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:53,720 I have an idea. 422 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:58,559 I thought we could do a campaign video for Save Our Wave. 423 00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:01,436 -There's a young filmmaker… -Peanut butter. 424 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,272 …with a really compelling visual sense. 425 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,398 He's actually a surfer. 426 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,692 And I thought we could enlist him like with these images, 427 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:09,820 -and combine the cultural-- -Babe, babe, babe. Seriously. 428 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,698 We're dying over here. The coffee? 429 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,632 You can take her since you're home working. 430 00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,676 Wait, what? Where are you going? 431 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,261 Out. 432 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,598 Maybe she's on her rag? 433 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,232 Rad. I'm starving. 434 00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,495 Holy shit. 435 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,332 That is a sweet piece of machinery right there. 436 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,545 Are you finally ready to make that campaign video? 437 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,089 Fuck the campaign video. 438 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:54,842 I'm ready to make a fortune.