1 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,089 Tonight was nice. 2 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,216 -Yeah. Yeah, it was. -Yeah. 3 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,554 Maya had a good time. 4 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,056 Which is what's important. 5 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,433 -Yeah. Yeah, she did. -Yeah. 6 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,979 All right. Well, I'll be in touch. 7 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,647 Yeah, we'll talk Thursday… 8 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,649 -Right. Yeah. -…about the weekend. 9 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,319 Okay. 10 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,947 -Sleep well. -You too. 11 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,759 Here you go, Mrs. Rubin. 12 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,094 They didn't have small curd cottage cheese at the store. 13 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,347 I hope that's okay. This is medium curd, I think. 14 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,933 But I did ask them if they would look into the small curd. 15 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,726 They said they'd see about ordering it. 16 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,145 Relax, Fidelia. This looks great. 17 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,980 And I really want you to call me Sheila. 18 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,983 It's just gonna take a lot of getting used to. 19 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,277 If my mom heard me call a boss by their first name-- 20 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,612 -Thank you. -Okay. 21 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,039 All right, fellas. Let's go. Everything's coming in here. 22 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,541 Hi. 23 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,167 Hey. How'd you beat me here? 24 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,421 I ran into Ernie in the parking lot, which was kinda fun. 25 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,590 But I said, "See you at home, honey. No time." 26 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,384 -What's all this? -Right. 27 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,719 Well, Ernie bought out and liquidated a company, 28 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,097 which-- Don't worry, everyone got severance. Probably. 29 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,432 But anyway, that means free furniture. 30 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,060 Free to us, at least. So, isn't that great? 31 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,814 Well, the thing is, I kinda like it the way it is. 32 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,484 -Yeah, you mean empty, right? -Yeah, I do. 33 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,361 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 34 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,865 It looks so-- No, I mean, we have all these meetings coming up. 35 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,241 Who will take us seriously? 36 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:24,746 To me, it feels unencumbered. Just full of possibility. 37 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,373 I agree. 38 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,084 Yeah. Well, of course you do, sweetie. You just got here. 39 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,295 No. But I get it. 40 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,589 Yep. Clean slate. Fresh start. 41 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,717 Hold up! Everything's going back on the truck. 42 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,927 Broom it, boys. You heard the lady. 43 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:48,103 Overhead is minuscule, which means the margins are impressive. 44 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:52,149 And what about shipping? It looks very bulky. 45 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,527 The to-market version comes in two pieces that snap together in the center. 46 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,322 Yeah. "To-market" means the real version. 47 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,532 This is what they call the beta. 48 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:05,162 Thank you for cracking that mysterious code for me. 49 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,624 Well, I like it. I like it a lot. 50 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,629 But I don't love it. And I really need to love it, don't I? 51 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,797 Of course. You're the one selling it. 52 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,425 So, let's just go over a few tweaks that I have. Okay? 53 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,941 See? It opens up. 54 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,945 Let's see. Right. 55 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,532 No. This is not-- 56 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,867 This is dangerous. I mean… 57 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,107 It's great. It looks great. 58 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,860 The changes are great. They're exactly what I asked for. 59 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,447 But, I have been thinking. 60 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,491 And a lot of women-- they don't have a separate space for exercise. 61 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,660 And storage is an issue for everyone. 62 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:14,249 So I want to see it get fully flat, without compromising the stability. 63 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,585 Yeah, we're so close, Ern. A few more tweaks. 64 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,755 Well, eventually, the tweaks are gonna have to stop. 65 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,757 You know, these prototypes aren't cheap. 66 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,135 I thought they were cheap. I thought that was the whole point. 67 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,305 Cheap product. Steep pricing. 68 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,059 I thought that's what gave you a boner for it in the first place. 69 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:37,898 Look, nobody needs to spend $19.99 on a step. 70 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,484 There are plenty of free steps out there in the world. 71 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,653 And we can address that in the marketing phase. 72 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,864 We'll never get to the marketing phase if we don't go into production. 73 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,075 -I promise this is-- -Hey, this is so exciting, right? 74 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,744 Yes. Healthy conflict. Making the sausage. 75 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,955 Women exercise for different reasons than men. 76 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,748 And I want to-- In fact, I'm determined 77 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,544 to make this about what women want and need from exercise. 78 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,587 However long that takes. 79 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,181 How cool is that? The fan. 80 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,229 Three. 81 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,481 Jesus Christ. 82 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,453 Hey. 83 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:20,626 Look at that. Bloody knuckles. That's pretty cool, right? 84 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,753 Isn't that why boxers wear gloves? 85 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,297 Yeah, I know that boxers wear gloves. 86 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,759 I'm just saying-- Looks pretty cool, right? 87 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,677 Whatever, man. 88 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:32,929 All right. 89 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,558 Yeah. 90 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,025 Six. A five, six, seven, go. Okay. 91 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,657 Spread out. Ready? 92 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:55,118 A five, six, seven, eight. A one two, three, four, 93 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,246 five, six, seven, eight. 94 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,501 And over and turn. 95 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,129 Five, six, seven. Come back. 96 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:17,015 Two, three, four, five, six. 97 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,155 Really nice work. Thank you. 98 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,327 Nice work. 99 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:47,921 Gotta say, really like this one on my joints. 100 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,923 It's just right. 101 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:58,557 But what I like best are the options for stretching and meditating. 102 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,060 You know, it's as much about the cooldown as the workout. 103 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,521 That's what Vinnie says, and he's right. 104 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,649 He's insane, but he's right. 105 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,235 Meditating? Like monks do? 106 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:15,199 I know it sounds kind of out-there, but we did it in therapy, 107 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,575 and it's really helpful. 108 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,870 I mean, it's remarkable how just a few deep breaths 109 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,417 can really center yourself. 110 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,130 Yep. This is the one. 111 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,050 You're sure? 5.0's the charm? 112 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,303 I know it's more expensive than we hoped, or Ernie hoped, 113 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,805 but I think it's worth it. 114 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,390 Oh, yeah, he's gonna be fine. 115 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,393 Fidelia, will you grab us a couple diet ginger ales? 116 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,647 We have to celebrate. 117 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,525 It's very difficult. 118 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,445 It may not seem like it, but it is. 119 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,739 Certainly not the image I had of you. 120 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,492 The image you've cultivated over the years. 121 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:03,163 My cultivation of that image, as you put it, was vain. I regret that. 122 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,332 Do you? Do you regret it? 123 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,919 Out of all of the regrettable shit you've done, you regret that? 124 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,546 -There's no need to curse. -I disagree. 125 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:14,633 Okay. Fine. I regret… 126 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,598 I deeply regret plenty of other shit. 127 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,519 -And I feel sorry. -You should feel sorry. 128 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,187 I feel sorry for you. 129 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,773 For the double grief of infidelity 130 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,776 and the absence of a righteous path to redemption, 131 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,112 as I have with my Mormon faith. 132 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,948 God, I want to punch you in your fucking face so hard right now. 133 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,033 That won't solve anything. 134 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,703 I disagree with that as well, for the record. 135 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,163 I'm much, much stronger than you. 136 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,500 Yeah. Yeah, you are. 137 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,879 I don't know that I'm strong enough to fuck someone else's wife, 138 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,006 fuck over my own family and then decide, 139 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:57,551 "Hey, maybe I should take up tap dancing." 140 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,056 Did you hurt your hand? 141 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,186 What? Yes. 142 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,354 I got a little carried away with the punching bag. 143 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,607 You ever punched a person before? 144 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,984 I've been punched a lot. 145 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,367 Is that because of her? This tap dancing bullshit? 146 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,246 Not directly, no. Is that because of her? 147 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,748 One hundred percent. 148 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,670 I don't know how you do it. 149 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,381 I don't have a good answer for you. 150 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:42,304 This is unlike anything I've ever done or ever will do again. 151 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,389 I'm sorry, Danny. 152 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,267 And I do hope that you can find some forgiveness in your heart. 153 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,770 Not for me, but for Sheila. 154 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,148 As my wife has found forgiveness in hers. 155 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,073 Excuse me. 156 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,422 Wow. They do tiki right here, don't they? Down to the ice. 157 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,632 Yeah. 158 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,845 And it helps you forget about the colonial racist overtones. 159 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,139 Could you-- two more. Bungalow 243. 160 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,224 Thanks. 161 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,645 You must be paying a fortune to lay your head down at night here, huh? 162 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,105 And then a bar tab on top. 163 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,900 Well, you know, we're splitting it. Whatever it is, so… 164 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,777 -Attaboy. -Yeah. 165 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,404 Equality's a two-way street. 166 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,824 Having a bunch of sex yet? 167 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,828 I always imagined that's what the Seafarer's Village was all about. 168 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,206 I am not having any sex yet. 169 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,876 Yeah. That's another thing I can be disappointed about. 170 00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:00,465 Did you tell Greta that you were coming to see me? 171 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,262 Wise man. Very wise. 172 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:14,354 So you got good legal representation? 173 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:18,650 I've got a devil on my side, and she's got one on hers. 174 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:23,780 And, you know, they're kind of trying to figure it out. 175 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,784 But honestly, I really don't want to duke it out with her 176 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:28,869 for the rest of my life. 177 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:33,498 You know, I got other battles to fight. Actually, starting a job at the ACLU. 178 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,459 Yeah, policy work. 179 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:40,088 Kinda cool. Really a merging of my academic and political interests, 180 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,966 -which I think-- -That's great, but here's the deal. 181 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,136 Sheila's rocket ship is about to take off. 182 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,971 And any good lawyer-- 183 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,140 -Thank you. -Thanks. 184 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:56,271 Any bad lawyer could argue that you were critical 185 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,024 in the creation of said rocket ship. 186 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,360 Boy, you just cut straight to it, don't you, Ern? 187 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:06,156 Hey, you have rights as co-owner of her business. 188 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,618 Rights that you can and should assert. 189 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,121 So this is not a social visit? 190 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,959 Well, Sheila and Greta-- They're having a lot of fun, 191 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,837 but they're not the best at making choices. 192 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,296 And as an investor… 193 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,258 I worry. 194 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:28,428 And you think my involvement is gonna somehow be helpful? 195 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,014 Women are terrifically creative, okay? 196 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:35,185 But let's face it, they're not the best at making decisions. 197 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:38,981 Even those who haven't sought treatment for mental issues. 198 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,902 Well, you said it, not me. 199 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,114 But it's not untrue. 200 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,616 -Take your time. -Yeah, let me get this. 201 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,910 -All right. -You got enough to worry about. 202 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,999 Sounds like it's not quite as sad there as I'd imagined. 203 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,584 Yeah, no. It's-- 204 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,087 It's actually a thousand times more sad than what you've imagined. 205 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,674 Nah, it's nice. 206 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:10,262 You know, they've got good facilities and beach volleyball courts. 207 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,931 You've been playing beach volleyball? 208 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,474 Yeah. Yeah, I have. 209 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,519 Once. I played once. 210 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,938 Found out I have pretty sensitive forearms, 211 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,315 which is a bit of a loss. 212 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,734 To the volleyball world, I'm sure. 213 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,697 Yeah. But I can still ride a bike. 214 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,326 So, I thought I'd come over and just grab this old one. 215 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,620 Which you have every right to do. It is yours. 216 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:39,625 Yep. That's right. I know that. Thank you. 217 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,879 And since I'm here, getting the bike, 218 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,423 I thought I'd just give you a heads-up. 219 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,468 You know, I didn't want to leave without saying anything, 220 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,596 and then you get pissed 'cause I didn't say anything. 221 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,973 But you aren't saying anything, so… 222 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,730 Yeah, no. I spoke with Terry. 223 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:07,319 And from what it sounds like, it's kinda par for the course 224 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,240 that I should participate your business. 225 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,829 What does that mean? 226 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,667 It's not-- It's just something Terry and I were talking about, 227 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,462 and he's gonna write it up and put it in our agreement. 228 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,964 You have absolutely nothing to do with my business. 229 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,718 You never have. Why would that change now? 230 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,929 Sheil, we were in this very garage, 231 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,306 you know, coming up with ideas, not even three months ago. 232 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,558 Bad ideas. 233 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,768 Smoking pot and brainstorming with me one time 234 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,186 hardly makes you an equal partner. 235 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:47,568 What it boils down to is that I am entitled to half. 236 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,152 Over my dead body. 237 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,822 Okay. Let's please not get emotional about this. 238 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,658 I'm not clawing for more, okay? 239 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,787 It's just-- This is California law. And if roles were reversed-- 240 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,748 But they're not! They're not reversed! 241 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,377 If you had anything worth stealing half of, 242 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,171 you'd know how I feel right now. 243 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,257 -That's fucking mean. -Yeah, I know it is! I intended it to be. 244 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,636 Now, what is that gonna do? 245 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,680 I don't know, but it feels pretty damn good. 246 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,768 You know what every woman I talked to in these focus groups had in common? 247 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:26,481 Exercise was the only thing in their life just for them. 248 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,902 Not for men, not for their kids. For them. 249 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,862 Can you imagine that, Danny? 250 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:36,825 Can you imagine having no time or no energy for yourself? 251 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,535 You can't! 252 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,288 You can't possibly because you've spent your whole life 253 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,998 just thinking about yourself! 254 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,542 Fucking balls on you. 255 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,548 After the lying and the cheating that you've done? Huh? 256 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,885 I'm the fucking asshole? I am? 257 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,145 You know what? Why him? 258 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,232 Could you give me that? Can you just tell me why him? 259 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:12,819 You could've been with anybody. Why John fucking Breem? 260 00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:19,284 I didn't want to be with him. I wanted to be him. 261 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,413 Someone who just gets what they want in this world. 262 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,292 I don't like who you've become. 263 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,201 Los Mormons. 264 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:05,038 Bun! The Mormons are here. You gotta see this. 265 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:11,378 As fellow Americans abroad, perhaps you would like to join us in fellowship 266 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,130 at our new LDS facility in the village. 267 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,549 That's a no-go, Momos. 268 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,259 No disrespect to you and your kind, 269 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,261 but I'm afraid you've knocked on the wrong door. 270 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:23,473 We have a mutual friend. A wonderful man named John Breem. 271 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,520 As you can imagine, starting a new church is very expensive. 272 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,064 He told us you were recently blessed with a windfall. 273 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,358 He thought you could find it in your hearts 274 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:36,695 to share some of that good fortune with us. 275 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,697 May we come in? 276 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:50,000 I guess it was, like, a bit of a shock to his system. 277 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,628 You know, seeing the real me after all these years. 278 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:56,298 Let me just check in to see how sorry for him I feel. 279 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,634 Yeah, nothing. Screw that guy. 280 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,385 He said he's entitled to half. 281 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,389 Well, that surprises me exactly 0%. 282 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:10,354 I mean, they are all so entitled. What are you gonna do? 283 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,524 -Well, I'm not gonna give up. -Attagirl. 284 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:17,444 I just have to figure out exactly, you know, what that looks like. 285 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:22,407 Hey, if you're not gonna give yourself any credit here, I will. Okay? 286 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:25,369 You picked up the phone instead of the car keys. 287 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,163 You're facing shit instead of running from it. 288 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,791 Yeah. I know. I am, right? I did. 289 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:35,003 I am, aren't I? I just-- Is that why I feel so terrible? 290 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,880 Of course! 291 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,842 Being present in your life is the fucking worst. 292 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,719 I fucking hate it so much. 293 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,388 That's why nobody wants to do it. 294 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:48,892 They just want to eat and drink and fuck their way to oblivion. 295 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:50,894 That sounds so good to me right now. 296 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:54,606 Hang in there, buddy. You are playing the long game, right? 297 00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,069 Oh, man. 298 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,615 How are you? 299 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,952 I need this. Today was a doozy. 300 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,955 -You're a doozy. -All right. Cut it out, you. 301 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:15,335 You know, we did finally decide on that step. And I think it's great. 302 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,754 Okay. 303 00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,257 Well, do we have to talk about it now? 304 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:25,179 Well, it might be a little more expensive than you hoped, but I think it's worth it. 305 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,513 And I hope you do too. 306 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,348 Are you-- 307 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,434 Are you buttering me up? Is that what this is? 308 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,145 You better shut that bearded mouth of yours. 309 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,605 No, seriously. 310 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,191 Honey, are you horny, 311 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,401 or are you trying to get more money out of me? 312 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,820 Why can't it be both? 313 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:46,116 Since when do you care why I'm asking for sex, as long as I'm asking? 314 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:51,872 Well, since you convinced me to invest in a major business venture of yours. 315 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,498 That's-- You are-- 316 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,378 You said yourself you thought it was a good investment. 317 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,547 I said it can be. 318 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:06,178 I went to talk to Danny at his bachelor pad. What? 319 00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:09,806 You went to the Seafarer's Village? When? 320 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,726 The other day. We had a couple of mai tais. 321 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,394 And you didn't think to tell me? 322 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,605 Do I-- Do I have to-- You know-- 323 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,982 I need to tell you everywhere I go? Everyone I see? 324 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,193 We always tell each other everything. That's who we are. 325 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,320 I just wanted to check in on him, you know? 326 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,532 Make sure that he knows his rights and responsibilities 327 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,367 vis-à-vis, you know. 328 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,493 That's not nice, Ern. 329 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,704 What-- She's unstable, Greta. I mean, she's got a lot on her shoulders. 330 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:35,290 I wanna make sure that Danny's able to come in if he needs to. 331 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:38,544 Hey! She doesn't need him, or you, to believe in her. 332 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:39,962 So she's God now? 333 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,215 I'm sorry, I don't see it. 334 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,095 Where you going? 335 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:53,141 I'm gonna go masturbate on the bidet. Please don't be here when I'm done. 336 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,983 He said it was "par for the course." Whatever that means. 337 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,194 It's a term from golf, referring to the average number of shots. 338 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:07,739 Jerod, I don't care what it means in golf. I care what it means to me. 339 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,284 I'm sorry. What are you asking? 340 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:15,163 I'm asking how he just assumes that he's gonna get away with this? 341 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,083 California is a community property state, 342 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,460 and the business is considered community property 343 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:21,920 acquired after the marriage. 344 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:27,009 So, in all likelihood, he can and will retain rights as an owner of the business. 345 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,262 So, I'm-- 346 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:32,890 I'm out of options here. 347 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,892 Your legal options are limited. 348 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,563 What about my illegal options? 349 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:42,941 That was supposed to be a joke. 350 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,195 I can't advise you to do anything illegal or improper. 351 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:49,031 That would be a violation of my duties as your attorney. 352 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,578 This is not about a piece of plastic. 353 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,080 Although, as pieces of plastic go, 354 00:24:57,164 --> 00:25:00,209 I think we developed a pretty damn good one! 355 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,215 This is about a dream of mine coming true. 356 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:09,134 All due to the support of some incredible people, 357 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,220 but one person in particular. 358 00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:13,055 -That's right, Greta. -Oh, no, no. 359 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,224 -Please, take a little bow. -Yes! 360 00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:17,226 Come on. Everyone, give her a hand! 361 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,437 It took hard work and dedication to get us here, 362 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,105 and I want to acknowledge that. 363 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,399 And thank you. Thank you. 364 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:26,109 When the Step Up workout is a big hit, 365 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,570 and I know it will be, 366 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,864 we're gonna build off of that sturdy base. 367 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,699 Fitness is just the beginning. 368 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:36,620 A lifestyle brand. That's the big dream. 369 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,916 You know, exercise was a gateway for me. 370 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,754 It woke me up from years of bad self-talk and low self-worth. 371 00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:49,716 It taught me to embrace my strength and my power. 372 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,137 And we are going to spread that exercise gospel around the world. 373 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,517 Okay, we'll start with the SoCal region, but then, who knows? 374 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,978 Global domination? Absolutely. 375 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,522 -Yeah. That sounds good. -Why not? 376 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,901 Anyway, enough of me talking. Thank you for coming. 377 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,279 Enjoy the evening, and here's to the future. 378 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,613 -Cheers. -Yes! 379 00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,031 -To Sheila! -Cheers. 380 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,994 Fidelia, can you do the music? 381 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,375 -Hey, sweetie. -Hey. 382 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,459 Hey. 383 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,588 You guys are back early. Back a day early. 384 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:32,217 Yeah. Well, you know, she wasn't ready for a sleepover, it turns out. 385 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:34,094 After I put the bunk bed together all day. 386 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:36,013 But it's fine. She'll get there. 387 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:39,224 That's okay, sweetie. You wanna go get in bed, and I'll tuck you in? 388 00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:40,559 -Yeah. -Okay. 389 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:46,231 Celebrating the big step? Huh? The big innovation? 390 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:52,738 Company party. Probably on the company expense account, I assume. 391 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:56,033 -It's none of your business. -Well, it's actually half my business. 392 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,535 Well, although, from what I'm hearing from Terry, 393 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,288 you're gonna make noise about it, which isn't gonna work, Sheila. 394 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:04,166 Danny, what's the point? Are you trying to get back in my life? 395 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:06,001 Because that's not gonna work either. 396 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:08,545 Everything okay here? Do you need something, Danny? 397 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:11,298 I'll do a tequila, rocks, lime. 398 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,717 You guys ever heard of Kelly Kilmartin? 399 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,302 Everyone's heard of Kelly Kilmartin. 400 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,429 -What? Who? -She's a sitcom actress. 401 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,682 Yeah. She's on Trish out of Water, and before that, she was on Bet the Farm. 402 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,101 -My mom and I love her. -Everyone loves her. 403 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:25,395 I'm sorry. Why are we talking about this? 404 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:29,149 Well, I'm surprised you don't know after all the hard work you've been doing. 405 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,361 It's on channel 3. After the eleven o'clock news. 406 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:35,864 You can jump, kick, squat or even dance on it. 407 00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:37,741 Don't worry. It can take it. 408 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:42,329 It's nice and squishy in all the right places, 409 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,498 but good and solid where it counts. 410 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:50,838 So you can get a tough workout that's gentle on your body. 411 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:56,426 Won't you join me and step your way up to a sexy new you? 412 00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:58,387 It's never been easier to start. 413 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,056 Call now to take advantage of this special offer. 414 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,267 Our operators are standing by waiting to take your call. 415 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,644 Did you really think you were gonna pull this off? 416 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,022 Launching a business? No, I'm sorry, a lifestyle brand? 417 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,275 Let's face it. You don't know what the hell you're doing. 418 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,277 Thinking about calling that freak from rehab? 419 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,821 That ought to cheer you up, but it won't change a goddamn thing 420 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,239 about the way the world works. 421 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,283 That blonde bimbo beat you to the punch. 422 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:22,494 She's younger and prettier and smarter, and she's gonna win. 423 00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:23,996 And she deserves to. 424 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:26,832 -Because you're stupid and lazy and fat. -The beta. 425 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:30,085 -You, fat, old, flabby, saggy fuck! -Entitled to half. 426 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:34,131 But it's not over. Not yet. Not if you do what you have to do. 427 00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:38,802 Take control of the situation. Make a fucking plan and stick to it. 428 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:43,265 With a little effort and focus, you can get this shit back on track. 429 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,603 Before it's too fucking late. 430 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:55,319 No. You can't be here. I have an appointment. Imminently. 431 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,405 Yeah, with the Planning Department of the city of San Diego. 432 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,493 You need to leave right now. 433 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:04,745 You're an asshole. 434 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:09,541 You pretend to be this upstanding, good, kind Mormon man, 435 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:12,628 and really, you're just a stone-cold piece of shit. 436 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:15,547 I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted in my place of-- 437 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:18,258 Pretending you deserve all of this success 438 00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:20,802 because you wake up earlier and work harder than everybody. 439 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,680 But we both know it's because you lied and bribed, 440 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:26,767 and you just intimidated your way up every rung of the ladder. 441 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:31,647 And really, you're just a lying, vain, hypocritical asshole 442 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:34,733 motivated by greed, and running from pain and fear. 443 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,818 I'm not gonna stand here and listen-- 444 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:40,614 And I love you despite all that. 445 00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:43,408 Maybe because of it. 446 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,956 Now you've got him. And in for the kill. 447 00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:50,040 I need your help. 448 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,335 No, I want your help. 449 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,134 I have an adversary. Two of them. 450 00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:05,055 And I'm tired of playing defense. 451 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:12,604 So what's your goal? 452 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:18,652 Reciprocity or retribution? 453 00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:21,780 Annihilation.