1 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,974 Were you hoping I wouldn't notice? 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,237 Sorry. Overslept. 3 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,543 Too much partying?SAMANTHA: Eli, 4 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,240 please. Last party this guy went to 5 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:24,720 had a pony ride. 6 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:25,721 [both chuckling] 7 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:27,418 Sticks and stones, Samantha. 8 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,203 I was worriedabout my donor. 9 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,205 She was out all night. 10 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,597 I called,I texted. 11 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,251 I thought she was dead. 12 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:37,037 Turns out she was selling fake I.D.s outside of a rave. 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,647 And then, on the way home, she stopped 14 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,562 in the middle of a highway to rescue a kitten. 15 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,433 ALL: Aw. 16 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:43,695 No. No "aw." 17 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,741 It was totally irresponsible. 18 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:46,742 That's cold, Drew. 19 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:47,960 She saved a kitty cat. 20 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,049 DREW:I know, 21 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,441 I sound ungrateful. 22 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,052 You are ungrateful. 23 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,575 And I know you hate me because I have a donor. 24 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,098 Nobody hates you. 25 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,795 Please do notspeak for me. 26 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,495 I-I am just so stressed out. 27 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,410 I never know where she is 28 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,933 or who she's with 29 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,413 or if she's even coming home. 30 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:08,372 And that's when my imagination just... 31 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,678 [shudders] 32 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,159 Good afternoon. 33 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,248 Would you be interested in joining our cult? 34 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:15,640 Would I? 35 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,815 Come on in. 36 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,081 [water dripping] 37 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,911 Oh, man. 38 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:27,478 They stole my kidney. 39 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,480 I was saving that for Drew. 40 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:31,613 That's what you're worried about? 41 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:32,962 It does happen. 42 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,007 People do sell organs on the black market. 43 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,487 Do you havetheir number? 44 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,883 ♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪ 45 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,059 ♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪ 46 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,454 ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪ 47 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,544 ♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪ 48 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,154 ♪ It's time to face the fact 49 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,982 ♪ It's your prerogative 50 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,244 ♪ Your prerogative♪ 51 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,551 ♪ To be positive. 52 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,997 GINA: A tracking app? Mm... 53 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,999 That feels kind of stalker-y. 54 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,261 It's not stalking. 55 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,089 Every parent at school has one with their kid 56 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,264 so they know exactly where they are. 57 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,005 That's stalking. 58 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,615 Not if you love someone. 59 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,313 That's stalking. 60 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,010 I'm worried you don't know this. 61 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,317 Plus, if youever need me, 62 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,145 you know exactly where I am. 63 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,972 Oh, I always know where you are. 64 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,670 You're here. 65 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,672 Yeah, but what room? 66 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,674 [meowing] 67 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,676 Ugh. Is thisthe, uh... 68 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:35,677 traffic cat? 69 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,592 Ooh, yes. 70 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,333 I'm calling her Bolognese 71 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,899 because that's what you would have been 72 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,249 if I didn't rescue you. 73 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,337 I know...No. 74 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,686 Do not name it. 75 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:45,774 Once you name it, you're gonna want to keep it. 76 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:46,992 Will you unclench? 77 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,516 I will find a nice home for her. 78 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:49,604 Thank you. 79 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,867 But you have to tell her. 80 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,564 Very funny. I'm serious. 81 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:54,913 Tell her. 82 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,525 Okay, uh... 83 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,614 Bolognese, I'm Drew, 84 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:00,615 and... Don't worry. 85 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:01,877 Just because he has a name 86 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,400 doesn't mean we have to keep him. 87 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:08,275 Cannoli,this is Bolognese. 88 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,885 Bolognese, Cannoli. 89 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,582 I expect you guysto play nice. 90 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,801 I don't want to see 91 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,760 any stereotypical cats and dogs nonsense. 92 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,849 [phone ringing] 93 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:19,895 Hey, Drew. 94 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,244 Hey. Guess where I am? 95 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,724 Really? 96 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,116 We're doing that again? 97 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,596 Come on, come on. Check the app. 98 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,950 You're upstairs? 99 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,387 Pretty cool, huh? 100 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,910 Okay. I'm gonna go hide. 101 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,041 You try to find me on the app. 102 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,129 [laughs] 103 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,744 [phone ringing] 104 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:43,962 [sighs] What, Drew? 105 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:44,963 Hey. 106 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,704 I just noticed 107 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,402 your phone battery was running a little low. 108 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,969 Oh. Yeah, I forgot my charger. 109 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,145 Look in your purse. 110 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,672 You went in my purse? 111 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,978 I just dropped it in from above. 112 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:02,459 Along with some apple slices. 113 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,943 Hey. Me again. 114 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,423 I don't mean to be a pest, 115 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,120 but I see that you're in Queens, 116 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,382 and it's rather late. 117 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,688 Everything okay? 118 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,777 Um, yeah, I'm just hanging out with a friend. 119 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,257 I'll be home soon. Bye. 120 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,564 Do you live with your parents? 121 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,306 No, but it's starting to feel that way. 122 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,439 Hey, guys. 123 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,136 This little cutie needs a home. 124 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,964 And if you DM me right now, 125 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,401 I'll throw in a free case of my craft beer. 126 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,666 You better kick it up a notch, 127 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,712 or I'll have to put a hat on you. 128 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:38,974 [door opens] 129 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,671 Honey, all I'm saying is it's never too early 130 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:41,977 to start thinking about your college essay. 131 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,195 MADDIE: My father's getting 132 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,458 a kidney transplant. 133 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,286 I think I have the essay in the bag. 134 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,157 Hey. 135 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,158 Hey. 136 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,464 All right, well, bye. 137 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:51,943 No hug, no kiss, love you, too. 138 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,162 [laughs] 139 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,337 See you Sunday. 140 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:55,904 Hey, uh... 141 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,514 can I ask you something? 142 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,342 Is it about Drew? What'd he do now? 143 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,823 Um... 144 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:02,954 You know what? It's okay. 145 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,216 No, no. Tell me. 146 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,479 It'll make me feel better about leaving him. 147 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,830 It's just... 148 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,179 [smacks lips] 149 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,703 ...the insane control issues. 150 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,226 Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,489 Go on. 152 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,491 Is he always so uptight? 153 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,796 He put this app on my phone 154 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,320 so he can track my every move. 155 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,104 [scoffs] Thank God they didn't have that app 156 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,366 when I was pregnant. 157 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,367 As it was, I always had 158 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,021 to give him a "I am alive" call 159 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,370 every time I got anywhere. 160 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,111 It's like, "Yes, Drew, I'm alive. 161 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,721 I'm just in the bathroom." 162 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,549 And God forbid I'm five seconds late 163 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:33,855 for a doctor's appointment.[laughs] 164 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,770 Once, I was late to a Lamaze class. 165 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,467 He had a full-on panic attack. 166 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,251 He started hyperventilating. 167 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,384 By the time I got there, he was fully dilated. 168 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,692 Where does all that come from? 169 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,737 Have you met his parents? 170 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:47,695 No. 171 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:48,870 Gina, they are just 172 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,393 two angry cats in a bag. 173 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:53,788 And Drew was always stuck in the middle, and... 174 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,704 you know, since he couldn't control that then, now... 175 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,880 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh. Speaking of cats... 176 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,838 [laughs] Okay. 177 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,362 [meows] 178 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,714 Can I interest you in a cat named Bolognese? 179 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:07,715 Um... 180 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,586 I don't think so.Wait, wait. 181 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,986 I've never been here before. 182 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,553 Yeah, this used to be my favorite bar 183 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:20,728 when I lived in the city. 184 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,077 Haven't been here for years. 185 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,775 How come?My kids took my license away. 186 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:27,169 I've been running red lights all my life. 187 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,823 Now they're worried? 188 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,478 For 75 bucks, I can get you a fake license. 189 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,655 Oh, but it's got to be West Virginia. 190 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,353 [phone ringing]Oh, my God. 191 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,485 It's Drew again. 192 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,225 I'm not answering. 193 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,836 Good. This is our girl time. 194 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:44,055 Hos before bros, isn't that what we say? 195 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,492 Hell yeah. 196 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,667 [phone ringing] 197 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,364 He is not gonna stop. 198 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,583 What a noodge. 199 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:50,932 What is it, Drew? 200 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,324 I'm in the middle of something. 201 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:55,153 Yeah, uh, well, I couldn't help but notice that 202 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,154 you're in the city. 203 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,591 At a bar. 204 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,897 In not such a great neighborhood. 205 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,464 I'm hanging up. 206 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,554 What is that about? 207 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,426 He's keeping tabs on me. 208 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,253 [phone ringing] 209 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:10,473 Oh, my God. Seriously? 210 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,432 Give me that. 211 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,173 You want to take your head out of your ass? 212 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,133 Who is this?NORMA: You want to worry? 213 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,526 Wait till you're old enough 214 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,266 to have something real to worry about. 215 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,268 Like if you need a hip replacement. 216 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,618 Or you have a stroke. 217 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,707 Or your doctor tells you you need a pacemaker. 218 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,709 Remind me to call my doctor tomorrow. 219 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:29,971 You do 220 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,234 realize that my kidneys are failing. 221 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:33,844 Boo-hoo. 222 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:35,977 You have a beautiful angel here 223 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,631 who's giving you one of hers. 224 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,502 So enjoy life, 225 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,025 be happy, 226 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:44,507 and let her have one lousy night out with her friends. 227 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,642 Anyone else you're pissed at? 228 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,079 Hey. 229 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,646 Making chocolate chip cookies? 230 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,474 No. Just the dough. 231 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,519 Well, you can't just eat cookie dough. 232 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,347 What if I put it in ice cream? 233 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,132 So the student has become the master. 234 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,745 [phone chimes] 235 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,747 Oh, great. 236 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,183 Everything okay? 237 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:11,055 Yeah. Yeah, it's just that Gina's at some place 238 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,840 called The Thirsty Fish 239 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,798 and I don't think it's an aquarium store. 240 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,973 It's not. 241 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,062 I'm guessing. 242 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,238 What? Are you tracking her? 243 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,284 No, I'm not tracking her. 244 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,677 I'm just making sure she's okay. 245 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,853 By always knowing where she is. 246 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,160 Great. My dad's a stalker. 247 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,554 Huh. That's what Gina said. 248 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,730 You do have control issues. 249 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,255 You're a therapist. I pick stuff up. 250 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,258 I hate when you and Mom track me.What? 251 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,564 We don't track you. 252 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,696 What makes you think that? 253 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:43,697 Give me your phone. 254 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,437 No. 255 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,049 Give it. 256 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,530 [sighs] 257 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,576 Oh, wow. 258 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,795 Okay. 259 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:57,101 Yes, I was at Roosevelt Park yesterday, 260 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,581 but so were a lot of kids. 261 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,974 We were all doing homework. 262 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,541 Nobody was drinking beer. 263 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,629 You really should stop talking. 264 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,587 And you shouldn't be tracking Gina. 265 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,242 She's not your kid. 266 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,070 Does it help to know that 267 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:12,552 I'm just tracking a particular organ in her body? 268 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,336 That is disgusting. 269 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,513 [laughs] I hope I never have to repeat that in court. 270 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,864 Gina's cool. 271 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,126 Chill. 272 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,651 [sighs] I don't think I have that setting. 273 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:26,696 But you're right. 274 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,568 I will turn off the app, 275 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:29,569 try to relax. 276 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,918 Take a chill pill, 277 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,094 as you kids say. 278 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,748 Or said. At one point in time. 279 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,879 Saved it. 280 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,578 This is why I do homework at the park. 281 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,407 Oh, don't worry. I'll clean up. 282 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,713 Thank you. 283 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:44,932 [phone chimes] 284 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,329 [grunts softly] 285 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,333 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 286 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:04,168 Gina, hello. Uh, totally not checking up on you. 287 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,693 I've actually stopped that-- you can thank my daughter. 288 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,956 But I couldn't help but notice 289 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,958 you're in the middle of the Hudson River? 290 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,873 Could you just text me back real quick, 291 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,005 let me know you're on a boat? 292 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:18,008 That's not sinking? [chuckles] 293 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:18,618 Later. 294 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,152 [footsteps approaching] 295 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,764 What? 296 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,897 Oh, hey, you woke me up. 297 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,899 No, I didn't. I saw you turn the light off 298 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,509 when I pulled in the driveway. 299 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,294 Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry. I won't do it again. 300 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,469 Better not. 301 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,080 I know how to take care of myself. 302 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,082 Been doing it, uh, my whole life. 303 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,170 I know. I know you do. 304 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,172 All right, then. 305 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,827 Oh, and if you really want to worry, 306 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,350 save it for next Saturday. 307 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,568 Why? What's next Saturday? 308 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,875 Me and Gabby are going skydiving. 309 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,790 You're kidding. 310 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,531 Jumping out of a plane. 311 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,533 You're not kidding.Sweet dreams. 312 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,579 [door closes] 313 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,713 She's kidding. You're kidding, right?! 314 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,759 Geronimo! 315 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,153 [chuckles] 316 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,546 Good one. 317 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,417 [chuckles] 318 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,378 And then my anxiety really kicks in. 319 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,075 And when was the first time you experienced 320 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,424 this kind of anxiety? 321 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,732 Uh, probably my first real relationship. 322 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,604 I was 23, we had been dating about a year... 323 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:33,736 [phone chimes] 324 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,391 [sighs] I am so sorry. 325 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,175 I forgot to turn my phone off. 326 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,524 Please, continue. 327 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,004 Oh, well, 328 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,614 she started making these little comments 329 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,529 about moving in together. 330 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,183 Uh-huh. Go on. 331 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,272 That's all it took. I mean, total panic. 332 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,665 Mm-hmm. 333 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,625 Tightening i-in my chest and my throat closing up. 334 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,758 Sure, sure.The shortness of breath 335 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,542 and-and the sweating. 336 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,893 Uh-huh.And this horrible feeling 337 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,156 like I was totally powerless over my own fate. 338 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,419 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 339 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,681 Okay. I'll see you next Wednesday. 340 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,596 Thanks, Drew.You bet. Be good. 341 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,728 You know, something you said struck me... 342 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,599 That's our time. Bye-bye. 343 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,430 [grunts] Dog. 344 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,258 [panting] 345 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,520 Okay. 346 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,659 [line ringing] 347 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,096 SIRI: The voice mailbox for... 348 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,880 GINA: Gina. 349 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,664 SIRI: ...is full. 350 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,797 DREW: Of course it is, because I already called 351 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,278 like, a hundred times and she won't pick up. 352 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,628 [sighs] Drew, stop. 353 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,370 You promised her you wouldn't do this. Come on. 354 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,199 She'll be fine. I'll be fine. 355 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,549 She's gonna die, I'm gonna die. 356 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,899 Don't be an idiot. You piss her off, she bails, 357 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,292 your kidney goes with her. 358 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,120 You're the idiot. She jumps and dies, 359 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,078 your kidney goes with her. 360 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:02,999 I have no idea which direction I'm driving in. 361 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,490 [knocking on door] 362 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,274 You okay?Yeah. 363 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,059 Hey. What's up? 364 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,843 [laughs] What's up with you? 365 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,366 Oh, nothing. 366 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,326 Just sitting here in my driveway alone with my thoughts. 367 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,328 Drew. 368 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,851 [sighs] 369 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,898 My kidney's getting ready to jump out of an airplane. 370 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,377 Wait... 371 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,902 What? 372 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,992 Mike Rock's Skydiving Experience. 373 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,689 Gina's there now. 374 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:44,867 Boy, that kidney's gonna be bored once it's inside of you. 375 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,652 You always know the right thing to say. 376 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,526 Okay, look, while it may not be the most responsible choice, 377 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,006 I'm sure she's gonna be fine. 378 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,616 Okay. Here we go. 379 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,531 Do you know how many fatalities there were 380 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,141 last year from skydiving? 381 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,709 No, Google, I don't. 382 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,103 One, out of 100,000. 383 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,800 Okay. 384 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,021 Do you know how many people needed a transplant last year? 385 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:12,068 One out of every 200,000, and I won that lottery. 386 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,201 Oh, for God's sake, don't, Drew. 387 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,943 Don't go down the Drew hole. It is so dark and dismal. 388 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,161 Too late. 389 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,249 All right. 390 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,511 You know what? I give up. 391 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,078 You are a lost cause. 392 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:25,125 But don't drag that poor woman down into your misery. 393 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,300 She's a hero. 394 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,910 She is giving up 395 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,477 a piece of her body to save you. 396 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,480 The least you can do is let her live her damn life. 397 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,918 [line ringing] 398 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,573 GINA: Hello?What the hell are you thinking, 399 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,053 jumping out of a plane? 400 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,924 Uh, who is this? 401 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:42,838 It's Julia. 402 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,057 Drew's ex-wife. 403 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,015 Don't go around offering up your kidney 404 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,756 if you can't keep it alive. 405 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,106 Oh, you guys are freaking out about nothing. 406 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,282 This is completely safe. 407 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,631 What is that? 408 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,981 Waiver in case the chute doesn't open. 409 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,243 Oh, okay. 410 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,246 Do you really have to do this now? 411 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,335 Can't you wait until after the operation? 412 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,597 Look, Julia, 413 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,991 yes, I could die doing this. 414 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,950 I could also die in surgery. 415 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,736 But I'm not gonna die sitting on my ass, wishing I had a life. 416 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,782 Plus our Groupon expires next week. 417 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,915 Plus our Groupon expires next week. 418 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,528 Look, I get it, you're a free spirit. 419 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,705 But we don't always get to do everything we want. 420 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,750 You think I never wanted to jump out of a plane? 421 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:29,798 Or-or go whitewater rafting or go on one of those safaris 422 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,887 where you get to touch the giraffes? 423 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,585 Girl, why didn't you? 424 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,588 Uh, because Drew was always afraid 425 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,416 something bad would happen. 426 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,332 Well, you're not married to him anymore, 427 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,594 are you? 428 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:49,078 [all screaming] 429 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,475 Oh... 430 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,738 No.[clicks key] 431 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,696 That was one of the most incredible experiences 432 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,263 I have ever had. 433 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,743 You never would've done that when we were married. 434 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,353 I wouldn't have. It-it was like 435 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,486 I was jumping into my new life. 436 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,574 Thank you, Gina. 437 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,663 Aw, it-it's kind of cool. 438 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,145 I gave you a new life, I'm giving you a new life. 439 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,321 I'm handing out new lives all over the place. 440 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,149 [laughs] 441 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,499 And you know what? I love cats. 442 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,327 I will take that little fluffball. 443 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,894 Oh, my God. 444 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,853 Now I'm giving a cat a new life. 445 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,291 My powers have no bounds. 446 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,902 I can't remember ever seeing you this happy. 447 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,297 Yeah, it's-it's 'cause I haven't been. 448 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,559 [laughs softly] 449 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,865 Is that my fault? 450 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,998 No. 451 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,174 No, Drew, of course not. 452 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:44,394 It's mine. I... I let it happen. 453 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,137 Meet your new mommy, Bolognese. 454 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,009 Hello, sweetie. 455 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,490 Oh, look at us, just two gals starting out 456 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,883 our new lives together. 457 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,842 Hey, do you know how to swipe right? 458 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,064 Oh, no. You're on Tinder? 459 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,066 Oh, well, no, not yet. 460 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,896 But I know who's gonna be in my profile picture. 461 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,985 Yeah. Single lady with a cat. 462 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031 Every man's dream. [chuckles] 463 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,170 [exhales] You okay? 464 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,260 You need mouth-to-mouth? Because I'm only paid to do dialysis. 465 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,915 No, no, I'm just doing some breathing exercises. 466 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,570 I teach them to all my clients. 467 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:33,052 It's just a great way to let go of some anxiety, 468 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,967 which, in my case, means Gina. 469 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,057 I don't know, I've got anxiety 470 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,146 and I've been breathing my whole life. 471 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,322 How does it work? 472 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,238 Well, if you ever have negative thoughts, 473 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,762 you just focus on your breathing. 474 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,024 You want to try? 475 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,287 Sure. Why not? 476 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,375 SAMANTHA: No, I have to e-mail 477 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:55,813 an intern and rip her a new one. 478 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,989 What? It's how I relax. 479 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,384 Okay. Well, um, you just 480 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,691 breathe in deeply through your nose... 481 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,867 [inhales] 482 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,565 ...and then exhale slowly out your mouth. 483 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,523 [both exhaling] 484 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,133 Breathe in strength... 485 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,613 [inhales] 486 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,528 ...and exhale fear. 487 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,312 Oh, crap, I think I inhaled fear. 488 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,445 How do I get it out of me? 489 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,144 Send it my way, Jer. It makes me stronger. 490 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,973 Hey, I'm kind of feeling this. 491 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,150 It's like my teammates pouring Gatorade on my soul. 492 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,155 Yeah, it's a great way to just gain some peace and clarity. 493 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,637 [inhales] 494 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,812 [exhales] 495 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:38,813 [gas hissing] 496 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,598 Oh, come on. 497 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,426 Come on, come on. 498 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,515 [explosion] 499 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,866 Sometimes pills help, too. 500 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,659 Captioning sponsored by CBS 501 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,662 and TOYOTA. 502 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,707 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org