1 00:00:08,310 --> 00:00:10,827 [ music ] 2 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:13,241 CHAPA: It's fine it's fine it's fine 3 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:17,103 stop you can stop just stop it's fine. 4 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:21,620 - I'm sorry. I thought we were taking this prank seriously. 5 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,344 - We are. But it already looks like a real apple. 6 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:25,344 [ chair coming up from SW.A.G. ] 7 00:00:25,344 --> 00:00:27,448 - She's coming! 8 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:31,827 - Oh hey Mika, you should totally try this apple, 9 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:33,206 just try the apple, everyone's doing it. 10 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:35,206 Just try the apple. 11 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,689 - What's going on? 12 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:38,482 - Oh, we're waiting for Mika. 13 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:40,413 - My sister? - The same. 14 00:00:40,413 --> 00:00:41,724 - Why are you guys waiting for Mika-- 15 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:44,034 - No no no! That's not a real apple. 16 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,344 It's a water balloon filled with spicy milk 17 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:48,724 that's been painted to look like a real apple. 18 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:50,310 BOSE: Once Mika takes a bite... 19 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,620 Spicy milk!!! 20 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,965 - Hashtag get milked. 21 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:55,758 - Why are you guys trying to prank Mika? 22 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:58,103 - Because she keeps reminding Ray to give us homework 23 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:00,034 at the end of every day. 24 00:01:00,034 --> 00:01:03,275 - Yeah that's messed up but I gotta be real with you -- 25 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,344 you're never going to prank Mika. 26 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:07,034 She's un-prankable. 27 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:10,206 - Wait, Mika? - Like, your sister, Mika? 28 00:01:10,206 --> 00:01:12,689 - The same. She's a prank genius. 29 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,068 She comes up with great pranks, 30 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:16,241 and sees other's pranks coming -- 31 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,689 it's like it's her super power. 32 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:20,896 Except for, you know, her super power. 33 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:22,379 [ tube alert ] 34 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:27,068 - Hey guys, how groovaaay was that homework 35 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:28,655 Ray gave us last night? Huh? 36 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:33,620 Mmm hmm, yup, nothing like a long night of long divi... 37 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,517 ...sion. 38 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:38,241 Someone's trying to prank me. 39 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:40,448 - Pfft. - Whaaat? 40 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:43,931 - I said, someone's trying to prank me. 41 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:46,931 And I know it's not Miles because he's learned his lesson. 42 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,172 So it must be one of you. 43 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:53,172 - Pfft. - Whaaat? 44 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:55,344 - Why would we try to prank you? 45 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:57,413 - Yeah sis, you're our girl-power-B-F-F 46 00:01:57,413 --> 00:02:00,000 for life, chica. 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,689 - Okay. Then why don't you take a bite 48 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,931 of that nice, shiny apple? 49 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:04,344 - That apple there? - The same. 50 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:06,137 - Not hungry. - Aww. 51 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:08,758 I'm sure you have room in your tummy for one... 52 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,862 small... bite of this apple. 53 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:14,862 - Actually, I am kinda hungry. 54 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:16,586 - No! Bose it's filled with spicy milk! 55 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:18,586 - Ah-HA! - I told ya. 56 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,724 She can't be pranked. - Dang it. 57 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,413 - Oh, but that was cute though, with your lil' fake apple 58 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:25,448 filled with your lil' spicy milk. 59 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,931 And your banana filled with glue. 60 00:02:27,931 --> 00:02:30,137 And your grapes where every fourth one is a rock. 61 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,172 - Owww! 62 00:02:32,172 --> 00:02:34,551 - She is good. 63 00:02:34,551 --> 00:02:37,758 - Not better than me. Who we talking about? 64 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:42,931 Whatever shut up I've got an assignment for the four of you. 65 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:46,275 [ trumpet music ] 66 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:48,000 - Who is that human peacock? 67 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,482 [ Miles laughs ] 68 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:52,827 - That human peacock is Archduke Fernando, from Rivalton. 69 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:54,655 - Aww. I hate Rivalton. - Boo Rivalton. 70 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:57,655 - And as you know, tomorrow is, of course, Kielbasa Day. 71 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:01,517 - Already?! I forget Kielbasa Day every year. 72 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,000 - Anyway the Archduke's coming to Swellview 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,862 to give some stupid speech about something stupid 74 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:07,551 and he's asked for the best protection possible. 75 00:03:07,551 --> 00:03:08,965 - Hey, okay! - Nice! 76 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:10,655 - We are the best. - Unfortunately, I'm busy 77 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:12,413 so he's going to have to settle for you guys. 78 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:13,827 - Oh, come on. - That hurts, Ray. 79 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,413 - I got a date with a mom who likes pinball 80 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:19,172 so the four of you are gonna have to protect him for me. 81 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:20,689 Hmm, don't mind if I do. 82 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:22,379 - Sir, you might not wanna eat that-- 83 00:03:22,379 --> 00:03:27,137 - Shhh. If he wants to eat an apple, let him eat the apple. 84 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:28,827 - Thank you. 85 00:03:28,827 --> 00:03:31,655 Oh as always, if you guys screw this up I'll be furious 86 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:34,758 and if you do everything correctly I will not praise you. 87 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:38,724 Aya, one last thing: Don't make fun of his ponytail -- 88 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,655 okay that's it byeeeeeeeee! 89 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,896 Ahhhh! Spicy milk! 90 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,655 Gah! This is why you should never eat fruit! 91 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:52,482 - Why would we make fun of this dude's ponytail? 92 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:59,344 - His name is Gideon and I've had him 93 00:03:59,344 --> 00:04:01,689 since he was a little man-bun. 94 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:04,344 - Yeah, I'm definitely gonna make fun of that. 95 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,655 - I think I shall start my Kielbasa Day speech now! 96 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:09,793 - Go off big man. 97 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:12,068 [ trumpet music ] 98 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,896 [ applause ] 99 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:17,344 - Oh... Thank you Swellview! 100 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:21,965 You know, our cities are not so different, yours and mine... 101 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,655 - There's a prank coming. - What? 102 00:04:23,655 --> 00:04:25,241 - Someone's about to prank Archduke Fernando! 103 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,413 I can feel it. 104 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:27,758 - or are you just a stupid idiot. 105 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,724 - Repeat: chances are high for a prank. 106 00:04:29,724 --> 00:04:35,310 - Chances are also high for me eating a kielbasa. 107 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,517 - but the biggest reason why 108 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:39,068 Rivalton is better than Swellview-- 109 00:04:39,068 --> 00:04:40,379 [ coughs ] 110 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,655 - That's the prank! - Get him out of here! 111 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,793 - I'm fine! Get away from my pony 112 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:46,931 I just need a drink of water... 113 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:54,758 - Ahhhh! - We need to go, sir! 114 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:57,413 - No I need to finish my spee-- 115 00:04:57,413 --> 00:05:00,379 Ahhhh! Prank railing! 116 00:05:00,379 --> 00:05:03,448 Uh ah! Gideoooooooonnnnnnnn-- 117 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:05,620 [ crashes to the ground ] 118 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,793 ARCHDUKE FERNANDO: Who cares about me. 119 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:08,827 Someone check on Gideon. 120 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:12,655 - Okay, I get why he loves Gideon so much. 121 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:15,000 He's so soft... 122 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,103 - We're so gonna get yelled at. 123 00:05:19,379 --> 00:05:21,310 [ music ] 124 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:24,137 RAY: Statically, most women who play pinball have mustaches. 125 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:26,344 But I finally meet an absolutely stunning mom 126 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:29,172 who's into pinball, and you guys have to go and-- 127 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:30,586 Where's Chapa? 128 00:05:30,586 --> 00:05:32,172 - She suited up to answer a call. 129 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:34,896 Some dude was spittin' on people at Ball Mart. 130 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,862 - Fine. I'll yell at her when she gets back. 131 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,413 - Look, I'm sorry Archduke Fernando 132 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:39,793 got pranked on our watch. 133 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:42,034 But honestly, that guy was kind of a jerk. 134 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:43,931 - Yeah. He keeps calling the Man's Nest 135 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:46,206 and demanding that I give back Gideon. 136 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:49,965 But I would never do that because you're just so soft... 137 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:52,517 - So who cares if he got pranked, anyway? 138 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:55,862 I mean it's no big deal. - No big deal? 139 00:05:55,862 --> 00:05:59,034 You really think that war is no big deal? 140 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,206 - What? 141 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:01,689 - What are you talking about "war"? 142 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,965 - So soft... 143 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:06,931 - I'm talking about The Thousand Pranks War! 144 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:10,724 Really -- Don't they teach you kids anything in school these days? 145 00:06:10,724 --> 00:06:12,551 - Ray, you're our teacher. 146 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:15,172 - And we usually have to teach you. 147 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:17,517 - That's it -- we're watching the Ken Burns documentary. 148 00:06:17,517 --> 00:06:20,034 - Ken Burns made a documentary about The Thousand Pranks War? 149 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,551 - Ken Burns has made a documentary about everything! 150 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:24,344 - Okay. 151 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,517 NARRATOR: The Thousand Pranks War between Swellview and Rivalton 152 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,275 had raged for decades. 153 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:31,862 And soldiers from both sides have left letters 154 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:33,965 to tell the tale... 155 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:36,379 SOLDIER: Dearest Martha. I write to you 156 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:39,793 with my underwear stretched way up above my head. 157 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:44,448 A grievous injury I incurred at the Battle of Wedgie Hill. 158 00:06:44,448 --> 00:06:46,551 SOLDIER: This Prank War seems to stretch on 159 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:51,034 with no end in sight, much like my tight-y whiteys... 160 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:54,000 but my resolve has not wavered... 161 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,241 SOLDIER: How can two towns end a Prank War 162 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,724 when no one knows who started it? 163 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:01,137 Or whence it was began? 164 00:07:01,137 --> 00:07:02,931 SOLDIER: I do not know if you will even 165 00:07:02,931 --> 00:07:06,172 see this letter for it appears I have unknowingly 166 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:09,724 been writing with disappearing ink. 167 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:13,758 SOLDIER: My dearest Martha, please kiss the kids for me. 168 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:17,448 And tell Ruffles he is a good boy. 169 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:20,724 XOXO, Unknown Soldier. 170 00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:26,758 - Hey, what the-- - What'd I miss? 171 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:29,241 - What you missed is historical footage of The Thousand Pranks War 172 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,172 that's about to get started up all over again. 173 00:07:31,172 --> 00:07:33,758 - Hey, can we watch "Jumanji"? - No, we can't watch "Jumanji"! 174 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:35,448 You guys just reignited a war! 175 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:38,034 - Really? Before yesterday there hadn't been any pranking 176 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:40,413 between Swellview and Rivalton for thirty years. 177 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:42,413 Maybe yesterday's prank will just blow over. 178 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:46,517 - They... pranked me. 179 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:48,551 MILES: What happened? 180 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,551 - Looks like they ran the Tallahassee Two-Step. 181 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:53,103 BOSE: The what? 182 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,241 - It's a simple prank -- someone calls in 183 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,655 a fake spit-mergency, second pranker spills grease 184 00:07:57,655 --> 00:08:00,551 on a first responder's uniform, third grifter offers to clean 185 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:02,206 said uniform at no charge. 186 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:03,896 They take your clothes and tell you to wait in a room. 187 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:05,689 And when you get your clothes back -- 188 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:08,551 it's the cheerleading costume from your town's hated rival. 189 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:10,103 - She's absolutely right. 190 00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:12,655 [ Ray, Bose and Miles gasp ] 191 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:15,103 - Avenge... me... 192 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:21,344 - You still think this is just gonna blow over? 193 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:24,586 - One, two, three, four. 194 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,413 I declare a Prank War. 195 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:27,758 [ Bose gasps ] 196 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:31,724 - It all just kinda happened. 197 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:34,517 [ kids all taking at once ] 198 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:35,724 - Stop talking! 199 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,551 ♪ Danger 200 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,758 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 201 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:40,862 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 202 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:44,655 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 203 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,655 ♪ Danger! 204 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,310 ♪ One two three Force! 205 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,413 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 206 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:52,137 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 207 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:57,517 [ music ] 208 00:08:57,517 --> 00:09:00,482 - Breaking news -- more like, pranking news. 209 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:01,517 - That's right, Trent. 210 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,862 It's war. Again! 211 00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:06,551 Between Swellview and Rivalton. 212 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:08,034 - Yuck. 213 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:11,241 - The latest victim? Danger Force's own Volt, 214 00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:15,310 whose superhero costume was stolen and is now on display 215 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:18,862 in Rivalton's Country Music-themed knockoff store: 216 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,344 Hee Haw Purée. 217 00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:22,344 - Volt was later seen walking home in shame, 218 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,379 dressed like a Rivalton Cheerleader. 219 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:27,827 - Our sources indicate that Volt was shaken, 220 00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:30,724 but she is now in stable condition. 221 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:33,655 - AHHHHHH I HATE THAT PICTURE GET IT OFF THE SCREEN! 222 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,482 - We're having some trouble getting this image off the screen, 223 00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:37,482 so we're just gonna have to leave it up for a while. 224 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:39,137 - Noooooo!!! 225 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:42,172 - In totally unrelated news, prank supply stores 226 00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:44,344 in both cities are selling out 227 00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:46,448 as people continue to line up around the bloc-- 228 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,896 - Gaaaaah I can't stand Rivalton! 229 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,551 - Yeah, the only thing worse than Rivalton is 230 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:54,310 oh wait nothing. 231 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,931 Get. Wrecked. Ha! 232 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,586 - You just wrecked Rivalton. - That was good. 233 00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:58,896 - That was good, right? 234 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:00,275 - Why does Rivalton even exist? 235 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,931 - Rivalton used to be nothing 236 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:04,275 until they struck grease underground and got rich. 237 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,931 Here, there's a Ken Burns documentary about it... 238 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:09,034 - No. - Please just "Jumanji". 239 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:11,310 - They found vast grease deposits underground, 240 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,551 then they started selling it to every restaurant 241 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:14,793 in the Quint Cities. 242 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:16,620 Of which Swellview is, of course, one. 243 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,137 ♪ Rivalton and Bordertown, 244 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:20,103 ♪ Adjacent City, Neighborville and Swellview: ♪ 245 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:22,724 ♪ the Quint City Towns -- Quints! ♪ 246 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:24,068 ♪ Quints means five. 247 00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:27,000 - Exactly. And now? You want fried food? 248 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,379 You gotta buy Rivalton grease, 249 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,344 and you gotta pay Rivalton prices. 250 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:33,206 While the citizens of Rivalton just sit around gettin' rich 251 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,000 and making Chapa look cheery. 252 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,241 - Gah! I hate looking cheery. 253 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:41,034 - Enough talk -- let's ride on them Rivaltons! 254 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:42,758 - Yeah! - Yeah! 255 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,379 - Oh, I got a prank. 256 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,413 How about this? We roll up on Rivalton with our lasers 257 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:51,724 and blast every single Rivalton we see -- like this! 258 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,896 - Aiieee! Aiieee! Aiieee! 259 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,827 - That's not a prank, that's just violence. 260 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,517 - Yeah but it's funny violence -- watch. 261 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,068 - Aiiiieeeee! 262 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,827 - See that's hilarious. - How about this? 263 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:07,103 We drag me behind the Man Copter and I shock the entire city! 264 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:11,000 - Aiiiieeeee! 265 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,379 - That's also going to hurt people. 266 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,724 - It's going to hurt a lot of people. 267 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:17,896 [ Mika whistles ] 268 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,620 - [ Australian accent ] Two days ago, I thought of a way 269 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:23,448 to prank that town. You wanna prank Rivalton? 270 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,241 You talk to me. 271 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:30,448 - What'd you have in mind? 272 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:31,862 [ upbeat music ] 273 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,620 MIKA: We wait until the middle of the night, 274 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:36,241 then Miles teleports us all into Hee Haw Purée... 275 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,379 MIKA: Miles replaces all the regular chairs with prank chairs. 276 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:42,758 - Yes! 277 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,241 MIKA: Schwoz replaces their water supply 278 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,344 with his new "concentrated water." 279 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:49,965 One sip is like a gallon in your guts. 280 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,344 SCHWOZ: You're so bad, I love it. 281 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,689 MIKA: Bose? You still know how to build a brick wall? 282 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:57,275 BOSE: Sand-lime bricks or fly-ash clay? 283 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,068 MIKA: Sand-lime, of course. 284 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:02,517 BOSE: Ooooh, the lady has expensive taste. 285 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:06,275 RAY: And I fill the whole place with nitroblast boom sticks! 286 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:09,586 MIKA: Again, that's just violence. 287 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:12,724 RAY [disappointed ]: Awwww... 288 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:18,068 MIKA: Chapa, you install remote locks on all the entrance doors. 289 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,275 - These are all good pranks, 290 00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,241 but I wish we could see them happen. 291 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,689 - You know that fourth wall of Hee Haw Purée 292 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,517 that we never get close to? - Of course I do. 293 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,241 We got one in the Man's Nest right over there. 294 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:30,896 - Huh. That's where I installed the hidden cameras. 295 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,724 - Ah. 296 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,206 MILES: Okay. So then what? 297 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,620 MIKA: Then we pop some popcorn, 298 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,517 open some brightly colored sodas, 299 00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:40,655 and enjoy the swell view of Rivaltons getting pranked. 300 00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:44,103 [ music ] 301 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,310 - We may have made too much popcorn. 302 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,517 - Shhhhh! The show is starting! 303 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,896 [ music ] 304 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:54,689 - C'mon. We've been watching this stuff for five whole minutes! 305 00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:56,344 When's the pranking gonna start? 306 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,655 - Yeah, they've been drinking Schwoz's heavy water 307 00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,827 in their purée so why aren't they being, 308 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,689 you know, prankified?! 309 00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:05,896 - The pranks should start right... 310 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,862 about... 311 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,172 ...now. 312 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:13,931 [ music ] 313 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,034 - To Gideon! 314 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:18,172 My little pony! 315 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:26,379 - [ yawns ] I could use a good sit! 316 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:30,206 'Cause my buns are barkin'. 317 00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:31,689 [ everyone laughs ] 318 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:36,310 - I built those chairs. - You did it too. 319 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:41,034 - Ha-ha! You tried to sit but you fell! 320 00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:44,448 Let me show you how proper sitting is done, Clarence! 321 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:49,103 The key is to bend at the knee while maintaining eye-- ohhh! 322 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:51,310 [ everyone laughs ] 323 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:55,068 - Look at his stupid face. Look how stupid he looks. 324 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,241 - We've been pranked! 325 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,103 Everyone check your chairs! 326 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:01,413 - You heard the man! 327 00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:03,275 CLARENCE: Bend at the knee... 328 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,758 [ all talking at once ] 329 00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:07,034 - No! Don't check them by sitting on them. 330 00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:12,689 [ all laughing even harder ] 331 00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:15,931 - That's amazing! Are you kidding me? 332 00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,724 - I only took a tiny sip, but... 333 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,482 I gotta go real bad! 334 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:22,034 - Yes, that's why we all call you Small Bladdie Maddie and-- 335 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,862 ohhhhh goodness to grease I've got to go, too! Out of my way. 336 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:27,689 - Oh yeah!! 337 00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:28,827 RAY: Here it comes! 338 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,758 - Ah! That's sand-lime brick! 339 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,482 [ scream in unison ] 340 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:35,724 [ all laughing ] 341 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,931 - C'mon, we can all go outside and pee! 342 00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:41,206 - Yeah, but you can't though. 343 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:42,758 - Open the door, you fool! 344 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,034 - I can't! It's locked! 345 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,068 - [ crying ] My bladdieeeeeee... 346 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,413 [ laughing hysterically ] 347 00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:50,724 - Oh is there a urologist in the house? 348 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,310 - I can't breathe. 349 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,724 - We're being pranked! With a capital "pee!" 350 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,068 - It's happening... 351 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:02,551 - Oooh, Me toooooo... 352 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:06,517 [ all cheering and laughing ] 353 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:10,517 - Wait, wait wait. I call that one, Ur-in-trouble. 354 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:15,241 - I never thought I'd say this, but I am afraid of you. 355 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:22,241 [ cheering ] 356 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,379 [ music ] 357 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,413 - Well since Ray forgot to yesterday, 358 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,793 I'll ask him to assign us double homework tonight-- 359 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,586 [ Chapa, Miles and Bose ] - Noooo!!! 360 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:33,068 - Well excuse me for trying to learn. 361 00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:35,827 - I will never excuse that. 362 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:37,241 - Hold, hold, hold, hold... 363 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:39,482 [ muffled high-pitched wailing ] 364 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:43,137 - There's an old lady screaming in the Man's Nest! 365 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:47,000 - Errrr! Ya-ah-haa! 366 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,724 C'mon! 367 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,241 - Ray? 368 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,689 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 369 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:57,034 Hey, hey, he-e-y, hey. Hey. 370 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:59,241 What's wrong? Breathe. 371 00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:03,896 - Okay, okay... I was doing my normal hair-care routine, right: 372 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,000 Pre-soak, soak, free-trade organic low-carb shampoo, 373 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,517 pre-rinse, rinse, conditioner, argon oil, mountain water, 374 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,586 rinse, air dry, towel dry, mountain air dry-- 375 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:13,896 - Okay. Yeah yeah yeah. We get it. 376 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,862 - And then, and then, I went to apply a teaspoon 377 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,655 of activated cashew butter to my scalp 378 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:20,172 when I realized that somebody had replaced it with-- 379 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:23,310 Fast-locking epoxy glue! 380 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,206 Ahhhh! 381 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,655 - So you can't get your hands out? 382 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:27,793 - Nooo! 383 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,137 - Okay hold still. Hold still. 384 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,724 Hold still. You ready? 385 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,344 RAY: Not like this. Not like this. 386 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,862 [ Mika screams ] 387 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,137 - I guess you're gonna have to shave your head. 388 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:44,172 - I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. 389 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:45,586 Ohhh! 390 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:48,655 [ yelling gibberish ] 391 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:52,206 - Well, there's only one other thing you can do... 392 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,689 - Why do you have a Kid Danger wig? 393 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:03,034 - Remember that time Captain Man and Kid Danger 394 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:06,137 fought The Barber, and Henry lost all of his hair? 395 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,344 - Eh, no. 396 00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:10,000 - Exactly -- because I made this wig. 397 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,551 - Ha ha ha we fooled the whole town moving on. 398 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,206 Bet you're all wondering why Schwoz and I 399 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,793 called you all here today. 400 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:21,137 - It's a school day. - And we were already here. 401 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:25,655 - We called you here because... we realized two things. 402 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:29,793 One! This hair prank is clearly the work of Rivalton. 403 00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:31,724 - Well yeah, obviously. - Duh. 404 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,000 - But we also believe that since the only people 405 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,931 who have access to my hair products are here in this room 406 00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:44,517 that that means: that one of you is pranking for Rivalton. 407 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,724 [ Bose gasps ] 408 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:52,586 - And I know exactly who it is -- 409 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,965 Schwoz? 410 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:03,379 [ suspenseful music ] 411 00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,241 [ music ] 412 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,724 - Why would one of us be pranking for Rivalton? 413 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:14,172 - Because one of you was born there. 414 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:16,482 - In Rivalton?! - The same. 415 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:19,896 - No, way! - I got the proof right here! 416 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,896 I know who the dirty Rivalton is. 417 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,482 But I'm going to give them a chance to come clean. 418 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:27,413 And if they don't -- you're all fired. 419 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:30,137 - Mika was born in Rivalton. - Miles! 420 00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,206 - I'm sorry but he said he was gonna fire everyone 421 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,931 and Bose really needs the health insurance for his foot thing! 422 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:39,241 - Miles, stop revealing people's secrets! 423 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,103 - Wait a minute -- I thought you two were twins. 424 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,413 - We are. 425 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,241 - So Miles was born in Rivalton, too?! 426 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:45,689 - No I was not! 427 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,689 - Okay, I'll tell you what happened. 428 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:51,310 - Our mom was verrrrrrry pregnant... 429 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,068 - Okay you tell them what happened. 430 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:56,517 - And our dad was verrrrrrry hungry... 431 00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,482 MILES: So our mom was pregnant and sick of it. 432 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,413 - I'm pregnant and I'm sick of it. 433 00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:02,896 CHAPA: Why were they in Rivalton? 434 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:05,068 - Well, Hee Haw Purée has this special smoothie 435 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,931 that's supposed to make you go into labor. 436 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,068 BOSE: Did it work? 437 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,620 - It's working! - Hmmm? 438 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,827 - The babies are coming! We gotta go! 439 00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:13,689 - Well I gotta finish this first. 440 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,965 If I finish the whole thing we eat for free. 441 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,586 - Just pay for it. Ooooh! 442 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,448 - I didn't bring my wallet. 443 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,344 - Why not? 444 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,517 - Confidence. 445 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:28,068 - Drink faster! 446 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:31,482 I do not want my babies born in this disgusting town! 447 00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:34,172 Oooh! Ooooh! 448 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,655 Yeah, I said it. 449 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,655 CHAPA: So did your dad finish the purée? 450 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,517 MILES: An hour later. 451 00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:46,689 [ '90s music plays ] 452 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:06,275 MILES: By the time they actually left it was too late. 453 00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,241 My mom drove as fast as she could, 454 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,655 but Mika was born in the car, 455 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,068 on the Rivalton side of the Jandy River. 456 00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,517 - Where was your dad? 457 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,724 - He was in the back seat with a stomach ache. 458 00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,586 - So where were you born? 459 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:22,137 - Also in the car, on the Swellview side of the Jandy River. 460 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,137 - Ohhhh. - Okay. 461 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:25,137 - That, that makes sense. 462 00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:27,275 - I'm a proud son of Swellview. 463 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:30,172 - Yeah, unlike your "sister." 464 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,620 - I'm still his sister! 465 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,275 - Yeah, who was born in Rivalton! 466 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,310 - Look, I didn't prank your stupid hair care products! 467 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,896 - What did you just call them? 468 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:40,655 - If anything I would have gone for your anti-aging cream. 469 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,620 [ Bose, Miles and Chapa gasp ] 470 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,413 - I cast thee out. 471 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,275 - Come on, Ray... 472 00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:52,034 I!!! Cast!!! Thee!!! Out!!! 473 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,310 - Are you serious? 474 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,379 - You are out of Danger Force! 475 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,517 Until this Prank War is over, you shall not step foot in this Man's Nest. 476 00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:02,896 - You know what? Fine. 477 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,448 - Ray, are you seriously kicking her out of Danger Force? 478 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:08,275 - Yes. 479 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,827 - Hey. What's in the envelope? 480 00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:13,137 How did you know I was born in Rivalton? 481 00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:15,241 - I didn't know. 482 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,413 You just told me. 483 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,793 - Down the tube! 484 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,793 - Not cool dude. 485 00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:32,000 - Yeah she's a dirty Rivalton, but she was our best pranker. 486 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,448 - And she was our friend. - Oh yeah. 487 00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:37,517 - Plus I told her about my foot thing 488 00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,172 and it never got out. 489 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,448 - Because of her, I had to shave my hair! 490 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,034 We can't trust her. 491 00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:46,137 But now, thanks to me, she's completely out of the way 492 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:49,068 and we don't have to worry about her anymore at all. 493 00:21:56,896 --> 00:22:00,275 - ShoutOut? What are you doing here? 494 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,448 - I prank for you now. 495 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,068 - Gideon!!! 496 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,724 [ music ] 497 00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,862 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 498 00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,482 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 499 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:21,103 ♪ I'm okay 500 00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:24,275 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 501 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:27,206 ♪ Danger 502 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:28,448 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 503 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,517 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 504 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,310 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 505 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,310 ♪ Danger! 506 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,758 ♪ One two three Force!