1 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:10,241 - All right, Miles. 2 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,448 Your sister's got the time to beat! 3 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:12,896 - Release the beast! 4 00:00:12,965 --> 00:00:15,068 - [roars] 5 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,862 - Go, go, go, go! - Get him! 6 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:18,620 - Yes, yes! Get him! 7 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:19,896 Go, go, go, go! - Come on! 8 00:00:19,965 --> 00:00:21,551 - Come on, Miles! Come on, come on, come on! 9 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,896 - Time! 10 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:25,137 - 6.3 seconds. [cheering] 11 00:00:25,206 --> 00:00:26,551 - We have a new leader! 12 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:27,517 [cheering] 13 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:29,000 And we finally taught Bose 14 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:29,965 how to read a stopwatch. 15 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:31,482 - Yeah! 16 00:00:31,551 --> 00:00:33,724 - You guys, you guys, it's amazing! 17 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,103 I have created life! 18 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:37,379 I am a god. 19 00:00:37,448 --> 00:00:39,310 - Dang it, Schwoz, I was trying to use your clone 20 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:41,103 to teach these guys how to lasso a bad guy. 21 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:42,724 [music playing faintly] 22 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,379 - Yeah, but look what I made-sies. 23 00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:46,655 - Little glow bugs in a jar? 24 00:00:46,724 --> 00:00:48,793 - Very cool. They help us fight crime? 25 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:51,413 - Not at all. Just kind of a slow day. 26 00:00:51,482 --> 00:00:54,172 They're fire-termite-hornets. 27 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:55,724 - How'd you make 'em? - I used science. 28 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,551 - You mean magic? 29 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,379 - Sure. 30 00:00:58,448 --> 00:00:59,965 - [laughing] Ooh. 31 00:01:00,034 --> 00:01:02,241 - So these things can, like, sting people? 32 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:03,758 - Yeah, and they can eat buildings. 33 00:01:03,827 --> 00:01:05,862 - [laughs] Really wish you'd 34 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:07,482 stop shaking that jar. 35 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:11,241 [suspenseful music] 36 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:13,000 - Okay, cool. Good talk. 37 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:14,241 - Hey, toss that jar over here! 38 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:15,620 I get a turn. I want to shake it. 39 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:18,758 [in slo-mo] - No, no, no, no, no! 40 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:25,448 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:31,344 [buzzing] 42 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:33,000 - [yelling] 43 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:37,931 - Oh, come on. 44 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,275 There's nothing to be afraid of. 45 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:41,344 They're not even stinging me. 46 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:42,689 - They eat wood. 47 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,586 You got to get out before they compromise 48 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:46,724 the structural integrity of the building. 49 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,310 [grunting] 50 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,965 - Oh, it's fine. 51 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:52,310 This place has plenty of structural 52 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,000 whatever you just said. 53 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:56,965 [grunts] 54 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:00,586 [groans] I'm okay. 55 00:02:00,655 --> 00:02:03,551 [upbeat rock music] 56 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,689 - I'm shutting you down! 57 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:06,862 - Just because of a couple 58 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:07,827 of stupid bugs? 59 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:10,034 - This classroom is an unsafe 60 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:11,275 learning environment. 61 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:12,448 - Oh, come on. 62 00:02:12,517 --> 00:02:14,000 We're wearing protective clothes. 63 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,344 Please, can we keep learning? 64 00:02:15,413 --> 00:02:18,344 Look, it's totally safe. 65 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:19,758 [yelps] 66 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:24,965 So we're shut down? 67 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:26,103 - 'Fraid so. 68 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,379 - Whoo! 69 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,724 School's out! 70 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:30,758 - Yeah! - ♪ Out ♪ 71 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:33,137 - Whoo-hoo! - ♪ School's out ♪ 72 00:02:33,206 --> 00:02:34,482 ♪ School's out ♪ 73 00:02:34,551 --> 00:02:36,000 [record scratch] - Ah, ah, ah. 74 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,517 Not so fast. 75 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,827 Until this place is deemed safe 76 00:02:39,896 --> 00:02:41,655 by Sharona Shapen, 77 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:44,379 you Swag Bags are going to regular school. 78 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:45,931 - Dang it! 79 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,448 - [yelps, grunts] 80 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:50,413 Oh, come on! 81 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:53,413 [upbeat music] 82 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,793 Swellview Junior High, 83 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:57,413 got a lot of memories of this place. 84 00:02:57,482 --> 00:02:58,448 - From when you went here? 85 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:00,793 - Nah, from when Henry went here. 86 00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:02,655 Oh, would you look at that? They put up a plaque of me. 87 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,000 - Looks like a plaque of Kid Danger. 88 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,689 - Yeah, and me. - You're barely on there. 89 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:07,965 - I'm right there. - I see Henry's dad. 90 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,068 - Just go to school! 91 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:12,931 I'll pick you up in, I don't know, a few days? 92 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,655 - Shouldn't we have, like, backpacks, 93 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:16,344 or lunch money, or something? 94 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,931 - Relax. I brought you guys some lunch. 95 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,931 [yelps] Ah. 96 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,103 There you go. 97 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:22,172 - I don't want it. - Just take it. 98 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,103 - I don't want it. - Come on. 99 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:24,137 It's nice and warm. 100 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,172 There you go. 101 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:28,206 - That is a pillowcase. 102 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,862 - Filled with ketchup packets. 103 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:31,724 - There's a loaf of bread in there somewhere. 104 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:34,758 You put 'em together, bam, warm ketchup sandos. 105 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:37,448 Now get in there and learn! 106 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,793 - You really don't care about us... 107 00:03:38,862 --> 00:03:39,965 - Where do you put that? - And it hurts, Ray. 108 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:41,931 - Go on! 109 00:03:45,724 --> 00:03:47,758 - It seems like you could use some help. 110 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,482 - [scoffs] Lady, I've never needed 111 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,379 help with anything in my whole life. 112 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,896 - Okay, but if you change your mind, 113 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,586 you can come hang out at Hip Hop Purée 114 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:57,862 with a bunch of us moms. 115 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,137 - Moms, you say? 116 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,172 ♪ ♪ 117 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,896 - My little Sammy is getting to be such a good fencer. 118 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,241 Her coach says she's the best he's ever seen. 119 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:09,103 - Oh, my God, that's amazing! - Oh, how 'bout that? 120 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:11,379 - My little Kaitlyn just got picked to be captain 121 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:12,448 of the debate team. 122 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:15,034 - [gasps] - Go Kaitlyn. 123 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:17,103 My little Miles can hog-tie a grown man 124 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,620 in less than six seconds. 125 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:24,275 - Is that good? 126 00:04:24,344 --> 00:04:26,137 - It's real good. - Oh, okay. 127 00:04:26,206 --> 00:04:29,275 - He's ready to go pro if he wants to, you know. 128 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:31,379 all: You're such a great dad. 129 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:33,068 - [laughs] 130 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:34,620 If you say so. 131 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:40,068 ♪ ♪ 132 00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:47,793 - Okay, guys, don't look all at once, 133 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:51,551 but I think that guy over there wants to fight me. 134 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:54,137 I said don't look all at once! 135 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,586 - Uh, I don't think he wants to fight you. 136 00:04:56,655 --> 00:04:58,482 - He won't stop staring at me. 137 00:04:59,827 --> 00:05:01,206 [groans] Now he's showing me his teeth. 138 00:05:01,275 --> 00:05:04,344 - That is a sign of aggression in chimpanzees. 139 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:05,758 - All right, it's go time. 140 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,068 Hold my earrings. - No! 141 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:10,413 I think he's just smiling at you. 142 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:13,172 - He keeps doing it, he's gonna be smiling through a straw. 143 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:16,068 - You could try to smile back. - Yeah, that's true. 144 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:18,241 You'll either be friends or end up wrestling 145 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,172 for chimp supremacy. 146 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,655 - Well, whatever you do, 147 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:23,793 don't be as obvious as my sister is. 148 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:25,310 - Shut up. I love this school 149 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:27,482 and I'm never leaving. 150 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,206 - Ew. - Mika. 151 00:05:30,275 --> 00:05:31,482 - Come on. 152 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:34,172 - Because of the cookies. 153 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:36,344 - We're calling boys "cookies" now? 154 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,551 - I mean the one that he's eating. 155 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,724 And leave me alone. 156 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:39,862 I've been staring at the three of you 157 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:41,344 for two straight years. 158 00:05:41,413 --> 00:05:43,344 No wonder all these new faces look beautiful. 159 00:05:43,413 --> 00:05:44,551 - [sighs] Okay. 160 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,862 I'm also happy to see some new faces, 161 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,724 but I do miss fighting crime. 162 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:49,896 - Me too. - Me three. 163 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:52,275 - Same. But what can we do? 164 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:53,827 We're stuck at regular school, 165 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,689 and there's just no crime to fight here. 166 00:05:55,758 --> 00:06:00,034 - Hey! [groans] Why? 167 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:02,965 Why? 168 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:04,034 - What was that? 169 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:06,206 - That, my friends, was crime. 170 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,379 [electricity crackles] 171 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:08,758 - This is a regular school. 172 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,310 - No, no. Give me that. 173 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:11,689 We can't use our superpowers! 174 00:06:11,758 --> 00:06:12,896 - Can we use our regular powers? 175 00:06:12,965 --> 00:06:14,379 - We can't use any of our powers! 176 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:16,586 - Not even to... 177 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,206 Get cookies? 178 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,103 - I mean, yeah, I'll take a cookie. 179 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:25,206 These look amazing, but we have to be careful. 180 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,586 - Hey. 181 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,344 Why'd that honey badger hit you? 182 00:06:31,413 --> 00:06:33,655 - And why is everyone acting like it's normal? 183 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:35,793 - 'Cause it's been happening a lot lately, 184 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,482 and I guess people are just used to it now! 185 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:40,862 No one can stop it. 186 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,586 - Well, what if someone could? 187 00:06:42,655 --> 00:06:44,448 - [scoffs] That'd be great, weirdo. 188 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:47,482 But it's not like Danger Force goes to our school. 189 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:49,448 Now, if you'll excuse me, 190 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:52,206 I'm trying to get attention! 191 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:55,241 Why? 192 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,724 - Looks like we found ourselves some crime 193 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,862 and will you stop staring at that guy? 194 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,344 - [groans] - Nope. 195 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:05,344 [dreamy music] 196 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:06,793 ♪ ♪ 197 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:09,344 - It all just kind of happened. 198 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:13,068 [overlapping chatter] 199 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:14,413 You get all that? 200 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:17,517 - ♪ Danger ♪ 201 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:20,517 [vocalizing] 202 00:07:20,586 --> 00:07:23,896 ♪ ♪ 203 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,448 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪ 204 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:28,448 - We look amazing. 205 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,241 - You've been posing for hours. 206 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:32,793 [all shouting at once] 207 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:34,448 - That's right, keep walking, Schwoz. 208 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,310 Keep walking. 209 00:07:38,655 --> 00:07:41,689 [upbeat music] 210 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:43,034 - No way. Then what happened? 211 00:07:43,103 --> 00:07:44,862 - This girl on the tennis team got attacked. 212 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,931 - Mm-hmm. - Someone dressed 213 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,172 in a honey badger costume ran up 214 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:48,827 and kneecapped her with a cricket bat. 215 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,758 - It was pretty cool. - Well, it sounds cool. 216 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:52,275 - But nobody seemed to care. 217 00:07:52,344 --> 00:07:53,758 - Wow. 218 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:56,137 - And now you don't seem to care. 219 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:58,896 - Oh, I'm sorry, guys. 220 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:01,310 My "Best Moms" group text is really 221 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:02,965 poppin' off right now. 222 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:05,034 - What's a "Best Moms" group text? 223 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:06,827 - And don't say "poppin' off." - Yeah, like that-- 224 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:08,896 - It makes you seem older than you actually are. 225 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,793 - Look, you haters can hate all you want. 226 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:12,413 - We will. - But some of the moms 227 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:15,586 from regular school invited moi to hang out at Hip Hop Purée, 228 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:17,620 and now I'm on their group text. 229 00:08:17,689 --> 00:08:19,275 So... 230 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:20,586 [laughs] 231 00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:23,206 Corinne is so bad. 232 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:25,724 "You are so bad." 233 00:08:25,793 --> 00:08:26,965 - All right, screen time's over. 234 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:28,482 - No, no, no! Phone, gimme, please! 235 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,344 - Only if you listen to us tell you about the attacks. 236 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,103 - All right, fine! I'll "listen." 237 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,620 - Okay, so I did some digging, 238 00:08:39,689 --> 00:08:41,689 and apparently there's been a bunch of attacks. 239 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:43,586 A girl on the fencing team. 240 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,931 - A girl on the chess team. 241 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,275 - A guy on the basketball team. 242 00:08:46,344 --> 00:08:48,517 - Some dude on the rhythmic gymnastics team. 243 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:51,310 Someone replaced his ribbon with a cobra. 244 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:54,931 - [laughs] Sounds like he had a killer routine. 245 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,034 - That boy lost his nose, Ray. 246 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,379 - He can never wear sunglasses again. 247 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:00,758 - Wow, Ray. 248 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,793 Wow. 249 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,793 - Yeah, no, no, that's terrible. 250 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:08,034 I sure hope the poor lad's okay. 251 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,724 - These attacks are a serious problem. 252 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:10,724 - And we're gonna fix them. 253 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:11,862 - We're gonna join these clubs 254 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,068 and figure out what's up. 255 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,344 - Yeah, and if we catch the person who's 256 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:17,172 been doing these attacks, we're gonna... 257 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,758 catch them. - Yeah. 258 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:20,896 - Sounds like a plan. 259 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,620 - Miles is the ribbon dancer 260 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,034 because he's got that rhythm 261 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:25,724 and he's secretly the best dancer here. 262 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:27,758 - Mm, there's nothing secret about it. 263 00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:28,965 - Love it. 264 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,379 - Chapa's joining the basketball team 265 00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,241 because she was on the Lil' Dribblers travel team 266 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,758 before she got kicked off for fighting. 267 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:35,931 - [laughs] For sure. 268 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,034 - I'm joining the fencing team because I'm good at everything. 269 00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:42,206 - Perfect. - And Bose will be joining 270 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:46,241 the chess club because we don't have another choice. 271 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,827 - Yeah, we'll meet up at Hip Hop Purée 272 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,379 after I drop the kids off. 273 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,862 All right. 274 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:53,931 - And he was on the phone the whole time. 275 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,896 - Uh, real quick, can we go back to the whole 276 00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:57,344 Bose on the chess team thing? 277 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:00,068 - Yeah, chess seems like a lot of thinking. 278 00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:02,310 - Mm, you're gonna be just fine. 279 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:04,344 There's a seat right next to an air vent 280 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:07,931 and the harp players club meets at exactly the same time. 281 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:10,896 - He's gonna be just fine. 282 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:13,862 [dreamy harp music] 283 00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:18,482 ♪ ♪ 284 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,448 [quirky music] 285 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:28,448 ♪ ♪ 286 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,000 [no audible dialogue] 287 00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:20,689 - And so I said, "Not unless that lunch box is filled 288 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,827 with Channing Tatum!" 289 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:25,724 [laughter] 290 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,413 - Oh, Corinne, you're so bad. 291 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,034 [laughter] 292 00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:30,448 Hey, speaking of lunch boxes, 293 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,310 hands up if you're tired of packing lunches every-- 294 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,137 - Oh, my God, tell me about it. - Oh, my gosh, the worst. 295 00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:35,655 - I mean, how many days a week 296 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:38,103 can a person toss ketchup packets into a pillowcase 297 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:40,310 before they just go crazy, am I right? 298 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:42,896 [laughing] I mean... - I'm sorry. 299 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,586 How many kids do you have again? 300 00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,862 - If I say zero, am I kicked out of the group or-- 301 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,620 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 302 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,137 - We're moms. - Yeah. 303 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,965 - And if you don't have kids, you're not a great dad. 304 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:56,758 - Yeah. - You're not even a dad. 305 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,586 - You're just, like, a guy. 306 00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:01,068 - Yeah. 307 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,517 - Four! I have four kids--adopted. 308 00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:06,344 Toughest job I've ever loved. - Oh! 309 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,172 - Hey, uh, Channing Tatum with his shirt off. 310 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,793 Am I right? [raucous laughter] 311 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,655 - Oh, my God! - So many abs! 312 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:14,275 - Ray, you are so bad. 313 00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,000 - Yeah. Oh, and you know, 314 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,413 I just got word from my boy, Bose, 315 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,172 that, uh, he's about to be number one 316 00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,275 in the chess club, so-- 317 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,448 - Oh. My daughter, Paloma, 318 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:24,172 is number one on the chess club. 319 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,689 - Guess she's not anymore, Mel. 320 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:28,793 [tense music] 321 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,000 [phone chimes] 322 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,931 You've got Ray. What do ya say? 323 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,965 - Ray, I need your help with the fire-termite-hornets. 324 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,068 - The what? 325 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:38,827 - The horrible bugs I created. 326 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:40,517 - Uh... 327 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:44,310 - The ones that are destroying the SwAG classroom? 328 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:45,586 - I'm gonna pretend to remember. 329 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:46,931 Please continue. 330 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 - I tried sending in some venomous spiders 331 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,206 to get rid of the fire-termite-hornets, 332 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,758 but instead of fighting, they really hit it off. 333 00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:55,793 Three days later-- [yelps] 334 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,517 We've got venomous spider-fire-termite-hornets, 335 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,172 and they're too much for me, man! 336 00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,724 - Oh, they don't sound so bad. 337 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:06,586 - Well, they already got DJ Clone Schwoz. 338 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,413 - Listen, you think you're having a bad day? 339 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,206 This rhythmic gymnast kid got his nose bitten off by a cobra. 340 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,655 - [gasps] How does he wear sunglasses? 341 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:15,137 - He doesn't, okay? 342 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,103 So just be grateful for what you have and fix it. 343 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,931 I got to go. I'm extremely busy. 344 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,793 Sorry about that. - It's fine. 345 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,896 - So do you ladies tell your kids you're working 346 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,206 when you're actually just listening to murder podcasts? 347 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,586 [overlapping chatter] - Oh, my God, all the time! 348 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:31,551 [upbeat music] 349 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,310 - 'Sup? 350 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,931 - Just practicing my routine. 351 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,172 Threw a couple ketchup packets and some bread up in the air. 352 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:43,896 Oh, here it comes now. 353 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:47,965 [playful music] 354 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,344 - Mm. 355 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,068 Found out anything? - Just that I'm amazing 356 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,517 at gymnastics. You? 357 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,034 - Just that I'm amazing at fencing. 358 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:56,068 - The Macklins are killin' it this week. 359 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,206 - [laughs] Maybe Bose and Chapa got some intel. 360 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:02,103 - [sighs] Mika, listen to what you just said. 361 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,689 - Maybe Chapa got some intel. 362 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,448 - Nope. 363 00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:07,137 - For real? You guys didn't find out 364 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:08,551 who's been doing all these attacks? 365 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,758 - No, but I did find out 366 00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:12,172 that I am amazing at big boy checkers. 367 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,241 Either that or everyone else is really bad. 368 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,758 - Yeah, we didn't think you'd find out anything, 369 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,172 but Chapa, come on. 370 00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,517 You got nothing? 371 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,241 - Sorry, only thing I learned 372 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,000 is that I'm an amazing passer. 373 00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:27,551 - Oh. - That was awesome. 374 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,827 I'm speechless. 375 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,448 - Maybe the attacker is gone. 376 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,310 - Yeah. Maybe he just moved on. 377 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,103 - [growling] 378 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:37,586 [all scream] 379 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:42,448 [upbeat music] 380 00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,275 - I don't understand how one attacker could hurt all of you. 381 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,448 There's four of you, and you all have superpowers. 382 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,655 - We couldn't use our superpowers, dude, 383 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,758 or else the attacker would know our secret identities. 384 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,310 - [groans] My neck. 385 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,827 - Oh, my poor babies. 386 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,931 You want Mama Bear to make you some ketchup sandwiches? 387 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,310 all: No! - What we want is revenge. 388 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,793 - And for you to tell us what's up with that new hairdo. 389 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:04,586 - Thank you. I'm glad someone finally noticed. 390 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,344 The other moms thought it would flatter my face shape. 391 00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:09,172 - Ow. Ow. - Sorry. 392 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,689 Just trying to wrap it up so you can compete 393 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,206 in your fencing tournament tomorrow. 394 00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:14,137 - [winces] My knee hurts too much. 395 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,827 I don't think I can. - [groans] 396 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,000 You were finally gonna be number one on your team, 397 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,448 just like Chapa was gonna be best on her basketball team, 398 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,241 and Bose was finally gonna be number one 399 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,862 in big boy checkers, and Miles-- 400 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,275 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shut up! 401 00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:26,620 - Uh, excuse me? 402 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,655 I did not spend hours in the delivery room 403 00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:31,103 birthing you children so you could sass me like that. 404 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:32,965 - You didn't give birth to us. 405 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:34,758 - Yeah, that's what I just said. 406 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:37,137 - What Ray just said made me realize why we got attacked. 407 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,724 - You're welcome. 408 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:39,931 Wait. What'd I say? 409 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,620 - We were all about to be number one. 410 00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:44,586 - Oh, my God! 411 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:47,482 I'm not following you. 412 00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,517 - She's saying we got attacked because we're a threat 413 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,206 to the number ones in our sports. 414 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,344 - You're right. 415 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,724 That tennis girl got cricket-whacked 416 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,517 'cause she was a threat to the number one. 417 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,172 - Why would one person care about all those sports? 418 00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,448 - Yeah, who would want to take out 419 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,793 the number two in every club? 420 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,655 - There's only one way to find out. 421 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,137 Well, why's everybody looking at me? 422 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:09,793 This is usually where Mika jumps in with a plan. 423 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,310 - Oh, oh, okay. 424 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:13,172 Like I've always got a plan ready to go. 425 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,931 Why can't someone else come up with a plan for once? 426 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,586 - I've got a plan. - Okay, I've got a plan! 427 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,275 - Told you she'd have a plan. - All right, can we hear it? 428 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,310 - Okay, so whoever injured us all thought they took us out, 429 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,965 so if we show up to compete, 430 00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,931 maybe they'll attack us again before our matches even start. 431 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,172 - Yeah, and we can use our powers to mess 'em up. 432 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,620 - No, we can't use our superpowers. 433 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,793 - Everyone thinks we're just regular students. 434 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,551 - You won't need to use your powers, 435 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,034 'cause Mama Bear's gonna be there to protect her cubs, 436 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,000 and things are gonna get grizzly. 437 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,172 [laughter] 438 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:50,068 - Shouldn't there be bubbles? - Miles! 439 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:51,965 - [gasps] - Ah! 440 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,655 - Did you forget about someone? 441 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,000 - Yeah, I'm so sorry, Miles. - Fair enough. 442 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:56,793 - I am so sorry. 443 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:59,758 [cheers and applause] 444 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:00,965 - All right. 445 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,551 Since Mika Macklin is injured, 446 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,724 Sammy, you're back in first position. 447 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,758 - Yes! 448 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,931 Yay, Sammy! 449 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,965 You are definitely gonna get a scholarship 450 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:15,000 to whatever college is best at fencing! 451 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,137 - No, she's not! 452 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,793 Good to go. 453 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,068 - Normally I'd get fired for letting a clearly injured 454 00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,862 kid compete, but that entrance was so dramatic, 455 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:28,379 and I hate my job, so let's get it on! 456 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,586 Sammy, take a seat. 457 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,827 Mika Macklin's gonna fence first for Swellview. 458 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,275 [cheers and applause] 459 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:37,862 - Go Mika! 460 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,793 - Nice shot. 461 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:44,068 - On my left, the Swellview Stabber, 462 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,103 the Lady with the Limp, 463 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:49,793 [drawn out] Mika Macklin! 464 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,586 [cheers and applause] 465 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,275 And on my right is this kid. 466 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:56,344 Think her name is Cary or something. 467 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,827 Or whatever, I don't know. 468 00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:01,275 [cheers and applause] 469 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:03,448 - Whoa! [shocked gasps] 470 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,862 - [growls] - [screams] 471 00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,965 - [yelling] 472 00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,068 [crowd gasping] 473 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,172 Oh! [cheers and applause] 474 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,517 Yeah! 475 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:14,413 Captain Man, yeah! 476 00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,827 - Corinne? 477 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,724 - Do we know each other? 478 00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:24,241 - Well, I thought I knew you. 479 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,517 - Wow. 480 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,310 She's actually bad. 481 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,379 - So bad. 482 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:29,655 - Cheese ball me? 483 00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:32,379 Thanks. 484 00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,172 [dramatic music] 485 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,689 - We got your back, Corinne. 486 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,586 - You messed with the wrong moms. 487 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,862 - Get those moms, Captain Man! - Uhh... 488 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,689 - They were attacking kids, dude. 489 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:45,137 And you're the only hero here. 490 00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,482 - So you have to beat them up. 491 00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,413 ♪ ♪ 492 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:49,413 - But they're moms. 493 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:50,896 - Get him, Moms! 494 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,758 - [grunting] 495 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,344 - Oh! 496 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:56,448 - Should we go help him? 497 00:18:56,517 --> 00:19:01,482 - I don't know, I think he kinda likes it. 498 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:02,586 - [grunts] 499 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:03,793 - I don't know how much longer 500 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:04,758 I can watch this. 501 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,896 - Somebody put my cone down. 502 00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:08,034 I can't see. - You're too young. 503 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,379 Let's get those moms. 504 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:13,551 - [grunting] 505 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,551 - [yelps] How dare you! 506 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:20,482 These are my "felt cute today" pants. 507 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,655 [gasps] My mom hoodie! 508 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,551 [screams] - Oh! 509 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,000 [cheers and applause] 510 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:30,241 ♪ ♪ 511 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:33,241 - Oh, do you like my moves? 512 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,724 - They were amazing. [gasps] 513 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:36,655 Do you have a private ribbons coach? 514 00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,758 Because my daughter-- - Hog-tie! 515 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,724 - [screams] 516 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,344 - All right. Yeah! [cheers and applause] 517 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:46,241 - New record time! Yes! 518 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,344 - [grunting] 519 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,000 - [groans] 520 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:52,586 - Excuse me, Moms? 521 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,517 [dramatic guitar music] 522 00:19:55,586 --> 00:20:00,517 ♪ ♪ 523 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,586 - Okay, my daughter would love you. 524 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,275 - Oh, so would mine. 525 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:05,620 [grunts] 526 00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,310 - All right! [cheers and applause] 527 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,206 - You're next, Corinne. 528 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,310 - Oof! - Ooh! 529 00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:14,793 - Wow. - [grunting] 530 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:18,000 Thanks for your help, random children. 531 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,965 - No problem. Uh, what's your name again? 532 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,241 - [laughs] I think you know who I am. 533 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,413 - I've never heard of you. - Really? 534 00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:25,793 You've never heard of Captain Man? 535 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,655 - No, I have not. I mean, I've heard of Volt. 536 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:28,931 - Oh, have you? - She's super cool. 537 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,034 - Oh, well, you'd... - Like, better than you. 538 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,000 - Be disappointed. - I wouldn't. 539 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:34,034 - Anyway! 540 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:35,655 It looks like these moms were jealous 541 00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:38,172 of our skills and tried to prevent us from beating out 542 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,620 their precious little kiddies. 543 00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,689 - Who attacks kids? 544 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:44,517 - Moms do, and if we have to hurt other children 545 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,172 to help our own, that's exactly what we'll do! 546 00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:48,896 - That's pretty messed up. 547 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,068 - Sorry for loving our kids too much! 548 00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:52,689 - Now if you'll excuse us, 549 00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:55,034 we have a Pilates class in ten minutes! 550 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:56,379 - Yeah. 551 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:59,275 - The only Pilates class you'll have is in jail. 552 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,000 - Run, Moms! 553 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:04,000 [all groaning] 554 00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,586 - Aw, man. 555 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,586 I was just about to take 'em to jail. 556 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:10,689 I guess I got to chase 'em. 557 00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,620 I'm coming to get ya, Moms! 558 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,586 [quirky music] 559 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:18,620 ♪ ♪ 560 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,862 - I'm kinda gonna miss regular school. 561 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,137 - Yeah, it was fun while it lasted. 562 00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:27,172 - Other than, you know, the beatings. 563 00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:31,379 - Almost wish Schwoz wasn't able to fix SwAG. 564 00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,655 - Okay, so I got a bear 565 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:36,241 to eat the spider-hornet-fire-termites, 566 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:40,034 but he ended up really, really hitting it off so... 567 00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:42,689 you're gonna have to stay in regular school 568 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,379 for at least a couple more weeks. 569 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:48,344 - Oh, no! - Oh, snap. 570 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,068 [bear growls] 571 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,310 [dramatic music] 572 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:52,620 - What was that? 573 00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:55,448 - That's the bear-fire-spider-fire-ter-- 574 00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,379 whatever waking up from his nap! 575 00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:58,379 We should go! Come on! 576 00:21:58,448 --> 00:21:59,655 [bear growling] 577 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:02,241 Faster! He's really hungry when he wakes up! 578 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,275 Go! 579 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,034 [bear growls] 580 00:22:05,103 --> 00:22:09,689 ♪ ♪ 581 00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:16,000 - ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 582 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,551 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 583 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,206 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 584 00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:24,275 ♪ I'm okay! ♪ 585 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,275 ♪ Danger ♪ 586 00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:30,275 [vocalizing] 587 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:33,689 ♪ ♪ 588 00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:36,000 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪