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You're free, little bird.Go. Fly.

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Can this little bird stay here?

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What's going on?

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Talk to Gideon.

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[sighs] I got to meet my ex

6
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and start my divorce mediation
in an hour.

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Mm. So any bloodyou didn't give here,

8
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you gonna give there.

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Who's your mediator?

10
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I think his name's O'Connell.

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Malcolm O'Connell.
That's good for you.

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He hates women.

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How do you know?We're dating.

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Mediation's not so bad.

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It's better than divorce court.

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I didn't know you were married.

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12 years.

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Her name's Leslie.
They met in college.

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She got his house
and half his dental practice.

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Gideon listens.

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And Jerry told Gideon that
in confidence.

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It's just so weird.
We're gonna sit there

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and divvy up
15 years of marriage.

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It's not that hard.

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Here's what you do: you figureout what she really wants,

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fight like hellto get it,

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and then you burn it all
on her front lawn.

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No. No, no. I'm not
gonna play any of those games.

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Julia can have

30
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whatever she wants.Listen to you, man.

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You sound like a lamb
going to slaughter.

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[sighs] I don't care.

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I just want it to be over with
so we can all move on.

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[baaing]

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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative♪

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♪ To be positive.

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DREW:
Okay, man. This is it.

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It's go time.

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Just pee like you have
normal kidneys.

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Nothing?

47
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Come on.[woman screams]

48
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What the hell?[urine splatters]

49
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Oh, now you go.

50
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What's going on?

51
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I'm waxing Gabby's legs.

52
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[sighs] You made me pee
all over the floor.

53
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You peed?

54
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Congratulations.
You slayed the dragon.

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And drained the lizard.

56
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Can't you do this
somewhere else?

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Look at this mess.

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[shudders]

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[gasping]

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Ah!

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[shudders]

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[moaning shakily]

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Gina!

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Drew, we both havehome businesses.

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You do therapy.

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I do bikini waxing.

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I dare you to tell me
which matters more

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on a summer day at the beach.[scoffs]

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I thought your business was
selling that "artisanal" beer

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you brew in the garage.

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Well, it's a package deal.

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First I get 'em drunk,

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then I get 'em smooth.

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Worked on me.

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Let's face it.
I am not getting rich

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working at a retirement home.

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Unless I get into
somebody's will.

78
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What about that rich old lesbian

79
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who puts vodka shots
in her chamomile tea?

80
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But I'm not gay.

81
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She's worth, like, two mill.

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But I'm open to new things.

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Gina, you're being chased
by loan sharks.

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Sleep with her.

85
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Well, where you going?

86
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Uh, my divorce mediation
starts today.

87
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Oh, hey, you got this.

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Mediation strong.Hey, I just want to

89
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get in there and get it over
with as quickly as possible.

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[door closes]

91
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Does he know about
your other business?

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You mean the pot farm
I started in the basement?

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Don't worry.

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As long as I've got his kidney,

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I've got his support.

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So, I'm an advocate
for both of you.

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If you treat each other
with respect,

98
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we can make these sessionsgo smoothly.

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Okay. Well, I guess I'll start.

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Uh, I-I actually
made a list

101
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of some of the larger items
that we bought together.

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I highlighted the ones
that I would like

103
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to keep, but, you know,

104
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you just take a look,
tell me what you want,

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and I'm open to discussion.

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You know what?

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I don't want any of it.

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But you barely looked at it.

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I don't need to.

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It's just stuff.
I don't want it.

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Okay.

112
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I think I know
what's going on here.

113
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So he is having

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a major health issue...

115
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you know, down there.

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Oh, oh, h-hang on.[chuckles]

117
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She means my kidney,
not my penis.

118
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Why would he think
I meant your penis?

119
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Because "down there"
means penis.

120
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But my penis is fine.It's a tip-top penis.

121
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I'm gonna stopsaying "penis" now,

122
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but you need to know,
it's a great penis.

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Duly noted.

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Come on.
You must want something.

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Nope.

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What about the piano?

127
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Remember when Maddie was
in Annie?

128
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You guys practiced for hours
on that thing.

129
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She doesn't care about that
anymore. You take it.

130
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I know exactly
what you're doing.

131
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You always do this.

132
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You always play the victim
and make me the bad guy.

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No, no, Julia.
I want you to take everything.

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I want you to be happy.

135
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Well, you see
what I'm dealing with.

136
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I want to do
a three-game parlay.

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Pats plus the points.[knock on door]

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Come in.

139
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Browns on the moneyline.

140
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And Niners/Falcons on the over.

141
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Yeah, I'm sure.

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[scoffs]
Unless the bet goes kaput,

143
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and then I have dementia
and I never made this call.

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I've got a little delivery
for you.

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A quart of my homemade beer.

146
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And...

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a quarter ounce
of my homemade weed.

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Oh, you sweetie.
Thanks. [sniffs]

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Ah, brings me back.

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To Monday?Hey.

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It's been a long week.

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So...

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how's it going
living with kidney boy?

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[sighs]
I feel bad for him.

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On top of everything else,
he's going through

156
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this really rough divorce.

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If only he could be

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pacified with beer
and weed like you.

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Well, how lucky that he has
someone like you in his life.

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Easy, Norma.
You're already getting

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the friends and family discount.

162
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Oh, wait a minute.

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Mr. Colavito was asking

164
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if you could get him
any ecstasy.

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He's 90 years old.
What's he want ecstasy for?

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I don't know, he met a girl.

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Or a guy. I was half listening.

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[playing "Tomorrow"]

169
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[mashes keys]

170
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This song is a lie.

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The sun isn't coming out
tomorrow.

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The sun is never coming out.

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Hey.

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[door closes]There he is.

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How was mediation?

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Oof. It was horrific.

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Oh, man. Are you okay?

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Do I look okay?

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Honestly, you kind of
look like this a lot.

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Come here.

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[sighs] I just...

182
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didn't think
it would hurt this much.

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I was just sitting there
with her,

184
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and suddenly it hit me.

185
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My marriage is over.Ugh.

186
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I can't even imagine.

187
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This has got be the
worst day of my life.

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I mean, not as bad as,
"Drew, I want a divorce,"

189
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or, "Drew, you need
a new kidney,"

190
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or, "Drew, the jazz band
is just not for you."

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I'm so sorry.

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Would a little weed
cheer you up?

193
00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,337
Hey, you're supposed
to be giving that up.

194
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Oh, my God, chill.
I'm not smoking it.

195
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I'm just selling it.

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[sighs]

197
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But for you, the first one's
free, little boy.

198
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Yeah, I'm-I'm not really
good at pot. [chuckles]

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Okay.

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I didn't say
put it away.

201
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Okay, you ready?

202
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One, two, three.

203
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Did you feel that?

204
00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:33,061
[laughs]:
No. Not at all.

205
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Oh, man.

206
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My leg looks like it
did when I was seven.

207
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Hey there, little guy.

208
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Remember, love is a lie.

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All right,
give me the other one.

210
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Man...

211
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I really liked being married.Yeah?

212
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What did you like about it?

213
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It just... it was comforting.

214
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You know?
It was like

215
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eating a grilled cheese

216
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with tomato soup on a rainy day.

217
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Or-or a...

218
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fat stack of
blueberry ricotta pancakes.

219
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,485
Oh, no. A salted caramel pie

220
00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,529
with a mound

221
00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,835
of whipped cream,

222
00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,533
all this chocolate sauce
dribbled all over it.

223
00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,970
I'll be right back. Don't move.

224
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And don't worry.

225
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You'll get married again.

226
00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,456
No. Julia was the one.

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We weren't always
on the same page,

228
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but we always made a good team.

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Even when we were
breaking the law.

230
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[gasps]
Drew Dunbar broke the law?

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Oh!

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Okay.

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True story.Mm-hmm?

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Wait, I lost it.

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It's back, baby.

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We went to the Berkshires
for a weekend.

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Mm-hmm.The fall tour.

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Mm.The leaves--

239
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red, orange, yellow.

240
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No, it was a ski trip.

241
00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,485
But I don't ski,
so why would I be on a ski trip?

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Okay, maybe we skip over
this part.

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All right.

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Anyway, the car broke down.

245
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And I told Julia that
that little exclamation mark

246
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is never a good thing,

247
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364
but she just gives me
one of those little hair flips,

248
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,018
you know? Like...

249
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,890
Yeah?

250
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,110
Anyway, we pushed it, like,

251
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,982
a mile and a half
to this gas station

252
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,984
that also sells
these little souvenirs.

253
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And the mechanic

254
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totally ripped us off.

255
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,510
But we got our revenge.

256
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,338
Oh, my God, what did you do?

257
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,559
We stole...

258
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a ceramic owl.

259
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,392
Oh. Is that the big finish?

260
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Pretty twisted, right?
[chuckles]

261
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I still have it.

262
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It's, uh--

263
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It's gone.

264
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Who... who...

265
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Are you trying to call it?

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Hoo.

267
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,627
Hoo, hoo, hoo.

268
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,281
She took it.

269
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,935
Julia took my owl.

270
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,241
Hey, where are you going?

271
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,547
To get it back.

272
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,244
She doesn't get to keep
the happy memories.

273
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,289
They're not community property.

274
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,944
Maybe let me drive.

275
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,294
Fine.

276
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,613
Okay, you wait here.
I'll be right back.

277
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,963
Go get you some owl.

278
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,269
Do you know there's
a hallucinogenic quality

279
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,357
to your pot?

280
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,142
[sighs] Thank you.

281
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,629
Julia!

282
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,632
Julia, I want my owl!

283
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,635
Julia?

284
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,766
[ringtone playing]

285
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,985
Hey.

286
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,074
She's not home.Then break in.

287
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,076
But I have an emergency key.

288
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,643
Well, then use it.

289
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,253
Ah. [chuckles]

290
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,428
Of course.

291
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,039
Man, you're like
a real-life Siri.

292
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,531
Oh.

293
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:08,668
Okay, owl, where are you?

294
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,587
Now, how did you get up--

295
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,547
Of course. You're a bird.

296
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,427
Oh, no.

297
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,343
[groans]:
Ow.

298
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,346
Really?
You smoked all that weed?

299
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,697
They were showing The
Big Lebowskiin the rec room.

300
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,829
You can't watch that straight.

301
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,223
So, what, another quarter ounce?

302
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,398
That'd be lovely.

303
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,443
You're running up
quite a tab, you know.

304
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,271
Well, I'm good for it.

305
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,578
Unless the Steelers choke
in the fourth again.

306
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,537
May their kicker rot in hell.

307
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,366
Okay, I'll swing by after
I help Drew steal an owl.

308
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,759
Oh, crap, she's here.

309
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,760
The owl?

310
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,327
Julia. I-I got to go.

311
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,723
Who names an owl "Julia"?

312
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,079
[grunting]

313
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,603
Drew?

314
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,257
What the hell?

315
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,085
Uh...[phone chimes]

316
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,437
Very helpful.

317
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,482
What are you
doing in my home?

318
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,701
And why do I smell pot?

319
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,746
That's me.

320
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,270
I do drugs now.

321
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,751
Good for you. Why are you here?

322
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,753
I came to get the owl.Why?

323
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,624
Because it means something
to me.

324
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,844
And I'm keeping the piano.Okay.

325
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,151
And there are a few
other things I want, like...

326
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:45,329
like this,
my favorite fabric bowl.

327
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,897
Look at you, fighting for stuff.

328
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,594
Yeah, well,
beware the doormat

329
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,422
that gets stepped on
one too many times.

330
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,642
By the way,
I'm keeping the doormat.

331
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,600
Where was this guy
all these years?

332
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,689
He was asleep.

333
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,258
But he's awake now,
so get used to it, sweetheart.

334
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,434
Oh, wow, you are
definitely high.

335
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,654
But I don't hate it.

336
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,702
Wait, wait, wait.No, no, no, no.

337
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,313
Don't talk.
You're gonna ruin it.

338
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,749
Drew, are you sure this
is safe for your kidney?

339
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,795
I don't know. I don't care.Keep going.
Okay.

340
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,669
[chimes]

341
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,888
[sighs]

342
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,280
That was nice.

343
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,629
[laughs]

344
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,544
Yeah, I guess
when one organ fails,

345
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,546
another onepicks up the slack.
Right?

346
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,548
I'm as surprised as
you are. [laughs]

347
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,289
I can't believe
I'm gonna ask you this,

348
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,640
but did you shave a leg?

349
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,946
Don't be ridiculous.

350
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,469
I waxed.

351
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,776
[laughs] I liked it.

352
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,952
Kind of felt like
I was in a threesome.

353
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,649
Oh. Well, if you're
up for round two...

354
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,737
Yeah.
[pained cry]

355
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,869
Ow!
What's the matter?

356
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,915
Ow. I don't know.
Something's wrong.

357
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,308
Oh, no, is it your kidney?
Was I too rough?

358
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,657
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's fine.

359
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,311
Round two.
Okay.

360
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,704
[pained groan] No.

361
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,836
Hospital. Got to go
to the hospital.
Oh, my God.

362
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,272
Okay.
And for the record,

363
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,795
I could've gone
two more times.
Okay.

364
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,971
[knock on car door]

365
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,582
I wasn't looking through
your glove compartment.

366
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,323
Open the door.What's going on?

367
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,542
You have to take me
to the hospital!

368
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,240
What? What's happening?JULIA: Here.

369
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,416
I did not give
him the pot.

370
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,548
It wasn't the pot.

371
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,941
Then what happened?

372
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204
I think I might have
hurt Drew's kidney.

373
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249
What? How?

374
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,468
[engine starts]

375
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,774
Mmm...

376
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,298
Just drive!

377
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,430
Driving. I'm driving.

378
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,476
Hey.
Hey.

379
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,825
Anything?
No.

380
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871
They're still in there
running tests on him.

381
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,308
[sighs] Hey, you want a snack?
It's on me.

382
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,528
Just punch in
the universal reset code, and...

383
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,922
voilà.

384
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:40,967
Gina.

385
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,318
That is awesome.
Grab me some chips.

386
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,929
Thank you. Oh, God.

387
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,366
I cannot believe
this is happening.

388
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,977
[sighs] This could be
really, really bad.

389
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,369
I mean, Drew could...

390
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,718
No, no, no, no, no, no.

391
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,460
Do not go there. That is
not fair to you or to him.

392
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,592
[sighs]

393
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,942
[laughs]
What?

394
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,901
Nothing.

395
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,251
I just thought,
if you were right,

396
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:08,255
that we could say
he went out with a bang.

397
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,650
It'll be funny later,
but it's too soon right now.

398
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,782
Yeah.

399
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,915
Hey, he's gonna be okay.

400
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,047
Yeah, you're right.

401
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,570
[sighs]

402
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,832
What about you two?

403
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,010
[laughs]:
What about us?

404
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,534
Could you ever see yourself
with him again?

405
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,579
I mean, I don't know.

406
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,539
We have so much history, and
I have all these feelings.

407
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,976
But I can't help but wonder if
some of them are just because

408
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,760
I'm so worried
for him, you know?

409
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,937
Although tonight
sure was fun.

410
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,068
Yeah.

411
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,941
Déjà booty always is.[laughs]

412
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,507
Okay, who's here
for Drew Dunbar?

413
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,074
Oh. Oh.We-we are. Wife.

414
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,858
Legally separated wife.Kidney donor.

415
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,078
No ecstasy for a month
kidney donor.

416
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh, good for you.Thank you.

417
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,387
Way to go being a doctor.

418
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,823
Oh.

419
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,824
Well, Mr. Dunbar's
gonna be fine.

420
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,565
There's no damage
to his kidneys.

421
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,654
Oh, thank God.Oh. Yeah, what happened?

422
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,699
It was a pinched nerve.
He said he took a nasty fall.

423
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,093
He did, trying
to steal my owl.

424
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,661
You have no idea what I'm
talking about. Never mind.

425
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,358
Okay, donor, stay here.

426
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,578
Legally separated wife,you can see him now.
Okay.

427
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,450
Um... [clears throat]
I don't get to see him?

428
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,713
I'm the one saving his life.

429
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,890
She broke into
your vending machine!

430
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,109
What a relief, huh?

431
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,415
I'll say.

432
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,982
You almost went out
with a bang.

433
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,896
[giggles]
Yeah, too soon.

434
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,771
So, uh, I guess
we're not that good

435
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,816
at the whole divorce
thing, are we?

436
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,384
We weren't so hot
at the marriage thing either.

437
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,343
Sex thing works.
Oh, yeah.

438
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,649
The sex was great.[both laugh]

439
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,868
Yeah.

440
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,436
Maybe we, uh,
build on that.

441
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,003
Pretty fun building block.

442
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,788
[chuckles softly]
Drew...

443
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,355
Or not.
I just--

444
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,618
I don't think that we're ready
to just jump back into things.

445
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,707
You know?
I mean, at least I'm not.

446
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,622
Yeah, I get it.

447
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,840
I'm sorry.

448
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,495
Man, the security
in this place sucks.

449
00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,844
So, what's the word?

450
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,021
Till death do us part?
Happily ever after?

451
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,024
Read the room, Gina.
Read the room.

452
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,857
Hey, guys.ELI: Hey.
How was mediation?

453
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,511
I texted you, never heard back.

454
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,513
[sighs]

455
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,993
"All good"? Was that you?

456
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,386
Of course it was me.

457
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:22,041
Hold up. You don't have
my name in your contacts?

458
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,435
O'Connell said you had a weird
obsession with your penis.

459
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:29,048
Oh. Well, if O'Connell's
talking about it so much,

460
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,572
maybe he's the one
with the obsession.

461
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,877
It's two moves, dude.

462
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,663
You press "add contact"
and type in my name.

463
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,492
So how badly
did you get screwed?

464
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,624
That's an interesting
choice of words.

465
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,107
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.

466
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,152
You did?

467
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,457
[nervous chuckle]

468
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,155
Uh, it was
totally unexpected

469
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,808
but nice.

470
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,550
I think it gave us both
some much needed closure.

471
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,596
Give me your phone.
I'll add my own damn name.

472
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,947
So, what, is this a one-and-done
kind of a situation?

473
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,905
Yeah, I think so.

474
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,037
Jerry?!

475
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,430
Jerry's in your phone?

476
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,911
Aw, thanks.
[chuckles]

477
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,826
I-I just think,

478
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,134
if Julia and I kept doing it,
We'd only be asking for trouble.

479
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,832
Ah, thanks for bringing over
Maddie's retainer.

480
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,095
Sure. Anytime.
[panting]

481
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,183
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