1 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:09,931 [ music ] 2 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ I'm in the money... 3 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,620 ♪ I'm in the money... 4 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,068 HOWDEE VOICE: Howdee y'alllll! 5 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,931 - I hear you. HOWDEE VOICE: Welcome to Howdee, 6 00:00:15,931 --> 00:00:18,206 where celebrities record personal messages for money. 7 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,517 Your Howdee message to-- - Let's go. I hate this part. 8 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:22,586 HOWDEE VOICE: "Tiffany," is about to record in... 9 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:24,275 - I just really need to get this done let's go s'go-- 10 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:27,724 Heyyyyyyyyy, Tiffany. What's zappenin'? 11 00:00:27,724 --> 00:00:28,965 I heard you're getting your tonsils outtie 12 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:30,655 like a belly button... 13 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,586 I just want to say that you're as cool as those ice chips 14 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:34,862 you're going to be eating for a while. So Tiffany... 15 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:36,379 stay sparky. 16 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:39,827 RAY: Uhhhh, whatcha doin' there, Sparky? 17 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,275 - Nothing. 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:46,137 - Oh, soo you skipped out on apple picking for nothing? 19 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:47,482 - Yep. - You promised me 20 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,758 you'd be there. - I know. 21 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,965 - But you weren't there. - I know. 22 00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:54,206 - A promise is something one can never break. 23 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:56,034 Bones? Sure. 24 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:58,965 Hearts? Daily. 25 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:02,379 Teeth? I think we all know the answer to that one. 26 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:04,034 But promises? 27 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,965 Never. 28 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,551 - Well maybe she can come with us next time-- 29 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:08,482 - Anybody else could have skipped, 30 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:09,551 I would have been fine with it! 31 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:11,068 - Wow. - Offensive. 32 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:13,862 - Mika? She made it an apple picking competition. 33 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:16,034 - Which I won. Not that it matters. 34 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,344 It matters. 35 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,586 - Miles? Miles just wandered around 36 00:01:19,586 --> 00:01:21,448 waiting for "the apples to pick him." 37 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,965 - My life is about the journey, not the results. 38 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:27,103 - Yeah, well your journey resulted in zero apples. 39 00:01:27,103 --> 00:01:30,206 - False. 40 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:31,724 - And Bose? 41 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,413 Actually, Sweet Bose and I had some really good talks. 42 00:01:34,413 --> 00:01:38,137 - Your grandma loves you, she just doesn't know how to say it. 43 00:01:38,137 --> 00:01:40,137 - But gol-DANGIT, Chapa! 44 00:01:40,137 --> 00:01:42,413 You're my second favorite! 45 00:01:42,413 --> 00:01:43,586 - So I'm your favorite? 46 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,931 - Oh, no. My favorite's me. 47 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:50,931 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going go take a bath, 48 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:53,310 eat some apples, and pen a handwritten letter 49 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:55,413 to my grandmother. 50 00:01:57,137 --> 00:01:58,137 [ in unison ] - No! 51 00:01:58,137 --> 00:01:59,827 - What was that? - What? 52 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,551 - That's you're first bite of an apple? 53 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:04,241 - 'Course. Stem first, butt second. 54 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,931 - Oh my god! - Why? 55 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:09,241 - This is how everybody eats apples! 56 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:10,517 Top, bottom, then the core, 57 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:11,586 after that you'll want some more. 58 00:02:11,586 --> 00:02:12,965 Who is teaching you kids? 59 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,517 - You are! - Absolutely no one. 60 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:16,034 - You know what. 61 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:18,413 Normally I'd want to stick around and chat. 62 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:21,103 But you know. Today? 63 00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:23,275 Today, I don't. 64 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,241 Today, I don't. 65 00:02:25,241 --> 00:02:27,655 - So what were you doing wi-- - Today, I don't. 66 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:29,758 - Just take your bath, Ray. 67 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,586 - What the actual drip? 68 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,310 - Yeah what's going on? 69 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,758 Why are you so rich right now? 70 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:48,551 - You look like a million dollars threw up on you. 71 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,241 - What are you guys talking about? 72 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:51,413 These shoes?! 73 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:53,137 [ Miles, Bose and Mika ] - Dangggg! 74 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:54,517 - These pants?! 75 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,137 [ Miles, Bose and Mika ] - Doppppe! 76 00:02:56,137 --> 00:02:57,310 - THIS JACKET?! 77 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,000 [ Miles and Bose ] - Swettttt! 78 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,448 - Seriously, where'd you get the money for this lewk? 79 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,482 MILES: Yeah, spill it! 80 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:03,655 - Oh, I wanna be rich! 81 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,206 - Okay I'll tell you 82 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:07,000 but I don't want you to be all weird about it. 83 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 - We won't be! - No judgment. 84 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,206 - I can't judge. Never learned how. 85 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:15,448 - I've been making videos for people on Howdee. 86 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:18,689 - EWWWWWWW! - I judge you! 87 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:20,206 - What's so bad about Howdee? 88 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:23,689 People pay me money to brighten someone's day. 89 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:26,068 - We don't charge people to send them good vibes. 90 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:29,068 We're superheroes. - And we're a team. 91 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:32,379 So when you do stuff just for money it makes us all look bad. 92 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,965 - I see what this is about. 93 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,310 Y'all are jelly. 94 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,758 Jelly of this drip. 95 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,344 - [ scoffs ] Ha ha. The only jelly I am 96 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,448 is the apple jelly I'm going home to make right now. 97 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:43,896 - Savage. 98 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:45,551 - Wait I thought we were making apple cider. 99 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,137 We are, but I'm not "cider" of her drip 100 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,172 so "jelly" worked better. 101 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:52,517 I need you to "Yes, and" me. We've talked about this. 102 00:03:52,517 --> 00:03:54,103 [ banjo music ] 103 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:56,000 HOWDEE VOICE: Howdeee y'allllll! 104 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,655 - Sorry, peasants. I'm 'bout to get paid in the shade 105 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,068 drinkin' lemonade to... 106 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:04,827 cheer up little Scotty 'cuz his dog died. 107 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,689 Ooo. Can I have the room, please? 108 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:09,655 [ mocking Chapa ] - Can I have the room, please? 109 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:13,103 - You're a peasant... 110 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:15,000 Not even that popular. 111 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:26,724 - Today, I don't. 112 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,551 - Noooo! - Oh my god! 113 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:31,689 - What?! "Middle bite, with the peel, 114 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,310 grow as tall as Shaq O'Neal." 115 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:36,758 Sometimes I think you guys were just raised by wolves... 116 00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:39,068 - I'm not, I'm not doing it. 117 00:04:39,068 --> 00:04:41,206 [ music ] 118 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:42,586 - You ever see me doing a Howdee video, 119 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,724 you kick me in the zipper. 120 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:45,310 Because that's an imposter. 121 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:48,206 - You ever see me doing a Howdee video, you shave my head. 122 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,275 - [ gasps ] But Miles, your hair is... 123 00:04:50,275 --> 00:04:54,896 - Thirty percent of my identity and 50% of my body weight. 124 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:56,620 - Y'know, when we sell all this cider, we'll make... 125 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,758 like, five maybe ten bucks. 126 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,517 - It ain't much, but it's honest work. 127 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:05,172 - May not be quick money, but it's clean money. 128 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,000 - Amen. 129 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:09,551 - Hey, kids... 130 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:12,310 - Sup, Moms? Pops? 131 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:15,206 - Your dad and I would like to have a very important 132 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,793 and very personal discussion with you. 133 00:05:17,793 --> 00:05:19,896 - But we're scared. - Yeah. 134 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:21,758 So we paid a local celebrity on Howdee 135 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:24,517 to have "the talk" with you instead. 136 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:26,310 - Wait, what talk? 137 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,827 - Just watch this video! 138 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,862 La-la-la-la-la-la... 139 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:36,000 - Hello, Angela and Herman's kids. 140 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,896 It's Brainstorm from Danger Force 141 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:40,000 here to give you "the talk." 142 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,586 You see when a man and a woman love each other very much... 143 00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:44,137 - Ahhhhhhh! Stop stop stop stop stop. 144 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,655 - Cut. Veto. Basta. 145 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:48,206 - Kids, I know it's awkward but just push on through! 146 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:49,655 - No! 147 00:05:49,655 --> 00:05:52,413 - Mom. We already know where baby twins come from. 148 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:53,758 - We don't need "the talk." 149 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:55,965 - Oh. Well then this Howdee video 150 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:58,448 was a waste of eight-hundred-fifty dollars. 151 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:01,862 [ in unison ] - Eight-hundred and fifty dollars?! 152 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,379 - Yeah, it was a flash sale. 153 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,241 Brainstorm usually charges a thousand... 154 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,034 Herman why'd ya leave? 155 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:12,000 - So we're doing Howdee, right? - Yes and! 156 00:06:15,034 --> 00:06:17,655 - It all just kinda happened. 157 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:20,620 [ kids all talking at once ] 158 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:21,655 - Stop talking! 159 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:24,655 ♪ Danger 160 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:26,103 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 161 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:27,172 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 162 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:30,655 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 163 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:31,655 ♪ Danger! 164 00:06:31,655 --> 00:06:33,551 ♪ One two three Force! 165 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:35,344 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 166 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:38,689 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 167 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:43,586 [ music ] 168 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:46,137 - Could not have been more wrong about Howdee. 169 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:47,586 - Ya welcome. 170 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:50,827 - Remember when we were happy with ten dollars... 171 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,896 - We have so many more dollars now! 172 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:56,068 - And I am so much more happy! - Ya welcome. 173 00:06:56,068 --> 00:06:58,896 - Chapa I am so grateful that you turned me on to Howdee 174 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:02,275 that I hired a superstar to send you a "thank you message." 175 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:03,689 HOWDEE VOICE: You got a Howdee! 176 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,862 From ROBOT VOICE: Cardib. 177 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:09,103 CARDI B: Ya boy Bose says thank you, girl! 178 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:12,517 Now get that schmoney okurrrrr... 179 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:13,758 - Aw, you didn't have to do that. 180 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:15,551 - It's cool -- I'm rich! 181 00:07:15,551 --> 00:07:18,344 - Ya welcome. 182 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:21,310 - 'Sup, schoolios? 183 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,827 - What. Are. You doing? 184 00:07:22,827 --> 00:07:24,517 - Even I know that's wrong. 185 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:26,793 - What? "Turn it 'round, bite the crust, 186 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,862 that's a pizza you can trust. 187 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,896 Then the cheese, then the sauce-- 188 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:32,551 why are you guys all so rich right now? 189 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:34,344 - Howdeeeeee! 190 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:35,758 - Loud and proud. 191 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:37,206 - What. - Howdee. 192 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,586 It's an app where people pay celebrities 193 00:07:38,586 --> 00:07:40,172 to send them messages. 194 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:41,551 - No, no, no, no, no, please tell me you're not-- 195 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:44,931 - Howdee y'alllllll! - Hey! 196 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,241 - Are you kidding me? 197 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:48,000 - Hey, thanks for signing me up, you guys. 198 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,931 I finally paid off my student debt! 199 00:07:49,931 --> 00:07:51,931 [ kids in unison ] - Ya welcome. 200 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,000 - How are you on Howdee?! 201 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,482 You're not a Swell-lebrity. 202 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:58,206 - On Howdee I am "The Cupid." 203 00:07:58,206 --> 00:07:59,344 Hello! 204 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:02,448 This is a message of looooove... 205 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,068 From Chris to Mike-- 206 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:08,655 - That's ridiculous. Who would pay you for that? 207 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,241 - I just told you, Chris and-- 208 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,724 - Schwoz is actually the most popular celebrity on Howdee. 209 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:14,724 - NO. 210 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:15,827 - Check out the big board. 211 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:19,172 He's on top. 212 00:08:19,172 --> 00:08:20,586 - NO NO NO NO NO. 213 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:22,551 - I heard Howdee is trying to get Joey Lawrence 214 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:23,655 to sign up and make videos. 215 00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:25,827 - Joey Lawrence? 216 00:08:25,827 --> 00:08:29,206 - Aw, not Joey Lawrence! 217 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:30,448 - What's so funny? 218 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:33,172 - Joey Lawrence and Captain Man have beef. 219 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,275 - You have beef with the Joey Lawrence? 220 00:08:35,275 --> 00:08:37,620 - The Joey Lawrence that was on "Blossom?" 221 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,310 - The Joey Lawrence that had a brief 222 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,103 but stellar career as a singer? 223 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,551 - The Joey half of "Melissa & Joey?" 224 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:44,000 RAY: The same. 225 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,586 He thinks he's got a better jawline than me 226 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:47,517 which he doesn't. 227 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:49,310 - He's got a great jawline, Ray. 228 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,551 - And it's like thirty percent of his identity. Right here... 229 00:08:51,551 --> 00:08:53,620 CHAPA: It's low key though and it's like pretty nice. 230 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,206 - Alright quiet! How do I start selling myself on Howdee? 231 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:59,034 - Just download the app. - I'm gonna do this. 232 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,172 Stupid Joey Lawrence and his stupid perfect jawline 233 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:03,034 and stupid Schwoz can't be number one see this is 234 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:04,620 exactly why people shouldn't have the right to vote. 235 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,275 - Ohhhh. Come at me, bro. 236 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,241 - I'm gonna beat you Schwoz, and that's a promise. 237 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:10,551 A promise is something I never break. 238 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,965 Bones? Sure. 239 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:14,241 - Are we competing? - Hearts? Daily. 240 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,000 - Is this a competition? - Teeth? 241 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,689 I think we all know the answer to that. 242 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:20,068 - I SAID, "IS THIS A COMPETITION?!" 243 00:09:20,068 --> 00:09:22,103 - Has she always been this competitive? 244 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,103 - Six years ago, I jokingly said that I could say "fishsticks" 245 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:25,793 more than she could. - Fishsticks. 246 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:27,655 - So now, every time I say fishsticks-- - Fishsticks. 247 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:28,896 - She has to say fishsticks, too. 248 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,034 - Fishsticks fishticks fishticks 249 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:32,310 are we competing on Howdee or not?! 250 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,344 VOLT: I already am. 251 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,482 Hey Omar, I heard you got yelled at by a writer today. 252 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:40,068 Tough break, buddy. No one likes getting screamed at. 253 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:42,034 - Ahhhh! 254 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,206 - But sometimes a little "shock" to the system 255 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:51,724 can really get ya going again. Stay sparky! 256 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,068 - Heyyyyyy Sabrina! 257 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,034 It's me ShoutOut here to give you... 258 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:56,413 a shoutout! Heh heh... 259 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:57,896 - Heyyyyyy, Winston. It's ya girl Volt 260 00:09:57,896 --> 00:10:00,655 AKA Lil Sparky AKA Spark Wahlburg... 261 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:03,413 - Heyyyyyy, Mrs. Feldstein! 262 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,827 It's AWOL with A message. 263 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,551 - Heyyyyyy, insert name here! 264 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:11,862 It's B to the Rainstorm wishing you a happy B to the Ar Mitzvah. 265 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:15,241 Your rabbi loves you soooooo much! 266 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,379 That's weird. 267 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:18,448 Forgot a "t" at the end of "rabbit." 268 00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:21,137 - Heyyyyy there, Velinda! 269 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:23,034 What kind of a name is that? 270 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:25,793 Your parents couldn't decide between Valerie and Belinda? 271 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,000 - Heyyyyy Kylie. It's me, Cupid! 272 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,275 This message is from Travis who says 273 00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:34,344 he's "sorry for the things he said when he was hangry." 274 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:39,689 So don't be a cupid idiot and take him back! 275 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:41,206 He he he! 276 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,310 - ...so don't forget to "live life out loud!"” 277 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,793 ShoutOut... out! 278 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:48,586 - It's AWOL sayin' "peace y'all!" 279 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,517 - Stay sparky! 280 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,137 - My catchphrase! Bye. 281 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:58,379 - What ever happened to Emily? You know, simple, American. 282 00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:00,241 Anyway, you know who I am. You're welcome. 283 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,655 Happy Birthday. Change your name. 284 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:04,586 Alright, I'm done with this. 285 00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:07,862 [ music ] 286 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,103 - and don't worry, Conan. 287 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,275 Tonight's taping is gonna be great. 288 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,517 Tell Andy I said, "Hold the cheese!" 289 00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:17,275 He'll know what I mean... stay sparky. 290 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:18,517 [ banjo music ] 291 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:21,931 - She's a machine. - We can't let her win! 292 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,379 - I am literally doing that right now. 293 00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,793 - No! 294 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,620 - She's starting another... 295 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,344 - What's up, Gaperman? This is your fellow electro-cutie, 296 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,172 Volt, tellin' you that usually people 297 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,620 don't buy these for themselves, but you do you, boo. 298 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,034 - She can't win! 299 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,379 - ...I don't know if you got confused 300 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,793 and clicked the wrong button or something-- 301 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,793 [ super-screams ] 302 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,793 - Ow! What the heck, Mika?! 303 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,482 - I won't let you win, Chapa! 304 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,034 - We're usin' too many names here. 305 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,275 [ in unison ] - Shut up, Miles! 306 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,379 - That's three. 307 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,758 - We sayin' names? - What? No. 308 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,862 - I'm Bose! 309 00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,103 - Dude! What are you doing?! 310 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,448 - Stopping your Howdee. 311 00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:53,862 That was a complete fail! 312 00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:55,206 - Oooh! Volt made a fail vid? 313 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,931 Full send! - No, no, no don't! 314 00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:58,482 Don't! Wait! - I'm Captain Man 315 00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:00,862 I sends what I wants! - Please! Ray, please. 316 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:03,379 - You don't-- - And now simply to send! 317 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,517 [ banjo music ] 318 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:06,068 [ Ray laughs ] 319 00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,896 Let's see who's number one after that. 320 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:12,551 Yeah. 321 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,413 Why am I the only one laughing? 322 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:18,310 - Because that "fail video" revealed all of our identities. 323 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,379 - In one video? 324 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,586 That's some efficient stupidity. 325 00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:24,965 - It was a message for Mary Gaperman. 326 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,620 - Who does the news on KLVY. 327 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,931 - Even worse! 328 00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,172 - Why are you laughing? 329 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:35,000 - To hide the pain... 330 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,275 [ all laughing ] 331 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:46,379 [ all still laughing ] 332 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:48,379 - Seriously how are we going to fix this? 333 00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,310 That video is going to completely un-secret 334 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,448 our secret identities. 335 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,275 - There may be a way to fix this. 336 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,068 - There's no way to fix this. - You just asked if there was. 337 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,586 - That was seconds ago, I still had hope. 338 00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,896 - Hey, this says the messages don't go directly to the recipient. 339 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,551 They go to the Howdee Server Farm, 340 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:04,310 where they get processed for about six hours before delivery. 341 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:07,034 - Oh! Then let's head to the Howdee Server Farm. 342 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,689 - Ooooh! I love farms! 343 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,448 The cows, the crops, the old time mom and pop feel... 344 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,517 - No, no, no, Bose... that's not what server farms are. 345 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,758 Server farms are these like giant warehouses 346 00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:18,896 full of big computers and they're run by young Tech Bros 347 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,482 with names like "Jace" and "Sean." 348 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,000 They're not real farms. 349 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,586 - Actually, it's a real farm. - Oh, come on. 350 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,448 - It says here that the Howdee Servers are a family farm 351 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,000 run by Maw and Paw Howdee. 352 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 They give tours on weekends where each guest gets a free mug 353 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,344 of their signature warm butter. If you ask me 354 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,310 that sounds pretty good, if you ask me. 355 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,137 - I've never had it before, but I'm open to new things. 356 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,000 - Okay, fine. I'll go. But I'm going for punching. 357 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,344 I ain't drinking no warm butter from Maw and Paw Howdee. 358 00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:41,517 [ music ] 359 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:43,413 CAPTAIN MAN: Ooo! Ooo! Me me me me me! 360 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:47,206 - No need to clamor. Plenty 'a buttah to go around. 361 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:51,448 - That's right. At our farm, buttah grows on trees. 362 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,310 - Mm. Soo goooood... 363 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,275 - Wait doesn't butter come from cows? 364 00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:58,103 - Here at Howdee Farms we do things... 365 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,862 a little differently. 366 00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,827 Y'see, years ago, 367 00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:05,965 my great grandpappy J.W.W. Howdee 368 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:08,206 struck internet right'chere. 369 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:12,758 Evah since then, we been a simple buttah and internet farm. 370 00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,379 - Hey, how do you farm internet? 371 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:17,379 - Well, when somebody makes a Howdee vidja, 372 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:20,413 it goes through this ole gal, Bessie. 373 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:26,586 - That stands for "Bi-Electronic Server System Internet Etc." 374 00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:30,862 Oop! Looks like a vidja is almost ready to be streamed. 375 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,448 - I am learning so much today. - Same! 376 00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:37,034 - I'm gonna forget it allll. - Same! 377 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,000 - When a vidja is ready, 378 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,931 we squeeze it outta these here wires 379 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,482 into these here buckets. 380 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,000 Then we pour it into that there internet crick 381 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,275 where it's streamed to the world. 382 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:51,517 - So that's why it's called streaming! 383 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,793 - That's right, son. 384 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:57,482 Clearly you're the smart one. 385 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,206 - I guess I am. 386 00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,413 - Ugh, my tummy is so full of buttah. 387 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,000 - Oh, if you're not gonna finish that. 388 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,517 - No, I am, I am. I'm going to finish it. 389 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,896 No no. 390 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:09,379 VOLT ON VIDEO: What the heck, Mika. 391 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,034 MIKA ON VIDEO: I won't let you win, Chapa. 392 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,448 - Wait a second, that's our video! 393 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:15,275 - Yeah, that's actually why we're here. 394 00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:16,724 - Oh, no need to explain. 395 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:20,655 - You celebritahs always come to Howdee Farms 396 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,068 for the same reason. 397 00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,137 - You sent out an embarrassing vidja 398 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:27,103 and you find yourself in a dill of a pickle. 399 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,275 - Maw and Paw will take care of you. 400 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:31,172 - Aw thank you. That's really sweet I appreciate you. 401 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:34,827 - Nice people. - I love ya'll. 402 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,275 Why are they chuckling? 403 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,586 - I dunno. Probably about to turn bad. 404 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:41,827 - Yeah, I'm afraid there's a sick turn comin'. 405 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,931 - Y'all gonna do something for us, 406 00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:45,827 or your vidja's gonna get streamed 407 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:48,551 to the whorld whide wheb. 408 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,586 - Backslash get wrecked. 409 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,068 - Hold that dab, Paw! 410 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,344 'Cuz we don't negotiate with vid-nappers. 411 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:57,689 Nice. 412 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,103 We punch 'em. 413 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:01,379 Wooooof. One second. 414 00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:04,344 Oh, man. I shouldn't have had that fifth mug of buttah. 415 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,068 - When did you have a fifth mug-- 416 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,965 - Don't worry about it. 417 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:12,689 Danger For-- Danger Force -- ATTACK! 418 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,413 - Grrrrr. Hold on. 419 00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:15,241 - Ahhhhh! 420 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,413 [ Maw and Paw laugh ] 421 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:19,448 - Ahhhh-ohh. - So much dairy. 422 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:22,206 SHOUTOUT: My stomach huuuuurts... 423 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,275 - Can't... spark... - That's the buttah, baby. 424 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,137 It makes it awful hard to do your powers. 425 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,000 - I think the phrase you're lookin' for is... 426 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,034 Ruh Roh. - Whoo! Get wrecked! 427 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,172 [ Captain Man and Danger Force groan ] 428 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:38,137 - Okay. You've had your dabs. 429 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,655 What do you want from us? 430 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:43,344 - Does the name "Joey Lawrence" mean anything to you? 431 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,517 - You know, the actor, producer, singer, poet, 432 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,448 ten time winner of America's Next Top Jaw... 433 00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:54,000 - His jawline is not better than mine!!! 434 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,344 - Ah, so you do know him. 435 00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,000 - What do you want with Joey Lawrence? 436 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,724 - Why, he's only the most popular celebrity in Swellview. 437 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:03,931 - He is not! 438 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,655 - But he won't return our calls. 439 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:10,689 - So we want you to convince Joey Lawrence to join Howdee. 440 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:15,068 We want him making vidjas, sending messages, 441 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:19,068 flashing that million dollar jawline... 442 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,379 [ groans ] 443 00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,931 - You get us a nice, big filet of J... 444 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:26,344 we'll erase that vidja for ya. 445 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,793 - Maybe you didn't hear me, Paw. 446 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,965 I don't negotiate with-- 447 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,241 AWOL: He'll do it. - What? 448 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,793 - You're gonna do it. Go do it. 449 00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:34,103 - What? No. I will not-- 450 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,206 - Do you want me to chant? 451 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,103 - Don't you dare! 452 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:41,206 - Kid Danger once told me that he can't resist a chant. 453 00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,241 - He was lying! He's a known liar! 454 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:44,586 [ ShoutOut chanting ] - Make the call. 455 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,862 - No. 456 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,034 [ Danger Force chanting ] - Make the call. 457 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,344 - Don't do that. 458 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,724 [ Danger Force chanting ] - Make the call. 459 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,482 - C'mon guys don't do the chant thing. 460 00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,000 [ all except Captain Man ] - Make the call. Make the call. 461 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,275 Oh will you please-- you want me to make the call? 462 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,896 I'll call make the call. - Make the call! 463 00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:00,448 - I'll do it right now. 464 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,862 Call him on this here pohone. 465 00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,896 Ohh! I'm dialing! 466 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,931 It's ringing! 467 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,275 Lawrence, you BUM! 468 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,379 IT'S CAPTAIN MAN! 469 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,379 [ Danger Force cheers ] 470 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,827 SHOUTOUT: Whoo! - Yes. 471 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,310 - There's no way he's gonna get Joey Lawrence to join. 472 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,413 - They hate each other. 473 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,551 - We gotta tip the cow. 474 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:21,724 [ Brainstorm, ShoutOut and Volt ] - Hm? 475 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,551 - We gotta tip the cow. 476 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:27,275 If we tip BESSIE we destroy their server, 477 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:31,275 our video, and their whole dirty business. 478 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:33,379 - Then let's do it! 479 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,103 We didn't do it. 480 00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:40,000 - Our bellies are too full of buttah. 481 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,206 AWOL: Hey Mika. 482 00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:45,103 Whoever can tip the cow... wins. 483 00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,413 - Wins? 484 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,413 - That's right. This is a competition. 485 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,068 - I'mma tip that cow. 486 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:57,068 - Just like Ray can't resist a chant, 487 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:59,413 Mika can't resist a competition. 488 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:00,689 - I'm gonna beat you to it, girl. 489 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:01,896 - No you're not! 490 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,275 - Second place is the first loser! 491 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,172 - You're the first loser. - Savage. 492 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,689 - I don't think you can do it, sis. 493 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,068 You don't have the scream in you. 494 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,103 - Yes I-- 495 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:18,724 [ super-burps ] 496 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:33,241 - Wow. 497 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,344 BESSIE: Moooooo... 498 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,620 - I... win. 499 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:48,241 - Ooo! What in the actual hecks happened hee-yuh?! 500 00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,482 - Bessie, NO!!! 501 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:52,206 Stay with me, girl! Stay with me! 502 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:55,310 BESSIE: Mooooooooo... 503 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:58,758 - Our vidjas. Our precious vidjas. 504 00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:00,655 Destroyed! 505 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:04,379 All our honest, clean work. 506 00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:06,241 - Your work wasn't honest! 507 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:08,620 - Or clean! - Or honest! 508 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,068 - You will never hold someone's embarrassing vidja 509 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:15,103 hostage ever again. 510 00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:17,482 - And so, in conclusion, Joseph. 511 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,344 I do not like you, at all. 512 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,827 But I will agree to be a human piñata 513 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:26,344 at your daughter's tenth birthday party. 514 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:27,689 Yes, in the Man's Nest. 515 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,172 And that comes with the Captain Man promise. 516 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:33,275 Click. 517 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,827 What'd I miss? 518 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:39,103 Oh, hey! Somebody wrecked the computer cow! 519 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,689 Looks like Captain Man is off the hook! 520 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,517 - Wow. - What? 521 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:47,689 - A promise is something you can never break. 522 00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,620 - Bones? Sure. 523 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,241 - Hearts? Daily. 524 00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:53,586 - Teeth? Definitely. 525 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,103 - But promises? 526 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,310 [ Danger Force in unison ] - Never. 527 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:59,448 - I don't like you children. 528 00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:03,965 [ music ] 529 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:06,517 - Ahhh! Okay, new rule! 530 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:10,586 Ahhh! Promises are hereby breakable. 531 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:13,379 OWW! 532 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,586 There. - I wanna hit him next. 533 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:15,827 - No, no. I get to hit him! 534 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:17,689 I won the cow tipping competition! 535 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:20,137 - That was a fake competition to get you to do all the work. 536 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:23,344 - [ gasps ] Brilliant. 537 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:26,931 - Guys, this warm buttah did not travel well. 538 00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,172 - Then don't drink it. 539 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:31,034 - Oh I'm still drinkin' it. 540 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,379 [ toilet flushes ] 541 00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:33,827 [ AWOL gasps ] 542 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,896 - That sounded like the signature toilet flush 543 00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:39,724 of TV's Joey Lawrence! 544 00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:41,034 - It sure was! 545 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:44,448 [ everyone applauds ] 546 00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:47,586 - Booooo! You call that a jawline?! 547 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:51,517 Jabba the Hutt's got a better jawline than you! 548 00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:54,379 - Have all the kids gotten a chance to hit you yet? 549 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,172 - Not yet. - Great, then it's my turn. 550 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:59,344 I'm about to take some swats... of that pin-yatts. 551 00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:01,862 - Yeah! - Whoo! 552 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,896 - Ahhh! Owww! 553 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:08,000 Oww! Oww! Ah! 554 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,344 - Hit him again! 555 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,551 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 556 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,206 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 557 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ I'm okay 558 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,000 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 559 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 ♪ Danger 560 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,103 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 561 00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:29,413 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 562 00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:33,103 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 563 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,103 ♪ Danger! 564 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,448 ♪ One two three Force!