[ music ]
- Aha wha ha ha ha
oooh welcome back buddy.
- Kinda tight there, big dog.
- Oh! I have missed you so much.
- Think I just heard a rib crack.
- It's gonna be more than one by the time I'm done with you.
- Alright. Personal space, Ray.
Alright c'mon. - Release. Release.
Do not make me get the crowbar.
- It's so nice to see a dude hug another dude.
- Right?! Bring it in, man...
- It's okay, it's okay... I got this.
But you might wanna step back.
- Ahhh. - You hate to see it.
- Sorry. Got a little emotional there.
Just that uh, you know, you've been gone a long time
and I've been so alone.
[ the kids clear their throats ]
- Quiet, I'm talking to Henry!
So uh, hey uh, what are you doing back in Swellview?
- Myyyyyy dad is graduating from Juilliard...
dot-com.
- No way, your dad's a moron.
He couldn't graduate from online Harberd.
- Yeah, dude! He's so dumb!
No, I'm actually here to see you!
- Aw, my little birdie
flew right back to the nest! - Yeah.
- Come give mama bird a big ol' hug...
- No no no-- - Get over here you!
- So how's my old job?
You guys go on any sick missions?
- Oh man tons of missions! - So many.
- Yeah? Cool like what? Anything dangerous?
- We once caught a guy that was stealing books from the library!
- Oh, yeah!
- Okay. But I was kinda' lookin' for some sick fights, though.
- Oooh! We once battled every bad guy in Swellview
at the same time!
- Noice! What happened?
- Mika let 'em all out of prison!
- Wow, I spent my whole childhood locking those guys up,
so I can't wait to hear how you all caught 'em.
- We didn't!
- Sick twist: They're all still out there!
- I've gotta imagine that some of them are out there
committing crimes right now.
- More than likely. - Wow.
- Alright that ends your visit with Henry, he's mine now.
- I enjoyed our time together!
- Hey so uh, how's Dystopia? Do you need me to come help you?
Cuz I will burn this whole thing to the ground
and leave right now.
[ Danger Force clears their throats ]
- Keep it down! God, they're always here, it's like...
- Emergency call.
- Oh! Hey hey this is perfect we can go on a mission!!!
Huh? Let's pop some gum and have some... fum.
- You know I'm all about that fum big dog
but, you know, everyone thinks Kid Danger is kinda...
- Hot? - Dead.
- Exactly. - Right.
- What's the emergency?
- It looks like there's a brawl at the nail salon.
- Ooohhh we could fight crime and then get our nails done!
Just like old times! - Mmmm...
- C'mon, I'll let you pick my color!
- You-- You know, I'd love to pick your color, man,
but I've been dropping so many fools in Dystopia,
I was thinking I could just, you know,
you know, kick it here for a while...
- Yeah yeah yeah cool cool cool cool,
yeah, let's just kick it here.
Let's kick it--I was thinking the same thing.
Guys, why don't you just handle this one yourselves.
- Yes! - Can I pee first?
- Why don't you pee on the way! Here you go, there you go.
Alright guys don't end anybody!
And try not to let anybody end you okay!
Down the tube!
That nail salon's going up in flames.
Come on, pal I'll give you a tour of the Man's Nest!
- Alright yeah, cool. I'm right behind you, big dog.
- Dude, don't you wanna see my axe-throwing room?!
- Hm? - Dude, don't you wanna see the axe-throwing room?!
- Do you even have to axe?
- God I've missed this.
Let's go have some fum!
[ in unison ] - Woooo!
[ music ]
[ video game character singing ]
- This is great! - I love this!
- I love you! - What?
- I said, I'd get ready for round two!
VIDEO GAME VOICE: Round two! Tango!
Time to get close!
[ tango music ]
- Should we..?
- I didn't travel halfway around the world
to not beat the Tango Level on Prance, Prance, Revolution with you.
[ tube alert ]
[ Danger Force moans ]
- Ow.
- How'd it go?!
- It went great.
- We broke up the fight.
- With our faces.
- Wasn't all bad. Got muh nails did.
Even had time to squeeze in a pedi.
- Nice! - Pretty!
- That call wrecked me.
I'ma go throw up and lay down. - Same.
- Dry my toes. - Nah nah nah nah.
Another call came in while you were out.
[ Danger Force groans ]
Bunch'a fire bees are attacking a honey store.
- What? - Oh my god...
- Caller said some murder bears are headin' up there too,
so hustle up.
[ Danger Force groans ]
- We just got our cheese steamed.
Can't you settle a honey fight between fire bees and murder bears?
- Ooooooh, whaddaya say, partner?
- Hard pass, my guy. We got a big lift coming up.
- Sorry kids. Buzz off!
[ ShoutOut whines ]
[ tango music ]
- Hey! Now that the lift is over,
are you sure you guys don't wanna come help us?
- You're superheroes! Quit your bellyaching!
- This is what you get paid for!
[ in unison ] - You got paid?!
- Down the tube!
- How long are you gonna stay up there?!
- As long as I can, kid. As long as I can.
It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
- No, no, your superpower is great! I love it.
- Then what are you complaining about?
- My only note would be maybe don't zap anything
while we're in a tank full of water.
- We got your heart to start beating again.
- Eventually. - Exactly.
Now where's that fluffy towel you were bragging about?
- Ooo! Right here.
- I will never doubt you on towels ever again.
- [ giggles ] Thanks!
Where's my brother and Bose?
- Bose wanted to stop for a breakfast burrito,
Miles said he was gonna teleport them back here
and I don't know where they're at.
- Ladies.
This is a seriously fluffy towel.
- Right?
- Greetings.
- Who's your friend?
- Oh this?! You noticed this?!
Well, this stupid fish clamped on to me
when I tackled that bad guy and we fell into the aquarium.
And now it won't let go!
I hate you!
VOLT: You know what I think?
I think that thing should be on Captain Man's arm.
[ Brainstorm, AWOL, ShoutOut ] - Yeah!
- I was thinking the same thing!
I'm getting sick and tired of answering
all the emergency calls!
- Fmmf memee murffle haff. - Bose is right!
Captain Man should be the one who gets bitten or zapped
and dies for a little bit.
- Good luck getting him off his butt
with his buddy Henry in town.
- So we all agree.
We gotta destroy Henry.
- Whoa. - What?
- Calm down. - Chill out.
- Orrrr... we can stand up to Ray. Together.
[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- And we tell him that we're exhausted
and we're sick of putting our lives on the line
while he and his BFF are having a sleep over!
[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- And if he doesn't like it, we're all quitting!
[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- And I was thinking that maybe Chapa should be the one that tells him!
[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- Why me?
[ The fish bites AWOL ]
- Ahh!
[ Professionally sounding Rock music ]
[ Actually playing terribly ]
[ Professionally sounding Rock music ]
[ Actually playing terribly ]
- Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
- What happened?!
- You must have blown a fuse...
because you were rocking so haaaard.
- That's exactly what happened. - Makes sense.
- Can you believe we've never even practiced before?
- Don't need to practice when you're already perfect, dude.
- Wow. I've missed you.
- And I've missed Nacho Ball get outta my way.
- Hokay, well... if your little concert is over
I'm going to go back to work now.
- Yeah yeah do whatever I don't care.
- Why do you even have to tell us that?
[ Henry's phone pings ]
- Who's texting, your mom?
Hey, she still married? What's her deal these days?
- Ooooh. I did not miss that.
- I was thinkin' maybe I could..
- I was thinkin' shut up. - we could hang out.
Now that you're out of the scene she's probably kind of bored.
- Nah, I'm just trying-- - Looking for way to spice things up.
- Okay just -- I'm trying to save these texts to the cloud.
SIRI VOICE: Reading messages out loud.
- No no no no no--
SIRI VOICE: You can't run from this thing.
It will find you.
- That didn't sound like your mom.
- Pff-- right?
Hey uh, totally unrelated question,
but I'm like totally un-trackable
in the Man's Nest, right? - Oh yeah dude.
Schwoz installed these macro-electron scramblers --
trying to find you here would be like trying to find
a gray hair on my head.
- There's one right there. - What?!
- Hey! - What what I don't have
any gray hairs you're old! What?
- We all have something to say to you!
[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- Chapa, tell 'em.
- We've been taking all of the calls
for like three or four days now.
[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- We think you guys should take the next call!
[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- And we also think we should be able to vaporize
one person a year for no reason at all.
[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ] - Yeah!
- Wait. No no no.
- That's not okay. - What?
- Sure, we'll take the next call.
- It's been a half minute, my fists are getting thirsty,
and crime is a tall glass of water.
- Please don't punch my-- - Yeah!
Next call that comes in is gonna go home in a body bag.
- Easy bro.
Who even knows when the next call is gonna come in.
[ Emergency call alert ]
- Would'ja look at that?! An emergency call.
- How convenient.
- Exactly -- someone's trying to rob that corner store:
How Convenient.
- So you and me are going to Pound Town, buddy.
- Pound Town is nice this time of year,
but uh, I really just wanna finish my Nacho Ball.
- Chapa ate it.
- C'mon man. Pop one of those Dystopian gum balls.
I wanna see that swet 'stume.
- Aw god, I didn-- I didn't bring any.
- Huh?
- What are these then?
- Guess I did bring some. Thanks buddy.
- C'mon it's right down the street.
We'll be back in five minutes.
- Five minutes? - Yeah.
Have I ever lied to you? - You once told me you were born
in nineteen-ninety-eight. - I was! I was!
Ninety-eight -- year of the fist.
- Alright. Let's blow and go.
- Alright. Oh dude, where's your mask?
- We actually don't wear masks in Dystopia.
- What?! - Yeah I don't know
I just think we're just kinda beyond that?
- Actually that's extremely irresponsible.
- Mask wearing saves lives. - Well you're in Swellview now
so you're puttin' something on your face.
- No no no no no. You always do this.
- Put 'em on. Put 'em on.
- I don't wanna. - Put 'em on.
Just put 'em on. - Stop!
- There you go. - Have fun! Goodbye!
- Try not to get vaporized! - We'll be here!
- You wanna call it?
- Up the tube!
- Oooh.
- We go down the tube now.
- Down the tube!
- Okay, I'm eatin' Captain Man's Nacho Ball!
- Chapa ate it.
[ music ]
- No no no, the sour apple! - We're being robbed again.
- No, the green one. - It's fine he's almost done.
- No the other green one. - Do we have any cereal at home?
- Who wants a limeflavored bubble gum burner phone?!
- How about you stop playing video games and go check?
- Can you pay attention to me please?
- You're always, "in the middle of a game!"
- Part of the reason I rob people is for the connection
and I feel like you're not here with me right now.
- Hey look it's your old pal, Jeff!
- Yeah yeah yeah cool let's hurry this up.
- Aw man I'm so excited! - Yeah!
- Well I don't even know what we are?!
What does "vibing" even mean?
- Where are you going? I'm not done crime-ing.
[ Clears throat ]
- Ahh!
- Robbing a store with a skunk?
That plan stinks!
Now you go you go you go. - Uhhhh...
what the smell are you doing now c'mon you're going to jail.
- Whoa whoa whoa, hey hey hey hey man take your time!
- What? - C'mon.
- What are you talking about?
- Let's slow-fight this crime.
- I just wanna get back to my Nacho Ball.
- Hey? Is this your new sidekick? - Maybe?
- No. - We're just kinda vibing right now.
- You don't even know what that means.
- I know what it means. - What does it mean?
- It means like we're, like we're together but not really.
- I can't even talk to you. - Well spray hello to my little friend!
- Ahhhh! It burns! - Haha, classic Jeff.
- Yeah, alright! We stopped the robbery-- let's get back to the Man's Nest.
- Well no no no. Hey man, c'mon we gotta go chase Jeff!
- No man... no no no. Let's get back to the Man's Nest.
- C'moooooooonnn it'll be fun. Like old times.
Punchin'... quippin'... takin' selfies... - I don't want to take selfies.
- Ooo you know what we can do we can steal some of these
bubble gum burner phones and blame it on Jeff.
- That's just stealing. - It's kind of a grey area.
- Not really. - I do it all the time--
who's gonna know. Who's gonna know?
[ music ]
ROBOT VOICE: Henry Hart located.
Sending bounty hunter.
- I can explain.
[ music ]
- Hey, I finally got mom and dad to fall asleep.
- Finally.
- You know what that means...
- Screen tiiiiime! - Screen tiiiiime!
- I wish I had a phone.
- Okay... no talking no tapping no bugging no nothing.
- We know how screen time works, Mika.
- Why are we still talking while we could be staring?
- Shhhhh.
- This is great...
[ alarm buzzes ]
- Nooooo dude!
- It's Ray, gotta answer it.
[ Chapa groans ]
- What do you want?!
- You're interrupting screen time!
- Oh, snap, my bad D-Force.
Just that uh me and the kid are in a little jammy-jam but,
eh don't worry about it we'll find another way outta this.
- Nooooooo! We need them to help us get out of here A-S-A-NOWWWW!
Please come help us!
- Sorry! Captain Man said you guys would handle this call.
- She's right, kid. I did promise them we'd take this call.
We gotta honor it. Even if it kills you.
- Please come help us!
Wh- what what do you want? Captain Man will give it to you!
- What? - You want to fly the Man Copter?
- Ooohh! - You want a bunch of puppies?
We'll give it to you.
Just please come, please come help get us.
[ Danger Force in unison ] - Puppies!
- We're on our way.
- Jeez, Kid. What's got your brisket in a basket?
- Okay I gotta level with you dude.
Dystopia is really scary
and I kinda messed with some things that are so evil
that I can't even explain including this bounty hunter
named Blackout that literally eats people's souls
and he's hungry for mine so I came to Swellview
because I thought I'd be safe in the Man's Nest
but he clearly found me and he's gonna eat our souls!
- So you didn't come to Swellview to see me?
- What? - That's wha--
that's what I'm hearing. - No no no. I--
- That's what you said. - No I did! I did!
But I also don't want my soul to get eaten.
And I needed to do some laundry.
- Ahh! - What?
It's Blackout dude!
- Yeah, it looks like someone forgot to pay the power bill.
Huh? - No no no no no --
it always goes dark before Blackout shows up.
- O this guy can turn off lights?
Oh, I'm so scared. - Why are you laughing?
- What else can he do? Unplug your amp
while you're playing guitar and as I say that I realize
Schwoz might have done that on purpose,
that little piece of--
- I should have never have come here.
I'm sorry for putting you in danger dude.
- Relax, this loser doesn't even have a weapon.
Okay I'm taking that home after we're done with this guy.
- We're gonna die, dude.
- Wait wait wait, I'm trying to think of an opening quip.
Okay how about... Knock knock--
CAPTAIN MAN: Typically, you'd say, "who's there?"
- Look, I'm the one you want.
Okay, eat my soul, do whatever you want to the body,
just don't hurt my friend.
[ Danger Force in unison ] - Ahhh!!
- Too high. - I know.
- How did you miss the floor AWOL?
- At least we're here. We could have been in another country.
Ungrateful.
- Hey why are the lights off? - It's Blackout!
He's a bounty hunter from Dystop--
- Iiiii've already stopped listening.
- Wasn't done with my quip. I said "Knock kno--
- Thanks I owe you one byeeeeee.
- What, dude? - Where are you going?
- Stop it, man. - Yeah, scary guy's that way.
- Looks like Captain Man is takin' care of him.
- Wait wait wait!
After I say knock knock, you say "who's there"
and I say "my fist."
And then before you can say "my fist who?"
That's when I say-- Ahhh!
- Alright I'lll see you guys later.
Tell Schwoz he can just keep my dirty laundry.
- No no no no! - Hey hey hey!
- Stay here and help us fight this guy.
- Yeah. Captain Man says
that you're the best superhero he's ever seen.
- That does not sound like him.
- He also says you have a surprisingly good singing voice.
♪ I guess I'm alriiiiight.
- Ahhh! Uh.
- Captain Man says that we're garbage
and the four of us will never measure up to one of you.
- I'm sure you guys are pretty tough.
- Well why don't you stay here and we can show you?
- Yeah. Let's take this guy down.
Together. - Oooh.
- Was that cheesy? That felt really cheesy.
- Very cheesy. - Little cheesy.
Yeah very cheesy. - Nooo...
- Lil' bit. - Yeah a lil' bit.
Just a lil' bit.
- Ahhh!
- Why won't you die?!
- You ready?
- Let's ride on this foooool!
[ ShoutOut screams ]
- Move!
[ ShoutOut super screams ]
- Hey Blackout, what do you get
when you cross a duck with a Shih Tzu?
Blackout?
Blackout!
Okay, that's your one for the year.
[ music ]
- Hokay, laundry all done. - Thanks Schwoz.
- I left a little present
in the pocket of one of your pairs of jeans.
- Awww. Thanks.
What is it like uh, a little piece of candy?
- All I can say is... it's alive.
- What? Seriously?
No seriously? - It was nice to see you!
I love your wig!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Don't forget your Nacho Ball!
- Whoever sits next to me on the plane is gonna hate me.
- Because of the farts? - Because of the bowels, yes.
- You can't do dairy. - Yeah.
- Y'know you don't have to go back to Dystopia.
- No, I do.
Running to Swellview just put you guys in danger.
- Yeah, but they took care of it right?
- They sure did, dude.
Tough group of kids you got there.
- Yeah. It always surprises me
how much grit and determination each one of them has.
And oh my god they are baby-talking the puppies.
- That's right. - This was so worth it.
- Later Dangers!
[ puppy voice ] - Bye-bye Henryyyy!
[ puppy voice ] - Byeeeee!
[ puppy voice ] - Have a safe trip!
- Wanna hug it out?
- Nah.
Maybe just one hug.
[ Henry's phone dings ]
- That's my Goober. - Yeah.
- I gotta go Ray. - Mm-hmm.
- Ray, I gotta go. - Yeah.
- Ray I gotta go.
- Yeah yeah. Get outta here.
You know, protect that Goober rating.
[ Henry's phone dings ]
- Owwww!
- [ giggles ] Gotcha!
Heyyyy.
[ music ]
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!