[ music ]
- Okay... time to practice your lying.
[ Miles and Chapa groan ]
- My friend is on fire, I must run to pour water on his face.
- My friend is on fire and--
--iiiiI'm really the only one doing this?
- As fun as it is to practice lying all day,
it's not fun at all and I hate it.
- Hate is a very strong word.
And in this case, it's accurate.
- What they're trying to say is that Captain Man
bought this school to teach us how to be superheroes.
But if all we do is--
- Lying is a very important part of being a superhero!
You have learn to protect your secret identity.
- You know what -- we didn't ask for these powers.
- Oh here we go...
- Yeah, you built the weapon that blew up and gave 'em to us
when Captain Man and Kid Danger fought Drex.
BOSE: You were all...
[ imitates Schwoz ] Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman
on top of meeeee!
[ the kids all laugh ]
- Why is that funny? A caveman really was on top of me!
- And Mika was all...
- Kid Danger needs help!
- And Captain Man was like...
- Just shoot us! - But Kid Danger said...
- If I blast you, you won't be indestructible anymore!
- Neither will Drex, now shoot us you quitter!
- I hit a caveman on the head.
I was helping.
- And then Kid Danger was like...
- Hold onto your hoses...
[ imitates Omega Weapon firing ]
- Explosion!
And now I can...
Wait, what's my superpower again?
- You can move things with your mind.
- I thought that was Chapa.
- No, I can shoot lighting bolts from my hands.
- Sick. Then what's Miles' power?
- He can teleport anywhere in the world.
- Filthy. Then what's your superpower?
[ Miles and Chapa in unison ] - She doesn't have one.
- For some reason, my power hasn't shown up. Yet.
[ Bose gasps ]
- If I could just focus your attention on what--
- Are you scared you'll never get one?
- Pffft. Absolutely not.
- See guys, that's bad lying.
- Actually, dear brother, I'm not scared.
- Whoa, you guys are related?
- You didn't know that? - Come on, Bose.
- I know I have a superpower,
I'm sure it will show up eventually--
[ Schwoz hits the button on an air horn ]
SCHWOZ: HEYYYYYY!
- Never "Hey" Horn a woman!
- Chapa, relax. - Never tell me to relax!
We've been here three weeks!
We should be learning how to be superheroes but instead
we're practicing lies and getting the "Hey" Horn!
- Hey, I'm already great at lying.
Watch -- I am so wearing pants right now.
- Bose, are you not wearing pants right now?
- Not important. But what is important
is that I'm takin' Schwoz's "Hey" Horn!
- I'm not going to jump for it.
I know you want me to jump for it,
but I am a man of science and I am not going to--
hey.
[ Miles and Chapa laugh ]
- Ya' hate to see it...
- Give me back my "Hey" Horn!
- Sure -- soon as you let us fight crime.
- It's not up to me! It's up to Captain Man!
- Well where is he?
- Yeah, the only time Captain Man--
- EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
- Yes! Let's goooo!
- THIS IS NOT A DRILL! GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST
AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON RIGHT NOW
GO GO GO IT'S CRIME FIGHTIN' TIME FOR REEAAAALLL!!!
- I finally get to hurt someone!
- Ahhhh! Ahhh!
- Are you wearing a shirt for pants?!
- YES!
- Give it to me!
- I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
I HAVE LITERALLY FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING!
- Get off me!
GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
MIKA: Hurry up, you guys!
- Don't tell me what to do--
- Anyone wanna see a hot dog? - I wanna see a hot dog!
[ Miles and Bose groan ]
- Oh you hate to see it.
- Get to the Man's Nest!
Hit the chairs, let's go upstairs!
Up to the nest, then make the arrest!
Everyone get seated, so bad guys can get yeeted!
- I'll teleport there.
- No! You can't control where you--
- THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL!
- I was ready first!
- It's just a drill, right?
- [ laughs ] Yeah.
[ music ]
- I AM A LOST LITTLE BOY IN A SUPERMARKET
AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!
- You're in the Man's Nest!
- ARE YOU MY MOMMY?! - What? No!
I am not your mommy, Bose. Let go!
- I AM TOO SCARED TO LISTEN TO REASON!
CHAPA: Calm down!
- You guys! Your gum!
Catch!
CHAPA: Oh, COME ON!
BOSE: WHICH ONES ARE MINE?!
- I ended up in a bird's nest instead of the Man's Nest.
Buncha' dang eagles made me eat a worm!
- MILES FOUND MORE GUM!!!
- What, no! That's my gum...
Give it to me! Give it to me!
- Aw! - Oh man!
- When'd you build this place? - Last year.
I was going to give it to you for your birthday.
- Oh. That's so sweet...
- How did my gum get mixed in with yours?!
- No idea, but it's my costume now!
I have the power to do nothing!
CAPTAIN MAN: Can everybody see this place?
- Yes.
- Well, what happens if bad guys come?
- You'll defeat them. You're Captain Man!
- Oh. That's so sweet.
[ music ]
- It's our time. - That's right.
- This is my cool face.
- This was just a drill. - Not cool!
- How dare you!
- You are a jerk, sir! A jerk!
CAPTAIN MAN: And it took you...
an hour and a half.
- Hokay, who burned the couch?
- Bose did it.
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
- annnnnnnnd bam!
[ Captain Man laughs ]
Again 'cuz it's funny -- bam!
Alright last time, I swear -- bam!
CAPTAIN MAN: Just kidding I lied -- bam!
- I'm sick of watching film!
- Captain, can we please go out and fight real crime?
I know we look bad in here, but out in the real world
we'd be great. I just know it.
- Well look, I'd love to let you guys come along on a crime run.
But the truth is... there's a crime drought.
- There is no such thing as a crime drought.
- Is too. - He's got ya' there.
- Look -- this town's had some tasty crime waves in the past,
but Kid Danger and I shredded the gnar
and put all the criminals back in prison.
Miss ya, Kid...
Annnnny-Ray, we're in a crime drought so...
Nobody's doin' nothin'.
- Ray! I've been texting you for ten minutes!
Face your phone!
- Ooopsie-Raysie.
- I miss one text on a weekend, you threaten to fire me,
but I guess it's okay for you to--
- I gotta go! - Where are you going?
- Is it an emergency?! Can we come?
[ Schwoz sighs ]
- Nah. It's not an emergency at all.
- Then where are you going?
- My friend is on fire. And I...
[ Schwoz clears his throat ]
- No? Okay.
Oh...I gotta take my aunt... to the cleaners.
- Why? - Because...
she's is very large.
- Huge. Big lady. Loves cheese.
- She's so huge she needs to be cleaned...
in a car wash.
- What? - Yep! Car wash.
Only way my aunt can get a real deep cleaning and she is due.
- Can we come?! We'll call it a practice mission!
- Ooooh, you know I'd love to let you come with
but she's really shy and the whole process
is honestly disgusting so... bye!
- Byyeee!
- Ohhh! Ahhh! - Ehhhh!
- Why'd you guys steal a goat, anyway?
- This isn't just any old goat.
This goat can say "but."
- It's worth millions. - Yeah.
- [ scoffs ] Goats can't say "but."
- Buuuuuut!
- Okay that thing should be president.
- Just take us to jail, okay?!
- No can do. Gonna have to zap you unconscious
and drag your sad limp bodies into the woods.
- Why? We're not putting up a fight!
- Been lying to some kids.
Told 'em there's a crime drought.
If they find out the truth they're gonna want
to come with me to fight crime
and it's gonna be a whole thing--
TRENT: Captain Man?
What are you doing?
- What... what are you doing?
- It's news team trivia night!
- We meet other news teams at a pub
and play trivia games against each other.
- I get to color on the back of my menu!
- Hey is that the goat that says "but?"
- Ah no, no, no... - Buuuuuut!
- Holy goats, it is. Daner, give me a two-shot.
Keep it loose, Hirsch can always blow it up in post.
We're going live, people!
- My turn!
- Ohhhhh!
[ speaking Spanish ]
Captain Man?
[ speaking Spanish ]
- Not one word about any of this.
GOAT: Buuuuuut!
- No "buts!"
[ music ]
- Something's not right.
MILES: I agree. - Aaaahh!
You really freaked me out...
- I'm supposed to be fighting crime. That's my path.
But something is blocking my path.
- Why are you even here?
- Because something's not right.
- Ahh!
- Something's not right. - Told ya'.
- What the heck is going on?!
- He's been banging on the front door yelling,
"Mommy, Mommy I'm a lost little boy in a supermarket
and I don't know where I am."
- What the heck is--
...going on?
- Miles? Mika?
What are these children doing here this late?
- We... just found out that we have a surprise test tomorrow.
At our school for the gifted!
And we need to study. Together.
- Great lie!
We've been practicing lies in school lately.
- Lies! [ gasps ] That's it!
- Why have you been practicing--
- Dad! Our school is private and free stop asking questions!
- Good point. - 'Night, kids.
MILES: Love you, Mommy. Bye, Dad.
What did you mean when you said,
"Lies! [ gasp ] That's it?"
- Schwoz said that "lying is a big part of being a superhero."
- So? - So Ray's been lying to us!
He didn't have to hose down his massive aunt in a car wash.
He went off to fight crime! By himself!
- But how can Ray fight crime when there's a crime drought?
[ Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - There is no crime drought!
- You mean Ray's been lying to us?!
Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - Yes!
[ Bose gasps ]
- and even though we were on top of a moving train...
I still saved the day.
Because I'm Captain Man.
The End.
- You were encased in concrete most of the time.
- Mmmm...still saved the day. The End.
- It sounds like Henry, Charlotte,
and the Thunderman kids did most of the saving.
- It sounds like you don't know what "The End" means.
[ Ray's phone rings ]
- Whaaassuuuuup?! - Whaaaaasuuuuup?!
Someone's trying to drill a hole into Swellview Prison
so their grandpa can escape!
- On it!
- Who was that?
- My... hairdresser.
I'm late for my appointment. At the haircut store.
- You gettin' some frosted tips?
Blonde highlights are very in right now.
- Yeah sure I'm getting frosted tips. Now move.
- I think you're lying.
- What did you say?
- I said I think you're lying.
I don't think you're going to the haircut store at all.
I think you're going to fight crime without us.
- Why would I go and fight crime without you guys?
I respect all of your "abilities." Equally.
- Aww. Then I look forward to seeing
your blonde highlights when you get back.
From the haircut store.
- They'll probably be more subtle... like a strawberry blonde...
- Yeah. Can't wait.
- or a burnt caramel, kind of tawny color...
something tasteful.
You guys probably won't even notice.
- You guys, he's going to fight crime!
At Swellview Prison.
I heard Schwoz tell him that on the call.
- Can you teleport us to Swellview Prison?
- I can try.
- Bose, you can't teleport. That's Miles's power.
- I can still try.
- I'll get us there.
- Will you?! You can't always control where you teleport yet.
- So? - So what if you accidentally
teleport us to Paris? Or inside a volcano?
Or to the surface of the moon? - I dunno.
I do know that I'm not staying in this classroom anymore.
- Me neither.
- Bose! Chew and blow -- it's time to go.
- Sweeeeeeet rhyyyyyyyyme...
- You in, Sis?
- Yesssssssss!
[ music ]
- Okay, Ray had to leave, so...
Hey, where are you going?
- To the haircut store.
- We're gonna get frosted tips.
- Frosted tips are very in right now...
- All right, ya jerks -- time to kill that drill!
Put your hands in the air like you just do care.
About the law.
Brah. Alright, that's it--
Heyyyyyy!
- Captain Man!
- Yeah! I'm over here dropping dope rhymes
but none of you poops are even paying attention.
- Well sorry, but we were tryin' to break my grandpa out of jail.
- Aw, I bet you love him.
- He owes me money.
Gonna break his legs.
- Well I'm afraid I can't let you
do either of those things, son.
But...just out of curiosity, how much does he owe you?
Because, you know, for a reasonable "collection fee"
I could just go in there and--
- Where are we?! - I wanna go home!
- We did it!
[ kids all talking at once ]
- Hey! What are you doing here?!
- What are you doing here?! - Fighting crime!
- That's funny, I thought you were at the haircut store
getting frosted tips! - Yeah well, I went and decided
I looked fine the way it was. Get out of there.
- If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go back to
breaking my grandpa out of prison now.
- No! - Yeah, no!
'Cuz we're going to stop you!
- Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually
because I'm the superhero.
Yeah, a superhero who's been lying to us for a week!
- There hasn't been a "crime drought!"
- You've just been telling us that
so you fight crime by yourself!
- Yeah you bet I've been lying to you
'cuz you two can't control your powers,
you don't even have one yet,
and you, you wear shirts for pants!
- They're called "shants."
- Face it -- none of you are ready to be superheroes.
- You're right. I don't have a superpower.
I might not ever get one. But you know what?
Being a superhero isn't about having a superpower.
It's about what's inside of you.
It's about what's in here. - Our skeletons.
- Please don't help.
I know I've got what it takes to be a superhero.
And I know they do, too.
- [ sighs ] Okay. Show me how ready you are.
- Let's do this.
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
- I haven't learned to aim yet.
- Just believe. - So?
- Can you learn now?
[ Chapa screams ]
- AHHHHHH!
- Bose. How could you?
- Get in there and bring back Captain Man.
- Copy that.
- Get 'em.
[ in unison ] - AHHHHHHHH!
[ Mika, Bose and Chapa in unison ] - AHHHHHHHHH!
- Ahhhh!
Dangit!
- Hey! Heyyyy!
- Captain Man?
- We're up here!
- Bose, what are you doing?
- Will you guys get down here?
CAPTAIN MAN: We can't! - What happened?
- We got stuck in the wall on the way back.
- That can happen?
- I have just learned that it can.
[ Bose grunting ]
- I thought that would work.
- You see?
Not. Ready.
- Yes. We. ARE!
You guys, I have a super power!
- It's about time. - Time reveals all things.
- You can fly?!
- Pop-pop?
- Crank, my boy!
- You owe me money!
- AHHHHH!!!
TODDLER: Well, well, well.
What's going on out here?
- Toddler! Get back in your crib!
- No! Come on, everybody!
We're free again!
- No no no no no no no no...!
[ laughs ]
- Yay!
- Frankini! Wait for me!
- I can't bee-lieve my luck!
- I still have hope for a win!
- My life has purpose again! Yeah!
- Time to go!
- You happy?
- Yeah! I got a superpower!
- You just let every criminal out of Swellview Prison!
- With my superpower!
[ music ]
- Weeeee!
[ evil laugh ] - I started out as a good guy!
[ Joey and Mark in unison ] - So did we! Heyyyy!
- Hey! I just realized -- we ended the crime drought!
- Now you have to let us fight crime.
- Yeah, you're gonna need our help
to capture all these bad guys.
We'll probably need, like, a hundred hilarious missions to do it.
Maybe more!
- Are you just going back around
and running out over and over again?
- Check check.
Sweetie, I smuggled seventy-five outfits
into this prison and you're going to see
every last one of 'em!
[ upbeat music ]
[ music ]