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This won't be the first time
I've had to be glamorous
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under my husband.
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I decided long ago
that I will say how I feel.
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Well, if you're gonna put me on the stand,
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I better have my lawyer present.
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The election
is in eight fucking months.
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Keep your mouth shut, we'll be fine.
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Get another wife if you want a silent one.
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They used to like each other.
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You're a good person deep down.
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Met a young couple
tonight reminded me of being
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at the beginning of something.
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McCord, wasn't it?
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I appreciate you, James McCord.
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California?
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We got a couple
of fundraisers out there.
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- My mom says Nixon's dogshit.
- I've never even met the guy.
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We got a kind of
special opportunity for you.
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You mean you want to set up
an espionage unit
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here, in- inside the Committee
to Re-elect.
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I think I know a guy.
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- Liddy, general counsel.
- Soldier.
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This operation requires
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untraceable foreign contractors.
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I need five Cubans.
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How expensive are Cubans these days?
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They're freedom
fighters, you fuck!
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- Mr. Dean?
- I'll see myself out.
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There she is, machos...
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our destiny.
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El Watergate.
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Voilà, Mrs. Mitchell.
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What do you think?
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I don't-I don't see a difference.
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We love it.
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I knew you would.
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I'm noticing a few gaps
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in your employment history.
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One here in 1965,
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and here a whole year in 1969.
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You mind explaining what you were doing
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during those periods?
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I guess you could say
there was times I was doing it
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and, um, you know,
times I was getting it done.
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You know what I mean, brother?
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I'm afraid I do not.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, just odd jobs, mostly.
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Mr. Wills--
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Frank, you can just--
you just call me Frank.
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Mr. Wills, I really appreciate, um,
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you coming all the way down here,
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but I'm afraid you're not
what we're looking for.
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What- what is it?
My-my mustache?
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'Cause I can shave it off, no problem.
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To be honest,
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you're not really a right fit
for the front desk.
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Come on, man, please.
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Look, I'll level with you.
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I've been to, like, ten
of these interviews this week.
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I got my bills up to here.
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If this ain't working for me,
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I'm out of this town, dig?
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Now, you just tell me, what do I gotta do?
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Name the capitals.
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Sorry?
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If you're on the front desk,
you only have one job,
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and that job is to make
white folks feel secure,
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and nothing makes white folks
feel more secure
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than a friendly public-school-educated boy
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that knows the capitals.
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Now, if you feel that's unfair,
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I hear that the Howard Johnson's
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across the street is hiring.
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What you want?
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Yeah, I got the job.
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The night job at the Watergate.
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Yeah, guy hired me on a provisional basis,
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but that's only 'cause I forgot Bismarck.
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It's the capital of North Dakota.
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Look, never mind. The bus is coming.
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I will tell you about it later.
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All right, I gotta go.
All right, all right, bye.
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Oh, I-I'm so sorry, man.
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We're all flaked with sorrow
from birth, son.
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It's up to each of us to pull it off.
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No apology necessary.
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Shh.
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Eagle.
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Falcon.
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The whole point
of breaking into the DNC
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was to capture intimate
campaign conversations.
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And you idiots, you bug
the secretarial lines?
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Hey, Gordo. What's up, compadre?
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All these transcripts, Howard.
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Uh-huh.
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We've got nothing
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but a secretary
dirty-birding her boyfriend.
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"I am in my posy-pink panties.
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"They're so cute
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stretched across my little red bottom."
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Jesus, I wish I could get
my wife to talk like that.
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You have any idea
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how this reflects on the two of us, Hunt?
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This operation? To Mitchell and everybody?
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Yeah.
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Now, I want to know
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which one of you slack-jawed
equines placed these taps.
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Hmm? Who was it?
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- Look--
- Oh, we have a winner.
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I can't stop a secretary
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from using the phone for personal calls.
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You bug the source, not the ancillary.
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Are you familiar with black bag ops?
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- You've done black bag ops.
- You ever done that?
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Honestly, maybe it'd be better
to find another target.
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Hold on. I'm sorry.
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Are you the target finder now?
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Are-are you the main guy
who helps us find the targets?
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Nixon's beating the hell
out of McGovern in every poll.
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Is the DNC really his biggest threat?
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It is not your job
to determine the threat level,
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you dumb donkey.
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It's your job to sit by the phone
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and wait for a fucking order.
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Now, do you think you can do your job?
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Insofar as any of this is my job?
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Yes, sir. I can do my job.
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Brilliant.
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Okay.
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We gotta go in again.
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It's our only option.
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Yeah, somebody's gonna have
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to ask Mitchell for more money.
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I can do it.
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You're going to get more
out of Mitchell if you send me
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rather than one of the wetbacks.
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- No offense.
- Oye, coño.
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Who you calling a wetback, brother?
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We're Cuban, not Mexican.
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Okay, okay, take it easy.
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I'll do it.
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But I'm gonna need a lift.
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Sarah's got the station wagon today.
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Of course.
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- After you.
- You guys are so sensitive.
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[Martinez, in Spanish] I don't get it.
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They look like amateurs, so weird.
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Look,
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if Nixon doesn't get elected,
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we'll never get Fidel out of Cuba.
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It's true. Let's remember why
we are doing this--
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For Cuba.
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This guy doesn't stop eating.
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You're listening to WRBT...
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No, oh, no, honey, honey.
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If you're gonna bring more
than three pairs of shoes,
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you gotta do it in secret,
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or else people lose faith in you.
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You don't do anything in secret.
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- Mr. McCord.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Fine, thank you.
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What can I do for you?
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Uh, I'm just here to drop off
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some papers for your husband.
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Oh, sure.
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Um, Marty, Katarina, would you--
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could you find Mr. Mitchell, please?
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He's around here somewhere.
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Sorry to bother you at home.
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I tried his office first.
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I was sorry to hear
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that you were taken off my detail.
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Apologies.
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I wanted to tell you myself,
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but it all happened so quickly.
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They put me on some security work.
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Clerical stuff mostly.
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Oh, this is a fine collection.
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You like it?
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Mm, I don't know if you
can say you like Rilke.
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There's so much desire
in there and... isolation.
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I don't know.
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I had to turn 40 before I got any of it.
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Oh, well, I'll give it a try
in a few years, then.
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Um, Mr. McCord, uh, my-my family and I,
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we are traveling out
to California for a fundraiser.
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I was wondering if you would
like to accompany us there.
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Oh, I would love to, Mrs. Mitchell, but...
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the campaign does have me very busy,
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and, um, I am needed at home.
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Of course, understood.
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I just--um, I don't often find a bodyguard
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that I can have a conversation
with, that's all.
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I'm sorry if I overstepped.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Of course not.
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McCord?
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Yes, sir.
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Uh, I have a few matters of paperwork
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pertaining to our earlier conversation.
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In the study.
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It's very nice to see you again.
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Oh.
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What are you doing with my book?
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Helping you not forget it.
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Is he, um--
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you think he'll be out soon?
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I-I don't mean to be rude.
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It's just, I ha-I have a plane
to catch this afternoon
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for a conference in the Philippines.
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The president should be wrapping up
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with Senator Thurmond in just a moment.
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Hard candy?
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Couple of Chatty Cathys.
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It shouldn't be
too much longer. Mr. Keane.
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- Dean.
- I'm sorry?
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My last name. You just called me Keane.
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- Keane?
- Dean.
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- With a K?
- With a D.
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Dean.
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I don't remember a Dean
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in the Department of Transportation.
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Excuse me?
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You're an assistant secretary
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in the Department of Transportation?
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N-no. What?
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I'm junior counsel.
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Oh, gosh.
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What is my brain doing up there?
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Yes, Mr. President?
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Um, Mr. Dean has been here
for the past 45 minutes.
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Uh-huh. Certainly, I'll let him know.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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The president apologizes,
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but his meeting with Senator Thurmond
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has been extended indefinitely.
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Fortunately, it looks
like we can reschedule
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your get-to-know-you for September.
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September?
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It's June.
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That's the next space
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the president has available,
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unless that's a problem.
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I serve at the pleasure of the president.
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That's the spirit.
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President Fucking Dick.
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Fucking piece of fucking asshole.
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Fucking, fucking shit. Fuck.
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Ow, Jesus.
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Sir, I have
Maureen Kane returning.
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Miss Kane.
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Hi. Well, I--God, that's all
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a girl's gotta do to reach
White House counsel?
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I think I imagined switchboards
all the way up Mount Olympus.
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Stop, I'm not that important.
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Oh, Mr. False Modesty.
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So come on, you have to tell me.
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How'd it go, anyway?
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How- how'd what go?
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Your meeting with the president
of the United States?
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Oh, that, I--yeah, I, um--
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No, I-I-I had to reschedule
that, actually.
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You had to reschedule?
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Yeah, you know, I-I've been so busy lately
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with, uh, you know, meetings and stuff.
266
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,577
You don't think that's rude, do you,
267
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,011
to reschedule a meeting
with the president?
268
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,947
Maybe it looks like I'm too busy for him.
269
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,849
Uh, no, I-I don't--
I think it's a good thing,
270
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,385
shows you're not sitting around
like the village idiot
271
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,920
waiting for him to meet with you.
272
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,122
You've, you know,
got other things going on.
273
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,991
- Important things.
- Right.
274
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,559
Blonde, important,
275
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,861
"best thing that ever happened
to you" things.
276
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,630
Well, that reminds me,
I-I got some bad news.
277
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,899
I-I don't think I can make it
to see you this weekend.
278
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:28,969
What? No.
279
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,537
I've got the tickets to Cat Stevens
280
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,038
at the Bowl Saturday night.
281
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,873
I know, and I love Cat Stevens,
282
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,575
but I have this conference in Manila.
283
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,510
It totally slipped my mind. I'm sorry.
284
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,381
I have Senator Gurney on the line,
285
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,116
and he says it's urgent.
286
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,317
Right.
287
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,120
Look, I-I gotta take
this other call, but, um,
288
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,221
on my way back through the States,
289
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,422
how about I stop by LA?
290
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,492
Who's playing at the Bowl Tuesday?
291
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,495
- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
- Perfect.
292
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,663
I love--it's beautiful. I--
293
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,164
We'll make a night of it, okay?
294
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,299
I'll talk to you soon.
295
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,103
Okay, I'll light a candle in my window.
296
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,404
Bye, now.
297
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,522
Anything else, Mrs. Mitchell?
298
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,291
I'm fine. Thank you, dear.
299
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,159
Oh, and about your daughter.
300
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,128
She asked for a Bloody Mary.
301
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,663
Okay.
302
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,031
She's 11 years old, ma'am.
303
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,932
Mm-hmm. Oh, I see.
304
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,200
Don't make it too spicy.
305
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,972
Three campaign events in one day,
306
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,541
we'll die of dumbfuck exposure.
307
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,614
You reading poetry now?
308
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,986
I'm in a bit
of a wistful mood, I guess,
309
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:56,256
thinking about a... a boy I once knew.
310
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,161
Is this gonna be the
center fielder from college?
311
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,531
The oil baron from Midland?
312
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,967
Walter. Arkansas boy.
313
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,136
Took me to my first dance when we were 12.
314
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,137
Mm.
315
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,240
And once in a while,
316
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,443
you still wonder
what it might have been like
317
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,312
if you had married
simple Walter from Pine Bluff.
318
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,154
We used to be a team.
319
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,192
Now it's just...
320
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,364
...jokes and silences
321
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,501
and the occasional rough sex
and campaign business.
322
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,236
Doesn't sound so bad.
323
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,504
I'm serious.
324
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,473
I thought you'd be happy
going to California.
325
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,575
You can talk to Zsa Zsa and Clint.
326
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,643
Push Lana Turner in the pool.
327
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,145
I'm not a show pony.
328
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,780
You can't just trot me around
and then put me back
329
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,782
in the stable at the end of the night.
330
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
I don't know
what you want me to say.
331
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,552
These things happen in a marriage,
332
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,021
and you didn't marry
simple Walter from Pine Bluff.
333
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,423
You married me.
334
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,408
I like your traveling suit.
335
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,583
Ten Americans killed,
336
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,253
eight missing, 75 wounded.
337
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:37,357
South Vietnam reported 1,149 killed,
338
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,827
the heaviest weekly toll
for them for the entire war.
339
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,597
Gotta get the crease right.
340
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,300
President Nixon
said last night...
341
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,736
See that?
342
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,572
It's all in the details, Tuffy.
343
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,574
Look at you licking the plate.
344
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,183
I will be back at the crack of dawn,
345
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,084
and I'm bringing doughnuts.
346
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,158
I'm all right. Thank you, thank you.
347
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,359
Ma'am.
348
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,195
How you doing this evening?
349
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,865
All right.
350
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,136
Oh, man, don't mind Mrs. Emerson.
351
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,571
She's, um--
352
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,805
she's a little skittish.
353
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,373
Name's Alberto.
354
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,709
- Frank Wills.
- Nice to meet you.
355
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,877
Yeah.
356
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,645
You ever work security before,
Frank Wills?
357
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,248
Well, I, um--I was up
in Michigan at Job Corps...
358
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,349
- Mm-hmm.
- ...and before that,
359
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,117
I was working part-time
360
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,119
at a department store back in Georgia.
361
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,756
Well, things around here
are pretty simple.
362
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,592
Uh, there's the logbook,
363
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,561
schedule, uh, walkie,
364
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,263
flashlight for your rounds.
365
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,699
Anyone comes down for a package,
366
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,501
we keep them under the desk.
367
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,138
Shit, man, uh, weekend's a dead zone.
368
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,874
Oh, there's a bum who comes around
369
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,477
and pisses in the planters,
but that's about it.
370
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,845
I got you.
371
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,481
Have a good night.
372
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,217
And hey, don't fall asleep on the job.
373
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,852
Got it.
374
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,487
At least don't get caught.
375
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,534
Eagle Eye, this is Sparrow.
376
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,668
Come in, Eagle Eye.
377
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,171
Go for Eagle Eye. Over.
378
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,240
The guards have just
changed shifts for the night.
379
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,742
Over.
380
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,477
How are we doing otherwise? Over.
381
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,650
We still have
a few guys in the office.
382
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,853
Looks like they're packing up
to get out of there. Over.
383
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,388
Copy that.
384
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,691
We've got a visual on
the side street from our room.
385
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,593
Carrion Falcon, you in position? Over.
386
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,399
Carrion Falcon,
are you in position? Over.
387
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,833
Roger that, Eagle Eye.
388
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,203
In position and waiting
on your signal. Over.
389
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,905
Over and out, I mean.
390
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,394
♪ Things to do ♪
391
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:33,266
♪ Can't let my shoes Pick dust up ♪
392
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,268
♪ Won't slow down ♪
393
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,539
♪ I can't afford To let up... ♪
394
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,008
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
395
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,644
Can I get another gin and tonic, please?
396
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,878
Ah, yes.
397
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,614
And the president
is very pleased
398
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,315
with this conservative movement
399
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,883
you got going out here with Reagan.
400
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,987
John, we're not building it
for the president's pleasure.
401
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,723
We consider this
our own movement out here,
402
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,491
a-a new conservative politics
403
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,561
centered around the Christian family,
404
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,030
not making nice with Red China.
405
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,934
All I'm saying
is that Ronnie's endorsement
406
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,902
would mean the world to Dick.
407
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,638
The only thing that means dick to Dick
408
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,039
is more glory for Dick.
409
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,441
Both of you, stop it.
410
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,410
Don't tell me y'all
are still talking shop.
411
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,845
Your husband here set a trap for me.
412
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,913
I've been struggling to get out of it.
413
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,949
I've been trying to wriggle my way
414
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,651
out of his snare for 15 years.
415
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,722
- Michael.
- Oh.
416
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,591
Would you like to join me
in a game of pool?
417
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,359
Maybe it'll make him jealous.
418
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,661
I'd love nothing more.
419
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,370
Oh, God.
420
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,905
I forgot the first rule of billiards.
421
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,040
Never put money on a game
422
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,508
when there's a Southern woman involved.
423
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,476
Mm.
424
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,844
Now, tell me something.
425
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,048
When Reagan went
for the nomination in '68,
426
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,083
did he make a stop in Pine Bluff?
427
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,585
Uh, I can't say that we did.
428
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,387
Mm, it's probably for the best.
429
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,656
They're just wild for Nixon down there.
430
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,525
They love him even more than they love me.
431
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,696
All right.
432
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,998
One Mitchell gets me toast,
and the other one butters me up
433
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,800
for the Reagan endorsement.
Is that how this works?
434
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,935
Oh, no, don't be ridiculous.
435
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,071
You're more than just
some jacket potato to us.
436
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,605
You're a dear friend, Michael.
437
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,374
Scotch, please.
438
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,809
Nixon's on the road
to reelection.
439
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,077
We all know that.
440
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,479
But his reputation's taken a huge hit.
441
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,382
People know what he did to Musky,
442
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,051
what he and Kissinger did
to tank the peace talks in '68.
443
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,886
That didn't play too well in California.
444
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,389
Yeah, that was a tough call in '68.
445
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,592
Not as tough as the one Ronnie had to make
446
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,861
to book his flight home
after he lost the nomination.
447
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,396
Beloved.
448
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,798
In four years, Ronnie wants to run
449
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,934
a presidential campaign that's based on--
450
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:51,738
Yeah, on fair representation
and-and moral integrity
451
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,440
and all bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
452
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,843
You know, with that attitude,
it's a wonder
453
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,846
you haven't racked up our endorsement yet.
454
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,848
Well, with that kind of blind confidence,
455
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,015
it's a wonder you haven't been able
456
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,617
to break through in the South.
457
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,453
You know, if I were Reagan, I would wonder
458
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,923
why someone as charming
and noble as myself
459
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,658
could get crushed in the South
460
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,994
by a supposed liar and cheat like Nixon.
461
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,463
It's no mystery,
462
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,165
at least not to the people of Pine Bluff.
463
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,635
They put their faith in Nixon,
and in return,
464
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,505
he won the presidency for them,
and now everything he does
465
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,740
looks like a confirmation of their faith.
466
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,543
So what if he had to get down
in the mud to do it?
467
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,079
Even Christ had to wash a few dirty feet.
468
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,183
Are you actually comparing Dick Nixon
469
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,751
to Jesus Christ right now?
470
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,186
No.
471
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,922
Jesus Christ wouldn't make it
through the Republican primary.
472
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,900
...their Constitution
473
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,802
and their love of apple pie.
474
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,904
It is difficult to alert this country
475
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,572
and throughout the media
476
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,008
that the conspiracy
is not something small.
477
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,443
It is huge, and it is beyond the realm
478
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,579
of most people's imagination.
479
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,781
The conspiracy is for the world domination
480
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,650
of the United States.
481
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,654
Down by two in the fourth quarter,
482
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,656
the young star from North Augusta
483
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:19,525
lines up for a 48-yarder.
484
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,928
I gotta tell you,
this is a risky one for Wills.
485
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,164
A lot riding on this.
Can he pull this off?
486
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,733
Ooh.
487
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,802
Sorry, sir.
488
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,572
Oh, man.
489
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,178
Oh, shoot.
490
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,069
Eagle Eye, the final gophers
have left the hole.
491
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,538
Repeat, we are a go on the hole.
492
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,864
Ah, coño.
493
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:53,946
Shit.
494
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,182
- What?
- Quiet.
495
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:59,118
The transceivers, they're back at HQ.
496
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,619
Liddy wanted fresh batteries.
497
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,355
I told him the batteries
were already fresh.
498
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,323
- Fuck me!
- Quiet!
499
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,098
Eagle Eye, this is Carrion Falcon.
500
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,733
We are earless.
501
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:17,970
Repeat, we are without ears. Over.
502
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,872
Cleared to retrieve. Over.
503
00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:21,941
But make it quick. Over.
504
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,409
Oh, shit, get out of here.
505
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,711
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
506
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,714
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
507
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,883
Shit, shit,
508
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:33,652
shit, shit, shit, shit.
509
00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:36,255
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
510
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:39,158
Watch it, asshole!
511
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,826
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
512
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,889
Hey, man.
513
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,892
Hey, you can't be putting tape
on the door like this.
514
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,894
It's against code or something.
515
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,763
Pardon me, sir?
Hawkins Deli is already closed.
516
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,698
Do you know if there's another place open?
517
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,767
Sorry, man,
it's my first night on the job.
518
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,771
- All right, thanks anyway.
- Mm-hmm.
519
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,076
Hey, wait up.
520
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,277
Um...
521
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,814
...I just remembered
there's a burger joint
522
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:35,981
down the street from here.
523
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:36,982
Come on, I'll take you to it.
524
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,954
Like the wind, man, go!
525
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:50,863
You can always put on
another jacket, but, like,
526
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,432
if it's hot, you can only
take off so many layers, so...
527
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,468
Yeah, well, I mean, but see,
in Atlanta, you can...
528
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,404
Shit, shit, shit.
529
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,398
Clay Pigeon, this is Carrion Falcon.
530
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,034
Something's wrong with the door down here.
531
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,904
Requesting immediate assistance. Over.
532
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,774
Help me. Over.
533
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,209
What the fuck?
534
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,912
Something's wrong with the fucking door.
535
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,347
Get Road Runner down there immediately.
536
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,915
Copy.
537
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,250
Road Runner is on his way.
538
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,919
I repeat, Road Runner's on his way. Over.
539
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,491
All right,
let me do a patty melt,
540
00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,860
add Swiss cheese, and let me
get some extra mushrooms.
541
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,829
Sorry, buddy, ran out of mushrooms.
542
00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,064
Y'all ran outta mushrooms?
543
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,432
Look, pal, it's a mushroom town.
544
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,034
What can I tell you?
545
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:09,108
Venga, cabrón. Vamos.
546
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,557
Oh, whoa.
547
00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,426
Venga.
548
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,428
My strength is leaving me.
549
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,529
Rápido, rápido.
550
00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:33,866
Copy.
551
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,411
What the hell?
552
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,479
The lock's all worn to shit.
553
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,215
Gonzalez figured this'd be easier.
554
00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,618
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
555
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,588
Venga. Rápido, rápido.
556
00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:56,989
Vamos.
557
00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,426
- Take it easy.
- Put it back on.
558
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:20,946
Yeah, well, you have a good night.
559
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,414
- Yeah, you too, man.
- Yes, sir.
560
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:13,232
"Even between the closest human beings,
561
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,468
"infinite distances continue.
562
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:20,272
"A wonderful living side by side can grow
563
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,977
if they succeed in loving
the distance between them."
564
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:30,015
It's Rilke.
565
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,950
Yes, we had books in Queens too.
566
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,954
John Newton Mitchell, I didn't know
567
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:38,223
you were a such romantic.
568
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,225
How do you know I'm not
just trying to get inside
569
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:44,096
those Pine Bluff panties,
my little jacket potato?
570
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,700
What's your angle here?
571
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,271
I was thinking about
what we were talking about
572
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,405
on the plane.
573
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,508
About holding on to a good thing.
574
00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,745
And this is a good thing.
575
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:05,517
I like what they're doing
out here for Reagan.
576
00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:09,722
And I was thinking that...
577
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,191
after the campaign,
578
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:15,327
maybe there'd be a place for us
out here in California.
579
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,230
You want to move across the country
580
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,465
and work for Reagan?
581
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,070
The two of us are unstoppable.
582
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,574
But I was never the one
driving that train.
583
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,311
It was always you.
584
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,217
Lord, look who sounds drunk now.
585
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,219
Come here, let me sober you up.
586
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,560
- Poetry.
- Mm.
587
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,273
Sparrow, come in.
588
00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,275
Looks like someone
just pulled up out front.
589
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,677
Can you make them out
from your vantage? Over.
590
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,722
Just some hippies, sir.
Nothing to worry about. Over.
591
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:47,119
What's your status,
Carrion Falcon? Over.
592
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:51,256
Wrapping up in here. Over.
593
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,695
Hey, guys, building's closed.
You can't come in here.
594
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,263
You're the one who
called the cops, aren't you?
595
00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,364
Yeah, I mean--
596
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,500
Relax, Mr. Tibbs.
597
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,368
We were on vice detail
when we got the call.
598
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,838
Maybe tell us what the hell's going on
599
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,473
so we can get back to it.
600
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,274
Okay, uh, I found a piece of tape
601
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:12,144
on the parking garage door.
602
00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:13,846
- Tape?
- Over the door latch,
603
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,581
like somebody was keeping it open.
604
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,149
I thought it was a mistake the first time,
605
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,350
and then it happened again,
606
00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:20,652
and I found another piece
on the sixth floor.
607
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:23,455
- Hmm.
- Okay, uh, not to worry.
608
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:25,290
We'll take it from here.
609
00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:31,129
Oh, um, you guys gonna head up there now?
610
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,699
I can come with you, you know,
be your backup if you need.
611
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,234
Uh, that's all right. We're good.
612
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,336
Uh, you stay down here and, uh--
613
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:38,470
Watch our perimeter.
614
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:41,807
That's right, watch our six, Officer.
615
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:14,773
Walkies off.
616
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,321
Hide, hide. Andale, andale.
617
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,550
Eagle Eye, were any of our guys
618
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,686
by chance wearing a sport coat? Over.
619
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,356
Our men are in suits.
620
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,593
Did you mean suit jacket, Sparrow? Over.
621
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,394
Maybe it's a windbreaker.
622
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,599
What is a windbreaker again? Over.
623
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,935
A windbreaker is the lighter version
624
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:19,237
of what we typically refer to
as a jacket. Over.
625
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,540
I thought
that was a parka. Over.
626
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,475
No, no, no, a parka is a--
627
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:24,910
it's-it's a whole different thing.
628
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,879
It's much longer,
like a-a trench coat or a...
629
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:28,981
- Yeah, it's a duster.
- Duster.
630
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,716
Think, uh, Gary Cooper in Shane.
631
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,883
Over.
632
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:32,985
Duster.
633
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,718
Mother of shit.
634
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:08,720
Eagle Eye, the hippies are armed.
635
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,689
The fucking hippies are armed.
636
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,824
Wait, wait, wait. What's that, Sparrow?
637
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,493
Armed pursuants on the sixth floor.
638
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:15,794
They're headed for the gopher hole.
639
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,596
Mayday! Mayday!
640
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,930
Ah, ah!
641
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,866
Carrion Falcon, did you hear that?
642
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,634
You got company on your six.
Abort mission.
643
00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:25,470
I repeat, abort mission.
Please acknowledge. Over.
644
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:26,672
Fuck, their walkies must be off.
645
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,939
What's happening over there?
646
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,608
How the fuck did you miss those guys?
647
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,443
It was a goddamn hippie in a sport coat.
648
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,311
- What was I supposed to do?
- You said windbreaker.
649
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:34,646
Hippies don't wear windbreakers.
650
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,580
Doesn't fucking matter!
651
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,082
I'm gonna pack up my shit.
652
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,583
- I'll meet you in the lobby.
- Get the fucking shit out now.
653
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:39,818
Grab the equipment.
654
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,586
Swear to God, how do you
fucking miss that shit?
655
00:38:57,402 --> 00:38:59,471
- Fucking God damn it.
- Damn it.
656
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,707
Help him. Help him. Get--
657
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,108
Don't leave any fucking papers.
658
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,812
I got no fucking fingernails. God.
659
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,615
Jump in.
660
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,834
All right,
we know you're in here.
661
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,606
You, get up. Stand up.
662
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:11,576
Let me see your hands.
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
663
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,844
Don't shoot.
664
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,583
Don't shoot.
665
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,891
Are you guys cops?
666
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,859
What the fuck does it look like?
667
00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:31,563
May I see your badge?
668
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,180
You're horrible.
669
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,018
Oh, God, I'm trying to get to the bench.
670
00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,686
Oh, ooh!
671
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,890
- Sir.
- Oh, heavens.
672
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,892
Sorry to bother you.
673
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:03,929
There's a phone call for you.
It's-it's Mr. Dean.
674
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,697
- He says it's urgent.
- Patch him through.
675
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,938
I don't like the new bodyguard.
676
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,906
Well, you never
like the new bodyguard.
677
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,678
I had a good time tonight.
678
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,580
Me too.
679
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,585
All right, take your call.
I'll go check on Marty.
680
00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:00,118
Somebody's playing possum.
681
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,525
You seem happy.
682
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:08,994
I am happy.
683
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,234
Daddy bought it for me
at the airport.
684
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:18,303
People say it's scary.
685
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,139
- It's pretty boring so far.
- Hmm.
686
00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:23,675
Well, let me know how it turns out.
687
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,711
She snores.
688
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,269
Mitchell.
689
00:42:51,303 --> 00:42:53,204
Hello, sir.
690
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,807
I'm-I'm sorry to disturb you on vacation.
691
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,310
How is it down there? Or up there?
692
00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,845
Where is California
in relation to the Philippines
693
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,981
latitude-wise? I don't know.
694
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:06,584
It's just, I've had some
disturbing news from Jeb, sir.
695
00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,320
For Christ, fuck.
696
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:12,090
It seems there was
a mix-up at the Watergate.
697
00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:16,594
A security guard, uh, bust
the whole operation, Jeb says.
698
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,929
Bust it wide open.
699
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:22,334
Apparently, a-a-a door
was-was taped incorrectly.
700
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:23,935
What the fuck are you talking about?
701
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:26,638
It was-it was difficult to
make out the details exactly.
702
00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:29,708
Jeb was crying when he told me.
He was actually crying, sir.
703
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,677
- Fucking Christ on the cross.
- I'm sorry, sir.
704
00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:34,679
This is the first
I'm hearing about all this.
705
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,651
- Was Liddy arrested too?
- Well, no, uh, Liddy got away,
706
00:43:39,684 --> 00:43:41,920
Jeb says, as did Hunt and Baldwin.
707
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:44,322
Thank the shit Christ.
708
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,625
So there's no direct ties to the campaign.
709
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,894
Well-well, here's the thing, sir.
710
00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:53,131
Uh, McCord did not get away.
711
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:58,403
Liddy let McCord go in there?
712
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,971
Yes, sir.
713
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,208
I specifically said
I want no one with ties
714
00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,976
to the campaign on-site.
715
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:08,413
Well, apparently we're short on Cubans.
716
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,982
All right, get
the fuck back to D.C. tonight.
717
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:12,984
You hear me?
718
00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,086
The next 48 hours
are gonna be crucial.
719
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,790
We'll have to go low and slow.
Let's not make any big moves.
720
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,091
I-I understand, sir.
721
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,893
Only I was hoping to stop in LA.
722
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:23,928
We'll regroup the whole team
when we get in.
723
00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:25,930
I'll get Jeb to write up a containment.
724
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:29,300
Sir, uh, before you go, sir,
725
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,736
uh, one more thing.
726
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:33,071
I- I don't know how to put this.
727
00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:37,008
Uh, Jeb and I were wondering
about your wife.
728
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,279
What about her?
729
00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:42,414
Well, you know,
I'd- I'd never go
730
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:43,948
on the record with this, sir,
731
00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:46,785
but McCord did work in your home.
732
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,987
You really think that
when Martha sees his face
733
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,989
in the newspaper, she won't call
734
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,690
one of her journalist friends?
735
00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:53,958
You said it yourself, sir,
736
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:56,461
the next 48 hours are gonna be crucial.
737
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,329
Listen, Dean, I know you're trying to be
738
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,265
a good little farmhand,
but you're gonna have to get
739
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:02,901
your dick out of
the butter churn on this one.
740
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,037
You got it?
741
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,907
Yes-yes, sir.
742
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,108
Won't happen again, sir.
743
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:22,987
What's going on?
744
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,126
You gotta promise you'll tell no one.
745
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,364
I promise.
746
00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:38,837
Dean got himself caught up
747
00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:41,139
in a raid on a Filipino brothel.
748
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:44,042
He's being forced out of the country.
749
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,211
- You're kidding.
- You didn't hear it from me.
750
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:51,316
I knew he was an operator
the moment I laid eyes on him.
751
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,253
Oh, his sweet little girlfriend.
752
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,454
She'll be mortified.
753
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,023
Hmm.
754
00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:00,525
This is what happens when there's no trust
755
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,327
between two people.
756
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,838
Now, where were we?
757
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,476
- Oh, yeah.
- Follow me.
758
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:26,417
Well, well, well,
759
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,553
Mr. Eye For Detail.
760
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,124
You really saved the day here.
761
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,859
Well, I'm just glad
I could represent myself
762
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,528
on behalf of the building.
763
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:41,432
The big bosses, uh,
have approved a small token
764
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,836
of their appreciation
for your heroic actions
765
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:46,471
during the course of the break-in.
766
00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,417
- What's this?
- It's a raise.
767
00:47:01,886 --> 00:47:03,254
Two fifty?
768
00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:05,323
Every week.
769
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:13,865
I appreciate it.
770
00:47:34,118 --> 00:47:35,253
Mitchell?
771
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:16,427
Honeybun? Where are you?
772
00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,096
Mitchell?
773
00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:20,898
Marty?
774
00:48:20,932 --> 00:48:22,300
Oh, Jesus.
775
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,336
Oh, Peter, you scared me.
776
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,507
Sorry, ma'am, I was just
getting some breakfast.
777
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,311
Where is everyone?
778
00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,947
Oh, your daughter went
to Disneyland with Katarina.
779
00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:38,349
Yes, of course.
780
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:39,684
And my husband?
781
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,386
Mr. Mitchell had to fly to Washington
782
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:42,987
for an urgent business meeting.
783
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:45,089
His instructions
were to have you stay here.
784
00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:47,659
Oh.
785
00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:53,464
I think I'll just, uh...
786
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:56,234
...give his office a call,
787
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,568
make sure everything's all right.
788
00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:01,939
All right, Peter, seriously,
what is going on?
789
00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:03,041
Where is everyone?
790
00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,609
As I said, your husband
had an urgent meeting--
791
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:07,945
Okay, well, stop saying that
and just tell me.
792
00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,348
Okay, there's no need to get hysterical.
793
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:13,017
Why don't you just go back
to your room and relax?
794
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,654
This is ridiculous.
I am calling my husband.
795
00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,425
You are not in charge here.
796
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,126
- Do you understand me?
- Mm-hmm.
797
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,396
Good.
798
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,032
Your husband's a very busy man,
799
00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,468
and he doesn't have time
right now to take your call.
800
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:31,969
Okay.
801
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:39,210
Here.
802
00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:42,046
A little light reading.
803
00:49:48,186 --> 00:49:49,487
Good girl.
804
00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,243
To your right.
805
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,315
To your left.
806
00:50:45,576 --> 00:50:47,545
I'm sorry, sir.
Your party's not answering.
807
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,247
Would you like to try another number?
808
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,689
So am I your date tonight?
809
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:03,795
Okay, Sandra, you are my date
810
00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:07,532
to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
811
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:35,259
Should be the last of it.
812
00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:41,599
I saw this in a dream, Howard.
813
00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:47,305
These flames consuming
our best-laid plans.
814
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,641
It's all our fault.
815
00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:54,645
We made too many mistakes,
816
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,314
too many assumptions.
817
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:03,688
The tide of our ideals
818
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:07,158
dashed against reality's rocky shore.
819
00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:10,695
How could we have been so foolish
820
00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:12,830
as to not see it coming?
821
00:52:12,864 --> 00:52:14,832
See what coming, Gordon?
822
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:19,737
Retribution.