1 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,845 Eyes forward. Face calm. You deserve to be here. 2 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,805 Or, at least, you have to convince him you do. 3 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,853 You're not gonna kill me, are you? 4 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,439 What? No. What? No! 5 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,734 Why would you-- No. No, I-I'm here to… 6 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,320 Run away from the husband trying to lock you in the loony bin. 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:32,573 …accept your generous offer of the endorsement thing. 8 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,493 The "endorsement thing"? 9 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,913 You've given it a lot of thought, clearly. 10 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:41,208 Sell it. Believe it. It's the only way he will. 11 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,127 I have actually, and I realized-- 12 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,798 I mean, what an opportunity working with and learning from you would be. 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,175 So, here I am. 14 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,804 Should we make it official? 15 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,436 -Let's tan. -Excuse me? 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,647 My treat. Come on. 17 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,486 Hey, I don't like the way we left things the other day. I regret it. 18 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,154 Don't say another word. 19 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,991 I mean, it was an intellectual disagreement, 20 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,494 and luckily we live in a country where that can still happen. 21 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,454 Water under the bridge. 22 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,415 -Let me pour you a glass. -Great. 23 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:26,336 Do you have those 990 series forms and the EIN tax documents for E.Y.E.? 24 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,925 Yeah, somewhere. I don't know exactly where. 25 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,760 Would you go get them, please? 26 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,597 Is this some kind of a breakup? 27 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,684 No. No, it is most definitely not a breakup. 28 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,811 Yeah, obviously I didn't mean it like that. Jesus. 29 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,732 It's been decided that it would be best if you and E.Y.E. parted ways. 30 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,275 I need those tax documents. 31 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,027 So, it's a coup? 32 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,155 Come on, Danny. It's not like you care about any of this. 33 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,325 I don't care? I don't care? I-- 34 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,494 Nothing hurts more than someone saying that I-- 35 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,998 All I do is care! All I do is fucking care! 36 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,208 -About the ocean? -Yes! 37 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,334 -The environment? -Yes! 38 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,585 I don't think so. 39 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,755 The less you have to do with the group, the better-off it's done. 40 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,883 Our donations are up threefold ever since that good press we got. 41 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,385 You know, some people just aren't cut out for leadership. 42 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,845 And your son, Leo, is? 43 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,972 Maybe. After a few years at least. 44 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,641 Oh, yeah, maybe, in a few years. 45 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,143 He has the charisma of a pile of fucking laundry. 46 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,146 Have you heard him talk about his crush at school, Stephanie K.? 47 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,273 Come on, pal. 48 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,526 He's delusional. And I'll tell you what, so are you! 49 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,693 Danny! 50 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,534 Why don't you go get the tax forms so I can get on with my day? 51 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,036 Okay. 52 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,502 So, you still teach some of your classes, right? 53 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,339 Even though you've expanded, you still lead a lot of your classes? 54 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,551 More than I should. So says Marika, at least. 55 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,302 Why does she say that? 56 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:01,098 Well, to her, classes are the ground level of the pyramid. 57 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,725 Well, I guess that makes sense. 58 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,602 She's a genius. 59 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,147 Maybe she's gay too. That's gotta be what this is. 60 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,484 Yeah. Well, the thing about aerobics that I love is the aerobics. 61 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,779 And I-- You know, I hardly get to do it anymore. 62 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,366 If she heard you say that, she would tear you to shreds! 63 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,243 "It's not a hobby. Grow up. 64 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,371 If we don't stop growing, we die. Stop biting your fingernails." 65 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:28,125 I bite my fingernails, and she hates that about me. 66 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,753 So, what is the top of the pyramid? 67 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,131 I mean, really. Is there one? 68 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,217 Is that a philosophical question or a business one? 69 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,886 Both. 70 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:42,264 When you get a big, fat, juicy buyout offer. 71 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,600 I'm talking Nabisco big. 72 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,686 And then you just sell the whole fucking pyramid 73 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,396 and move to the Bahamas. 74 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,400 But that's a ways away yet. 75 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,031 Are you here to work for me or to try to become me? 76 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,408 He's onto you. Better play dumb. 77 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,744 I guess I-- 78 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,538 I'm not really sure. 79 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,711 I'm gonna miss it here. 80 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:14,796 Okay. 81 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,466 -You're not? -No. 82 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,302 I am ready for new. 83 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,137 Mexico's been around, Bun. 84 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,764 I meant new to us. 85 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,850 Just disappearing for a while, laying low. 86 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,186 That sounds pretty fucking cool to me right now. 87 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,148 I have to say goodbye to her. 88 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,070 My surf spot. 89 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,614 Waves are waves. They got 'em down there too. Keep packing. 90 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:46,828 Fine. Fuck! We'll go by there on our way out of town. 91 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,957 You're the champ, Bun! 92 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,418 You know, I'm taping a new infomercial today. 93 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,088 Tonight, actually. Marika thinks it will help capture 94 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,550 the "night time is the right time" energy of the thing. 95 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,468 What's the thing? 96 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,221 Well, I am the thing, always. 97 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,475 But the concept is a Vegas nightclub on New Year's Eve. 98 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,519 "Counting Down to a New You." 99 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,480 "New You's Eve." 100 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,524 Exactly! 101 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:19,361 But Marika wants an "Ol' Blue Eyes in the Playboy Club" feel, 102 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:23,115 and I want it to be… something else. 103 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:26,577 Well, you're the thing, right? So, just do it your way. 104 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,370 I mean, we do this every time. 105 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,123 We get in a fight before something big. It's our tradition. 106 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:35,169 And it's stressful and it wears on us both. 107 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,378 Yeah. But it's your process, 108 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,463 and you couldn't change it even if you wanted to. 109 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,548 Exactly. 110 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:55,981 She's right, and I'm sorry. 111 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:02,154 I'm so sorry. I don't know you. I don't know anything about you. 112 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,157 I pretend like I do 'cause I'm so full of shit. 113 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,623 You don't know anything about me. 114 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,878 And… I want that to change. 115 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,465 I want that to change right now. 116 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,260 It's not too late. 117 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,223 I'm tired of being full of shit. 118 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,851 I'm tired of pretending like I care, like I know you. 119 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,313 Pretending like you know me. 120 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,275 It changes right now. Right now. 121 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,665 Have we been in here too long? 122 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,042 -I'm starting to feel a little-- -Relax. 123 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,545 You think they'd sell these things if they weren't safe? 124 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,631 Without a base tan, the sun will burn you to a crisp. 125 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,552 -I just need to be out by noon. -Why is that? 126 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:11,098 Because I have an appointment with somebody who has disappointed us. 127 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,100 And I just can't miss it. 128 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,020 What the fuck is this? 129 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,358 You picked an interesting day to be my little shadow. 130 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,819 I don't know about being your little shadow. 131 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:24,987 I do. 132 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,532 You know I can see you, right? 133 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,243 I have ever since you stumbled into my class. 134 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:35,247 You have a real… something. 135 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,333 I might like you. And I don't like anyone. 136 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,461 Well, I might like you too. 137 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,799 When I was about three or four-- 138 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,718 I don't know how old. Was I three? 139 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,345 -I was just bodyboarding then, so… -Can we do this faster? 140 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,097 Nope. I was three. 141 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,225 My cousin was the first one to tell me I could piss in the ocean. 142 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,436 Right over there. 143 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,106 He was just like, "Go in the ocean, dude." 144 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,192 I was like, "Cool." 145 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,152 I was about ankle-deep in. 146 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,113 I just pulled down my trunks and started pissing. 147 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,199 It was glorious. 148 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,491 Sounds like it. 149 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,328 -But then-- -Baby, there is more to this story? 150 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,121 This crotchety old lady, 151 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,832 she grabbed me by the ear and drags me back to my cousin, 152 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,960 and Joe is like, "He's three years old. Now fuck off." 153 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,630 She got all offended and stomped off. 154 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,134 People stomped off back then, you know? 155 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,219 Now… 156 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,724 Yep, that dude's drowning. 157 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:55,661 God. Hated that. But it had to happen. 158 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,583 What did he do that was so bad that he deserved that? 159 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,420 Well, he did inferior work on our product-- my product. 160 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:10,217 And if I let people continue to do that without consequences, 161 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,718 we're finished. 162 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,514 What happened to you as a child? 163 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,934 Everything, obviously. 164 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,396 Do you wanna see how big my house is? 165 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,816 Careful. You need a meal ticket, not a new best friend. 166 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,234 I do. 167 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,033 Here we are. 168 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,329 Where are my babies? Where are they? 169 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,583 Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? 170 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:46,336 Where are you? Here you are! Yes, baby! Oh, yes! Kisses. 171 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,631 Yes. Kisses, kisses. Good boy. Kisses. 172 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,176 Why is this? 173 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,595 We've met. Sheila Rubin. 174 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,765 I know. But why is this, Vincent? 175 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,268 Hush. Come here. 176 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,566 We're talking about bringing Sheila under the Vinnie Green banner. 177 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,570 Yes, we just had a great meeting at the offices, 178 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,740 and Vinnie thought we should come back here and continue the conversation. 179 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,701 -I'm in town just for a few more hours-- -Vincent and I will talk. 180 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,746 Sheila had her first tan today at the office. 181 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:25,125 I mean, think about that. At her age, first time in the tanning bed. 182 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,127 Well, in San Diego, 183 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,254 we do tend to just rely on the sun. 184 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,048 Your skin is… 185 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,635 No. 186 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:38,805 Now, Vincent, we have a frozen-food company from Cincinnati 187 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,349 coming to the shoot tonight, 188 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,185 and then to have a big talk afterward. 189 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:50,901 Do you have a Cincinnati, San Diego? 190 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,445 I don't know what you're asking me. 191 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,030 Perhaps you don't belong here? 192 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,158 That doesn't seem like a question. 193 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,202 Marika, you're being too playful. 194 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,120 She wants to help sell our hosiery. 195 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,373 Well, I've seen the tape, and she won't. 196 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,458 Women don't like you. 197 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,587 Your tuxedo came back from the tailors, 198 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,756 and it is perfect. 199 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,011 Can we talk about my wardrobe for tonight? 200 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:23,851 I'm leaning towards something a little more casual than the tuxedo. 201 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,227 You know, more me. 202 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,856 Come upstairs. 203 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,024 I want to hear how it went with Diem. 204 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,910 Just a little closer, dude. 205 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,165 -You all right? -Yeah. 206 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,338 -Okay. Okay. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 207 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,802 Oh, no fucking way! 208 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,138 Right? It's this fucking guy. 209 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,056 I don't know what happened. 210 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,186 The current started to take me out. 211 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,562 What are the odds? 212 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,023 He was probably trying to kill himself to get away from her. 213 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,734 Dude-- 214 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,110 Wait, I know you. 215 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,029 You do, dude. I know. 216 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,448 Okay, great. We've put two and two together. 217 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,908 -Now, Tyler-- -Tyler? 218 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,826 -I'm him, dude. -And Bunny. 219 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,163 You just saved my fucking life. 220 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,333 Just like Elton said you would. 221 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,919 Oh, yeah, I'm not a huge fan, but that's cool. 222 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,921 Uh-huh. We're leaving. 223 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:35,923 Wait! Wait! 224 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,508 Wait. 225 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,636 This is a sign. 226 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,388 Oh, no. It's not. 227 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,183 We were meant to be here at this exact moment. 228 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,351 Don't say it. 229 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,186 This all happened for a reason. 230 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,729 Hey! Hey. 231 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,149 Isn't there, like, some kind of medieval code or something? 232 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:57,486 You gotta come over to my house for wine and sweetmeats now? 233 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,907 -Sounds pretty chill. -What is happening? 234 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,034 I make a pretty decent mole. 235 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,871 How did he know I love mole? 236 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,542 You don't have to call him. 237 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,254 You're in rehab, so it's perfectly acceptable to be out of touch. 238 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,714 You're healing. Growing. 239 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:22,094 Unless he calls them and finds out you did a runner and never showed up. 240 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:25,639 Just call him. Buy yourself some time to see this Vinnie thing through. 241 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,189 Keep it simple. Don't get yourself into any more trouble. 242 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,157 You've reached the Rubins. 243 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,244 Please leave us a message after the tone, and we will call you back. 244 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,745 Peace and love. 245 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,833 Hi, Danny! Hi, Maya. 246 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,378 It's me. It's Sheila. Mama. 247 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,673 I just wanted to call to check in 248 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:05,512 and let you know that I'm good. It's been very, very good here. 249 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,223 I'm already feeling much healthier 250 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:13,270 and learning so much about myself and the path ahead. 251 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,316 So, thank you for encouraging me to come here. 252 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:22,946 I really appreciate it. And I love you both. 253 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,991 And I should let someone else use the phone now, 254 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,036 but I'll see you soon. Okay. Bye. 255 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,166 You found the phone, I see. Good. 256 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,294 I hope that's okay. I was just checking in with my family. 257 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,421 I understand as a father of two. 258 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,217 Come on. I wanna show you my lair. 259 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,536 Can you even move in that thing? 260 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,621 Well, it gives a little more than it did, 261 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,915 but I still feel like I'm in a straitjacket. 262 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,459 Well, you have to be comfortable to be confident. 263 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,087 I'm stealing that. 264 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,382 -Go tell her. -It's still rest period. 265 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,847 And she takes her rest period somewhere else? 266 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,598 She sleeps upstairs in the master. 267 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,977 I run hot body-temp-wise. 268 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,104 It's the one thing that we're not in sync on. 269 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,606 But here, it's nice and cool because of the concrete. 270 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,650 Plus, there's my train set. 271 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,449 I've had it my whole life, and the sound, it just-- it soothes me. 272 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,871 And this was your decision? Living in the garage? 273 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,707 Well, of course, it was. It's my house. 274 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,670 I like it this way. You know, it works for both of us. 275 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,715 Do you really like it? Or are you just used to it? 276 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,885 We all adapt to our circumstances, don't we? 277 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,848 Like you and your husband. You had a good chat before? 278 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,016 Watch it. 279 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,935 You're here to learn his secrets, not the other way around. 280 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:21,023 I just left a message. He worries. 281 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,358 Then it's good that you checked in. 282 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,993 You want me to show you the outfit I like for the shoot? 283 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,501 Sorry I sort of overpromised on the mole. 284 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,504 I think I meant guacamole. I don't know how to make mole. 285 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:44,880 It's all good, dude. 286 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:48,175 So, Queen Sheila's off at some spa for the weekend? 287 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,137 Is she paying them, or are they paying her? 288 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,389 No. We're paying. 289 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,768 But she just, you know, needed a little break. 290 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,938 You sure I can't get you a glass for that? 291 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,981 Fucking told you I'm good with the bottle. 292 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,525 Babe, please? 293 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,780 So, Mexico? 294 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,366 How'd that idea come together? 295 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,038 Tyler's always wanted to learn how to make homemade tortillas. 296 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,499 That's true. 297 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,294 So, like, sort of a small business venture? 298 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,130 I don't know. You know, 299 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,800 just seems like they probably have a head start on you down there 300 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,636 when it comes to market share and expertise. 301 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,557 This might be a good time to admit, 302 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,351 we haven't thought the Mexico plan fully, super through. 303 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,520 So, why are you guys really going? 304 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,022 Why is your wife really out of town? 305 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,399 Okay. 306 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,568 I got it. 307 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,029 Who am I to tell you guys how to live your lives? 308 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,574 -Nobody. -Nobody's nobody. 309 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,784 Everybody's somebody. 310 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:59,872 Yes. That right there is the truth. 311 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,499 Wait, is that the truth? 312 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,544 No, now that I think about it, I don't think that's the truth at all 313 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,672 because there's a lot of nobodies out there just walking amongst us, 314 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,259 and a lot of those nobodies think they are somebodies. 315 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,095 Is this what a nervous breakdown looks like? 316 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,973 Could I share something with you guys that I've never shared before? 317 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:23,645 Marika may seem overbearing to you, I know. 318 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,982 A lot of people don't understand it, and I don't blame them. 319 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,776 I understand it completely. 320 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,990 I've had some experience with a Marika-type in my life. 321 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,159 You know, someone with a real hold over me. 322 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,536 -What, your husband? -No. 323 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,958 It's someone else. Someone I've just gotten very used to. 324 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,296 That I always thought I needed, but I'm beginning to think… 325 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,132 What are you doing? This is not helpful or necessary. 326 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,968 …that she's holding me back. 327 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,638 How is sharing this helping you? Shut your trap. 328 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,600 She just needs me to need her. She's a parasite. 329 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:06,146 She tells me she's helping me, but really, she's draining me. 330 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:09,107 Wait, your mother? Your manager? Who is this person? 331 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,401 What are you gonna say? She's a voice in your head? 332 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,196 He'll think you're crazy, and he's an adult with a train set. 333 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,491 She's an old friend, someone who's been with me for a while. 334 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,203 Do you love it? Because I do. I love it. 335 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,330 -It's incredible. -It is, isn't it? 336 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,626 -Do you want a pep pill? -Yeah. 337 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,631 I get them from a valet parking attendant at the Bistro Gardens, 338 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,466 and Marika doesn't know about it. 339 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,135 We have to keep a few little secrets, don't we? 340 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,933 Being in the studio is always nice, 341 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,145 but here is where the real creative magic happens. 342 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,567 But there's a little game that I like to play first. 343 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,073 You have the chance to even the score right now in the lightning round. 344 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,242 Rapid fire. 345 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,078 Don't think. Just answer. 346 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,874 No skipping. No lying. Don't fuck with me, or you're out. 347 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,084 -You ready? -Yes. 348 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,670 Go. Who were you lying to on the telephone? 349 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,173 -I told you. I wasn't lying-- -Who exactly? 350 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,842 -My husband. -And? 351 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:17,926 My child. 352 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,803 Where do your husband and child think you are? 353 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,597 -Spa. -Fuck you, Sheila. 354 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,141 -A mental health facility. -For what? 355 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,475 For bulimia. 356 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,852 Is that the throwing-up one? 357 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,062 -Verbal answers only, please. -Yes. 358 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,856 -Does it work? -Yes, until it doesn't. 359 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,774 Your Marika-type, who is it? 360 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,735 -It's me. -No cheating. 361 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,821 It's me, but it's not me. It's just a voice inside my head. 362 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,990 -Sounds crazy. -Yes, it is. 363 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,200 And she controls you? 364 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,076 Well, it feels that way, yes. 365 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,328 And do you hate her? 366 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,830 Intensely, but I am her too. 367 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,667 Who messed with you when you were a kid? 368 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,128 Friend of my father's. 369 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,925 Me too! 370 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,512 Ding, ding! 371 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,430 She did it! 372 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,349 Johnny, tell her what she's won! 373 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,393 She gets a chance to dance with Vinnie. 374 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,270 Ha, fucking, ha! 375 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,939 Green! 376 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,254 Yes! 377 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,577 -Your turn. -Oh, no. That's not how this works. 378 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,829 Fuck you, Vinnie. 379 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:13,250 What's the arrangement with you and Marika? 380 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,502 We share our home and our lives. Full stop. 381 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:17,921 Does she know you're gay? 382 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,632 Everyone knows how blissfully happy I am. 383 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:22,926 You know what I mean. 384 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,512 Well, we understand and support each other. 385 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:28,265 I had a six-month affair with a Mormon man I despise. 386 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,143 Even though it's over, I just miss it. 387 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,312 I miss being that awful to myself. 388 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,023 -Well, at least you ended it, right? -No. He did. 389 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,109 I don't stop anything myself. That's what the voice is for. 390 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,111 Is that what the voice is for? 391 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,324 That's what it wants you to think. 392 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,620 But you can do anything you set your mind to. 393 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,830 You really believe that? 394 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:53,040 I make people believe it. 395 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,793 And that's even better than believing it myself. 396 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:04,843 So without anyone asking or even suggesting that I should, 397 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:09,723 ever since I was 16, I have been writing my life story. 398 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,099 In my own words. 399 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,353 And I continue to write it, 400 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:18,649 even as my life has become less and less notable. 401 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,901 Are you gonna read some of it to us? 402 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,946 Damn right he is. Pick a page. 403 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,490 Yeah, I will. Yeah. 404 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,001 Okay. 405 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,419 Yeah. 406 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,843 No one's ever heard this before. 407 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:51,348 "And then, there I was, alone, 408 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,934 with nothing but a flashlight, my thoughts, 409 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:57,855 and a bottle of Hemingway to wash it all down." 410 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,567 Actually, this is more painful than I thought it would be. 411 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:03,068 Keep going. 412 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:10,242 "I found out early that a good book is a warm blanket"-- 413 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,702 Jesus Christ. 414 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:16,582 "But reality is a chilly place, and politics is a cold bitch"-- 415 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,208 That's unnecessary. 416 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:23,630 "One that tears away our illusion of safety and forces us to face the… 417 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:27,551 dragon of life." 418 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,512 I don't think I can continue. 419 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,014 You can and you will. 420 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:42,941 That's her. 421 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,611 Don't worry. Just stay focused. You got this. 422 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:53,035 Okay. You've had your fun. Now put on the correct clothes. 423 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,453 These are the correct clothes. 424 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,705 -Shut up, you. -That's not very kind. 425 00:24:56,788 --> 00:25:00,167 Don't fucking talk to me like that. I'm not scared of you. 426 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:02,836 You're not smart enough to be. 427 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:08,050 -She's not your fucking mother. -And she is very much not your friend. 428 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,843 You know nothing about her. 429 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:13,263 She is another imitator. Another parasite. 430 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,723 She listened to me! 431 00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:19,478 All day. To my ideas. 432 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,855 When's the last time you listened to me 433 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,024 instead of bullying me into listening to you? 434 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,693 Well, 435 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:29,404 I guess that's it then. 436 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,032 Enjoy your shoot. 437 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,793 Okay. 438 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:47,673 "My 24th year on this blue marble would prove to be my boldest. 439 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:52,970 But that night, I took one more sip of Ernesto, and off I went. 440 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,223 To discover, to grow, 441 00:25:56,306 --> 00:26:00,853 to pick the fights that needed fighting, and to win." 442 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,774 That sucked. 443 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,360 You sucked. 444 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:13,407 Yes, I did. And I do. 445 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,286 And despite all my amateurish predictions, 446 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:22,082 I neither started any fights nor won any. 447 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:28,255 Is it any wonder she cheated on me? 448 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:36,180 So, you're, like, cool with her? 449 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:41,143 Well, I wouldn't say "cool," but I understand it. 450 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,270 -We all do. -Big of you, man, 451 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:47,232 considering who she got it on with, which is like your archenemy. 452 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:49,693 Wait, what was that now? 453 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,828 Places, everyone. Places for the top of the show. 454 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,339 Just go get her, Sheila, please. Just tell her I'm sorry. 455 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:15,677 Vinnie. Vinnie, you're fine. 456 00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:17,804 You've done this so many times before. 457 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:20,849 Just go out there and be you. Just be you. 458 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:24,645 Shut the fuck up! Just find her, please! 459 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:28,607 I need her. 460 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,363 Please. Please, Sheila. 461 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,672 You silly fool. 462 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:55,467 I told you not to get sucked in, but you wouldn't listen. 463 00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,386 You never listen. 464 00:27:58,136 --> 00:27:59,429 You thought you could fix him, 465 00:27:59,513 --> 00:28:01,723 and then all your problems would disappear? 466 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,058 That I would disappear? 467 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,397 But I'm not going anywhere. 468 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,900 You can't fire me. You can't tune me out. You need me. 469 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:15,112 Shut up! Shut the fuck up. Please. 470 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,698 -You'll rot without me. -I said stop it! 471 00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,908 You'll turn into an old, lazy, fat fuck 472 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:21,994 with nothing to show for yourself. Nothing to live for. 473 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:26,623 -No reason to be alive on this planet. -Get out! Get out of here! Get out! 474 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,543 -Are you all right, ma'am? -No! No! 475 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:32,045 I'm not okay! I'm not okay. 476 00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:34,965 I just-- It's-- None of this is working anymore. 477 00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,552 I just need some help. 478 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,310 May I help you? 479 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,521 Yeah, I'm Danny Rubin, here to see my wife, Sheila. 480 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:53,066 -Rubin? -Yeah. Sheila Rubin. 481 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:56,236 I'm sorry, sir. I'm not aware of any patient by that name.