1 00:00:08,793 --> 00:00:11,620 [ music ] 2 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:14,137 - Alright we gotta get our stories straight! 3 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:15,793 - Listen! Listen to me! 4 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,448 Let's tell him we were at church. 5 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,827 - ...I'm gonna say, "Mind your business." 6 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,206 In fact, I've got some questions for him. 7 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:22,172 - Mine's better. 8 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:23,172 [ tube alert ] 9 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:25,586 [ all talking at once ] 10 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:27,275 - When I find out what happened, Schwoz, 11 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:28,724 I swear to God, I'm gonna take that weapon 12 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:30,137 you tell me never to touch and I'm gonna-- 13 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:31,206 - deep breaths... don't do that... 14 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,413 - ASSSSSSSSEMBLLLLLLLLE! 15 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,827 - Hi. - Ahh! 16 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:39,586 I don't suppose any of yooooou know how my Man Truck 17 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:42,379 ended up at the bottom of the Jandy River? 18 00:00:42,482 --> 00:00:44,275 - Nnnnnnnnnnnnno. - Mind your business. 19 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:46,586 - Okay. Where you guys been all day? 20 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:47,758 - Church. - Mind your business. 21 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,068 - I honestly don't know. 22 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:51,241 - Alright. I'll start with you. 23 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:52,620 You went to church, huh? - Yep. 24 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:54,413 - Which one? - Went to three. 25 00:00:54,517 --> 00:00:56,000 - Hmm. Little church hopping? - Lotta' church hopping. 26 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:57,206 - You sing? - Cuppa' times. 27 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,551 - Which hymns? - "Amazing Grace." 28 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:01,862 "How Great Thou Art." And a Kanye song. 29 00:01:01,965 --> 00:01:03,931 - O-kay. 30 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,034 How about you? 31 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:08,034 - Mind your business. - O-kay. 32 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:10,137 - How about you Dimples? Know anything about my truck 33 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:11,413 being at the bottom of the river? 34 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:14,103 - I don't know anything about anything. 35 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:16,310 - Checks out. 36 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:20,517 Well... I believe you all. 37 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:24,482 And now simply to leave the room. 38 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:25,482 One thing, though... 39 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,724 Uhhhh-Mmmmmmiiiiiika! 40 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:32,482 Mika? I don't suppose. 41 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,344 Do you know anything about how my truck 42 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,965 ended up at the bottom of the river do you? 43 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:41,172 Mika? I love that truck more than I love Schwoz. 44 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,931 - Ouch. 45 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:45,655 - And now it's all wet! 46 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,172 [ Chapa mouths, "Don't..." ] 47 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,241 - It was us! 48 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:49,275 - Aw, come on! - Nooooo! 49 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:51,172 - I knew it! 50 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:53,482 - Okay so you know how fast food always tastes better in a car? 51 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:55,413 - Of course. - So we ordered some Nacho Ball 52 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,413 from the close one not the nice one and we brought it back 53 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,000 but it didn't taste right so we decided to teleport 54 00:01:59,103 --> 00:02:01,068 inside the Man Truck but it still didn't taste right 55 00:02:01,172 --> 00:02:03,034 so we blasted some music and that seemed to do the trick 56 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:05,413 - Good call. - and the food was SOOOOO GOOD 57 00:02:05,517 --> 00:02:07,310 and then the song "Proud Mary" came on and the song 58 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:08,586 talks about rolling on a river 59 00:02:08,689 --> 00:02:10,310 and then we looked up who Tina Turner is 60 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:12,000 and we found out she's still alive and living in France 61 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:13,310 and then Miles went "Yes!" 62 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:15,758 and then we all teleported into the river! 63 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:21,068 - Well I am very disappointed... 64 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:22,068 - [ groans ] - About what? 65 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:23,068 - in Mika. 66 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,275 - What?! - Yes! 67 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:25,655 - For what? - I told you the truth! 68 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,275 - You did. And that's good. 69 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:29,517 But you also snitched. And that's bad. 70 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,068 - That makes no sense! 71 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,896 - Lying is a very important part of being a superhero. 72 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,517 That's why half the moms in this town think 73 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,655 Ray Manchester is a fighter pilot. 74 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:41,655 - That just sounds like you're lying to impress women. 75 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:42,896 - Exactly. 76 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,068 I need to be able to trust that you can lie. 77 00:02:46,172 --> 00:02:47,344 [ moans ] 78 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:49,172 - Give her a letter! - No! 79 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:50,379 - Yeah! - To the "snitch" board! 80 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:53,000 - Yeah! - Way ahead of you... 81 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:54,517 MIKA: Come on... 82 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,551 - Oooh. According to this, you've snitched 83 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:59,137 one, two, three, four times already. 84 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:01,000 - The ketchup stain I made on the couch... MIKA: But-- 85 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:02,413 - The raccoon fight-club I was running in the basement. 86 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:03,896 - That was horrib-- 87 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,482 - That I import illegal hair products from China 88 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,482 to maintain my luscious locks. 89 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:08,793 - And that I do the same thing. 90 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:10,517 - Those were both literally crimes! 91 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:11,586 - Mika. Last name! 92 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:14,000 - Macklin! - Mika Macklin. 93 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:17,517 For snitching a fifth time, you receive... 94 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,344 another letter! 95 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:21,137 - Ha! You hate to see it. 96 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:24,137 - Oooh. One more snitch and you get an "E." 97 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,137 - "H." - "H." 98 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:29,724 - And then... - The shoes of shaaaaaame! 99 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:32,275 - You have to wear the ugliest shoes known to man 100 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,000 for an entire weeeeeek. 101 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,551 - No! Those are hideous! 102 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,827 They're so plain and white! 103 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:41,103 - Yeah, then don't snitch. - Okay! 104 00:03:41,206 --> 00:03:43,000 Well... I don't want to be a snitch or anything 105 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:44,965 but there's a kid looking at us through the glass doors. 106 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:46,965 - Aiieeeeee!!! - Where'd he come from? 107 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,310 - I don't know. Let's punch first and ask questions later! 108 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:50,758 CHAPA: Exactly. 109 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,448 - No, no, no, no, no it's my nephew, Zed. 110 00:03:53,551 --> 00:03:55,827 What are you doing here?! You could catch a cold out there, 111 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,275 you don't have your baby beard anymore. 112 00:03:58,379 --> 00:03:59,586 - Baby beard? 113 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:02,724 - Schwoz's family. Total freaks. 114 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,931 - He brought me a message can, from Mama! 115 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:10,896 This is either really good news, or really bad. 116 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,965 MAMA SCHWOZ'S VOICE FROM THE CAN: It's really bad! 117 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:16,586 Schwoz! It's Mama. 118 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:19,172 I don't want you to worry for me. 119 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:20,655 - Sick turn coming. 120 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:22,379 MAMA SCHWOZ: But I'm sick. 121 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:24,000 - Told ya. 122 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:26,965 MAMA SCHWOZ: My doctor says I have melty bones. 123 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:30,586 - [gasps ] Melty bones runs in my family! 124 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:33,517 MAMA SCHWOZ: Yes, you should get checked. 125 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,517 Please come home to mama. 126 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,448 I need youuuuuu. 127 00:04:38,551 --> 00:04:41,620 Okay how do I hang this thing up? 128 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:45,241 It's probably this big button that says "hang up." 129 00:04:45,344 --> 00:04:49,241 Ugh, how did I miss it? 130 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:51,137 - Schwoz, I'm so sorry. 131 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:53,793 - Yeah I'm sorry too, pal. That you can't go visit her. 132 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,103 - What? - He can't go? 133 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,758 - You monster. 134 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:58,655 - He already used up all his vacation days 135 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,931 when he just "had" to get his appendix out! 136 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,103 Couldn't wait 'til Thanksgiving. 137 00:05:04,206 --> 00:05:07,241 - But it's his mom. And she's got melty bones. 138 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:08,758 - Oh. She always does this. 139 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,379 She always calls him home because she's sick 140 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:12,827 and when he gets there she comes up with fifty reasons 141 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:15,172 on why he can't leave-- And then I've got no Schwoz 142 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:19,517 for, like, two maybe one whole day. 143 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,172 - I'm the most heartless one here -- 144 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:24,103 but that's pretty cold, m'dude. 145 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,827 - Okay, you can either go home now, 146 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:30,551 or for her tasteful memorial service. Your choice. 147 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:33,689 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go 148 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:36,034 dry my truck out. 149 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:41,275 - That dude really gives no hecks. 150 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:45,586 [ sobbing ] 151 00:05:45,689 --> 00:05:46,586 - Schwoz? 152 00:05:46,689 --> 00:05:48,724 - Yeah, Snitch? 153 00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:50,551 - I was gonna say we will do anything 154 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:53,034 to help you see your mama. 155 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:58,758 - Yeah yeah we love you, Schwoz. - Help your mom, Schwoz. 156 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:02,172 - Schwoz, quit huggin' The Snitch and come help me! 157 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:07,862 - Poor little Schwoz. 158 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,655 - We gotta do something. 159 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:11,965 - Yeah, but how? She's so far away. 160 00:06:12,068 --> 00:06:13,344 - I'm sure if we put our heads together 161 00:06:13,448 --> 00:06:14,379 we can think of something. 162 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:16,551 - Oooh. Good idea. - Ahhh. 163 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:17,862 - Too literal. 164 00:06:17,965 --> 00:06:20,413 - I think it's working! - I doubt it. 165 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:23,620 CAN VOICE: This can will self-destruct in two seconds. 166 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:26,137 - Wow that can really doesn't give you-- 167 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:28,137 - Ahh! 168 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:33,655 - You guys are weak. 169 00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:37,586 - It all just kinda happened. 170 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,448 [ kids all taking at once ] 171 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:41,620 - Stop talking! 172 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:44,448 ♪ Danger 173 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:45,758 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 174 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:47,137 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 175 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,586 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 176 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:51,586 ♪ Danger! 177 00:06:51,689 --> 00:06:53,482 ♪ One two three Force! 178 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,586 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 179 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:58,275 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 180 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,931 - I need you to take my toenail clippings, scatter them 181 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,896 all over town so my enemies can't use them to curse me. 182 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,448 But make sure you save one in case I ever turn-- 183 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,620 - Mama?! 184 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,862 - Schwozzie! 185 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:19,103 SCHWOZ: Oh, mamaaaaaa! 186 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:27,655 - Who is responsible for this?! 187 00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:29,034 Huh? Hmm? 188 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,655 Mika? You feelin' a little snitchy? 189 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:32,827 - Oh I think you know that I am. 190 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:35,103 - I'll tell you who brought her here -- me. 191 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,448 Miles Macklin. 192 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:37,793 - Ooooh! Ooooh! He snitched on himself! 193 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:40,724 Give him an "S." - S! 194 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,379 - Doesn't count if you snitch on yourself. 195 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:43,965 - Who makes up these rules?! 196 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:46,172 - Look, after a number of unsuccessful attempts 197 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:48,344 of trying to teleport to Schwoz's home country... 198 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,034 - Eighty-three. - Not important. 199 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,827 I made it there and I brought her and her melty bones 200 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,724 back here so she could see her son. 201 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:56,413 Because we love Schwoz. 202 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,793 And yeah, she screamed a lot when I grabbed her, 203 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,689 and yeah, she tried to scratch me 204 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:02,448 with one of her little melty arms, 205 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,068 and where was I goin' with this? 206 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:06,000 [ Mika mouths, "I don't know." ] 207 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:08,517 - She's a normal, sweet mom who just wants to see her son. 208 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,793 - Exactly. 209 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:13,482 - She is rubbing his belly like a dog. 210 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:16,103 [ Schwoz laughs ] 211 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:17,827 - Yeah that's a little weird. 212 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:21,137 - It's a lotta weird. I can't stand that lady. 213 00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:23,310 She's always trying to find ways to body shame me, 214 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:24,586 or throw food at me-- 215 00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:26,931 MAMA SCHWOZ: Raaaaaay! - Mama Schwoz! 216 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:30,379 - Ohhhh. Have you gained weight? 217 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:32,137 - [ angry laughs ] I've gained muscle, 218 00:08:32,241 --> 00:08:35,103 actually and that weighs more than fat, so... 219 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:37,172 - Maybe. 220 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:39,827 - Well this has all been terribly fun 221 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,689 but I'm having a bad time 222 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,068 and these kids have a lot of work to do 223 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,965 down at superhero school, so... 224 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:49,206 Mama Schwoz, if you don't mind... 225 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:52,206 - I don't mind. 226 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,206 - Oh. Hehehe. 227 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,103 [ music ] 228 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:04,379 - and then when the villian says, "Which arm?" 229 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:06,413 You'd say, "Dis-arm!" 230 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:10,896 - Ehhhhhhh... 231 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:15,241 - What's that? "Ehhhhhh?" 232 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:18,793 - Well, it's not how I would disarm someone, but... 233 00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:22,517 - Okay, why don't you come on up here and show us how it's done? 234 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,344 - Can't. Bones are meltin'. 235 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:28,068 - Prrretty well established at this point, sir. 236 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:32,103 - But if they weren't, I would just kick you in the zipper. 237 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,586 - Pfft. That's never gonna-- 238 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,241 - Zipper kick! Ha! 239 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:36,931 - Oooohhhhhh!!! 240 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:40,000 - My turn my turn my turn! 241 00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:41,724 - No one's kicking me in the zipper! 242 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:43,482 And from now on I would thank you 243 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:46,068 if you stay out of mah business. 244 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,379 - No! Let her teach us more stuff! 245 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:49,413 - Yeah! - Yeah! 246 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:50,448 [ Emergency Alarm goes off ] 247 00:09:50,551 --> 00:09:52,551 - Oh, come on! 248 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:55,206 - Ohhh thank god there's crime. 249 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:57,413 Alright I'll see everybody upstairs. 250 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,862 Mostly everybody. 251 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,034 [ whispers ] Mostly. 252 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:08,896 - Kick someone in the zipper for me... 253 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:15,793 [ hip hop music plays ] 254 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,862 ♪ Losin' my mind with my eyes closed ♪ 255 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,310 ♪ Dance dance drop drop on a low low ♪ 256 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,517 ♪ Let's get up sweet sweet like cocoa cocoa ♪ 257 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,034 ♪ - and drop it low... 258 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,620 ♪ and bring it high... now side to side... ♪ 259 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,793 ♪ and then-- 260 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,896 - forgot my gum. 261 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,172 - Okay... so you caught me. 262 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,965 - Your bones aren't melty at all. 263 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:42,655 - No. Question is: What are you gonna do? 264 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,482 You're not gonna tell on me... are ya? 265 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:49,620 You're not some kind of a snitch... are ya? 266 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,448 - Not yet but I'm one letter away. 267 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,620 - What? 268 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,586 CAPTAIN MAN: Mika! 269 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,000 - Ha! 270 00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:02,000 - Mika! What's going on? 271 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:04,241 - Iiii... forgot my gum. 272 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:05,862 - Why is there music playing? 273 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,965 - I'm so sick! 274 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:12,000 I'm so definitely, actually sick! 275 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,000 - I was... just getting pumped up. 276 00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:20,448 You know, a little pre-crime dancing. 277 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,896 ♪ Drop low and bring it high ♪ 278 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,344 ♪ and side to side 279 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,241 - That's stupid. 280 00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,379 This is a much better pump-up song. 281 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:33,000 [ country music plays ] 282 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,448 Come on, get in here! 283 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:37,724 ♪ --to the left Flex your muscles to the right ♪ 284 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:38,724 - Now lasso. 285 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,344 ♪ Ready for a fight 286 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:41,379 - Smile. 287 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,620 [ Mika fake laughs ] 288 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:43,620 - Come on. You gotta own it. 289 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,482 [ music ] 290 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,000 - Gross. 291 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:56,068 Danger Force ASSEMBLE! 292 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,793 I said DANGER FORCE ASSEMBLE! 293 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,517 - They're not here, stupid. 294 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:02,586 - Where are they? 295 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,655 - Mama sent them on a mission! 296 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,275 - Mama doesn't get to send them on missions! 297 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:08,758 Only I get to send them on missions 298 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,137 and I have a very important mission 299 00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,551 that I need to send them on right now! 300 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,689 - I'm so sorry. What is your important mission? 301 00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:16,620 - I need them to return this copy of "Addams Family Values." 302 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:18,862 It's absurdly overdue. 303 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,379 - They'll be back soon. - Where are they? 304 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:25,655 - I just needed them to pick up a few elderly items. 305 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,517 I would have gone myself, but y'know... 306 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,310 melty bones. 307 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,241 - Look, I'm very honored that you chose to come here 308 00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:38,241 to my Man's Nest to melt all over everything. 309 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:45,103 - Oooops. 'Gurted you. 310 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,000 [ music ] 311 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,344 - Is that all for Mama Schwoz? 312 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:57,103 - For a lady with melty bones, 313 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,448 Mama Schwoz sure does have an appetite. Is that weird? 314 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:01,448 - I don't know don't ask me never question how much 315 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,172 a woman eats or tell her to smile more or-- 316 00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:06,034 - Geez. Okay. What's wrong with you? 317 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,896 - I'll tell you what's not wrong with me. 318 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,103 I'm not a snitch. I'll tell you that. 319 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,931 I'll tell you that. I'll tell you-- 320 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,344 - Uh, that'll be 239 dollars. 321 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,862 - Y'owch. 322 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,517 Well, it's for a good cause. 323 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,379 - You're paying for that yourself? 324 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,586 - Mama Schwoz has melty bones! It's the least I can do. 325 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,103 - But you've been saving that money for yoga pants. 326 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,586 The good ones. 327 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,551 - She needs it more than me. 328 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,793 I guess I'll just have to continue doin' yoga without pants. 329 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,068 - Noooo! 330 00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,482 - Hey, we ready to head back? 331 00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:36,931 I just bet my entire piggy bank 332 00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,310 on a horse race for Mama Schwoz. 333 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:40,275 - She made you bet with your own money?! 334 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,482 - She actually made me borrow some so I could bet more. 335 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,275 If Three Legged Dreamer doesn't win the fourth race 336 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,827 at Swellview Downs, I'm in real trouble. 337 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,965 - Oh god... - Alright. Let's roll. 338 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:51,517 Mama Schwoz wants to see her new golf clubs, like, yesterday. 339 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,896 And it's today. 340 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,965 So I'm late. 341 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,793 - How's she gonna play golf if she's got melty bones?! 342 00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,689 - She told me she just wanted to feel the weight of the clubs 343 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,827 in her hands before her hand bones melt. 344 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:04,551 - Oh. God bless that woman. - Don't make me cry... 345 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,793 [ Mika groans ] 346 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:06,793 - You okay? 347 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,034 [ mumbles angrily ] 348 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:10,241 - Stupid... 349 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,689 [ Mika superscreams ] 350 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,137 [ car alarms sounding ] 351 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,793 - Huh? Why? 352 00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,586 [ music ] 353 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,103 [ music ] 354 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,931 - Miles, thank you for teleporting to that gator pond 355 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,103 and getting me this palm frond. 356 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,275 [ Miles laughs ] 357 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,000 - Did you all know that alligators 358 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:46,655 can climb up palm trees? Because I did not. 359 00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:47,931 BOSE: I did not know that. 360 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,137 - You learn something new every day. 361 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,689 - You know, if she weren't all melty, 362 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,034 I'd pick up that ol' bag up by the hair on her feet 363 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:59,000 and toss her on outta' here. 364 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,275 But there's no point in wishing, 365 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:02,965 she's obviously melting away. 366 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,793 - Ahhhhhhhhhbviously... 367 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,413 - I'm mean it's not like she's lying or anything. 368 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,931 - Ehhh. 369 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,758 - Mama Schwoz would like a leeeeetle seep of your purée. 370 00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,689 - Of course she would. 371 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,103 [ slurping ] 372 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:25,206 - Alright, that's enough -- 373 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,241 thought we were going to listen to your dang horse race. 374 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,896 - Oooh! Ooo, it starts right now! 375 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,241 ANNOUNCER: here in the fourth race at Swellview Downs, 376 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,344 where everyone's talking about Three-Legged Dreamer... 377 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:38,689 - Oh! Three-Legged Dreamer! That's my boy! 378 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,241 - I thought I was your boy. 379 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:42,517 [ horse race bell rings ] 380 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,724 ANNOUNCER: And they're off! 381 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,793 It's Three-Legged Dreamer moving quickly on the outside rail, 382 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,241 Reporting For Booty is making a strong move inside, 383 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:51,724 but Three-Legged Dreamer is still in the lead... 384 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,517 Three-Legged Dreamer going way out ahead now 385 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,241 and as we round the first turn... 386 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,793 and go into Mika's conscience... 387 00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:59,586 will Mika Be A Snitch, or will she Remain Silent? 388 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:02,137 Remain Silent is in the lead, but here comes Be A Snitch, 389 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,103 it's neck-and-neck with Tell The Truth, 390 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:07,620 and Do The Right Thing is making a strong push on the outside... 391 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:09,448 But here comes Guilty Conscience! 392 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,137 He's followed by Always Tell The Truth, 393 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,655 and Do The Right Thing in third. 394 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,379 But it's Tell The Truth in the lead, 395 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,517 followed by Mika Can't Take It Anymore! 396 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,448 - I can't take it anymore! 397 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,965 ANNOUNCER: But Three-Legged Dreamer is still in the lead. 398 00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:21,586 - Whoa! - Hey! 399 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,206 - Whadja do that for? - We were listenin' to that! 400 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,827 - I'm sorry but you guys need to know something 401 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,482 about Mama Schwoz. 402 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,758 [ makes clicking sound as if she's talking to a horse ] 403 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,758 - Easy now. 404 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:33,206 - Mama Schwoz is not sick! She's faking! 405 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,206 [ Chapa, Bose, Miles, and Schwoz gasp ] 406 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,827 - Don't listen to her! 407 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,517 - What are you talking about? 408 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,517 - Her bones aren't melting, I caught her dancing yesterday, 409 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,448 she's getting everyone to do her errands-- 410 00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,137 and you know what I don't care if you all call me a snitch -- 411 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,344 she's faking. 412 00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,000 - Mama? 413 00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,000 - She's slow-clapping... 414 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,724 - ...that means Mika's right. 415 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,517 - She's faking. 416 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,689 I think. 417 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,586 - Mama? 418 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:04,344 - Okay, fine I don't have melty bones! 419 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,827 I'm as healthy as a three-legged horse. 420 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:08,931 - I knew it! 421 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:09,931 - No, you didn't. 422 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,586 - Yeah, I know. 423 00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,275 - And I would have gotten away with it, too, 424 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:16,862 if it hadn't been for this meddling snitch! 425 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:20,275 - Don't make this about me -- you were lying the whole time. 426 00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,586 - Well I had to! 427 00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:25,931 He never lets my boy come see me. 428 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:28,965 - I give him one vacation day every ten years! 429 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,379 - That's it. I'm going home. 430 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,206 Schwoz, you're coming with me. 431 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,827 - He's not going anywhere! 432 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,551 - You don't even appreciate him! 433 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,758 - I don't appreci-- I don't appreciate him?! 434 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,689 Schwoz, cover your ears! 435 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,724 I love this man with all of my heart! 436 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,482 And there's a reason I don't give him any days off work. 437 00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:55,448 'Cause I can't live a day without him. 438 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:59,517 He is my rock. He is my shoulder to cry on. 439 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,000 But if I tell him that I'm afraid he might gain 440 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,103 the self-confidence to leave me for somebody 441 00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:06,068 who might treat him the way he deserves to be treated. 442 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,137 You know like a human. 443 00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,655 - Ray. You are a complicated man. 444 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,586 - You're straight up toxic, m'dude. 445 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,793 - Well, what did you say? 446 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,655 - I said you're-- I said you're staying here. 447 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:22,379 And, if anything, I overpay you. 448 00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,655 - If you want my Schwozzie to stay 449 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:28,724 you have to fight me for him. 450 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,310 RAY: Lady, I don't know if you have melty eyes, 451 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,103 but I am built like a Three-Legged Hors-- 452 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,241 - Ha! - Oohhhhhh!! 453 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,241 Sick quip. 454 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,689 - Oh, wow! 455 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,344 - Alright, Granny Devito. It's on! 456 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,103 - Dude, they're fighting over you. 457 00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,620 - I know... 458 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,310 - If I had any money left, I'd bet on your mom. 459 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,310 - Ha! - Oohhhhh! 460 00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,310 - You want us to stop them? 461 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,862 - Ehhhhhh... not yet. 462 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,310 - Where did she go?! 463 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,620 [ Mama Schwoz hisses ] 464 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,172 - Well how'd she get up there? 465 00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:09,724 - That is terrifying. 466 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,068 - Hee-yahhhh! 467 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,310 [ in unison ] - Ooohh! 468 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,206 [ all shouting at once ] 469 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:27,103 - Cheater! - You're a cheater! 470 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,068 - Wow! 471 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,965 - Ray. I love you. 472 00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:32,655 - Yes! I win! 473 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,827 Bye bye! Bye bye now! 474 00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,827 - But I think it's time for me to go home. 475 00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:38,586 - Ha! 476 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:41,137 - So what? You're just gonna... you're just gonna leave me? 477 00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,758 - It's time. I need to go home and be with my mama. 478 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:48,689 - Haaa! Go mama, go mama, go mama. 479 00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,241 - It's great. Jasper, Charlotte, Henry. 480 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,448 And now you too. It's fine. 481 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,965 - Is this really goodbye? 482 00:19:57,068 --> 00:20:01,517 - Yes. It's like I always say, "Family First." 483 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,000 - Get wrecked, suckers! 484 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,793 - We're miss you, Schwoz. 485 00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:06,931 BOSE: Bye... 486 00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,206 - Adiós. 487 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,206 - How are we getting home? 488 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,758 - We'll take the helicopter to my rocket to my space port, 489 00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:17,551 then over to La Cienega where it hits the junior high... 490 00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:22,931 - Do any of you guys know how to make science devices? 491 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,000 - I can learn... 492 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:27,034 - Do any of you guys know how to scratch my back 493 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,689 just the way I like it? 494 00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,413 - You mean like this? 495 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:34,620 - Ahhh. That's perfect actually. 496 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,655 Schwoz?! 497 00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:42,000 - We thought you were leaving with your mom! 498 00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:43,206 - I did! 499 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,793 - But you're here! - I know! 500 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:47,827 - I'm so confused! - I just figured it out! 501 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:53,206 The real Schwoz has been inside of us the whole time. 502 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:57,482 - No! The Schwoz who just left with my mama was my clone! 503 00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:58,827 - That makes more sense. 504 00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,103 - You had a clone? - I used to. 505 00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:05,586 - You mean you picked us over your own mama? 506 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,862 - It's like I always say... 507 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,068 "Family second." 508 00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,241 [ kids in unison ] - Awww. 509 00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,793 - Nnnnot so fast. 510 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,827 We still have one little thing to take care of first. 511 00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:18,862 Schwoz, pull up the Snitch board. 512 00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:20,275 - What?! - Yes!!! 513 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,620 - Ya' snitched. 514 00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,448 - Because she was taking advantage of my friends! 515 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,241 I snitched for you guys! 516 00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:26,655 - And we appreciate that. 517 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:29,137 - Much appreciated! - You're a good friend. 518 00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,827 - But the rules is the rules. 519 00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:34,413 You snitch, you wear the shoes of shame. 520 00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:36,620 - Shame! - For shame! 521 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:44,620 - Fine! I don't care what you guys think, I did the right thing! 522 00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,551 RAY: [ starting to chant ] Shoes of Shame. 523 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:50,517 [ All chanting at Mika ] Shoes of Shame. Shoes of Shame. Shoes of Shame... 524 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,310 - Y'know what these shoes aren't that bad! 525 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,827 I love how white they are! 526 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,896 [ chanting ] Shoes of Shame. Shoes of Shame... 527 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,379 - I know some really cool dads who wear these exact shoes! 528 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:04,793 [ chanting ] Shoes of Shame. Shoes of Shame... 529 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,517 [ music ] 530 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,724 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 531 00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,344 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 532 00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,896 ♪ I'm okay 533 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,206 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 534 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:26,206 ♪ Danger 535 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,344 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 536 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:28,482 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 537 00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:32,241 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 538 00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,241 ♪ Danger! 539 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:34,896 ♪ One two three Force!