[upbeat jazzy music]
- Dr. Minyak, welcome to my show,
"Gabbin' with Gaperman!"
[laughs]
- That title is as preposterous as it is banal.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, Mary, he was actually insulting the name.
- Mute.
Dr. Minyak, tells us about your new faster class.
- Of course.
I have recorded a series of faster classes
that will teach aspiring villains
how to defeat Captain Man faster.
- Let's take a look.
- Welcome.
In this class, I will teach you exactly
how to defeat Captain Man as I have done many times.
Would you like to hear about them?
Because I should like to tell you.
Oh, oh, he often cries after I defeat him.
"Ohh, Minyak, you dashing genius,
you bested me once again."
[sobbing]
It's...it's so embarrassing.
Mmm, one time I didn't even know I defeated him.
I just looked down at his limp body and said,
"Oh, Captain Man, was that you?
I barely noticed."
You know, people often say that I am handsome,
far more handsome than Captain Man.
So...yeah.
Have I let Captain Man win at times?
Of course I have.
The lord of the manor does at times throw his dog a bone.
- Okay, don't freak out.
- But he's lying. What do you expect me to do,
just sit here and take it?
- Well, in this case, you could maybe just turn the--
- Are you gonna take that from Minyak?
- See?
- Bruh, you gonna take that?
- No, I am--no.
- Did you really lose to Dr. Minyak all those times?
- No!
- Let me call Mika.
She'll tell you that sometimes you've just got to
turn the other--
- Are you just gonna take that?
- And...good-bye.
Ahh! I can punch him on punch-through screen.
Augh!
What doesn't it work?
Augh!
- That's just a recording.
Your punch-through screen won't work.
- [shouting]
- And...Ray's lost it.
- Looks like I'll have to lead the team now.
I always knew this day would come.
I just hope I'm ready.
- [laughs]
- Oh, honey.
- You're--you're not-- you're not ready at all.
- Yeah, I am.
- "I just hope I'm ready."
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to a special late-night edition
of "Gabbin' with Gaperman!"
Whoo!
- The sun is not in the sky, people.
It's gone.
And I should be in bed by now, but I'm not, and I'm mad.
- Well, we're mad too.
- Because of all the lies in Dr. Minyak's faster class.
- He's never defeated Captain Man once.
- I'd also like to point out that
I'm the leader of Danger Force now.
- Oh, breaking news.
- Okay, that's... - No. No, he's not.
- Oh, Dr. Minyak is watching this,
but he has refused to enter this live chat,
because as he says,
"Captain Man will just show up
and punch me through the screen."
- [scoffs] No, he won't.
- "Yes, he will."
- Well, I can prove one thing that Dr. Minyak said was a lie.
- Go ahead.
- Minyak said he was handsome, but he's not.
He's gross.
- Can confirm.
- "My soul may be gross,
but my face is gorg."
- When Minyak ran out of Swellview prison,
he said, "I still have hope for a win."
- Which means he never had a win before.
- Mm, checkmate.
- "The spelling bee was a tie."
- If that girl wins, then you also lose.
And you will have to pedal with me to California and back.
- This is stupid. [tires screeching]
- Oh! [horn honks]
- I'd like to circle back to the idea
that I'm in charge now, because I am.
- Captain Man actually told me
he lost the spelling bee on purpose.
- Can confirm. - I heard the same thing.
- In charge.
- Falsehoods,
mendacities, prevarications all.
- Why, thank you.
- Why would Captain Man lose that spelling bee on purpose?
- Ask him yourself. - What?
- Wolf sound coming. Ahh!
- Ooh! [whimpering]
- No, it's a higher pitch, like a wolfhound.
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Gah! - Oh! Oh!
- Getting there. You're getting there.
- Please, please.
- Gah! - [howls]
- Yeah, there it is. - There you go.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yes!